Special Y. M. C. A. Edition Next MondayBatlp ittaroonVol. 19. No. 47. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY, JANUARY 7. 1921. Price 5 CentsVARSITY-MILLIKENBATTLE TOMORROWTO BE STIFF TILT“Little 19” Title Holders BeatIowa and Illinois—GillIs Star CenterMAKOONS HAVE STIFF WEEKC'hicaKo Northwestern ('olleRe 17With hut a week to ro before theConference season opens against theHadRers, Coach StaRR’s Maroons willenRURe the Milliken five in a stiff bat¬tle at Bartlett tomorrow. 'iTTe Milli¬ken quintet is one of the stronRest aR-RreRations in the vicinity, havinR al¬ready shown its worth by tumblinRboth Illinois and Iowa.Tomorrow’s contest will finish aweek of stiff practice in preparationfor the cominR Conference campaiRn,and the Maroons should be in tip topshape to meet the “Little 19” titleholders.(rill Star for MillikenMilliken’s ace is Gill, who plays cen¬ter. Gill is the outstandinR star ofthe five, beinR a wonder at loopinRbaskets from both lonR and shortranRe and from all anRles on the floor.He is also a fast floor man and aclever dribbler, in addition to beinRvaluable on defense. His work islarRely responsible for the success ofthe Milliken team.Coach StaRR will undoubtedly sendhis stronRest team into the fray, andMaroon fans will have ample oppor¬tunity to watch their favorites inaction.Guard Job UncertainCaptain Crisler, who is playinR astronR Rame at back guard, is ex¬pected to guard the Maroon goal inhis usual effective style. It is notcertain who will play the other guard,but on the basis of past work Mc¬Guire may draw the job. Starr is an¬other possibility for duty as he hasbeen displaying some great form oflate.“Death” Halladay will jump at cen¬ter. He has also been doing con¬sistent work and seems to be improv¬ing daily. His floor work and baskettossing is valuable to the Maroon of¬fense while his defensive work is alsonoticeably good.Vollmer Adds BunchVollmer and Birkhoff are the Ma¬roon forwards. Little more need besaid, as this pair is known throughoutthe schools of the Big Ten as the bestscoring duet in the Conference. Withthese two men in the lineup the Ma¬roons offense will be at its best.The return of Vollmer seems to haveinstilled the necessary punch whichwas noticably lacking throughout theearly part of the practice season. In(Continued on Page 2)Indoor Track ProgramOf Five MeetsAnnouncedFive dates are carded on the Ma¬roon track team’s 1921 indoor sched¬ule. Of these five, three are dualmeets, one is the annual Illinois Re¬lay Carnival, and the other is the. Con¬ference championship meet to be heldat Evanston. The dates were an¬nounced yesterday by the AthleticDepartment.As yet no team comparisons canbe made, as the conditioning has notprogressed far enough. The Marooncoaches are awaiting the eligibility re¬ports before they start intensive train¬ing to round the final Chicago teaminto line. In another week the squadwill be going at top speed in prepara¬tion for the Purdue meet.Track Schedule:Feb. 11—Purdue at Chicago.Feb. 26—Michigan at Chicago.Mar. 5—Illinois Relays.Mar. 12—Chicago at Ohio State.Mar. 18-19—Conference at Evans¬ton. Mystery In Story ofSmoke At Women’sDormitoryWhich women’s dormitory is it inwhich smoking is so prevalent thatthe pall of smoke in the lower hallis noticeable to men visitors? Thisis the latest mystery unearthed bySnoop, The Daily Maroon’s star policereporter, who yesterday solved for thereaders of this paper the mystery ofthe limping campus women.Yesterday in a public speakingclass, Frank Hardesty, prominent sen¬ior and member of Kappa Sigma,when called upon to make an extem¬poraneous speech about women’ssmoking, told a personal experiencerecently. He had visited a woman’sdormitory and noticed a distinct smellof smoke in the reception hall. Fur¬thermore, Hardesty went ori to state,he caught a glimpse of a woman run¬ning hastily down a hallway, with atrail of smoke behind her.When interviewed after class as tothe actual location of the incident,Hardesty was reticent and was in¬clined to treat the revelations in ajoking manner and the mystery re¬mains unsolved. Readers with infor¬mation on the subject will be grate¬fully received.FRF^SHMEN GIVE FIRSTDANCE OF NEW YEAR INREYNOLDS CLUB TODAYRecently Appointed Committees toTake Charge; Sell Cla.ss TicketsAt DanceThe class of 1924 will disport itselfthis afternoon at the fir.st social func¬tion of the new year in the form of adance on the second floor of the Rey¬nolds club. It is rumored that the af¬fair will be a wicked one, which willcause the other classes to look to theirlaurels.William Epple, class president, hasannounced the temporary committeeswhich have charge of arrangements.They are as follows: Social, HelenWhitley and Joseph Duggan, chair¬men, Harold Skinner, Irene Hanauer,Alice Northenberg, Edith Bowen, LeonRheinstein, Jack Davis, Dorothy Judd,(Continued on Page 2)Junior Class MeetsToday; Show At 4The Daily Maroon assumes no re¬sponsibility for any part of the Jun¬ior vaudeville. This statement hasbeen made because of the lack ofdefinite information on the subject.Repeated attempts on the part of theultra-inquisitive and unquenchable re¬porter have failed to secure specificdope regarding the program. KenGordon and his gang remain mute andonly they know the nature of thefantasma.That the curtain of the Reynoldsclub theater will rise at 4 today isassured, but as to the rest of the showwe may only theorize. The reporterquestioned Lou Tatge, but he lookedbored and remarkekd, “Six snappyacts; no one is to come handcuffed.”Evidently those present will haveneed to defend themselves It is hopedthat there will be no casualties. Fromvarious pieces of information col¬lected here and there it is learnedthat the climax of the occasion willcome in a “big surprise at the endof the show.”A class meeting has been announcedfor today at 12 in Kent West lectureroom. All juniors have been urgedto be pre.sent, and to bring originalideas and suggestions for the JuniorProm.The program as originally plannedis as follows:Act 1: Hatch and Legs.Act 2: Kayton and Co.Act .1: ,Io and Gin.Act 4: Neff-Redmon-Pierce-FisherQuartette.Act 5: Lu Dooley.Act 6: Leona Fay in “The GardenVariety.” MOZART’S G MINORSYMPHONY WILL BECONCERT FEATURENumbers by Bax and Wagnerand “Lohengrin” PreludeAre Included“SYMPHONIC. POEM” OFFEREDMozart’s Symphony in G Minor willbe the principal number of the con¬cert to be given by the Chicago Syni-I)hony orchestra Tuesday at 4'16 iniMandel hall. Other offerings will boBax’ Symphonic poem, “The Gardenof P''and,” and several of Wagner’sgreatest productions. The program isas follows:Symphony, G Minor(Kochel 550) MozartAllegro moltoAndanteMenuettoFinaleSymphonic Poem, “The Gai’denof Fand,” BaxBacchanale from “Tanhauser”....WagnerPrelude to “Lohengrin.”Ranbow Scene, Rjine Daughters’ La-(Continued on Page 2)Fate of Artie Scottand a Stray DogLadies and gentlemen we presentfor your edification this morning thegable of “Artie and the Bow-wows.”It’s a touching tale.Let’s go:A black and white bow-wow, havinggrown weary of the common-place ex¬istence handed ‘oyt to all dogs exceptthose who live on Lake Shore Drive,set forth yesterday morning in questof a bit of intellectual jollification.He must improve his intellect, but theprocess must be jolly. As he was ac¬customed to city life, he consulted theBureau of Information before settingforth on his search. The man incharge of the bureau was kind to thebow-wow because he wasn’t exactlycertain that he wasn’t the Tribune’sBulldog, and he knew that $50 forkindness wouldn’t come in amiss.With unusual thought and precision,he directed the bow-wow to ArtieScott’s C-16 cla.ss, where he was cer¬tain that intellectual jollification couldbe had.The bow-wow found Artie in themidst of a heated dissertation on theraces of Europe. He seated himselfquietly on the floor and listened at¬tentively. Then, becau.se Artie neg¬lected to mention th canine race, thebow-wow felt injured. A plaintivewhine escaped his lips before he couldsuppress it.Artie, who before had not noticedhis visitor, leaned forward and gazedat the new student.“Where’s your class card?” heasked.“Woof.”“Sorry, but you can’t stay here.”Artie descended from the rostrumwith a determined look on his face.Then he, as the man in Bureau of In¬formation, thought that this might bethe Tribune’s Bulldog in search ofkindness. He stopped and gatheredthe bow-wow in his arms and carriedhim out.But there wasn’t a Tribune reporterin miles.Moral: Kidness pays only whenthere is someone about who can ap¬preciate it.DAILY PROGRAMTODAYSenior dance—3:,30—Ida Noyes.Freshman dance—4—Reynolds club.Junior Vaudeville—4:00—RejTioldsclub theater.International Cosmopolitan clubmeeting—8—Cosmopolitan club house.TOMORROWY. M. C. A. excursion—8:30—a. m.—Y. M. C. A. rooms.Dame’s club—3—Ida Noyes hall. Cobb Hall SleepinessDue to HypnotismCouncil FindsIf you go to sleep in your Cobbhall classes, don’t blame your profes¬sor or your late hours the night be¬fore. You may be all wrong. Youmay simply be hypnotized.Complaints have been made to theUndergraduate council regarding thelighting arrangement in some of theclass rooms in Cobb. It is contendedthat some of the lights hang so lowand are so far forward in the roomthat they shine into the students’ eyesand make them sleepy.Many complaints have been voicedabroad in the past concerning this samesleepiness which has been noticed es¬pecially in Cobb hall, but formerly theblame has been laid on the C. and A.school and the professors of politicaleconomy.Probably not many more days ofsleep remain for the undergraduates,since the matter has been referred toDean Robertson for attention and willbe referred by him to the committeeon lighting. “The use of a brightlight,” said Robertson, “is one of thewell knowm methods of inducing ahypnotic state. There is a light inone of my class rooms which hangsdirectly over my desk but I alwaysturn it out because I am afraid itwould hypnotize me as well as thestudents.”SENIORS BEGIN SOCIALWHIRL EARLY; DANCEIN IDA NOYES TODAYFrequent Happy Affai^ Planned forthe Next 'fnree Montlis by theSocial CommitteeThis afternoon welcomes the firstconcussion in a series of social ex¬plosions by the class of ’21 for thecoming quarter, in the form of adance given at Ida Noyes at 3:30.The event will be informal—decid¬edly so—the big idea being to getevery one in the Senior class ac¬quainted with his class-mates. Thesocial chairman has promised severalunusual features in the dance pro¬gram, which will tend to plant plentyof pep in the affair.Bud Combs and his gang will syn¬copate for the stepping Seniors. Theattendance is expected to be heavyfor the opening event, as it is hopedthat it will provide the momentumnecessary to carry the class throughthe entire program.Pres. McWilliams states that hewishes to extend congratulations tothe social committee on the programwhich has been partially formulated.Among the events which are to takeplace in the near future are a skatingparty, Valentine party and a hard(Continued on Page 2)Chanticleer to AppearOn Campus TuesdayChanticleer will make its initial ap¬pearance on the campus next Tuesdaymorning. A fir.st issue that comparesfavorably with many national publi¬cations and has a number of extremelyworth-while articles, is the statementthat its editors have made regardingthe coming number.Chief in interest is a forceful ar¬ticle by Prof. Dodd on the “Meaningof the Recent Election.” Another ar¬ticle of interest is that by AssociateProf. Wendt of Chemistry, on thedevelopment of science, and anotheron the development of the drama, byJohn Gunther, is said to be particu¬larly stimulating. The issue will .sellfor twenty cents.Sophomore Picture Taken TodaySophomores will mwt today at12 on the steps of Haskell to havetheir picture taken for (he ('apand Gown. MEDICAL COLLEGECONGESTION KEEPS100 STUDENTS OUTFacilities of Graduate SchoolInadequate for NumberDesiring EntranceONLY 30 ADMITTED IN APRILThe facilities of the UniversityMedical school are so overtaxed thatindications point to the probabilitythat this year approximately 100 stu¬dents who have finished their pre¬medical work will be denied admis¬sion into the medical school. Thesame overcrowded condition has ex¬isted for the past few years, but thesituation this year has caused a con¬gestion which can only be remediedby the building of the new medicalschool or by drastic efforts on thepart of authorities to enlarge presentfacilities.Only 100 students are admitted tothe Medical school each year. Aboutthirty will be admitted this April andseventy next October. It is said thatalready twice that number have ap¬plied for admission.First Choice to GraduatesThis means that many undergradu¬ates with the required number of ma¬jors and the required average cannotbe admitted. First choice is given tograduate students. If any places areleft, undergraduates with the great¬est number of majors and the highestscholarship are considered.“The facilities are such that wecannot admit any more,” stated Prof.Dodson, dean of the Medical school,yesterday. “Until the new hospitaland dispensary are put up, the num¬ber cannot be increased.”The new buildings wrill not be readyfor a number of years. Dean Dodsonsaid.The University officials who havecharge of this phase of the work ofthe Medical school are members of theCommittee on Admissions whichworks as a committee on the Boardof Medical Affairs. A meeting of thisbody is not scheduled until some timelate in the Winter quarter, when thematter will probably be taken up witha view to remedying the presentcrowded conditions.Thrasher Thinks ‘Hello’Week Will Be BigSuccess“Co-operation” is one of the wordsof the motto of the Federation ofUniversity women. This will be thekkey-note of the success of theFriendliness Drive which is to belaunched during the coming “HelloWeek.” Those who have been askedwhat they think of Hello week havebeen enthusiastic and believe the ideaa good one and deserving of success.Assistant Prof. Frederick Thrasher,of the Sociology department, said,when asked for his opinion: “If itis advertised well, and everyone getsthe spirit of it and really co-operates,it ought to be fine. i?tate Univer¬sities have it and there’s no reasonwhy we should not.”“I'hat many students have felt aneed for ‘Hello Week’ is not due tothe lack of friendliness among them,*’stated Miriam Simons, “but to for¬getfulness, or absent-mindedness. Our‘Hello Week’ will be a reminder to allof us.”“Though the slogan of the drive is’Hello’,” said Ruby Warner yesterday.“If you know the name of an ac¬quaintance it should be used too in or¬der to promote individualism. Thisweek should be of lasting effect, andshould not be dropped as soon as itbas passed.”2 THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, JANUARY 7. 1921.Slir 0aily iKarunitThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sundayand Monday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters, by The Daily MaroonCompany,Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices EHis 14Telephone Midway 800Friday, January 7, 1921.CALL A TRAFFIC COPTraffic problems on the campus haveresulted in the fixing of an automo¬bile speed limit for driveways withinthe quadrangles. But the pedestriantraffic situation in Cobb hall remainswithout remedy and is growing every¬day more acute. A student on thestairway yesterday was heard to re¬mark about “the busiest corner in theworld.” Although it may not be thebusiest, certainly it is one of the mostcrow'ded.The Daily Maroon steps forward tomake a suggestion. If one stands atthe foot of the stairway looking up¬ward during the rush between classhours, he sees that the rectangle ofpeople ascending and descending isdivided into two surging triangles.The one at the left with its base atthe bottom of the stairway and itspeak at the top is composed of per¬sons moving upward; the other withits base at the top and its peak atthe bottom, of those moving down¬ward. The cause of this is obvious.The mass of people at the foot areable to command the base of the stair¬way by their superior number, whilethe crowd at the top is able to com¬mand the head. If tlie downcomingstudents are far in excess of those as¬cending, they are able to monopolizealmost the entire stairway.A strong railing down the middleof the stairway, dividing it into re¬spective section for “up” and “down”traffic, should take practically noroom and should alleviate the trouble,even though it could not be expectedto do away entirely with the generalcongestion. Water flows more freelyfrom a cylinder than from a funnelof the same length and cubic con¬tent.Q. E. D.VARSITY-MILLIKEN BATTLETOMORROW TO BE STIFF TILT .MOZART’S G MINOR SYMPHONYWILL BE CONCERT FEATURE(Continued from Page 1)ment and Entrance of the Gods intoV’alhalla, from the “Rheingold.”The Symphony in G Minor is oneof thx-ee which now remain in modernconcert repertory. Like its counter¬part in G Minor which is no longerplayed it is characterized by a pas¬sionate and sensuous melancholy.These four movements, the first rapidand agitated and treating with deli¬cate touch the central theme of thework, the second in sonato form giv¬ing further development to the flut¬tering figures of the first movement,the third contrasting strongly withthe character of the earlier parts, andthe fourth a rapid passionate returnto opening passages.Bax’ “Garden of Fand” has for itsmotif an ancient Irish saga. Baxgained his musical training at theRoyal Academy of Music, in London,which he entered in 1900 as a pupilof Frederic Corder.In ox’der to understand at least thetitle—if not the program—of Bax’scomposition .which is played on thisoccasion for the first time, it will bexiecessary at this place to state thatFand is the xxame of the heroine ofthe ancient Ix'ish saga “The Sickbedof Cuchullin.” Cuchullin, the Achillesof the ancient Irish, is a warrior ofgreat prowess who, after a year’ssickness, is lui’ed from the world ofbattles and brave deeds by Fand, wifeof Manannan, the Sea God.In the hour of his country’s bitterneed Cuchullixi forgets duty and allelse save the enchaxxtments of an im-mox tal woman. But Emei’, Cuchullin’swife, follows the warrior to strivewith the goddess for his love—stx’ivessuccessfully; for Fand takes pity uponEmer and renounces her moi'tal love,and Manannan, the Sea God, shakeshis Cloak of Forgetfulness hetweexiCuchullixi and Fand, so that each isutterly blotted out in the memories ofboth.Wagner’s Bacchanale from “Tan-hauser” has a x’omantic history. In1860 Napoleon III at the instigationof the Px’incess Mettei’nich gave or¬ders that Wagner present his opera“Tanhauser.” Wagner revised it andpi-esented it with an unequalled mag¬nificence M'ith the generous assistanceof the Emporer. Dramatic Club TryoutsTo Be Held Next WeekWinter quarter tryouts for the Ura-niatic club will be held on Thursdayand P’riday of next week, accordingto a decision reached at a meeting ofthat ox'ganization yestex’day afternoon.More definite announcement concern¬ing the tryouts will be made later.It was also decided to present thewinter play of the club some time be¬tween Feb. 27 and March 16. Theplay committee is to meet next Mon¬day to choose a play for pi’esentation,and will he glad to x'ceeive sugges¬tions on the subject before that time.It is px'obahle, in accordance withthe usual policy of the club, its mid¬year production will he of a moi’opopular type than was the autumnprogx’ani..M E.M BERSIIII* C A .M I* AIG NOPENS 1921 CLUB SEASON’(Quarterly Dues Figure Two Cents aDay, Says Harry EnglishWinter membership campaign op¬erations are opening the season at theReynolds club.While exact statistics are not yetavailable, the situation is consitlei'edgenerally satisfactory by oflicials ofthe club. Last quarter’s ixieixibei’sare showing unusual promptness inI)aying their Winter dues, and manyof the entering freshmen men arejointing.“Membership in the Reynolds clubis an excellent proposition financially,as well as socially,” said Harry Eng¬lish, manager, in an interview. “Thequartex’ly dues figures out at abouttwo cents a day—less than the priceof the evening papers which, togetherwith 52 other periodicals, ax’C to hefound in our libx’ary and loungingrooixi. New students are invited andurged to visit and join the club dur¬ing the first two weeks of the quax’ter.After that time someone will be onduty at the door, and only memberswill bo admitted.”“Chuck” Redmon, Reynolds clubtreasux-er, adds that* he expects thisquarter to be the biggest in the his¬tory of the organization.An extra smoker has been addedto the Winter social program; which,as tentatively di’awn up, includes twodances, an exhibition billiard match,a bowling toux’nament, three smokers,and a pool and billiard toin’nament. University Text BooksNew and Second HandStudent SuppliesStationery and Gymnasium SuppliesWoodworth’s University Book Storel.'Hl E. .57th St., 2 Blocks East of Reynolds cliih and (iyniiiasiumOpen EveningsWe Buy and Sell Books of All KindsTypewriters to RentFountain PensLeather Brief Cases University StationeryUniversity .lewelry'I’he Best of the New BiaxksTHAOE MARKOUR STlDIOSOUR REI*UT.\T10NOl'R RESOURCESOUR REFERENT ES Hundreds of young menand women have made theirway through college by de¬voting their spare time to apleasant and profitable oc-cupaticHi, such as we haveto offer. YOU can makewith ns $35.00 to $75.00 aweek. Call or write us forfurther information.— AliE NATIONALLY KNOWNthrough the “Satuiday Evening Post”and other advei’tising mediums.— Thirty-two years business integritywithout ().\E disappoitxted custonxer.—$1()(),()()().00.— Wa.shiiigton Pjuk Nat’l Bk., Chicago.FoKUiiau I'lo.sk Bk. (io., Chicago.Nat”. Bk. of Com., Providetue, li. I.Let us turn your spare time into protitahle occupation. If,Vou know anyone who needs an ad<litional income refer them tous.(Continued from Page 1)his first game, against Armour Tues¬day, Vollmer displayed his old cun¬ning at ringing up short shots bysinking five ringers in the second half.The Maroon-Milliken battle willstart tomorrow at 8 in Bartlett gym¬nasium. Athletic books will be hon¬ored at the gate, while the admissionfor those not holding “C” books willbe fifty cents.FRESHMEN GIVE FIRST DANCEOF NEW YEAR IN CLUB TODAY(Continued from Page 1)and Henry Holsman. Reception, Mar¬garet Schroeder and Willard Bal-hatchet, chairmen, Catherine Green,Glenn Mapes, Virginia Reber, Theo¬dore Burmur, .Tune Reddick, PatCombs, Kenneth Oliver, and RobertMoore.Comxxxittees Report TodayEntertainment, Helen Robbins,chairman, Helen W’ells, Esther Cava¬naugh, Lowry Holt and Justin Web¬ster. Publicity, Carmel Hayes andArthur Cody, chairmen, James Brunot,Annalura Baird, Esther Barnard, Her¬bert Ilessler, James Slifer, Boh Ack¬ley, William Black, Margaret Drueck,and Helen Sisson.These committees are to report atthe Reynolds club not later than 3:45this afternoon.(Jass tickets, which will be neces¬sary for admittance, may he pur¬chased at the floor. The Junior classwill probably not come to the Fresh¬man dance xis they were exepocted todo, because they will toss a dance oftheir own after the vaudeville. SPANISH PROF. GIVES TALKN'ictor Andre.s Belaunde Lecture.s onSouth AmericaVictor Andres Belaunde, professorof International Law and Political Sci¬ence at the University of San Marcos,Lima, Peru, lectured at the Univer¬sity yesterday on South AmericanProblems.Prof. Belaunde is a member of theoldest university in either North orSouth America, the University of SanMarcos having been founded byCharles V of Spain. It is at least 100years older than Haxwax’d, the oldestof North American universities.Prof. Belaunde has had a reixiark-able diplomatic and academic career,being at one time Peruvian ministerto Bolivia and having served on manyof the Peruvian commissions to theEuropean confex’onces. He is one ofthe most brilliant and interesting ofthe men who have visited the Univei*-sity in a long tiixic, it is said.SENIORS BEGIN SOCIAL WHIRLEARLY; DANCE IN IDA NOYES(Continued from Page 1)times extravaganza, all of whichpromise to fui’ther the much hopedfor class spirit.At a meeting of the executive coun¬cil Wednesday night several mattersof general importance were broughtup. Among other things the clas.sdues wci’e decided upon, convocationorder discussed, and definite planswei'e made for the filling in of theremainder of the social calendar.Pay Cominisriion.s 'Fomorrow mmwiThe Corn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital, $5,000,000Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000Is the Largest National Bank in theUNITED STATESWith a Savings DepartmentUnder Fedreal SupervisionN. W. Cor. La Salle and Adams Sts.Bring Your Savings To UsOpen Saturday Even'gs until 8 o’clockCOWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats, Caps andNeckwearBILLIARDSCIGARS—CIGARETTES—PIPESSoutheast corner ,5.5th and Ellis Ave.McADAMS FLORISTJ. La Grotta, Prop.IPhone orders from studentsgiven prompt attentionCorner 53rd & Kimbark Av.tilee Club Meets MondayThe Men’s Glee club will hold itsfirst meeting Monday at 4:45 in Mr.Steven’s stuflio, Mitchell Tower. Allmembers have been notified to attend. Commissions for subscriptions tothe Cap and Gown must be collectedbefore tomorrow noon. No salesmenwill he remunerated after that time.A member of the business staff willhe in the office, in Ellis 14 this after¬noon and tomorrow morning. Phones: Midw'ay 9559Hyde Park 1 8 COLUMBIA MEDALLION STUDIOS6618 Cottage Grove Ave. CHICAGO, ILLINOISMMMm. mmjm mmmm aDO YOUKNOWTHATThe Daily MaroonPrints What You ShouldKNOW 5^IIfeppISUBSCRIBE NOWTHE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. JANUARY 7. 1921.‘THE BAT’ l*U()F. HOYT TO ADDRESS(;KADIIATE WOMEN’S CLUB“The Bat” at the Princess Theateris, to quote last year’s John AndersonFollies, a tjood place to go for thril-lage. The imagination of Mary Rob¬erts Rinehart, fecund in crime com¬plications, made exactly the right al¬liance with Avery Hopwood’s senseof the treater; the result is a mysteryplay of an absolutely first-rate order,with nothing illogical or badly plannedin it,—arfd a play which, moreover,is accurately judged to make the as¬sault upon your spinal column. Itsemotional effect is sometimes to benoticed in the hysteria of a femaleor two in the audience; but in gen¬eral it exacts the best tribute of goodtheater—a hushed and tense audience.It is of the stuff of great popularsuccesses; and once you grant thechief assumption, that a mystery playas such is worth an evening, there isno reason why it should not go onrecord as a masterpiece of its kind.As for the acting, there are manylittle things which might be better.On the whole it is very competentlydone. The detective acts a bitidently,and there is a lack of reticence in thehousemaid’s comedy; the hero mightread his lines less in the manner ofthe water that came down at Lodore;and Miss (lilda Leary, the young lady,might have toned down a bit in oneor two scenes. The best acting in thecast is that of Mrs. Collier - LizzieHudson Collier, who has been on thestage for many decades, and knowshow to read her lines with an ef¬fectiveness not often to be encoun¬tered. Mrs. Collier it was who gaveauthor and manager nervous prostra-ti<>n on the first night by her unfor¬tunate illness. She played the roleunder great difficulty, substituting(so Mr. llojiwood told me) many linesof her own for the more difficult oneshe had written; her particular va¬riety of neuritis had played tricks withher tongue, and she was unable topronounce any of the voiced conso¬nants. By the third night the im¬pediment in her speech was hardlynoticeable, and her performanceemerged as a thoroughly competentand stagewise piece of acting. Hercomplete control of the situation whenher unexpected illness attacked herduring the first performance was aninteresting exposition of stage intel¬ligence. She cut and substituted linesas she came to them in a way whichwould, Mr. Ilopwood said, have madehim lose his mind if she had not dem¬onstrated such cool-headed braininessabout the whole thing. For everywork which her tongue could not twistaround, she substituted a pronounce¬able synonym; and although the strainon the others connected with the pro¬duction must have been terrific, shegot through with flying colors. All ofwhich proves that an actress of ex¬perience is worth two in the bush.J. V. S. The Graduate Women’s club Avillhold the initial tea of the Winter quar¬ter today from 4 to 6 in the Alumnaerooms of Ida Noyes hall.Prof. Hoyt of the Bureau of Rec¬ords will speak on a subject center¬ing about vocational opportunities forw’omen who are prepared to teach orgo into some line of educational work.In addition to this, there will be abusiness meeting at which it is im¬portant that members be present, andthe program for the quarter will beannounced.ANNOl N( E I N 1VERSITYPREACHERS FOR JANUARY GLENWAY WESCOTT LECTURESF'ormer President of Poetry ClubAddresses Open MeetingFor January the University preach¬ers at the University have been an¬nounced, as follows:On Jan. 9 and 16 Bishop WilliamFraser McDowell, of Washington, D.C., will be the University preacher;on Jan. 2.‘J, Dr. James E. Freeman,of St. Marks Church, Minneapolis,Minn.; and on .Ian. JO, Dr. James Wel¬lington Hoag, of the Woodward Ave¬nue Baptist Church, Detroit, Mich.BERNARD FORBES, IRISH PEER,TALKS WITH PRES. .lUDSONBernard Hastings Forbes, the Earlof (irannard, Ireland, visited the Uni¬versity yesterday at noon. He wasbrought to the University by WatsonBlair for a flying visit, and, aftercalling on President Judson, wasshown about the campus.The Earl of Grannard is a dis¬tinguished Irish Peer. He is an of¬ficer in the British .Army and madea distinguished record in the war. Glenway Wescott, former presidentof the Poetry club, who has recentlyreturned from New Mexico, talked on“The Mechanics of Mysticisms,” at anopen meeting of the club Wednesday.'After the lecture, he read some of the Ipoems of Arthur Winter, a member ■of the club, Wallace Stevens’ “Sunday iMorning,” and poems from his own'book, “The Bitterns.” Wescott wasa student in the Colleges of Arts, Lit- ierature and Science from 1917 to1919. I({uads Announce Pledging j The Young Peoples^ Church Club of Hyde Park5600 Wood lawn Ave.•Sunday, Jan. 9, 7 P. M. Special:, Return of Parties to the Homes ofMembers.Friday, Jan. 14, 9 P. M. Informal Dance. Shotwell Hall. Harvey or¬chestra. $1.50 per couple.The Quadranglers announce thepledging of Elizabeth Elwood of Jo¬liet, Ill.Bridge Finals PostponedInterfraternity Bridge Tournamentfinals, which were scheduled for the |holidays, have been temporarily post- 'poned, it was announced yesterday byGordon McCracken, chairman of the |committee in charge. Sigma Chi and ,Deke will play three sittings to de¬cide the championship as soon as thenecessary arrangements can he made,probably sometime next week.Student Pickets for Concert.\rt Club to Meet.An important meeting of the Artclub will be held Monday afternoon,•Ian. 10th, in the Studio, Room 400,Emmons Blaine hall.Subscribe for The Maroon !UiuiblauntG[rust att^^aitiutja lankflirmlirr .Vrhrral VriirriirITImiMamii Aitemirut IJ’ixtii-tliirh I?*!.NrurpHt ^auk tu tbrUuturniitit nf (Ehtraunmmm Black Bonnet to Meet TodayBlack Bonnet will hold an importantmeeting today at noon in Ida Noyeshall. Plans for the coming social sea¬son of the club will be arranged. .Allmembers are urged to attend.Cheer Leader to Be NamedThe new cheer leader will be an¬nounced at the Federation Sing to beheld next Wednesday, Jan. 12. Special rate tickets are available •for the faculty and students of theUniversity for a concert to be given.Monday at 8:15, at Orchestra hall, byFrances Alsa, soprano, and CharlesIlackett, tenor, both of the Metropol¬itan Opera Company. The tickets is¬sued under this arrangement forninety cents, will be the regular tick- jets now .selling at the box office for$1.65, and $2.20. Those wishing to Iavail themselves of this special oft'ershould apply today at ll.A Cobb hall.'DR. CLAIR IL PRITCHARDOptistFlyes Examined, Glass Prescribedand FittedFor .Ap|>ointment Phone Fairfax 1514.Residence Phone, Englewood 191.3Oflice Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.Suite 1, 1157 E. 6.3rd Street,at I’niversity Ave. Anyone who likes youwill like—Give this striking box, embossed with your sealand bound with your colors. Chocolates so goodthat they are worthy of the honor—and vour card.For Sale byUniversity of Chicago Bookstore, 5802 Ellis Ave.Blacksione Pharmacy, 1438 Ec 57th St.Al. Nordiiiig, 933 E. 55th St.McAnany & 1 innegan, 1201 E. 55th St.Drexel Pharmacy, 933 E. 55th St.Walgreens, 55th <Sl CortiellWalgreens, 871 E. 63rd St.Prenderg.Yst & Keelrey, 1201 E. 63rd St.Amphlett Karmsen, 63rd & Stony Island Ave.Miller Drug Store, 1334 E. 63rd St.University Pharmacy, 6059 Ellis .Ave..MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1214 E. 55th St 1155 E. 6.3rd St.Midway .3081 Hyde Park 2643After the DanceSS.rR ^N OEH1466 EAST 53rd STREETFLO D’GLO BEAUTY SJIOPWater Waving and Marcelling aSpecialtyShoes Shined hy Colored MaidAttendantPel. Hyde Park 11801451 EAST 57TH STREETTry Ournor FUDGE SUNDAESandDELICIOUS SANDWICHESAlways Ready—No WaitingOur Cream is the best money can buyUNIVERSITY PHARMACYA. .1. Kiienster, Proprietor1321 East Fifty-Seventh St.Telephone Hyde Park .3.31 Your Parentshave invested thousands of dol¬lars in you already and are in¬creasing that investment dailyright now to complete your edu¬cation so that you may beequipped in a manner that willassure your success in life.PROTECT THEMagainst the loss of their invest-•ment in you by your prematuredeath before you have realizedon the investment.INSURE YOUR LIFEADDRESS OR PHONEC. C. WHITEHILL30 N. La Salle Cent. 5507(TKTwiWMiMiWn'iRlia’IalfWilK’! WE TEACH ALLDANCINGCORRECTLY AND QUICKLY ATSheetiy’.s Midway Schoolof Dancing62nt! St. and Cottage Grove Ave.Open 10 a. m. to 10 p. m.Phone Wentworth 230MISS JOSEPHINE KELLEHERTHOS. M. SHEEHYLUCIA HENDERSHOTPrivate Dancing LessonsIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the waltz,one-step and forx-trot.Special Class Mon. Eves.1311 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 2314STANLEY KOPILOFF,Teacher of Classical Dancing’Phone Blackstone 84175708 STONY ISLAND AVE. Subscription rates to theMAROONWinter Quarter$1.50£)e/. or Mailed Winter and Spring Quarters$2.25Del. or Mailed$2.00 $3.00Business Office: Ellis 14vmMmwwMLDAMCIISJGCALUMET HALL6.3RI) AND STONY ISLAND AVE.TUESDAYS and SATURDAYSUNDER MANAGEMENTUlIICAGO’S BEST DANCE MUSIC % WOODLAWN TEMPLE6ITH AND IJMVEUSITY AVENUETHURSDAYS and SATURDAYSTERESA DOLANGOOD FLOOR4 THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. JANUARY 7. 1921.False FacesIf a young lady borrows mamma’srouge,She should not have the least objec¬tion;If some observing person remarks,“That girl has her mother’s com¬plexion.’’“Chaperones for Junior Show' Es¬sential But Not Necessary.’’—Headline in the Maroon.That’s usually the case.Did you know that “water runsaway more quickly from hilly landthan from level land”? This is onlyone of the amazing facts that are con¬tained in the Geography text books.Ain’t science wonderful?V. K. W.We’ll bite. Is it?Now' that the mystery of the jerkywalk charactertistic of co-eds fromOak Park is solved, our solution thatit might have been caused by acornsthat had lodged in ♦^'eir shoes is com-rVte’y shot.An artist needs not to repentWhen all his coin is spent or lent.Because he knows where e’re he goesFolks blame it on his temperament.This above spasm is dedicated with¬out ceremony to Henry Hardy, knownto readers of the Phoenix as “Henri.”Catherine Longwell announces cas¬ually that the old adage to the effectthat nothing on the stage is real can¬not be used in connection with motionpictures.Rumor has it that Bill Gleason willopen his winter social season with aseries of afternoon teas at Harper.Make your reservations early.If you dance on Sunday, you areoutside of the law, according to a pos¬ter on the I. C.Won’t be long before we’ll have topurchase artificial respiration on Sun¬day to keep from being arrested forbreathing.SCOOP.ALUMNUS HEAD OF CLARK UWallace Atwood, ’97, Elected Presi¬dent of CollegeAnnouncement has been made of theappointment of Wallace Walter At¬wood as president of Clark university,Worcester, Mass. The inaugurationwill take place Feb. 1, 1921.Wallace Atwood received both hisbachelor’s and doctor’s degrees at thaUniversity. He received his B, S. in1897 and in 1903 was awarded a Ph.D. in Geology. In 1913 he was madeProfessor of Physiography at Har¬vard university.During his University career ‘^Walt”Atwood was very active in getting upthe Celestial Sphere which is now inLincoln Park.INTERCOLLEtHATE WOMENTO HAVE CANDY PULLAll women at the University whohave previously attended other uni¬versities are invited to attend a candypull given in Ida Noyes Sun parlorMonday afternoon from 4 to 6. Theparty is to be given by the Intercol¬legiate committee of the Y. W. C. A.“We hope that all intercollegiate wom¬en will come to the party,” said LouiseHarsha, chairman of the committee.“Many women who have been to othereolleges have found this campus to bean unfriendly one and we are hopingthat all these may be brought to¬gether by the committee and find thatth*’ campus is not so unfriendly afterall.”A theater party to .see “Irene” isalso being planned by this committeefor next Saturday afternoon. All in¬tercollegiate women who wish to gohave been asked to sign up at theY, W. C. A. office immediately. DEBATERS MEET PURPLE HEREAM) IN EVANSTON SOONNo Decision Is to Be Rendered—.\udience to Vote to Decide Winner“Resolved that a ParliamentaryForm of Government Should BeAdopted in. the United State,” is thesubject of the first debate of the Cen¬tral Debating League this quarter, totake place the third Friday of thismonth, Jan. 21.The University affirmative team willmeet the Northwestern debaters in.Mandel hall at 8, while, simultane¬ously, the Maroon negative arguerswill battle the Evanston supporters ofthe resolve on their home grounds.L’nlike former debates, no decisionis to be rendertnl at the conclusion ofthe arguments. This innovation is forthe furtherence of interest in the dis¬cussion of the question by the teammembers, rather than to have themtoo strongly beset by the desire ofwinning the decision.At any time during the debate thosein the audience are privileged to ques¬tion the speaker, and immediately fol¬lowing the arguments there will bea public discussion of the subject, ledby the team members. In conclusionthe audience will vote to decide thewinner.This plan of conducting debates hasbeen adopted by the majority of theimportant colleges of the Middle West,including Ohio, Illinois, Minnesota andlow'a, and has proved itself successful.The Chicago Debating Coach is Wil-liard Atkins. The team captains andtheir assistants are listed below:Affirmative team—Harold Laswell,Capt., John Ladner and Alex Hillman.Negative team—Royal Montgom¬ery, Capt., Robert Sterman and Je¬rome Hall.Phi Beta Delta Gives DancePhi Beta Delta will give a dancefrom 8 to 11:30 Saturday night inIda Noyes theater.HARPERHarp«r Ave. at 53d St.—Mat. DailyExclusive Hyde Park ShowingFriday, Jan. 7th1). W. GRIFFITH’S“THE LOVE FLOWER”Saturday, Jan. 8th“MILESTONES”With An .Ml Star CastSunday, Jan. 9thMAE MARSH in“THE LITTLE FRAU) LADY”CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Black leather notebook, looseleaf, in E. 31 during term exams.Return to Lost and Found.FOR SALE—Remington 10 type¬writer. Used only few months bystudent. Excellent condition. PhoneHyde Park 2026.BLUE BOTTLE CLUB—Come ye, allPledges, to the Party at 4:30, onTuesday, Jan. 11., in Ida NoyesTheater. Bring ye Stunts, singlyor in groups, and win your Pins.There will be stunts, games, cocoa,cookies. Come ye, all Pledges.EXPERIENCED TYPIST desires todo copy work. Telephone Oakland.')417, or write to Mias Isabel Hart.3963 Ellis Ave.LOST—Delta Chi Pin on Campus.F’inder please return to Sabra Jones,6533 Greenwood Ave. Reward tofinder. MELODYI’ll .say!RYTHMOh Boy!The InimitableSOUTHERN CLUBRAZZBERRY FIVEA Giner Jazz BandArst Ranstead, Hyde Park 2703 *V'/ib'Y twwmmmMERIT CAFETERIA1101 E. 63rd St., Corner GreenwoodConvenient to the UniversityYou see your food before orderingA large variety of vegetables andmeatHome cooking our specialtyHome made PastrytV'/ tV'/' iV'i »VY hV'i kV'Tel. Midway 7410.DAVID J. BOGIEDirector ofSWEDISH MEDICAL GYMNASTICSand MASSAGEGraduate of Stockholm, Sweden1.504 EAST .53RD STREETCor. Harper Ave.Best of References— Hours—Dr. A. J. Ochsner 2-4 7-8 P. M.mmmmmwjmmi BOOKS!Second-hand and New. Over 1,000,000 in stock onevery conceivable subject. 40,000 volumes on Theology,Religion and Social Questions. Other departments:Literature, Medicine, Philosophy, Music, Dramatic, Art,Rare, Foreign. Books sent on approval. Send for Cata¬logue 58, (post free) mentioning requirements or interests.W. and G. FOYLE, Ltd.121-5 Charing Cross Road LONDON, ENG.Read The Daily Maroon for all the Campus NewsUNIVERSITY STATE BANK1354 EAST nFTY-FlFTH STREET“Corner Ridgewood”Nearest Bank to the UniversityVPublished inthe interest of Elec¬trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what*ever helps theIndustry. “Some college menwould call me a failure”“¥ CiOT through in 1914,and I’m not president^ of my company yet,” confes.sed the old jifrad.“\Vc have a president, and what’s more heseems pretty healthy.“Now I see that I was expecting thinjrs tohappen too quickly. Ambition is riijht andproper, but a man can't rjualify as Ihiss of thewliole works till he gets a grijron the tliousandand one details of his business. And that takestime, liard licks and maybe some hard knocks.“But all this is nothinir to downheartedov’er. Vou’ll come throuj^h the.se early years oftrainin^T all ri^rht, as 1 did, if you have pickedthe ri^rht work and arc in it heart and soul.“At that, we eri^rineers are lucky. If youdon’t believe it ask any lawyer or doctor W’hathis first five years were like.“'riiat's the way I reasoned it out, and Idecided to stick. I had chosen engineering notas a makeshift job, hut us a life work that anyman could be jiroud of. .And if you can judgethe future of this profession by its past andpresent, here’s a game that is certainly worththe candle.“So, while we are learning the ropes in ourtwenties let’s keep an eye to our thirties andforties and fifties, when—if we've learned wellenougli—we will get our chance at the bigproblems we’d like to tackle now. “’I he electrical industry needs men who cansee far and think straight.About the time that Marconi was firstsetting himself talked about in America^groups of college men were starting at thebottom with this Company. I'odaynianyof these are its officials and executives. /