'�. '.:� '. .. �: ,;�,�,,::,:::,�.::� ?;:,�: l��,�,:�:,;:,(t-� .. ==r :'!:!if:o{": �.�,� ',;::- ": � :-'�.:. �.: ::; .•.. '.-,\'1 \..... •��'\ '1J '�Vol. 18. No. 121. ,at aroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MAY 26, 1920 Price Five CentsCONFERENCE TENNISBEGINS TOMORROWON VARSITY CAMPUSBattles for the tennis supremacy ofthe Middle West begin here tomor­row when the crack teams meet in thefirst matches of the Conference tour­nament. All the stars' of the Big Tenwill be assembled at the Universitycourts for the three day tournament.The preliminaries and semi-finalswill be run off tomorrow and Fridayand the finals of both singles and dou­bles will be held Saturday, the dou­bles being played in the morning andthe singles in the afternoon.Maroon Team StrongThe Maroons have a strong aggre­ption of net stars and should putin a strong bid for the title. Capt.Pike, Vories, Jamieson and Segal willbe the Maroon entries, unless Dr.Reed decides to enter a six man team,in which event Gold and Hazzard willplay. If six men are entered two willplay both singles and doubles, twowill play singles alone, and two willplay doubles alone.Capt. Pike, who was Conferencechampion in 1918, has an opportunity(Continued on page 3)SENIOR WOMEN WIN FIRSTOF. FINAl. BASEBALL GAllESUpperclass Tea .. Victors in CloseContest Monday-Miss Dridley En­tertains PlayersJunior-Se�lior baseball teams played,the first 'of the series of three finalga�es Monday, resulting in a Yictol'J'for �e Senior college women, 33-27.Senior College Line-upEleanor Atkins, short stopKatherine Howe, left field.Edna Cooper, third base ..Geneva Watson, pitcher.Katherine Clark, first base,Phyllis Taylor, left field.Belen Fortune, center field.Marga�t Taylor, short stop.Eleanor Gronan, second bAse.Josephine Strode, catcher.Junior College LineupJanet Walker, short stop.Gertrude. Bissell, fi�t' base.Louise Mayer, eatchee,Elsie Gullander, second hue.Alice Hull, center field.Katherine GoOdhue, left fieldGertrude Byrne, short-stop.Polly Lerch, third base.Lacy Neill, right field.Valeska Pfeiffer, �itcher.Mr. Hoffer, umpire.Miss Dudley of the athletic depart­ment entertained the members of bothteams at a dinner in Ida ON oyes sunparlor :Monday night. It was an­nounced that the second game of theseries will be played on June 2 andthe last game on field day, June 8... --------------------------�SENIOR CLASS JEWELRY Seniors Dan c e Friday LEADING REPUBUCANFor Last Time CANDIDATES INVITEDFrom 4-6 TO MOCK CONVENTIONHUGHES. LODGE, MAY PRESIDE expected by those in charge, inas- APPOINTS COMMITTEE OF 1%--- much as Mr. W. Clissold, formerly ---General Wood G V rnor Lo d James �I. Sheldon, '03, has bee.• 0 e wen, song leader of Camp Grant, will lead !'Herbert Hoover and Senator Hiram made chairman of the entire 1920 rethe singing. As an added attractionJohnson, the four leading Republican union. "Jimmie" played on the I8�candidates, have all been invited to the Women's Glee Club will renderchampionship football team and wasattend the G. O. P. Mock Convention. several songs.h captain. in '01 and '02. He is one pfIt is oped that acceptances from Miss Elizabeth Williford, chairman .these four national figures will be re- of the Sing committee, said yester- the few men who has been captailtceived shortly. Negotiations are un- day: UWe urge everyone to comeder way to have ex-Justice Charles early, as all seats were taken at theEvans Hughes, Senator Henry Cabot previous sing. No doubt seats willLodge, Senator Albert J. Beveridge, be at a premium tonight, as Mr.or some other equally prominent Re- Clissold has secured fame as a songpublican, act ac chairman of the cam- leader and the Women's Glee Club hasThis staggering assertion impressedthe new editors of this journal somuch that they immediately dispatch­ed one of the new reporters to findout whether four years of these herequadrangles really does incapacitatestudents for further usefulness.Prexy Beano was interviewed first."Do you dance, Mr. McDonald '!"asked the reporter."Not the latest steps," said Beano,"but I used to be one of the bestin Putnam county at the quadrillesand the polkas."Charlie Higgins 'Was next ap- pus convention.proached. He was asked if he felt ,Each of the aforementioned leaders'the strain of four years in college. in the presidential race has expressedUI should say so," said he. "You through his headquarters deep inter­could knock me over with a feather." est in the University political activi­The reporter left without trying it ties. All of them expect to be inand went to see Happy Nyman. Chicago on June 1, the date of the"Well, racing around in circle campus "blow-out." Consequently itdances has just abou1f ruined the Is confidently hoped that they will behealth of most of the seniors, but present in Mandel hall that night.we'll recover if the shock of receiv- Strenuous efforts are being made toing a diploma doesn't kill us." insure' their attendance.In order that the party Friday aft- Plan Distinguished Leaderernoon from " to 6 in the ReYnoldsclub may not lack youth and spirit,the juniors are to be invited. It ispresumed that they will come. BudCombs and his gang will, make themusic, so to speak.CAlL FOR STUDENTST() WOK. ON FARMsTO MEET FOOl> NEEDDepartment of Agriculture Is­sues Urgent Appeal ForSummer LaborUNIVERSITY BUREAU GIVES AID It is planned to secure one of themost distinguished of the many prom­inent Republican leaders who will bein Chicago at that time to officiateas permanent chairman of tbe G. O.P. Mock Convention. Ex-JusticeHughes, Senators Cabot and Bever­idge, and National Chairman Will S.Hays are some of the names underconsideration for the position.National Republican headquartershave promised to co-operate in thework to make the campus conventiona huge success, and as a result it isexpected that the post ,of chairmanwill be filled that night by a manhigh up in G. O. P. executive circles.Definite announcement of the onechosen will be made later in the week. Last Sing of the QuarterTonight at 7:15In MahdelThe University Federation of Wom­en will give the last Sing of thequarter tonight at 7:15 in Mandelhall. A particularly peppy sing isa surprise in store for us."Preceding the Sing, there will bea dinner for Mr. Clissold and the Singcommittee in Ida Noyes hall.NEARLY ALL TICKETSFOR INTERCLASS HOPSOLD BY COMMfITEEScenery to Be Used in Dec­orating Bartlett For theAnnual DanceLIST OF PATRONS READY SOONVirtually all tickets for the Inter­class hop have been sold, it was saidat a meeting of the' ticket committeeyesterday. A number of features fordecorating Bartlett gymnasium arebeing worked out by the decorationcommittee; of which Chester Guy andCoventry Platt are chairmen."The 'use of scenery is a novelt)fin the way of decorations and shouldimprove the looks of Bartlett consid­erably," Guy said. "In spite of thefact that the cost of the decoratloashas increased more than 60, per centin the last year, we hope to have sumeadded features."Announce Patr4;)ns ShortlyThe Iist, of patrons and patronesseshas almost been completed and willbe ready for publication within thenext few days, Walker Kennedy, jointchairman with Emma MacDonald ofthe reception committee, announcedyesterday.Those who have not bought theirtickets should get them at once fromHenry Pringle in the office of TheDaily Maroon.ZIONIST CLUB MEETS TODA Y-.--John Schaltz Speaks at Last Sessionof the YearThe. Zionist society will hold itslast meeting of the quarter today at4 in Harper MI3. John Schaltz, Ph.D.of the University of Missouri and di­rector of the Chicago Hebrew Insti­tute, will speak on "The Significanceof Jewish Culture.""This is the last and most impor­tant meeting of the quarter," saidMorris, Pickus, president of the so­ciety, "and we want all members andfriends to attend. An important busi­IWSS meeting will be held immediately!vlI"v .. ir...g the address at. which ;'heprogram for next year's activitieswill be discussed and adopted."THE WEATHERFair...... tod.y; tomorrow unsettled;moderate Winds, mostly nertbeast. ·JllVll'.1IE" SHELDON,INDIANA U. COACH,MADE REUNION HEAD. :J}ayed on Famous '99 Football Squad and Was Cap­tain Two Yearsfor two years.Sheldon is a member of Phi :qeltaTheta and belongs to several hOBorary societies. For ten years afterleaving Chicago he was thd "OldMan's rival," coaching the Universityof Indiana's team to one of the Bi«Ten contenders. He then returned ,.Chicago and entered the investmentbusiness with John Burnham &. Co.Sheldon Appoints CommitteeSheldon has· appointed the folIo,..ing committee to work with him: WilIiam H. Lyman, '14, assistant chairman; Margaret Hackett, '11, class organizations· Stacy C. Mosser, '97, reunion dinn;r; L. Brent VaugJap, '�7,early classes; Donald R. Richberg, '01clubs; Roy D. Keehn, '02, and J. �.Keehn, '04, program; �elen Noms,''07, alumnae; Daniel W. FergW!lPn,'09 alumni: S. EdwiR Earle, '11, U�ive�ity sin;; Hays 'McFarland, ex-'IlS,publicity ; Van Meter Ames, '19, la:teralumni; Arline Falkenau, 'Ig, Ja�ralumnae.Pike Appears as Likely Con- A collegn education ages people. Wood, Johnson, Lowden, andtender for Singles Honor That at least seems to be the opin- • Hoover Asked to Attendion of Jean Pickett.In Meet G.O.P. Campus Caucus"The seniors," se said yesterday,"are going to dance next Friday forMAROONS HAVE STRONG TEAM the last time.",An urgent appeal for college mento spend their vacations on farmshas been issued by the Department of PRESIDENT JUDSON TELLSAgriculture. A serious curtailment ABOUT CZECH EXPERIENCESin the production of the country �11play If six emn are entered two will ;Emissary of Czechoslovak Govern-the non-producers devote time to farm .eDt Recounts Facts Concerningwork A considerable number of col- Bollemian National University, lege men have already enrolled.According to reports received fromthe Department of Agriculture, the President Judson spoke last Fridaypresent supply of hired farm labor is' at the second annual banquet of the16 per cent less than last year and Czech dub, held in Ida Noyes hall.approximately 72 per cent of the nor- He related a few experiences withmal supply. "In consequence, the Czechs on his trips thru Czech�Sl�food supply may be measurably re- vania and told of his personal ae­dueed unless assistance is given. If quaintance with Professor Masaryk,within the Ilext fortnight the busi- now president of the new Republic.ness men and students of the country He gave as one of the reasons for thewill declare their readiness to aid dur- loyalty of the Bohemian-Americans ining the coming summer, farmers will the present war the similarity of thebe more likely to make normal plant- ideals of the two nations.ings," said Edward T. Meredith, sec- The second speaker, Dr. Moch, sentretary of agruculture, in an appeal to here by the Czecho-Slovak govern-President Judson. ment to aid in organizing research inUniversity Bureau Aid� dental surgery at Prague, told someStudents who are anxious to ob- Interesting facts about the Bohemiantain additional information or apply national university, and expressed thefor jobs can do so by applying at the appreciation of the Czechs for theemployment bureau in the Press build- encouragement given their cause byJune 1 is the last day on whiching. Application blanks are being President Judson.orders for Senior class jewelry canbe placed, accordin� to Edgar Read- supplied to persons interested and The president of the club, Mr. Ottoing, chairman of the committee. .ncn can specify the district to which C. Pine, gave a brief history of the" ... hed:" .. 1: 1". thev wish to hP. �ent: organization, and several members;;:m'�" to""'2 �:l tha�" d�="orJl�;' I' I- talked on topics of interest to the stu-, ca1lin� Hyde Park 6500 at DOOII or . Must Complete Semi-FiDa18 dents. The success of the affair, fromHyde Park 8 at night The jewelry' Campus club tennis tourney semi- the first course at dinner to the lastwill also be ready for distrib.tion finals must be completed by Friday. dance, Mr. Pinc attributes to the un­on that date. The medals are now on display in tiring efforts of the program commit-the Bookstore 'WIndow. tee. Y. W. C. A. PASSES FAITHBASIS OF MEMBEIlS�Women's Organization Meets T�yfor Last Time at ":30 in Ida N�YesHall-Vote on New Amend.eaLThe proposition to make me�ber­ship in the Y. W. C. A. on a personalfaith basis has been passed upon by avote of 243 to 400 and the change. iDthe constitution has been drafted ac­cordingly. ne new amendment willbe voted on today. The Y. W. C. A.will met for the last time t.daJ' at4 :30 in the theater of Ida Noyes laall."We need a majority of the lIiem­bers to ratify the new amendment,"said Kate Smith, president of theY. W;,. C. A. "Those who sip theconstitution at the meeting will belooked upon as charter members ofthe organization in its new fora.",Counsellor Drive Ends SooaThe Upper Class Counsellor Driftwill end Friday. Solicitors have beeJlasked to tum in their pledges by theend of this week. Dean LiIlB wiDspeak in chapel today on the driTe,and Lydia Hinckley will talk tomor­row."We are quite satisfied with theprogress already made," said DamarisAmes, chairman of the campaign.uUniversity women seem to realizethe loneliness and helplessness of theincoming women. We hope those whohave not already signed up will doso at once."NU PI SIGMAThe fol1owinl! WArn .. n !)f thePi Sigma yesterday:Ellen Gleason, Marion MN.or,Wilma �Ientzer, Kate Smith, Fa.­nie Templeton, Enid Townley alldRuby Womer.-- �.-------:----_- ;.-;-:: -� -�:'":" -::';:�o:;."\,;r�: �,' r, ,.-: �,��--:::-�.���:.�.�Y�>�;><.,:.:,�.: ..pi�:",h-;��::.t,.,\,:,;��;".:.�;-;";,.�,,.-, -. �".�;:1::' �'�.i'l\";".:��;,t;�l:·.,,;?:·::;-�V-· .:.: �.:;;:_, ... h "�.':':-.� ,.., , •• :.:)/.�. ��." ... , ..2 TI-lE DAD... Y MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 26, 1920Those inaccessible persons who fallinto that group known by the awe­inspiring title of "faculty", accordingtc rumor, are human beings with feel­ings, likes and dislikes. Startling asthe statement may seem, we believeit to be true. The faculty man likesWednesday, May 26, 1920 to be considered just as other peopledo. He may be an �ppressive, tyran­ical sort of being, in the eyes of thestudent body; he may pile up assign­ments; he may demand volumes of es-We are perhaps more acutely aware says and papers from the students ingf the fact that a new staff has been his classes; he may do all the thingselected on The Daily Maroon than is which class him as an instructor whothe campus at large. Because of this has no sympathy for his classes, butfact, we take the liberty of writing it is safe to say that if he does alla personal editorial as our first ven- those things he puts more into theture and beg the indulgence of the heads of his students and does morecampus for it The thrill of viewing for them than the instructor who letsthe great number of these columns the student loaf along at his own con­which we shall have to fill in the venience.year to come is almost overbalancedby the dread of the resp'onsibilitywhich the work carries with it.Standing on the threshhold of a newyear for the University and the Ma­roon, we cannot help but be consciousof the great illusion of what it willbring forth. Almost every editor ashe leaves his office at the end of the)ear has expressed his disillusionment."You can't reform the world from theMaroon desk; these professors knowabout ten times as much as you doon eVery question you can write about;the idea is to write as much as pos­sible and say as little as possib1e"­thus speak the shades of the past.And here we are, wielding the ed­itorial typewriter before we expectedto have to-and why? Because thisyear's editor h� gone down town tocet his "job." Next year we 'Will begoing down to'\VD to get our job, an­other year's �rop of young Americanswill have been turned out, and another�oung man will be sitting in this ===============chair and trying to remember thered ink criticisms on his English 4editorials on why the American troopswere kept in Siberia, or any such sub­;ect on which the metropolitan dailiesused to write so glibly.From this date on we shall try tohe The Daily Maroon and not our­self, but today you must bear withus in glancing at the vista of the nextyear and seeing all the things whichwill undoubtedly be the centers of in­terest for the campus. The Prom, theHop, Settlement night, Blackfriars,the Dramatic club, new buildings, ath­letics, fraternity standings, flunkslips-all the numerous things whichmake the University a University inthe eyes of its undergraduates-these,perforce, must be our vision.And yet, down town, this after­noon. tho man who has been filling thisI�t laily _arnnuPaWished morni.np, except Saturday,Sunday aDd Monday d� tlle Au­tmrm. Winter and Spl"iq quarters1tr the Dail¥ Maroon company.EDITOBlAL DEPARTMBNTJOHN E. JOSEPH . .Mana�inc EditorWil1Iam Morgenstern, Athletie EditorHarol4 Stansbury Feature EditorJohn Ashenliurst News EditorBose Fischkin ......•.. News EdItorHeleu Ravitc:h •••..•.•. News Bditoz'IiIany Bird ..•••••....• Niaht EditerEnest Frihourc •••••.• N�ht-EditorBedtert Rubel •.••..•.•• Day Bditor.U8INBSS DEPARTMENTGRANT MEARS-BU8iness Mana�rHemy Pringle .. Advertising MaBagerJteith Kindred •. Circulation ManacerLaureaee Tibbits •.••. Asst. eir. Mer.EDterwl as seeend class mail 1& tileCbieaco postoffice, Chi�, DlIno'-tMarch 13, 1906, under the ac:t ofMarch 8, 1873.Olticee ..•..••.•••••••.•... Ellis 14Telephone Midwa"t 800MILLS OF THE GODS(A Personal Editorial)I ;SPOEHR'S . FOUR LOOPSTORESFor Lunch DowntownWoodlawn StenographicSernceHOTEL STRAND68rd &: COTTAGE GROVE AVE.Tekphmte MidfOO'J/ 820Univergity Student.c; Work SolicitedSpecial prices on term theme work R. � REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO.WlaatoDSal-. N. C.VVe have an atbactive auto,===================================================�accessory which you can selland make good money duringvacation. Write for particu­larsThe Jiffy Company, Inc.,742 Market St., San Franciscocolumn fo:- the past year is getting aJob. What!8 his vision, along withall the other seniors who are getting"jobs" and planning "futures 1" Whatdoes the University mean to them, andthey to it? How will we feel whenour +irne comes?There lies the problem and therelies ovr task. In the year to comemay ".\'(.4 keep our illusion and maywe temper our undergraduate thoughtswith the realiaztion of too time whenwe leave this school for the world.For tomorrow we are The DailyMaroon. thing he can to make the life of thefaculty man as unpleasant as possiblein the classrooms.Many of us work on that theory,forgetting that the faculty is madeup of human beings who like to beshown respect that is due them. Theyare working to give the student some­thing worth while, not to make hisexistence as laborious as possible.Several classes during the last fewweeks have done their utmost to showthe faculty that college men and wo­men are roughnecks, incapable ofshowing courtesy and respect to any­one. Give the prof a chance. Hecan be as good a fellow as the mansitting next to you in class if "OU willgive him the opportunity. �Why man-we made this ciga­reHe for you!YOUR highest idealof ciga­rette enjoyment begins theday you get acquainted withCamels. Quality wins you!Camels expert blend of choiceTurkish and choice DomesticTobaccos is so new and so fasci­nating you'll prefer it to eitherkind smoked straight.Camels are wonderfully mildand inviting, but that desirablebody is all there I You smokethem liberally without tiringyour taste. They leave no un­pleasant cigaretty aftertaste orunpleasant cigaretty odor.You appreciate Camels bestwhen you compare them 'withany cigarette in the world atany price ICame/a.re �lcJ ._rywhere in .c;rtttili�� e-WpltCu,e. of20cit.reffe. for 20cent.; or ten pedr­.. ,., (300 cit.reNe.) in a ,la •• ino.peper-covendcertan, W. rstrontl" recommend thi, �rlon forthe home or oll'ice supply or when you tr._Lbrings back the "friendly glass"p�,Food-Valueand Satisfactionin everg bottle .. ..Knoum E'OBrJIU'hllT(I-Sold E'OvrJ)whllTflAnheuser-Busch, Inc.51. LouisSUBSCRIBE . FOR THE DAILY MAROONWHAT COLLEGE EDITORS THINKGive the Prof. a ChanceIIOLD WOMEN'S FIRSTINTERCLASS SWIMMINGMEET TODAY AT 4 :15Freshman and Sophomore womenwill engage in their first inter-classswimming meet of the quarter todayat 4 :15 in Ida Noyes pool. Ten eventsare listed and the meet will be judgedby instructors of the physical edu­cation department.The program includes the twenty­yard dash, side stroke for form, crawlstroke for form, thirty-foot plunge,breast stroke, twenty-yard stroke,trudgeon stroke for form, twenty­yard dash, breast stroke and divingrelay.SPOEHR DEAR HEARTCHOCOLA TF.SEverywhereIt has been discovered that outsideof the lecture and quiz sections, fac­ulty men 'are fairly good scouts, asgood as may be found in any line ofwork. They enjoy watching Illinoisteams win. They are as much inter­ested in the University as the mostenthusiastic student, and a great dealmore interested than most students.But whatever their good pointsmay be they are faculty members andthat condemns them. If they can beinduced to cut a lecture short becauseof the noise of books and chairs beingslammed about, then it is perfectly Ie>gitimate for the class to create a gen­eral hubbub five minutes before theend of the hour. If the instructor canbe fussed by giggles and laughter,then it is the duty of the student tokeep up a steady mumble throughoutthe class to confuse the instrue­tor, and, perhaps, cause him to affordgenuine amusement for the crowd, Itis the right of the student to do any- REDUCE WEIGHTSwedish Massage given byappointmentDouglas 7538NORTHWESTERNUNIVERSITYLAW SCHOOLSPOEHR PUDDING6At the Bookstore REGULAR SUMMER TERIIBEGINS1I0NDA Y, JUNE %1Ends Saturday, August 18THE SUMMER FACULTYJohn H. Wigmore, DeanRousseau A. Burch, Justice Su­preme Court of KansasHomer B. Dibell, Justice SupremeCourt of MinnesotaIra E. Robinson, formerly ChiefJustice of the Supreme Court ofWest VirginiaRobert W. Millar, N. U. Law SchoolFacultyCharles B. Elder, N. U. Law SchoolMADE TO ORDEllProcrastination is theEnemy of WidestSelectionThe sooner you comethe wider your selec­tion-the greater yoursatisfaction.Made to your order- and delivered atyour convenience.The Store of WideAssortmentsSuits andOvercoatsI $50, $60, $65and upwardsNlmLLTheTaiiorw!!-Jer� SonsClark __ Ad ... Streets FacultyLouis G. Caldwell, N. U. LawSchool FacultyElmer M. Leesman, N. U. LawSchool Faculty1Ic;:�:rd F. Bishop, of the Chicago IErnest Palmer. of the Chicago BarFALL TER� BEGINSMO�nA Y, SEPTEMBER 27, 1920Summer Courses are also oVered inthf> rO"p�f> of Liberal Arts,cicnoois 01 MUSIc, Uratoryand CommerceFor detailed information addressSecretary of Law School, North­western University Building, 311 We�t f.ake Street, Chicago, Illinois.1!Irt1tdr-dIrL,. ... at 4 at the French house. M. Bene­dict Papst, of the Alliance Francaise,will be the speaker.THE DAlLY MAROON, \VEDNESDAY, MAY 26, 1920JAMES SHELDON, '03Chairman of 1920 Alumni ReunionANNOUNCEMENTSThe Intereollegiate eommittee ofthe Y. W. C. A. will meet today at 4in the Y. W. C. A. room in Ida Noyeshall.room.Le Cerele Francais will meet todaySPOEHR ENGUSH TOF­FEE BARAt the BookstorePROTECT YOURPARENTSagainst loss, in the event of yourdeath. of the money inftsted in ,.oar'education. The only medium throl12hwhich this can be done is LIn m­SURANCB.Phone me fer appointment and de­taiJa. If not in when you phone. I_yeyour·name and phone number.c. c. WHrrEHIILSPECIAL AGENTN.w York Life � Co.PboI:ae Ceatral 660131 NORTH LA SALLE ST.Private DANCING LessoasIa a eG1U"IIe of tift Ieeeou (1GAt)eae an aell-ire the � .1 tieWaltz, ODe-stt9. uti Fox-trot. SodaJdaneiDc dua Monday EYe at I P. M.LUCIA HENDEltSHOT STUDIO1541 E. 51th SL Hyde Park 2114We Pay Highest Prices for SecondHand Clothinc and Shoes. NoOrders too Large or SmaD.A. MARKOWITZRoom 412 105 W. MODI'Oe St.Phones:Central 4556 and Central 8574to regain the honors which werewrested from him last year by West­brook of Michigan. In the dual meethere between the Maroons and theWolverines, Capt. Pike defeated West­brook handily and should be able torepeat his performance in the Con­ference.I�ike 1\la1' Faee WestbrookWestbrook, the star left hander ofthe Wolverines, will carry the bur­den of the Michigan attack. The factthat he won the Conference champion­ship last year makes him one of thefavorites. Indiana, with Bastian lead­ing the team, will put up a great fightfor the title. Mastian is one of thestrongest net men in the Conferenceand along with Ploegsterth, Kelso De- -------------­Marcus and Esemy, will present aformidable front. /Wisconsin also enters a strongteam. Fanning of basketball fame,and Gotfredson are both stars. Capt.Taylor and Brody complete theBadger quartet.CONFERENCE TENNISBEGINS TOMORROWON VARSITY CAMPUS(Ccmtintud from page 1) PAUL ATKINS TALKS TOCOMMERCE GROUP TODAY Complete IntensiveStenographic CourseEdna ¥. Buechler, A. B.The next complete stenographic threemonths' course will begin july 1. Onlycollege graduates or undergraduates areeligible.Mr. Paul Atkins of the E. V. EstesCo., industrial engineers', will meetwith the factory management group ofthe Commerce club today at 4 inClassics 10. "Opportunities for the IICollege Man. in Industrial Engineer­ing" will be the subject of the dis­cussion. Interested students in the IC. and A. school are invited. An unusual opportunity is afforded by this .intensive course to get a complete .teDo­graphic training in three month •.SPOEHR CHOCOLATEDOUGHNUTSAt the Bookstore The environment of the MOSER SHORT­HAND COLLEGE ia appealing to the c0l­lege student oaIy hiP .rhooI gnda.­are eJU'OlecLThe Corn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital, $5,000,000Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000 Bulletin on request; no solicitora em­ployed.Moser Shorthand CollepEnroIIiDg Only High School Graduatee.Twelfth Floor LaIra YIeW a • ...,.. 116 Sotath MIchipn Av_Ceatnd 5158 ON..",.' ..LIBRARY LOCALS Is the Largest National Bank in tIMThe Freshman commission will meetFriday at noon in the Y. w. c. A. UNITED STATESWith a Savings DepartmentUnder Federal SlIpenisiODThe final examination for the Wom- N. W. Cor. La Salle and Atlam. St&en's Life Saying corps will be held Bring Your Savings To UsThursday at 4 in the Ida Noyes pool.The official Red Cross examiners will Open Saturday Even'gs until 8 o'clockpass upon the applicants and it is de- ==========================================sired that all young women tryingfor places he present.A RARE BARGAIN-Drummer quit­iin� the bustness oiff'rl' 1ir�t ('lR�<:drum outfit at In"eat bargnin=-xylo­phone, hells, snare, bass drums andtraps, for' jazz and 'concert work;fine equipment for man wantine toearn money during vacation. 546!lDorchester, 3d, phone Blackstone5777. 146 15==============��::::::;=====�}fro Manchester, head of the read­ers' department, left with his familyfor a vacation trip to Florida. Mr.1tfanchester expects to return in timefor the opening of the Summer quar­ter.Kiss Slona B. Schmidt, graduate ofthe University of Chicago in 1915,member of the University librarystaff from January, 1916, to Septem­ber, 1918, and since that date headof the Minnesota Historical Societylibrary, has returned to the Uni­versity, joining the cataloguing de­partment on May 1.Miss Mary R. Melcher of Laconia,N. H., graduate of Smith college in1895, and of the Pratt Institute li­brary in 1897, has recently joined thestaff of the University library. MissMelcher was a cataloguer at the Li­brary of Congress from 1900 to 1911.BEG YOUR PARDONDue to an unusual amount of ex­citement prevailing in The Daily Ma­roon office yesterday because of elee­tione, the name of John E. Joseph,who reviewed "Barbara, Behave!" illyesterday's issue, was omitted.C lAS S I FIE DAD S.NOTICE-Will the person who took aball glove from the north end ofStagg field Monday please returnit to Room 40, Hitchcock ball '1TEACHERS WANTED-At high sal­ary by private schools belonging tothis association. Apply at once.American Schools Association, 1515Masonic Temple, Chicago. 141LOST-Pi Del� Psi pin, somewhereon campus; if found please returnto Room 17, 5831 Kenwood ave.; re­ward. 144LOST-At Blackf'riars performancelast Saturday night, new browncloth hat and �loves. Return toPerry Herst, Box Offir.e, Blackfri­ars, and receive reward. 1·16TO RENT-One or two adjoining fur­nishcd rooms, ncar campus. Apply6056 Kimbark ave., Blackstone 811.145 MIDWESTTYPESE'IwI'INGCOMPANY510-512EAST SIXTY-THIRDSTREETPRINTERS andUNOTYPERSSPECIAL ATTENTION. TOUNIVERSITY WORK.Prlnt�.,. .f Tb" Datil,. MaNeD Paul Moeer. j. D�, Ph. B.Making good on the jobYOU"'E planned to make good, ofcourse, but have you decided whatkind of job it'll be?In general, it should be something big;something you can throw yourself intoheart and. soul; something with only thesky as a limit .There is such a field in this organizationfor a limited number of forward lookingcollege menIf you can meet our requirements; ifyou're a clean ... cut man. of the "go ... getter"type, ambitious, energetic, dependable; ifyou'll go right on learning after you leavecollege-There's an c�'pportunity here for you-s-anopportunity cs big as you. want to make itHart Schaffner & MarxChicago.'.'V'�t'::: .. ....;."( .: �,� .> "--";'1-\'U;;{ .. , ,;.�'t'oI.,.,: ":,."I(,,:..:� .... !;<. ':h'H.r{\:�:::-A':'" «» �:.:;�,T� i*').f-:r;'I.}:.: ..... 1�� .. ,.J4.�';.�''O'; .. '',�'A;.:; -;-.:<';�4I;��'��.;;l'r�,�\.({l�io:'l:r':'!'S'., ... ·.�'�;I,.� .. y�'?\;.{ .. �':';jt� .... "+ �"N:,.;�:;J_ r, _ "", ::" -::., -:.-<", .: :' '-" <\ ���".,.,. :.� � •. '-�', ,,-:, .... "': :�!,::::;: '::: .':-:-';:�' �/�- :_.� �>?:':-t �'. 'c /;:s �.-:L', : :",:,,!�. ��,Z�: 'X',·::'. :f>! � ':' ;:,''' >",:- _ -\'THE DALY MAR(X)N', WEDN�DAY .. MAY 26,1920'won the mile, and Higgins took theshot put.!. yours just tickles me!"Tho CcunpulWlunla SPOEHR BLUE BIRDSWE£ISFor HappinessWE were never much in favor ofdisturbing the fungi in. the peacefulbotany pond for so slight a thing aschastising delinquent mustache racecontestants or recalcitrant freshmen,but it pleased us to hear of the bathaccorded one Sam Parker for cheer­ing California. If he did, more duck­ings to him! Chicago high schools have beenhaving things their own way in var-ious interscholastic meets roundaboutthe country. University high won the I ,Michigan meet, Oak Park took thetrack honors at Illinois and Hyde IPark triumphed there in tennis. IA jinz seem: to be following closely I MAKE $1,000 A MONTHon the heels of the Michigan athletes. 'IFirst, Carl Johnson of the track team Hundreds �re makin� tha�. muchwas disabled, and now their star I and more selbn.g stock I? legttimate,pitcher, Parks, has suffered a dislo- well-managed 011 compames,cated finger on his right hand. STOCK-SALESMANSHIP offerscollege men possessing PERSONAL-1Ty, NERVE and ENEGERY an op­portunity to make far more moneythan does any other business. If youhave sales ability and believe in hardwork this ad means $$$$$ to you. 1can show you how to make real mon­ey, and make i� fast. For full parti­culars, fill out the coupon and mail itto me at once.'rt\\The Maroon net team has no reasonto be disappointed by the outcome ofthe matches with California. Thewesterners made a clean sweep at D­linois.E. D. McMahon,204� Houston St.,Fort Worth, Texa&I am ambitious, belie .. e 1 bavesales ability, and am interested inyour proposition. I am ..•. yearsold and (have) (have not) hadselling experience.OUR OWN SENIOR CALENDAR?tlay 28--Friday afternoon, dance tojuniors. Should study.June 2-All-Uuniversity picnic.Should write term paper.June 7-Theater party, Palace the­ater. Should study.June ll-Senior picnic. Shouldread for Artie Scott's course.June 15-Convocation. Shouldgraduate. We're glad we don't have to keeptrack of this Interfraternity indoortournament, and give out dope on it.Take a typical case, for example-A ,beats B, B runs away from C, andthen C turns around and overWhelmsA. And there are about as many dif­ferent sets of rules· as there areteams._ IThree men tied for first place in 1the javelin throw at the Hinnesota-IWisconsin track meet last Friday.All were Gophers. There's quaint­ness and cOurtesy for 70U.THE latest college sport is roller­skating. You probably noticed theprominent young women going aboutall bound up in surgical dressings.Name ....••.•..•••...•••••••.,. I� Known as ReparteeLou (at Psi U party)-"You're inthe wrong place, aren't you?"Eunice-uOh, isn't this the Enter­tainers?"Lou:-uOh, you're too fast for me.", Eunice-uWell, I've been a MortarBoard for five months." More sweet music floats in from theOrient. The Maroon baseball team�t Waseda for the second time, tothe tune of 4 to 2. of the higheet quality • .._._Address ..•••..••..•.•••••••State ••••••••••.••••••••••PURE FOODFRIENDS who want to save moneyon classified ads ask us to do their ==============advertising for them. Jean Kimballwants her fountain pen back andPerry Herst reports the loss of a hatand a pair of yellow suede gloveswith black stitching. He promisestwo good seats to the matinee to any­one who returns them to the box of­fice. Anybody who wears - yellowsuede gloves with black stitching de­Serves to lose them. SUBSCRIBE,',',\ Woodlawn Trust& Saviors Bank',. �: 1-, tr,,1,)1WOODLAWN AVENUEAt sixty-Third SbeetEDITOR RUBEL reports that theCampus club ate last night at the�ternity restaurant, proving that'it has absolutely .0 prejudices. FOR� iiF,(.,q, �1 -/< THE DAILY MAROONNearestBukto the AND GET AIL'The Latest Variant of An Old OneWyvem freshman (between theacts )-"Oh, Beano that stomach of THE CAMPUS NEWS_i­Jl 'I\ �"q JUST our luck to have examinationperiods sho�ned to two hours eachin the only quarter when we have the, slightest hope of being excused fromth�. l 'YOU TELL 'EM. The saddest word of tongue or penIs not as you were always taught,The foolish old "It might have been,"Though that's a very solemn thot:The tl'uly saddest word is whenA senior, waking with a jerk,Surveys the gloomy future, then,Remarks, "I gotta go to work."THEY say some new songs are tobe sung at tonight's sing. TANTASCANSITS a good name for thesestraws; it means just what itsays. They·r� on fancy Tus­can braids and quite tan; a. new color for straw hats,They· re very practical. $ 6very stylishOther straws $4 to $50THEY mean different songs.-Gar�on.SPORT SHORTSTrack fans will have one more op­portunity to see the Maroons performthis season, since the Chica�Wis­eonsin meet will be held on Stagg fteldthis Saturday, rather than at Madi­son as was previously announced.In the turmoil or elections 1rIonday,the results of the tTUk meet at Ur­bana were overlooked, and thereforedid not appear in yesterday's Maroon.But t here are some things aboutwhich the least said the be'ter. Illin­ois 103, Chieago 32. Otis, of course, Maurice L' Rothschild THE .F'AMOUSGet the T ouraine Habit! It is the best habit toget l .. -r =.fr• C(JtomTI_ allth. inl• sir, sinsu• COloutarc, .... y��of• Brtfia:• sin· the(fordouVOlS4ballrna01Deltda I4; Ata1BeUieasilNow on sale at the,Reynolds Club and University BookstoresHave you tried one i\ If not, do--they are good !Shirt ReputationThe big successful business of the Wash­jngton Shirt Co. has been built mainly onthe reputation of Washington Shirts.Naturally, therefore,' we are 'going to doour level best to' satisfy YOU. Think itover.{�.WA�!!L'_ON·FRED L. ROSSBACK; Pres.FIVE PRESIDENTIAL CORNERSWASHINGTONCerner Dearborn MADISONat LaSalleJACKSON6e!'llel' Dearbom MONROEat Wabash�LSONComer KenmoreS1UDENTS: Your spare time is 'Worth dollars. SellAccident and Health Insurance. Liberal contract. Fun timepropo8ition if desired. See Mr. Baker..MERCHANTS LIFE a CASUALTY co.Roam tJ58.Z9 � La s.IIe Street.