,.", ..J'r >;,I,; ..; ..,..),'; , .), ...-,'t ,..: aroon'$ pg&_s,s$" imt:!, bi -r,atVol. 18. No. 76 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1920 Price Five CentsPurdue Looms As CompetitorFor Title, Climbing IntoSecond Place.ANNOUNCE NINE NEW PLEDGES All University women will be eli­g'ible to vote at the Federation elec­tions tomorrow. Polls will be situ­ated in the foyer of Ida Noyes hallNOM1NATE OFFICERS ATREYNOLDS CLUB SMOKERILUNOIS HANDEDTHIRD DEFEAT ASMAROON FIVE WINS Hold Caucus Tonight at 7 :30 in Club ALL WOMEN MAY VOTEIN FEDERATION ELECfIONBETA PHI BECOMESACTIVE, RENEWINGPRE-WAR CHARTER , ,_,.htitr • ttlAL TROCCHI IS MADEACADEMY OFFICERFOR WAR SERVICESRooms--Plan Vaudeville Features Polls Will Be Open in Ida Noyes andCobb .AII Day Tomorrow - May ---Xominate Candidates by Petition. Asst. Professor of RomanceTICKETS EXHAUSTED FOR GAMEvoices according to a statement madeDivinity chapel, 11 :50, Haskell. yesterday by Cheerleader RuthvenChapel assembly, women, 12, Man- Pike who will have charge of thedel.-Sixteenth Annual Billiard and Undergraduate Fraternity, Dis-Pool Touranment Opens. continued During War, Ap----pears Again on Campus,Candidates will be nominated for alloffices of the Reynolds club at thesmoker and caucus to be held tonightat 7:30 in the club rooms. This is the and on the first floor of Cobb, andRig Ten Standing Beta Phi, an Undergraduate frater-last smoker of the quarter and a large " .. ill be open from 9 to 4.W. L. Pct. nity founded at the University in 1911 of the Romance department has been... ttendance is expected The enter- Fiftecn candidates have been ap-Chicago 8 1 - .889 �.. .. and discontinued 'because of the war, made an officer d'Academie by thetainment features have not been an- pointed for the executive council.Purdue 6 2 750 will renew its chapter at the univer- 0 h didat b dd d h French government in recognition ofIlli , . nocnced. Th h t t' th t er can I es may e a e to t e hi . li . ffi duri100lS ••••••••• ,....... 6 3 .667 sity. ere are c ap ers a SlX 0 er li b . . hi h IS services as a raison 0 rcer urmgThe sixteenth annual Reynolds club present 1St y .pefitions w IC mustIndiana ". 4 2 .667 colleges. be' d bId the war. He served as American lia"Tisconsin , :. 4 3 .571 handicap billiard and pool tournament There are only two members of the SI�e y at east twenty stu ents. ison officer at Lyons and as commandtarted yesterday afternoon A� has Petitions must be in by 6 today andI 5 6 455 starteu. . 'fraternity on the campus now, but ant of the school detachment atowa ,..... . should be given to Margaret Haggott,Ohio State ,.,....... 2 5 .286 heretofore been done the tournament nine pledges have been announced. chairman of the nomination commit- Lyons.Minnesota , 2 6 .250 will be in the nature of a round robin. The members are Jacob Braude of tee, Seven of the nominees WI; 11 be The title of officer d' Academie isN h The pool tournament is divided into d H d St 1 f• ort western 1 5 .147 Chicago, Ill., an owar an ey 0 elected. an honor which may be granted totwo divisions and the billiard. into Rol dMichigan , .. _ 1 6 .143 Egypt, Ill. The pledges are: an foreigners. It has no connection with--- three. T. Barker, Richard Canman, Charles Urges All Women to Vote the Academie de France, composed ofWinner Receives Valuable Cue. J ley Ed dWhile the Maroons were winning Crane, Theodore anovs, war, "All University women should par- the forty "immortals" who have perA The men who finish first to each di- L· d II f Ch·from Michigan 31-19 at nn Arbor Kohout, and Otis m e 0 rcago; ticipate in the election on Thursday," formed distinguished literary servicesSaturday, Wisconsin was busy hand- vision in the preliminaries will then Lee Foster of Warrensburg, Mo., said Helen Thompson, president of the and must be natives of France.play a round robin in the finals. A f H ·1 III ding Illinois the third defeat of the ., Myron Jolidon 0 arm on, ., an executive council. "The FederationI, d t te d II '11 b . Also Serve'd in Italy.year, pushing the downstaters into cue va ue a n 0 ars WI e grven Chester Schrader of Clifton, Ill. is a very active organization and allthird place, with Purdue climbing into as the prize for the winner. t campus women 'should take an inter- Before going to France Prof. AI-Alpha Chapter Heresecond position. The Boilermakers The schedule of games includes est in it." trocchi was a second lieutenant of in-have a good chance for the title, be- matches played in the afternoon and The University chapter is the Alpha The candidates who are elected will fnntry attached to the Committee ofcause Chicago must meet Illinois arid evenings from Feb. 23 to Mar. 1. All chapter, others being established at divide the offices among themselves Public Information in Italy. HeMinnesota on the home fioor, and Wis- men who have entered the tournament Illinois, Northwestern, MicTgan, Ar- and will become active at the begin- spent six months i� Italy under Captconsin at Madison, while the LaFay- have been given handicaps. The mour, Rose Polytechnic Institute and ning of the Spring quarter. The of- Charles E. Merriam, having charge ofette crew -::ides through the easy part schedule appears in another part of DePauw. The local chapter has not fices are as follows: President, sec- American propaganda speeches thereof its schedule. the paper. a house as yet. retary, persoIinel chairman, vocation- Prof. Atrocchi was awarded a diplomaThe Chicago team had little trouble al guidance chairman, social chairman, of merit by the Italian government.in bumping the Wolverines, but the FINAL REHEARSAL publicity chairman and public service In France he was attached to theM. ANDRE GRIFFON SPEAKSMaroons encountered rough going in FOR W. A. A. CIRCUS chairman. staff of the French-general, and afterTOMORROW TO FRENCH CLUBthe second half when the Michigan IS HELD THURSDAY __ the armistice had charge of the Amerfive started to play rough ball. Page SIX MEN SIGNIFY ican soldiers who were attending the1\1 Andre Griffon, boursier to thehad the team going well, with the --DESIRE TO TRY OUT University of Lyons. Prof: Altrocchir. I M St d R University from France, will speaklong pass game working almost per- �enera anager ro e e- received his A. B. at Harvard in 1�at the French _ club tomorrow at 4 at AS CHEERLEADERS·��L;�,.::';;- f�l�. �alla� .. played the full g:: . quests All Participants the" Maiso,n Franeaise. On �eb •. 21 _,' �' ".. ___._,_ '_ .,' ,_ his A_:. M. in 1909,\ ���. Ph. D.'·� I; . �'- . :��:�:=::e= .=:k�;;, best �-� s.: _.l' � 'To Be' Present. h� �poke' bef�re "the Aiii�� 'Fran- Preliminary Practice Will Be !�!\'�:::0:-9�: I�=C�=,-:�l' caise on "Le- Feminisme en France."t�.P - of the year. Birkhoff was the scor- .TICKET SALE, CLOSES FRIDAY The subject of his talk before the Held Tomorrow at 5 In at the University.ing star, with three baskets and seven the Stadium. ------".. free throws out of ten chances. --- French club will be, "1'Esprit desr -Final dress rehearsals for all the Femmes Francaises." All students ---Wisconsin Crowd Penalized actors in the Olympic Dames Circus of French are cordially invited to at- MEDALION OFFERED AS PRIZEDespite the fact that the Wisconsin will be held tomorrow and Thursday tend. ---crowd was penalized three times in the at 6:30 and 8:30. Last minute in- Six men have signified their desirelast few minutes of play, and the Illini structions will be given out at these to try out for the position of cheer-TODAY'S WEATHER.sunk all three shots, the Cardinals hours. General Manager Josephine leader at the preliminary practice to-were able to win out in an overtime Strode has announced that it is im- morrow at 5 in the Stadium. The-h - Probably snow flurries, cloudy�ame. The defeat at the hands of t e perative that all the participants be men are: Louis Kay ton, Casper Ep-northeast to cast winds.Maroons last week may not have present, stein, Harold Hayes, Edwin Dygert,cracked the downstate team, but prob- For the convenience of those women Chalmer McWilliams and Hud Moore.ably that contributed to the defeat at who will not be able to attend the THE DAILY MAROON The practice will consist of givingMadison. Purdue, the new occupant performance, which will be presented BULLETIN yells several times to test the powerof s�cond place, crushed Northwes- in the large gymnasium of .Ida Noyes --- and endurance of the contestants'tern, 49-20. hall Friday at 8, tickets good for the TODAY.Illinois is now definitely out of th� dress rehearsals have been placed on(Continued on page 5) sale. They may be purchased forf.fty cents each. competition. A second practice willbe held Thursday or Friday and themost satisfactory contestants pickedfor the final tryout at the Illinoisgcme Saturday night."Red" Jackson To WearPlain Clothes in"13th 'Chair," Tickets Go On Sale Today. Concert lecture, Mr. Stevens, 2:30,:\Iandel.Chicago Symphony Orchestra Con­cert, 4, ,Mandel.World Problems Forum, "The Needsof Bolivia:' 4 :30, Harper assemblyroom.Psychological Journal club, 7:105Psychological laboratory." New Testament club, 8, Haskell re­ception room.Graduate Classical club, 8, Classics20. Best Men On Campus Wanted."We want the best man regardlessof his status on the campus," Pikesaid. "This is a job that calls forcriginality and ability, not for socialor political standing. We will try tokeep politics out of the selection en­tirely."Judges selected by the Undergrad­uate council will choose the leaderupon the merits of his ability Satur­f'ay night. If the contest is close itmay be continued until the night ofthe �linnesota game,Undivided Support Wanted."I hope that the crowd will givethe men their undivided support atthe tryout Saturday night." said Pikeyesterday. "Yell just as hard for oneman as for another even if he isn't�'our choice. The judges will be ableto determine the best man if thc(Continued on page 5)Tickets to the Circus go on sale to­day with Kate Smith, Chairman ofthe publicity committee, in charge ofthe drive. As only five hundred spec­tators can be accommodated, there, ... ill be no sale at the door and theticket campaign will close Friday at1. Members of the publicity com­rr.ittee and also chairman of the vari­ous general committees, includingLydia Hinckley. Theresa Wilson, Phyl­lis Palmer, Beth Uphaus, Buol Burkeand Ruth Huey, win sell the tickets.The price is 20 cents.Commencing today and continuingur.til Friday, a member of the' ticketcommittee will be in the foyer of IdaNoyes han to sell tickets. There winThe proper touch of color was addedto the Dramatic Club's production of"The Thirteenth Chair,": when Direc­tor Dooley announced that Colville C."Red" Jackson would take a promi­nent part in the play."The part calls for a red headed,husky fellow at least six feet inheig-ht," said Dooley. "No onethought of Red until he himself sug­O'("sted that he would be glad to takepart in such a worthy campus activi­t.,. Of course he was signed up im­mediately and the hi$r football captainis now studying-his lines as avidly ashe learns signals in the fall.""Yes;" said Red, when interviewed,"I fizurcd that my campus career.,('('ded only this finishing touch to be"'1"rfect."The part is that of a burly plain"lothes man and Red has several dra­_. atic 1ine� which he will undoubtedly--et off ",;th te11in$r effect. TOMORROW.Dh'inity chapel, 1 t :50� Haskell.Chapel assembly, men and 'women,senior colleges, 12, Mandel.Public lecture, "Community Devel­opment Through the Rural Church,"4, Haskell.Exhibition of the Sculpture of AI·hin Polasek, 4. Classic museum.Junior Mathematical club. 4, Ryer-son 37 •Add New Attractions. French club, 4, French house.Five more attractions have been Christian Science society, ", Harperadded to the side show�, Lydia Hinck- assembly.l('y, chairman of that committee, an- 7A)OIogy cluh, .. :30, Zoology 29.(Continued on page 2) Romance club, 8, Maison Francaise.he no organized ticket teams, as theopinion is general that with so few tobe sold, there will be little difficultyin disposing of the entire five hundred. Languages Receives HonorFrom French Government.WAS LIAISON DIVISION WORKERAssistant Prof. Rudolph Altrocch, I���.... -, .. iEXHmIT VOLUME TO BESENT TO BELGIAN KINGBookstore Displays .�jstory of Bel, gium By Prof. Van der Essen-BookTraces Complete History of Nation.A specially bound copy of "A ShortHistory' of Belgium," b:y Prof. Leon"Van der Essen, which will be sent toKing Albert of Belgium is to be displayed in the bookstore all this week.The author is Professor of history inthe University of Louvain, and thisbook was published yesterday by theUniversity press, The work .has beendedicated to the king of Belgium.A similar special volume was givento 1\1. Maurice Macterlinck by President Harry Pratt Judson when theplaywright visited the University onFeb. 13. The binding is in full blackmorocco with the back stamped in redand gold, representing the Belgiancolors, and the coat-of-arms of theUniversity stamped on the side,Traces History of Belgium.In Prof. Van der Essen's book istraced the history of Belgium from itsfcrmative period, including the timeof the Roman occupation, the invasionof the Franks, and the reign ofCharles the Great, through the periodof feudalism, the rise of the com­munes, and the power of the dukes ofBurgundy.The narrative then takes up theSpanish and Austrian rules, theFrench regime, the Dutch rule, withthe revolution of 1830, the period ofthe modern independent state, andfinal1y the part played b'y Belgium inthe great world war.(Continucd on page 5)2 THE DAILY �OON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24,1920ill It t i a i In _ a r mm are appointed to attend the meetings SYl\IPHONY ORCHESTRA4f � of radical groups, to report their GIVES CONCERT TODA Ymost effective arguments, and then toformulate effective replies and insuretheir wide circulation among thesesame audiences. The wisdom, practi­cability and statesmanship of such apolicy will readily be granted if werealize the abject failure, futility, and The Chicago Symphony orchestrathe irreparable harm 'caused 'by the will render a concert today at 4 inEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT policy of persecution as fathered by Mandel hall. The concert is to beThe Sta. the Attorney General. given under the auspices of the Uni-John Ashenhurst News Editor By a �how of hands of the members verslty Orchestral association.Rose Fischkin News Editor at the meeting, it was seen that of Rachmaninow's Symphony No. 2t EHelen Ravitch News Editor those who .were acquainted, in a gen- Minor, Opus 27 will feature the pro-Howard Beale Asst. News Editor eral way, with the principles of the gram. Other numbers are: Over-William Morgenstern, Athletic Editor Communist Party, the majority had ture to "RussIan and Ludmilla" byHarold Stansbury .... Feature Editor gained this knowledge since the news- Fichail Glinka, Tschaikowsky's An-H B· d N' ht Edito papers of the country began their dante Cantabile from the Stringarry 11' •••••••••••• 19 I'"radical" agitation. This fact is veryErnest Fribourg Night Editorsignificant when we consider that thisHerbert Rubel Day Editorwas a gathering of university men, alarge number" whom were in the Award Symphony Glinka Prize.graduate and professional schools, and Rachmaninow's Symphony No.2 is The Yellow Jacket will initiate to-all of whom had had courses in eco- a composition that was produced for day from 7 to 9 in the North receptionnomics. The most ingenious and cost- the first time at a concert of the Im- rooms of Ida Noyes hall.ly advertising and publicity campaigp perial Russian Musical, Society atcould not have given these views wid- Moscow in 19.08. Rachmaninow was The Menorah society will meet to­er circulation than was given them conductor on this occasion, due to the morrow from 4 to 6 in the North re­Entered as second class mail at the absolutely gratis in these days of lim- illness of Arthur Nikisch, the condue- ception room of Ida Noyes hall.ited newspaper space, high cost of tor. This composition is dedicated toinks, paper and labor, by our presiden- Ivanovitch Taneiew, one of Rachman­tial aspiring Attorney General, ablyassisted by our newspapers.The Student NewapaJtel' .f tlaeUniversity of Claica&OPublished mornings, except Saturday,Sunday and Monday during the Au­tumn, Winter and Spring quartersby the Daily Maroon company.BUSINESS DEPARTMENTThe StaffGRANT MEARS-Business ManageHenry Pringle .. Advertising ManagelKeith Kindred .. Circulation ManagerLaurence Tibbits Asst. Cir.MgrChicago postoffice, Chicago, IllinoisMarch 13t 1906, under the act of�Iarch a. 1873.SUBSCRIPTION RATES be given tomorrow at 4 in Harper1\111 by Mr. John W. Doorly of Leeds,England. Mr. Doorly is a member ofthe board of lectureship of the FirstVassilievitch Rachmaninow I is a Church of Christ, Scientist, Boston,Rurtian composer of note and has Mass. .stu�ied under the greatest of Russiancomposers. During the past season The Maroon Mandolin dub will meethe appeared in all the larger cities of today at 4 in Mandel hall.r.ounced yesterday. They are the -America.s He appeared in recital inpaddle machine, world's greatest long Chicago four times, playing his own The Campus Club Council will meetdistance runner, the first camouflage, selections and other classics, At one today at 4 in Ellis 3.Annette in a swimming match, and an time he appeared as soloist for the.animal that is a cross between a dog Chicago Symphony orchestra. He Drawings for the program cover ofand a cat. Little information could played many of his compositions and I the 1920 Blackfriar play are due to­be gleaned as to the exact nature of a number of the works of other great morrow. Drawings should be handedthese features, but it was declared artists. in to the Blackfriar office on the thirdthat each act will equal those already Overture From Five Act Opera. floor of the Reynolds club, or to Boxlisted for the side shows. V 286, Faculty exchange. The winningThe overture of "Russlan and Lud- drawing will be used on the cover ofThe following women will hold a milla" is from the five act opera of the program for "Barbara, Behave!"important meeting with Lydia Hinck- Michail Glinka, the composer of "Theley in the trophy room of Ida Noyes Life of the Czar." The suggestionhall today at 3: Louise Mammon, for the opera was given by Poush- PRESIDENT JUDSON LEAVESLucille Dick, Marguerite Davy, Helen kin's poem, "RussIan and' Ludmilla." FOR EAST FOR TWO WEEKSPalmer, Miriam Russell, Frances The overture is constructed for theLangworthy, Beulah Miles, Helen most part of material which is used inSaunders, Eleanor Burns and Julia the finale of the opera itself. The airWhite.Called for, $2.50 a year; $1.00 a FINAL REHEARSALquarter. FOR W. A. A. CIRCUSBy Carrier, $2.50 a year; $1.00 a IS_ HELD THURSDAYOne of the most interesting and sig­nificant communications received inmany days by The Daily Maroon isthat signed by Benjamin E. Jaffe, '19,captioned, "Work for the AmericanLegion." In fact, so important is thestatement that The Daily Maroon willrun it in this column-many timescontributions to the communicationdepartment are skipped by most read­ers unless they contain items of cam­pus scandal.The remarks of Mr. Jaffe have noth­ing to do with scandal, but rather theopportunities of Legion work concern­ing the red-liberal-socialist question,the social unrest of the day. Spacedemands that the communication beprinted in two installments; the sec­ond will be found in this column to­morrow. The Daily Maroon suggeststhat you read what Mr. Jaffe has tosay. His remarks follow-withoutquotation marks, which will be unnec­essary with the above proem:By B. E. JAFFE, �19The University of Chicago._Post ofthe American Legion at its last meet­ing adopted a constructive policy on aquestion directly affecting American An important meeting of the pro-institutions that, if given serious and gram committee 'will be held today atunbiased consideration, may well serve noon in Ida Noyes hall. Generalas the foundation for a program of Manager Strode urgently requestspublic service to the country by all the that all members be present.Posts of the country. Ballet dancers will meet for prac-In the first place, the action of the tice today at 3 on the third floor ofNew York legislature in refusing to Ida Noyes hall. Faye Millard, inseat the five members of the Socialist charge of the act, has announced thatparty was unanimously condemned as information regarding material foruri-American. Then, in considering as costumes will be given out at thatto what ought to be the attitude of time.quarter.By Mail (city), $3.50 a year; $1.50a quarter.Editorial Rooms Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Business Office Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Tuesday, February 2�, 1920AN OPPORTUNITY-I.-'.the University Post toward those onthe campus known to he holding andexpressing radical views (whateverthat may mean) it was the con censusof opinion that even aside from theconstitutional guarantee of freedom ofspeech, that a policy of "runninz theseradicals out of the country" would beworse than useless and would defeatits own purpose. Instead, it was de­cided to follow the plan adopted by, 'the Advertising Men's Post of theAmerican Legion, by which members (Continued from page 1)Refreshment Sellers Meet.Vera Friedlander, Alpha' Harper,Charlotte' Atkinson, Henrietta Bitter­n.an, Jeanette Horc, Gertrude Byrne,Valeska Pfeiffer, Helen Fortune, An�aKatz, Helen Fletcher, Alice Hull, JuliaGinsberg, Florence Wyant, MyrtleJohnson, Ruth Bedford, Leila Carr,Honor Stratton and Ruth Metcalfe,who will sell refreshment during theperformance, will meet Wednesday at12:30 'in the trophy room.All women belonging to the costumedesigning committee will meet todayfrom 3 to 5 to prepare the costumes.Edna Cooper will be in charge.Program Committee To Meet.CA P ASn GOWN PICTURESAll seniors who have not returnedtheir proofs of pictures for the Capand Gown must do so before tom or­row. If they do"'not wish to maketheir own choice the photographer willpick out the or.e he eonslders best andwill ha\"e it printed. for the annual. suit of the wizard, Cbernomor, is also and transact university business.used. Mrs. Judson accompanied him. ----------------Other materiai used in the overtureis a whole tone descending scale, em­ployed in the coda, which is usedthroughout the opera to designate theconspiracies of Chernomor. The en­tire work is constructed according tothe classical model. The principaltheme (Presto, D Major, 2-2 time) isheard, atfer some introductory mate­rial for the full orchestra. The sec­ond subject, in F major, is carried outby the violas and violincellos, lightlyaccompanied by the remaining strings.Following this is the usual Develop­ment and Recapitulation, with a codaat the end. Members of Ruth Metcalfe's teamANNOUNCi::MENTSPlay Raehmaninow's Symphony in E for the .MadrCls campaign will meetMinor. and Tschaikowsky's Andante today at 4 in the Y. W. C. A. room.Cantabile in Program-Held at .. in Those who have been asked to attendMandel Hall. are: Helen Spensley, KatherineMoore, Helen Sulzberger, Alic. Hull,Eunice Emery, Rochelle Bregstone,Mary Hayes, Margaret Wright, HelenSloane, Edith West and Jeanne Far.ley.The Kansas dub will give a danceFriday at 8 in Ida Noyes hall. A 'per­manent constitution will be adoptedby the club.The Blue Bottle will initiate tomor­Quartet No.1, Opus 11, and a Sym- row from 4 to 6 in the Ida Noyes sunphonic poem, "On the Mcldau." parlor.inow's instructors in the Moscow Con­servatory. This symphony was award­ed the Glinka prize of one thousandrubles in December, 1908. A lecture on Christian Science willwhich Russlan sings in the second act,after he has been armed for the' pur-LOST-At the South Shore Countryclub during Washington Prom,ring set with two sapphires sur­rounded by diamonds. Finder pleasenotify Wm. M. Moffat at Phi Gam­ma Delta House, phone Hyde Park874. ___ ePresident Harry Pratt Judson leftfor New 'York and Washington yes­terday for two weeks. He will at­tend meetings of the Rockefeller boardChi Psi Pledges StephensChi Psi announces the pledging ofRockwell R. Stephens of Chicago.LOST AND FOUNDNot Sometimeshut AlwaysPERFECTin every degreeA mf'rie-.an Lead Pencil Co.%15-Dl ..... Aft. New ,. or'k• EVENING, PARTY .AND DRESS PUMPSFOR COLLEGE GIRLSLARGE VARIETYAND STYLES TOCHOOSE FROM.MODERATELYPRICED.COLLEGE OXFORDSIN MANY STYLESAND LEATHERS TOBE. HAD AT �OPU­LAR PRICES.I. MILLER & SONS(Incorporated.)State and Monroe Sb.Chicago, IllinoisMIDWESTTYPESE'IuI1NGCOMPANY510-512EAST SIXTY-THIRDSTREETPRINTERS andUNOTYPERS.SPECLlL ATT�ONTOUNIVERSITY WORKWoOdlawn Trust& Savinfs BankWOODLAWN AVENUEAt Sixty-Third Street--0-­Nearest Bankto theUniversity of ,Cldeago -, l,f,�j.,. ('\ ,II";'�.. ,• I I, !: \.(I,I-. �":� 0',, �.. '),1, •I I_ ... n-IE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 24, 1920 3J. -I..Accounting Courses in the Commerce SchoolBy James O. McKinseyI'",1#Instructor of Accounting in the School of Commerceand AdministrationWhen courses in accounting were the understanding of accounting whichfirst organized as a part of the col- ynll be of the greatest value to himh!gc curriculum there were no sepa- in administrative work in whateverrately organized schools of commerce line of business activity he may en­whose avowed purpose was the train- ter. Consequently, the technique ising of students for administrative po- eliminated as much- as possible andsit.ions in business. Recently, how- the use of accounting reports in busi­ever, such schools of commerce have ness management is emphasized. Tobeen organized in connection with this end the use of accounting by themost of the universities of even mode- various departments of the mercantilerate size and the courses in account- and the' manufacturing businesses isin� are invariably a part of the cur- discussed and illustrated. This firstiicu!n of these schools. Since the year's work is required of all studentsit would seem that the function of the enrolled in the school of commerce.�urricula of the schools of �ommerce, I For the past threl years, the instruct­It would see mthat the function of the I ors in this department have been de­curricula as a whole �ust be consid- voting their time to the organizationered before the function of the ac- of this year's work.counting courses can be determined. I b During the coming year there willFew undergraduate students knowin what phase of business activitythey will engage until near or aftergraduation. Even if they have de­cided on their future work, in thepresent state of industrial society itis impossible for one to be proficientin any type of business or any depart­ment of a particular 1)usiness withouta considerable familiarity with othertypes and the other departments. Itis impossible to study all the varioustypes of businesses or the variousforms of organizations which arefound in different businesses, but thefunctions common to all businessesand the general principles of organi­zation can be mastered. It wouldseem, therefore, that it is the func­tion of the undergraduate courses incommerce to give such a trainingrather than to emphasize the tech­nique -of any particular business orprofession. In other words, it is thefunction .of such a course to show thestudent the relation of the "businessmanager" to the various factors whichare involved in the conduct of the bus­iness enterprise.The function- of the course in ac--r1, • be organized courses which are in­tended to serve the needs of threeclasses of studnts: First, those whoare interested in accounting as an aidin business management and desire toobtain additional training to that af­forded in the first year's work. Tothis end, courses in cost accountingand the designing and installing ofaccounting systems will be given.Second, those students who are pri­marily inte�ested in accounting as ameans of social control, and to thisend, courses in municipal accountingand public utility accounting will beoffered. Third, those who desire toprepare for public accounting prac­tice who, consequently, will need allthe courses mentioned above.During the year of 1921-1922, therewill be organized a third year's coursein accounting, which will be intendedprimarily for those who expect to pre­pare for public practice and for theexamination for certified public ac­countant. To this end, courses will beoffered in auditing, accounting prob­lems and C. P. A. questions and prob­lems..It is believed that such. an organi-r '. STUDENTS : Your spare time is worth dollars. SellAccident and Health Insurance. Liberal contract. Full timeproposition if desired. See Mr. Baker.MERCHANTS LIFE & CASUALTY €0.Room 959-29 South La Salle Street. "Pointed"As (lulckly a8 you can 8ay it, youean sharpeu n :81a1sdell ColoredPeuelf. Nick nud pull the nar­row rtbbou ot pap('r and there'sn point thut writes clearly 011nllY surruee.Bluisd .. 11 Colored 1'('n('118 comeIII ].I OOl', rkh colora. 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Inc. -··n, NnII SiJa F;rII·�Madiaoo Avenue - 31st S.rK1NEWYOR�/3/aisde/A;..... _• _.... ... • � .. -.I .... ..." ...... ..r- ••.. ��ncil.Compa.�y�·.�:i _. -. PHlLJ\DELPH1A::, :.J'(." __ ::DORIS HAT SHOP1151 E. 55th StreetNear UniversitySnappy Spring StylesNow Ready ForYour Inspection IPrivate DANCING Lessons I'In a course of five lessons ($5.00)one can acquire the steps of theWaltz, One-step, and Fox-trot. Socialdancing class Monday Eve at 8 P. M.LUCIA HENDERSHOT STUDIO1541 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 2314 II ISUBSCRIBE �OR THE DAILY MAROONfFo.,. University Men-ONLY a Magician could make a good hat at a eheapprice this year-The chief reason is, of course, the scarci ty and highcost of good hatters" fur, most of which comes from theBalkans or Australia.So-this season., be sure you buy a hat with a NAME10 it that stands for QUALITY!Mallory is a good hat-name. For 100 years it hasmeant quality, regardless of war-costs or anything else.See the MaUory Dealer today-he is showing somemighty smart new spring models2.U Fifda AN., N� Yorlc City(F""'" 0.1,-)�ll the Campus News in the Daily Maroon FOdor,- cal Danbury, Conn.The �IALLORY .HAT CO., Inc.. �e,counting in such a curriculum can be zation of the courses in accountingeasily seen. It is to teach the student will serve the needs of all students en­the use of accounting as an instrument rolled in the School of Commerce. Inof administrative control. It is not the first place, those who desire ae­the primary function of such a course counting from the viewpoint of theto train the student to become a pro- business manager will obtain thefessional accountant, nor to use ac- training they desire in the first year'scounting as a means of social control, work. Those who are interested innor to become proficient in bookkeep- accounting as a means of social con­ing technique. Therefore, neither of trol need such a training as is offeredthe three groups -of courses discussed in the first year's work before under­above will suffice. The majority of taking a study of accounting fromthe students enrolled in the school of this viewpoint. The practical appli­commerce do not expect to practlce cation of accounting as a medium ofaccounting nor are they interested in social control they will obtain in theaccounting as an instrument of social second year'� work. Finally, thosecontrol as a primary consideration. who are preparing to enter the prac­Of course, all business men are inter- tice of accounting should have thecsted in the relation of their business training of the first and second yearto the agencies of social control. The as a background before undertakinggreat majority of such students ex- a study of the more �hnical coursespect to be concerned in business -ad- given in the third year.ministration in the many various fields In addition to the nine majors out­and they are interested in accounting lined above, there will be given thisnot in a technical way, but as an aid year and each succeeding year a re­in administration. If accounting is search course in accounting which willto be presented as an aid in adminis- nable a limited number of students totration, it requires a different presen- make investigation of accountingtntlon from that provided by the or- methods employed by mercantile andthodox courses in this subject. Con- manufacturing firms in this city andsequently, at the University of Chi- elsewhere. It is believed that thecago t.hc acc?lIntin� co.urs�s h�ve been I above courses when finally organizedorganized WIth this aim 10 view. and developed will offer a training inThe purpose of the first year's work I accounting that will be unexcelled byin this subject is to give the student I that offered by any other university.,I4 ..THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24,1920EINSTEIN'S PARADOXPROVED TRUEProf. Michelson InclinesTo Belief.The Einstein theory of relativitylacks only the more adequate explana­tion of the phenomena of light to se­cure its position in the world of phys­ics, is the opinion of Prof. A. A. Mich­elson, head of the Department ofPhysics at the University of Chicazo."Physicists are gradually discardingthe belief in matter as an entity," hesay!', "and many of the difliculties firstraised in regard to the theory thoughtto be paradoxical have been proved tohl� true."Prof. Michelson, winner of theNoble prize in 1907 for research onthe activity of light, has performedman=, of the experiments upon whichEinstein has based his theory and isinclined toward accepting it. Headof the department of physics since thefounding of the university, he hasgreat opportunities for research work,and now holds a position of greatprominence in the physical world.The experiments which gave rise tothe theory were conducted with theaim in view of determining whetheror not the entire solar system were inmotion in relation to the surroundingether, and to ascertain the nature ofthe- surrounding ether itself. Pointsin the theory which were regarded asimpossible and absurd have been ac­tually proved by experiment, butmany of the results will not affect usin the slightest, the velocities beingof the nature of 186,000 miles per sec­ond, the speed of light.A. G. BAKER WILL SPEAK TO'FORUM TODAY AT 4 :30South American Countries Will BeDiscussed at Remaining Meet­ings of Y. M. C. A. GroupsBecause of the new interest inSouth America--especially on the partof Commerce and Administration stu­dents-the committee in charge of theWorld Problems Forum has decidedto give the countries of that continentthe discussion at the remaining ses­sions of this quarter.Mr. A. G. Baker will speak 01,l "Bo­livian Life and Problems" today at4 :30 in Harper 11. Mr. Baker hasspent eleven years in LaPaz, the capi­tal, and will speak with intimateknowledge on the subject.Bolivia was one of the small nationswhich had spirit enough to declarewar against Germany. This showssomething of its up-to-date qualitiesand the possibilities which Americansmay expect to find in relations with it.lfif;S Elena Landazuri opened thediscussions on the South Americancountries with an excellent presenta­tion of the problems in Mexico, hernative land, at the Forum last Tues­day.It is hoped that a large number ofstudents will avail themselves of thisopportunity to become acquainted withthis progressive nation.HRITISII cum nOJ.J)s ()J��ERrnuusnx y I� ImTCIII�SO�The British cluh will hol.l a dinnerThursday at ;;:,1;; in Hutchinson cafe.:'otr. Duncan Clark, editor of the Chi­satro Eveniru; Post will speak."Every British horn stude-nt ornu-mber of the faculty. whatever col­or creed, whether from Burma or theSudan, whether Irish Home Ruler orstaunchest Royalist, is invited," saidEdwin .J. Nunn, chairman of the pub­licity committee.Tickets can be houcht from :\1issM. E. Smith, f'rom D to :1, Lexmzron:1, or from �Ir. E .• J. Chuve, 122 South IDivinity. -=.Mimm!§i#:8BfttM#�.R!8��IBIRI8I8II!R8II#! C lAS S I FIE DAD S.LISTEN!!You can get twiceas many . ordinarycigarettes for theprice of Murad.But you cheat your­seH of ev�rything thatmakeS a cigarett�worthhile - the delight.w.the satisfaction, the ans-Twkishtocracy of pure. .ba none like 1tlto cco-100%pURE TURKISHthe rQOrlJ's most!lItnOUS tobacCOlor c;6Qr.""YELLOW JACKET TO HOLD belonged to four college clubs, rowedI�ITL\TIO� TO�IGHT AT 6 on the varsity crew and was one ofthe best known men at college. An­Initiation into Yellow Jacket will other who earned a similar amount W ANTED-Reliable girl to stay withchildren two afternoons a week. Forparticulars phone Blackstone 5021.\'\..�for yofJrseIf-1JrJdgeiB@Zionist Society Will MeetPoverty, the investhrators report, is Th"c Zionist society will hold its reg- HARRY P. STIMPSONnot an impregnable barrier to students ular business meeting next Thursday Manager.who have initiative and courage. It at 4 :15 in Harper :M13. The "PurimI The Cumberland does more school and college busi-is not unusual for a stut ent to earn Ball," to be given lIarch G, will be$3,000, stand well in his classes and discussed. The president urges that ness than any other hotel in New '!' ork. Headquarterebe a leader in college activities. all members of the University "Pales- for Chicago.onemanwhoeamedthc�ttersum!tinc Re�orntion Fund" com� I�_������������������������������.Patronize Maroon Advertiserswas an officer of his class, was electedto three clubs, sang in the glee club,and was first marshal of Phi BetaKappa. A student who had earned Ihis way from start to finish told the Iinquirers that the fact that he wasself-supporting did not exclude himfrom any form of college life.take plac« tonight from 6 to 8 in theNorth reception rooms in Ida Noyeshall. Each woman who is to be in­it iated must give a stunt by herselfor with the help of one or two others.Old member-s must pay twenty-fivecents before hl'inJr admitted. Duesare payable to Alice Hull, GertrudeBynne, Ruth Miller or Ruth Dixon. HOTEL CUMBERLAND·NEW YORK CITYBroadway at Fifty-fourth Street."Broadway' cars from Grand CentralDepot.Kept by a college man.Ten minutes walk from theatres.Rooms with bath, $2.00 and up.Special \ rates for college teams andstudents.Stanford Builds Auditorium ,Leland Stanford University is Plan-Ining to build a memorial auditorium, Ithe funds to be subscribed by students,'and friends of the university. A cam­paign for sufficient funds to erect the Imemorial will soon be launched andwill conti nul' for two or three years,if necessary, for such an undertakingas the school plans at present.U:SIVERSITY STUUEl':TS CA�BE SUCCESSFUL IF SEL .... -SVpPOnTI�(�. SAYS INQUIRY"A student in an American univer­sity can he successful in study, sportsand social life, even when compelledto support himself throughout his col­lege career," states an inquiry com­mittee at Harvard. H:lilarel,ElatU2:tf.,, ... 1" ','I,... :.,�Ijl_".'II1t ll ' -h·••." 1i •... ...I« «i) ""114\.� ... e ,.'.4lII .r-� ,I1,�.1:It,"e4';".. :;,- foN;toineiluathsaCctilmwiof'Otftl�tspedblTIfrhier:reiiIanS\lcoarAie:ocCcns011krMtr'". vito" t nl.' th..ar.6' A:: -. firf\ toteII' 1" ivwi! •. pI.: pIthpcH:-�I• i. ,THE DAiLy MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24,1920 sLICHTENSTEIN LECTURES in second in the mile run with a han- ILLINOIS HANDEDTO COMMERCE STUDENTS dicap of 45 yards, giving Joie Ray, THIRD DEFEAT ASwho started from scratch, a close race MAROON FIVE WINSBead of Foreign Trade Department of in the last few moments.,First National Bank Will Talk on Spink, the star Illinois runner, cap-"The Present Foreign Exchange Sit-, tured the half-mile, pressed through­aation." out by N. C. Bowers of the Maroons,who took second. 'Higgins, handi­capped two feet behind scratch, lostfirst place in the shotput to Baumrlck,I. A. C., who had an advantage ofeight . feet on tl:;.:! handicap. Brickmanof the University of Chicago, runningunattached, placed third in the half­mile. Schedule For Reynolds Club Pool·and Billiard T oumament. I,'", 'itI,-J � • ' (Continued from page 1)pennant race, but the Maroons arenot certain of the pennant until theywin two more games. The chancesagainst Illinois next Saturday are atleast even, and Chicago has the edgeon Minnesota here, but it will be atough fight at Madison on March 12.Purdue has two more games, and isexpected to win both, for a final av­erage of .800, so that the Maroonsmust finish with ten won and two lost,for a percentage of .833.Tickets for Game All GoneTickets for. the game with DlinoisSaturday are all gone, except for afew general admission seats, whichwill be sold Saturday evening. Allseats on the main floor and the bal­cony are reserved, so that it is consid­erable of a puzzle where the f�s whoget these tickets will � allowed to The following schedule' for the Rey- At 4nolds club billiard and pool touma- Feb. 25, Hobson vs. Crawfordment has been announced: Coombs vs. LowenbachKorb vs. SchmaltzWalter Lichtenstein, head of theforeign trade department of the FirstNational Bank of Chicago, will speakto t�e Commerce club tomorrow at 4in Classics 10 on "The Present For-�IAt 4Moore vs. MayAt 7Zolotkoff vs. RubyBrown vs. GoebelParker vs. GoldeMunson 'vs. GoldsmithAt 4Feb. 26, Korb vs. BallingerLowenbach vs. GoldsmithSturman vs. SchmaltzMoore vs. ZolotkoffAt 7Hobson vs. FishbeinMunson vs. CoombsCrawford vs. Walker'Ruby' vs. MayAt 4Mar. 1, Brown vs. ParkerGolde vs. GoebeljlFeb. 23, Korb vs. SturmanMoore vs. RubyHobson vs. WalkerParker vs. Goebel-to'eign Exchange Situation."Mr. Lichtenstein graduated fromHarvard in 1907. He was at one timelibrarian of Northwestern universityand a professor there. He has tray.eled extensively in South America andEurope and is considered to be anauthority on the foreign exchange sit­uation.Exchange. Situation Interesting."The present foreign exchange sit­uation is an interesting one and onethat we should know more about,"said President Grant Mears of theCommerce club yesterday. "The con­tinued borrowing of foreign govern­ments in the United States coupledwith the present economic exhaustionof the foreign countries raises a seri­'ous question as to the possibility offurther exports from the United�tates unless reciprocated by corre­sponding imports."These serious problems are reflect­ed in the exchange rates which havebroken sharply since the armistice.The purchasing power of the Frenchfranc and the Italian lire, for instance,his· depreciated around sixty to sev­enty per cent. Compared with thosereductions the drop of the pound ster­ling from $4.86 to $3.40 is relativelysmall. At 71t jl' . PROF. GOODE TALKS TONIGHTBallinger ,vs. SchmaltzCoombs vs. GoldsmithFishbein vs, CrawfordtZolotkoff' vs. MayAt.4Feb. 24, Fishbein vs. WalkerMunson \"5. LowenbachBallinger vs. SturmanBrown V5. Golde"France. the Invincible," Is Subject atSt. James Church.,.••'.Prof. J. Paul Goode will give thesecond of his series of five illustratedlectures on the subject, "The GreatWorld Powers," tonight, at 8 at theSt. James Methodist church, Ellisavenue and. Forty-sixth street.The subject of this lecture is"France, the Invincible."Other lectures will follow on suc­cessive Tuesdays. "The Rise of Mod-em Japan,'" "The German Dream of (Continu,edJrom page 1)\Vorld Power," "Russia and Its Crisis," _and "America as a World Power" will Lectured At University.follow in order, with the omission of Prof. Van der Essen, 'a noted his-March 16. In each lecture, Prof. torian of Belgium, gave a series ofGoode will discuss the way in which lectures at the University some timethe geographic inftuences have af- ago. He was forced to flee as an ex­fected the present stage of develop- i�1:' to this country when the Germansment and rank of the various nations. invaded Belgium. After the armis-tice he was recalled by the Belgian Igovernment to serve in the historical .section of the Belgium Peace delega­tion.... ...� ,\) .stay.'tIi 4\.� . At 7EXHIBIT VOLUl\IE TO BESENT TO BELGIAN KING No games-smoker,. "ELDggroo)Ae 1RIlSIertilaJWll pendrA man' is judged by thepencil he lups.A well-sharpened Dixon'sEldorado is a friend 10 beproud of.JOSEPH DIXON CRUCiBLE CO.l'encil Dept. Jersey City, N. J.CcuwocI ... DUlrihot."...... L X...,o-pJl � Co., LW.T.I'OII.&oI ••Three Quarters Club l\feets.The Three Quarters Club will meettonight at 7 :30 on the third ftoor ofthe Reynolds club. President Whiteasks that the Alumni members of theclub try to. be present as the club������.�"�� .�.� •• � •••••• ������� •••• i'_ri� •••" Snbject Demands Authorities."An accurate idea of possible re-,sults from this exchange situationcould be gained only by careful studyand shrewd valuation of forces.Along these lines Mr. Lichtenstein isextraordinarily well prepared; so theCommerce club is exceedingly fortu­nate . in havi�g this expert· to s�ak Ion a subject in which authoritative Prof. John M. Coulter and Prof.knowledge is essential," '.Frederick Starr of the University will, give similar series of lectures, the for-MAROON TEAM WINS .THIRD '- .1 mer tt be given on the North sideIN BIG INDOOR TRACK MEET and the latter in the Rogers Park cen­I ter. Half rate tickets of $1.00 areGames at Michigan A",enue Armory offered. to students of the University.Substituted for WabashMeet, J� Paul GoodeQuality ClothesF or College Men -,SIX l\IEN SIGNIFYDESIRE TO TRY OUTAS CHEER LEADERS-Cancellation. by Wabash of the Itrack meet scheduled at Crawfords-ville last week, enabled the Marcons (Continued from page 1)to take part in the. twenty-sixth an-_nual indoor track and field games ofthe First Regiment A. A. held Friday crowd does the best it can for eachone."and Saturday at the Michigan A venueArmory. As an added inducement the Coun-The Maroons placed third in the cil has decided to present a medalionfinal rating with 14 points, giving way similar to those given Reynolds clubto the strong I. A. C. and C. A. A. officials and Blackfriars superiors toteams with 53 and 50 points, respect- the cheer leaders upon the completionively. Notre Dame took fifth place o!' their office or at the time of theirwith 8, the tJniversity of I11inois sixth I graduation. Beginning with this is­place with 5, and Northwestern eighth I sue of The Daily Maroon the Councilplace with 1. • " .. ill conduct a contest for a designThe one mile open relay was won by I for the medal. It will continue forthe University of Chicago team, com-I two weeks and all drawings will beposed of Jones, Kennedy, Speer and I submitted to the Council through-oteHarris, in 3:32 3-5. �W. Bowers came I Faculty Exchange, box 61...\, '.Expressing the highest ideals of the distinc­tive dresser., ., 41-' Fabrics which will gain individuality foryou at any gathering,\They. are pleasantly differentcommonplace.Land you'llfaction of knowing thechoice is confined to you for we carrybut one or two lengths of each.: ..I '. ..from thesatis-havepatterntheof yourI •y"'�9rCLP�The Official Photographer of CAP AND GOWN, '20Special Rates to U. of C. Students....."r;Foster & PetersonCorred: Dressers of Young Men7th Floor Republic BuildingTelephone 8216 HarrisonState and Adams StreetsDAGUERRE STUDIO218 South Wabash Ave. CHICAGO, ILL.Tel. Wabash 527 for Appointment. ,- -----�.------�----------.---.---.,.-. ----,.. .. - ..1"''''' ;:6 THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1920they could do two things at once; not makers.whistling and singing at the sametime, that is, but whistling and dan- Tickets for the Illinois game werecing at the same time, on one occa-I placed on sale yesterday morning in ADD TWO NEW TEAMS TOsion, and singing and dancing at the Bartlett, and, quite remarkably. were ANNUAL MADRAS CAMPAIGN Isame time, on another. I exhausted by 9 o'clock the same morn-Among the prominent senrors pres-I ing. Quick work on somebody's part. I Two new teams have been added toent were Gladys Gordon and l\!' I It would seem to the unbiased layman the list of teams in the Madras drive ICornwell. Admiral Timme did not that if the tickets are not to be put announced in last Friday's issue ofcome up. The brothers explained on sale until the Monday before the The Daily Maroon. Virginia Fosterthat the Prom had been rather too game, it is rather defeating the pur- is captain of one, and Louise Harshamuch for the old salt. Foster hall's pose of the ruling to sell them before- ,of the other. Icontribution to the party was a cake I hand by reservation. ' Miss Foster's team is composed of Iand Isabelle Watson and Eed the --- Gene Burtis, Virginia Kendall, Dor-Speed. Maroon fans who were not "onto othy Powell, Mary Louise Beider- jPROMENADE POST MORTEM "This was a good party if I do say I the ropes," and sufficiently forehanded becke, Gertrude Elmore, Lesly Hull"The official reason why the affair' it myself," said Prexy Beano after it may be able to purchase standing Julia White, Marjorie Boyden, Jean IFriday night started late was that was over-not before. ,"If those who I room the night of the game. Or any I Knight, Louise Apt and Dorothy Ahr-! • __..Herford Davison had circulated the , .'report that South Shore had burneddown. When last heard from he wasstill looking for an alarm box.At last a use has been found for aMortar Board robber dance ticket. Acouple got into the Prom on one.The "C" which' the grand marchformed looked more like· a figureeight. ,One problem is still unsolved:When did the quartet eat?The reception line looked likeHutchinson commons at noontime.WE hear that Red Jackson is goingto do the famous "shimmy shift" in"The Thirteenth Chair." We hope hedoesn't miss the signals.IF you don't see Johnny Cornell onthe quadrangles, the chances are he'is confined in some calaboose. Helearned this week-end that the rail­road administration requires fare be­tween Ann Arbor and. Chicago.(jihe c�.n.li'CSvn,is1l.r=---. .� ,�-::..� �..;.�� .._. .. Q�t.��:-?-�. '';��-_.�J��. _j)�� __��_NOAH WEBSTERNoah Webster really ought to know,What pronunciation to employ,Noah makes an awful error, though,When he says to call it "Illinois."Noah never saw a basketball,Never saw Urbana's "college boys,"Never saw a free throw tossed at all­If he had, he'd call it "Illinoise."MRS. HYl\IAN' didn't know ourprinter when sHe opened her reviewof Henry James' "A LandscapePainter" with the sentence, "A moremisleading title could hardly befound;' etc. He found one. Hecapped the review with the head,":Madame Hammer's Ibsen."Confusion Resulting From a CertainSort of HaircutAllie Bennett (to the Cadillac chauf­feur}-"Take us to Harper hall, atthe University."THE Senior party, according to allreports, was a great success. HansHoeppner was the life of the partyand Prexy Beane kept his presidentialpromises. Florence Falkenau ob­served that the only wallflowers werethe flowers on the wall.CAMPUS COMPENDIUM OFKNOWLEDGEArticle No. 13 or So."OLYMPIC DAMES"-Thus arenamed the sawdusty co-eds who per­form in the annual W. A. A. Circuswhich comes every four years despitepopular protest. A great deal of ex­tra-academic work is connected withgetting up this entertainment, al­though not so much as there wouldbe if sideshow freaks did not playsuch an important part. Of courseSiamese twins and bearded ladies arehard to find about the campus, butordinary freaks, the common or gar­den variety, abound.One of the principal sideshows ofthis year's circus will be the honorarybox, which will be occupied by Prof.Scotf, the only man present, and es­cort, probably the only other manpresent. It is reported that JanetFairhank will take the part of theGold Dust twins. Eunice Emery is tobe in the shooting gallery, just out ofrange, unfortunately. Ruth Huey,who hrarrs about the distinction of ap­pearing in this department twice inone day, will drive a chariot, thoughnot the usual one.SOMEBODY said yesterday was alegal holiday.KOBODY would ever guess itaround these parts.Garcon. Missing Seniors Have I weren't here had come, they would be'l one who is adept· in Chicago street 1·.1;)11SS03 l;)quN '.lJoptl3: qU.1US 'suomF· T· Mi· I scm' they missed it." I cars, may be able to dangle from the j -IS WU1.l!l\I 'UOSI!A\. usa.l\)'lJ. '�UU.{.M.me �e SSlDg flying rings. ;)aua.l0ld � U!1J1dua 'uqS.lUH \)S!no'IBeano s Party • I I .·.1\)}PiX1S P 0 R T S H 0 R T S Illinois defeated Wisconsin in a dual I Mina Morrison, Carol Smith, AgnesAlth�ugh only one member of La i swim Saturday, 35 to 33. In as much Hegge, Lillian Davis, Elaine Buck,Tete Houge was present at the Senior I Nothing is so sad as the sight of a I as the Illini Varsity swimmers were I Charlotte Coolidge.party Saturday and the entire Oak.1 good man hitting the downward trail'l beaten by their Freshmen in a prac-I A mistake was made in the publi­Park and Hinsdale delegations were I -unless it is a supposedly good team. tice meet, let's give the Conference' cation of Elizabeth Stone's team. Themissing, it was a successful affair:i After the Purdue game, Illinois gath- to the Maroons, and, incidentally the I revised list is as follows: Catherinetake it from Prexy Beano. I ered speed in its slump, losing to the dual meet with Illinois this week. Nellegar, Sylvia Taylor, Janet Fair-The members of the famous class Maroons.' And now Wisconsin has ___. bank, Margaret Long, Margaret Lil-Iof 1920 were unusually frolicsome. given the Indian toboggan another,' At the same time, the Badgers lie, Jessie l\1cCormack, Effie Wills, andThere were circle dances but, unfor- shove.. edged out the strong Notre Dame Kate Smith.tunately, no square dances-and no --- I track team in a meet at Notre Dame, All members of Madras committeesrhomboid dances either. Nobody I But there is still'the possibility of 48 to 38. Wisconsin staged a surprise will meet Friday at 12 in the Y. W.stood around the walls except between a ski-jump at the bottom of the slide. in the 440 and 40 yards high hurdles, C. A. office.dances. The social committee thought Illinois Ims developed considerable winning first and second in both ================it would be all right for those present momentum, and it is up to the Ma- events.to stand around the walls between roons to keep it properly directed thisdances, Those who 'I(�re not present Saturday. Missouri continues as the undefeat-Idid not stand around the walls at any ed leader in the Missouri Valley Con-time during the afternoon. Purdue seems to be the Maroons'l ference, having won all of the four-The sedate seniors not only whistled! chief rival-and doggonit, there's no teen basketball games played.but also sang, thereby proving that chance to take a whack at the Boiler- Strengthens, InvigoratesAthletesRestful and RefreshingAfter StudyDid you get your little reservation Ifor the Indians? "Horlick's' ,The OriginalMalted MilkDrink it at the fountain.Keep a jar in your room.A satisfying quick-lunch.Grateful whenever tired,hungry or up late at night.,Get the Qenuine"Horlick' a-costs no more than m­ferior imitations.COLLEGE CLOTHESA SpecialtyHARRY G. SMUCKERReasonable Prices602 North A111ericanBuilding Phone Central706 -I -I �1•,,' Id CoII "uI BIll\:> ":, tIi I UThI' star,\, " eDeEIi • I mar.0 nin�nCCEL r aha)cotrlTmusi) sureii Pur.• I' witllII Two11 hartBar1of 1MadMa�theclo�MODof fili,:· ilI i. B(1\ :1 wan\It i cagilandhimIever,W�, -(:011of,tIIman'thro1Aassetferelwhelmon, evel'labro:hasandtheirThesMarc"TfairpoorJoeRllthe 1club,FridJAmo'be'Park,Thshapwill 1chanHoll<disckwillRestateto SilI cawhatit."I: !;\\,I(IIII,)I:/1I :� Fuwill 1v+ll 1missi