dTlie liailp iWaroonVol. 19. No. 33. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY. JANUARY 18. 1921. Price 5 CentbVARSITY, VICTORIOUSSATURDAY, TACKLESILUNI FIVE TONIGHTEasy Win Over CardinalsRaises Hopes forChampionshipINDIANS’ LINEUP HANDICAPPEDTON I (HI THasketball: ChicaKo vs. Illinois atUrbanaHopes for another Maroon (’onfer-ence title wore elevated SaturdaywVien the Badfrers w’ere humbled byCoach Statrs’s warriors by a score of39 to 27. Jumpintr into an early leadwhen Halladay ranj; up three difficultbaskets rinht at the start of the fray,the Maroons maintained their ad-vantatro until the final pun.Vollmer was the scorinp ace for theVarsity, tossinp seven rinpers. mostof them difficult shots from shortranpe. “Death” Halladay played sen¬sationally on offense, crowdinp Voll¬mer for the scorinp honors with sixcounters. Birkhoff also scored heav¬ily, makinp two pretty baskets andsinkinp nine free throws out of fifteenattempts.Halladay and Vollmer Score(’hicapo led at the half 22-17,larpely because of individual w’ork ofHalladay and Vollmer. Wisconsindisplayed a remarkable floor team,keepinp the ball in its possession mostof the time. The Maroons were notespecially stronp on defense however,and this accounts for the larpe Car¬dinal score.Knapp, Williams and Tayor dividedthe scorinp honors for the Badpers,pettinp four rinpers each, while Tay¬lor added three free throws to thistotal. A record crowd of three thou¬sand witnessed the Conference opener,“Chuck” Carney and Coach Wintersof Illinois beinp interested spectators.Tonipht the Maroons open the Con¬ference season for Illinois when theymeet the Indian quintet at Urbana inwhat promises to be a bot fipbt. Themini are primed to wreck the Ma¬roons’ pennant hopes and avenpe thetwo defeats handed them bv “Pat’s”crew last year.Meet Illinois ToniphtCoacb Winters will send his stronp-est lineup into the battle to stop tbeMaroons.Capt. Vail and Collins will probablyplay tbe puards. Both of these menare stronp players and wdll attempt tostop the expert shootinp of the Ma¬roon forwards. Carney, who is stilllaid up with a bad knee will he at bisold job of center, and bis absence nullseriously handicap the downstaters,as he is a scorinp star. Reitscb, who(Continued on Pape 3)Noted “Stained Glass”Artist to GiveLectureCharles .1. Connick of Boston, Mass.,will pive an illustrated talk on “TheArt of Stained Glass,” tonipht ateipht o’clock in Harper Assemblyroom. Mr. Connick will speak underthe auspices of the Renaissance so¬ciety of the University of Chicapo.Mr. Connick desipned and producedthe Holy Grail window at PrincetonUniversity, the windows of the FourthPresbyterian church, Chicapo, and theSoldiers Memorial window in theHyde Park Baptist church.Prof. Edpar Goodspeed, secretaryto the President of the University,assisted Mr. Connick materially in de-sipninp the last mentioned production.This notable work of art is in com¬memoration of the sacrifice of fiveyounp men of the Hyde Park Baptistconprepation who laid down their livesin the recent war.These men,‘Lawrence Shull, FossBell. Roland McLauphlin, Roy Race,and Harrison Foster have been hailedas “Sons of the University” becauseof their close association with this in¬stitution previous to the war. Drawings for PortfolioTickets TodayAt 3:30Drawinp for seats for “Joy ofSintihai,” the Portfolio musical com¬edy to be presented at Mandel hallFebruary 4, 5, 11 and 12, will takeplace today at 3:30 in Mandel.In order that the drawinp may beconcluded as quickly as possible, MinaMorrison, business manaper of theproduction, has notified all Universityclubs and fraternities to have repre¬sentatives there on time. Seat^ forall four performances will po on saleat 4 today, immediately after thedrawinp is completed.The drawinp will be conducted asin past years. The club or fraternitydrawinp first place will have firstchoice of seats.Tourists Will LeaveFor Italy on June 25The Italy America society, of whichCharles P^vans Huphes is president,has taken over the manapement of atrip to Italy for the students of.•\merican collepes and Universities tobe held this Summer. A speciallycliarten'd steam will leave New Yorkabout .lune 2o and will return to NewYork about .Aupust 22.The party will maKe a special studyof Italian conditions and life. TheItalian povernment will prant theparty many special privilepes and willformally receive them in many of thelarpe cities. Every opportunity willbe piven the student and instructorsto make the most of the trip educa¬tionally and enjoyably.Prof. E. H. Wilkins is in charpe of♦ he local arranpements, and he willaddress the students interested in the♦ rip Thursday at 12 in Harper Assem¬bly hall. About 300 students sipnedup last Sprlnp as beinp interested inthe trip, and these students and anyothers planninp to po on the trip areurped to attend the meetinp, as fulldetails of the plan w’ill then be pivenout. Prof. Wilkins will also make theannouncement repardinp a prize tripto be piven to the successful writer ofa competitive essay.Delta Kappa Epsilon Pledpe.sDelta Kappa Epsilon announces thepledinp of Mr. Rollin R. Atwood, ofWorcester, Mass.; .Mr. Leslie A. Lind,Chicapo, Ill.; and Mr. Leslie B. Olm¬sted, Chicapo, Ill.POSTER ARTISTS OFFRIARS PRODUCTIONASKED TO REGISTERInformation Regarding Draw¬ings to Be Furnished toThose EnrollingCONTEST CLOSES NEXT MONTHPosters for the 1921 Blackfriarshow, “The Machinations of Max,”have been called for, it was announcedyesterday. All drawinps submittedwill be entered in the annual postercontest, and the winninp poster willbe used on the cover of the score andalso on display bills advertisinp theshow.Men who are or have been studentsat the University are elipible to enterthe contest. Posters must be in theproportions of 11 inches by 14 inches,of two or three colors, and should bearsome suppestion of the plot or atmos¬phere of the show. The posters shouldpive the name of the show prominent¬ly, aand also the words: “The Black-friars, University of Chicapo.”Enroll Throuph Faculty ExrhanpeInformation repardinp the contestmay be obtained by repisterinpthrouph Box 286, Faculty Exchanpe.Letters will be sent to all those en-terinp the contest. Slips should behanded in pivinp the name, address,and telephone pumber of the entrant,and also the year in school or date ofpraduation.The poster contest is to close sometime next month, so that writers havebeen urped to commence work at on'*e. SENIORS LUCKLESS;NECESSITY MAKESJUNIORS EXCLUSIVEDrama Entitled ‘‘Bob CoreGets Things AllBalled Up”TATGE HEADS FASHION PARADESeniors: prepare yourself for somesad news. And after you have readit, don’t blame The Daily Maroon forit. It’s not really our fault.The Junior formal will be held, itwas announced yesterday by the 1922Social committee, solely and exclusive¬ly for juniors. This, it was explained,is owinp to the fact that the capacityof the Reynolds club is limited, andit is feared that if the two upperclasses were admitted there would beno room to dance.How It All HappenedThe misunderstandinp about thepersonnel of the unique affair cameabout in a peculiar way. The classsecretary thoupht that only juniorsand their puests should be invited.The class special chairman thouphtseniors oupht to be invited. The sec¬retary, beinp a woman, won out.Arranpements for the formal dance,the first to be piven exclusively forone class since the bepinninp of 1900,indicates that it will be quite a canineaffair. All who attend must positivelywear formal attire, althouph not nee-essarily their own. This last amend¬ment, it is estimated, will triple theattendance.Officers Lead ProcessionAs music-dispensers for the hop,“Bill” Hatch’s orchestra, a strictlypro-junior orpanization, has been en-paped. The entertainment will openat 8:30 with a prand march by thosewho arrive on time. The class officerswill lead the parade. President Tatpecallinp the .sipnals.Now, here’s the kick in the story..At least, most of the juniors will.Every member of the Junior class willbe assessed one dollar for the func¬tion, whether he or she poes or not.Our puess is that he and she willboth po.One of Couple a .luniorIt is not necessary, however, to powith a member of the Junior class.M(‘n may invite women from other(Continued on PapeChanticleer MaterialIs Due TomorrowMaterial for the next issue of Chan¬ticleer, to appear on the campus Jan¬uary 27, must be in by Wednesday,January 19. The editors furtherstated that, in the future, contribu¬tions must be presented at least tendays before publication..Martha Grossman, literary editor ofthe Chanticleer, will be in Ellis B be¬tween 4 and 5 at which time she willbe pla dto interview students whohave any ideas for stories or plays.She does not, however, want manu¬scripts. These should be typewrittenand left at Faculty Exchanpe 165.In future numbers the Chanticleerwill start discussions on various po¬litical and social subjects to be con¬tinued by the faculty and students.DAILY PROGRAMTODAYDramatic club tryouts, 3:30, Cobb12A.Yellow Jacket club party, 4, IdaNoyes sun parlor.Christian Science society, 7:30, Has¬kell As.sembly room.The Near East club, 8, Haskell 26.TOMORROWJunior Mathematical club, 4:15, Ry-erson 37.Y. W. C. A. vesper service, 4:.30,Ida Noyes hall.Divinity School reception, 4:30,Haskell Reception room.I-e Cercle Francis, 4:30, Maisonfrancaise.Psycholopical Journal club, 4:30,Psycholopical laboratory.Romance club, 8, Maison francaise. Why Not? All of theWomen AreDoing It!Gumshoe Gus, or Why Not?Women are holdin office, consuminpOmars, and in peneral usurping allthe time-honored privilepes once ex¬clusively the property of the mascu¬line sex. Why can’t the men do somethinps the women are all doing?They can.Galosh-wearinp, adopted by fash¬ionable females everywhere and ex¬citing much comment from the pressin peneral, has ceased to be exclus¬ively a feminine prerogative. Yester¬day a man wore ’em. Yep, right onthis here campus, too.They were the genuine pum-shoeproduct, tin buckles and cloth tops,with patent-leather soles. Theysloshed about as the younp man walk¬ed, just as the fair sex wears ’em.Only one thing was lacking.He had the buckles fastened.GROUND (H.ASS WRITES ON“LINES ” IN NEXT PHOENIX“Lines” is the title of an edifyingand illuminating article by GroundGlass which appears in the next issueof the Phoenix, according to RobertCollins, who said today that only at agreat expense had Ground Glass been.secured to write upon the subject.Ground Glass, who is a well knowncampus light,—name withheld forvarious reasons—delves deeply intothe psychology of lines and tells whythey are essential to modern collegelife.“If you haven’t a line and wish tocultivate one, or if you have one anddon’t know it, you should let GroundGlass put you next to the official dopein the Phoenix, which comes out nextThursday,” C!ollins said.Chi Rho Sigmas PledgeChi Rho Sigmas announce thepledging of five new members. MissAnnie Walls, Chicapo, HI.; Miss Flor¬ence Wilson, Chicapo, Ill.; Miss HelenLangley, Chicapo, Ill.; Miss EmilyCadwell, New York; Miss Pearl BelleOdum, Birmingham, Ala.SPEAKERS TO LUREENG. 1 AND POL. SCI.CLASSES TO DEBATEEducational Features of Sub¬ject Expected to Inter¬est ManyMOULTON MAY HE CHAIRMANAll precautions are beinp taken toassure a capacity audience when theproposition “Resolved, that a Parlia¬mentary Form of Government shouldbe adopted in the United States” isdebated Friday night at 8 in Mandelhall. The high schools of the cityhave been circularized and it isplanned to send speakers to all Enp-li.sh 1 and Political Science classes inthe University.Chicapo will defend the affirmativeside of the question against Michigan,at Mandel hall, while simultaneouslythe negative Maroon arpuers will bat¬tle the Evanston supporters of theresolve on their home grounds. TheMaroon team at Chicapo will be JohnLadner, Alex Hillman and HaroldLas.swell. Michigan will be repre¬sented by Leon E. Grubaugh, WilliamH. Frankhauser, and Byron F. Field..At Northwestern the Chicago speak¬ers will be Ralph Sturman, JeromeHall and Royal Montgomery.It is hoped that Prof. Harold O.Moulton will act as chairman, but incase he cannot be secured Prof. RayK. Immel, the Michigan coach, willtake tbe position. The position ofchairman will be no sinecure at thisdebate, for at the close of the argu¬ments he and the members of theteams will lead an open forum dis¬cussion of the subject, in which theaudience is expected to participatefully. iATISFACTORY P. C.CREDIT NEEDED FORPUBLIC APPEARANCETo Enforce Ruling Found inCourse Books as in OtherDepartmentslEALTH RE( ORD IS NECESSARYStudents who have not a satisfac-ory health record and who have notarried satisfactory current work in’hysical Culture wil be ineligible for)ublic appearance, according to an an-louncement made by Dean Robertsonyesterday.The requir'^ment is an old one butIt has only been brought to light re-(■•ntly. In the Undergraduate coursebook on pap“ 46 the Physical Cultureeligibility requirement is phrased asfollow's:“Each student must have a satis¬factory health record, including satis¬faction of the requirement of the de¬partment of Physical Culture andAthletics.”Physician ('ertifies HealthThe health of a student will becertified by the appropriate examiningphysician. The physical culture re¬quirement will bo satisfied if the stu¬dent is carrying his current work inphysical culture and if he has creditin physical culture for the two pre¬ceding quarters of residence.The current record will be deter¬mined as in the case of other depart¬ments. The department of PhysicalCulture and Athletics will report de¬linquencies at the end of the first fourweeks and at the end of the first sevenweeks.Same As Other Notices“A notice of delinquency in physicalculture will operate like a notier inany other department to make a stu¬dent ineligible,” was the statement is¬sued by Dean Robertson yesterday.Y’s Give Mixer FridayThe Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A.will throw their quarterly party inthe form of a mixer, Friday at 7:30in Ida Noyes hall. The affair lastquarter was in the form of a recep¬tion to President and Mrs. HarryPratt Judson.“The party will be a ‘danceless’one,” said Jerry Smith, “Y” secretary,“designed especially for those who donot shuffle their feet when the saxa-phone poes wild and who are forcedto decorate the walls during the ma¬jority of parties. We have arrangedan elaborate program of snappygames and surprise entertainmentwhich will inject life into the deadestman on the campus.” All men andwomen students are invited to attend.EL CTRCULO ESPANOL PLANSDANCE FOR ALL STUDENTSEl Circulo Espanol will step to tbetune of a jazz band on the evening ofFriday, Tan. 28, in Ida Noyes theater.No knowledge of Spanish is necessaryto purchase a ticket for 35 cents andenioy the music and refreshments.Everybody is invited.On Thursday, Jan. 20, at the regu¬lar meeting of the club, Mr. Parmenterwill speak on “My Experiences inSpain.” There will also be interestingmusical numbers. Students of Span¬ish are invited.Activity Cards andPictures Due Jan. 31“January 31 at will positively be thelast date that pictures or activitycards may be turned in by any indi¬vidual or organization for the Cap andGown,” stated Editor-in-Chief, DickFlint yesterday. Any organization onthe campus that wishes to have itspicture in the Cap and Gown but hasnot made arrangements yet, must doso immediately. The cause of all thisnecessary strictness is the bindingcontract with the printer, which statesthat all material for the art depart¬ment must be in by the first ofFebruary.IHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 18, 1921,2fiaUg HaruonThe Student NewHpaper uf theUniveraity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sundayand Monday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters, by The Daily IfaroonCompany.Entered as seaond class mail at the Chi¬cago postoftcc, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1906, under the act of March 1, 1S73.Offices EUis 14Telephone Midway 800Tuesday, January 18, 1921.OH HO! WE’RE CAUGHT!The net of absolute physical culture"requirements is slowly closing on theunwary students who have for so longslid along through college through laxadministration “compulsory gym.’’ Inanother part of this issue you will finda statement from Dean Robertsonwhich makes those ineligible who havenot received gym credit for the lasttwo quarters in residence.This decree makes physical culturean equal of the scholastic courses.Unheard of! It has always been soin theory, but not always so in fact.Of late years the little article in thecourse book under “Requirements forEligibility, etc,” has been ignored bymany and igno'red successfully. Thefaculty has been strict in the matterof public appearance, but strict onlyinsofar as grades and the amount ofwork carried was concerned. Nowcomes this bombshell from the handof authority.It means that many students, se¬cure as far as grades are concerned,w'ill be ruled out because the facultyhas decided that strict administrationof the P. C. requirement shall be theorder of the day. It undoubtedlymeans that some seeming injusticewill be done students who had beenpursuing their career of activities ac¬cording to the administration and notthe letter of the law.It seems that the faculty memberswho have the supervision of adminis¬tering the requirement owe somethingto the students who have interpretedthe value of the requirement accord¬ing to its previous administration.The new view taken by the authoritiesmakes the ruling about 100 per centmore effective than it has been.Nevertheless, the fact remains thatit was a law, and was on the bookswhere he who wasn’t out for trackcould read. And so the students whohave evaded the letter of the law owesomething to the faculty. The processof readjustment must be a process ofgive and take, until the three yearshave passed which shall have takenout of the University the generationof students who have interpreted thelaw by its lax administration. •PIKERSChicago robbers, growing fewer dayby day, thanks to Kitzmorris, show asurprising lack of finesse which is notbecoming to a city which is superiorto other cities of the United Statesin so many ways. PYank Blye, a stu¬dent robbed yesterday morning, wasallowed to escape with a swat in thejaw, because he had only $3..'i0 to con¬tribute to the cause of crime. Now inNew York a man who is held up andpossesses anything less than $100 isbeaten to a pulp. Perhaps the threeChicago bandits were frightenedaway. Let us hope they are not will¬ingly allowing New York to beat usat our own game.BEG YOUR PARDONLast week The Daily Maroon pub¬lished a feature story concerning arunaway dog from the Medical de¬partment. It was asserted that thedog was partially skinned. It laterwas brought to our notice that whathad been taken as skinned was onlya small shaved area. Referring to thePhysiology Building as the University«lo}i pound was also a miss-statement.The Daily Maroon wishes to apologizefor the serious injustice done theMedical department and Mr. .JosephLoth, keeper of the dogs, by this un¬warranted statement.Beginner’s Dancing ClassTonight■And Every Tuesday and SaturdayNight H:00-9:00 atCALUMET HALL♦i.lrd and Stony Island Ave.DANCING 9:00-12:00Dancing Every .Sunday EveningH:00-11 :.30ALSO NOVELTY ORCHESTRAManagement—Teresa Dolan Ben P'. Smiizdorf THKIP'TBenjamin P'ranklin was born just230 years ago yesterday. Very ap¬propriately this week has been desig¬nated as national thrift week.Thrift is a word which means twodifferent things to two differentclasses of college people. P'or thereare students in the University towhom every week is thrift week—they wouldn’t be here if they relaxedin their thrift one moment. And thenthere is the other group to whomthrift is nothing more than a word.Taxicabs and dinner dances occupytoo much of their time for them tobother about thrift. Then too wehave those to whom the last week ofevery month is thrift week, broughtto a happy end only by the arrivalof next month’s allowance.Just because it is thrift week ,oneisn’t expected to walk down thestreets with a loaf of bread undereach arm, nor are you expected to in¬vest your whole allowance in thriftstamps. But think about it. Nor¬malize yourself. Old Ben Franklinmakes a fine model except for thetimes when he self-admittedly wenttoo far with his puritanism. Youdon’t have to live on black bread andmush as the ill-clad university stu¬dents of Central Plurope are doing,but you might think twice beforesquandering papa’s bank role on bau¬bles which have nothing to do withyour education. LUCIA HENDEKSHOTPrivate Dancing LessonsIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the waltz,one-step and forx-trot.Special Class Mon. Eves.1541 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 1114COMMERCE CLUB GROUPTO HEAR LECTURE ONSALESMANSHIP TODAYMembers of the Advertising andSales Management group of the Com¬merce club are urged to hear Mr. Ro¬bert P'. Walker lecture on the subjectof “The Place of Salesmanship and.Advertising in the Industrial Unit.”The meeting will be held today at 4:.30in Classics 10.Mr. Walker of Henri, Hurst andMcDonald, agency and formerly east¬ern advertising manager of the Cur¬tice P’ublishing Company, is an ablespeaker, and comes highly recom¬mended.On Saturday, Jan. 22, a tour will bemade of the Fort Dearborn bank,under the auspices of the bankinggroup of the Commerce club. Every¬one interested is invited, but as onlya limited number can be accommo¬dated at one time all who desire togo must sign their names on the C.& A. bulletin list.The group will leave Cobb hall at9, and will be in the lobby of the P’ortDearborn Bank Bldg., Monroe andClarke Sts., at 10.NORTHWESTERN SCHOOL OFJOURNALISM APPOINTSPROP'. LINN TO FACULTYProf. James Weber Linn, Prof, ofPlnglish at the University has beenappointed to the faculty of the Jo¬seph .Medill School of Journalism ofNorthwestern University.Prof. Linn was formerly Dean ofMen an,l editor of the Alumni maga¬zine. He is now on the editorial staffof the Herald-Examiner. His new du¬ties, which he will assume Feb. 7 willin no way affect his connection withthis University. KOZY KORNER TEA ROOMNow At 1309 Eaat 57th St.Breakfast a la CarteLuncheon 40 CentsDinner 65 CentsSunday Dinners from 12:30 to 2 P. M.76 CentsClosed on SaturdaysP'riday Is Vaccination DayMELODYI’ll say!RYTHMOh Boy!The InimitableSOUTHERN CLUBRAZZBERRY FIVE.A Ginger Jazz Band•Art. Ran.stead, Hyde Park 2703mmwwi Vaccinations for women studentswill take place on Friday, Jan. 20,from 12-3, on the second floor of IdaNoyes hall. Those who are uncertainregarding their vaccinations should re¬port to the Medical Office at this time.This is imperative. DR. CLAIR H. PRITCHARDOptistEyes Examined, Glass Prescribedand FittedP'or Appointment Phone P'airfax 1514.Residence phone, Elnglewood 7933Office Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.Suite 1, 1157 Ph 6.3rd Street,at University Ave.MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARUEI. 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Books sent on approval Send lor Cata¬logue 58, (post free) mentioning requirements or interests.W. and G. FOYLE, Ltd.121-5 Charing Cross Road LONDON, ENG.mmOfficial Cap and GownPhotographers eversince 1917Special rates for Seniorsapply to other stu¬dents as well.DAGUERRE STUDIO218 so. WABASH AVE.McClurg Bldg.Hours for SittingsW*«k Days 9-5Sundays 10-.3 TelephoneWabaHh 527for Appointmenta( IVy ^^'Y IVY IV'/ IVY iV'/'I'jiTTHE DAILY MARCX)N. TUESDAY. JANUARY 18. 1921. 3“GIVE AND TAKE” SAY CROOKSBanditH Relieve Student of Roll—Give Him Swollen JawThe w. k. crime waved again for afew minutes early yesterday morningwhen Frank Blye. student, was ac¬costed by three armed men at 67thst. and Kimbark ave.“Trow up your mitts,” they politelyrequested.Blye complied and was frisked of$3.50, his complete roll at the time.“More dough!” the bandits de¬manded.When Blye admitted that the $3.60was all he possessed one of the ban¬dits slugged him on the jaw and allthree beat a hasty retreat. Blye stillcarries the demonstration of thebandits’ affection.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSReceive Courteous Attention atThe Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigaretes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 761COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats, Caps andNeckwearBILLIARDSCIGARS—CIGARETTES—PIPESSoutheast corner .55th and Ellis Ave.The Corn Exchangefv^ational BankOF CHICAGO From Our ExchangesEach undergraduate at Dartmouthpays an athletic tax of $10. This ad¬mits him to all home games, both in¬door and out, but does not includeadmission to games played at carnivaland commencement time.According to The Daily Palo Alto,the Leland Stanford University Gleeclub will take a two weeks’ trip toHawaii in the Spring. A trip topoints in Southern Califprnia will betaken during the Christmas vacation.Every student at the University ofCalifornia wrote five leters on Friday,October 9, to voters in the state urg¬ing them to vote for the amendmentto provide increased funds for themaintenance of the University.The state hospital soon to be erect¬ed on the campus at the Universityof Wisconsin will be the largest build¬ing there. The cost is estimated at$600,000 and it will be operated in con¬nection with the medical school.Almost universal disapproval of the“stag, cut-in” system as its is prac¬ticed at Washington University danceswas expressed by Faculty membersacquainted with social affairs, inopinions obtained by Student Life lastweek in an effort to determine theprevailing sentiment among both Fac¬ulty and stuckmts. Some of the mem¬bers of the corps of instruction areof the opinion that a modified “stag”system would work; but the great ma¬jority hold that a return to a monifica-tion of the program system is the onlyremedy for present conditions.I.eland Stanford—Furor was re¬cently raised at Leland Stanford when•mm* Mandolin Players To MeetEfforts to revive the mandolin clubwill be started at a meeting to beheld in the studio of Mr. Stevens, Uni¬versity choir director, tomorrow at4:30. The studio is in Mitchell tower.Both men and women are invited tojoin the new organization. Banjo andguitar players are wanted as well asthose who are proficient on themandolin.VARSITY, VICTORIOUS SATUR¬DAY, TACKLES ILLINI FIVE(Continued from Page IIhas been showing up well, will jumpin his place. At the forwards ahl-quist and Hellstrom are both fast menand are accurate basket ringer.s.The same team which won againstW’isconsin will go in for the Maroons.Capt. Crisler will be at right guardwith McGuire as his running mate.Ilalladay will be at center and Voll-mcr and F^iikhoff at the forward.'^.PROFESSOR JERNEGAN TOADDRESS EDUCATION CLUBThe Kindergarten-Primary club will WE TEACH ALLDANCINGCORRECTLY AND QUICKLY ATSheehy’s Midway Schoolof Dancing62nd St. and Cottage Grove Ave.Open 10 a. m. to 10 p. m.Phone Wentworth 230MISS JOSEPHINE KELLEHERTHOS. M. SHEEHYnoid a dinner for its members onThursday, January 20, at 6 at IdaNoyes hall.Professor Jernegan of the depart¬ment of History will address the Edu-catirn club on Wednesday, January19, at 7:15. He will give a report ofa recent conference of the Committeeon History and Education for Citizen¬ship in the Schools. All who are in¬terested in the subject are invited tobe present.The Art club will hold a reception on y, January 21, at a:i5, in thestudio of the Department of Art, inhonor of Professor and Mrs. WalterSargent, who have recently returnedafter an absence of nine months. Thefaculty and all students of the Schoolof Education are invited.The Home P^conomics club will en¬tertain at a tea in Ida Noyes hall onThursday, January 20, from 4 to 6.Miss Boiler, Supervising Dietitian ofthe Infant Welfare Socity, will ad¬dress the club.With acknowledgments to K. C. B.Aft las4:!IMai^liasCapital, $5,000,000Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000Is the Largest National Bank in theUNITED STATESWith a Savings DepartmentUnder Fedreal SupervisionN. W'. Cor. La Salle and Adams Sts.Bring Your Savings To UsOpen Saturday Even’gs until 8 o’clock a woman student stated in the Uni¬versity paper that crapshooting andrigarette smoking were rampantamong tlie fair students. Changes,denials, and counter charges are flood¬ing the faculty and the office of theUniversity publication.Kansas—Senior students at Kansascollege decided in a debate that agraduate must earn $350 a month “be¬fore embarking on matrimony’socean.” YOUNG HIRAM Jinks.HAD TRIED for weeks.TO TALK to Mars.BY WIRELESS.HE’D POUNDED his key.CALLING “MARS. Hello, Mars.'UNTIL HIS right biceps.Your Parentshave invested thousands of dol¬lars in you already and are in¬creasing that investment dailyright now to complete your edu¬cation .so that you may be Pennsylvania—A volunteer studentfire department of 50 members, in¬cluding a chief and four captains, hasbeen organized at Penn State. A firehouse will be furnished to store theapparatus, and the chief and some ofhis aids are to sleep there, so thatsomeone will be on duty at all times.'I’exas—One freshman at the Uni¬versity of Texas has an unusual wayof making bis way through school.He has installed on a small lot ad- WAS THE village pride.HE HARDLY dared to sleep.LEST HE miss the call.AND SAY! One evening.HE GOT an answering buzz.“YEP, THIS is Mars.”AND HIRAM shook all over.AND STUTTERED back in Morse.equipped in a manner that willassure your success in life.PROTECT TUEMagainst the loss of their invest¬ment in you by your prematuredeath before you have realizedon the investment.INSURE YOUR LIFEADDRESS OR PHONEC. C. WHITEHILL30 N. La Salle Cent. 5507IMMENSERedudtion SaleOn Ladies*Coats, Suits, Dresses,Skirts and WaistsJ.J. GIBS921 East 63cl StreetTel. Midway 7410.DAVID J. BOGIEDirector ofSWEDISH MEDICAL GYMNASTICSand MASSAGEGraduate of Stockholm, Sweden1.504 EAST .53RI) STREETCor. Harper Ave.Rest of References— Hours—Dr. A. J. Ochsner 2-4 7-8 P. M. jacent to the University campus aconfectioner .year. This is painted inorange and white, colors of the uni¬versity, and is known as the “Confre-Kar.” It is equipped for the servingof hamburgers, popcorn, peanuts,candy, and other “eats” in demand byhungry students. This student en¬tered the university as a freshmanthis Fall.Cornell— At a recent meeting of 13undergraduates and one alumnus thequestion of bringing an honor systemin examinations to Cornell was dis-cus.sed. The deeision which the bodyreached was that the movement shouldat least he started, whether or not itbe carried through in time for thecoming examinations, and that itshould he undertaken with the idea ofcarr.ving it through this term.Wisconsin—Every county in Wis¬consin except Taylor county, is rep¬resented by students at the Universityof Wisconsin this Fall. Residents ofthe other counties have sent 4,998 sonsand daughters to the university.CAMPUS ( LUB MEETS INREYNOLDS CLUB TONIGHTAn important meeting of the Cam¬pus club w’ill ht' held tonight at 7 onthe third floor of the Reynolds club.Several new committees will he an¬nounced and plans for the smokersand the dance to be given soon will bediscussed. All members and all non-fratemity men who are interested.should be present.Tables have been reserved in theCommons for members who wish toeat together before the meeting.These tables will be ready at about6:.30 o’clock. “HAVE YOU any word.« «■ »FOR US on Earth?”QUICK CAME the answer.“YOU CAN tell the world.THEY SATISFY!” Th en silence.HIRAM RAN to the corner siore,AND SHOUTED in triumph.7n packagea of 20 protectedby special moisture-proofwrapper Also in roundAIR ■ TIGHT tin of 50. “A MESSAGE from Mars!YOU CAN tell the world.THEY SATISFY.”BUT THE village elders.MERELY SNORTED “Shucks.KNOWN THAT for years.”WHILE OUT in the army camp.THE RADIO man.WHO’D BEEN kidding Hiram.THREW AWAY his hut'.,AND LAUGHED himself to sleep. B-U-Z-Z-Z. Listen to thisone 1 Chesterlields “.sat¬isfy, ” aii(i yet they’re mild.With body enough to “satisfy”even a cigar .smoker, ( hester-fields are mild enough to suiteven the most finicky cigarettesmoker. That’s some combi¬nation!—and this unique blendcan’t be copied.'oVf A,vf y..v4 Aivi /..vtAiViyoviynVf aai -vj4 THE DAILY MAROON. TUfilSDAY. JANUARY 18. 1921.Winning look—Bay boy—Good-bye. book.Before proceeding further with thisshaft of illumination, we wish tp an¬nounce the appointment of FrankMadden to the elevated and exaltedposition of legal advisor to theWhistle.Somebody suggests that the Dekesname one of the new canines “Ginger”because he snaps.Ken Richardson, head of the adviceto the love lorn department, scribblesthat the mere fact a girl doesn’tscream w’hen she’s kissed is no indi¬cation that she’s speechless with joy.Boy, have the cashier give Mr.Richardson an increase in salary.As Chuck Loeffel, chief bouncer,had announced that there would be noshimmying allowed at the Sophomoredance, everybody shook quietly. Dramatic Club TryoutsTo Be HeldTodayTryouts for the Dramatic clubwhich were to have been held Friday,January 14, will be held today at 3:00in Cobb 12A. The tryouts today willbe before members of the club. Fac¬ulty trials will be held tomorrow. Allactive members should be present.At a recent meeting of the commit¬tee that was appointed to select the |play for the Winter quarter, St. JohnIrvine’s “John Fergeson,” was consid-1tied most faborably. Last Wintertliis play was one of the most popularNew York productions. By all theleading critics it was classed amongthe ten best plays of the year. As ithas not yet appeared on any Chicago.stage, its production by the Dramaticclub should be of highest interest.Black Bonnet Meets Today.Members of Black Bonnet are askedto meet the treasurer this afternoon ibetween 12 and 1:30 at the bench nearthe cloak room in Ida Noyes hall.Money for pins will be accepted atthis time.SENIORS LUCKLESS; NECESSITYMAKES JUNIORS EXCLl SIVE(Continued from Page One) Dot TOR WITH ART MAMAHERE O.VLY SHORT TLMEClaims Infection In Research Work.\t Univer.sity Cau.sed Strange.MaladyDr. Rudolf Gries, drug addict ar-'rested Saturday whose particularwas stealing art objects because hecould not resist their beauty, and whoclaimed to have been started on therosy morphine path by an infection in- |curred in “research for the Univer-^sity of Chicago,” had only a slightconnection with the University, it was ■learned yesterday. IGries was a student at the Uni-!versity during part of the summer of1915 and left under rather dubious,circumstances it is said after an ex-1amination in a course given by As¬sistant Prof. Arno Luckhardt. Anassistant in the medical office char¬acterized his record as “not fit forpublication.” Prof. Luckhardt, whoremembered the case of the student,yesterday pooh-poohed the idea that ;Dr. Gries could have become infected i(luring his “research” and have ac¬quired the strange malady on whichhe bases the actions responsible forhis arrestY. W. C. \. Committee (Jives TeaThe Campus-Community Committee SMITH’S CAFETERIAModerate prices and real home cookingA trial will make you a steadycustomer1347 E. 63rd St.of the Y. W’. C. A. is giving a teathis afternoon at four o’clock in theY. W. C. .A. room. The Social Servicedepartment and other women inter¬ested in this work are cordially in¬vited to attend. CentralI Hyde Park BankMOST CONVENIENT BANKFOR STUDENTS AND PRO¬FESSORS..55TH & BLACKSTONE AVE.ICapital $100,000Surplus 50,000Under State SupervisionOLDEST BANK IN HYDE PARKIf one ’s a cat.And two of ’em kitties;And one is at mit.Are two of ’em mitties ?Or, as the artist said after he hadsketched the girl’s head, draw yourown conclusions.Residents of University avenuewere entertained early Saturdaymorning by Bill Calkins and .JohnBailey, who rendered a delightfulmelody entitled “Japanese Ashman.”The aforesaid gents had just removeda few ashes from the confines of theChi Psi cellar.The very august Mr. Holt was ofthe opinion that he received a C. andA. last quarter until somebdy in¬formed him that that was the nameof his course.In closing, may we suggest thatpeople who live in glass houses shoulddress in the dark.SCOOP.DR. STEPHEN S. WISE TOSPEAK TO ZIONIST SOCIETYDr. Stephen S. Wise, rabbi andfounder of the Free Synagogue ofNew York, has been secured by theZ'onist society to deliver a short ad¬dress, “The Zionist Outlook Today,”^n Monday. Jan. 24, at 4:30 in HarperMil. 'The student body and faculty(♦^^‘the University are invited.Rabbi Wise is one of the mostprominent Jews in the country, as isevidenced by the number of organi¬zations with which he is connected.He is the founder and first secretaryof the Federation of .American Zion¬ists, vice-president of the Zionist as¬sociation of America, chairman of thecommission of the Zionist society ofAmerira. and a member of the Amer¬ican Jewish Congress at the PeaceConference in Paris. He also has heldmany important national positions,chief among them being commissionerof child labor for the state of Oregon,member of the committee on laborof the Council of National Defense,representative of the AmericanLeague to Enforce Peace, and Cheva¬lier Legion d’Houneur, France.At the election of officers held lastmeeting, Samuel Caplan was electedpresident and Beatrice Pink treas¬urer of the society. A. Jaffe and A.T. Rheingold continue their duties asvice-president and secretary, re¬spectively.“HELLO OR NOT” SURJECTTOF FEDERATION MEETINGThe Federation of University Wom¬en will hold a dinner and generalcouncil meeting Tuesday evening, Jan.18th. The subject to be discussed atthe meeting will be “Hello or Not.”Ruby Womer, chairman of the Execu¬tive Council, a.sks that all the womenof the University who can, attend thismeeting. It is also urged that every¬body shout a joyous “Hello” to cam¬pus people as today will mark the endof “Hello Week.” classes, and women who belong to theclass may be invited by men fromother stations of scholarship. Sloganfor the men: “Ask her now.” Sloganfor the women: “It pays to smile.”Additional information comes in aswe write. The lack of funds in theJunior exchequer was another potentreason for limiting the dance attend¬ance. It is also announced that themen’s dress suits may be either an¬cient or modern, a prize being awardedfor the oldest and the newest maleregalia. The wearer of the oldest cos¬tume will receive a hand-paintedmothball, while the gentleman appear¬ing in the most up-to-date swallow¬tail will be awarded the triple-platedoil-can.CUSSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Guitar, rosewood case,good condition. Call Kenwood 0,evenings.WANTED—Young lady to take careof two and a half year old baby,evenings, for room free. Hyde Park7163.FURNISHED ROMMS—For one ortwo gentlemen. 5645 Drexel Ave.Midway 6710.LOST—Gold Evershap pencil, en¬graved with “G. E. Cogan.” Pleasereturn to High School office.FOR RENT—Two front rooms, steamheat, electric lights, either lighthouse keeping or sleeping rooms,5747 Drexel Ave., 3rd apt.LOST—Grey squirrel muff last Thurs¬day. Finder please return to In¬formation Office. Reward.HARPERHarp«r Av«. atSSd St.—Mat. DailyRxclusive Hyd« Park ShowingWednesday, Jan. 12th“WHISPERING DEVILS”WithCONWAY TEARLEAlso CHARLIE CHAPLINIn a Revival of His GreatI^augh Riot“ONE A. M." Mrs. Fox was bragging one day about the largenumber of her cubs.“How many cubs do you bring into the world atone time?” she asked the LIONESS.“Only ONE,” replied the Lioness—i£s aLION.”MURADS COST 20 CENTS for a BOXof 10—BUT THEY’RE MURADS!MURADS would be lower priced if we left outall or part of the 10094> Turkish tobaccos of the pureStand be^ varieties grown—or if we substituted inferiorgrades of Turkish tobacco.But they wouldn’t be MURADS—they’d only beFoxes!^Judge for yourself—!Special attention is calledto Murad 20s in Tjn Boxes THE TURKISHCIGARETTE