· ......��"�l�- ,... _'-.r# 1.',.;1 \Vol. 18. �o. 82 ,at aroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MARCH 4, 1920DANCE FOLLOwiNG GAME·COMPETES WITH M., B.'S Price Five Cents"The tea yesterday was a greatsuccess," said Margaret Taylor, chairman of ihe drive. "A large numberof women attended and listened withinterest to Mrs. Eddy's talk. Thecampaign is going splendidly, and ifevery woman in the University wi]]collegiate meet to be held 1\Iay 6 and feel her responsibility in this workf. I am sure we shall have no difficultyOther. colleges � take par:t in the in reaching our goal of $1,700." ===============meet aree- Yale, Harvard, Columbia,· AU teams are working in close TODAY'S WEATHERPrinceton, Wil1i�m!; and.. Cornell. competition, and each is working forThese colleges WIth the ald of the the prize which is offered to the groupAmerican Flying dub will form a securing the largest total at the endpermanent governing body which will of the drive. The nature of the prize ===============be known as the Intercollegiate Fly- has not been announced, but it is nn- DAILY MAROONing association. derstood that it will he something BULLETINwhich may be enjoyed by every mem-R1' AN COMPOSES CHICAGO SONG her of the team.Evermore o'er and o'er on the airPublic lecture, WJ'he Worth andThe Maroon is lightly streaming Failure of Mohammedanism," 4, Har-Colors bright on our sight every-per.FULL STRENGTH OFMAROONS REQUIREDTO BEAT GOPHERS Council Affair Celebrates Vietory Over--- Minneaota-Musieal Quintet withChicago Quintet Works Hard Bud Coombs at Center to KeepTo Keep in Condition Things Moving.For Game. --To celebrate the "ictory over Min-nesota, . those who don't go to theMortar Board party in a neighboringgymnasium will dance in BartlettSaturday night. The celebration willtake place after the game instead ofbefore. The Undergrad council, withits usual foresight, decided that suchPAGE EXPECTS HARD BATTLEWith everything at stake next Sa�urday, the Maroons are working bardto keep in shape for the coming contest. Coach Page really fears theGopher aggregation and is workinghis me� accordingly . for he rea1iz�sthat the full strength of the Maroonsmust be presented if he hopes to win."It is up to Birkhoff to comethrough Saturday and do a large partof the scoring," Pat said yesterday."In the last few games we have hadto use Birkhoff as a straight defensive man, but in the coming strugglehe will have to play for the baskets."Require Speed to Win GameTo beat the Gophers, speed is themain requirement. The Minnesotamachine is a five man offense made upof men who are very fleet and clever.Amston, Oss, Kearney and Capt. Lawler are all sPeed merchants. The fifth.';:Freshmo Teams Play GamesThe University of Pennsylvania willadd aviation to its sport roster acconling to a recent announcement. Thereare 150 students at the university whoqualified as aviators during the war'and they will form an aviation club.A team win be entered in the inter-UniveJ'8ity Bookstore Otrers Copies of song is on sale at the University book-"Chicago Forever" For Sale store. The chorus is printed below:--- Wit}} a cheer for dear Chicago,Franklin W. Ryan, a student at theUniversity, has written a new University song,. "Chicago Forever:'which he declares rivals Wisconsin's"On Wisconsin," or Yale's "Boola."J. Beach Cragun, director of the University band, has said that it is wenwritten and has �he qualities of thegreat American col1ege songs. The where.. . Down across the Western prairiesMarching onward to victoryGo the throng who love the nameChicagoWith a cheer for our Varsity. Massmeeting at 7 in Mandel is FinalAppearance of Retiring Basketball ---Mentor-"Shorty" Des Jardien and Continuation of DepartmentOthers Speak. Depends Upon Enrollment-- In' Spring Quarter."Pat" Page and the victoriousMaroon basketball five will be honCOVERS VARIETY OF MATERIAL ored by the student body of the Uni-versity at a massmeeting tonight at 7in Mandel hall. In all probability, itThe Phoenix flies today and another will be Pat's last appearance here beis added to th� list of efforts to give fore he leaves to take up his dutiesthe University of Chicago an under- as athletic director at the Universitygraduate magazine. of Indianapolis. _an arrangement woukl be the moreadvisable. As distinguished from all of its "Coach Page leaves the Universitypredecessors, the new attempt pre- after being connected with it for overFive pieces will be in the orchestra. .sents almost every right to attention twelve years, first as undergraduateOne of them is expected to be a piano, and support. There is some actually and star athlete on the Maroon basketwith Bud Coombs at it. AU the in- good poetry, much pretty good prose ball, baseball and football teams, andstruments wil1 play different notes and a genuinely funny thesis from then as coach," said Ruthven Pike,except the clarinet, which has only Dr. Scott of the History deparbnent. cheerleader, yesterday. "He has provone. Cran Rogers will stand on the The Art department of the new peri- en himself one of the best basketbaUsidelines to see that all goes well ex- odieal has turned out some 'attractive and baseball coaches in the Confereept during that period' when he can illustrations and the format is beyond enee, and it is � duty of every studfind someone to dance ·with. reproach. Therefore, it would seem, ent to come out tonight and honor him"We expect all lovers of athletics if the new publication goes on the at the massmeeting."to be at the game, especially after rocks of failure, none but the uninteIli- Page and Des Jardien Speakannouncing this dance," said Cran last gent and half-hearted campus wiU be Pat Page wiII speak at the ral1y andnight. to blame. The staff has assuredly done other speakers will be "Shorty Des"I think the man who arranged for its possible, and the results are more Jardien, '16, former All-Conference,this dance after the game is an ani- than encouraging. and members of the var8ity team.mated insult," said Elinor Hinton, Sam Rothermel, '17, who playedguardMagazine Bas Wide Rangeman, McDqnaJd at center, is a new sales manager for the M. B. affair. on the varsity basketbaU team forman. He plaY1!d a wonderful game "You may call it college spirit to run Seldom has this region seen a more three years and now coaches thein the Gojiher triumph over Wisconsin a dance in competition with ours, but catholic magazine. Within the scanty freshmen, will tell what may he exlast week and the Chicago center win I don't. Of COUr8e, everybody will go limits of forty pages including adver- pected from the Minnesota and Wis-have his hands full taking care of to the proper one." tising, Mr. Edward Waful bas sue- consin teams when they play the Ma-hi� _ ceeded in including almost everything roons in the final and decisive games.t The game will be a typical Mtfme- except epic poetry and a five-act In order f�r Chicago to clinch thesota five man offense. This style of MORE THAN A THOUSAND tragedy. 'Phere is a frankly mediae- Confeeenee championship it is neces-·plaY � � \succ:easfully �eti'"on ': �L�R8 IS ��NT�UTED . val brace of po�ms by J�et. �-: �_��� .sh� .••��u��e_.of._these .�owith-the 'present-COpher ma6!rii1,""""lor ....... --- 'TO-MADRAS" IN' CAMPA1GN whlclr "are" 'dese�nr:� or-.ore games.every man is exceptionally fast and i� e_ fifteen Cents for their purchase price;a clever floor man." The game will in SanDa Millis. Team Still Leads III and there is a genial and unexciting HERMIT AND· CROW WILL,.II PI'9��i1itr b4: marked by spectacu- Race-Elizabeth Stone's Co .. - piece of genre poetre by Katherine GIVE MUSICAL COMEDYtar dribbling on the part of the Gopber �ittee Ra� $97 Baker-addressed, it seems, to the TOMORROW AND SATURDAYstars. With Oss back in the game, family cat. There is a thing called_Minnesota will present an even ---"Words," which must be highbrow be- Warren Piper and Jack Nelsdn Arestronger lineup than that which beat Contributions for the Madras fund cause we couldn't wade through it; Authors of NorthwesterD UBi.the Cardinals. totalled more than one thousand dol- and there is a very entertaining and versity Productionlars yesterday, the third day of the lowbrow lucubration by Mr. Arthur ,drive. SaviUa Millis' team is saU �tot1? concerning his observations and Hennit and Crow, an organizationThe two freshman teams wiU stage in the lead, with Ruth Matca1fe's and deductions at the l'e�nt W. A. .4.. Cir- of Northwestern University whichDorothy Ahrbrecher's committeesthe last curtain raiser of the season.coming next. cus, corresponds to Blackfriars, will pre-Best of the fiction is "Desert Island sent "For Heaven's Sake" on tomor-MAKE FLYING COLLEGE SPORT Elizabeth Stone's team tUrned in 81uff," wherein Miss Polly Lerch airs row and Saturday nights at the Aryan--- $97 yesterday, the largest receipt for her scorn for the movies and the best- Gl"Otto, Wabash Ave •. and Eighth St.Eastern Anators Will Hold Intercol- the day. Frances Crozier's commit- seller by means of � very amusing "For Heaven's Sake" was written bytee followed with a total of $57 lor dialogue. And then of course there W Pi d th .legiate Meet In May the day. l'he largest individual gift arren per an e music was com-is the scandals section-the best part posed by Jack T Nelson.came from Mrs. Shirk, who gave $51. •of which is the clever head which The organization was recently re-somebody drew for it. The scandals modeled on all-university basis, sonarrated are in the style of "Town that every member of each departTopies" and kindred gossip-sheets, ment could come out for the producand the personages who figure are all tions. This year's show is much morefairly easily recognized. They'll ea\ pretentious than Hermit and Crowit up at the women's dormitories, has hitherto attempted, and a down-probably. town theatre was found essential. '(Ccmtmued on page 2) j.. A number of Purple athletes haveprincipal parts in the case of "ForHeaven'S Sake." Some of them are:"Buzz" -Gibson, quarterbaek- of theColder today; posSIbly snow· or rain 1919 eleven; Henry Penfield, tac:k1e ofthe Freshman stJUad;. Harry Grove,captain of the swimming team; andJerry Noonan, quarterback of theFreshman i'ootbaU squad.Oliver E. Hinsdell is coaching theproduction and Quin A. Ryan is actingas manager. Seats for both perfonnances are now on sale at MarshallField's and at the North Shore hotel,PHOENIX DESERVINGOF A TIENTlON SAYSJ. VINCENT SHEEAN 'HONOR COACH PAGE ANDFIVE AT RALLY TONIGHTMaroon Reviewer Calls "Dr.Scott 0s Thesis 0' GenuinelyF tinny Writing.By J. V. Sheeanwith west winds.TodayDivinity chapel, 11 :50, Haskell.Chapel, College of Commeree andAdministration and the College ofEducation, men and women, 12, Mandel.TomorrowDivinity Chapel, 11 :50, Haskell.Czech club, 4, Ida Noyes han.Germanic dub, 7 :.&5, with ProfessorCutting, 1228 East 56th St. There will be no registration in theColleges of Arts, Literature andScience today and tomorrow accordingto the announcement of Mr. F. JGurney, assistant recorder. Regi�tion on these days win be held onlyat the regular office hours. FATE OF MIUTARYCOURSES DEPENDSON REGISTRATIONCAPT. MARR ISSUES NEW CALLUnless the required enrollment inthe Department of Military Scienceand tactics for the spring quarter ismet, it is very probable that militarycourses at the University will be discontinued because of War departmentdisfavor. Such is the opinioJ} of Capt.Marr, head of the local unit, in acommunication to The Daiiy Maroon."It is very probable that the Wardepartment will look with disfavorupon our unit if it takes no moredrastic action," said Capt. Marr."This would certainly be embarassingand would hardly reflect credit on a.university with the standing and prestige of Chicago. To forestall any suchresult a reesonable amount of proselyting is certainly justified."Instruction Belongs Here""The University authorities appliedfor the field artillery unit becausethey believe, that properly co-ordinated aad administered, the militaryinstruction. contemplated logically belongs in a university, and offers theright tyPe of student an opportunityto secure something which he mightlater find obtainable only at greatinconvenience and expense. The UBi-versity.pr;po� to main�, and -=:"d-.:�_�lllain�e , .�c:t .. a.B�n_ov�.: ..military department. �"In the agreement between the University and the government was aprovision as to the minimum enrollment-a requirement of law. not ofrePlatIon. The law itself is quiteinflexible. and Congress, in its recentremarkable development of a policyof extreme economy, is bringingstrong pressure to bear upon the wardepartment to decrease its expenditures in every way possible.Publish New ScheduleThe subjects scheduled for nextquarter are: Field ArtiUery Ordnance (M. S. 2) and � and Useof F. A. Arms and Equipment, (M.S. 3), both open to beginners; F. A..Transportation, Horse and Motor (M.S. 6), which includes lectures on gasengines by Mr. Lemon; and a continuation of Gunnery and Conduct, ofFire (M. S. 9), to which only a feware eligible. New registrants in M.S. 2 or 3 can make up back work in asubsequent quarter, and as both subjects will require no outside preparation, they can rea�i1y be combinedand taken as a complete major. Besides being prepared to continue thecourse the following year at no disadvantage, a ·beginner would therebyqualify himself to attlend the basicsummer camp if he so desires."In conc1usiod, I frankly urge al1freshmen who are in any Way interested in military science to consultwith the head· of the department,Room 10, Ellis hall, and discuss theproposition. It is quite probable thatone's objection to taking up the workwill vanish when he understands itsnature and scope. It should be bornein mind that credits toward degreesmay be earned in military science, aswell as in any other courses, and,that, aside from the reserve commission, substantial money compensation,a feature important to many, accruesto those who continue and completethe course."..JI,2 --�---. ----:---�-- �-.- :....--THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 4. 1920For the Honor Commission.'Vj' the end of the quarter appreaching, there once more arises theserious question of honesty in collegework. There is no doubt about thetruth of. the statement that s�ntimerits for honor and honesty and allthat these imply is not making therapid prog-ress that it should in theUniversity. With every �ood influencein the way of attractive buildings,etc., there is still an attitude of passivity toward dishonesty which india cates something basically wrong,It has seemed to me that the mothcds of discouraging dishonesty usedby the Honor commrssion, viz., chapeltalks, slips in examination books, andremarks by faculty members, haveappeared too much in the light of arbitrary rulings or instructions handed down from above and as the voluntary positive reaction of the student body. The average student feels,I am sure, a sense of disgust when heobserves cheating in an, examination,================� but, unfortunately, takes no steps toindicate his attitude. He neither takesthe trouble to speak to the guilty one,nor does he feel willing or happy toreport the case to the instructor orto the Commission. He swallows hisdisgust, makes up his mind about theguilty individual, does nothing further, and then jokes about the Honorcommission and its efforts. Too oftenexactly this Situation has occurred.How can the student body becomesufficiently aroused for honesty to takedefinite steps to make it uncomfortable for dishonest people on the quadrangles? Could it be accomplished bymeans of a peppy mass meeting justbefore exams? Would it be betterto make a public spectacle of someone, and simply force a student outof college because he has been dishonest? The spirit at Princetonstarted in .1890, by a group of students riding a man out of town ona rail and dumping all his belongingswith him, with parting instructionsnever to appear in Princeton again.Although we may be inclined torevolt instructively at this so-called"rough and ready" method, nevertheless it seems to me that it has numerous and rapid possibilities as asentiment developer. The philosophyof . honesty through fear may not beas attractive as honesty through inspiration, but when everything is considered, might it not be worth whilein the long run?The purpose of this communicationis to invite discussion on the campusand in these columns over this pointwhich I am sure everyone realizes isvery important at this time. Are anysuggestions forthcoming?James Mount Nicely.m�t iaily _arnonThe Student NewspapH .f theUniversity of Claica&OPublished mornings, except Saturday,Sunday al1d Monday during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quartersby the Daily Maroon company.EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTThe Staff'John Ashenhurst ....•... News Editor,Rose Fischkin News EditorHelen Ravitch News EditorHoward Beale Asst. News EditorWilliam Morgenstern, Athletic EditorHarold Stansbury Feature EditorHarry Bird Night EditorErnest Fribourg Night EditorHerbert Rubel Day EditorBUSINESS DEP.-\RTMENTThe StaffGRANT MEARS-Business ManageHenry Pringle .. Advertising ManagerKeith Kindred .. Circulation ManagerLaurence Tibbits Asst. Cir.l\IgrEntered as second class mail at theChicago postoffice, Chicago, IllinoisMarch 13, 1906, under the act ofMarch 3, 1873.,I.I!I'I SUBSCRIPTION RATESCalled for, $2.50 a year; $1.00quarter.By Carrier, $2.50 a year; $1.00 aquarter.By l\�ail (city), $3.50 a year; $1.50a quarter,Editorial Rooms Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Business Office ..........•..• Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Thursday, March 4, 1920iI J- MISCELLANYSeniors are still lagging behind invaridus matters. Dues are being collected, but not with any astonishingspeed. The treasurer seems to haveemployed a good system, so that thefault lies rather with the seniors thanwith the collectors. It is essential thatthe class have five dollars from eachmember-the gift and other senior responsibilities will use up the fivequickly enough. Then there is thequestion of a... class song and a elassyell. To date very few contributionshave been received. The class urgesthat you cast off the proverbial modesty or shyness and send in a song ora yell or both. If the president of theclass happens to be elusive The DailyMaroon will be glad to see that hegets any contributions. Spring iscorning, and the senior class membersas individuals ought to be wa�ing upa bit.Those seniors, juniors and sophomores who took care of the Saturdaymorning track meets for high schoolmen deserve stressed commendation.The meets, as such, were run off quiteefficiently; they were free from dragfting red-tape and careless negligences.Men who entered in the meets werewell-pleased with what Chicago hadto offer and doubtless the results willbe desirable- Many of us around hereare too tolerantly positive of the goodname of the University of Chicago.Reputations are delicate things; theycan be casH)' made and easily spelled.But tho greatest danger is from neglect. The Daily Maroon docs not believe that at any time the University�houlrl adopt the blatant tactics otmany schools of education insofar asreputation is concerned, but that doesnot mean a little work now and thenis of harm. be printed in this department. Thesenotices must be pertinent to the dayof publication or the following dayNor will notices be run if in other portions of the paper a news story concerning the same event is to be found.� judicious curtailment has beenfound necessary since the notice column habit is growing to an alarm'ngextent. PHOENIX DESERVINGOF ATTENTION SAYSJ.' VINCENT SHEEAN(Continued [rom. page 1)Poe-ms Show Rare Qua!ityTo return to the distinctly worth-:while part of the paper: there is a Imordant and merciless bit of poetrycalled "To the Professors of a University," by Maurice Lcsemann,which ought to bring the breath ofthe regret of age to many; and theaforesaid mediaeval poems by JanetLewis. which have a cool and delicateloveliness rare enough in any workthese days. Then, too, there are thetwo pages of editorial, which placethe case frankly up to the campus ina bid for its support.COMMUNICA nONS(In view of the fact that the communication column of The Daily 1\Iaroon is maintained as a clearin&house for student and faculty opinion.The Maroon accepts no responsibilityfor the sentiments therein expressed.Communications are welcomed by theeditor, and should be signed as an evidence of good faith. although thename will not he published withoutthe writer's eonsent.)HONESTY AND RAIL· RIDINGEditor of The Maroon: ANNOUNCE NEW �IEDIC SOCIETY \KOSMEO Cream and Pow-derare known all over the world for their excellence.For sale at all toilet goods counters everywhere.Chi Alpha Has .sine Sophomore Mem-bers--State Purpose IChi Alpha, an organization of nine Imembers of the Sophomore class appointed by the. retiring members oflast voar, ceased to be secret any long- ,er when announced yesterday by Emmet Bay, the new president. The other members ar: Vinton Bacon, Orville Baldwin, Don Cameron, ArthurColwell, Wilson Stegeman and James!Cryst. I"The society has been kept secretfor some time," said Bay, "but it has;been given publicity so that betterresults may be obtained. The ideaof the organization is to promotecloser relations between the medical'students and faculty and among thestudents themselves. Meetings areheld weekly and it is hoped that itwill be able to promote the activitiesof the class." IThe Not Sometimeshut AlicaysPERFECTin every dCb'TeeAnw··:,·:m Lt.'ml p(·Ju·a Co.2tS-DIO F"aftIa Aft. �ew YorkPhoenixTODAY ,•IS OUTAt the Bookstore and onthe Campus:Zweimer Unable to LectureThe Rev. Samuel W. Zweimer willbe unable to give his speech today inHarper assembly on "The Worth andOf late the official notice column of Failure of Mohammedanism," as hasThe Daily Maroon has been growing' been announced. He expects, howand growing. Henceforth only notices ever, to be well enough on Sunday toof committees and club meetings of keep his engagement for Sunday nightrecognized campus organizations will at the McCabe Memorial church at 8. '. >� "...... 'r. ;I-. ; I• �,l r:.,..i: -...�I,Ir ._.- fS,I EI. .1 0\. ('.�'� o:' i :." :=_..1..b• .' e, 8�'l... 8f.' JI18r�ilr11rtlS1111u81Pbt:iJ�tr".... "IJ �,�. r:.,..i: ....�"II' .. -II 0\.• > .. �. '\':: '. I.'.' ""II .' \ -'" . -� ..THE_ OA.LY. MAROON, THURSDAY: MARCH 4,1920Purdue mourns the death of one of JEWISH STUDENTS INVITEDits champions. Jean of Arc, famous TO PURnl DANCE SATURDAYWhite Leghorn hen, age 8 years,d�l�tw�� �ri�h���r Allh���u�n���e&��===============================Elated, perhaps, with the idea of do- Ishe put 1,063 over the plate.. ,sity are invited to attend the Puriming "better things" Mr. Frank Tinneyhas washed off the burnt cork. In - t dance Saturday at 8:30 at the Rey-The baseball men, who have already II nolds dub, given by the Menorah and"Sometime" we see him for the firsttime with something of a part, al- been practicing for several �'eeks in i Zionist societies. "The affair will bethe gym, are hoping for a trip to Ja- i very informal," declared Miss Violathough he doesn't seem to take even Ipan in the spring. Roth, member of the committee inthe part very seriously. But I think ,charge of the dance, "and we wantit would be much better if 1\Ir. Tinney And the Indians, likewise, hope; everyone to come and have a goodreturned to blackface and to the revue they get it. ' . h h I'd hi htime, since teo I ay w lC we aretype of show. He seems out of placein •• Sometime."A N N 0 U N C E MEN T S sieal program has been arranged..Rudolph Friml, who composed' the I The' patrons and patronesses are:.music for this venture of 1\[1'. Arthur Dr, an� Mrs. Samuel Cohon, �Ir. andHammerstein, deserves chief honors. Des .Moines eonvemlon delegates I Mrs, Adolph Weiner, Dr. and !\frs.There is a melodious and not over- will meet today at 5 :45 in Ida Noyes I Albert Roth, Mrs. and Mrs. Louis Afsentimental drip to his tunes, and any hall sunparlor, to hear Mrs. Sherwood I remow and Mr. and 1\Irs. C. J. Wolfdancer would delight in the possibili- Edd v, Dr. Zwemer, scheduled to speak, son.ties of the songs. The difficulty is .f . .is prevented bv illness rom appear- i _that "Sometime" hasn't a dancer who :. Ican use the music. Messrs. Charles .mg. . I CAMPUS CLUB DI�NER TUESDAYDe Haven and Fred Nice have several .11 t t ---ron� mom�� � ���e fuo� T�C��cl�wi m� omo�WIM� �Mb�n �d'C�� Man Win===============================movement, but their �kiii - is -��re aero- from -l to 6 in Reception room of . Speak at Meeting-b ti th h hi 'I' J Ida �o\'es hall. " ,a IC an c oregrap IC, J,t ISS ean . ---White nearly stopped the show with --- l\lr. George Sherburn, of the de-some very vulgar and awkward dane- The Y. W. C .• -\. social service com-I partment of Ensrlish, and Capt. Marr,ing of the genus White City, and Miss mittee wi.n meet toda:� at 4 :45 '\;tl� I' head of the Military department, ,�mMildred Le Gue weal'S a charming !\Irs, Addison Moore • ., I'U Blackstone speak to the Campus club at a din-Spanish costume, but she dances with A "e. ncr next Tuesday at 7 in Hutchinsona very daring twist of the eyes, 'I cafe. Policies for the coming Rey-Singing is much better and for that A picture of the members of the. nolds club elections wil be' decidedMr. Friml and the audience should b� )(e.1ora Society will be taken for the upon and other business will be cargrateful. Miss Corallin Wade, in the Cap and Gown tomorrow at 12 in ried on at the dinner.ingenue role was sufficiently charming "ront of Haskell. All members of the Campus clubas a personality and she has a rathe- are invited and should make theirgood voice. Mr. Harold Murray ,The picture of the French club for I reservations .at once through Facultyhandled his juvenile part with more the Cap and Gown will be taken to- exchange, care of the club.ability than anyone else in the cast, morrow at 12:30 in front of the French Iand the songs he had were carefully house, 5810 Woodlawn AYe. Iand imaginatively dispensed. " --- REHEARSALS ARE BEGUN FOROn the whole, "Sometime" is a verv The Randolph )Iaron alumnae will GLEE CLUB'S WESTERN TRIPordinary production, Mr. Tinney has meet tomorrow from -t to 6. in the Idaseveral comic scenes, particularly the .�OYC5 Alumnae roomburlesque on Bowery : vaudevillians, .but the entertainment is othe�isedull. There i� a little more plot thanusual, and the flash-back system isemployed ineffectively. Settings, anncostuming are not remarkable fortheir ingenuity or inspiration. Thetableau which concludes the play isprettily sentimental. ,It is about time we had a musical'show that 'has been produced on the ===============================entertainment basis. Otherwise thedear public, always patient, will puton the worm act • ence title without a defeat, the Uni- through Robert Adler, Morton Livingversity of Washington has been ston, Paul Schwartz or the Campus:ice trimmed in poit..aeason games, Club, Faculty Exchange."SOMETIME"A Review 01 the Curreiu: Offering, at the Studebaker Theatre.By JOHN E. JOSEPHcelebrating is a joyful one." A mu-TIle Glee club is expecting to makea western trip in the near future andThe Publicity' Committee of the therefore asks that all members atBasketball Inte�hoi'8tic' will meet tend rehearsals regularly. . -This a�today at 3 it( the Maroon office. Bird, tendance will largely determine theGrey, Rubel, Waful, Lunde and Zim- personnel of the club for the westernmerman are asked to be present. trip, which will be definitely chosensoon. Rehearsals are held three timesThe Campus Club ":iIl give a dinner I a we�k on l\Iondays and Wednesdaysin Hutchinson cafe Tuesday evening. from 5 to 6 and on Thursdays fromReservations must be made at once 7 to 8 .l:o"I;"e8I:e iis the fruit of �ears of sustained fservice. Since 1856, more than100,000 graduates bave crossedBryant a: Stratton's threshold tomeet the friendly handclasp ofbusiness men who recognizetheir dependability...AJtidion C. &" A. StDldentsWe �Ye specially org.ni�c:1asses' tor c'ol1ege men andwOmen;. Don·t feel' the want 0(stenography longer - enter anevening class.CaD. ....... CRGrttl. 1575).,wriIe � for cataJoc .....�. �iaa .boat ..,..c:iaI Secretarial eo.n... Now Ready ForYour InspectionDORIS HAT SHOP1151 E. 55th StreetNear �UniversitySPORT SHORTS'Snappy Spring StylesPursuing our policy. of variety, we' .hazard an-EditorialAs the weather and the grassy precincts of the campus grow softer, weare prompted by our vocation to urgestudents to be good sports. To leavefootprints in the sands of time, it isnot necessary to register your No.10's on the receptive campus greensward. HAVE YOU TASTEDPeggy'srem HOME MADE CANDY?Here are some of her Specials, madein.her own kitchen.BRYANT & STRATTONBaSINESS CO�LEGE.111, 5th. 6IIa Floor. - Lah vi.. ,.,.111 SeatII "1CIIipI A ....According to the Daily IlIini, in thereport of the Notre Dame track meet,Weiss put the shot 400 feet 1 �inches. Charlies Higgins, whose ============== Peanut Brittle-range is 46 to 47 feet, is a piker it I "Best yOlt, ever ate, etc."Would seem. 'I Divinity Fudge (Walnuts)-, MID W EST "Soft-Creamy"TYPES. E'I'I�IN' G ! Cream Caramels- '_ I "Perfectly Delicious"COM'PANY ,Nut Glace-510-512EAST SIXTY-THIRDsTREET-PRINTERS andLINOTYPERSSPECIAL A1TENTIONToUl'iIVERSITY WORKPhil Spink, University of Illinoisrunner, who took part and placed inthe interallied games at the PershingStadium, 'is one of the men uponwhom the Indians will depend in theR.!lay Carnival on Saturday. URich-Wonderful"Chocolate Fudge-"'Um I Good r'Sea Foam Kisses' (Cocoanut)"Soft-Creamy"I, Taffy (White or molasses)-,. Pure- Wholesome"lICE CREA�V, SODAS, SUNDAES,SOFT DR'NKS, HOT CHOCOLATES, SALTED NUTS.Prta .... ., TIM IW1T ....... Peggy Pan Candy Shop.. ... 11460 tAST FIFTY-SEVENTH ST,McGill University of Canada has alittle comer of its own on Canucksports. So far it has won the championships in football, basketball,hockey and skiiing (the last, of bothU. S. and Canada).Missouri has had the most striking basketball season of any teamwinninw· the Miaoarl VaDey Confer- ( Suits made to order. Pressing and CleaningCHAS. H. 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LANGDON PRATT SecretaryBABSON INSTITUTERoger W. BabsonPr6Bi4ent 365 Washington St.Wellesley Hills, Mass. Ralph B. WilsonVi«-PrNidentSl)8SCRIBE FOR THE DAILY M�OONI I' .j. _.I. _ •......... --.���-......_......-- ...... _ .. ..:.:. _ _..:._._- - '" :.- ---...:___:_..:___-___:_---..:.;__:,-:_.:'�::..� .=�---=--=- ===============:::;::::::==;::::=:=r:::==::::::=====;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ii-..f ..' ",;... '.- '.�';., ","""""ITHE DAILY MAROON. THlJRSDAY ... MARCH 4. 19204�:::-, 1 ALSTIE BENNETT rushes in with.f<:� "h� C��l\r"",'" • ... � Frank Tinney's joke in "Semetime";"� ,":"i. (\ Vo,. 1" h· ...� • '- \_.. i_-::---- I Frank-"Have you heard the song('.:. "':1-:.:.� r�� I about the three tramps?"�:.. -; - .... ("'" � Someone Else-uNo."�i:f "t:t( I Frank-"Tramp, tramp, tramp, the..::.:..:;' --.�.\,:'",-- >1, I boys are * • • .... SPRING POEM I --Spring has hit the well-known campus, i INASMUCH as this department isSpring is in the well-known ai� . dedicated today to the new magazineCouples, crazy with the weather, I (unpaid adv.), we present the followling dramah:Make a date to sit together I And the Prophecy Was Fu1&lIedAT (not IN) the Thirteenth Chair. I Lyrics by Sol.Music by H�k.SINCE one of the officers' horses I Time, 8:55 a. rn.ran away with him, registration in I Setting, Cobb hall, first floor.military science has dropped off con-. (Ruth Metcalf discovered undersiderably, I the clock with an armful of maga-zines. The angry mobs are in fierceOUR OWN PHOENIX combat on the stairway. Eddie WafulDesert Island Stuff. dashes out of the Recorder's office.)-By Polly Perch. i Eddie-Hold! Cease this mad tumul-UI d 't l·k thO bei t I tuous din and let me have a word.on I e IS Ing cas away . ..d rt· 1 d "·d f th ,Come, quiet down for JUst a bIt soon a ese IS an, sare ene 0 e I' h I b rd!characters. "I think I'll . take the 7 t at may e hea .. .'I k tub to th .ty " The new and latest magazme IS here,oroe e eCI. .� ��f l·� �th th M�t��epre� ===========================================�on 00 IS S8l e 0 ereA literary masterpiece-its name you"The subway doesn't go under theocean." sure can guess.1 be copies, all band-autographed, are"Oh," said the other, that is to say fifteen cents a throw.the first, "I'll have to take the ferry."Has Chicago Any Traditions 7-By AD UndergracL We're starting business now and here,c'mon then, folks, let's go!The Phoenix-buy your copy here before you go to. cJas8.For that which bas been prophesied •h3S really come to pass."(Chorus of Wyverns and Score club-ON DIT I bers emerge from the, phone booth andThe editor of a new literary maga- repeat Eddie's song. Enter Doc Bratzine which is on sale today was ob- fish, George Serek, Harry English andserved sneaking around corners of Al Holloway ,en masse.) .Gothic edifices apparently dodging Doe-c-Pm here to say a word or twomembers of the Board of Student at the request of Eddie .. Organizations. His little sheet must be worthwhile.Yes.EDITORIALSWhy The Phoenix!Unanswerable.-'_ -\ Sealed Til!ht-KePt Rif!ht• WRIGLEYSOftIer benefits: to teeth.breath. apPetIte. nerves.That's a eood deal to'tet for 5 centsl"'The Flavor Lasts!' It's. patronized by Teddy. I surely must be keen.... 1 'IS Si! Oliver any relation to ChiSo come across and buy one. Don't be ! I must admit it beats the stuff we Phi Lodge?a stingy bloke. I serve out at iile club .• -Garcoa.If Eddie fails to sell them all the com-I' �nd to the literary soul it is sUbstan-11 •pany will go broke. tial grub. .I I' Private DANCING. LessonsAI-The campus scandals are exposed I' Eddie (with pathos)-Kind people. In a course �f five leuoaa ($5 •• )1· rd d one can acquire the .tepa of theto all the pub IC eye, I you have hea an seen what oth- Waltz, One-step, and Fox.troL SocialAnd then, of course, the stuff by en- have to say; dancing class Monday Eve at 8 P. M-Artie Scott is never dry. So won't you take a chance and buy LUCIA HENDERSHOT STUDIOWhile Polly gives us just a bit of II my magazine today! 1541 E. 57th SL Hyde Park 2314"Desert Island Stuff," I I've got to pay the printer soon andWe guarantee that it's the best. No, j also would disdain C LAS S I FIE DAD Sboys, it isn't .reugh. The fearful sight of Phoenix' flight, •the' ehee-i-ild of mah brain. Iinconsistent (Finale, by entire company, and I ron SALE-A substantial 12 roo�house on lot 50x165 suitable for aGeorge-of course it'swith honor sentimentsFor you to get a Phoenix without paying fifteen cents.I urge you all to hear my words andbuy a copy nowAnd, for your kind approval, the newpaper makes its bow. curtain.)fraternity house. Location is inWoodlawn only three blks. HarperLibrary. Price (pre-war) $9,000.Equitable terms to responsible pel'asons. This is undoubtedly a giltedge investment. Possession May1, 1920. For appointment to inspectthe interior of this desirable homeplease write J. H. Quinn, 400 N.Wells St., City. (101)SOL.PRINTING long contributions, aswe have been doing recently, is bound Ito be advantageous. If the campuslikes them, we are naturally made Ihappy. If the campus doesn't like IHarry-Now, boys, let's all be gentle- them, we can pass the buck, or elsemen and buy a magaziJ1e; threaten to substitute our own stuffSince Artie Scott bas written some, it once again.- .'..... ..-, ....I� -Bcte• >, t�P�atp�fE11tltcb4siaI,s1tcs1tls1iIViIie:� �E, t1� :f���-�·.b� .�,"": �t· j¢.'" b.� I.S!'e f1.. / . �t' II• 1 p• .: t: ..I- .,,"" ,\.... �',- p.i e �l9Jhirwas sure as you liveBelieve it or not-it', .. fact.That .simple. sen foi Falimapadcage is today America"s IOOStfashionable package for cigarettes.Most fashionable because mostwidely used by those men who'blow H what'. what'· in smokes.At the big hotels and � atsmart resorts sUch as Palm Beachand Atlantic City--even at New ...port it;eJf -the Fatima packagenow holds the pi atige to. nalyheld by the fancy,. apaasiw paste.board box. The reaten for Fatima's· popu ...Iarity is ··JUST ENOUGHTURKISH.-- "-Instead of containing too maJ.Turkish as do the expeslSive SU'aightT urIcish cigarettes. Fatima c:onWnsJust enouglt T urIcish -just enoUghto late right and just enough toleave a. man foJJng right. evenwhen he smokes more than usualYou. too, wiD' be proud «Falima's package as soon as youtal Fabma'. qua&ty.�J. .. �'FAT IA Sensible'CiOarelk"-just mougla TIlTItiJa" t�mr1J�IItlr�o.,...e11tt1tee1•IC