Vol. 18. No. 118. ,-at aroonNO HOLIDAY ON MAY 31Dean Marshall of the C. & A. school "Shanty" in Big Circle is Onewill speak today at 4 in Harper M11 of Chief Attractionson "The Organization of the Schoolof 'Commerce and Administration and This Yearthe Accomplif"hmcnts of the Grad- ---uates and Undergraduates." The meet- VARIED EVENTS ARE PLANNEP LAST 1920 PARTY TO BE BEST --,:ng is held under the auspices of the ---A huge demand for seats greetedCommerce club. The alumni of the University will ---gather for their annual reunion be- Seniors Gh"e Farewell Tea Sunday at the appearance yesterday of G. 0, P.The talk will be an informal one, k ti ti k t: All - Iiginning Thursday, June ,10, for a six Breasted Home moe conven Jon icxe s, app 1and the students will be given a chance cants for places are urged to procure• 1 h day ceremony. One of the main fea- ---to ask any question not c ear to t em them immediately as only a limitedabout their department. Topics such turcs of the reunion will be the In order to make the campus re- The seats"Shanty," which will be erected in the alize that they are still in college supply is now available. '"remain f'rr-e of charge, but voluntarybig circle. It will be the same size (and they :.iay that it's "the last big contributions of 5 and 10 cents eachas last year's building but is to be party of the year), the seniors aremore completely equipped. A full breaking into society-again. This hai .. e been asked by Republican lead-set of furniture and dishes has been "big party" will take the form, of a ers in order to help to defray the ex­penses of the convention"engaged, tea at the home of Charles Breasted, The rush for seats commenced at 8- (CoI!tinued on page 3)IlliNOIS WILL PUSHMAROONS TO UMITIN MEET SATURDAYIndian Team Strong on Trackand Field-Harris IsFavoriteDOWNSTATERS· OUTLOOK BESTTo make even a fairly respectableshowing against lllinois at Urbana this'saturday the Maroon track team willbe obliged to put forth its utmost ef­fort in all events, The I ndian squadis well balanced, strong on both trackand field, and is favored especially inthe very features on which the Ma­roons have heretofore relied for scor­.ing points.In the high 'jump and javelin throwOsborne and Wilson clearly outclassany man Chicago may put in the fieldand probably the pole vault and run­ning broad jump will also go to theopponents. And even though Hig­gins is able to complete in the shot­put, discus and hammer throws, Weissw.Il be no easy man to beat.Greatest Interest in Trackit is on the track that the interestof the dual meet will be centered.Harris seems a favorite in the 100,for IUinois did not secure a placein this event in the meet with Wis­consin. The 220 should resolve itselfinto a battle between Harris and ·Em­ery, and the quarter mile race be­tween llartky and Emery, with theedge for the Illinois man.In the half mile Brown of Illinoiswill oppose Speer,- who has not beenserieusly pressed for victory this sea­son. but who will have to travel someto win Saturday. Despite the factthat he has been in poor condition,Otis has been able to w:tt the mileevent against Purdue and Michigau,and take a first and a second in thetwo mile, but in Yates 'and Naughtonhe will have rivals of star calibre.Illinois will probably win the 120yard high hurdles, but Hall shouldromp away with the 220 yard lowhurdles for Chicago.�iors Should Pay DuesAny Sendor class dues must be paidby the end of this week, accordingto an announcement made by HaroldWalker, treasurer of the Senior class,Yf:stenlay. The books of the classmust be audited next week, and thedues should be paid before then. Sen­iors should leave their $5 in an envel­ope, with their name and address, anddeposit it in the Faculty Exchange,addressed to Box 20.Iron �Ia�k initiated the follow-ing Iast night:Elbert E. BushnellRobert E. CollinsLouis R. DooleyEdmund K. J.�"chel1s;:recnGeorge FedorRichard F. FlintMortimer GoodwinA lien D. Hol1owayDuriley JessoppChallc� E . .:\!cGuir{'Jc1��\ A" M-=Hu�hSdp!1" H. PalmcrHow�r(l 1\1. PeirceWilliam D. PheneyElwood G .. RadcliffeChar!�s M. RedmonLewis c. !�ohertsEugene F. Rou�e� Luther W. TatgeFlancir, K. Zimmerman UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 20, 1920CO.\IMERCE CLUB WILL MEETDean M�rshnll to Head Informal Dis­cussion Today at 4.as the reason why certain courses arerequired, the purpose of the C. & A.school, and the reason for enlargingthe school next year will be thorough­ly discussed. The enlargement of thest;aff and the new courses and equip­rr.cnt will also be explained by DeanMu.r:-:hall.WOLVERINE TEAMLEADS CONFERENCEIN BASEBALL RACE PUBUSH PROGRAMFOR ALUMNI WORKBEGINNING JUNE 10 There will be no University hol­iday on Monday. May 31. Atten­tion is called to the Undergrad­uate Course Book; Section 27...... J. GURNEY.Assistant Recorder.Among the features of the weekare the University Sing on June 11 at8 in Hutchinson court, the AlumniBreakfast on June 12 at 12:30 in IdaNoyes, and the "Shanty Ceremonies"also on June 12 at 5. At 5:45 theclass parade will start followed bythe General Alumni Dinner at 6. The QUADRANGLE FETETHIS WEEK TO BEHEADED 'BY WOMEN Price Five Cents., DEMAND FOR SEATSFOR MOCK RALLY ISEXHAU·STING SUPPLYDistribute All Tickets Free­Leaders Ask Small Gifts'For ExpensesFAGflO�S EACH GET PORTIONyesterday, From thcn on the Informa­tion bureau, Y. M. C. A., Reynoldsclub, Bookstore and The Daily Ma­roon office were swamped with ap­plicants for tickets. The Bookstorereported 150 requests by 10, the In-Ohio State, Illinois and Iowa Senior Vaudeville follows this at 8:45Closely Follow Mich- in Mandel. Tickets, $1.W. A. A. Dinner June 10igan Nine The W. A. A. dinner will be held on ----- June 10 at 6:30 in Ida Noyes gymna- ELABORATE ·'SET· IS PREPAREDCAPT. PARKS IS STAR PITCHER sium and the CCC" dinner at 6 in the ---University women, under the direc-tion of Helen Condron,' will havecharge of the annual Quadrangle Feteto be held by the Y. W. C. �. tomor-Announce Those to Sell at the formation bureau received demands atthe rate of 100 per hour, the DailyMaroon office was filled with ticketseekers all morning, and other distrib­uting points were similarly overrunby political enthusiasists, Teday onlya small proportion of the seats areleft and it is expected that these wiDdisappear rapidly.Distribute All Seats FreeThe G. O. P. leaders still hold goodMichigan, aided by the peerlesspitching of Capt. Parks, is still set­ting the pace in the Conference base­ball race. The Wolverines are fol­lowed ·closely by Ohio State, Illinoisand Iowa in the order named.After overwhelming Wisconsin 11-4at Madi�on, Illinois was defeated byOhio State at Columbus. The OhioState batters staged a slugging l-allyin the ninth, scoring four runs off ofRyan's delivery and winning 6-5. Thisgame sheved the mini out of secondplace.Knode is Clever ShortstopKnode is still featuring the attackand defense of the Wolverine nine.The fast shorstop is grabbing all thechances in the field and is hittingconsistently. His three hits did muchto aid 'Michigan win over Purdue 5-3at Lafayete last week. Parks is alsofeaturing Michigan's play by win­ning all of his starts.The Ohio State team has shownsome fine baseball lately. Jeffriesand Wime have been doing some con­s'stent pitching and are largely re­sponsible for the success of the Ohioteam. In her two last games Ohiohas shown that they possess the punchhaying won from Indiana 7-6, pushinga run across in the twelfth inning,and by coming from behind in theninth and beating Illinois 6-5.Michigan to �t('et IowaThe principle �me this week willhe when Michigan and Iowa meet atAnn Arbor Saturday. Also Purdueand Wisconsin clash at Madison Fri­(l:-"y, and Wisconsin meets Illinois atUrbana Saturday.�:ALl�ABI,E BF.RLJ� HOOKLETn, H.\RPER COLLF.('''JO� pus club dinner; at the same time inHutchinson, cafe. The,_schQ,oL of Ed� row night and at the two Saturday to their original promise of distrib­performances of "Barbara, Behave!" uting' all tickets free of charge, evenThe names of the women who will sell in the face of unlooked for expensesat the fete have been announced. that are mounting higher all the time.At the performance tomorrow night Ad\'ertising, printing, banners, tick­the followingwomen will serve: Edith ets, posters, band, hall rental, ete., areWest, Coventry Phitt, Ellen Gleason, some of the payments that will haveEleanor Byrns, Jean Wnight,' Eliza- to be met.beth Wi11iford� Ruth Lovett;' Virginia To help in defraying these rapidlyFoster, Edwina Williams, Doris Mar- increasing expenses it is requestedt:n, Ruth Huey and Florence Fal- that each person applYing for a seatkenau. give a: small sum of 5 or "10 Cents toAnnounce Women for Fete the distributor from whom be secures.The women who will be in the booths the ticket. Small' boxes have beenHutchinson cafe for all "C" men. Thefraternity reunion dinners will be heldat 6 at the various houses and a Cam-ucation reception and dinner will beheld at 5:30 in Ida Noyes and theUniversity Aides dinner at the sametime in Ida Noyes sun parlor. An in­formal dance will be held at 10 in theReynolds club.On Saturday, June 12, the specialhall reunions at the halls are sched­uled for 3, followed by class Seminarsin the circle at 4. Convocation relig­ious service \\;U be held Sunday, June13, at 10:45, in Mandel, followed byclass and group reunions. On Mon-(Continu�d on page 3)STUDE�'"TS DESIRING TO GOITALY MUST SIGN NOWTomorrow La... t Day �o Register ForTrip-Gh'e Credit For So-cial InvestlgationsAll students of the University whowish to go on the trip to Italy must�ign a petition at the Information of­fice by tomorrow. The trip will takeplace during the Summer for the pur­pose of studying Italian social and in­dustrial conditions, as wen as artand literature. University credit willhe giw.m to those taking' the trip, sub­ject to the approval of their instruc­tors. Performances of Friars'Showfor the matinee Saturday are: JeanKimball, Sylvia Taylor, Marie Nier­�rth, Katharine Mehlhop, Eunice Em­�ry, Lyssa. Chalkley. Gertrude Elmore,Lillian Men·i1J, Dorothy Lyons, Helen.Ienkins, Betty Brown and JuliaFletcher. placed at the' various agencies, into­which similar donations may be deposited. These ·contributions are en­tirely voluntary. Anyone may. pro­cure a ticket without giving his "bit,"but it is hoped that as many as pos­sible will be able to contribute, andthe burden of theThose named for Saturday nigqt are: somewhat equalizeHelen Palmer, Florence Alcock, Mara- expense..bel Jen-ems, Buol Burke,. JosephineGamble, lIarion Amy, Virginia Ken­daU, Deveneaux Jarratt, DamarisAmes, Marilouise Biederbecke, GladysNyman and Esther McLaughlin. Thosewho have been named for the fetehave been asked to report for eveningperformancs at 7:45 and for the mat­inee at 1 :45" Women will wear eve­ning dresses for nights and light in­formal dresses for matinee. for "Barbara, Behave!" Very goodseats are on sale for the "bargainmatinees," May 28 and 29, at pricesfrom 50 cents to $1.50. Seats mayalso be obtained for. evenings. Thosewho have reserved seats at the boxoffice have been urged to call forthem at once, as seats cannot be heldunless paid for if the demand eon-tinues.The expenses of this trip will be Prepare Elaborate "Set"npproximately $300, but if enough stu- The "set" for "Barbara, Behave!" MR. GILKSY SPEAKS BEFOREdents are found to take the trip, costs has arrived and has been put up. It FOREIGN STUDENTS' FORUMprobably will be less. Thc assistance represents the rotunda of the Shore _�)r the Italian and United States gov- (-;ro':e hotel. the scene of the show. Dr. Gilkey will address the Foreignornrnent.s will probably he given to The lake is shown in the distance, Students' forum tonight at 7:�0 inthe ptan. '- (,"cr a halcony in the )'('m'. The tea Haskell assembly. He wiJI speak onThe Unh"crsity students will bc in '"oor.; is l'=hown to the right and a� "The American Ideal of PeT�onalcompany with the students of Johns !('Y�,tOi·. Tl'e �ccn{'T)' is by EUg'cne Character."Arr.(>!j� U:e valuahle books and Hopkins unh'ersit�" and it is expected Cox studios, Chica�u.. :!;.1phlcts �·cc('j\"(·d by t.he Uniw'rsity ·h:.lt the Am�rican �turlent rf�prcscnta- The Blackrr;&lr�' Fete, to be givcn Beta Phi PI{'dJtc� licrrl'l;:-�!'y in th(' ncrl;n collection of 1892 ':( P.S will ll<' rccci\"{'{1 in Italy by It .. ll- !'::'ir..':: tLc �ccmlfi \\"�dc of pcrfol'm- Beta Phi ha!' announced the plNig-.� :! Ei',1:\1l 75-pag'� pamphlet, "FI·:l!."- .�" studcnt!" a��ociation:-; mHI h:: the al�C{,!-', wm h� similar to the fcte this il1,� of .Tohn RCi'r of Chicago, Ill.:I,,.·du;� I'('t"onii (,>). Bibliothcc:l� St. �:::'::\� at;thorT('�. wCf'k ('x("('pt that thc B1ackfriar� will'�aHi." Th,> hook purports to he a --------_ h� in char;;". Cl�ahner McWilHam3 r;': end: t.j"�nrlat.ion from Pctl'on:us Ar- Tn::: \VE.\ THER is to manaR� the fete May 28 ann 2!).:,:t�:·" hut is really a !'"at:.er clevcr : !'I(W,-""I":: nr.d ('�(tlc:- today. Any profit� wiIJ be fJCyotcrl to the ,Un;-. 't "'ral:' for�ery of .To�ef Marchama. T�moTl.·o�'. nmwt:1ed' ::nd ('ool('�. \'C'j"":;;ity �·('ttl('ment." "f.N ::\1 :l�I�'IO;"ity on Petroniu!' �;rl possihiy wi�h �ho""('n>. Moderate I Good :\fntinec Scats I..<'ft'l,�t thi0 copy is p!'OblHy t}le only ·}.:rfin� 'f;'ind��" hc(omin(! north to \'::th t1,e flrst performance to!'norro'"\'o�c !n Am(!rica. :::'):"H1Ni�,!; "go})', t"d;e�s lImy �tm l:c o!Jtai:1f>d"""1... _SEXIOR SOCIALCO:\I �IITTF.EtomolTOWat 12Cobh 12A2II.ji:. ,; I<II: 11-IE DAD...Y MAROON. THURSDAY,· MAY 20, 1920. . . ... �._ I.t lai111 _arDon II' A college �\"orl�. v- �rticula!IY per cent of all print �pe�.·.�ood is .icued·,:� ��':"'.' � of pocl faltb. thui;iu�i�b;,ciy�' handle the prob-1f:J its student activities) IS nauow 'wasted. That nmoun� saved would ��Ja the � will Dot 1Ie·� 'lem that has left me helpless and din-I enough as it is. We can alwats use make restrictions unnecessary, Not liabecl witboUt the writer. �) nerless, ..'n.e Student Newapaper of the the I f t' d the I '_a.' to' t' b t d' I '-. .URiYft'8it, 01 Chica&o e m onna Ion an e Insph:lMolon. conserva ion, u care an caution { A Job for the Bonor Commission -Olive V. Weanr.============== I be gained from outside influences. would then be the motto. Not re- .�hed mornlngs exce-nt Saturday ! A d t th t' hIt' . t' f d d rt" b -Sunday and Monday d�nl' the Au� f n a e s�me Im� �uc. a conrer- s ric 10.� 0 news an a. ve ISln�, uti Editor of �he Daily Maroon:. To The Daily Maroon:tuln� Wi�ter and Spring' quarters I ence-as to what activity It shall re- the sa .. mg of nonessential and \,. asted I A few minutes ago I was standing i I cannot tell you' how greatly I re-� the Dal� Maroon company. !Iate to could be decided next fall ac- parts would be the practice, Not ex-, in line waiting to get into Ida Neves I .t. h d 'b .;. oJ I gret the appearance of the leadingEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT I core mg to t e emand-would ac- travagance, ut carelessness would be f cafeteria. No, I haven't had luncheon I . .. .JOHN E. JOSEPH .. Managing Editor I quaint other collegians with the bene- characteristic of our people. I . t. I d t t f I' At . t I editorial in the Issue of May 5. ForWiUtam M te Athl ti Ed'to I } e ropper ou 0 me. m er-Harold s�:Jb�.�:. Fea� E<Iito� �t� and faults of the �niversity. As Publishers and. printers are facing: vals while I stood there a number of I the Maroon. to go .out ?f its way andJohn �hen�urst : News Editor. It 1:- the average collcgtan knows only a shortage of pnnt paper. Yet the I girls came strolling along and stepped! make a lying article Imported fromRose Fisc¥rin News Ed!t0r I of the faults. secretary of one of the largest west-I into line at different places ahead of', Kansas City the basis of a virulentHelen Raviteh News Editor. Th U'I 1\� t th th 'II th' ta di I tta k ·h· .Harry Bi� ., N�ght Ed!tor; e ar y .I raroon sugges s at e e�·n paper nu S �ays ere IS s n mg; me, some slipping in quietly in hopes I a. c on a m� '''. 0 �s a genumeEnaest Fnbourg NIght-Ed!tor! campus look forward and plan for timber enough m the western states I that they would not be noticed, others friend of the University IS outrageousBeri>ert Rubel ..•.....•• Day Editor I some type of a student conference. and in Brit!sh Colu�bia to supply ev- in a loud tone, giving excuses for their, and ine�cusabl�. As for the labo�BUSINESS DEPARTMENT cry press m America almost for an: existence at that particular spot at I defense In the Issue of May 6 there ISGRANT �lEARS-Bus�n�ss Manager! WHAT COLLEGE EDITORS THINK unlimited period of time. I that particular time. little that needs to be said. I wasBenrv Pringle .. Advertising Manager I' • I di .... .Keith Kindred .. Circulation Manager I -- Truly we are a pec�har people. I heard: "I guess it's a double line,", n�t iscussmg journalisfic policy, butLaurence Tibbits ..... Asst. Cir. Mgr. American Extravagance Surely we are not making the best! "Let's get in here, "So good of you I slmpl! made reference to a certainEn .. _-_..l d cl ·1 at th I Much has been said of the period uses of the bounteous girts bc�towed: to save a place for me." I practice which is unworthy of good� cwu as seeon ass I1Ul1 e . 1 . 1· f th I • 1· That th . k hi h IChicago postoffice, Chicago, Dlin� of extravagant spending that the on us In t rc In icritance 0 e west- I As 1 had witnessed this perform- journa Ism. c tric W c�j l3i8i�6, under the act 0 American people are going through ern world with her measureless stores I ance daily by these same girls, it was mentioned is indulged in from time, in this aftermath of the world war. of natural wealth. : becoming monotonous. So I resigned to time every newspaper man and aOffices Ellis 14 ,It seems to be a national malady, not -The Daily Iowan. I my position and sought me out an great many other people know veryTelephone Midway 800 confined to anyone section of the I hai HI' d '1 well, the reporters best of all.easy c air, ere romaine untiThursday, May 20, 1920 country. According to press com- Mortar Board Announces Pledge l the line disappeared. And in the What I regret most is to see thements, the restraint that was prac- Mortar Board has announced the meantime I meditated. Doubtless Maroon apeing the ways and adopt-ticed during the months of actual pledging of Hazel Jenny of Chicago, those girls who appropriated places I ing the spirit of the ye.llowest jour-fighting is now being overbalanced by Ill. for themselves in the bread line could .nals. I have always liked to takeA movement has been born lately, the unprecedented spending that the give excellent excuses for their con- .pride in our student enterprises andgreat mass of our citizens are doing. COMMUNICATION duct., They have 1 o'clock classes. I have been a steadfast friend of theor, perhaps we should say, has been It' th ld t f . M from ] .. · fi t' bIS e 0 S ory 0 production (In view of the fact that the c.m- Honor? The Honor system? It aroon rom n ... C:; very rs Issue. utre-born, that makes for collegiate con-I not keeping pace with consumption. municaticm colUIDD of The Daily lIa- will work only with people who ha v e to see this paper, which is the mostferences on student activities. wei We try not to let our right hand know roon is maintaiDed .. a � I honor. What should be done at the pro.mine�t student ente�rise i� thehave always had, of course, meetings what the left is doing. We fool our- bouse for student aDd factIlty opiaioII. Ida Noyes cafeteria? Or isn't the .Umverslty thus demean Itself IS, toat which the faculties were repre- selves into thinking that somehow ev- �. DaDy IIarooD �cceptS DO n.poD- Honor system applicable to daily. life?' :;ay the least, very disheartening.:sented, and occasionall�· a student ac-' erything will be all right in the end. Slbili� �: aeIl�� tbenisl _-:- I will tum my difficulties over to the Sincerely yours,tivity conference, but the latter type "Why isn't it all right?" we ask our- �:U:d by the�=. and � � Honor commission in the hope that, F. J. Gumey.has been seen infrequently. �eh·e>:. "Isn't America the richestThe Daily Maroon strongly ap- country in the world?"proves of this system of collegiate To be sure America is blessed withconferences and wishes to suggest that natural resources in almost unlimitedsome time next year the University quantities. But they must be devel­of Chicago arrange for such a con- oped. Several reasons could be givenference on the campus. For example, Cor this situation-high prices demand­several weeks ago the various "men's ed by skilled and unskilled labor; theclub" organizations from colleges all strikes and wage disagreements, asover the United States met at Mich- well as the general apathy on the partigan. The Reynolds club sent its del-I of many.egates. On May 29 and 30 the ,·a-. A specific illustration will show therious interfraternity councils will con- generai situation. In the matter ofvene at Wisconsin. Our Interfra- 'print paper, the greatest shortagetemity council will be represented and that affects the ma.c;s of the peOple inwill help, we hope, to spJ;ead �e good an indirect way has been felt. Thefame and. constructive ideas of the IleRding .dailies are limiting �he vol­University of Chicago.. ume of news and advertising matterAn objection to such conferences is carried to save print paper. Publish­found in the fact that they often de- ers' . associations are exerting everygenerate into small talk circles. There infl�ence to get their members to c�n­is that danger, it is true, but we have serve in every way possible. They rec­not had as many conferences a.c; that ommend a saving of only 10 per cent-to warrant a crop of small talkers. of print paper used.�d � the dis�on is carefully A leading advertisers' weekly is au­guided the danger will be non-existant.. thority ·for the stateemnt that fully 10COLLEGIATE CONFERENCESOPPORTUNITY'T'HE College man desiring to.I. enter the business world willfind unusual advantages offered bythe General Electric Company' throughits Business Training Course.'This Course is open to young men ofsound health, good character, and broadeducation.The advantages of studying the methodsand organization of the Company throughactual employment in the various depart­ments is supplemented by a formal study ofbusiness theory.To men with such training as applied to' itspolicies, the General Electric Organizationextending to all parts of the. globe, offers awide range of opportunity through its com­mercial, manufacturing, and administrativedepartments.Complete IntensiveStenOgraphic CourseThe next complete stenographic tIueemonths' course will begin July 1. Onlycollege graduates or underp-aduates areeligible.An unusual opportunity is dorded by this·intensive COUI'8e to get a complete sten0-graphic training in three months.The environment of the MOSER SHORT­HAND COLLEGE is appealing to the c0l­lege student� high school graduateaare enrolled.Bulletin on request; no solicitors em­ployed.Moser Shorthand CoDegeEnrolling Only Hizb School Gradual •.Twelfth Floor L.I. View Bd".116 So.tIt � A. •••CeRlraI 5158 Educational CommitteeGeneral Electric CompanySchenectady, N. Y.Paul Moeer, j. D., PIl. B. .ewc..o�= ..Edfta M. Bu.chlar, A. agdnIt.eISdisLSIt.n,dIieaiet-r­teidlelitstleto At the BookstoreIi reunion" a·' big success is" . loyalty to g� of 'Doctor of Alumni Reunionsthe University, a gregarious feeling, will be conferred upon all personsa sympathetie memory for names and successfully completing the prescribedfaces, and a mighty fe� tuition she-kels," said M�. A. D. Pierrot, seere- course. A good time is assured tot&ry of the Alumni council. "The de- every man and woman who attends." For Lunch DowotownSPOEHR'IS FOUR LOOPSTORESIIICOLONIAL PRESS1510 Eaat 56th· StreetCHICAGO ) .SPfW.HR � TOF­FEE BARAt the Bbok.rore- T_ ....... walk fI'OIII Campua..... L. C. R. R. StIIIiee . ".6615 University avenue, on Sunday,from 3 to 6."Of course, this will be quite theaffair," declared Beano MacDonaldyesterday. "Only a party like thi!'would· be honored by the Presidentand Mrs. Judson. There, doesn't thatfact prove itT"Well---doesn't it? II Right training wms the race.MIDWESTTYPESE'I-I'INGCOMPANY510-512EAST SIXTY-THIRDSTREETPRINTERS andLINOTYPERSSPECIAL A1TENTIONTOUNIVERSITY WORK" ,i That's as true inlife as on theI cinders.I_�!!II!!_��I Made in 17 leads,,one for everyI need or pref­I erence,Good Socks at Low PricesYou can buy GOOD hosiery as low.as 3Sc at the Washington Shirt Co.stores because ALL Washingtonprices are based on ACT U A LCOSTS, not on so called "presentmarket values."FRED L. ROSSBACK, Pres.FIVE PRESIDENTIAL CORNERSWASHINGTONComer Dearborn MADISONat LaSalle t•rJACKSON"mer Dearbera MONROEat Wabash : (�"....!I!I·WILSONCorner Kenmore and at Delmonico's, New York !'.'III• • •cA fiact: At Debnonico's, on .'iftb A,·enu� _:_tooay, as for two generations past,the most famous and one of the mostfashionable of New York r�tauranl8-the sales of Fatima exceed those of anyother cigarette."Just £"0111" T urkislt ..Su�h r.�h ••• hi. 8"nwplainly .h., .t .'.i ...... h .. -, ...."'ucla Turld.b- cr ""';1:'"Tur .. i",. ciJ.�'n. .n.1 ,II ..-In<> IilII .. - .,(i"frrinr t.l"nd ••di�min.'in,:w'h .. l""'''''I1.in.I, pr .. fn. r .. r ;h � ...... I """.mon,bn�'. , .... ",do.i -j""mOlll:h Turki," - hI,.nd .. rF.,im ... FATIMAA Sensible C�arelter4 THE DAILY MARooN, ./rHURSDAY, MAy .20�- "'920;1,-The CAlnpu",\,.n"irtl.CAMPUS COMPENDIUM OFKNOWLEDGEArticle xe, 79469173THE QUADRANGLE FETE-Thisis not run by the Quadranglers-atleast not by th�m exclusively. Theword "fete" comes from the French(we're no dummy) and is pronouncednot as it is spelled, but as it would bepronounced if it were spelled "f-a-t-e"and then pronounced as it was spelled.It takes place between the acts ofthe Blackfriars' performance and is'only another device (besides ticketsand scores, etc.) for parting the col­lege youth from "his father's money.You go out between the acts to get But he tloubtless got his �tart asthe air and what you rally get is a a prodigy in trying to remember th.lot of red hots and ice cream cones spelling of his, name.and top balloon5. As soon as every­thing is sold the second act starts.WE suppose the effulgent and onlyChahles would compare Hazel Jenny,the new M. B. pledge, to the gentle-•man he talked about in the Senior ===============vaudeville and call her "Hazel Jennyperiod."'I"., SPRI�G LA!'IE:ST'\\' eather man, weather man,I'm in an awful state,For if you'd keep this weather upI'll never graduate.SHORTY OWE.�, who a!' pressmanager for the Friars, has learned toget free advertising in the publicprints, has asked us to announce theloss of his Ddt badge. He lost itTuesday night, but he cant' rememberwhere.LEWIE FISHER, raying in the cur­rent issue of the alumni mag., calls thisdepartment an "anthology of analepticapothegm.�," whatever that means.Such a, title should suit tomorrow'sfaculty number. Or else, an almanacof asphyxiating aphorisms., 'I,\.i: i!t.' :..:" .rII IN introducing Dean Hall for a po­litical talk before the Gavel, GeorgeMills dropped a remark about theLaw school basement."Politics is a game of chance," saidMr. Hall. "I can wen understandhow the Law school basement can bementioned in this connection," cultural office of this journal, it istime to agree with H. L, Menckenwho said something like this once(we quote by memory only): "Let usnot burn the universities yet. Afterall, the harm they do might be worse,What if Oxford had snared and dis­emboweled Shakespeare! What ifHarvard had set its stamp on MarkTwain!"THF. Seniors are going to tea Sun­day.THE old skalawags!--Garcon.SPORT SHORTSThis department is apparently pick­ing up. On Tuesday it was in thesame ('01 umn as the Whistle, and yes­terday it appeared in the Editorialcolumn. And the' editor, in the shortparagraph which preceded, closedwith we have a sense ofhumor!"I ndeed he must have.Again we hear from the Orient.The Maroon baseball team has beatenthe Keie university, 1 to O. Apparent­ly the team has a leaning toward over­time games, for this one ran for teninnings, while the one with Wasedaran for twelve. The cablegram re­ports a crowd of 10,000 spectators.Great amazement has been ex­pressed concerning Samuel Rzesew­ski, the 8-year-old chess player, whodefeated twenty expert men in match­es at Paris a day or so ago.Interviewng the "Old Man" yester­day in regard to the prospective Illi­nois-Chicago track meet, we recordedthe following:"Well, Illinois is strong in the 220,the quarter mile, the broad jump, thejavelin throw, the discus and ham­mer and the shot put •........ ,"Hm-m-m '!It was encouraging, nevertheless, tolearn that the chances with WisCon­sin are no worse,SPOEHR BLUESWEETS BIRDCHORUS men who wear dickiesand pass for being in fun dress havenothing on Sylvia, who has introduceda new fashion in women's blouses, ===============l-I WHEN Belasco Dooley discoversthat the professor can't find his ex­amin-.tion paper he tells him what agood one it was.THE man who wrote the publicityfor the coming alumni reunion showsa great understanding of the tastesof returning Chicago men and wom­en. In speaking of the Senior vaude­ville (to be repated June 12) he says:"Sec an Ch'cazo newspapers of April26, 1!)20." That ought -to insure acrowd.J �t ' WHEN an epidemic like the present"you-tell-tern" plag-ue invades even theSPOEHR CHOCOLATEDQUGHNUTS,A.t the Book�,torcWoodlawn StenographicSe�ceHOTEL STRANDG�rd & COTTAGE GROVE AVE. iTf'1('1)h.T14 lliti4Mr.y tt2t) �1"' , Inlw�rC:I�Y Si-udenh '\Twk SoU",\M iSpecial prices •• -- theMe werk I For HappinessMADETOORDEllThat exactly rightpattern you have inyour mind we havein our store.The Store of WideAssortmentsSuits andOvercoats$50, $60,$65and upwardsNICOLL TheTai)or IweJerrems· Sons IClark ... A41.......... I _._-- -- -.----'! ANN 0 U N C'E MEN T S! The Committee o�-��ti�� and=��,..---- I. --._ I: A�rangements for the Interclass hopI Sophomore women who wish to try, will meet today at 12 in Cobb 12A.out for the class team have been I ---I asked to report to Mary Hayes to-: Examinations for membership inI morrow at 2:30 on Woodlawn field. : the second. Red CE'08H Life SavingI - I corps now 10 process of organizationiAn members of t.he Menorah society I on the camp�s, "ill be held !\lay 21: who are selling tickets for tho inter- i and 27 at 4 111 the Ida Noyes pool.1 11' d Ii en .. cg:ate ance for the Northwest- -=========:-=======! ern and Chicago societies have been I! rcquertcd to see Joe Rice, chainnanl SPOEHR DEAR HEART! or the dance committee, before to-I CHOCOLATES! morrow. II r-1r� .• Icsse_ F. Steiner, director ofI tJ�e Educational service, Washington, ===============! D. C., will address the School ofEDWAlm E. WA.FUL, JR. Ij Commerce and Administration todavAs "�Villy Tipharn," the j.:zzy beH-1 at 4 in Harper Assembly room o�hOI) of "Barbara. Behave l" presented I "The Field of Social Work. 26. Peace Iby t.he Blackfriars May 21, 22, 28 and � Time ,�rogram of the American Red I29 �n !'tIan�('1 ha�1. Eddie W;!s De- I Cross. Iteetive Gnmes In "The Naughty I INineties" and is even funnier in the I The orchestra will rehearse tomor- icurrent show. Tickets at the Box of-I"O'Y at 7:15 In !'litchell tower. It is Ifice; open from 9 to 3. • ;, , •. t h : :==============:. . nportnr t at everyone be present.jt I EverywhereWATCH OURCLASSIFIED COLUMNSFOREMPLOYMENTOPPORTUNITIESFOR THE SUMMERTHE TURKISH CIGARETTEReflectas much as you like- your decision will hein favor of Murad-hecause1 00% pure Turkish tobaccogives them that old-fashionedTurkish taste.1a cigarette" ordinary·· cigarettes cost a trifle less.Judge fOT yourseIF-! ==ffpilht:rit\1nb, vI \1no0'.It81, t.lgnsi,I11nt4el\\ CI11ntJ140::, ' phCnTv"pr:tl�Vnf:tl