Battp iHaroonVol. 19. No. 55. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY. JANUARY 20. 1921 Price 5 CentsMAROON HOPES FORCHAMPIONSHIP GETJOLT FROM ILLINlRagged Defense ResponsibleFor 33-29 Defeat AtUrbanaCHICAGO VS. IOWA SATURDAYTripi>ed up by Illinois on Tuesdayniprht by the count of 33 to 29, theMaroons face the remainder of thebasketball season with the realizationthat the Conference championship isa thinjf to be battled for and won,and not a thing to be confidently pock¬eted and held. It is fortunate thatthe team’s over-confidence should bechecked while the season still isyoung.In the game at Urbana, as well asin the Wisconsin game here, the cele¬brated Chicago five-man defense wasnot in the constant evidence it shouldhave been. Both games appeared tobe races between the teams for themost baskets, with little attempt tohold the score of the opponents to aminimum. Against Princeton andagainst Milliken, Chicago played muchthe same kind of tight defensive gameas won the title in 1920. But in fol¬lowing Coach Stagg’s advanced in¬struction the team .seems to have lostsight of the elementary teachings ofPat Page.Illinois Stages ComebackThe revamped Illini five, defeatedby Milliken and minus the services ofCarney, all-Conference center, leadthrough most of the contest in the(Continued on Pape Seniors Arrange ManyAmusements forSundayOwing to the inabiltiy of severalprominent members of the Seniorclass to indulge in the sport of youngEsquimaux, the party planned forSunday will not be strictly a “skat¬ing” affair. There will be a numberof very attractive attractions asfollows:(1) Fudge and hot chocolate willbe served from 4 to 6 on the secondfloor of Ida Noyes hall.(2) A series of games, calculatedto amuse the most cynical members,planned by the Eentertainment com¬mittee. Prizes, both useful and ar¬tistic, will be offered.(3) The Senior Trio, Harding,Ran.stead, and Reckless, providingmusic for the temperamental membersof the class.(4) Warren Cavins, who has thedistinction of being the first seniorto pay his dues, will deliver a shortoration on “Money and Banking—orHow I Was Driven To It.”(5) Sylvia Taylor and Fanny Tem¬pleton will act as instructors for thosewho are making their first attemptson the ice.The time is 3:30 to 6.KAPPA SIGS BEAT SIMGANU’S IN BOWLING TILTDelts Overcome Pi Lambda Phis; A.T. O.’s Wallop Delta Sigma PhiJanuary Phoenix, MoreSo Than Ever,Out TodayW’ith more cuts than usual andwith, at la.st the appearance and at¬mosphere of a college magazine, theJanuary issue of the Phoenix is beingsold on the campus today. From thesubtly ironical cover design to thelast spasm of Pan’s Panel it is abreezy publication.The frontispiece is an intimate por¬trait of Marmaduke, the aristocraticdescendent of a noble" line of plumbersor something. An essay on Januaryputs into definite for a lot of our gen¬eral impressions concerning themonth. Ground Glass propounds ex¬haustively upon the when, where, why,and if so, how of line—their use andmisuse. We had never guessed thatthere were so many varieties of lines. The Kappa Sigmas won the secondtilt in the inter-fraternity bowlingtournament on the Reynolds club al¬leys from Sigma Nu Tuesday after¬noon with a three game victory. TheChi Psi quintette triumphed over theSigma Chis with a similar lead.Tn the e.vening.meet, Pi I^ambda Phisuccumbed to the Delta Tau Deltasand A. T. O. handed Delta Sigma Phia two out of three trimming. Thescores for the day were low, and therolling of the teams far below aver¬age. Delta Sigma Phi bowled highgame with a score of 730, while Kap¬pa Sigma drew the highest averagefor the three games with 706.Although the average scores were1 elow par, the work of several of theplayers was commendable. Bruce ofSigma Nu bowled the highest onegame total with 212, and leads thetournament with the high average of187. Zorn of the Kappa Sigs rankssecond with a 160 average. Hoffstarred for A. T. O. and Chidesterlead the Delt five. Dixon was highman for Delta Sigma Phi.Score sheets showed the followingresults:First gameDelta Tau Delta 636Pi Lambda Phi 566Alpha Tau Omega 627Delta Sigma Phi 7.30(Continued on Pape 4)APPEAL TO AMERICAN COLLEGESTO SAVE EUROPE’S DESTITUTEFrom the New York office of Mr.Hoover’s American Relief Administra¬tion and from scores of foreignsources, reports continute to poor inregarding the great suffering of thestudents and faculties of the Euro¬pean universities. Field representa¬tives who have been sent out to makea complete survey of the situation,say that the most apparent need ofthe students is for more clothing.“In the face of a bitter winter,”the reports say, “the university menare able to find only the worst sort ofragged and thread-bare garments.Hundreds of students are still wear¬ing their old army field uniformswhich, after from three to five yearsof hard service, are now completelytattered.“Some go about trying to keepwarm in rags which once were civiliansuits, all too poor when they werenew. Others are fortunate enough tohave thin overcoats to wear. Usuallythey are tightly buttoned up to theneck to conceal the absence of under¬garments.“Conditions among the women stu¬ dents are even worse than among themen. With the present cost of cloth¬ing 5000 per cent greater than for¬merly, they are forced to wear miser¬able rags which, in no cases, affordsufficient protection. Filthy and ut¬ter verminous, they cannot be reno¬vated because of the fact that theso-called necessities, soap and baths,are in fact uncommon luxuries.“Some response to the appeal of therelief association for funds to improvethose conditions has already comefrom all over the world but withoutimmediate access to at least $1,000,-000, Mr. Hoover will not be able togive enough assistance to enable thecontinental colleges to continue torun.The quota that has been set for theAmerican universities $3.00 percapita. Students who ^sh to con¬tribute to the fund should make checkspayable to Mr. John Moulds, cashierof the University, or to the AmericanRelief Administration. Send all con¬tributions to The Daily Maroon, BoxO, Faculty Exchange, or directly toMr. Moulds. ASPIRANTS FOR 1921BLACKFRIAR SHOWMEET FEBRUARY 2Men Wishing to Try Out forCast and Chorus WillAttendMUSIC WRITERS BEGIN WORKA meeting of all men who expectto try out for the cast or chorus ofthe 1921 Blackfriars production, “TheMachinations of Max,” is being plann¬ed by the staff for Wednesday, Feb¬ruary 2, at 7:30 in the Reynolds club.At the meeting the work of organizingthe men for the annual show will bebegun.Work has already been started onthe show, with the music and postercontests under way. The music con¬test will close February 6, and com¬posers have been urged to devote asmuch time as possible during thethree weeks that remain to the workof constructing tunes for the lyrics.The music must be written out as wellas played before the judges, in orderthat it may be examined further incase of close decisions.May Enter ContestsMen who have not yet enteredeither the poster or music contest andare interested in doing so have beenasked to enroll through Box 286, Fac¬ulty Exchange. Information aboutthe poster requirements will be sentthe prospective artists, while would-becomposers will receive copies of thelyrics.Kehoe Wins Politeness PrizeRoland J. Kehoe won the Portfoliopoliteness prize yesterday. He wasaccosted in the lobby of Rosenwald.“Pardon me,” said the seeke’* ofcourtesy. “But is the Walker Museumin this building, or is it the OrientalMuseum?”“I believe it is the W’alker Museum,”replied Mr. Kehoe, bowing courteouslyand removing his hat, “the Orientalis in Haskell, just across the way. I’lltake you to the Walker Museum,”When Mr. Kehoe was told that hehad won a Portfolio politeness prizehe seemed surprised and said he didnot understand. Our conclusion isthat Mr. Kehoe does not read his Ma¬roon carefully.TAKE PICTURES OF FRENCHAND CHINESE CLUBS TODAYThe Chinese students club and theFrench club will have their informalpictures for the Cap and Gown takentoday at 12 on the east steps of Has¬kell Museum.Theater Pary TuesdayFor Women’s ClubPresidentsA theater party for the presidentsof the campus women’s clubs and thetwo women officers in each of the un¬dergraduate classes, is to be heldTuesday night at the Shubert Cen¬tral Theater, 58 East Van Buren st.The stage production of “The CharmSchool” will open at the Central Sun¬day, and it vdll be this play whichthe women officers will see, withoutexpense, on Tuesday.Tn addition to the presidents of thetwelve women’s clubs and the classleaders, sorority heads at North¬western university have also been in¬vited by the management. Those incharge have been unable to obtain thenames and addresses of the women tobe invited, and so they have beenasked to communicate at once, givingtheir name, address and telephonenumber. Letters should be addressedto the manager, care of the ShuhertCentral theater.“The invitation is given without anystrings atached to it,” said .Tohn Jo¬seph, *20, at whosa suggestion theparty was arranged, last night. “Thope that all of the women includedwill take advantage of the opportun¬ity. 'The production should be dis¬tinguished from the moving pictureof the same name, as it is entirely aspeaking performance.” COUNCIL NAMES LEADERSFOR WASHINGTON PROMFrank Hardesty, John Ashenhurst, Ellen Gleasonand Fanny Templeton Chosen to Head An¬nual Formal Dance—Announce Dateand Place SoonThe Congestion on CobbStairway GrowsApaceShe tripped lightly, or rather heav¬ily, down the stairs of Cobb, but ow-mg to the solid wall of descendingundergrads she failed to reach thefirst floor in her downward flight.“There’s only one good thing aboutthe congestion in Cobb,” she com¬mented as she bumped into a Maroonreporter, “you can’t fall very fardown the stairs.”The reporter gazed at the onrush-ing hord, the victims trampled understumbling pedal extremities, the hor¬rible impact, and realized that she(Continued on Pape 2)SECRET PRACTICE BYDEBATERS INDICATESSTRENGTH OF TEAMSTrain With Experienced Mento Improve Style and 'Delivery iMEET FRIDAY NIGHT IS FREEDebaters on the Varsity teamswhich meet Michigan and North¬western Friday at 8 have been holdingnumerous preliminary debates amongthemselves for the past month, it wasrevealed yesterday. This period ofpreparation was culminated by aweek’s series of debates with some ofthe crack alumni speakers on thecampus.Those who took part in the seriesare Williard E. Atkins, the debatingcoach, Benjamin Jaffe, a member ofthe 1917 team which debated againstNorthwestern, George D, Mills, cap¬tain of last year’s affirmative teamagainst Michigan and manager of thepresent team, and David M. Halfant,winner of Ist year’s Rosewald oratorycontest. These men who are bestqualified by their experience, to judgeof the team unite in declaring it to bewell prepared and in every way readyfor the contest.Speeches Show MeritBenjamin Joffre said yesterday, “Iregret that our teams are not debatingfor a decision this year. The mainspeeches and rebutals showed highmerit. Lesswell’s power of analysisand incisive thought mark him as anexcellent debater, and the rest of histeam is not far behind his standard.Hillman and Ladner will, I am sure,ablv support him.These remarks were endorsed byGeorge Mills, who further stated,“Montgomery’s .showing at Michiganlast year was remarkable but sincethat time his general effectiveness hasgreatly increased. T have no doubtthat the team will uphold Chicago’sdebating traditions in good fashion.Hall and Sturman handled themselvesvery effectively at the trial debates.Give Personnel of TeamChicago’s affirmative team consist¬ing of Harold Lasswell, Alex Hillman,and .John Ladner, will contest Michi¬gan in Mandel hall on the question,“Resolved, that a Parliamentary Form iof Government should be adopted in'the United States.” At the same timethe negative Maroon orators. RoyalMontgomery, .Terome Hall, and RobertSturman, will meet Northwestern atEvanston. 'There will be no judgesand no decision, hut after the debatethe audience will he free to participatein a discussion of the topic, led by thechairman and the team members. Ad¬mission will be free for the first timein Chicago debating history. Frank Hardesty, John Ashenhurst,Ellen Gealson, and Fanny Templetonhave been selected to lead the Twenty-sixth Annual Washington Prom. Ac¬cording to a custom begun in 1918women leaders as well as the menwere chosen by the UndergraduateCouncil. The right wing will be ledby Frank Hardesty and Ellen Glea¬son while John A.shenhurst and FannyTempleton will lead the left wing.The leaders have been chosen inrecognition of work done during theirUniversity career. Hardesty is amember of Kappa Sigma, Three-Quar¬ters club, and Score club. He wasalso a member of the UndergraduateCouncil in his Sophomore year. Ash¬enhurst is a member of Phi GammaDelta and Score clum. He is man¬aging editor of The Daily Maroon, aUniversity Marshal, a member of theUndergraduate Council, and an asso¬ciate editor of the Cap and Gown.Leaders Prominent in AffairsEllen Gleason was the vice-presi¬dent of the Freshman class in 1918and is a member of the Honor Com¬mission and Undergraduate Council.She is a member of Nu Pi Sigma andMortar Board. Fanny Templeton isa member of the Honor Commissionand is on the council of the Federa¬tion. She is a University aide anda member of Quadranglers and NuPi Sigma.The Washington Prom, known informer years as the Senior Ball, isthe biggest official University socialevent of the year. It is an annualaffair commemorating Washington’sbirthday. The newly elected leaderswill announce the place and date ofthe Prom in the near future and thenames of the committees which willhave charge of the event.‘HELLO WEEK” TO BEUNIVERSITY TRADITION“Hello Week” will be a Universitytradition from now on, it was decidedat the open meeting of the Federationheld Tuesday night in the library ofIda Noyes. It was generally admittedthat the first attempt to establish awide-spread feeling of friendlinesshad been only dubiously successful,and it was only where it was enteredinto a spirit of fun that results hadbeen accomplished.Hereafter, the first week of everyquarter will be “Hello Week,” so thatthere will be a general impression offriendliness created among the incom¬ing freshmen as well as the upperclassmen.“Toddling” v/as also discussed atthe open meeting and the general sen¬timent seemed to be against the dancein its objectionable form.Kelly Hall EntertainsTonight Kelly hall will entertaiisome members of the faculty. Thos<present will be: Miss Storm o:Beecher, Miss Logsden of GreenwoodMiss Boyce of Drexel, Miss Cooperand Miss Turnbull. Each table wilentertain one guest. After dinneithere will be a solo by TheodonBlidung, accompanied by DorothjGreenleaf. Ellen Co3me will give treading.PHOENIX STAFF TO MEETThe Phoenix staff will meet to¬day at 12 in Cobb 12A. All mem¬bers of the staff have been ur¬gently requested to attend, asmatters of importance will betaken up.2 I'HE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, JANUARY 20, 1921.Uitjr Satly iUaruunThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sundayand Monday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters, by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as seoond clast mail at the Chi¬cago postoftce, Chicago. Illinois, March 13,1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices EUis 14Telephone Midway 800Thursday, January 20, 1921.SUGAR COATED GYMOur compulsory physical educationseems to be growing less attractiveevery day—and more compulsory.The gym departments seem to be un¬able to make gym as alluring as theymaintain it is. Perhaps this is dueto lack of a force of proper size.Perhaps gym isn’t atractive to manystudents who come here seeking cul¬ture, but not the physical variety.P. C. should be made attractive andThe Daily Maroon offers the follow¬ing suggestions for its improvement.Violating the principles of effectiveconstruction, we place our best planfirst, namely: Why not flood the ten¬nis courts and give co-educationalskating classes ? Those who did notwish to skate could rustle wood forbonfires. Others not adept at ice ma¬neuvers could pull sleds around onwhich women who needed the restcure could recline, bundled in furs andimbibing ozone.An attractive picture, surely Con¬trast the spectacle of the red cheeked“boys and girls” romping on the ice,with the sad straggling line of menand women wending their way to andfrom gym every day. University stu¬dents naturally have a higher intel¬lectual rating than preparatory orgrade school students. They seek tointerpret the facts of life. Why notput some “art” into gym—make itsomething more than mere routine.Why not make it so attractive thatdesperate methods are not needed tomake students attend.Other suggestions present them¬selves. Why not a week’s credit forfour hours of toddling? Why not aday’s credit for thirty minutes ofrough and tumble trying to get toclasses in Cobb hall. Obviously gymdoesn’t have to be “dumb,” (to bor¬row an appellation used by some ofour campus folk).A good press agent might do thework. Students are told that gym isgood for them and is attractive, butthey have to be shown. The time isripe for some genius to appear, per¬haps trained in our own C. & A.school, who can “sell” the gym ideato the student body. Then they won’thave to be pushed in. They’ll haveto be held out.Your beet bet—Maroon ClassifiedAds bring results. Ellis Insect PopulationThreatened WithExterminationThis here University is a favoriterendezvous of members of the animalkingdom, in the opinion of our Zoolog¬ical representative. Readers of TheMaroon are familiar with the way inwhich an aspiring bow-wow, in searchof intellectual jollification, was ejectedfrom Artie Scott’s class because ofanti-canine race prejudice. The un¬democratic exclusion of a stray pig¬eon from Prof. Viner’s hall of learninghas also been treated in these col¬umns.Another story of cruelty to animalshas been unearthed by the reporter.Frequenters of Ellis hall have ob¬served that the place is infested withants. As long as they behave them¬selves nobody objected, but the peskycritters have been getting real lovin’and familiar-like recently, and cuttingup something terrible.So the powers that be have gone onthe war path. Borax and lye havebeen brought into action, and it icconfidently expected that a completeextermination of the little rascals willbe achieved in a short time. If not,plans will be made to import a squadof the famous Brazilian ant eaters,to cope with the situation.NEED SOCIAL WORKERSI*rof. Artman of Divinity School InCharge of WelfareOpportunities for practical social’ork in the Abraham Lincoln Center,'cated at 700 Oakwood Blvd., arepen to the University. Originallynder the supervision of Jenkin Lloyd^cnes, the Center, in promoting com-nunity welfare, has come under theeadership of Prof. J. M. Artman ofhe Graduate Divinity School.A staff, organized under Prof. Art-man includes in its personnel, fromthe student body of the University,r''''rank W. Lorimer, Paul Mitchell, E.L. Cebauer, M. L. Beck, and Benja¬min March.Boys and girls of the communityfind in the various clubs at the Cen¬ter, a social ine adapted to their age.The privileges of the gymnasium andgame-room are assigned only to clubgroups. Representatives from clubsin Junior and Senior councils makehouse rules and direct their own ac¬tivities. The Senior Council has con¬trol of the Saturday evening socialdances. The climax of the year’swork is the Lincoln Center summercamp in Wisconsin.Classes have been organized in in¬terpretative dancing, social dancing,music, woodwork, cooking, sewing andstagecraft.The campus Y. M. C. A. and Y. W.C. A. are co-operating in securingcompetent volunteer leaders for va¬rious activities of the center fromamong University students.CONGESTION ON COBB STAIR¬WAYS GROWS APACE(Continued from Page One)was right. Then, with three years offootball experience and one year inthe trenches behind him he made hisway to his class on the fourth floor.Especially now that added floorspace is taken up by the humble ga¬losh something must be done to re¬lieve the awful traffic conditions. TheMaroon is initiating a relief campaign.Send in suggestions. Shall we havetraffic cops or elevators?LUCIA HENDERSHOTPrivate Dancing LessonsIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the waltz,one-step and forx-trot.Special Class Mon. Eves.1541 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 2114 mffl00blatunS^ruBt aniBankMrmbrr Ji'rbrral SrarriirMlnntilauin Anenupat♦«►♦♦♦♦Nrarrat Vuitk tn tijrllutitprHtly 0f (lllitrag0UNIVERSITY STUDENTSReceive Courteou.s Attention atThe Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigaretes Fountain Serving(.'or. Ellis Ave. and 55th Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 761COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats. Caps andNeckwearBILLIARDSCIGARS-CIGARFTTES—PIPESontheasl corner .5516 and Ellis Ave. Y. W. C. A. To Conduct SaleThe Finance Committee of the Y.W'. C. A. will hold a sale in the LeagueRoom of .Ida Noyes hall next weekfrom 11-3. Stationery, post cards, 1beads, campus pictures, and Ida Noyes ibooklets will be on sale as well as ihomemade fudge. The money ob- jtained will go to the Y. W. C. A. jbudget. Nina Roessler will have'charge of the sale. 'MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING121 1 E. 55th StMidway .3081 1155 E. 63rd St.Hyde Park 264.3KOZY KORNER TEA ROOMNow At 1309 Ea.st 57th St.Breakfast a la CarteLuncheon 40 CentsDinner 65 CentsSunday Dinners from 12:30 to 2 P. M.I 75 CentsClosed on Saturdays ENU5)PENCILS17 bhtrk dogrecx awl 3 copyingNot Sometimesbut AlivaysPERFECTin eve ry (iegireeAnwrii-an IViicil (]o.215-DlO Fifth Ave. New YorkRead The Daily Maroon for All the Campus NewsWith acknowledgments to K. C. B.This ^lios4 -wasa 19^1 moddLAST MONTH, on a bet.* • •WITH THE boys up home.« • •I SPENT a night.» • •ALONE IN the old.# • •HAUNTED HOUSE.« • •AND WHEN I heard.• • «MOANS AND groans• « *I SAID “The wind.”» * •AND TRIED to sleep.* • •I HEARD rappings.• • •AND SAID “Rats.”• • •AND ROLLED over.» • •THEN I heard steps.« • •AND IN the light.« • •OF A dying moon.« • •A WHITE spook rose.• • •I WASN’T scared—much.• • •BUT DIDN’T feel like.* » »STARTING ANYTHING.In pmckagmm of 20 protectedby apodal motature-proofttrrapper, A^lao in roundAIR - TIGHT tins of 50. BUT THEN I caught.JUST A f.'iint whiff.* • •OF A familiarAND DELICIOUS smell.WHICH TIPPED me off.• • *SO I gave the ghost.• • «THE HORSE laugh.• • »AND SAID “Ed.• • «YOU FAT guys.• • •MAKE BUM ghosts.« • •BUT BEFORE you fade.LEAVE WITH me one.« <»OF YOUR cigarettes.f *THEY SATISFY.”• • • That spicy, deliciousaroma of fine tobaccos,both Turkish and Domestic,makes you almost fiungry forthe “satisfy-smoke.” Andthere isn’t a ghost ofachcncayou’ll ever find its equal any¬where— for the Chesterfieldblend is an exclusive blend.It can’t be copied.THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. JANUARY 20. 1921 3(In view of the fact that the com*munication column of The Daily Ma¬roon is maintained as a clearing housefor student and faculty opinion. TheDaily Maroon accepts no responsi¬bility for the sentiments therein ex¬pressed. t'ommunications are wel¬comed by the editor, and should besigned as an evidence of good faith,although the name will not be pub-li.shed without the writer’s consent.)“VULGAR JIGGLE”“Editor of The Daily Maroon:“There is dancing and dancing.Also there is toddling and toddling.We haven’t time to philosophize oneither dancing or toddling but here area few facts:“A general movement is on footnow to relegate toddling to the rag¬bag. The Drake Hotel for one has re¬quested its guests to refrain from tod¬dling. A number of well-known clubsand other organizations have takensimilar measures against this form ofdancing. To bring the matter veryclosely homo, our own Ida Noyes Ad¬visory Council in its meeting held onTuesday, January 18th, voted to dis¬courage here at the University this‘vulgar jiggle.’ That same Tuesdayevening at the General Council Meet¬ing of the Federation of University,Women ,a vigorous discussion took |place, which resulted in a vote unani- jmously opposed to objectionable tod- jdling. Sugge.stions were made for an ;open discouiagement of it. |“Let down town reporters cluster as !thick as flies around a honey-pot and |burlesque our movement with pictures ^of ‘non-toddling co-eds’ if they like!By no chance can they twist our senti¬ment so as to make the statementthat we are favorable to toddling! iFor We are not.“Now just what is the objection toobjectionable toddling? Watch aroom-full of people doing it, think itover and decide for yourself.“Swretary of the .Advisory (’ouncil.”HE LIKES IT! PORTFOLIO TICKET SALEWILL OPEN JANUARY 24Ticket Drawings Show Large Demand—Score Saleswomen Meet TodayFormal night, students’ night, highschool night, and alumni night, havebeen decided upon to follow in theorder named on the 4, 6, 11 and 12,for “Joy of Singhai.” A great de¬mand for tickets was clearly shownby the large representation of clubsand fraternities present at the seatdrawing on Monday. Tickets will beput on sale for the general public onMonday, Jan. 24th, in the box officein Mandel from 10 A. M. to 3 P. M.Posters are being distributed overihe city today to advertise the produc¬tion. Programs and score covers willhe similar to these posters. Thescores will be on sale on every nightof the performance and in the bookstore. They will contain twenty songsand coat a dollar and a half.Tickets reserved by mail may becalled for at the box office after Jan.24th.Women wishing to sell scores at thefour performances of “Joy of Sing¬hai,” will meet today at 3:30 in Cobb12.A, Ruth Metcalfe, in charge of scoresales announced yesterday.A'oiir best bet—Maroon Classified,\ds bring results.cial report list, asking for credit, Ifound the following:“‘Dorothea D.—9:00.’“Gertrude Dudley,“Director of the Department.”STUDENT WANTS BETTER GYM KAPPA SIGS BEAT SIGMANUS IN BOWLING TILT((’onfinued from Page 1)Kappa Sigma 692Sigma Nu 665Chi Psi 621Sigma Chi .. 563Second gamePi Lambda Phi 653Pi Lambda Phi 567Alpha Tau Omega 717Delta Sigma Phi 645Kappa Sigma 706Sigma Nu 697Chi Psi 629Sigma Chi 602Third gameDelta Tau Delta 672Pi Lambda Phi 610Alpha Tau Omega 723Delta Sigma Phi 641Kappa Sigma 721Sigma Nu 677Chi Psi 664Sigma Chi 638Chairman Bushnelll reports that thetournament is progressing satisfac¬torily as far as .schedule is concerned,although he is disappointed in ther.howing that the teams have made.No games have been forfeited, and theschedule is being run off rapidly.Today at 3:15 the Delta Chi’s meetPhi Kappa Sigma and the Phi Deltsencounter the Phi Psi five. Tonight:it 7:30, Sigm.a Nu bowls Lambda Chi•Alpha, while D. U. battles the T. K.E. quintette. There will be no gamesplayed on Friday. Monday’s schedulewill appear in tomorrow’s issue.Whyvern Announces PledgeThe Wyvern announces the pledgingof Alma Cramer of Chicago, Ill. WOMEN HAVE HONORARYUNIVERSITY HOCKEY TEAMThe department of Physical Educa¬tion has announced the selection of aWomen’s All-University Hockey team,composed of the best players on allthe teams last year. The stars whomade the honorary squad are: goal,Valeska Pfeiffer; left fullback, MarionMeanor; right fullback, JosephineStrode; center halfback, Helen Touz-lin; left halfback, Dorothy Judd; lefthalfback, Anna Katz; left wing, (Je-neva Watson; right wing, Helen Pal¬mer; left inside, Enid Townley, rightinside. Faith Prentice, and center for¬ward, Margaret Taylor. 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CLAIR IL PRITCHARDOpti.stEyes Examined, Glass Prescribedand FittedFor Appointment Phone Fairfax 1514.Residence phone, Englewood 7933Oflice Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.Suite 1, 1157 E. 63rd Street,at University Ave.“Editor, The Daily Maroon:“In the light of the disturbancecaused by th.* sudden enforement of‘bo gymnasium requirements 1 wantlo say a word about the uselessnessof three fourths of the classes in phys¬ical culture. 1 have in mind chieflythe so-called swimming classes, wherethe exorcises consist mainly of a fewmotions that are intended to limberthe student. I presume these last allof five minutes and as far as they go,are successful enoueb. Then the dearbovs jump in the tank, hang onto therail and kick a few strokes; that’s all y“Your old men shall dream dreams,your young men shall see visions.Joe/ //, 2S“Editor of The Daily Maroon:“As a member of The Maroon staff1 had the opportunity to road the ap¬parently official communication re¬garding toddling, the ‘vulgar jiggle.’The writer of this communicationseems to dare the downtown papersto do their worst. They will. De¬nouncing the immoral is the gentle lit¬tle sport the Puritans used to indulgein. It never worked. Northwesterntried to stop toddling. The campuscorrespondents for the downtown pa¬pers made a lot of money, muchodious publicity was presented for thedelectation of the readers of our greatmetropolitan press. And the result?The students stopped going to Uni¬versity dances and went to nearbyhotels to toddle. Toddling is a fad.You can’t stop a fad. A lot of peoplethought knee length skirts were im¬moral but that isn’t why they’re goingout. They’re going out because thewomen who make styles think they’regetting too common. The toddle isn’tnecessarily a vulgar jiggle anywayunless onlookers choose to interpret Itthat way.“And finally, do the members ofthe Federation know what the toddleis?“Rationalist.”A CASE IN POINT^‘Editor of The Daily Maroon:“From time to time we hear thestatement that the records in the of¬fice of the Department of PhysicalEducation for Women are inaccurate.“During the Christmas vacation, inlooking over my folder marked ‘Stu¬dents’ requests,’ I found, among othersimilar communications, the follow¬ing:“ ‘Dear Miss Dudley—Last week Iasked Dr. Ortmayer for an excuse for‘gym,’ and I recall now that I failedto give my first name, and I am won¬dering now if my excuse wentthrough. Also, I said it was threeweeks (beginning with Oct. 25thweek) since I had been ill. It wasjust two weeks, as I went to classOct. 21st. It was Oct. 24th, 2Bth and26th that I spent in the hospital. Iam sorry to bother you with this, whenI should have given Dr. Ortmayer the•correst date.‘Yours very truly,’“On Saturday, January 15, on a spe- there is to it.T feel certain that anybody could doIbis all quarter and still not be ableio swim across the end of the tank.Of course it’s all right with the men'hat they don’t have to do any morework. Rut when they sign up for theclass there may he some who don’tknow what they are getting—that is,nothing but a good shower.“The whole point is that if the fac¬ulty is going to require the men tospend their four hours a week at thegym it would show consistency bymaking the system efficient on bothsides; by seeing that the Athletic De¬partment provides a little exercise in¬stead of shower parties.“A Student.”RUSHED FOR TIME“Editor of The Daily Maroon:“Your editorial explaining thatthose who overlook gymnasium arebarred from public appearance, etc.,might well have been a personal let¬ter directed to me. Is it straightstuff? Personally, I have overlookedgymnasium because I have so muchexercise, mental and physical, that Ihaven’t found time to indulge in Bart¬lett activities. It isn’t that 1 am dis¬inclined to exercise—I am quite fondof it. The main difficulty is that onespends most of his time getting readyfor class and removing the effects.The time is inconvenient and it issomewhat of a waste of effort toogambol over from Cobb and backagain every day.“I find that I am still able to takenourishment, despite the neglect ofdaily setting up exercises and I havealso been able to make good use ofthe time that I would otherwise con¬sume. I spend a great amount oftime stepping to and from school ev¬ery day and it seems to me that isenough exercise for any ordinary hu¬man being.“And so I am asking you just whatyou think about it. Doesn’t It strikeyou that the penalty for non-attend¬ance is a bit stiff? I feel that I amnot alone in the stand that I take andI crave support. If you have viewsthat are publishable I wish that youwould come forth with them.“Sincerely,“E. C.”SnbscriHe for Tbe Maroon 1 Youth paints in brilliant colors.To older, dininier eyes the wonderand the glory of lifj grey down.In engineering, the seiences or what¬ever other work you take u[), you willgo far if youtli means to you enthusiasm,faitli in your ambitions, the spirit thatexults in achieving what other men callimpossible.So while you plug away at thoseknotty problems in hydraulics or conicsections, keep an open mind to the largerissues—visions of great achievementthrough great service.To the youthful Bell, as he experi-ir.ented in the vibrating properties of ear¬drum and tuning-fork, came in fancy theclear tones of human speech pulsatingover wires from far away. Without thevision he could not later have evolvedPublished inthe interest of Elec¬trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what¬ever helps theIndustry. the living fact.You have a like opportunity now tothink about your work in a broad way—and the bigger your purpose and your willto serve, the bigger your accomplishment.* * *The electrical industry needs men whocan see far and think straight.'Western Electric CompanyThe part which for SO years this Com¬pany has played in furthering electricaldevelopment is an indication of the shareit will have in working out the evengreater problems of the future.4 THE DAILY MAROON, I HURSDAY. JANUARY 20. 1921.Famous FallsRunning feet,Slippery street.Owner of feetAnd sidekalk meet.An anonymous contrib requests thatthe doors of the Academy of ModemMartyrs be opened to the woman whogrinds pencils on the razor sharpenerin the book store.Whistle: For publicity’s sake whynot be paged in Harper. Or, as thecry arose, “Call for Miss Rugg. Isshe on the floor?”Wishbone.T. N. T. suggests as an adequatepunishment for the bird, who inventedthe paper towels which infest theCampus, that he be made to use them.Rumor has it that only Juniors willbe permitted to attend the Junior For¬mal. If this rumor is true, the reasonis not hard to find for the apparentexclusive nature of the affair. Mostmen are juniors before they’ve col¬lected enough to plunge for a soup andfish, and by the time they are seniorsthe darned thing is usually soaking insome hope, faith and two per centshop.Lights In VerseWhen I hear some wicked music,Then my feet begin to pranceAnd the toddling begins, forI’ve forgotten how to dance.Bimbo.The preceding verse is dedicated byBimbo to Shorty Englehart, who, asyou will remember, was a runner upin the All-American Toddle at theSoph party last Friday.Frances Snyder, who is assistingMarjorie Boyden as box office managerfor “The Joy of Singhai,” says thatselling tickets hasn’t as much punchin it as some folks think.Recent reports show that threecents, one telephone slug, and a stickof Wrigley’s have been donated to¬ward the purchase of a waste paperbasket for the Mortar Board’s. L’ilhelp, please.Elderly ladies and Catherine Long-walk have been requested not to rompin E-11.The folks who wonder how somegrouches ever succeeded in landing awife, apparently have forgotten thatthey probably weren’t grouches beforethey were married.SCOOP.DR. .lOHN H. HOLMES TOLECTURE HERE TOMORROWDr. John Haynes Holmes, the emi¬nent lecturer and writer, will speak on“What are we to think of the RussianRevolution?” tomorrow at 4:30 inHarper Assembly room. The lecturewill be under the auspices of the Lib¬eral club.As one of the greatest orators ofthe day. Dr. Holmes is known to mostcollege and university audiences ofthe country. He is said to be a manwho has an unusual grasp of thepresent world situation.Dr. Holmes is editor .of “The Unity”magazine and of a number of well-known books, such as “New Wars forOld.”CentralHyde Park BankMOST CONVENIENT BANKFOR STUDENTS AND PRO¬FESSORS..•iSTH & BLACK8TONE AVE.Capital $100,000Surplus 50,000Under State SupervisionOLDEST BANK IN HYDE PARK I'MVKRSITY IS BENEFICIARYOF SEVERAL NEW BEQUESTS(lifts Revert to Institution for Use inWork After Period of YearsWallace Heckman, Business Man¬ager of the University, reports thatrecently the University has receivedadditions to its funds from donorswho ha^e made the University trusteeof large amounts, the income of which,or a portion of it, is to be expendedfor the benefit of specific persons dur¬ing their lifetime, and which, at theirdeath, become part of the Universityendowment.The latest instance of this sort, justreported, placed in the University’streasury a $110,000 trust fund. TTiesteady growth of the University froman institution with a few hundred stu¬dents to one which gave instructionlast year to 10,880 men and women isevidence of the good use to which theUniversity’s funds have been put, butit even more emphatically indicatesthe steadily increasing and insistentneeds of the institution—needs foradditional endowment, for buildings,for scholarships. It is significant ofthe confidence which the Universityhas won that from Chicago where itis best known have come its more re¬cent gifts of large amounts, such asthose of Hobart W. Williams and LaVerne Noyes, not to mention thosewho contributed more than $5,000,000for development of the University’smedical work.W. A. A. Initiation TonightWinter quarter initiation dinner forW. A. A. will be served in the sunparlor of Ida Noyes hall today at 6.Tickets will be on sale until noon inthe lobby of Ida Noyes, or may bepurchased from Elinor Blish in Fos¬ter. Dinner and initiation has beenplanned so as not to interfere withany of the Portfolio chorus practices.CLASSIFIED ADSFURNISHED ROOMS—For one ortwo gentlemen. 5045 Drexel Ave.Midway 6710.LOST—Grey squirrel muff last Thurs¬day. Finder please return to In¬formation Office. Reward.FOR RENT—Living room and bed¬room. Suitable for two. Desirablefront rooms. 6025 Kenwood Ave.,Apt. 3. Phone Hyde Park 629.WANTED—College men to sell prod¬ucts whose market is not seriouslyinjured by depression, on liberalcommission basis. Apply to Mr. G.Harding, c/o Y. M. C. A. for par¬ticulars.FOR SALE—Pair of woman’s shoeskates, size 7A. Call at Room 7,Foster hall.FOR RENT—Nicely furnished room,with or without board. Call at 5706Ellis Ave.LOST—A silver mesh bag between61st and Woodlawn and 63rd andUniversity. Return to Maroon of¬fice. Reward.HARPERHarp«r Av*. at 5Sd St.—Mat. DailyExeluslTa Hyde Park ShowingWedneaday, Jan. 12th“WHISPERING DEVILS”WithCONWAY TEARLEAlso CHARLIE CHAPLINIn a Revival of His GreatLaugh Riot“ONE A. M.” CAP AND (;OWN GIVESSCHEDULE FOR GROUPPICTURES TO BE TAKENFormal and Informal Organizations toHave Photographs Taken AsStated HereinThe following is the schedule forinformal grou pictures to be taken onthe east steps of Haskell. Be promptor you will not get into the picture.Thursday, Jan. 20—12:00 French club.12:10 Chinese Students Club.Friday, Jan. 21—12:00 Campus Club.Monday, Jan. 24—12:00 Sophomore Medical class.12:00 Southern Club.All organizations desiring a pictureshould see Robert Shillington between3:30 and 4:30 in the Cap and Gownoffice or call Hyde Park 41.The following is the official list forformal groups to be taken at Da¬guerres Studio.Jan. 22—9:30 Deltho.10:00 Delta Sigma Phi,10:30 Esoteric.1:30 Tau Kappa Epsilon,Jan, 23—10:00 Delta Upsilon.10:30 Sigma Alpha Epsilon,11:00 Delta Kappa Epsilon.11:30 Inter-Club Council,12:00 Lambda Chi Alpha.2:00 Alpha Tau Omega.2:30 Achoth.3:00 Honor Commission.Jan. 29th—9:30 Phi Delta Epsilon.10:00 Phi Delta Theta.10:30 Pi Delta Phi.11:00 Delta Sigma.11:30 Skull and Cresent.12-30 Men’s Glee Club.1:00 Women’s Glee Club.1:30 Phi Alpha Delta..Tan. 30th—10:00 Pi Lambda Phi.10:30 Score Club.11:00 Blackfriars.11:30 Dramatic Club.12:00 Beta Phi.MAROON HOPES FOR CHAM¬PIONSHIP GET JOLT AT ILLINI(Continued from Page 1)race for baskets. Walquist, Reitsch,and Hellstrom of the Illini were hardto check. For Chicago, Vollmerplayed his usual consistent scoringgame, sinking eight field goals, whileBirkhoff marked two field goals andseven free throws. Halladay, how¬ever, did not approach the form heshowed in the Wisconsin game, eitheron defense or offense. Crisler wassteady at back guard, but McGuirewas forced out on personal fouls.It was only in the last minutes ofplay that Chicago was able to over¬come the Illinois lead, and then, afterseveral shifts in the advantage, thewhistle was blown on a 25-25 tie.Again in the five minutes’ overtimethe lead shifted from one team to an¬other, two baskets in the closing min-jjte finally winning for Illinois.Must Fight to Stay in RaceWhile not rated among the strongerBig Ten teams, Iowa, which comeshere Saturday, doubtless will try thevictory for Chicago will be necessaryto re-establish the Maroons in thefavor which they held prior to theIllinois battle. To do this they mustcheck Shimek, who last year held thehigh scoring record in the Big Ten.Iowa, too, was beaten by Milliken. Right training wins the race.That’s as true inlife as on thecinders. Dixon’sEldorado isthe choice ofthe world’s greatestengineers. It should beyours now.Mad* in 17 leads,one for everyneed or pref¬erence. IMKOTT.'liBMtUIUULELffijO2^e master drawing pencilSubscription rates to theMAROONWinter Quarter$1.50Del. or Mailed Winter and Spring Quarters$2.25Del. or Mailed$2.00 $3.00Business Office: Ellis 14Mrs, Fox was bragging one day about the largenumber of her cubs.“How many cubs do you bring into the world atone lime?” she asked the LIONESS.“Only ONE,” replied the Lioness—“but it’s aLION.”MURADS COST 20 CENTS for a BOXof 10— BUT THEY^RE MURADS!MURADS would be lower priced if we left outall or part of the 100'/<' Turkish tobaccos of the puresltand best varieties grown—or if we substituted inferiorgrades of Turkish tobacco.But they wouldn’t be MUR ADS—they’d only beFoxes!special attention is calledto Murad 20s in Tin Boxes ^\Ju(l^e for yourself—(unde Turii^SatisfactorySanitaryServiceElectricHairCuttingManicuringFifty centsE. G. Schumaker’s Barber Shop1456 East Fifty*teventh StreetNear Blackstone Phone Dorchester 3506