. �' .,. ... ,r ,4,. a, .Vol. 18. No. 88 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MARCH 16. 1920 Price Five Cents: , . A contest for' one act plays to be grees. President Harry Pratt Jud-A ts ha 1.._ 0 Ieted i William Holton, Mortimer Harris,rrangemen ve oeen c mp 'I produced by the Dramatic club dur- son will deliver the convocation state-for the �ond Annual Basketball In- RHO DELTA RHO NEWEST ing ·the Spring quarter was opened ment and Prof. Conyers Read of the Robert Cole, Charles Redmon, andterscbolastic tournament to be held UNIVERSITY FRATERNITY yesterday by the committee on plays, department of History will make the Perry Segal were elected as officersin Bartlett gymnasium March 18, 191 --- of which Louis Dooley is chairman. convocation address. The winner of of the Reynolds club in last Friday'sand 20. The tournament will be real-j Board of Student Organizations Ree-. All students are eligible to compete. the Fiske Poetry Prize will be an- elections. Holton was elected presi-Iy national in character, as sixteen I ognizes Beta Chapter of National The contest closes Friday, April 9. nounced. �states will be represented by teams Society Here With Eight Charter "Any type of play is acceptable." . Six students will receive two-yearin the high school and academy sec- Members. Carlin Crandall, president of the club. certificates, seventy-eight bachelor'stions. said yesterday in speaking of the con- degrees, ted master's degrees, sevenIn" a statement by General Chair- The twenty-third national fraternity test. "We hope to have a good selec- the degree of doctor of philosophy, twoman Harry G. Williams yesterday was established at the University titm of comedies, farces and tragedies the degree of bachelor of divinity, onethe list of teams was given out. This yesterday when the board of student to choose from. The plays must be the degree of bachelor of laws, andis not the complete list, however, as organizations recognized the Beta 'from ten minutes to one-half or three- six the degree of doctor of jurispru-some of the schools had not been chapter of Rho Delta Rho. quarters of an hour in length." dence.heard from definitely. As yet the new chapter has no spe- No Charge for Spring Plays Seven Ph. B.'s in C. and A. SchoolAnnounce Names of Teams cific headquarters, having been or- The Dramatic club holds a similar In the school of Commerce and Ad-The teams sure to compete in the ganized but a short time. The char- contest each spring and the plays are ministration seven will be awardedter members are Mayo Andelson, Gake . th b h I f hil h dbig tournament are: Coushatta High produced during the Spring quarter. e ac e or 0 p 1 osop y egree.W Baron, Frank E. Gettleman, Meyer J. ductien"] all lnvita In the school of Education ten willschool, Shreveport, La.; Clenlinin,: • The pro uetion IS usu y an lDVl -Hatowski; Abraham Mazer, Joseph L. .. be d b h I f hil h dVa.; Fond du Lac, Wis.; Ishpeming, tion aft'air and general admission is ma e ac e ors 0 p osop y anMich.; Boone, Iowa; Altoona, Pa.; Perlman, Maurice Risklnd and Royal not charged. Successful authors are six will receive two-year certificates.Central H. S., Kalamazoo, Mich.; Cen- R. Ziv. given active membersship in the club. �e Divinity school will confer de-tral H •. S., Peoria, Ill.; Stivers H. S., Society's Aim Frate.mal The plays chosen will be produced grees upon two bachelors of divinity,Dayton, Ohio; Crawfordsville, Ind.; According to Joseph J. Perlman,some time in May but the exact date one master of arts, and two doctorsthe aim of the young. Greek letter or- d d ....,,_ of phil h I th G d tCentral High School, Erie, Pa.; Cen- has not yet been deci e upon. .I.Uose 10SOP y. n e ra ua etral High School, Minneapolis, Minn.; ganization is to promote f�ternalism, competing may tum their plays in a_ school six will receive the master offoster loyalty to the Alma Mater� and C Ii C dall arts degre three th te' f .Oak Park; LaDe or Hyde Park; Bel- any tim,e to either ar n ran �r es, e mas r 0 SCI-tomaintain a high standard. of schol- d fi th d t f hOIvidere or McComb, Ill.; Woodward Louis Dooley. No plays will be ae- ence an ve e oc or 0 p 10SO-High School, Ohio; Wingate, Ind.; Ce- arship. cepted after April 9. }>hy degrees. The Law school willdar Rapids, Iowa; Elgin Academy; _. confer degrees upon one bachelor of",... law and six doctors of law •• ''_" . KcCo�b Academ�; McCom�, n�.; St. GI EE �UB· TOUR MAROONS WIN TRIANGULAR..� N .• _.,Mary's Aea�emy;. S�. Jobns .Military. HlNI'!I:"� ON �nuC!'..,�· -�.--""":'Y�...anUADS .... .."..."'-...�'����_, .. :�: ...... �_:. _\' �'"���::::-=�-:'�.�'.��-�-:=:l""a...-,"_ �";. _",,�rt:'. "';-�(DU:lO"'j.V.��I.d.4.l�&y-� •. , . .,. �_ •• ,..� . ...,... .. �I J1.'·t"�'-7:UlWlllCI�.�·.ft'18.;"'�AelDpe&" "'. �." >'�'6� piiES'::;Jut)SO,N' '�.,.\, ... "" ::.'::'''''r'<.��i';. �{.:,.; �.J'�.'� .. '.' , .. , :, .: STUDENTS' OFfERED '. ,;�:��<��.���;�\;�\J��� '1':·-·):."/��:;'\i�'�·',.,.��,,';t·I"�;' • ;� �_'�t',�:'�� ���{�f,"�or . '-CHANCE'TO'ENTER' .:.����::'\"'r}Xi?/ ��,(_t�< ,: ·�.�i�' �'�:' '--�.�:I WilC·Gi:�e· "R�bd� I'.fu· r::-h� SpOrb,' �� fencing an�� wreSt- ' Mli.rtARY ScHoOLStr� . ::�-,-'STheR_tealna�.anJUgll�.�· : . / <:>: '.' .-. -v, ">; .:LIIIS, .' held laSt Friday night in � . ..t<:·\·�."ts;:;��j�·L��'.�:··hl�� '::: ,-:W�ten.t:C�ties:�tarting'. lllgtt,." �'the'·�··Maroons.·'···.h11mbled tbe·DIinoi.s ._- i ,".'�k.�·'·"�·iI(\b*�·�v.t,�te&' -'�" "'Qn, Sat'U{d8y; e. . '.'_ ,,-" '··faaiucm..Coaeh Given Oppotunity to .Enter,'.�': .. =:': ', -,,� :�i.':"'."vU· ���";'�'Of tbe-1 .. ...;_st .-. .':, � �.UD�xhi·ib·ted ·ts· usual'. ·Wes·.-t' Dom· t Ill- 'June Wl·th-.� ... "t_:'_ .-.. �_.�_WIIa ?..::. �!C�"4r�, .' �'. '," �6'_ � --- Hoffer'S gym team ell, . rl� '_ ,. ;' ��. . ...... ;-.. bf;tiMt· """_; The title . .... . ... .... ". .... . ., . Print Returns' of· medfOD .:1.�::;:.� I""���'�";'" ,': ��,,�.� .: " .... .,RST ,STO�' AT CEDAR RAPIDS �uperiority,. �rjng 1,��* polDl� out Examinations.'i�':�:,�·:·�>�ti�·:���-Cham�.l�. . ':.' againSt. 694�� �ve. out' of six first . ..- The names of a1l� Candidates ·with·.;<: . ',�\,�,'�':���'?-,�"�7 ", :.� Presi�en� �� Pratt_ Judst>n pl8ces went � Chi�, and four sec:- COAST GtiA� WANT STuDENTS the number of votes eaCh reCeived�::,.:. � : '.' . ·�Co ,!1'� .�� Decid� gJ,!cs .. !, ·favo�le report to the glee oDds. In the' fenc:mg, Wood of �- follows:;: .. -.: ':�'1'lle �� ���P�t:.��o.,� ��s trip,.·the. ���1l.� n� C8gO wU outpOinted by Tolman of � Communications have been 're- President.·.· '...�'r" __ '. net: 7t!t � ���� , �e � � �r �d .:Wl1L�ve C!J�ce�, � nuni,' 6 .to. 8. Lacking an entry In et!ived from West Point and other William Holton, � •• '.:; •.• '.:. �.� •• n'�� .<: ._- � the}����.��.�e- wiD .com .. ��':\VeStem' ��es. . Thee p�� ·the :b�sword, minois forfeited the miiiiiLry. schools by th� Military Sci- Norman Graham •••• �'.:. � ••••. _ .. ;220r :�. �'._�;.�:,�� .��P�k, �Wi11,��elu� .. g1ee .club members,' Jazz event.· .ence Department asking them to as- Vice-PresideDt�: ' ': � :01 �the .. � .'bf. � • �� i��tiOns, vocal quartet numbers,. �. �use four of the Indian wrestle� sist in obtaining cmididates for West Mortimer Harris •••••••.••••••• 462l�0�··::'�.,��.�'��te,·.�· . .it. is �d.·�ec:t .���m� .. '. .�� coUld not'make the proper w�ight re- Point. Due to the early griuJuation Secretary., .,'�. ".. '�1!.'� the': � .'F��.� ."The elu���� glVelts first �ncertln quirements, Chicago took these events of classes during the war 4here are Robert Cole .••.•• ,; ••••••• .; •••••• 1&0:." emy ;five ·,;wi!l:_eD�, �a�. the', �:� .� ��1� ,on �turday �ght. Sun- undet. . forfeit. Exhibition matches an UDUsuany large number Of 'vaean- Edward Waful ••••••••• -••• � •• "�I3S, ", .' ute; .:' :'" '... '� ... : .., .. _� '. '.-.: \ .' ".��. ,afternoo�: and 'Moncl_ay ey�g were giYeD instead. cies open to those desirous .of getting Eugene King ••• �'� •••• '� '••••• � '.. �� 101 ' •.. -.."-' .;�,��:�.��.�,�, �,:�,��.·.��.�or_�� Des �?mes' in.. A Point of especial inteftst to � H�ves ••••• � ••• �� •• ,�.:�::�:::' Fri�y �cl Sa��, .� �: !. m .�� _·,,_nd,. '1J�aJ: night, for ,the ,. University students is that those who Treasurer, _. ", .;;'-;J ,tile moming �ail!l.�� -���·.Omaha performance�� �ursday the PREA��:R ��C::ARTER have demonstrated considerable: ath- Charles,Redmon , ••••.•• �.:-'.''''''.'.,� •. �,: the�' � tiD... :I0� �!:mgbt::·· 'B�,;�- du�_c�wnL be: i� S� . J'oseph, . Friday, letic ability may have the op�rt1mitY "I. D. Burnett •••• :" ••••• � •••••• : •. �14:" '_'.,���:.�. ¥�. w.m:�be-. �f�·iD,·:To�.:·.�d .. ·�day after-.'The University preachers fo�the of entering'without exam�tion. Roge� Sh� p ••: ,.� .• ���!,�� ,_ .. ternUned;. ��:� �� the bJ� ��n. ���.�Cl�� .' . The next entering class wiD be in " Libnnaa . ,._.,''�1 �d, �m� � _� � :' . .- .a.�·� ',� :.Trip _ Spring � have been anD�, June, so those wishing to try out for Perry. Segal .•.•• � ••••••••.••••.•• �25�'�•. :'�.: �-...mmbag., . �'.�� .' _The�'�' .of!i.c;ers., .. Mark· .��Iel'.·, the aehedllle beiDg,:as foll�: Aprilthe numerous places tho is year should M. A. Bowers •••••••••••••• � ••• 238d the title in its division resident, II redith B m Vi 4 - DeAn' William Wallace Penn, Har-:': .' - �'': j .' ..-. ,own .. -. • ..., P, ,�.. ',�, ... e. n, lce-presl- va' rd DiVl.nl'ty. Sch�l., April 11, Dean apply early. Capt. Marr says that.. ' ' -. _ �. Mea WiD OIidate_. '. deDt':'_":--manager( Roger Lindsay, . ..' .•";.. _ .' .." _"11 ��..: ... , - t· """':'::. ... .' .. '.y. ..... :J,,�": �;::;,,::s. 'Le" VM.- 0 �_�. Fenn'. April' is, Professor Harry Em- the MDltary �Ience Department IS MAJORITY OF OFFICERS IN�... '; � �en ��I ��� ••.• �;;� �.iIIIQ .AMI� wen, �urer '. willing and anxious to answer ques- . NAVY WERE COLLEGE MEN��>.. :,���-,�:!���. �_".p.� �:..�.�e trip •.. 'Tb� .. othe� m�- eSer:�!o,.��.��f�;o�: tions or consult those who"might be.>;-: ..' aDd.,:,Otber... f�o ... '�... �ke� �.�J;� ��J)ctha. t Will go, Wl11 �"J interested in these vac:aDCl.'"es, __ -I_f .. cfa -':U be on i- ..... � f tb .. 11· Ha A. Johnston Ross, Union Tbeologic:al .... &a&'4 Th -t f th N ., fi·� " playets ,0 . .I.ormer,.... ,.; WI ., P ICIUN"' J:Om' e .... o owmg: rry I f h th h ·s taM_:" a course e grea mass 0 e avy S 0 1-, ,<" . ..... ., • • . • ... 6 2, President L'l7ftft ess 0 weer e I A&U6 '�d ·.ana � run oft �e games. in Arini�; ·Rolan4· ,�BaJ:ber, Mathew Seminary; .. aft. ,J.... in the department or not. cera and men were college undergrad-.�. as efBcient 'a manner as possible. .Bowers,·�· Douglas, George Eu,:" Harold· Bough, Northwestern Univer- llatea. The men left their institutions'The ��s_ wl1l. start arriving to- bank,- DoUtd Falc:cmer, Frank Fen- sity; May 9, Dean-Charles R. Brown, Coast Guard Also Open· nnd comfortable homes and fraternitynight.' . They will be the guests of ner, � Fulratb, William Gebhart, Yale School of Religion; May 16, Cor: Another opening for the military houses to enlist in the sea forces ofthe University and will' be housed William Gleason,. Jean Hawk, Glenn nelius Woelfkin, Fifth Avenue Bap- science student i� afforded by the America, according to Admiral Sims.at the various fraternity houses on Harding, Dudley Jessopp, Robert tist Church, New York; May 23, Rev. United States coastal guard. Exam- "If there is any man who stillthe campus. . Lenyon, Harold Laurenson, Sigsbec Cornelius Woelfkin; May 30, Profes- inations for admittance to the train- doubts what the American system ofMacCready, . Jac� Moore, Jerome sor Allan Hoben, Carleton College; ing school of this service will begin higher education is' doing for our' �'important meeting of the Honor Neff, Edwin Nunn, Earl Randall, Ken- June 6, Bishop William Fraser Mc- April 5. During the period of train- country he should have spent a fewCommission wm be held today at 12 neth Richardson, James Stewart, Dowell, Washington, D. C. ing for commi�ions in this service, days at. sea with these young men,Win Cobb 12 A. .DWight Teas, lames ·White. The speaker for Convocation Sun- the candidate is granted the pay and said the Admiral.'.)- . The members . 'of the. j8zz. on:heatTa day, 'June 13" � not yet been an- allowances. of the midshipman. At ==============.. AD � �t today but th� at that win make the trip wm be picked noUnced. .'. -.the close of. this course commissions year, so the oportunities for admis-S aDCI·-�·", -'. '';' .'.... _' o. "lfrolD ·the following: � ,��" Combs, are. �ted in e�r the cadets, or sion' is greatly increUed. Tb8 age"-:t�; �: .� Combs, Ivan �'SippY,:':Frand9 � "_.. � ToI.,!.·�.weather tbe.-c:a.det·.engineers.. for�admission to . the. cactets is be:-.The' 'UD�II�te . �I will �ippy, �raDc::is J'eD��/:wnijall(Ed� I; 'Raln:.�� Jlw�r��W'eSt wi�s. In .�;.lJnited.S� c� guard tween �18 and �, tha� for the c:ade�m�tt..� .;f·,�: �i� .CO�&}'f\l�i�, .wards, J�!a� .. Ta�.,.�� ]C���,.:���:. ._ ': ,,�I � -: ...... � i a great many men are �ed. �his' engineers be� 20 .. and 25 •..: ' .. ORIGINAL ONE-ACTPLAYS CAlI ED FORBY DRAMATIC CLUB 110 TO RECEIVE DEGREESTODAY AT CONVOCATIONSixteen States Are Represented in Second AnnualInterscholaatic-Winners in High SchoolI., and Academic Sections to Re- .ceive National Titles.:, Annual Contest to Pick ShortProductions ClosesApril 9. Winner of Fiske Poetry Prize Will beAnnounud-Prof •. Conyers Read ofDepartment of History Makes Ad- Harris, Cole, Redmon, anddress. Segal are Chosen for. -- Other Offices.At the One Hundred Fifteenth Con- WILUAM HOLTON ISELECTED PRESIDENTOF REYNOLDS CLUBSTAGG PREP B�SKET TOURNEYIN BARTLETT MARCH 18,19, '20,, .,•Jr,�. \TO PRESENT WORK IN SPRING vocation to be held today at 4 in Man- IS CLOSEdel hall 110 students will receive de- PRESIDENTIAL VOTEdent; Harris, vice-president; Cole, sec­retary; Redmon, treasurer; and Se­gal, librarian.In the presidential race the twocandidates for office were Holton andNorman Graham. Holton took thehonors by sixty-five votes, receivinga total of 285 votes. Graham reapedm �20 votes to 'his credit. Harris,in running for vice-president, had no, r position at all. He received a to­tal of 462 votes.:.TCole Wins Secretary RaceFor secretary, four men were in therunning: Cole, Harry Hargraves, Ed­ward Waful, and Eugene King. Coleand Hargreaves were nominated bypetition. Cole won by only seven­teen votes, receiving 150 in all. Wa-101 came next with 133, foIIowed byKing with 101 and Hargreaves with69.For treasurer there were three mencompeting:' Redmon, I. D. Burnett, :and ._Ro�er _ ��e��"�'�'!�"���"':'�t���-..r;.t:�:..t���.����::���ponent. . Hjs v�tes - �, a .toUll:.��·" ., . .. \'269, while' Burnett accounted; ff)r:-Jl�::'_ ' � . ;..�;awi·l Sh� for 107. ·Se�·:fOr·�U�:'·'; : �.�•• • ... : --.. � j,... �.. ," i .��hrarian received.257 votes a11d.JtL-,�/ .. , .: {.;''.. . . . . •... I',. " .Bowers, his .only compe�,. ;��.�. " ��238. ', �. .: -. , ': ;.;�I ' '.�I• ,#. 'I ../ ,... � .... '.". . ",-.. � ;.. .;.'" .. �.,-�\:.�J:. ')i(�, , ..... � : .- .: � .• - I�.:_,.t'" .�.' � ... ,2 THE DAlI..Y MAROON. TUESDAY, MARCH 16,.:1920 :,. .... ... .... �.-:"OF]UJ" t lIail tt .arup". noble public is to bowl them over via �hot Put-lVon by Baker, Michigan;&of D the eyes. Stipe, Michigan, second; Touch, Chj-At the meeting mentioned above cago, third. Distaaee, 43 f�t � inches.the situation was reviewed. A rath- ,Fifty-Yard Dash-Jobnson. Michi­er successful attempt to come to some gan, and Tashmet, l\Jjchigan, tied foragreement whereby the sign question first; Losch, Michigan, third. Time,could be neutralized was made.' It :05 3-5.was decided that henceforth a max- Mile Run-Won by Bowers, Chica­imum limit of eleven by fourteen go; Earle, Michigan, second; Jones,inches would be allowed for posters. Chicago, third. Time, 4 :37 4-5.All posters, whenever possible, should High Jump--Johnson, Michigan,be in neat black printing. Color was and Later, Michigan, tied for first;not banned, but it was suggested that Schneberger, Chicago, third. Height,John Ashenhurst ....•... News Editor. .ROle Fiachkin .......•.. News Editor color signs should be moderate and 5 feet 6 inches.Helen ·Ravitch News Editor as artistic as possible. Sixty-Yard High Hurdles-Won byHoward Beale Asst. News Editor It was also decided that the head Johnson, Michigan; Beardsley, Michi-of the Information bureau should ex- gan, second; McDonald, Chicago,crcise a mild and humane censorship third. Time, :08 1-5.on all signs. Bulletin boards, too, 440- Y ard Dash-Won by Harris,will be enlarged where necessary and Chicago; Butler, Michigan, second;placed in the most advantageous Musel, Michigan, third. Time, :533-5.points. Dead material will be re- Pole Vault-Slaughter, Michigan,moved at frequent intervals, and ev- and Westbrook� Michigan, tied forery organization given a fair oppor- first; Cross, Michigan, t�ird. Height,tunity to find an outlet for its pub- 11 feet.licity. Sixty-five Yard Low Hurdles-WonThe student body should give the by Johnson, Michigan; Beardsley,utmost co-operation to the authori- Michigan, second; McDonald, Chica­ties in this question o! advertising go, third. Time, :07 3-5.Entered as second class mail at the posters. There would be few under- Half-Mile Run-Won by Speer, Chi-Chicago postoffice, Chicago, Illlneis graduates who wish to disfigure to cago; Lukens, Michigan, second; Ke.n-IMarch 13, 1906, under the act ot appearance of University buildings, nedy, Chicago, third. Time, 2:034-5.March 3, 1873. and there would be few authorities Eight Laps Relay-Won by Michi-who "ish to injury any legitimate at- gan, (Wheeler, Musel, Wetzel, Butler).SUBSCRIPTION RATES tempts to secure campus co-operation Time, 2:453-5.Called for, $2.50' a year; $1.00 a for all activities. It would be rec- \ommended generally that students paycloser attention to bulletin boards andBy Carrier, $2.50 a ;1ear; $1.00 a thus assist by removing somewhatquarter. the necessity for blatant advertising.By Mail (city), $3.50 a year; $1.50a quarter.TIle Stadent New_"" .f tla.U mnnity of CbicacoPubliahed morninp, except Saturday,Sunday and Monday during the Au­tumn, Winter and SprinC quartersby the Daily Maroon compey.EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTWilliam Morgenstern, Athletic EditorHarold Stansbury .... Feature EditorHarry Bird .•..•....... Nicht EditorErnest Fribourg Night EditorHerbert Rubel .........• Day EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTThe StaffGRANT MEARS-Business ManageHenry Pringle .. Advertisinc Manage)Keith Kindred .. Circulation ManagerLaurence Tibbits Asst. Cir.Mgrquarter.Editorial Rooms .....••••.•• Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Business Office .••..•.••.•••• E1lia 14Telephone Midway 800ITuesday, March 16, 1920ANNOUNCEMENT. Today's is the last issue of TheDaily Maroon for the Winter quar­ter, 1920. Publication will be re­sumed on Tuesday, March 30. We re­spectfully call your attention to theeditorial of March 10 concerning sub­scriptions. Your dollar will be grate­fully received by our solicitors at thebeginning of the Spring quarter. Orif you have the dollar now, send itvia the Faculty Exchange, Box O.SIGNSAt a meeting of publicity purvey­ors held recently under the auspicesof Mr. David A. Robertson, the de­partment of Buildings and Grounds,and the Undergraduate Council, thequestion of campus signs and bulle­tin boards was discussed. Certaindefinite conclusions were reached.We have had for several years amild clash of two opposing points ofview concerning the dispensing ofpublicity by the sign method. Onestand was that ugly and flamboyantposters tacked to bulletin boards andeven hung between trees were decid­edly out of keeping with the severebeauty of a Gothic campus. Such astand was taken generally by the au­thorities rather than the undergrad­uates, because the former were moreintensely interested in the University'sappearance while the latter were moreintensely interested in promulgatingclass spirit and campus affairs. Nat­urally the opposite stand, that takenby the undergraduates, was that theend justified the means in the caseof startling advertising.Both factions, if such they couldbe called, have championed a justcause. If pains and money have beenexpended to make the University ofChicago a truly beautiful institutionwe should not tolerate for a minuteugly, loud and flapping signs. Atthe same time, however, there is adefinite need for interest in and sup­port from the undergraduate bodywhen it comes to campus affairs. Andthe only way, apparently, to "get" the COMMUNICATIONSMAROONS STRIKE SNAGAT INDOOR TRACK MEETMichigan Wins Event From Chicago,66-29-Johnson, Wolnrine Captain,Is Individual Star of Meet, Captur­ing 18 Points.After winning the first two dualindoor track meets earlier in the sea­son against Purdue and Ohio State,the Marons struck a snag Saturdayagainst Michigan at Ann Arbor andwere overwhelmed by a count of 66to 29.Carl Johnson, the Wolverine cap­tain, took 18 points, winning fourfirst places. Captain Speer, Harrisand Bowers starred for the Maroons,running first, respectively, in the halt­mile, quarter-mile and mile run.Summary: MoneyCheerfullyRefundedMaurice TraA new ManhattanWE'VE gotten in lots ofnew Manhattan shirts;all sorts; they're all goodlooking; all fresh and differ­ent. We're particularly keenabout. some in a two-tonedbasket weave. See 55.50them. C,,,illnnd:-,OUu' �Santhewhfmetpda]TI�inttheof :poin(,f t"I-n-.thusOthers $4 to $1 7.50 consclubin efor 1ingBrit:Zealrica,the 1woulTlL RothschildSouthwest CornerJoduon tJnd SttJU! Chij!Minn_. st. aalPrivate D,·\NCING LessonsIn a roiir,... or five leaons ($5.00)one can acquire the step8 of theWaltz. One-step, and' Fox-trot. Socia)dancing class Monday Eve at 8 P. MolLUCIA HENDERSHOT STUDIO1541 E. !;�th �t. Hyde Park 2314� !KOSMEO' Cream andPowder =====_Im_ull __ the world for their eXceDeace. S U �i C-IM:B.E '.'For sale at aD-toilet goods counters everywhere. D A I L Y MAR 0 0 Nrr-, DORIS HAT SHOP1151- E. 55th StreetNear University. ,Snappy �ring �lesI.Impure Water at Iowa U.The University of Iowa is nowforced to carry all drinking water forthe University buildings from theweil at the heating plant due to the'impurities in the city water and inthe pipes of the University water(In view of the fact that the com- system.munication column of The Daily Ma- ===============rooll is maintained as a clearing .house for student and faculty opinion,. University StudentsThe Daily Maroon accepts DO respon-sibility for the sentiments therein ex- •urt tte tie tpressed. Communications are wel- recerve co eoua a n on acomcd by the editor, and should besigned as an evidence of good faith,although the name will Dot be pub-lished without the writer's consent.)The Official Photographer of CAP AND GOWN. '29 ...Special Rates to U. of C� Students. '"DAGUERRE STUDIO218 South Wabub Ave. CHICAGO, ILL.Tel Wabash 527 for Appointment. mealCOLLEGE OXFORDSIN MANY STYLESAND LEATHERS TOBE HAD AT POPU­LAR PRICES.I. MILLER &. SONS(Incorporated.)_,State and Monroe Sb.Chicago, DIinoia•l _.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 1�, 1920 Jed States and Brittanniascarcity of paupers, as many menwould spend most of their earningsProhibition has so decreased the I lor liquor, no matter how much theynumber of paupers throughout the made," he added.United States that the country's med- J People who formerly patronized theleal colleges are facing a shortage of I charity wards of the large hospitalsbodies for laboratory instruction I and clinics now frequently. drive upwork, according to Dr. William Kirler, I to the front door of the best institu-.. IOFFER PRIZE FOR NEW NAME world except "Brit-Am," or "Ambrit- professor of anatomy of the Univer-I tions in their own automobiles, the pledging of Clemens V. Hedeen oftica," or "Sam-Bull."-From the In- slty of Texas. professor said. Chicago.Trade Club Calls for Title for Unit- tercollegiate World. , "There are fewer sick men than inthe bygone "wet" days, as sober menhave enough sense to protect them­�O .MORE STIFFS FOR MEDICSCan you create the one word which selves in bad weather," Dr. Kirlerwill best denote the United States. I said. "Absence of intoxicants andof rot high wages is responsible for theand all parts of Brittannia? If so, Prohibition, Ctlts Down Number: .. ou will be paid at the rate of $1000 Paupers in the Country11' word. The World Trade club ofSan Fran�isc·o has offered $1000 tothe person who suggests the wordwhich, in the judgment of the. club'smetric campaign committee, is bestadapted, to world-wide use.The competition is open to all man­kind. The money will be paid tothe winner at noon on the 15th dayof May _ 1920, by a· committee ap­pointed by President W. H. Hammer"f the World Trade club."Brit-Am," "Am-bria," "Abrlttica,"'·Br-Am," "Sam-Bun," are some wordsthus far suggested. New manes areconstantly coming. The World Trade'club is offering this award becausein carrying 0"0'" its present. campaignfor metric units by all English speak­ing people-the. United States, the IBritish Isles, Canada, Australia, NewZealand, Tasmania, United South Af­rica, and so on-it was hampered bythe lack of a single short word whichwould express all these.The metric unit of weights andmeasures .are now used by all the THE FAMOUS•Get the Touraine Habit !Now on sale at theREYNOLDS CLUB AND UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORESHave you tried one) If not, do--they are good !There is' always �. a reason why!-, MURADS are made of 100% pure Turkishtobacco - the world's most famous tobacco forcigarettes-grown about the Black Sea, in theOrient.MURADS are also the world's largest sellinghigh-grade Turkish cigarette-and their greatestincrease in sales in any year was in 1919)Now don't. you agree, there is always· a .reason?I� is true thai" ordinary' cigarette3 cost � trifle la&Judge lor· yourself-I- Delta Sigma Phis PledgeDelta Sigma Phi announces Read The Daily MaroonHarper Hall53rd and Harper AvenueDon't miss the Special Music thisweek at the University DancesIII ! I ! I ! 111111ON TUESDA Y AND WEDNESDA YNIGHTS WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVEUNIVERSITY CROWD : : : : : :1111111111111Ranstead's University OrchestraOn Wednesday Night.""11"'1111"'Don't forget the Leap Year PartyI'Il!i._-tI-�riii!i ,/�-��It·'I"\li�!!JjI),31f _-. . -'_ .THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MARCH 16. 1920 ,:� ":; •• ':" ,,·.1! � he besought him to scent out queer I do not wish, however, to appear'Omars' ( I!!), to capture' early cantankerous or academic. There areMAR 0 0 N BOO K S HOP 'Omars', to import all Engli�' many exceedingly happy moments'Omars'. He (the vice-chancellor) ,thrDughout the book. "On Eating�============================::::::. wanted his 'Omar' complete. Perhaps Dinner," "An Article Without .anreminiscent· of. We know little of his pleasure was in the thought that, Idea," and "The Romance of Destiny"what Mr. Holliday's training as a as long as he lived, there never would together with a goodly number ofwriter has been beyond the fact be any end to such a toy-his 'Omar' other essays are well worth the price(gleaned from the preface of the book would never be complete: there would of the book. 'As an antidote for aDo you remember hi your youth a under consideration) that he has been probably be two new 'Omars' await- t course in serious literature "Broomegame called "jack straws"? A pleas- a joumalist and that most of the es- ing him on his. next Saturday call at I Street 'Straws" is to be higbly reeom­ant melange of curiously shaped, Says 6f this collection have appeared the bookseller's." And so one might mended. As a faithful friend ormany colored objects that you dump- in the newspapers, This miscellaneous multiply examples. Mr. Holliday's pocket guide it is herewith prescribeded in a heap, while with fingers type of origin does not ipso facto collection of "so to speaks," "more or for students contending with thataquiver it was your pleasure to ex- condemn them to the 'realm of bad lesses," "so far as I know," and "as I form of malady known as English IV.tract a desired object from the pile writing, but there is little likelihood say" run into the large figures; they I. K. H.without disturbing any adjacent ob- that work produced under such condi- seem endless.ject? One by one you picked off, or tions will have the glow of master-out, the "straws" as they were pieces. The necessity of pleasing acalled, until none was left. The game critical public, and plenty of time towas tepid enough, but it did have its weigh and consider, to ruminate,-allmoments of excitement and mild to be desired by the essayist, aretriumph. So it is with Mr. Robert wanting in Mr. Holliday's case. TheCortes Holliday's book, "Broome value of classical education is warmlyStreet Straws." It, too, is mild and debated at present; if one wishes,pleasant with its moments of excite- however, to produce a classical formment. It, too, is a literary jack. straws of literature such as the essay, onegame; a heap of miscellaneous essays- should have had the sort of educationthrown together between boards and essential to that form. One learns tocalled a book. write real essays in the cubicle of theOstensibly the straws are showing scholar, not in Grub Street.the way the wind blows in BroomeStreet, a by-way of lower New YorkCity within the pseudo-sacred bound­aries of Greenwich Village. We doget a few whiffs of "the Village," butMr. Holliday's zephyrs stray fromManhattan to Indiana to London andback via steerage passage on the"Kansas City" at the outbreak of thewar.Mr. Holliday amuses us greatly attimes, but not infrequently he movesus to the verge of tears of boredom.The book is as uneven in style andinterest as the places, people and sub­jects are varied. Insensibly the read­er's mind slips into reveries of es­says read long ago-Lamb, Hazlitt,Montaigne, and even our own SamuelMeChord Crothers. At such sad mo­ments one is inclined to be unkind toMr. Holliday and to forget his pleas­ant moments, which are never aspleasant as the moments they are"Broome Street Straws,"By Robert Cortes Holliday;Doran, 1920Patronize Maroon AdvertisersCollege- WitsContest NumberPi _ nelta Phis PledgePi Delta Phi announces the pledg­ing or Romaine Heim' �d EdnaHewit, or Youngstown, Ohio •..BRIEF CASESMUSIC FOLIOS·STUDENT CASES. "Guaranteed Goods are YourProtection.,insist on the original.Sold by' all reliable dealers.Lifton Mfg. Co. : New YorkThe most irritating points of Mr.Holliday's writing a�e his numerousdescents from "tone." Journalism ofthe City editor type crops out, and the'prose is interspersed with colloquial­isms of the most dismal kin<f. Thereader is, at times, driven almostto distraction by parenthetical phraseswhich get nowhere; and just when heis recovering, from an attack of pa­rentheses he is thrown .into a hightemperature by a spell of "tags"-"soto speak." Permit me to illustratefrom the text. An excerpt from "OnGetting Something Published": "Iknew a man (he was called 'the vice­chancellor'� who made a hobby ofcollecting "Omars" - why, . heavenonly knows! He was esteemed a justJudge, and he was a charming gentle­man who lived on intimate termswith much literature. He warned thebookseller (of whom I have justspoken) to let DO 'Omar escape him;Not Sometimesbut AlwaysPERFECTin every degreeAm.-ricsn Lead Pencil Co.%15-11' FM A... New York dances in�'TheNewSillsFirst"Madison Ave.-31&t StreetNEW YORK\•Shirts for "HisMajesty the AmericanCitizen" --- the kingwho's back on the job.A particularly wide choice of Wash­ington Label Shirts - Cords, SilkStripe Madras, Fibre Silk $5 00and Silk Stripe Crepe, •Other ··Washingfon Label"Shirts priced $1.50 to $1.3.00Manhattan Shirts, too.·WAf.!!ft6TON'FOUR LOOP STORESJackson and DearbornMadison and La Salle Washington and Dearborn58 East Monroe Street Woodlawn Trust& Saviiws Bank�WOODLAWN ,AVENUEAt Sixty-Third Street--0-Nearest Bankto theUniverSity of Chicago......�WOW!. - •I Our idea was, to encourage a lot of�ung literary idealists by printing theirimmature but earnest compositions in agreat national magazine.The cover design is a fair sample ofhow unsophisticated are these modemstudents.Unsopbisticated-�l1l Th8f're un­principled young devils. Absolutel,. norestraint. They ought to be auppresaed-not encounged. • _-And goeh I The way they talk aboutgirls. \They Ida a aid with about as machshy naerveasyoa would feel picking upa fat lady's buDdle lD a � .. t car. -And drink! Why JOa would think,prohibition had cldven aD the Joy out oftheir1ives -tabD the edge 0Qt of coUege.as you might say. There, we thoughtup a joke aU omaelvee.,SaY. but the Jdda are clever.There" eometbing about this wit ofyouth that pta JOQ-tl freshneaa-anirresponsible epadde-eomething of thewild, untrammeDed, dniUahjoyouanessthat older men feel when they sUp offinto the woods for a holiday. '_We can't describe it-but nothing justlike this isSue of JUDGE· was everpublished before. In Ita way, it's •masterpiece. 'We've caugbtOQ the wing the essenceof that glorioua, elusive something thatmakes old men long for on. moregolden hour on the campua-for tbe freetrue-hearted jollity of the days whengood fellows got together-forthecyni_cism that 'WaS happy, the wit that didn'tsting, the oath that didn't curse thesin that didn't soiL 'And artl There are at least thirty­nine different schools of art born in thisissue.All the regular JUDGE features ofcourse-Walt Maaon-foreign jokes­the theatre-uBad Breaks".Are you reading these "Bad Breaks"?They are great-a dollar's wonh oflI.ugha in thia one department., Don't misa this wonderful issue ofJudge- .- �'77ae Happy Medium"15c: aD ..".... •• 1e��csasaeFel'elfeb�,tI�tJ:�.. feioFEIcSuI:'I' .1HE,I)AJLY,� ruEsDAY:,MARCH 1.6. 19.20.w . V. MORGENSTERN MAROON SPORT PAGE • NEWS AND COMMENTAthletics Editor ON COlLEGE SPORTS-,.,Maroon Picks Conf·erence TeamMAROON AND PURPLE TO HINKLE, BIRKHOFF,CLASH AT CONFERENCE CRISLER NAMED ONMYTHICAL QUINrETCONFERENCE MEETHELD THIS WEEKAT NORTHWESTERNNEWS OF ORIENT TOURSTARTS BASEBALL BOOMt .... CONTESTS BETWEENPENN AND MAROONSWILL DECIDE TITLE Tour Will Take In Two Weeks' Stayon Coast and a Visit in Japan andUnited States Intercollegiate. Championship Depends onOutcome of Series. S w· i m min g Championship FridayNight' Will be Close Fight BetweenChicago and Northwestern-Other Varsity Defense is PraisedTeams Not Feared. Vollmer Makes SecondHonorary Squad.Annual Indoor Track EventWill Take Place FridayWith the announcement that the �nd Saturday.Maroon baseball team will tour the Purple and Maroon will be theHINKLE EXPEcrED TO PLAY Orient, baseball took a great boom I CHICAGO HAS CHANCE TO WIN chief clashing colors in the Western CARNEY. OF ILLINOIS CENTERthis spring at the University. The I' --- Intercollegiate Conference champio�-The intercollegiate bas k e t b a' I definite date for the launching of the On Friday and Saturday of this ship swims at Northwestern this FIRST TEAMchampionship of the United, S' ates trip is still unknown, as it will de- week the indoor track season wiJl week, With the possible exception Right Forward: Tilson, Purdue.will be detennined next week pend on the outcome of the Maroon- reach its climax and conclusion in the of Illinois, no serious competition is' Left Forward: Birkhotr, Chicago.when the Marons meet the University' " C nf anticipated from other teams in the Center: Carney, Illinois.of Pennsylvania five in a three game Pennsy basketball se�es.I • 0 erence meet at. Pa�n gymnas- Big Ten and so the matches will prob- Right Guard: Hinkle, Chicago.series. The first game will be played A three months trip, including two 11um, �vanston. »: In the .quar- ably resolve themselves into a local Left Guard: Crisler, Chicago.at Bartlett gymnasium March 22, the weeks on the coast and a good stay in' cer-mile and half-mile runs wlll bel dispute between {Northwestern and SECOND TEAMsecond at Philadelphia March 25, and Japan and Hawaii will be taken. No ,I held Friday night, while the finals in Chicago. Trials will be run off Thurs- Right Forward: Vollmer, ·Chicago.a third, if necessary, on some neutral announcement as to what men will these events, and in the dashes and day night and the finals Friday night I Left Forward: Arntson, Minnesota.eastern floor, probably Columbia or comprise the party has been made by: the field events will take place Sat- at 8. Center: Campbell, Purdue.Princeton, MarCh- 27. Coach Page, but it is not hard to fig-I urday night, starting at 8. Although there has been no dual Right Guard: White, Purdue.�' After winning the eastern Intereol- ure out most of those who will make I .The Maroons are one of the three meet between the two squads, the re- Left Guard: Weston, Wisconsin.legiate chauipionship, the Penn quin- the totir. �ll of the "C" men of last I most formidable contenders for pre- suits of other meets involving the Three �embe� of the champion-tet immediately sent a challenge to year, with the exception of Terhune; mier honors. Illinois and Michigan 'Purple and the Maroons seem to fa- ship Maroons earned places on thethe Maroons. Some difficulty was and Cahn who ha .. ·e graduated, will; are the other two most serious rivals, vor the latter. iowa was defeated by 1920 all-Conference selection due to.encountered in setting the dates be-' probably go. These men are: Capt. I with the advantage apparently on the both teams, by Chicago, 48 to 29, and their season's work. The choosing of .. cause of the fact that arrangements Vollmer, Crisler, Hinkle, Curtiss, I' side of Michigan. Th,e . recent, Illinois by Northwestern, 57 to 20, the night the honorary quintet was very ditfi-for the .Japan tour by the baseball Sprohnle, Mochel, Serck and Elton. relay carnival results are a fair cri- following. Likewise lllinois was cult, due to the great amount of goodteam were almost completed. How- Feder, captain of last year's freshman I terion of the relative merits of the rrimmed by Chicago, 42 to 26, and by men available.ever, the dates were rearranged and team .will also probably be taken along various teams, points being distribut- Northwestern, 35 to 33. Dlinois in The Big Ten centers were some-the challenge was accepted, as will "Eddie" Palmer, a sophomore ed.as follows: Michigan 27, Dlinois 19, turn defeated Wisconsin, 85 to 33, what below the standard, with CarneySeun Repetition of 1908 pit�lter. Two more men will be taken, I Chicago '13, Wif;Consin 5, Ohio State 4, while Chicago beat the Badgers, 44 of Illinois standing head and shonl-The Maroons' 1920 basketball sea- but it is still unknown who they will Northwestern 3. IlJinois and Chicago to 24. 'ders above the rest. He was the sen-son is an almost exact repetition of be. are about on a par. but the Wolver- Captain Ries Is Star. .sation of the downstaters' offense allthat of 1908. In 1908 the Maroons ines' victory over the Maroons Sat- through the season, ringing up sixtywon the Conference title and then de- urday, 66 to 29, give them much the Measuring man for man also, the baskets in twelve games, and in addi-,feated Pennsylvania for the champ- "KEEP OFF THE GRASS" edge. advantage appears to lie with Coach tion, being a runner up, for the free• f �'L U lted Sta I that IS URGED AT UNIVERSITY. White's swimmers. Captain Ries has throw honors. On the second team,IOnship 0 wae m tes. n MidU� Bas Strong squad come in a winner in the 40 and 100-Jnemorable tourn��� __ Pat Page, CampbeU of Purdue is placed at een- .of th Maroo This is "Keep Off the'-Grass"'week Captain Carl Johnson makes Michi- yard dashes 'in every dual meet held ter. He was & very l� part of the)lOW coach e na, was oneat the UniversihF.of Washington. The gan strong In th dash th high d this season, and has covered the 40of the playing'stars. "J ,e , e an. .' . Boilermakers'. game, being & heavy. � school honorary societies are distnD- low hurdles, and the running' high m 19 3-5. While there are others m . Purd' hi lwm' d -ense.Much in� is be�g centered • . scorer In ue s w r OUIuting green tags for the campaign jump, while Slaughter, who is capable ·the:.B�g Ten able to swim that dis-' Other good centers in the Conferenceand signs win be posted about the of 12 feet and over, is a likely wilmer tance in 20 and under, notably, Brown are, Zulfer of Wisconsin, "Death"�pua in an dort to save the beauty of the pole vault. Baker of Michigan, of Iowa and Branewer of Northwest- Halladay ot the Maroons who finishedof the campus. likewise, 'is practically assured of sec- ern, none haa been as consi�nt 3S. .Ries. -In th�' 200---� breast stroke, the season in fine style, Dean of In-�nd place �n the weights, putting the .)'cu,u diana and Dunne of Michigan.. shot 43 feet where Higgins of Chicago Brunhart has not been defeated this Many Good Forwards'about whether Capt. Hi�e will'� can span 46 or 4'1.' year, and is quite the pick of the Con- Nearly every team hi the Confer-able to pla� o� DOt. The Maroo� star· For. DIinois, Piescott is good in the ference, measuring the distance (Ccmtimud tm pa.ge 6)was taken ill last week, and did not dash and Sp·nk dE' th di around 2'50 with his neareSt com- ==============• .., • •• , I an mery In e IS- • ,make hIS a�pearance agam until :YPS- tance runs and in the relay. In the petitors, Benso� of Wisconsin, Dan-�rday. �t IS expected that he wIll � outdoor gam� ·Kenney will be good inj iels of Northwestern. and Beebe ofIn shape In a few ino� days and will the broad. jump, taking first i� -the DIinois, doing 3:00 and ove, r •p'lay & large part In the Mar80n- carnival, but cannot be reckoned with Neither have the Maroons droppedPennsy bat� here. a �1ay this winter, traveling the 160Maroons Will Be In Tip Top Shape _yards at a Uttle better rate thanThe Maroons will be in tip top . Chieago Needs Distance Runs Northwestern has done. The 220 winshape to meet the eastern five if -capt. Chicago will have to rely especially probably be the most hotly conteste4Hinkle rounds into shape. In the last upon the distance runs for points, race of all, with Allison of Chicago,Conference game at �adison, Coach Harris has' developed rapidly this year Dennett of Illinois, Bach of Wiscon7Page gave all- of his men & workout. and is a fast ma"n in the 440. Otis, sln and Brown of Iowa featuring theIn entering the series, the Maroo.Qft I�owers and Jones are good combina- fight. Another battle may be lookedwill have two forwards who stand tions in the mile and �o mile runs, for in the 1OO-yard backstroke. Amongamong the Conference leaders in the .and Captain Speer is hard to beat in Yew of Chicago, Dennett of DIinois,point scoring column. Bo� Bi��off the 880. These men, supplemented by and Hayford of Northwestern, sinceand Vollmer are stars .&t nngmg Kennedy and Moore make up one of all are 2-minute men in the event.P. . S · counters, while "Bob" Bir�otr leads the speediest relay squads i� the Big Rubinkam One of Best DiversriD tlDg ervlce the �nference in free throws. The Ten. Except in the shot-put, in wliich_ "0' " ......II/aD .. S. �aroons wi�l also P,ve the best guard- Higgins is an almost certain victor, Rubinkam should hold his own, .,1 ••• U ..Eff.eti.. Ace_rate. Prompt 'ng pair in the conference. Both on the_Maroons will be weak in field among the other Big Ten fancy divers! defense and ofFense Capt. Hinkle and eyents. • such as Kock of- Wisconsin, Crawley"Fritz" Crisler make a pair hard to A distribution of points among of N orthwestem and Beebe of DIi­beat. Pat Page rates Crisler as the other Big Ten teams should favor noise In the plunge for distance,best defensive man on the team, and Chicago. Moorhead of Ohio State and Meagher is the peer of' the countrywith Hinkle to carry the ball down the Linn of Northwestern ;'re possible for the 60-foot pool, having set & na-COLONIAL PRE' SS floor and shoot the baskets, the pair winners in the high jump, and are tional intercollegiate record. of :17 inMake an ideal combination. sure to p1ace. Andrews of Wisconsin the recent deal meet with lllinois,Tickets for the contest at Bartlett is a good man in the high hurdles. while Gordon is a likely second. Postgymnasium will go on sale Thursday. while Furnas of Purdue will doubt- of Northwestem is the nearest rivalThe f:!ntire main floor will be re�erverl Jess score in the distance runs. in the event, with a time around :36.at $1.50 & seat. Holders of Student The strength of such teams as Ohio. Devine May Win Pole VaultAthletic books will be allowed one re- State, Minnesota, Indiana and Pur-·served seat. Reserved seats will not In Sundt, Wisconsin has a good entry du� i_s practically unknown. None ofbe held after 8:00 o'clock. General for too shot-put. Aubrey Devine of these teams has made any noteworthyadmimon on the running track wm Iowa has a chance for th� pole vault. sho\nng and. �hey will be factorsgo on sale at 5 the day of the game. Indiana and Minne�ta are'likely to probably only' in S\) far as they efFect'Only one ticket wm be sold to each malee stl'Ong bids >for. other events. It the distribution of the Jesser points.person and the tickets will not be is unlikely, however, that any of these It is barely. possible that individtialhonored after 6:45. The game �11 'other teams wil(�oirie to the fore as men' may introduce ele�ts""Oi sm.-SUbecribe to the Daily Maroon bP. caDecl at 8:15. ,.. dark· hones.Hawaii.•"Pointed" 'A8 qulcklT U TOO· ean ",It. ;voucan sharpen a BlaU4eU ColoredPendl. Nick and pall the, nar­. row rlbbon of paper aDd there'sa point that write. clear.,. on \any surtace.Blaladell Colored Penen. comeIn If ftn� rich colon. includingBlaladen· 151 Blue. the world'.. blue pencil standard. Other col­ora are red, nolet. Ught green,. green, U.ht blue. medium blue.black, ;Vellow, brown, white.oran� pink and purple. Sta­tioners en�here. 18 cent-..Let Blaladell Colored Pendlabe yoor standard.. They arefaVorites with college men "-.erywhere. It Ie true ecGDOID7to 088 them. .�/J/aisoe//Pencil Corrrpe.rryr-. (,:',' [.1-1 PHIA------1510 Eut 56th StreetCHICAGO, �ITelephoD. Mi ... 1MT_�waIk&..C- swN..,. L C. R. R. StaIIaIIprise.-, , .,I .. th. frait � :r-n � aaataiDe4.. nice. &iDee ,1856, mon thaD100.000 paduatee ba ... a0ae4BfJUlt a: Stratton-. thnabold tomeet the frieDdly baDdcJup �bu.aea m.D who ncocnintheir depeDdabllity.Attedol c.a L Sbldeltsw. ba.e apecially organizedcluaea few collece men andwomen. Don't feel the want ofstenography longer - enter aD.".ning cia-.CalL Ie ....... (R __ • 1ST$) -write � for cat ........--a.e. w. tioa at.o.t ....cW SecntuiaI eo....BRYANT & STlAnoNBUSINESS COLLEGE.., ..... &6..,.,...... - .... w.. ....... 116 s.tII ._ .._ I6 -----.-- --r'--....... -'- -�--.,.-... " - - .. -_.��---'-:.. ._.'•THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY,.MARCH 1,6.1920The C ... ,pu.WJUnJar" .Q •� .-::..�c..,.SOMEBODY fooled us. Fridaywasn't the last issue of this sheet af­ter all. Now that we have just comefrom flunking history final, we feelJust in the mood for pounding out thisdepartment. Yes we do.SNAPPY SPORT SHORTMary Hayes - "The Quakers willhave to shake more than their shoul­ders to beat the Maroons."WE'RE sure to have some realspring weather during examinationweek. It never fails.THE FROLICSmlE SENIORSThe frolicsome seniors 'had a fullhouse at their supperdanee Fridaynight. June's mother and Jasper'smother sat on either side of PrexyBeano. "A pair of kings and theJoker," said Chance.The lights went out as usual. "Theyalways do that," said Jean Pickett,'so the crowd can get better ac-quainted." . ; '"We drew number thirteen at sup­per and are no longer superstitious.Prexy Beano made a speech afterreceiving written requests from thebrothers. Several marks were chalk­ed up against him, the worst beingbecause he forgot to call the DeltaKap roll.Hans Hoeppner, the life of the par­ty, made them dizzy with circledances. One of his stunts was forthe men to keep their eyes shut whilechoosing. We saw several who musthave done so. man in the Conference." His work Here's wishing you a quick recov- JUNIOR COLLEGE· WINS -I saved the game and enabled the Jun-all through the season has been con- ery during vacation. LAST GAME' OF SERIES iors to finish with a, two point mar-sistent and good. White of Purdue. --__ gin. Elizabeth Jones of Junior col-who is placed on the second team is a From the coy' exam, you know. .lege and Helen Fortune of Senior col-great guard. From the guard posi- Senior W0lI!en Cop� Championship, lege deserve mention for their worktion he made many baskets in the ============== However, Because of Two Pre- at guarding.Purdue offensiv� He led the guards C lAS S I FIE 0 ADS. viollS Victories The Sophomore class team won aon the offense but cannot compare --- hard fought victory over the Juniorwith the Maroon guards on the de- FOR RENT-Large airy comfortable Junior college defeated Senior col- team by a score of 19-18. The So-fense. His running mate is "Red,J room suitable for two young ladies. 'lege in the best game of the wom- phomores had easy sailing until theWeston of Wisconsin, whose steady Mrs. J. C. Woodall, 6025 Kenwood, en's championship series by a score of last quarter, when the Juniors for-work and fiery carrying game has Apt. 3., H.P. 629. 21-19. The championship, however, wards made a sudden spurt and at-characterized the Badger play all sea- goes to the Senior college because of most succeeded in defeating theson. Vail and Wahlquist of the In- WANTED-Secretarial stenographer their two victories over the Juniors. stronger team.dians, Nemecek of Michigan and on educational asso. and magazine. By a series of spectacular overheadLawler of Minnesota are also rated as Experienced, rapid worker only. shots, the star forward, 4lice Hull, Texas U. Celebrates Leap Yearfine guards. State classification, class, business early put the Juniors in the lead, but The University of Texas bas de­experience, speed, hour or hours the Seniors braced and the score was cided to celebrate leap year proper­available twice a week or more at a tie by the end of the third quarter. 'lYe A course in archery is offered alloffice near the UniverSity and price Bxceptionally good guarding, and a 'women enrolled at this inStitution forper hour. Address Adv. "B", The number of fouls called on the Seniors the first time in its history.Daily Maroon. ============================Excerpts from the Classics.(Providing a system of philosophy Ifor those in the ticket queue at the ==============Quaker-Maroon game.)"They also serve who only standand wait."SPORT SHORTSWHEN YOU PASS THEEInpress Ln�ch ROOInDo not get the impression that we serve only lightluncheons, salads and pastry. Of course we do,but it is a real restaurant, too, where you wiD beserved with tender Roasts, Steaks, Chops and SeaFood. Yea, the Empress is where a regular fellowcan get a man sized meal any time.OPEN DAY AND NIGHT806 E. SIXTY-THIRD ST.-- .�OF CHICAGOWe �nce saw that gem in a popular I Capital, $5,000,000cafeteria. I Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000-- ,'Is the Largest National Bank in theThe Maroons certainly kicked the UNITED STATEShurdles in the Michigan track meet, I With a Savings DepartmentThat efficient Carl Johnson took four Under Federal SupeniaioDfirsts, one more than the entire Chi- N. W. Cor. La Salle and ACiama Sta.cago team. Bring Your Savings To Us-- Open Saturday Even'gs until 8 o'clock A!!SEii!Eiiiiii5i!5!5I!555!555555:a::!i5iEi5iE5!i==5ii5iE!!555!5i!!!!55i!!!55!i!ii!!!55!ii!!SiEi!lI!!IiE!5!I!5!!5!! .,.We begin to have aspirations as aprophet. It was predicted that JackSpade, wrestling coach, might have ,Ia surprise for the TIIinois grapplersin Friday's meet. He did. He bad'his men down to the proper weights,while Illinois forfeited four eventson that score.Include in "weighty decisions."Northwestern will have its placeADELINE ALLAIS has the right in the sun this week, if only becausedea. She gave a leap year affair the Conference indoor track and swim­Saturday night,. according to' the lat-est reports, and the men had the un­usual experiance of being toted. ming championships will be decidedthere on Thursday, Friday and Sat­tirday. The Purple claim to be the----- logical winner of the swimmi�g title.GOOD resolutions for next quarterare now in order.WE'RE going to hang on our in- gument to fail.�ctor's every word. --The less said about the late Ma-IT'LL be disastrous if he drops a roan-Badger basketball game, the bet-mark. tel'. R. I. P. We can feel ratherre-Garcon. altruistic, however, when we thinkof it.•HINKL;E, BIRKHOFF,CRISLER, NAMED ONMYTHICAL QU�NTET(Continued from page 5)ItI. enee had a forward who made a fairbid for the honors. However, Tilsonof Purdue and Birkhoff of the Ma­roons, two of the scoring stars ofthe Conference are given the places.Tilson finished third in basket -scor-ng, while Birkhoff led the Confer­once free throwers. On the secondteam Vollmer of Chicago and Arntsonof Minnesota win the positions. Theformer was probably the most con­sistent short range ringer in the BigTen, while the latter was noted forJtis splendid floor work. Other starforwards are: Felmley of Illinois andOss of Minnesota, both kept out of thegame for a time by the flu; Capt.Knapp of' Wisconsin, Church of Pur­due and Capt. Francis of Ohio State.There was an abundance of goodguard material from which to pick themembers of the honorary team. Oneof the positions, without a douht, be­longs to Paul Hinkle, captain of theMaroon� for the second time and twicebefore the popular choice for the all­conference position. He distinguishedhimself in carrying the game downthe floor from, the guard position, andbv scoring many times when basketswere needed. 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