10he�.ted)l'kII.I.at= Vol. 18. No. 113. ,.at vroonUNlVERSllY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, MAY 12, 1920 Price Five CentsVARSITY CHANCESBRIGHT FOR MEETWITH WOLVERINESM.oons Strong In Runs,Michigan in Field Eventsand WeightsCAftL JOHNSON'S LOSS BLOWMichigan minus Carl Johnson, andtherefore a very much weakenedMicbigan, is the next rival of the Ma­rOell£ on Stagg field this Saturday.of it.;; most conspicuous track man.Wolverines Strong in FieldThe Wolverines are practically as­sured of victories in the shot-put, withBaker making 43 feet and better; inthe pole vault. with Slaughter goingover 11 feet; in the high jump, withLater making 5 feet 10 inches: and inthe broad jump, where Westbrookspans 22 feet.On the other hand. Chicago hasconsiderable strength in the distancethe sprints; where the Maroons havenot been rated especially dangerous,the outlook is bright. Harris andBartky gave. promising exhibitionsagainst Purdue. and should do evenbetter this week. In distances of ahalf mile and more, Speer. Otis, Jonesand Moore ou�ht to gamer the pre-mier honors if they continue to per­form consistently.Hurdler May Be InterestingI. the 120 and 22O-yard hurdles aninteresting race may be looked forbetween Beardsley of Michigan andHan of Chicago, the latter of whomsupplied something of a surprise byhis work in the 220-yanl low hurdlesSaturday. Both men cover the dis­taDee around :25 3-5.Hyde Park High School alumni arecOI"Ciially invited to attend the school'snnnual operetta, "The Pirates ofPenzancc," directed by O. �. Robin­son, Thu�day afternoon, May 13th,and Friday evening, May 14th. Tick­,b may be l't'OC'm"cd at the school:!uditorium,- -SKUI..L AND CRESC"�NTS::':u11 and Crescent announcespledging of the fol1owing men:William Gleason, Edward Blinks,Otto Strohmeier, David Fryar, F. D.:.icncha:n, Walden Balcomb, Haroldl.cwis, Elwood Starbuck, Ralph l�­gette, Lewis Nor-g:'en, George Yard­ley, John Bagwell, Robert Barney,Arthur White, naynor Timme, H. A.Curtis, Lewis Mc1\fnstcrs, Harry H05-kiDS, GuJlCord Read, Robert Stahr.•__ E ------_ . any of the college politics."BAND GIVES CAMPUS CONCERT SEND OUT PLEDGESTO CLUS:S URGING _CLEANER POUTICS SENIOR WOMEN FROLIC TODAY 361 HIGH SCHOOLSTUDENTS TO TRYFOR SCHOLARSHIPSUni.ersity Orchestra Will PresentProgram Frida,. at � Bench Ede· West Plans Menless Party From.. to 6 in Ida Noy�tition Among Campus Or­ganizations During Week -- Seventy-Eight Candidates Reg-At last they are going to get to- ister to Take Exams. Ingether and have a party without in-�rruptions from the men! Who? English Dept.The women of the Senior class. This ---Will ·Circulate Pe-For the fil'Bt time since the foot­ball season, the University band willgive a concert on the campU8 whenit will perform near the .. c .. benchen Friday from 12 to 1 if the weatherpermits. A varied program of Uni­versity and popular songs will makeup the concert. The entire programwill be published in Friday's issue ofThe Daily Maroon.If the Friday concert is successfulThe injury to the Wolverine �tar is a series of musical programs will beserious and may be responsible for presented by the band regularly. Al­the pennanent loss to the Conference though the band is practically thesame one that played at football gameslast fall, it has been enlarged andAlthough Michigan decisively hum- improved. It now consists of fifty'�., bled the Maroons during the indoor pieces.season, present prospects point to-ward a reversal of affairs this week.Chicago was hard pressed to defeatPurdue last Saturday, but in spite ofthis the showing in the various racesami field events compared very fa­yorably with the marks made whenIllinois squelched Michigan last weekwith a count of 90 to 44. Councilis rumored that Hans Hoeppner com­plained to Edith West because theclass of '20 hadn't started a tradition.She thought about the matter and asa result-well, the Senior women areto have this party today from 4 to6 in the sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall.The committee was in grave doubtabout the matter of games, but finally,although Miss Gertrude Dudley sug­gested a half hour of Graded Gym­nastics, they worked out several newand novel pastimes.The real attraction, however, willbe the refreshments, of which quan­undersigned, both as organizations tity and quality are both promised.and as individuals, do pledge ourselves The last fact should assure all thatto refrain from al] objectionable prac- �t. will be a good party. (Beano Mac­tices (such as the forming of com- Donald wants to bet that they "\\i11DESIRE STUDENT SUGGESTIONS radical departure owes its origin to HOLD TESTS FOR TRINER PRIZE--- the latest craze about traditions. It ---Three hundred and sixty-one stu-dents representing forty-r-ight highschools in and out of Chicago haveentered the prize scholarship examinations to be given as part of thethirty-second annual educational conference tomorrow and Friday.Examinatior.s will be held in EngIish, French, German, Spanish, Latinchemistry, physics, botany, mathematics and U. S. history, The departmentin which the largest number of candidates are entered is English, withseventy-eight registered. Competitiveexaminations will be held at the sametime for the Joseph Triner scholarship in chemistry. This scholarship Isopen to Czecho-Slovak members ofthe graduating classes of the Chicagohigh schools.Pledges for campus organizationsto refrain from underhand politics inclass elections and nominations willprobably be sent out to the fraternitiesand clubs sometime this week, ac­cording to the recommendations madeat a meeting of campus representa­tives, Friday.The petition as it will be sent outto the campus organizations in thenear future, reads as follows: "In or­der to promote cleaner politics at theUniversity of Chicago and to insurethat all elections shall be decided onKappa OmegaAs Latest Recognized a basis of merit and ability, we, theLocaltlons, Publications and Exhibitions.The society was organized on Feb. 1of this year. It has not yet been af­filiated with any national fraternity.Samuel S. Caplan, Isidore Shaue, EliGeiger, Maurice Eclleman, Harry Ad­ler, Samuel Nerlove and Max Sher­man are the men who make �p theIist of charter members. They ;n­tend to complete plans soon for thegraduate council as the committeeand middle distance runs, and even in purcha. s e of a house. mentioned above has powers merelyThe following are the aims of the of recommendation.'10t on the University tennis squad isHOLD C. & A. BANQUET FRIDAY eligible to compete. are representatives from Cincinnati___ The schedule follows: Alpha Delta Beaver Dam, Beloit, Kenosha andSet Tomorrow as Last Day for the Phi, bye; Alpha Tau Omega vs. Beta Milwaukee.Sale of Tickets Theta Pi; Chi Psi, bye; Delta Kappa ------__ Epsilon vs, Delta Sigma Phi; Zeta DRINKLESS AND Sl\fOKELESSToday and tomorrow are the last Beta Tau, bye; Psi Upsilon, bye; Phi BOYS AT U. OF ILLINOISdays on which ticket.s may be bought Gamma Delta vs. Phi Kappa Psi; Phi GET FREE SCHOLARSHIPSfor the Commerce club banquet to be Kappa Sigma, bye; Sigma Alpha Ep- ---held Friday at the Chicago Beach ho- silon vs. Sigma Chi; Sigma Nu, bye; Students in the University of lIlitel. Plans for the evening's enter- Delta Tau Delta, bye; Pi Lambda nois and Kalamazoo college who neitainment have been completed and Phi vs. Acacia; Delta Chi vs, Delta ther smoke nor chew and who 'abstaininclude musical numbers and a mock Upsilon; Phi Delta Theta, bye; Kap- totally from intoxicating liquors are�rial which the school of Commerce pa Sigma, bye; Washington House vs. eligible to compete for free scholar-and Administration will be tried. Tau Kappa Epsilon. ships provided by the will of Mrs.DRIVE FOR COUNSELLORS Dancing will follow the entertain- Louise Gregory who died at Wash-WILL BEGIN ON MONDAY mente "Bud" Coombs' orchestra wiII HOOVER BOOSTERS HOLD ington, D. C., May 1. The will was---furnish the music. "We assure you RALLY TOMORROW AT 4 filed for probate yesterday and itI "�k Women to Sign to Take Care of the price of $2 is not an overcharge," --- states the scholarships are for ",,90r-Should Call For Course Books I IncomlnR Freshmen-Damaris AmH said May Friedman, chairman of the Dr. W. C. Covert of �Chicago to Ad- thy and self-sustaining students who__ • in Charge of Drive--Appoint As- social committee yesterday. "We guar- dres. s Meeting-All Supporters on must be free from the vices of smok-·stant for Camnal·_ Campus Ur"ed to ittend ing or chewing tobacco and drinking'fbe University P�conier has re-! 51 S ... ...... antee a chicken dinner and plenty of � <JI. A • •--- h ld be h d --- I intoxicat,ing liquors."rlue�t-::d that all students who have. fun. Everv woman s cum on anThe annual drive for Upper Cla.c;.c;I '. . Herbert Hoover fortes will hold annet called for course books which were �\·�n though without an e�cort. PlentyCounsellors will begin Mondav Wom- -k I· 1" all-Universitv rally tomorrow at 4 in Plan Picnic for Saturday�1�::'Os:ted (or Winter quarter grades . .. . of men will rna e things Ive y. � oJ(�o so at once. en are asked to sign up to take care The new president, John Logan, and Cobb 12A. Dr. William Chalmers ---of one or two or the incoming Fresh- the newly selected council are to as- Covert of Chicago, one of the chief The Intercollegiate committee ofmen women and to introduce them to sist the 'reception committee in con- executives of the food administration the Y. W. C. A. is planning a picnicthe life of the University. ducting the banquet. ciUl'ing the war and a speaker of na- at Riverside Saturday for all '\II,·0m-Damaris Ames, chairman of the tional prominence, has been secured en who have entered other colleges.-lrivc, has appointed the following Entertain Hoard of Trustees to address the rally. A reorganiza- Those wishing to attend have beenwomen to assist in the campaign: lion will take place at which a new I asked to meet at 1 at the University.. ,.... President and M�. Harry Pratt ....... �Groce Bennet, Dorothy Smith, Emily Judson entertained the Board· of Trus- :'( t of officers will be ('lect�d. and the Avenue L station. Tickets for the din-Talbot, R\1b�' WOmN\ Beth Uphaus, nrc .. sent c1.u.b .e"., la. rged to mclurlc the I ner are 30 cent.c; and the round trip.. t�e� lal't flight.TA'onie Kroeker, J)()rothy Au�ur, Hel- entIre Unl\elffit�.. fare i� 34 cents.I'n McMullen, 'Marie Niergarth, The- Profesl'or Frederick C. \Vooclward - ._ - - - __ -- _ ...... - - - _ - - - •. Hop Contcgt Ends Tonight f h' h 1 h ..J 11 "Hr('�a Wi1�o'n, Lydia Hinckley, LoUlse �.(\ t e .law sc 00 as urge" a 00-.4pt, n()ri� Martin, F..cIna F.i�endrath, The Intcrcla�!' hop po!'ter contest yel·;tes" to attend thc rally. "A !'plen-Hazel Jennu, Effie Wills. Frances ·.,·m end tonight. All artist... who �;d :;lu"'akel' ha� neen ::ecuJ"("\d, and allth" �a\"e mafie rlc�ign� (or the annual Score Club announces the pledginge Crozier, VirJrinia Kendall, Florence .�am!lU" �ur.pol1erl' of !\tr. Hoo"er of the following men:Falk�natt, F.leanor Atkins. ·rlan('c mn�t hring thcm to The Daily �hol1lrl do their utmost to make thisMaroon office �ometime today. Th� Frederick Barber, Franklin Barber,An1"lftint 'Vomen AR A�istantR a rOH!'ing t\1�nout," he (leclared. "This Bruce Dell, na\.�arcl Clinch, Jack Har-......... winne1· (\f the conte�t ,,·m be pre- .1c:cnteti with two ticke� to the hop. ""ccting i� intended for the entire Jis, .Ja('k K('egan, Edwin Jordan,University, faculty as well a� �tu- Locke DO\lrrla�. Wallace Lan'·gan,Po�ters must be in black and white ,..unci 11 by 14 inchc:-; in dimension. dent body. .Jackl'on �Ioore, Frank Linden, Chas.Frges Student� to Attend Loeffel, H"nry Hardy, Frank "w.·ll.""l',:Any lettering pertaining to the 1n- lYl LtE'l"c1ass hop to be gh·en June 4 at 9 "This is th� opportunity for all Walker Kennedy, Osborne Robert:-;,thMe faculty members who helpedin Uartlett g_ ymnasium i!' permissible Olin Stan�bury, Rolx>rt Seymour,;\Ir. Hoove:- win the recent �traw vote ChaJ"}('!" Thompson, Fr�d Frost.ar.d the ctesif:!1l is left to the artist. (C(mttnurd on pagi' 3)FraternityKappa Omega is the latest local binntions, the trading of votes, etc., miss the men. Any takers 1,)fraternity to be officially recognized ��tc.) in all nominations and elec­hy the Board of Student Organiza- tions," Pan-Hel Tennis Matches MustBe Played Thi�WeekDesire Student Sugg�tionsSuggestions are being and havebeen received by the committee on"clean politics" and by the Under­Rraduate council in regard to thebest method of getting the candidatefor an office acquainted with his vot­ing public. Any suggested improve­ment. s must go through the Under- The' first round of the Interfraternitytennis tournament, both single anddoubles matches, must be played off'this week, according to the committeein charge. All teams must reporttheir matches to John Combs at theDelta Tau Delta house immediatelyafter the games. Any undergraduatenew fraternity as given by SamuelKaplan: "To attain and perpetuate aloyal and altruistic fellowship amongthe men of the college as well as thefraternity; to strive for high sehol­arshipr to do all in its power to bringto the attention of all prospectivestudents the advantages of the Uni­varsity, and to always act in thebest interests of the University in allmatters pertainin� to college life;and, above a11, never to become a po­Iitical unit as a fraternity body inDorothy Lyons, Mary Haye�, Fran­ces Lerch, Man'>n ,Taynes, GertrudeRi!=:�cll, Ruth o,,'emale, Mary GwenSraw, Lucy N('ill. Savilla Millis, Na­":-Ilia GrE'('n!"f"ld('r, Mildred. Stone,(;1adys HawleY', Gertrucle Vogde�,f.}lr.a Clark Ruth Mct('alfe, Mina Mor-(Cmtfmned n7t pttne 2) Eleven Scholarships GivenEach scholarship, eleven of whichare given by the University to thosewriting the best papers, representstuition fees for the college year 192021. Examinations "ill be held inCobb han from 9 to 12 and are open.to seniors in high schools who arerecommended by their principals.Twenty-two high schools in Chicago and twenty-six high schools out;side of Chicago are represented atthe conference. Among the studentswho will be here from other statesSCORE CLUB. - - - - - - - - _1- _THE DALY MAROON, WEDNESDAY,'MAY 12,-\1920 I'2m�r ilaily _arDon 1r,1 �MARPON ,BOOK SHOP'!he Student' New.paper of the !Unh'ersity of Chicago-- ==================================================�?Published mornings, except Saturday, •• Tal .... of 'lilly Natl've Town," by Ga- t ted·Sunday and Monday dunng the Au- ��!., ... eres In the men and women oftumn, Winter and Spring quarters - brielle D'Annunzlo, 1920. Doubleday, Pescara, only to find that their creatorb, the Daily Maroon company. Page & Co .. $1.75. expects to leave their destinies hang-EDITORIAL DEPARTl\IENT ing in the air, to be ended nobodyJOHN E. JOSEPH .. Managing Editor knWilHam Morgenstern, Athletic Editor .Mr. Joseph Hergesheimer, in a pre- ows how. There are some ratherHarold Stansbury Feature Editor face to Gabrielle D' Annunzio's "Tales fascinating persons, who are con-John Ashenhurst News Editor t N cerned: "or a "ew minutes they areRose Fischkin ..•...... News Editor 0 My. ative Town,' comments that ' �. �IHelen Ravitch News Editor "no individual has ever written into real flesh and blood human beings, andHarry Bird ...........• Night Editor literature a more minute examination then they have become in a secondErnest Fribourg ...•..• Ni_ght-Editor uncertain figures, dim shadows againstHerbert Rubel ..••.....• Day Editor of actuality than that in these stories."H· t h th t h highly colored canvas. They cease toBUSINESS DEPARTl\IENT e points out urt er a t ese areGRANT l\1EARS-Business Manager "coherent fragments from the mass be real, because they have 'not beenHenry Pringle .. Advertising Manager of life and warns the reader that un- placed in any real relation to life.Keith Kindred .. Circulation ManagerLaurence Tibbits ..... Asst. Cir. Mgr.Entered as second class mail at theChicago postoffice, Chicago, Dlinois,March 13, 1906, under the act ofMarch 3, 1873. less he is impressed with the beauty You will probably like these storiesof sheer living he need not browse if you are in the least inclined towardherein. He gives a gentle reminder animated little treatises on the world,to the effect that in reading one must the flesh and a romantic Mephisto­not lose sight of certain fundamental pholes. You 'will certainly enjoy theOtfiees .............•...... Ellis 14 differences in Italian imaginative fie- portraits of the Don Giovannis, theTelephone Midway 800 tion as compared with American, yet I Pall uras, and the Maestro Peppes, withhe is convinced that the comedies and their long noses and their naughty in­tragedies of Pescaran lives, the work- clinations.ings of Pesmaran minds, in final anal- But you will wonder very much whatysis, are very much like our own. happens to all of them, and you willNot to emulate the somewhat doubt-'II f hi h . t e t hope that the most do not HYe happilyful example of :\lr. Arthur Brisbane, -� 0 w IC IS very rue xcep, that it does not go far enough. There ever after, -K. S.but today we are moved to writeabout a book. It is called "This Side is no question about the reality ofWednesday, May 12. J 920A BOOKdise" is a good book; we would ad­vise you to read it. D'Annunzio's sketches, nor is theremuch doubt as to their being, inter- MAROON NET MEN WINesting. But they lack, it seems to me, FIRST "BIG TEN" MEETa certain rather necessary quality of I ---worth-whole fiction, namely, signifi-I Take .411 Single �fatches With Wis­cance, As Mr. Hergesheimer says, I eonsin Saturday - Split Doubles,they are fragments. "Fragments" is! Pike and Jamieson Losing and Se­� soothing term, used with ever-in-] gal and Vories Winning.creasing frequency by criti,cs, and it Icov('r:;: a multitude of petty weakness- I • •I thi 't . d t I The Maroon tennis team won Itses. n IS case 1 )S rna e 0 serve If I h If told tori th I first conference match Saturday whenor a nozen a - sones rown,. .... It conquered Wisccnstn on the Uni-piece-meal m a heterogeneous collec- 't rts F h f hei. • . versl Y cou . res rom t elr VIC-t ion, redeemed only by vividness of at- t th Okl h. . on' over e a oma team, themosphere and a certain vigour of pres- M' t d 11 f, f th '.entation. aroons cap ure a �ur 0 e sm-gles matches and split the doubles. One must �ave �wn hoary-headed I \· .. ith the Cardinals.m some special of hterary career be- C t Pik 'ta'" "d"� h' 'M -f h '" ap . e s rre ror t e aroons,ore e may say With impunity that I' ti G tf d'· h '11'S d 'I I uerea mg 0 re son In a t n mgo-an -So s atest work does not meet. tch 6 3 3 6 64 V' Sidwith his approval. Until one has rna., -, -, . o:les, ega an'Id d . d·t· Jamieson also won consistent matches.grown 0 an experience, I )S safefor him to say nothing more thanthat such-and-such a novel by This­or-That romanticist fails to meet cer­tain accepted standards. He does notunder any circumstances set the stampof his own disapproval. It would do Ino good because nobody cares whetherhe disapproves or not. When heceases to generalize and begins to saysomething to the point, he becomesridiculous. He is too young to at­tempt anything half so dangerous.Therefore in discussing "The Count- Iess of Amalfi" or "Sorcery" or "TheReturn of Turlendana," it is not givento me to say more than that I find itexcessively irritating to become in-of Paradise" and it is all about col­lege life. At the present time thebook is a best seller, a fact whichdoes not necessarily damn the pro­duction 3." something rather cheapand sensational. "This Side of Para-The book is a nove] of manners,the manners and lack of manners ofthe present "younger generation," andits great virtue lies in the fact thatit is honest. A hundred years henceit may not cut a great swath for thevery reason we happen to be inter­e::ted in it today: The present comesfirst in any generation. Perhaps itis not a very literary production andperhaps it is over-young, but all suchfaults are swept aside by what wecall a sociological sharpness of pres­entation.Several years ago there appeareda novel similar in scope and treat­ment. The book was entitled "Salt,"but it was a lascivious Iibel on col­leges and youth. .It was dishonest,and it represented a point of viewtha.t was dishonest. "This Side ofParadise" happens to be truthful.We would suggest that the bookbe sent home to fond and anxiousparents who worry about the rest­lessness of the younger generation.Perhaps after reading the book theywould comprehend. We would sug­gest that the book be- presented tosuch persons who find evil in life aslived by our generation, We wouldsuggel't that the book be read bycollege students who are wonderingwhat to do with their ideal!" and theirsmattering of education. It answersquite a few questions and it manu­factures quite a few. And above all,to say it again and once again, it ishonest. Which is something to bethankful for.I.,ARROW7roy f::TailomlSOFT COLLARSCLUETT. P£A80DY " co .. INC • TROY. N. YTHE FAMOUSORIV.; FOR COUNSELLORSWIJ..J ... BEGIN ON :\fONDA Y(Continned from page 1)rison, .Iulia White and Elizabeth I\Valkel",., \'ll' h()JI(' that l".('I'Y woman willn'ali;'!' t h" l'.('('<1 f'o r Cp})('!' C1a�:-: Coup­�'(':j(lr!'.'· ;.:aid :'If i:-:, A m 0':-:, "TheFrr-rhma n wo.non ner-d not only an;111\'i:-OI, hut a rc.rl f'riond to god them:..:t;ll'tl'd right."WO!T1f'n Will :\ff'ct Tuesday\\'0"1"" :-:ol:citing ple<ig-(':-: will meetTl:(,;:(!;�Y at ·1 in the Y. W. C. A. of­firr-. Now on sale at theReynolds Club and University BookstoresHave you tried one � I f not, do--they are goodGet the Touraine Habit! I t is the best habit to get!S�OEHR'S FOUR LOOPSTORESr Of Lunch Downtown Shirt PricesHigher than they used to be, ofcourse, but not as high as you thinkthey are. You can still buy a goodshirt at any of the Washington ShirtCo. stores at $2.00, $3.00 or $4.00.FRED L. 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"·.. �·.r�i .TI-IE,DAILY MAROON. �WEDNESDAY,)MAY 12, 192(1 ! , ·3peat the best SODgs would be merely of Chicago's most distinguished cit­to copy the titles of 'certain best sell- Izens," declared George K. Bowden,ers. There is a chorus of moderate president of the Hoover club.· "Hecharm, richly and artistically clad in has for years held a splendid repu­what Miss Alice O'Neill believes to tation as, one of the foremost fightersbe peasant dress. Two young ladies, for civic and political reform in theMiss Edna Pierre .and Miss .M� I entire country. At the entrance of... __ -----------�� Eaton, dance charmingly and intelll- the United States into the war hegently. Mr. Frederick Santley seems was immediately called to Washing­to have studied the requisites of her- ton and given one of the most impor­oism and juvenilism, and Mr. Rc,bin-, tant .posts in Mr. Hoover's organiza­son Newbold is a gay and irrepressi- tion.ble gentleman whose delineation· of UA�ong other things, he had com­character in the last act while he plays I plete charge of enlisting and organiz­with "The Flowers That Bloom in the I' ing the 250,000 churches in the coun­Spring" (yes, from "The Mikado") try in the food production and con­deliver endless encores. Miss Fran- servation drive. When this work wasres Demarest and Mr. Louis Simon completed he went overseas and servedare two other excellent players who in France, as one of the senior chap­add to the enjoyment of the eve- lains of the army. He has for fifteenning.I call "The Royal Vagabond" intel­Iigent entertainment. If you are look-F.UMSi·KU:MSA DkEAM CREPEFISHEI{·MAID NEWPORT CORDKHAKI·KOOI KLJ�IAX·SATINCHINCHILLA SATIN TIIISLDUROSHANARA CREPE,..I II IroJ,'r.tGrlllc.:wl')I, 1:1 •• ,1 .... T'ord ct Ih(' best Silk D�/lo"'men/:S­,,. u.-::ri_t cp!'arr.' ct :ilt' hctt,r Gar::r�·,.t{)e/Hli''''''.,;;:; c;ld Clan S.lct:I Tiu nn"" ,U�LL1.'VSON :'.1SPECIAL ATrENTlON ,1,(' �('INrr'morks III i�"u; ... '1�i5!!!!!iE=UN====IV==E=RS��======\\='O=R=K==�11 I ··nr New Sills n-«:Madison A'\'cnue-3ht StreetPrlnun .. I Th� nail,.. MAr'nO)n NEW YOnK------------------------------------------------------�"rHE ,ROYAL VAGABOND"A Review of the Latest Ol'eriDgat the Colonial TheatuBy ,JOHN E. JOSEPHWhat that luscious bonbon "Sari"did i'n ages past 'most productions ofthe opera comique school fail to do.Doubtle�s Mr. George M. Cohan waspainfully aware of the fact when hesaw "The Royal Vagabond" at itssqualling delivery; so he appliedBroadway mockery and jazz, and 10-­we have an ironical prodigy of songand dance, Mr. Cohan purposely em­pha!'izes the fact that the chocolatesoldier, in this case, isn't even madeof chocolate, and as far as his beinga soldier .is concerned-well, Heavenhelp the Vienna producers of waltz-,ing romance.Here we have a prince who is. ath t a democrat, in love with a mill-ear d .. The place is Bargravia, an Inlner.Bargr3\'ia there are royalists and re-bli ..... s and peasants and inns andpu ican iblplots and soldiers, all ine�pressl ymuddled in a graustarkian stew.'Il. ..., Steven Szinnyey and Anselml'Uessl'�.G tzl responsible for the book andoc , .music, belie"'ed in the opera com�que,but Mr. Cohan did not. So be enhs�the' aid of Wrn. Cary Duncan,. JuhanMitchell, Sam Forrest and hIS ownuni(lUe talent; the result is an ente�­taining flippancy concerning the comicopera stories of cabbages and kings."The Royal Vagabond" sustains av�ry gentle belief that once in a dec­ade the producer can take stale ma­terial and present it in a new man-_nero The entertainment is not mu- --­sical comedy, not opera eornique. not iiraw revue nor rank burlesque, but -just a large ha-ha at serious heroics. �Save for the sentimental bickerings §of a princess and an officer no per- �son on the stage even expects to be i��-taken seriously. The revolution inBargravia is foolish, and the demo-cratization of that country makes you 1_-.­grin. Those naughty wags who re-fu. s e to take Attorney-General Pal­mer seriously would appreciate thepoint of "The Royal Vagabond." §In spite of aU this foolishness 'Mr. §=I_�_=-_�_ ..Cohan has not forgotten that the es- �sential demands upon musical com­edy are those of song and dance. The -­music is pretty and familiar; to re- -SPOEHR ENGLISH TOF­FEE BARAt the BookstoreYOU.TOO.CAN HAVE1EAU11FULEYELASHESaDd BROWSThe,. add woackrfal.I,. to 0_·' buat,.charm and aUraeti"e·ne ... A liUleLasIa. Brow -IDeapplied Dis:htl,.. willnoariah •• t i .. a I atea.d p,o .. ere growthof E,el .. hu & E)'e­bro ..... akinl themloal. thick aDd IUltroUI, Cuareateed ablolate!,harmln.. Handrnla of thou ... d. of women hanbfta delighted with the �,uhl obtaint'd b, it Iase; wh)' aot )'ou?Price SOc. At You Dealer'aMABELL LABORATORIES, CHICACO--mMIDWEST mTYPESETTING "COMPANY �510· 512 �!EAST SIXTY-THIRD "STREET ;PRINTERS and. LINOTYPERS ing for such, book a seat at the Co­lonial before the production leavestown. This is its fifth week here. years been a leader in all progressivesocial campaigns in Chicago and is anoted authority on all questions of so­cial reform. He bears a splendid na­tion·wido reputation as a speaker, anorganizer, a progressive thinker andworker, and a. patriot of the highesttype." brings back the "friendly glass"p�,Food-Valueand Satisfactionin evel'9 bottleKnown E-oergwherll-Sold EtJer!)wherllAnheuser-Busch, Inc.St. Louis".- ... �K.".'!;�..-·.::-,..·�7�: . -(If//1 - �-.��-��Camels blend to eith,:' kind �Jlf��'fllof tobacco smoked straight l :::-r: ��7Il ��\���;�J���:[���1 ��JJ�����:Pl�asant dgareUY odor! j�:: .. n:"�:"·'. .1 i':.-r· _ ',j��" f)�f(- ''''.'. r - �,�if�}���::�::�::.�: '"�=,��.�-�_,-�-�1�.. �;-tI,.��:-�D:l 1!!oe.,I<.:d �.brIc8�f:'r. ('If .. o n .. c : ,t ••. �; or-- - _-_ -P.J.����f?i�:::�c. JitFJJr:���t�tHOOVER·BOOSTERS HOLDRALLY TOMORROW AT ..(C01ltimled'f� pGg8 1) Subscribe to the Daily Maroonand Get All the Campus Newsto really show their loyalty to ourcandidate. We want to see everyHoover supporter on the campus atthis meeting so that the new orga.n­ization may be given a splendid start.""In Dr. Covert we have secured one BIRDSPOEHR BLUESWEETSFor Happiness"I F you would ,know real smoke contentment, just you smokea W D C Pipe full of your favorite tobacco. Then you'llknow .what ,a real French h.riar is, and what the Demuthseasoning will do to make It break in sweet and mellow.�sk any good dealer to show you a variety of shapes, thenpick yours.WM_. DEMUTH & CO .. NEW YORK\V� � LO'S LARGES' MAKERS OF FINE PIPESFor Out-Doors and In-DoorsMAI�LINSON'0Silks de Luxe �are the invariable first choicetot the girl who appreciatescharacter, 'style and quality.The silk inspirations for 1920arc:-INDEsTilucrmLE VOILEPUSS\' WILLOW DEW·KIST 1"t''.! -"r4SPOEHR PUDIlINGSAt the BoobtQleT... Theatrical Instinctaight?")fax Stetfens-uLooking on..ad I look as if I was doing ?"Chat--" Acting." information eoneerning the Maroon United States government doeu-I=================jba!o:eba1l team which percolates to ments consisting of information on athe campus, that the OOy8 have en- variety of subjects are being eshib­tered the Open Door, which we aI-I ited at the Information desk in Har­ways hear so much about, and have per W31. Among thc current doeu­closed it securely behind them. I ments are "Insular Possessions andCuba," "Increases in Salaries of Col-Since the cables and the wireless lege Teachers," "Malnutrition," andlines are evidently out of commission "Problems of Mathematics Secondarywe have been obliged to resort to Education." Each week a new se­lection of documents will be exhibited.THE.DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, MAY 12.1920EXHIBIT BOOKLETS AT DESKIN WEST TOWER OF BAIlPEBALSTON BENNETT came rushing.... ''Where are you jaynee going!" Blaek Bonnet will meet today at 12.... a_cd. The slang was excusable. in the Y. W. C. A. room.All seniors who desire class jewel-ry have been asked to see EdgarReading today and tomorrow from 11Cbet Guy-"What , .. ere you doing to 12 in Cobb 12A.ner at Blackfriars rehearsal last SPORT SHORTSANNOUNCEMENTSMembers of Yellow Jacket can gettheir pins today and tomorrow from12 to 1 in the Trophy room of IdaNoyes hall. It would seem, from the amount ofwatching the seismograph in Rosen­wald, for some �ign of life from theopposite side of the globe. We're ex­pect.i"g the team to jar the earthwith its prowess. But it hasn't moved Chi Psi announces the pledging ofa jot since we've kept that instrument Paul A. Whitney of Salisbury, Vt.under observ ation. . I- l SPOEHR DEAR HEARTSeeking Higher Educatioa I CHOCOI..A YESIn seeking that material of which! i EverywhereSport Shorts are made we have just ===============come across an advertisement ot the! t---------------­University of Chicago correspondence! We Pay Highest Prices for Second!'tlJ�ly department in the esteemed t Hand Clothing and Shoes. NoI Orders too Large or Small.Daily Illini. I A. MARKOWITZI Room 412Czecko-Slovakia is setting up a lit- Itle competition to Belgium'S Olympic!��me!' by erecting a stadium in 1-------------- ...Prague and inviting participation ot Ithe leading nations. The United iStates is among those which have ac-Icepted, The competitors are request-jed to carry their own provisions. ii.The Intercollegiate committe-e willWhat meet todav at 4 in the Y. W. C. A.room. Clai Psi Announces PledgeWE know one thing' Editor Lydiawill ha .. e in the Greenwood Whistle: Tryouts for the Campus club indoorAn announeement of a meeting of the baseball team will be held today atitenior committee for the Quadrangle 4 :15 in Stagg field if the' weather per-fete. mits.t. the Secondary School Conference.. \nd it came to pass that a strangercame along among the men and the All games in the Interfraternitywomen who studied in the university baseball league were postponed yes­and there was assigned unto him an terday on account of bad weather..ndergraduatc to shew him the sights Five games are scheduled for today.that were there at the university. Phi Kappa Sigma play!' .Phi GammaAnd the undergraduate was informed Delta; S. A. E. plays Phi Psi; Sigmato that extent to which most students Chi play!' T. K. E.;' Beta meets Delta=,,'j'> informed about their college and Sigma Phi; and Delta Tau plays Chihe notwithstanding set out for to Psi. The �ames which were post­• hew the stranger about the campus poned yesterday will be played asthat was there. soon as possible.And he came well nigh unto abuilding that was known by the name The Campus Club Council will meet.f Ricketts laboratory, which is to today at 4 in Ellis 3.say it w� known to a few. And the --- - - - - - ._._-­rtrangcr said What building is thisand UJe _undergraduate answered andpaid' it is Harper Memorial library. All members of the Republican clubAnd the stranger was sore surprised. executive council have been asked toAn� they proceeded yet further meet today at 1 in the South Lectureand came upon the C bench and the"TELL me something funny," saidWaria. Creyts."I couldn't think of it," said HelenWcMullell."I know," said Marian, "but youlIlight ha.e heard it somewhere."TH8 class colors chosen by thefederation are all right to talk aboutbut it's terrible to see them used{or decoration. The Senior booth,for example, will be purple instead ofmaroon. It's fine if you like purple:The Parable of'. the Visitorstranger spake and said What man­.. er of place is this and the studentanswered and said This is where thewomen of the colleges do seat them­s-elTes when they are so disposed.And the stranger said, And whatbuilding is this and he indicated by apointing of his staff Cobb hall whichstood nearby. And the undergrad­uate said That is Ellis hall.And when he had bade the strangeradieu on the seal under Mitchelltower he went his way polishing hisguide'S badge wit.h his coat sleeve andbeing well satisfied with himself forhe knew he had done noble that dayfor the glory of his university.SYLVIA TAYLOR received a band­hox containing two large doughnutsthat would have looked like Ford tiresif they hadn 't been dolled up to 100klike funeral wreaths. With food im­portations like that the inmates ofFoster will probably not starve todeath as was expected..,WE are sentenced to a mid-term.-Garcon.WATCI;I OURCLASSIFIED COLUMNSFORF.MPLOYMENTOPPORTUNITIESFOR THE SUMMER 806 East Sixty-Thinl Stree.and upwards- ' /NImLLTheTailor PROTECT YOUR�Jer ·_ PARENTSClark Ad_ .....against 1')5s, in the event of your�===================================�=============�=============�ia�'S doath. (IC the money invested in youreducation, The only medium throughwhich this can be done is LIFE IN­SURANCE.Phone me fer appointment and de­tails. If not in when you phone, leaveyour name and phone number.The SinJ: committee will meet to­day at 5 in the Alumnae room of IdaNoyes hall. The members of thecommittee include Dean Wallace. Eliz­abeth Williford, Ruth Huev, MinaMorrison, Gladys Nyman,· BarrettSpach, Crandall Rogers, James Nice­ly and Glenn Harding.105 W. Monroe St. IPhones:Central 4556 and Central 8574The Publicity committee of the In­tcrelass hop will meet today at 12 inCobb 12A.ence .A rehearsal. of the Universlty or­chestra will be hold in the band room�litchell Tower, tonight at 7. A ne,,:program will be worked out, and allmembers must be present. "Bring your lunch."V..ADE TO ORDEl?iThe tennis team has brilliant pros- ipects for the current season. A tie!with the Oklahoma team, which must Ihave been rated pretty highly to jus-;tify a long trip east, and a clear win I'over Wisconsin make a good start. IAnd the Campus Club and Interfra-Itemity tournaments should unearth!some good material for future refer-;II-The Maroon track squad is winding !up for a lusty wallop to deliver to:1Michigan this Saturday in paymentfor the drubbing during the indoor jseason. Without Johnson, the Wol-!verines should be caught with their iguard do\vn-in fact, they've just 1about lost their good right arm. i!We're sorry about Johnson, but. '" i ,Is it difficult, slow,and dear, to get ex­actly right patternselsewhere?It's quick, and easy,and inexpensi ve 'atThe Store of WideAssortmentsSuits andOvercoats'$50, $60, $65G. o. P. COUNCIL TO MEETroom of the Law library for an im­portant session. The following ar .. ·.... that doesn't make a sick manmembers: Charles Greene. l\leh'in well.Griffith, Charles McBride. Eleanor At­kin!". William Gemmill. John Logan.Eliz�beth Brown. George Bowden.John .Joseph, Victoria Allen. John Ash-enhurst, F..dwin Nelson and Ruth Lov­ett.C LAS S I FIE 0 ADS.SA LESMEN WANTED - Limitednumber of summer salesmen op­portunities open. Write MaroonX12 for appointment. 134)W:ANTED- Young man to sell me­chanical appliance to moving picturetheaters, schools, etc; must havehad some sales experience and mustbe responisble and of �ood appear­ance. Apply at Maroon office be­twen 12 and 12:�O. 1�7 Genuine cordooansIT is g�ing to be mighty in-terestmg news to a greatmany young men to knowthat they can get genuine shellcordovan oxfords for $12 ;cmd for shoes that are made asfine as these it's a re- $12markably low price.You can order by mail.W ANTED-An opportunity is open toa young rna" or woman of ability,responsibility and good appearanceto earn from $50 to $100 a weekduring the summer, part or fulltime. Apply at Maroon office be­tween 12 anel 12:�0 or 3 to �::l0p. m. 138W ANTED-To the man or woman whointends traveling next �ummer andwi�hes to pay hi� or her way en­route we wish to present a very\·.orthy proposition which !'hou1c! neta generom; profit seIling a me­chanical device cogtinr,- upward!; of$lfiO. Apply at Maroon office be­tween 12 and 12:30. 139 Maurice L Rothschild.... yCbeerfullyRef1mded South.".., comerJoelr.," and Stllte ChicagoMinneapolisSt. Paul• .'.�.=:.�, 'Ic•)_eet...II1:�fI!14!•jC'OVVHEV'§a.e f .. _.M .. • ••• aia_p, BallI, � ...KIIIk1r ...BlLLlAKDSClGAU-a&awrra-PfPa158oII&Ia ... --iiCIa ..... ia Aft.Wall..... 51 .... _s. ...HOTEL STRANDI8nl • oorrAGB QaO'YE AVE.f'�JI""'''UDiftnli_ St.deata wen: �Special prieM _ __ *-e werkWoodlawn' Trust& Savinfs BankWOODLAWN AVENUEAt Sixty-Third Street--(}-Nearest Bankto theUniversity of ChieagoPrivate DANCING LessonsIn a course of five lessons ($5.00)one can acquire the steps of theWaltz. One-step. and Fox-trot. Socialduncin,: class Monday Eve at 8 P. M.r, VCIA HENDERSHOT STUDIO15-1J E. 57th St. Hyde Park 2314PURE FOODof the highest quality. H�like Cooking at popular Pricesis what you get at theEmpress Quick Lunchc. C. WHITEHillSPECIAL AGENTNew York Life Insurance Co.Phone Central" 5501:10 NORTH LA SALLE ST.DO YOUWANT TOEARN$100 Per Weekin a great popular movementto combat the High Cost ofLiving?I f �O, 'in tcrviewMR. RHEINFRAN�Wednesday, May 12thbetween 1 1 a. m. and 4 p. m,at Y. M. C. A. Ellis HallSPOEHR CHOCOLATEDOUGHNUTSAt the Bookstore