Bail? iWaroonVol. 19. No. 49. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. JANUARY II. 1921. Price 5 CentsJUNIOR CLASS PICTURES TODAYMILUKEN U. PROVESTO BE EASY VICTIMFOR MAROON TEAMChicago Shows Real PowerFor the First TimeThis YearY. M. c. A. C()LLE(;e next foe('oach StajTK’s Maroons showedtheir true worth a|!:ainst Milliken Sat¬urday when they battered the Decaturoutfit to the tune of a 37-7 score. Soperfect was the Maroon defense thatit was not until the last second ofplay that the enemy looped its onlybasket of the fray.With the exception of these twopoints, all of the Milliken scores werethe result of free throws. Gill, thelanky center who starred aj'ainst bothIllinois and Iowa and who was larjjelyresponsible for the Milliken victoriesover these two Bij? Ten fives wasstopped dead still by the Varsity de¬fense, and as a result the scoringpower of the Milliken five was cut topractically nothing.Display ('hampion.ship FormOn the other hand, the .Maroonsscored atmost at will, displaying aneffective offense as well as a beauti¬ful defense. Birkhoff and Vollmerwere the scoring stars, “Bobby” sink¬ing five ringers and “VoU” registeringsix. Ilalladay also figured in thescoring looping four counters.As a team the Maroons showedmuch more p^tlish than they haveshown all season, their work Saturdayresembling that of the aggregationwhich ran off with the Big Ten titlelast year. The defensive and offensivework of the individuals as well as ofthe team as a unit was excellent, andjudging from their performanceagainst Milliken Saturday, the Ma¬roons appear as strong bidders forthe championship again this season.I’lay Wisconsin SaturdayWisconsin’s crack five will ring upthe Conference curtain for the Ma¬roons at Bartlett gymnasium Satur¬day. The Badgers, always a strongteam, will enter the game with an ad¬vantage over the Maroons. The Car¬dinals have already been through twoConference struggles, having lost toNorthwestern and trimmed Michigan,and as a result will be more seasonedand more smoothly running.A tough week is in store for theVarsity to get in shape for the Badgergame, and Coach Stagg and his as¬sistants are driving the men at topspeed to get them primed for the firstBig Ten struggle. A practice gamewith the Y. M. C. A. College is cardedfor Wednesday night. Not Eighteenth Amend¬ment, Just Repairs, jStop Fountain jThe Pol. Econ. lecture had been longand dry. The class was seething from .the torture. Their throats wereparched but they gasped on till the,final bell. With a wild rush they dovefor the oasis in the hall where Chi-'cage’s best glimmering, sparkling,chlorine-tainted water bubbles forthin profusion.The first had reached the fountain.He pushed the button. He pushedagain. Somebody dropped a nickel inthe cup but the fountain refused tofountain. ‘ ‘“Ye Gods! Has Congress been atwork again?” shouted the anhydrousmob. A half dozen felt their hip-pockets. Then the wisest of the gangread the writing on the wall:“OUT OF ORDER.Do not drink this water.L. R. Flook, Superintendent.”All fainted and were carried out.The cub scribe for this noble sheetwho happened to be passing at thevime of the tragedy, put forth bothfeet into action and began a tour ofinvestigation. But everywhere, thedry order stared him in the face.A gulp from the Botany pond car¬ried him on to a telephone. Afterborrowing a buffalo’s head, he tookdown the receiver and waited for theSupt. to answer. Finally a faint mur¬mur echoed over the wire.“Heh,” gasped the cub, “hasn’t JohnI), paid our water bill?”“Guess again,” came back fromFlook.” We’re just cleaning out thedrinking water system. Better bringa flask or bottle of water with youtomorrow'. Nice weather, er what?” WAGNER SELECTIONSMAKE REAPPEARANCEIN CONCERT PROGRAMCompostions of German Per¬formed Here for First TimeSince the WarPLAY WORK OF BAX, MOZARTJUNIOR’S FORMALTO SENIORS WILLOCCUR ON JAN. 28 Presenting the first Wagneriangroup at the University since the war-1time ban on the German composer was 'lifted, the Chicago Symphony Orches¬tra will hold its regular concert underthe auspices of the University Or¬chestral Association today at 4:15 inMandel hall.The group comprises the sensuous“Bacchanale” from “Thannhauser,”the Prelude to “Lohengrin” and theRainbow scene, Rhine Daughter’s La¬ment and Entrance of the Gods intoV'alhalla from the opera “Rheingold”the fir.st of the great Nisbelungen ‘cycle. IBax Is Modern Composer !.Arnold Bax, an Irishman, and oneof the .school of modernists on the \British Isles, is represented on today’s iprogram by his fanciful symphonicpoem “The Garden of Fand,” which'is based upon an ancient Irish saga.The program is as follows:Symphony, G. Minor MozartAllegro MoltoAndante jMenuetto ;Finale iSymphonic Poem, )“The Garden of Fand” Bax'Bacchanale from “Thannhauser” jPrelude to “Lohengrin” iWagner,Rainbow Scene, Rhine Daughter’s iLament IEntrance of the Gods in Valhalla Doggy Affair, or WhereIs My WanderingPup Today?Was he butcher or medic? Themystery has just been sol^ted. Hereis the story. About 1 o’clock yester¬day a strange procession was careen¬ing at a rapid gait down UniversityAve. An humble canine led the route.A puffing red-faced figure held secondplace. A cheering and enthusiacticmob of students and staid citizensbrought up the rear. The excitementthat John Gilpin aroused was nothingcompared to the hub-hub as the mot¬ley crowd roared past the Phi Uhouse.But who was the stray Fido? Hadhe wandered from some 55th street |butcher or from the fifth floor of the jPhysiology building, a favorite haunt jfor four-foots? W’as the bulky pur-1suer a professional wielder of the Icleaver or the keeper of the Univer- Isity dog-pound?The sleuths of The Daily Maroon jferreted-out the riddle. All butchers |in the vicinity disclaimed ownership.And besides the hound was partiallyskinned. He must be a University jchattel. The latter premise provedtrue. The canine now reposes in adoggish nether-world and the red¬faced man was none other than Joe,the janitor of the Physiology building. UNEMPLOYMENT NOTFELT IN CAMPUS JOBBUREAU, SAYS CHIEFW. J. Mather Declares ,ThatOpportunities for WorkAre ManyLOOP STORES NOT IN MARKETCHANTICLEER, NEWCAWPUS MAGAZINE,MAKES BOW TODAYFirst Issue of Student Fort-inightly Sells At Twent]^ !Cents Per Copy I “The tightening up of the moneymarket is causing a greater numberof applications for work by studentsto come in, but we still have the nor¬mal number of positions open,” wasthe statement made by Mr. W, J.Mather, superintendent of the Em¬ployment Bureau.“However, there is an unusualshortage of applicants for the posi¬tions of student stenographers forpart time work,” Mr. Mather went onto state. “Although the number ofapplicants has increased, and althoughthis is the normal dull season of theyear, students need not have anycause for alarm over the problem ofgetting work. It will be but a shorttime until the ratio of demand to sup¬ply can be adjusted.”Ix)op Stores Not HiringThe loop stores which furnish a bigsource of employment for students atthe University who do part time work,are not hiring any extra help. Butthis is a seasonal occurrence and isnot due to the present tightening upof the labor market. Outside of thefact that there are a greater numberof .students’ applying for work, theEmployment Bureau has not, as yet,felt any other results from the presenteconomic and labor conditions.DODD, WENDT, CONTRIBUTORSCampus Club Supper TonightReynolds Club to Be Sceneof First AnnualaffairFrosh Debaters Needed;Meet TodayAll freshmen interested in theFreshman debate, which will takeplace early in the Spring quarter, havebeen asked to attend a meeting of TheGavel today, at 4:30, in Classics 10.Students interested in public speak¬ing activities have been urged to at¬tend this meeting. A debate on gov¬ernment ownership of coal mines willbe staged by two members of thisvear’s varsity squad, with open dis¬cussion following the speeches.The freshman debate will probablybe with Illinois this year. Work pre¬liminary to selecting the team willcommence immediately after the var¬sity debate on Jan. 21. Mr. Hill ofthe College of Education is the Fresh¬man coach. i ASK ORt'HESTRAS TO APPLYJuniors and Seniors are to don for-! mal attire on Jan. 28th when the Juni-I ior Formal will be given in the Rey-I nolds club. Preliminary arrangementsj were made at a meeting of the execu-j tive council of the class last Friday.I Only juniors and seniors have beenj invited, the dance^being given for the.seniors by the juniors. One person off.very couple must be from one of♦ hese clas.ses. Formal dress is abso-’utely essential and the committee whohas charge of affairs, Allen Holloway,Brower Hall, Virginia Hibhen, and•Janet Child, have announced that no¬body who appears in informal clotheswill be admitted. The committee willMieet to further discuss plans Thurs-4a V at 12 in Cobb lOA.It is the plan to haye a campus or¬chestra furnish the music. All groupswho care to apply for the job hayebeen asked to get in touch with BobCore at the Phi Kappa Sigma house,.57.3,5 Uniyersity Aye., not later than12 Thursday.Orchestra Meets Tonight’he Uniyersity orchestra will holdimportant meeting in Mitchellver to discuss plans for the Port-o. Walter Reckless, director, hasde a special appeal to the memberspresent tonight at 7. The first Campus club supper cf the ^quarter will be held tonight at 6 P. M.,in Hutchinton safe. Reseryations will 'be ivceiyed up till noon today at the ,Faculty Exchange. All members and |any non-fraternity men are inyited.DAILY PROGRAMTODAY IJunior class picture, 12, Haskellhall. 1Concert lecture, 2:30, Mandel as-^sembly hall. ,Y. M. C. A. Religious meeting, 4:30,Haskell assembly hall.Commerce club, 4:30, Classics 10.Religious education club, 7:30, Has¬kell common room.Theology club meeting, 7:30, 6132Greenwood aye.Graduate Classical club, 8, Classics20.TOMORROWP’reshman class picture, 12, Haskellhall.Mathematical club, 4*15, Ryerson37.Memorial meeting for Frank Tar-bell, 8, Classics 20.Graduate history club, 8, Ida Noyeshall. Chanticleer, the latest addition to jthe family of Uniyersity student pub- ilications, is one sale today. Thirty- \fiye women, under the direction of jFaye Millard, the circulation manager, |have copies to dispose of for twenty- jfive cents each, and it is expected that,the entire issue will be distributed iearly in th day. Any others wishing |tt) sell the mag.'Tzine may report to ’Ellis 5 before 0. ■I’dit'' !' Shulman declares that the |original issue of Chanticleer is of sucha nature that the campus will do well ,to pay careful attention to such ar- jtides as that by Prof. Dodd on “TheMeaning of the Recent Election,” andthose pertaining respectively to thingsscientific and dramatic, by AssociateProf. Wendt of Chemistry, and byJohn Gunther. |Call for Contributions {Contributions for the next fort- |nightly issue must be in by Wednes- 'day, Jan. 19. There is an especial |need for good short stories, and forspecial articles in which students draw 'upon their own experiences either incollege or outside.The Chanticleer announces two ap¬pointments to its staff: Miss MarthaGrossman, who has had several years’'experience on various magazines, hastaken the position of literary editor,while Miss Ruth Plimpton has beenmade advertising manager. Commerce Club HoldsMeeting TomorrowThe first meeting of the Commerceclub for this quarter will be held to¬morrow at 4:30 in Classics 10. Mr.William Pitt, vice-president and gen¬eral manager of the Irving-Pitt Manu¬facturing Company, will speak on “In¬dustrial Relations.”It is expected that this meeting willprove to be one of unusual interest,for Mr. Pitt, who is making a specialtrip from Kansas City for the occa¬sion, has had great success in hand¬ling employment problems, and hissubject is a most timely one.The Commerce club is to give adance, also, this week. This will takeplace on Friday, from 4 to 6, in IdaNoyes hall. It is rumored that theaffair will be one of more than usualhilarity, with plenty of girls for themen and vice versa, and a sufficiencyof music for both. Final results ofthe membership drive, including thenames of the winning team and in¬dividual in the ticket selling cam¬paign, will be made public at histime. These fortunate ones are toenjoy a theater party as a reward fortheir services.Mmbership cards, which will be re¬quired for admission to both the meet¬ing tomorrow and the dance on Fri¬day, may be purchased for fifty centsfrom any member of the finance com¬mittee. They will also be on sale atthe door on both of these occasions.MUST TRANSFER “C” ROOKSThe Athletic Department announces♦ hot all holders of “C” hooks desiringtickets for the Wisconsin game shouldpresent their hooksk at the business ■office in Bartlett gymnasium beforeSaturday night. 'The student section will be at thesouth end of the floor, instead of at Ithe north end, as was the case lastvear. Those who hold student ticketswill he admitted to the gymnasium by'he south stairway only. Cap & Gown RequestsClubs to Arrange HoursAll societies beside the women’sclubs and fraternities who wish tohave their pictures in the Cap andGown'will have to see Robert Shil-lington this week. Arrangement willbe" made for appointment withDauguerre,Members of the Junior Class willmeet today at twelve on the steps ofHaskell Assembly to have their pic¬ture taken. 'The Freshmen will meetat the same place Wednesday noon tohave their class picture taken. INistpime McDowell Talk SENIOR CLASS EXECUTIVECOUNCIL MEETS TONIGHTThe Religious Meeting which was,to hrfve been held in Haskell Assem- ihly this afternoon, has been indefi-1nitely postponed. Bishop McDowell,who was -to have been the speaker.;was called out of the city on business. 'JUNIOR IMCTURE TAKEN TODAYJuniors will meet toHay at 12 onthe steps of Haskell to have theirpicture taken for the Cap andGown. Senior Class Executive Council willmeet tonight at 7:15 in Harper E. 41.All members are urged to be presentas important business will be dis¬cussed.The first senior dinner will be heldFriday. Jan. 14, at 6:15 in Hutchinsoncafe. All senior men and womenshould attend. Class songs, a goodtime, and important class businessmeeting will be the events of theevening. Watch the Maroon for placeof sale of tickets. It is advisable tobuv them earlv.1THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. JANUARY II, 1921Sailg ifiaruuu1 ht Siudent of theUniversity of ChicagoPublithca ntunungt, except Saturday, Sundayand Monday during the Autumn, VVinter andSpring utiartem, by The Daily MaroonCompanyEnierco a» second class mail at the Chi¬cago postothce, Chicago, llliuoit, March Id,19Ub, under the act of March J, 187J.Oftices Ellis 14Telephone Midway hOOTuesday, January II, 1921.l‘EEVESWhat is your pet peeve ? Every¬body seems to have one, and likewiseto consider that the proper place forairing it is in The Daily Maroon.“Why don’t they hx the ciocKs inHarper Heading Koom?” inquires one.“I wish you w’ould write an editorialabout it.”.Another student informs us that thedrinking fountains are all on the“hummer. What can he do after at¬tending a dry lecture'! A reporter un¬earths the fact that the systertis arebeing cleaned out and that the stu¬dents will soon be able to imbibe anyamount of pure, fresh water. Service!It seems that some are up in armsbecause they are not given the in¬structors they sign up for in theircourses. Instead of a famous profes¬sor with a national reputation theyget some struggling graduate student.“Demand the genjaine.”A loud clamor also arises from stu¬dents who assert that their .Autumnquarter grades were unjust. Pro¬fessors, they say, in some cases markon the percentage basis: a certainpercentage must receive “D’s,” a srnal-ler percentage “C’s,” a still smaller |proportion “B’s.” This is a matter Iover which The Daily Maroon has no!control, but it would appear only just ithat grades should be given on the jbasis of ability and work done, regard- jless of how large a proportion de¬serves any one mark. FRESHMEN DANCEAND MAKE MERRY(By Our Little Girl Reporter)(Freshman)The Freshman dance last Fridayafternoon in Reynolds club was a suc¬cess, probably due to the fact that theentire school was represented, eventhough two stern Univei’sity guardswatched both stairways, demandingclass cards. Nevertheless the Fresh¬men were made to feel at home.Through Dean Talbot’s suggestions,such signs as: “Introduce Yourself,”a “Hello There,” “Speak to Her,”“Leap A'ear Is Over,” ornamentedReynold’s club..All participants were given a smallcard on which they wrote their name,and then pinned the card on their per¬son, thus making self-introduction aneasy matter.Kerby Amber’s orchestra was quiteup to scratch. The lucky number con¬test, which was one of the welcomefeatures, was solemized by severalfuneral dirges, which the orchestra soappropriately played. Another un¬usual and popular feature was thefrappe, which, needless to say, did notlast long.William Kpple, the class president,said that he was well satisfied withthe sway of affairs, and also that therewould be another Freshman dance.D. U. HOLDS RECEPTIONFOR CAMPUS .AT I.ARGE“HELLO”“Hello Week” is now in progress.The Daily Maroon heartily recom¬mends your co-operation. Say“Hello!” To be a success the move¬ment must be unanimously supported.A few cold shoulders may easilyfrighten off well-meaning studentswho have not the good fortune to beuniversally acquainted. Get into thespirit of the thing and do your sharein making the University a morefriendly place to live in. The Federa¬tion of University Women, the Y. W’.C. .A., and the Y. M. C. A. are allboosting “Hello Week.” Give it yoursupport and drop a few “Hellos” aboutthe campus. Over four hundred guests attendedthe twentieth anniversary reception ofthe Cliicago chapter of Delta Upsilonlast Thursday. The affair was, per¬haps, the first of its kind staged uponthe local campus.Representatives of the various wom¬en’s clubs and of the fraternities,prominent faculty members, and per¬sonal friends of the hosts were guestsof the alumni and active members ofthe chapter. Seven of the foundersof the chapter were present for theoccasion.The house was decorated with palmsand roses. .Music was furnished bya harp orchestra and a soloist. Re¬freshments were served throughoutthe afternoon.BOOKSTORE ADDS FLOORSPACE TO AID BUYERSREVERSING THE DOPEPessimists who predicted nothingbut failure for the Maroon basketball!team are effectively silenced, for the Itime being at least, by the splendidshowing of the squad in its pre-sea-son games, every one of which haslieen an easy victory for Chicago.The .17-7 w'in over Milliken Saturday isespecially gratifying. The team cameto Bartlett highly touted as the con-querers of Illinois and Iowa, both Con¬ference teams, and the Maroons dis¬posed of them very effectively. TheVarsity squad .seems to be roundinginto shape beyond expectations.The refusal of the players to beheld back by adverse criticism shouldbe a lesson to every student. Get be-hin(i the team! .As Decatur wouldhave said, if he’d been a college man:“The team! May she always be vic¬torious! But. win or lose, the team.”11. B., .Ir. Over 200 square feet of floor spaceand 300 feet of shelves have beenadded to the University bookstore.In an effort to relieve congestion andincrease the efficiency of the store, awashroom anil a portion of the officehave been removed and the spaceheretofore occupied by them has beenadded to the selling space..As a result of this charge, all wom¬en’s athletic* goods are now carried instock at the bookstore instead of IdaNoyes. Such goods may now be pur¬chased directly at the store instead ofbv written order as before.Black Bonnet Dues DueAll members of Black Bonnet whowish to attend the taffy pull next Fri¬day must pay their dues, twentycents, to Elizabeth Kane, who will beat the table in the rear of Mandlehall, after Freshmen’s girls’ chapeltoday.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSReceive Courteous Attention at"i'lie Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigaretes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis .Ave. and 55th Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)’leicphoni* Ilvde Park 7filWM.I DISCUSS POLICIESAT ( AMPUS CLUB SUPPERWith a now administration at thehelm, the Campus club this year intends many radical changes in policy,which will be laid before the membersat a supper to be given today at 6 inHutchinson cafe. The usual charge of7-5 cents will be made, and all clubmembers and non-fraternity men arevclcome.Contrary to past custom, a shortbusiness meeting will be held after the“eats” have been consumed, duringwhich the 1921 policies of the club willbe discussed. A number of subjects,including athletic plans, means of en¬listing non-fraternity men in activitiesand the coming membership campaignare due to come up. COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’-. I'lirnishings. Hats. ( aps andNeckwear/ BILLIARDS( K; A RS CIGARETTES—PIPES.'Wuifhea-.l corner ')5th and Ellis Ave.MELODYI’ll say!RYTHMDh Boy!The InimitableSOUTHERN CLUBRAZZ^ERRY FIVEA Giner Jazz BandArst Ranstead, Hyde Park 2703 No Wonder That SinghaiWas Joyous! JustRead This!Beautiful, asthetic, and artistic arethe choruses of laundry maids, ped¬dlers, flower girls, etc., as they appearin the “Joy of Singhai,” garbed incostumes designed by Schoultz, theat-lical costumers of Chicago. Gauzzycrepes, lustrous silks, adonied withbright beads and heavy embroideryare ‘worked into modernized Chinesecostumes. Blouses of yellow and or¬ange for shop girls, dark red thousersand black coats for peddle^, and ,aconventional type of laundry maids’costumes are rivaling each other forpopularity among the chorus girls.Essentially typical in Chinese costum¬ing will be the mayor’s retinue, themembers of which will wear authenticreproductions of imperial Chinesedress.The board of managers of the “Joyof Singhai” and all of the art anddramatic critics assisting in the pro- jduction are well assured of a real flrstnight success. The dates upon whichthe musical comedy will appear have [been formally announced by the man- Iagement. b’eb. 4, the first night willbe formal, and the fifth, eleventh, and |twelfth will be featured as high school Inight, students’ night, and alumni jnight. The oi’der of these feature jnights has not yet been decided upon.Colored Students EnrollThe National Urban .^eaguf forsocial service among Negroes, 127East 23rd street. Room 33, 34, NewYork, N. A'., wishes the names, classi¬fication, and addresses of all the Col¬ored students in the University. TheUniversity has not list of students byraces. Colored students, therefore,are requested to send the informationdesired to the address given above.”M Particularlyfor Students" he (ireatWriting’•'fhine’Vithnter-i hangeahle1 y peAll Business. All Sciences. All Languagesmay be had on ONE machine365 different arrangements of type andlanguages, including (Ireek, Armenian,Chinese-Phonetic, and all modern Kuro-pean languages; also, type set for Engi¬neering, Chemistry, Astronomy, .\lathematics, etc.Lectures, Notes, Theses, may be mostbeautifully and clearly transcribed on tlie.Multiplex in condensed tyi>e.Monthly payments. Coo.i rebuilt ma¬chines. Machines rented.A postcard will bring full information.THE HAMMOND TYPEWRITER CO545 East 69th Street New York CityChicago Office: 189 West Madison StreetDR. CLAIR H. PRITCHARDOptistEyes Examined, Glass Prescribedand FittedF'or Apimintment Phone Fairfax 1511.Residence phone, Englewood 7933Ofllce Hours 9 a, m. to fi p. m.Suite 1, 1157 E. (>3rd Street,at Universitv Ave."GO-FO-R”1 he Campus Package CandiesatTHE REYNOLDS CLUBandUNIVERSITY BOOKSTOREENUSPEKCILSLNJR the Ptudont or prof.,* the fi.prrb VENUS oiit-rivals till h r nerfert peiiiilwork. 17 Murk degrees and3 cupyii.g.Anii'rlciin Is'udPencil Co.215 Eillh Ave. .-fT'New York9*P'-1)10n,* /"rr 1/ itlllntfc/tdlIn iht WorldMM UNIVERSITY STATE BANK1354 EAST FIFTY-FIFTH STREET“Comer Ridgewood”Nearest Bank to the UniversityOfficial Cap and GownPhotographers eversince 1917Special rates for Seniors■ apply to other stu¬dents as well.DAGUERRE STUDIO218 SO. WABASH AVE.McClurg Bldg.Hours for Sittings:W«ek Days 9-5Sundays 10-3 TelephoneWabash 527fur AppointmentsmThe Best M usic KnownTHIS WEEKHatch Williams QuartetteHyatt s Jazz BandATHarper Hall53rd and Harper AvenueDon’t Envy a Good Dancer!BE ONE. TAKE PRIVATE LESSONS NOWIn private lessons you learn surely, quickly and cheaply.Lessons any time day or evening by appointment.TERESA DOLAN STUDIO1305 E. 63rd St. Plione Hyde Park 44965401 Cottage Grove Ave. Phone H. P. 68527th FI. Auditorium Bldg. Ph. Wabash 4584THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, JANUARY II. 1921.FROM OUR EXCHANGESCollege Briefs Culled FromThe UndergraduateNewspapersKansas—Fifty-four per cent of thestudents of the University of Kansasearn money towards their support,and of the 3400 students exactly 31per cent are self-supporting. Seventyper cent of the men are earners and23 per cent of the women do not de¬pend entirely upon the check fromhome for their living.Iowa—lowans protest that their va¬cation, which began Dec. 17 and con¬tinued till Jan. 4, was longer thanthey could afford to be out of school.Cincinnati—“Hobby Hour” is thathour between the morning and after¬noon classes which each student de¬votes to his hobby. Athletics, music,debating, painting, chess, cards, pho¬tography, astronomy, and hiking aresome of the hobbies which the wearyengineers ride in their flight fromworries. REARRANGE LIBRARIES INHARPER MEMORIAL GROUPNew Locations make for Greater Con¬venience to StudentsSeveral shifts in the interests ofconvenient location and better servicehave recently been completed in theHarper Court libraries.The Periodical library has beenmoved to Harper E31; and the Grad¬uate and Historical reading room hastaken its place in the south end of theLaw library, which is consequently tobe used now by only graduate stu¬dents and faculty members.Books, tables, and cases in the Lawlibrary proper have been rearrangedin such a w'ay as to increase theseating and book capacity and generalsymmetry of the room. Bibliograph¬ical works are mobilized in the south¬west corner of Harper general read¬ing room, which has also been re¬arranged and weeded out.More copies of books greatly in de¬mand, and many new books, particu¬larly for the English courses, are nowon reserve in Harper Ell. This roomand all of its contents wehe thor¬oughly renovated during the holidays.New exhibit cases are shortly to beinstalled in W31. GREEN HALL WOMEN HAVEFRENCH TABLE AT MEALSThe Green hall French table hasbeen flourishing since the beginning ofthis quarter. The nine women who sitat this table speak French exclusivelyduring meal time. Fines have beeninstigated, and for each English wordspoken, one cent must be paid intothe treasury. To date, twenty-fivecents have accumulated. jThe following Green hall women sitat the French table: Emma Hawkins,Shulamit Ben Haul, Oliven Thomas,Louise Hostetler, Aline Fies, EmilyTalbot, Helen Barnes, Margaret Wein¬berger and Grace Kerrigan. IMMENSERedudtion SaleOn Ladies*Coats, Suits, Dresses,Skirts and WaistsJ. J. GIBS921 East GSd StreetHarvard—Among the new appoint¬ees who have been named by theBoard of Overseers are: GeneralLeonard Wood, M. D. ’84; Franklin D.Roosevelt ’04; Owen Wister ’82; Sen¬ator Henry Cabot Lodge ’71; ThomasW. Lamont ’92; John Hays Hammond;Robert F. Herrick ’90; J. PierpontMorgan ’80; Ellery Sedgwick ’94; andW. Cameron Forbes ’92. Deposit Your Course BooksA number of University studentshave not deposited their Course Booksas yet with entries for the Autumnquarter. This should be done at onceas directed on page 3 and 8, if theywish to get their grades. LUCIA HENDERSHOTPrivate Dancing LessonsIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the waltz,one-step and forx trot.Special Class Mon. Eves.1541 E. 57lh St. Hyde Park 2314 OLLAR^ fflonblatuutrust and^auinga Sank4lrmbrr JFrbrral SrurrttrKlnudlaiun Aurnurat+♦♦♦♦♦^Yarrat Hank to tl|rMniupnittg uf (Hl^ira^tiSMITH’S CAFETERIA.Moderate prices and real home cookingA trial will make you a steadycustomer1347 E. 63rd St.Illinois—The unique beauty contest'that is being conducted at Illinois is ^waxing warm. From fhe flood of Iphotos which have been sent in. How- jard Chandler Christy, the famous jmagazine artist, will choose the eightmost beautiful, who will have their,pictures published in the Illio.Purdue—W’ith the opening game ofthe season, Lambert’s basketeers showthat they are rapidly rounding intoshape for a good season. The Boiler¬makers are confident of a satisfactoryoutcome.Michigan—Two drives are beingconducted at Ann Arbor, one for fundsto finance the building of the new “U”at Ferry field, the other for the newswimming pool in the Union. Whenfinally completed the new stadium willhave a capacity of 78,000, greaterthan the Yale bowl by 16,000. After the DanceS 1S. TI’ OR PN AE 1 TE I1466 EAST 53rd STREET^’Indiana Coach George Lewis, for¬mer all-conference star on Wisconsinquintets, is the University of Indiana’snew basketball coach. Although hehas five letter men of former Crim¬son teams about which to build theteam, only one of them is a seasonedveteran.FRESHMEN INVITED TOATTKMi GAVEL MEETING Ask for the_ TOM_JoGtAN■^cpoRrG>H0EAll freshmen aspiring to oratoricaland debating honors, or interested indebating, are asked by Soach Hall toattend the next meeting of the Gavel,Tuesday, Jan. 11, at 4:30 in Classics10. Members of tlie freshman debat¬ing team, which is chosen annually,will probably meet the Illinois year¬lings. All team members receivescholarships. The Smart Looking, Popular ShooCAMPUS.....CLASS ROOMIdeal, All Round College ShoeSame High Quality as theTOM LOGAN GOLF SI lOEIf your dealer cannot supply youwrite us for catalog and pricesTHOMAS H. 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LAST MONTH, on a bet.«WITH THE boys up home.# * # 'I SPENT a night.» • •ALONE IN the old.« » «HAUNTED HOUSE.* » *AND WHEN I heard.* * »MOANS AND groans« * «I SAID “The wind.”* « *AND TRIED to sleep.« * »I HEARD Tappings,« » *AND SAID “Rats,”» « «AND ROLLED over.THEN I heard steps.AND IN the light.« » *OF A dying moon.« » «A WHITE spook rose.» « «I WASN’T scared—much.BUT DIDN’T feel H’.ie,« » *STARTING ANYTHING.* * *BUT THEN I caught,JUST A faint whiff,» * «OF A familiar* ♦ *AND DELICIOUS smell.WHICH TIPPED me off.SO I gave the ghost.THE HORSE laugh.AND SAID “Kd.♦ * #YOU FAT guys.MAKE BUM ghosts.BUT BEFORE you fade.LEAVE WITH n',e one.i- r HOF YOUR cigarettes.ATHEY SATISFY.” n^'IIAT spicy, d 0 1 i c i o u.s1 aroma of fine tobaccos,both Turkish and Domestic,makes you almost hungry forthe “ satisfy-smoke.” j\n(lthere isn’t a ghost ofachancjyou’ll ever find its equal any¬where— for the Chesterfieldblend is an cxclusnY blend.It can’t be copied.CICARBTTSS'A» '.'1 'At 'Af AAn A1 ■ , 4 /,A» /:A« MIMf HI '"'f ''iVf >THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. JANUARY II. 1921.1 saw her on the Boulevard Mich—She was a dainty sight;Wrapped to the ears in a big fur coatAnd just the proper height.Stant.As we start this shaft of light onits cruise of three quarters of a col¬umn, we are reminded that ArtieScott hasn’t contributed for manymoons. Little help, please, Artie.The W. G. N. has succeeded in promoting kindness even on our ownCampus, If you doubt us, you shouldhave seen Mr. Walker jump to hisfeet and hasten to the aid of a li¬brarian who had dropped about sixtons of books in Harper yesterday.The Academy of Modem Martyrsopens its doors to the bird who tellshis girl that she doesn’t have to wearher goloshes, if it doesn’t snow.W’e saw six people waiving at eachother yesterday as part of the “HelloThere” campaign. Each of the sixwas having his picture taken by anewspaper photographer.You can lead a horse to water,But you cannot make him drink.You can drive a student to lectures.But you cannot make him think.J. T. Gurney.Did you try speaking to a good-looking co-ed, whom you didn’t knowyesterday, just because it was theopening day of “Hello” week?So did we. Nice, cold, fishy stare,wasn’t it ?The man who said that the auto¬mobile was a fine proposition wasright. Ask any speed cop.Josephine Strode is to play the partof the mayor in “'The Joy of Singhai,”according to the Whistle’s corre¬spondent at an adjacent laundry. Maywe ask if there is a vacancy on thecity council of Singhai ?Listen, readers, both of you. Per¬haps Janet Child will write a Whistlesoon.SCOOP.CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Delta Chi Pin on Campus.Finder please return to Sabra Jones,653.1 Greenwood Ave. Reward tofinder.EXPERIENCED ’TYPIST desires todo copy work Telephone Oakland5417, or write to Miss Isabel Hart,396.3 Ellis AveFOR SALE—Remington 10 type¬writer. U.sed only few months bystudent. Excellent condition. PhoneHyde Park 2026.FOR SALE—University OrchestralAssociation season ticket. Six num¬bers to come. $.5.00. Phone Fair¬fax 1408.LOST—Black leather brief case andchart during the Christmas meet¬ings. Case had name T^. L. Thurs-tone. Reward of twenty-five dollarsif returned to Professor E. S. Rob¬inson. Psychology Dept.WILL the girl who appropriated ablack leather notebook from the sec¬ond floor of Ida Noyes return sameto Information Office.CO-ED having an attractive fur¬nished apartment near 61st andEllis will rent room to or shareapartment with 2 or 3 congenialgirls. Phone Fairfax 1447 after 4.FOR SATiE—B flat tenor saxophone.Triple silver plated in A-1 condition.Phone MacDaniel after 6 P. M.Normal 4658.LOST—Woodland Avenue between55th and Armory Blaine Building,silver fountain pen without top.Return to Information Office.FOR SATiE—T.adie’s skating shoes,skates attached, size 6 1-2 A. Price$8.00. Phone Dorchester 7243.Delta Sigma Pledges Y. M. C. A. Takes UpProblem of JapaneseThe Y. M. C. A. will hold its OpeaForum Thursday at 4:30 in Ellis 3.The subject under discussion will be“The Japanese Question.” KatsujiKato, editor of the Japanese Review,will open the discussion. 'The Japa¬nese question is probably one of themost important topics of the day, andthis meeting promises to be an inter¬esting one.The report of the Mid-West Con¬ference of Menorah organizations willbe given tomorrow at the first meetingfor this quarter of the Menorah so¬ciety at 7 in the League room of IdaNoyes hall. The conference, whichwas held during the Christmas re¬cess, had representatives present fromwidely scattered colleges in the UnitedStates and Canada. Among thoseschools sending delegates were theUniversity of Cincinnati, Universityof Illinois, University of Manitoba,Milwaukee State Normal school.Northwestern University, WesternReserve, and University of Wisconsin.The Menorah club has urged thata large crowd be at the first meeting.A number of musical numbers havebeen promised. Be there and carryout the spirit of “Hello Week.” by get¬ting acquainted.Things Like Mother U^edto Make atTEA CUP INN1451 East 57th St.Breakfast 7 to 9 Dinner 5:.30 to 7:.30The Corn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital, $5,000,000Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000Is the Largest National Hank in theUNITED STATESWith a Savings DepartmentUnder Fedreal SupervisionN. W. Cor. I.a Salle and Adams Sts.Bring Your Savings To UsOpen Saturday Even'gs until 8 o’clockmYour Parentshave invested thousands of dol¬lars in you already and are in¬creasing that investment dailyright now to complete your edu¬cation so that you may beequipped in a manner that willassure your success in life.PROTECT THEMagainst the loss of their invest-.ment in you by your prematuredeath before you have realizedon the investment.INSURE YOUR LIFEADDRESS OR PHONEC. C. WHITEHILL30 N. La Salle Cent. 5507RISISRBIISIIHBmdUIMmih'lg'M'«iMlHWH'Ig'lHTit’WKMIDelta Sigma announces the pledg¬ing of riotllde Englehart and MarianRocky, of Chicago. mmmmmmmmmmmfn,Tel. Midway 7410.DAVID J. BOGIEDiref’tor ofSWEDISH MEDICAL GYMNASTICS, and MASSAGE(iraduafe of Stockholm, Sweden1504 EAST 5.3RD STREETCor. Harper Ave.Be.sf of References— Hours—Dr. A. .1. Ochsner 2-4 7-8 P. M. Annoance Senior Committee ^Betty Williford announces the fol-!lowing as members of the Secretary 'Committee of the Senior Class-: MetaLieber, Florence Alcock, Vivian Spur-grin, Ann Lorenzen, Ruth Wallsup,Ruth Burnham, Margaret Robinson,Catherine Clark, Flora Hammett, |Ruth Roe, Louise Harsha. The above 'are asked to come to an impiortant'meeting today, 'Tuesday, at 1 o’clock!in Room 32 Foster. 'MENORAH SOCIETY TO HEARREPORT OF CONFERENCE Blue Itottle Has Party TodayBlue Bottle will give a stunt partythis afternoon at 4:30 in Ida Noyestheater. All pledges have been urged;to attend. The social committee, Lu-cile Hoerr, Elizabeth Elson and AnnaBaird, have given out the informationthat the party will be a lively one. WE TEACH ALLDANCINGCORRECTLY AND, QUICKLY ATSheehy’s Midway Schoolof Dancing62nd St. and Cottage Grove Ave.Open 10 a. m. to 10 p. m.Phone Wentworth 230MISS JOSEPHINE KELLEHERTHOS. M. SHEEHY4 /(iVf LVf I.,\S A.vf /A1 Llf /..If /Af /A^BEGINNERS’ DANCING CLASSTO N1T EAnd Every Tuesday 8K)0-9:00 atCALUMET HALL6rd St. and Stony Island Ave.DANCING—9:00-12:00Theresa A. Dolan School of Dancing FRANK BROTHERSFifth Avenue Boot ShopNear Forty-Eighth Street, New YorkBoots .Slippers, Hosiery for Men,Women and Childrenichigan Boulevard Building1 Primer WaAhincrfnn StST LOUISArcade BuildingWASHINOTONWoodward Buildingr.'. .-CT?--awi opp Shoreham Hot® Athletic Club BldgCorner Washington St.BOSTONLittle BuildingSAN FRANCISCOWhitney Building133 Geary StreetHEW HAVENHotel TaftI'lTTSBirRGHJenkins ArcadeCLEVELANDI Mrs. Fox was bragging one day about the largenumber of her cubs.“How many cubs do you bring into the world atone time?” she asked the LIONESS.“Only ONE,” replied the Lioness—i£s aLION.”MURADS COST 20 CENTS for a BOXof 10—BUT THEY’RE MURADS!MURADS would be lower priced if we left outall or part of the 1 00Turkish tobaccos of the pure^and be^ varieties grown—or if we substituted inferiorgrades of Turkish tobacco.But they wouldn’t be MUR ADS—they’d only beFoxes!Judge for yourself—!Special attention is calledto Murad20s in Tin Hoxes 4 (f tjuHighestCmdeTurkish0