, '. '_'.'"Vol. 18. No. -102 "1 r - - . .r- ..... '":' �... '."aroon• Price Five CentsRepeat Senior Vaudeville May ·1� ,"••\�\.,\l UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 22.1920'First Annual CampusClub BanquetMay 7Arrangements for the first annualCampus club banquet are being com­pleted by the club council. It ha!lbeen decided to hold the banquet Fri­day, May 7 at. 7:30 at the MadisonPark Hotel. Hyde Park Boul.. andDorchester Ave. Dean Linn, Mr.George Sherburne and other facultymembers will be present to speak tothe club ..-Because the dinner will be limited toseventy-five, it is necessary that allCampus club members desiring to bepresent. send in their reservationsthrough the campus club, number 212,Faculty Exchangej" or purchase tick­ets from the following: George Mills,Dwight Ebert. Henry Pringle, WilliamMorgenstern. Robert Adler, MortonLivingston, Richard Strauss, HerbertRubel, Alvin Baum, Sidney Stein, Ed­ward Waful, or Paul. The dinnerwill cost $1.65 a plate .�\)\ Ii:-"1) 1d',i ih�froh·1·1': t\·i' 'ttrI"·: .:- '.I :. 2 ...COMMUNICATIONTHE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, APRIL 22,1920JOHN E. JOSEPH .. Managing EditorWilliam Morgenstern, Athletic Editor Editor of The Daily Maroon:Harold Stansbury Feature Editor What is the advantage of education,John Ashenhurst News Editor when 102 out of a possible 160 of sup-Rose Fischkin News Editor posedly intelligent men will vote forHelen Ravitch News Editor inexperience and inefficiency as ex-Harry Bird , Night Editor emplified in Hoover, as a suitable manJ:.'rnest Fribourg Night Editor for president of the United States?Herbert Rubel Day Editor They are probably the same bunchof fellows, who in 1912 were fightingat Armageddon with Roosevelt, withthe consequent result of both Wilsonm�r laily _aroonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversrty of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday,Sunday and Monday during the Au­tumn, Winter and Spring quartersby the Daily :\laroon company.EDITORIAL DEPARTl\IENTThe StaffBUSINESS DEPARTMENTThe Staff (In view of the fact that the com­munication column of The Daily Ma­roon is maintained u a c1carinChouse for student and faculty opinion,The Daily Maroon accepts no respon­sibility for the sentiments thercm ex­pressed. Communications arc wel­comed by the editor, and should besicned as an evidence of good faith.although the name will not be pub­lished without the writer's con�ent.)ECO:So)IICS AND THE FLAGGRAST MEARS-Business Manage and Hoover.Henry Pringle .. Advertising .Manage) When you take into account the factKeith Kindred .. Circulation Manager that Hoover received his appointmentLaurence Tibbits Asst. Cir.Mgr in the first place at the direct com-mand of England. and that he hasEntered as second class mail at theA LEADERFor those who are interested in thepresidential aspirations of Herbert C.Hoover and for those who think Mr.Hoover is not the man for the presi­dential chair we print· the followingfrom the Saturday Evening Post'sleading editorial in the issue of April.17, 1920. It wa� captioned "Call fora Leader.""What is demanded b}- the situationis a man on foot; a man sturdily andsteadily walking down the middle ofthe road, with his feet on the ground,his eye clear, his vision unimpairedand forward-looking, his m.ind unen-bered with theory and hIS thoughtcum ' ..unclouded with a mushy ub>Pla�lsmor an alien radicalism-an Amencanrh understands, feels, knows the'Wo -, astneeds of America and Amenca s v, t as they eKist today, who un-peop ed·t· dderstands European con I IOns an.caD pfiot America safely through newI d who has the courage andchanne s, an.:.. abiiity to enforce necessary remedIes."Is there such a man? Not amongth fustian favorite sons who ared ::ning the ears of the people with�eir self-asserted claims for con­sideration; not among the purely. . . andidates who clamor ofpohtlclan c. .·rtues and seek to securetheir own ';1rt what they say rather than�ppo 00fb fon what they do; not in the IS 0those the bosses are setting forth asable for the job."The right man must have the cour-age to cut loose; the determination to.lk with the people and refuse thewa •obsequious offer of the bosses to g1\"�him rides on the old machines; thevision to sec clearly in� the futureand the nerve to shake oft' the entang­ling alliances of the past. Judging byhis past perfonnances and present ut­terances, Herbert Hoo�·er seems to fitthe specifications and the speeifica­tions seem to fit Herbert Hoover." been England's agent ever since, thisChicago postoffice, Chicago, Illinois ought to be sufficient for any trueMarch 13, 1906, under the act of and brave American, no matter if heMarch 3, 1873. did have sufficient ability, which Ivery much doubt. He is a very goodcamouflager. He came from EnglandCalled for, $2.50 a year; $1.00 a after nearly twenty years of residence,quarter. for the express purpose, as he himselfBy Carrier, $2.50 a year; $1.00 a expressed it "of getting into thequarter. game," and he most assuredly got inBy Mail (city), $3.M a year; $1.50 with both feet at the direct sacrificeof everything American.He first camouflaged thesympathet­ic American housewife with the cryof conservation and high priced sub­stitutes that some manufacturers werevery anxious to get onto the market,which were either fed to chickens orelse thrown away. His promised $11.00a barrel for flour will look about likeOn account of an acute shortage "thirty cents" when the Americanor print paper The Daily Maroon will people begin to count the billion dol­not be �ble to run any six-page edi- lar � year expense attached to the_ .. tions for the present. administration.Every item of food that was soughtto regulate advanced in price, and .ithas not yet gone down, so that we arestill paying as a living cost as the dierect benefit of his regulations. In ad­dition to this we' have hundreds ofthousands of. underfed emaciatedpeople both men and children who aresuffering from anemia and the likethat will tell in no uncertain measureupon the coming generation.But why go on! There are a thou­sand other good and sufficient rea­sons to show his utter inexperience.From the very minute that he f.r�.;testablls'hed his propaganda bureauwith one stenographer in the Wil12.rdHotel in . Washington, he has been acandidate for president. He has nowestablished himself with Crane. Cranehas gone to China and wants to staythere, so that his Millions, and theMillions of English money wilt prob­ably be swung into a campaign ,gain�1;the' sovereign people of America.This is probably -why your rich pro­fessors think as they do. Do youthink. well of the prospect 1Are you quite sure that he has eyervoted in America!It is such campaigns as this ofyours that is keeping hls name beforethe people. You may not reach avery large number but rhe article wascopied in a newspaper with �O,OOOcirculation, from which :t will � cop­ied by other papers w,th gr'!'at eireculations, and the first thir.� you knowit becomes' of general ::tos�:p.- Would not you like to be a1:..!c topurchase a paper mill U!l in Maine at3750,000.00 and a Washington news­paper at $350,000.00 on a salary of$1.00 a year?The American people seem to beable to stand for a lot, but I do hopethat we may soon,return to our owndear America. The America of Wash­ington and good old Abe Lincoln.-We G. Bennett.SUBSCRIPTION RATESa quarter.Editorial ROO)(lS _ .. Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Businesf Office .........•..•• Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Thursday, April 22, 1920ANNOUNCEMENT -INITIAL PLAY IN LINE �I Y. M. C. A. PRESENTS JAMES IBALL SERIES OPENS SOON NICEL Y WITH LOVIN� CUP I.•-' -- I AT INSTALLATION BANQUE'rInitial play in the line ball series I ---will open this week and the finals are James Nicely, ex-president of the 63rd It COTTA<JE. GROVE AVE.scheduled for April 29. These games I Y. 1\1. C. A. was presented with a ten I' Telephone Midwall 820will be played by ine various team I inch loving cup at the installation Univ.crsity. Students Work Soliciteddi •. . f th h "cal -'tuN' .' .. Special prices on term theme workgame l\lSIOnS 0 e p ySI �. I banquet last Friday for hIS services as I ..classes for women .. After the wmnmg president. The cup was ingravedteam is determined on April 29, the with "The University of Chicago y.1classes will take up volley ball. M. C. A. to James Mount Nicely, Presi-jdent 1919-1920.' !I WoodlaWn SteDOgrapbicServiceHOTEL STRANDWoodlawn Trust& Savinfs Bank·SPOEHR BLUESWEETS BIRDWOODLAWN AVENUEAt Sixty-Third StreetMcLAUGHLIN SPEAKS BEFOREFOREIGN STUDENTS' FORUMFor HappinessAn Opportunity for YoungWomen. Forum for Foreign Students under Ithe auspices of the Y. M. C. A. Willihold its second meeting of the quar­ter tonight from 7 to 8 in Haskel1 as-sembly. Dr. Andrew :McLaughlin, Ihead of the history department of theUniversity will lead the discussion of I"American Ideals of Democracy." Nearest Bankto theUniversity of ChicagoOur Company is setting a precedentby employing university women dur­ing' their summer vacations, trainingthem for executive positions and thenplacing them in charge of our branchoffices after graduation. The workis dignified and strictly educational,pays well, and offers exceptional op­portunity for advancement. Givecomplete information about your-!self in first letter. I Menorah Society Meets at 7:30.G. C. BUXTON I The Menorah society will hold the1718 N. American Bldg. Chicago first meeting of the quarter tonightSPOEHR'S FOUR LOOP I at 7:30 sharp in Ida Noyes theatre. ISTORES The newly elected officers have plan­ned the meeting and all members have Ibeen requested to attend. I SPOEHR PUDDINGSFor Lunch Downtown At the Bookstore•.-----Foremost for styleSOCIETY BRAND Clothes, because of.theirvery high-quolity construction and origi­nality in design, rcn�ct the correct styles s�asonafter season.ioritty llrunb o.tlothtl1FOR YOUNG' MEN AND MEN WHO STAY YOUNGThey are cut and tailored by hand, under themost scrupulous supervision. As a result theyhave, an air of fineness that appeals to everyeye, and commend the taste of the wearer.e· "TheHub"Henry C. Lytton & Sons e··... ".,S�te and Jackson on the N. E. Comer .• "�4'r"C..• ,," .: �'.," 'j. '; , ,.. ,. Jr. ......hall. Miss Goodrich 'will speak on , -THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 22,1920 3The Spanish club will meet todayfrom 4 to 6 in the North receptionStagg Will Choose Two-Mile oom of Ida Noycs hall.and Four-Mile T earnsFriday ior class will meet tomorrow at 12 atCHICAGO STRONG IN MILE RACE Cobb 12A.On account of the dearth of sprint- The Federation will give a quiltingers, it is likely that the Maroons will bee today from 3 to 6 in the sun· par­nO,t be represented in the half-mile re- lor of Ida Noyes hall.lay at the Drake carnival. The halfmile falls into four stretches of 220yards each, and in consequence re­quires four dash men. McDonald, asophomore, sustained an injury to amuscle sheath at the close of the in- Sophomores In Lead At Present Time,door season, and it is probable that he But Spring Competition Willwill be eliminated from future com- Decide Winnerpetition. He was a man of consid-erable promise. .Award of the women's athletic cup Phi Delta Theta has purchased theRivalry in the Des Moines meet will to thc class making the best athletic house at 5735 Kenwood Ave. Atundoubtedly center in the milo event, record this year hinges on the inter- present the chapter has no house, hav­The Maroons should be strong in this class baseball series this spring, Missrace, while -Illinois and Nebraska also Dudley, head of the department ofboast fast teams. Nebraska won the physical education, announced yester-mile relay at Drake last year, and has day.lost only one man in the make-up of The score for the inter-class con-tho present quartette. tests thus far this year stands: sopho-Teams Not Selected Till Friday mores, 11 points; freshmen, 10; Sen-Coach Stagg is faced with a serious iors, 6; and juniors, 5. The seniorsproblem to form the strongest pos- placed first in the hockey series; thesible teams to enter in thc two-mile sophomores, second; freshmen, third,and four-mile relays, since several of and juniors fourth. For basketball,the men are still in mediocre shape. the result was: freshmen, first; sopho­These squads may not be decided upon mores, second; and juniors, third. Theuntil the day before the meet. sophomores emerged the winners inthe gymnastic contests, with the fresh-MAROONS NOT TOENTER HALF MILERELAY AT DRAKE-.·1lSPORT SHORTSYesterday's Maroon announced thatGov. Lowden was winning his race inthe middle of the road. Over on StaggField the athlete who makes his racein thc center of the track finishes longafter tho rest.The Y. M. C. A. evidently confusedits own attendance figUres with thoseof the Wisconsin-Chicago game. Theannounced attendance in Ellis was29,500. BASEBALL RESULTS WILLDETERMINE AWARDING OFWOMAN'S ATHLETIC CUP Four Fraternities PurchasingHouses Close to Campus"Interior Decorating."Tho executive committee of the Sen-man, juniors and seniors, placing sec­ond, third and fourth, respectively.The class making the greatest num­ber of points for the year ·will haveits numerals engraved on the trophy,which was offered for competition forthe first time this .year. The cup willbe presented to the winning class onfield day, the spring athletic event forwomen. This date has not been defin­itely set, but June 2 or 9 probably willbe decided upon.FAULKNER SCHOOL GIRLSPLA Y FOR SETTLEMENTSunshine will help �ong the run- "Twelfth Night" t� Be Presented Sat-ners somewhat, as they will have a urday for Fellowship Housefast track to practice on if the �inholds off. Likewise the tennis menwill be able to get in some work. .University Men TrainYourself.For Leadership During Yow·Summer Vacation.Prepare to fill big positions of respon­sibility when you graduate. You can.get such positions if you learn how tomake a practical application of thethings you are learning in school now.We have lucrative positions open to alimited number of university men for-summer work. No books or maga­zines proposition. To qualify youmust have a strong personality, plen­ty of initiative and a good record inschool. Positions filled in order of de­sirable applications received. Fullinfonnation on request.The Blue Bottle club witI give a .LEWIS E. MEYERS & CO:dance to!J1orrow from 4 to 6 in the 36 So. State St. CHICAGOtheatre of Ida Noyes hall.j•I,j1 William Juneau, former coach ofWisconsin, and ex-end of the Cardin­als, has signed a three year contractto coach the University of Kentuckyteam.But nothing bas been said as yetabout a new coach to succeed PatPage.-l-Tom Eck returned to Bartlett yes­terday, after two months in the hos­pital, and started in to help get thetrade men in shape.The Maroon ball team is now throw­ing baseballs around the deck TenyoMaru, whic:h is plowing for Japan.The Tenyo Maru, according to theprospectus issued by Pat Page forthe information of the players, will"reach Hawaii about April 23, barring. typhoon or monsoon delays."It is more than likely that the Jap­anese teams win get a good percen­tage of victories, for though the Ma­roons have some good material, thenine lacks practice.OFF I C I A L NOT I C E'SThe Dame. dab wm meet Saturdayfrom 3 to 5 in the theatre of Ida Noyes•• Two. performances of Shakespeare's"Twelfth Night", will be given by the -older girls of the Faulkner school onSaturday afternoon and eveningApril 24. The play will be given inthe school gymnasium, 1376 E. 48thSt; Proceeds are to be devoted to theFellowship House fund for' sick moth­ers and babies. The production willbe under the direction of Miss SebaMoulton.Mrs. Bronson Peck, president of theFellowship House board, is being as­sisted by a large group of patronesses,among whom are Mrs. Harry PrattJudson and Mrs. Charles Hitchcock.OSTROM WILL SPEAK ATDINNER GIVEN"TUESDAY BYDES MOINES DELEGATESDelegates of the Des Moines. Stud-SPOEHR ENGUSH TOF­FEE BARAt the Bookstore Empress Quick Lunch806 East Sixty-Third Streetent Volunteer Convention wm hold a! ing disbanded in 1917 because almostdinner next Tuesday at 6 in tda Noyes! all of the members enlisted in thesun parlor. H. C. Ostrom and Miss Iarmy or navy. Recently the chapterFay Fleming, traveling secretaries of I has ·been reorganiz:d with an activethe Student Volunteer movement will, chapter of thirteen men and sevenspeak on "Evangelization of the I pledges. A number of the men in thepresent chapter are from other col­World in this Generation." leges, from Massachusetts to Texas,A committee of the Y. W. C. A. un-• and only a few of the men who madeder Miss Taylor has arranged to serve I up. the chapter before the war area special supper for the delegates. back.Tickets may be obtained from Glenn ==============================Harding or David T. Brown of theStudent Volunteers and from the Y.M. C. A. and the Y. W. C. A. PURE FOODof the highest quality. Home­like Cooking at Popular Pricesis what you get at· theTHE QUESTIONWe are sometimes asked, "How can you afford to actually guarantee toa new and inexperienced salesman of your maps that he can earn an averageof not less than Forty-Two (42) Dollars per week in commissions, counting inthe delivering as well as the selling time?" .ANSWERTHEThe answer is simple. Our records show that salesmen for the past twoyears averafied sales of twelve maps per day for selling time. With our pres­ent average commission of Two Dollars ($2.00) per sale, that means averagecommissions of Twenty-four Dollars ($24.00) per selling day., When you consider this showing it is easy to account for the fact that 80many of our student salesmen are able to earn One Thousand ($1,000.00) ormore in a single summer's work.This is our Thirty-fifth successful year in business. Would you like tocash in on some of our carefully worked out plans? Get in touch with us now.NATIONAL MAP COMPANY, : Indianapolis, Inel.=========================================================================================. ,(Continued from page 1)-.•• • • and at the National.HorSe ShowNew Tork, r � [caet: During the National Horse Showlast rall-con8id�red., by many., theeeason's most notable function-the best­selling cigarette each day in the smoking.room of MadisoD Square Garden wasFatima. ���J.-e.':IllS' ung" tf"rTns""�rtly proportionedbetween too much Turkishtobacco and too little.Fatima contains '" j u 8 tenough Turkish" to giveperfect balance betweenthe delicate aroma ofTurkish and the full bodyof the Domestic leaf. FATIMAA Sensible Cigaretfe4 THE. DAILY MAROON. TI-lURSDAY. APRIL 22, 1920The CampusWhi,""tt."SIG ..... S f ." . I S D· When we learned that the Delta KaD." 0 spring, sail ue avis, •"Lo k t th "1 h D It t thei and the Alpha Delt chapters were com-o u e .'" p a e S ou on err rbining in order to make a sextet forthe vaudeville, we sent our star re­Yes, and the students on the thirdfloor of Ellis. porter, G. Howie Heelsaf'ter Dope, tosee Mr. William Gemmill, ardentWood supporter and r-minent campusAN ancient classic was unconscious- tragedian.Iy revived yesterday by .Jo Parker, "Tell me about this sextet," said ourwho said, quite seriously, "These correspondent, after he had forged hisSenior mustaches . just t ickle me toway through a dozen office boys and. .. \ front porch."death." let Bob Adonis Connelley wear his newice cream suit in "Genius and theCrowd."EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWSWith Mr. Gemmillunderlings, "How many arc going tobe in it?""AT the present,' writes the man- "Six," said Mr. Gemmill, with re­aging editor, spcakimr of the campus rnarkuble precision.lawns, "they are sog'�Y and irnpres-sionablc." This is only natural inspringtime. The poets constantly re- "AI·e they going to sing T""Perhaps. We haven't decidedwhether to wear overalls or rollermind us how impressionable even peo-ple are at this time of the year. skates. We may do both. You may• • • hl_\ sure it will be the greatest com-pendium of nonsense eyer perpetratedTHE campaign [01' machine industry on the campus." concluded Mr. Gem-at the Phi F. house b progressing. mill as he cranked the Dojay.Besides a washing machine and a "I am," said the reporter.mangle, there is now a victrola, (Adv.)1. Speech by Hans Hoeppner, the HIT the walk.irrepressible social chairman. "Letsof pep, everybsdy. This is a knock­out show. Lots of pep. Lots of pep.Lots of pep." Phi Delta Theta Pledges Two2. Freshman stunt. Marking lJP Phi Delta Theta. announces thethe telephone booths in Harper Ii- pledging of Dudley F. Jessop of St.brary, Joseph, Mo., and Joseph Simpson ofOUR owx SE�IOR VAliDEYILLE..� ..:. l�E:\IEl\1BER, next week--Garcon.3. Song and dance by Vincent Wichita, Kansas.Fotre. "Ninety-nine Miles AroundMiss Zimmerman's Floor."4. Friars chorus. "How We Do It Only Few Balcony Seats Re-for Shuter." main for First Performance5. Diving act by Frank Madden.6. Exhibition of marksmanship bythe Rifle club. Persons in the audience_ will be called upon to take part inthis act, in the capacity of targets.(W:.!. will make the nominations.)7. Pictures, by the class in aesthet-THE old rushing argument of theSkullduggers, that Score club neverhas men who do anything for the pro­motion of athletics, has received an­other jolt. Jack Fulton has been made -------� -------­head of the Interscholastic. terest in this corning event as it willprove invaluable in familiarizing themwith vital problems of the day and inclearing up cloudy issues raised bythe campaign. Every�ne should joinone or another of the political campsas soon as possible and work hard fortheir candidate's success. The factioneaders especially should take an activepart. Upon their efforts lies their can­didate's chances of winning the eon­vention and the consequent widespreadpublicity. Our message to them is toget busy at once and try to come outon top in the hottest political battleever staged on this campus."i'·. ics.S. Speech by Hoeppner.PAUL HEDRICK looked quite ap­. propriate sitting in the front row atchapel with the purple crepe at hisneck.IT'S too bad George Cohan won't..f_ft·�­�.:..NImLL TheTailorweJerrems· _CaaPk .... AcI __ Streets.'. MADE TO ORDEVBeautifulMaterial!You'll say it whenyou see these newfabrics.Your friends will sayit when you wearthem.,� '.r-4 .' Suits andOvercoats$50,$60,$65and upwardsThe Store of WideAssortmentS (Continued from page 1)Walker is chairman. The members ofthis committee and the ushers, whichhave been selected from the men ofthe Junior class, will wear formaldress.Campus Factions to Meet .Soon in Mock Convention(Ccmtinu� from page 1)University One ofFew Beauty' SpotsIs Pennell' s View(Continued from page 1)ous place. The signs at Princeton toldthe undergraduates to chew such agum, buy such pills, get the 57 va­rieties, and use such razors. He waspleased with our sightly quadrangles,with their neat posters and dignifiedappearance. Mr. Pennell urges stud- .C LAS S I FIE D A' D S.LOST - W ednesday in front of Cobbhall, a C book. Please return to theMaroon office.SPOEHR DEAR HEARTCHOCOLATESEverywhere ents to aid in the campaign against the !billboards and dares us to bum down Ia few signs to start something. ,President Judson received a letter!a few days ago urging tha� Mr. Pen- inell be kept from addressing an audi- Ience at the University because of his " That's as true inslanderous remarks against certainbillboard companies of the city. The I life as on thePresident, however, merely informed f cinders.1\1 r. Pennell that he should not be too Ihard on the poster concerns and that Iotherwise he could do what he wanted �12!����fflrI.��::....tI���iij��Sijii�����:SB��at the Universitv. 1• I Made in 17 leads,one for evervneed or pref- •SPOEHR CHOCOLATEDOUGHNUTS Right training wins the race.At the BookstoreIfyou said it'Wasn't a Murad, Iwould know you wereonly jol�ihg-one can't \ \. ;fi!.�·mist�ke t�em-for Murads \ ��r�t .are 100% pure Turkish 'i\t�:·�··tobacco-the world.' s .moct W:i��."faInous tobacco for CIgarettes"-Murads have that old-fashiol:�ed. T urkish taste - and qpon my word,l never bought as good a T url.ish ,��""".' .---:: .......cigare�te. at C2ir� or. con�t�ntinCP!e.�l' ;f�It IS tr.ue that ordinary CIgarettes l�t·+.;�cost a tnfle less. .-:::-;���Judge for yourself-! �.. ... , .. ") \11 , 'H11-v(-PIAlFlToHM.�LEAD.Lea(campspnignswill !Xl!)ulldintion atortbaHoovelto aU4TuescbLawsHoovelUmiDalam f(to be I"Sex!blg inbraakathe tit�iruc:aJIlPUJ;. Jut'Di: _'", IlliD.obastlc aas tunedJoh. will hi"?\:::s�'\.. ',.� , .. -I:-)l' .....,' .. �'bis 01eel to;'fty, bllmen �Consec:'Hi�da�g:gin tidtor aus offPI'"WEites' cWood�eel Rtforces,'Hoovefamili:ciplesservemoreof theto de'createrally 1week.'eRAITO.UrpttlAllfacul1Pales'askedthemFrateto supecialtoday,. leTconly:Lewil.� wantsure