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'.�,I;.jSHAll FIELD� & roMeTHE STORE FOR MENe/l Separate Store in a Separate BuildingI �THE STORE for MEN, oppositeour Main Store,· a separate storein a separate building,.where·the holi ..day thoughts of men find manifoldexpression; where good taste and goodquality go hand .. in-hand with service.'fI,,.j'i!III�IjI,Iili1 I.,I I �. !..'fSOUTHWEST CORNER WABASH AVENUE AND WASHINGTON STREETLLast year the following number ofdegrees were granted: Masters' de­gree, seven; Bachelor of Law, one;Doctor of Law, two; Doctor of Philos-ophy, eight; and BaJ>hp.lor's degree.sixteen.Four tickets will, be" given to eachcandidate for convocation. Thesetickets may be obtained now from the��ident's office. Additional tiCkets,:' tf;:'J-'''�'-wm ,be· given out o� the-day beforeConvocation. Tickets which are not·called for before noon of the day ofconvocation will be given out to thosein need of them.1_'.'f ...''t' ...�4,..,I .., .<1,,-!-l !." , .....,.,.,A I... t,, ...., -.<i •• t • aroon,atVol. 18. No. 46 UNIVERSIlY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1919 Price 5 CentsPHIBETAKAPPAINITIATESlpRESIDENT JUDSON I'STANSBURY AND SHEEANSEVEN IN ORGANIZATION APPOINTS HIGGINS .NEW HEAD MARSHAL! WRITE 1920 FRIARS SHOWFive Seniors and Two Juniors Are IElected lato Local Chapter-Plan Harold --d I� Hindu, Chinese and Filipinos Banquet for Members. Hanisch and Alfre ,I "Barbara, Behave!" Selected By Judges Fro� Li-Among Candidates to' MacGregor Made Hon-Graduate Tuesday --orary Officers brettoa Submitted-Contests For Music WritingSeven students were initiated iJlto-- I-the Beta of Illlnois chapter of Phi -- and Poster Drawing To Open At Once.EXERCISES .WILL BE BRIEF Beta Kappa at a meeting yesterday EACH MEMBER OF BASE UNIT •-- at 4 in Classics 20. The initiation -- SHUTER ENGAGED TO PRODUCE PLA YThe One Hundred and Fourteenth and election were part of the one Charles G. Higgins was appointedConvocation will be held Dec, 23 at 4 hundred and fourteenth convocation head marshal of the University res-in Mandel hall. One hundred and of the University. terday. He is one of the three mar- 'Harold Stansbury, '20, and Jameseighteen students will receive Univer- Ftve of the students who were elect- shals appointed by President Judson Sheean, '21, are the authors of thesity degrees at that time. President ed are juniors at the University, and in addition to the eleven chosen last Blackfriar production, "Barbara, Be­Judson will confer the degrees and two are seniors. The seniors who Spring. They are: Charles G. Hjg- have!" The play was selected fromgive his usual statement, the only ad- were elected into the order are Leah gins, Harold L. Hanisch, and Alfred I those submitted in the play contest, atdress of the afternoon. Pearl Libman and Cyril Vincent. Lund- H. MacGregor. Each of the three a meeting of the judges Tuesday nightThe number of candidates is greater vick. The juniors who have been ini- new marshals was a member of the at the Hotel LaSalle. Charles Collins,than'last year. Eighty-two students tiated into the order are Arthur co-I University Base Hospital Unit No. 13. dramatic editor of the Chicago Eve­will receive the Bachelor's degrees, hen, Ben Herzberg, Carl Gilbert John- Higgins was captain of this year's ning Post, Dean LinnvDean Boynton,compared to fifty-seven of last quar-ter. The other degrees conferred this §j.§�'#!lf§m' _!R�I8m_!8RRfi!l'ji!i'�@#8118!�·agm:mbIml+!IY·=MR!ma�ri'�"�'8m§I!'iiUlnij�ii!n!'#�UimI#D@R�J@l!mam**·�#if8la,rgijij�§m'#lnl)C�OWd�!n#im#imk!Hii#i�#!I'#I�ii[gJ#®#@(gJg§ll.�DUJijmm.!lmIDD!J""8mJjtM�mm#ffll.:idyear are: Doctor of Law, two; Mas-ter's degree, twenty; Bachelor of Di-vinity, one; Doctor of Jurisprudence,five; and Doctor of Philosophy, eight.Among the candidates are a Hinduwho receives a Bachelors degree, aChinese who receives a Master's de­gree, and two Filipinos.Four Tickets Gigen to Candidates.118 DEGREES TO BEAWARDED AT 114THCONVOCATION DEC. 23I E. Mortimer Shuter will be the pro­ducer for next Spring's Blackfriarshow, "Barbara, Behave!" He is aprofessional producer with a long ex­perience on the stage, according toManager Holloway, who made the an­nouncement yesterday.Mr. Shuter was the producer of .! .."Come On, Dad," staged by the Mich­igan Mimes at the University of Mich­igan last Spring, and "The Red Feath­er," being played now. He will pro­duce the Michigan show for 1920 inMarch, coming here April 5 to beginwork on the Blackfria:.: show.Is Recommended by Coleman.Entire charge of the coaching of thecast and chorus will be given Mr.Shuter. "He comes to the Blackfriarswith a long experience as a producerof college shows of the type thatBlackfriars . produce," Roland Hollo­way said yesterday. "He 'has the rec­ommendations of Hamilton Coleman,producer of five of the Blackfriarshows, including "The Naughty Nine­ties" last Spring, and of the mana­gerial staff of the Michigan Mimes,for whom he will produce a comedyjust before coming � C:�!!8go." ._'..Inrbial Hnltbay (6tttting to all&tubtnts of t4t lIlnillttsity:2z REPORTERS �ELECTED TO STAFFOF DAILY MARRONm HIS is the first occasion since the agony. of the longwar on which we are permitted to enjoy thoroughly···the festivities of' the Christmas-time and I. trust..----1 that all our students and their families may have.the happiness .the occasion warrants. It is always,------good to cast off for a-while the troubles of the pre-sent and anxieties on the future and to think tor a timeabout the comforts and joys that life has brought us.'- - - -,START NEW LECfURE SERIES Goodwin Made ·Assistant Ad­vertising .Manager - Seven ,Elected to Business Staff.Prof. McLaughlin ,to Give Six ACI­dresses on American Democracy."The Developments of AmericanDemocracy" is the title of the nextseries of the University Lecture asso­ciation. It will be given in six lec­tures by Prof. Andrew C. McLaughlin,head of the department of History.Prof. McLaughlin will deliver thefirst of the series, "The Background01 the �volution and the Early Con­stitutional Period," on Tuesday night,Jan. 6, at 8 in St. James M. E. church,46th St. and Ellis Ave. The University has come through the war period with asense of having done what lay' in its power to help thecause of the naticn.v=-with a sense of profound gratitude toall whether members o� the faculty, students, or alumni,who have done their parts as individuals. and especiallywith a deep sense of honor for those of our number whohave given their lives for the safety of the world. GREATER NUMBER THAN IN 1918Twelve men and ten women wereelected reporters on the staff of TheDaily Maroon at a directors' meet­ing. "Mortimer Goodwin was electedan assistant advertising manager, andfour advertising assistants and threecirculation assistants were chosen.The men and women elected are incompetition for staff," positions nextyear.The reporters elected are: RochelleGregstone, Elizabeth - Brown, ElsieGullander, Lenox Gray, Bertram Gran­quist, Jake Hamon, Mary Hayes, Ed­win Jordan, Ruth Lovett, ArvidLunde, Ruth Metcalfe, Earl H. Miller,Ray Rogers, Frank Sampson, Jean­nette Shapiro, Dorothy Smith, OlinStansbury, Donnelly Sullivan, SarahI Toubes, John Wild, Vernon Weiler andI Harriet Woodward.•• n •• • ma · Elect Seven in Business Office.=============================�==============I �����bert��F�­son, Esther Sabel and George Dumas I football team and was placed on Eck- Roland Holloway were the judges. erick Frost, Morris Pickus were elect-Stout. ersall's all western team as right S�nsbury is a member of Psi Upsi- ed advertising assistants; and FrankAClmit Juniors to Organization. I tackle. He holds the conference rec- lon, Score club, and Blackfriars. He (Continued on page 10)Th .. h d 'tted t lord in the javelin throw and won first was in the chorus of "A Myth in Man-e JUnIors w 0 were a rm 0 "Ph' B ta K a 11 fill th . _Ir prize in the discos throw at the Paris, del," and was press manager for The II e app a e requIre . . " H . � tuts f th . t' Th h games last summer. He is a member Naughty Nineties. e IS rea remen 0 e orgamza 1011. ey ave. .spent at least six quarters of their of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, the order editor o� The Daily Maroo�. James Ulackfriar show opens today, ae-college work in the University and II of the "C," Skull and Crescent, Iron Sheean IS a member. of PhI Gamma I cording to an announcement madeh . d tw ty � Mask and Owl and Serpent. Delta and the Dramatic club. He was I yesterday bv )(anacyer Holloway.ave receive en -.lour or more '. J,..majors of credit. The average of theil' Hanisch Fullback on Team. in the chorus of ":he Na.ughty NTlDhe- All men who are students of the.. . . ties" and was nIght editor on e I' Universit h h beeUniversity work IS over five grade Hanisch was fullback on this year's.' • 918 mverst y or ". 0 ave n arepoints per major taken. football team and is a "C" man. He Dally Maroon In 1 • eligible. Nam� and addressesLeah Pearl Libman has been in resi- is a member' of Sigma Chi and was I' Will Use Interior Settings. should be handed in to Box 286,dence for six quarters. She has captain of the Freshman football team The setting for the show, "Bar�ara, Faculty Exchange, (or copies ofcredit for thirty-three majors and has of '17. I Behave!" is a hotel near the Univer- lyrics.(Continued on page 10) (Continued on page 10) (Continued on page 10) 5iEiI_5i'!5ii5i!!i!i5!iii!ii555E!!5!5iiiiiiiii!!iiiii!iiE!iii!iii=-i!iEiii!_iiELet us then through the holiday season think-not so muchof sadness and suffering as of achievement and of whathas been done for the good of mankind.REGISTRATION AT COLUMBIADOUBLES OVER LAST YEARFigures recently made public by thesec:retary of Columbia Universityshow that the total registration for1919 is 22,608. Of this number, 1,100are graduate students. These figuresrepresent almost double the registra­tion for 1918 and equal that of thelast three yeaTS combined. An in­creased number of foreigners, espe­cially Japanese and Chinese, is also'evidenced by the records. Ijarry 'ralt Joosnn.APOLOGY.On page 7 you will find an arti­cle called "A Defense of theMovies" signed by Joseph E. Jo­seph. The signature is incorrect,as John I. Gunther is the authorof the article. This mistake wasdiscovered after page 7 had beenprinted. The Daily Maroon hum­bly apoloitizes for the mistake. The music contest for "the 1920____ -------------------------------------------------�---�------------_.-�---�-:_.;-;:..::.--:;'"'";'..o;=-;' �\.,. .. �.��� ·1�-.I'.��. �I!'m�t lat1y· ilarnnnThe Student Newspaper of the. University of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday,Sunday and Monday, during the Au­tumn. Winter, and Spring quarters,by the Daily Maroon company.EDITORIAL DEPARTl\IENTThe StaffJOHN E. JOSEPH .. Managing EditorJohn Ashenhurst News EditorRose Fischkin News EditorHelen Ravitch .......•.. News EditorHoward Beale ..... Asst. News EditorWilliam Morgenstern. Athletic EditorHarry Bird Night EditorErnest Fribourg Night EditorRichard Flint ......•..... Day EditorHerbert Rubel Day EditorEdward Waful ....•••••.. Day EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTThe StaffGRANT MEARS .. Business ManagerHenry Pringle .. Advertising ManagerKeith Kindred ... Circulation ManagerLaurence Tibbits Asst. Cir. Mgr.Robert Birkhotf Asst. Cir. Mgr.Entered as second class mail at theChicago postoifice, Chicago, Illinois,March 13, 1906, under the act ofMarch 3, 1873.IIlj .I�. SUBSCRIPTION RATESCalled for, $2.50 a year; $1.00 aquarter.By Carrier, $2.50 a year; $1.00 aquarter.By Mail (city), $3.50 a year; $1.50a quarter.Editorial Rooms ...........• Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Business Office .......•••••.• Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Thursday, December 18, 1919THE USUAL GREETINGS.With this issue The Daily Maroonwill rest until the beginning of nexquarter. The rest will be greatly ap­preciated, because The Daily Maroollhas been working hard this quarterSo-the greetings of the season to themany loyal supporters of a collegnewspaper mat is trying hard to 5]the bill properly.This edition is filled with interesting material, both in the matter 0news and other. journalistic typesCertainly the new head marshal is de-. serving of congratulations, certainlythe new members of Phi Beta �ppa.are deserving of congratulations, eertainly the winner of the Blaekfriarsplay is deserving of eongratulatio�::;And to come down a little The DadMaroon feels that its new staff assistants from the freshman clasS arc de­serving of congratulations.As this edition demonstrates, thquarter has been vastly suceessfueompared with other quarters of tilpast two years. What bas been donscholastically The Daily MSJ.roon cannot predict; most of US sltall �owsoon enough, and fraterJlity standingswill be out early next qUSJ.rler• T]scholastic offset by the acti,:ity reords will certainly be interestmg, a�The Daily Maroon hopeS tb�t. the l�creased undergraduate actiVItIes WInot have harmed the scbolastic standing merely to prove, if nothing elsthat its attitude on the much debatequestion of the good and bad in undergraduate activities is correct.TALK.If there is one lesson which collegstudents should have learned thquarter it is this: talk is cheap. Whave been witnessing, in our nationpolitic!", the most amazing verbal batle of the time. We have seen honepoliticians, if there is such a genrface honest politicians and can theIiars and worse, with corTespondinepithets from the opposing party. ,have seen world issues settledbungled through the medium of parpolitics, and national problems stIed in a similar manner-or else uterly disregarded for the sake of t"party platform."In the examinations and the te "-boanautilorwdecathtobeouaTorofbinhtaajaccteedtu.h·titet ehtie j1 tbh-efniit- b�fY h-pe �I te .ie-Ie i::-d-11-e,d-eisealt-ste,mg�eortyet-t-henn COLAS BREUGNONA Review of Roland'sLatest Book.By Gievanni Della Trombetta.Colas Breugnon, Rolland's Iatestok, is a combination of Iight satired a spring' song. It is as if thethor had suddenly realized the fu­ity of working out any formal orderly philosophy or of taking theorld about him too solemnly, and hadcided to take a vacation. He hasught a new spirit-that things arceir own best explanation, and thatbe worth while they need neithervery noble or tragic or even seri­s. This new mood demands a re­djustment of the economies of life.he commonplace crowds out the un­dlnary: mere joy of existence, lovephysical things-sunshine of 3ottle of wine-little follies know­gly winked at, take precedence overeavier affairs.Colas, the exponent of this art ofking life lightly, a Burgundian ofbout the year lOOO-in reality he isust an ordinary Frenchman-has justr;iyed at advanced middle age, at therifical few years when people eitherorne to a definite understanding withhe world or remain crabbed ever aft­rwards. He at once gains the read­r's sympathy with his easy confi­ential tone-he tells you openlyhings about himself which peoplesually only whisper to one another­IS swaggering bravado that admit­edly breaks down when he most needs, and his manner of making you feel,ven if he does not arouse any greatmotions in you, that he and you areaving a great laugh at the expense ofhe rest of the world. While not anmmaculate hero-he is as idle as hecan afford to be, stubborn and shrewd,ovial-he is just a little better thanhe occasion demands of him. Trou­les come to him thick and fast, bute sheds them off like rainwater in thend when he has been stripped ofearly all his earthly possessions hes sti11 as whole and wealthy as ever.Not that for a moment he enjoys be­ng Job, but if he has to do, withouthings, he can, after a lot of gram­ling.The strength of the book lies in theact that Roland is a good critic andas his material well under his thumb.He knows what the weaknesses of hiseople are, and, what is more impor­tant, he has the skill to set them downvith just enough mockery to makehem laughable without their becom­ng irritating, Here one may learnhow to manage a French family toler­ably, how to bear the scoldings of awife to whom accident, in the form ofyour having voluntarily married hern an unaware moment, has tied youfor life, and who knows that y�u'dperhaps even like to give her the slip.Above all, one may learn how to idleaway time. See Colas enjoy himselfmakes one regret that here in Amer- -MADE TO ORDERAdvance N-otice ofSuit and Extra T rousers SaleFollowing our usual custom at this timeof the year, we take this opportunity to notifyyou, in advance of general publicity, of ourSUIT AND EXTRA TROUSERS SALE.Owing to the rush of orders that we al­ways receive when these. announcements aresent out, an early placement of your order isadvisable.This year our stock is �usually large andunusually fine!Prices: $50, $55, $60 and upwards,including that EXTRA PAIROvercoats, too, reduced $5, $10 and $15.NICOLL THE TAILORWnt. Jerrent's SonsClark and Adams Streets. • Iica, with our search for efficiency and I Y.M.C.A. EX�ENDS SPHERE Ipower, we have allowed idling to be- DURING FALL QUARTERcome a lost art. Ye are in such an --- .infernal hurry that we miss the best Secretary' Outlines Work of Term- Iin life; a man who likes to lie on his II As..�ociation S�ows Increased Inter­belly in the sun is looked on as a dis- est in Social Service, Vespers andgrace, and one can't even go to Harper,' Councillor Movement. double purpose of arousing spirit forto talk nonsense with his best friend football games and getting studentswithout having his conscience-or if I That the local Y. M. C. A. has en- together for a good time.that taps him on the shoulder and tells larged its sphere and improved its The Y. M. C. A. co-operated withthat taps hi mon the shoulder and tells I activities during the past quarter is the Y. W. C. A. in instituting studenthim sourly he is making too much the opinion of Secretary Gerald Karr vespers on Sunday evening. Severa]noise-remind him of his duty. Smith. Among its innovations are services were held before coal restric-There is one element of weakness student vespers, discussion groups and tions halted them, but the suspension,in the book. It is a little moralizing, deputation teams. . Secretary Smith declares, is only tero­like a lesson on how to bear difficul- The equipment of the rooms has porary. The delegation of the. twoties, and in that it is not too success- been increased. A Brunswick talking local associations to the Internationalful. The reason is obvious. The I machine was installed in the lounge Students convention next month atworst difficulties to bear are not the early in the quarter, and a large num- Des Moines win consist of aboutswift romantic ones that one can I her of grand opera records are on I eighty-five men and women, the ma­face squarely, for example the loss of . file. The inner room was fitted up as I jority, however, being women.one's physical wealth, but those that a study room with writing material Organize Diseu88ion Groups.are dull and commonplace-the wak- available. Early next quarter the Discussion groups were organizeding up at the end of one's life to a room across the hall now used by the d are held weekly in the lounge andrealization that one has accomplished Midway club of the University Press �n about a dozen fraternity houses asnothing, the seeing of millions of peo- employees \\;11 be opened as a reerea- 1� 11 .. d we • • the Yple about one accept their fate un- tion Foom, an members of the Y. M. In the field of social sel"Vlce, ;resistingly, without a move to better C. A. will be entitled to use the pool M. C. A. conducts, a scoutmas��tit. Those are tragedies that no amount and game tables there. training course every Monday nl�e-of mere joviality can overcome. Help Freshmen Get Acquainted. . which about twenty-five men.,m. M volunteerceive instruction. anyhere toworkers are also .sent .tyfro�ett1ement. t at the Umversl •aSS1S '. A rieanizationand South ChIcago mecenters. been formedDeputation teams havef four orwhich consist of groups 0f churchh take charge 0•five men w 0• and proVIdeand social center meetingentertainment.Read The Daily Maroonpapers which are heaving about usright now the proposition that talk ischeap should be impressed. The timewill come when our own generationwill be called upon to settle problemsand to discuss problems, but may thattime come with a remembrance ofwhat we have witnessed right now.Even the American Legion, it seems,has been guilty of cheap talk andcheap action in certain localities. ToThe Daily Maroon that seems an in­dication of the times, an indicationthat thinking men and women cannothonestly disregard. Did we learn anylessons in the war? One is inclined todoubt; truly the gallant Americanswho fought abroad or at home weremaking the world safe for the Demo­crats, and now it looks as if the Re­publicans would insist that the worldbe made safe for them. This year the association has beenespecially interested in introducingfreshmen to the University. Upper­class councillors were furnished to allyearlings who applied for them andfreshmen luncheons and stag socialswere held for seve ra1 weeks at thebeginning of the quarter. Four foot­ban rallies and pep sessions weresponsored by the Y. M. C. A. for theHold Public Speaking Trials.The finals of the lower junior ex­temporaneous contest in public speak­ing win be held this afternoon at 4 inCobb 12A. Each contestant wilt begiven five minutes to make his speech.The winner will receive a scholarshipfor one quarter as a prize. 1...� ,...... 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The net result isan average profit to us of less than' 1; a poupcLThe choice cuts are higher beCause of a demandfor them.Anotllerthing: Only 3S pounds of the entire bog-«about �th-isusuallymarketedatonce. Thereatmust be pickled, cured, or smoked. This takesmonths, and adds to the costs which must be �et.McKinley Building, Chicago1501 to 1515 E. 55th Street, Cor. Harper Ave.In the letter from home mother�sto buy. �.4' J JNSON·S. 1'" C SiikS de Luxe·for beauty, versatility, originality, style anticipationand guaranteed service.H. R. MALLINSON & CO., IDe.""'J1.r Nw"..,"""Madison Avenue - 31st StreetNew York Swift & Company, U. S. A.'-Read The WhistleSUBSCRIBE FOR THE DAILY MAROONRead the Campus News$2.50 Per YearRead the Announcements$1.00 Per Quarter• TltISSHOWSWHAT BECOMES OF1HE AVERAGE DOlLARRECEIVED BYSWIFT & COMPANYI �mE�MNUT ._----------�AND In' PAOOUc:TS.. ccern IS PAID P'OR 'nil!LIVE "' .. MALIt." CENTS PO. &.AIIOItDNJlK._ .......•• MCIIn'S ......W'TNSWIFT &aMNIYAI NO""'J,�, :"�. -.� �,..�Strengthens, InvigoratesAthletesRestful and RefreshingAfter Study"Horlick's"The 0rigiDaIMalted MilkDrink it at the fountain.Keep a jar in your room.A satisfying quick-lunch.Grateful whenever tired,hungry or up late at night.Get the Genuine''Horlick'.--cosLq .no more than in·ferior imitations . RESTAURANTSIN PRINCIPAL CITIES OF THEUNITED STATES ARERENOWNED FOR CLEANLINESSPURITY OF FOODAND GOODSERVICE6,('_.._...._..--.._...._,.-----What you will find at thetheatre during theholidays.CHRISTMAS OFFERINGSBy JOHX E. JOSEPHIf the policeman and the clergy keep.busy the Christmas trade for ourmusical comedies ought to be splen­did. George White's "Scandal� of1�n9" are getting a lot of free adver­tbing, but free or not it is paying,I'll wager. Wl.th Ziegfeld's FollyGirls coming next �unday night nodoubt Mr. White is doubly pleased.This last week has been rather dullin the theatrical world, because mostof the show shops are saving theirattractions for next week, Thosetottering minstrels of what seemsto me ages past, Messrs. :\lcIntyreand Heath, accompanied by RosieQuinn of the bare-kneed Shubertfame. opened at the Garrick Sunday.The praise was fair (I did not attendthe ceremonies) and much more leni­ent than that received in New York.Funny men and ugly ladies are notparti;ularly acceptable, they say.Perhaps for sentimental reasons thecritics feel that l\1cIntyre and Heathare somewhat out of place in "HelloAlexander!""Take It From Me" will stay atthe Studebaker. That musical com­edy has justly enjoy a long and pros­perous season. It is funny without thesmut and rather tasty without theblatent mess that usually accompa­nip): such entertainment as "The Fol­lies." If you have not seen "Take ItFrom :Me". I strongly �dvise a trip tothe Studebaker.At the third Shubert theater-thePrincess-we still have "39 East,."Miss Rachel Crothers' comedy ofboarding house New York. The moreI consider that piece the less I relishit. It is trivial in theme, and eharac­terizati�n without aim is not suffi­cient excuse for a whole evening at thetheater.If you desire comedy, good comedy,see "Roxy" at the Blackstone. "Teafor Three" at the La Salle leaves usthis week. That is too bad, because• •THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 18. 1919T. C. SCHAFFNERa mouse. kind, absent smile,For mother and Susan and Esther- And laid it a-top of, the rest of hisJane Brown pile.Were making a last frantic tour ofthe town.Amidst shrieks of laughter the plotwas explained. Southeast Corner 55th-Ellis Ave.At once came a great crv of triumph Father swore, in revenge for the way BILLIARDS., h 'd b f d Cigars-Cigarettes-Pipesfrom Sue e een rameAs she snatched up a muffler, deep He'd wear out that thing be it ever sogay;purple in hue."He hasn't a muffler." Mama shook He began his reprisal that very sameher head, day."Presents for him."- . THE PURPLE MUFFLER.'Twas the day before Christmas, andall through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even"Twas a present for father whichpreyed on their minds.They'd lost sleep from worry; they'dpondered all kindsOf offerings for men, without anysuccess,There wasn't a thing which he didn'tpossess.Said mother, in tones of the blackestdespair,"There's just one store left; we MUSTfind something there."They entered its doors with set faces. and grim,And rushed to a counter marked"You know he won't wear it," shedoubtfully said.But the girls quickly' chorused "Oh,buy it. Dear me!YI e must have some present for dadon the tree."So homeward they bore it with light- Christmas came; from the tree fathertook down the thing,Removed the white paper, criss-cross­ed with red string."How fine!" he remarked with hisN ext year-strange it seemed-no dis­cussion took place,But each wore a look of content onher faceAs she thought of the muffler, allwrapped, laid awayTo again play Its part in their gladChristmas day.Christmas came, from the tree fathertook down the thing,Removed the white paper, criss-cross­ed with red string.He spoke, and his face a most puz­zled frown wore,"no you know, I believe I have seenthis before!"Katherine C. Baker.Gray on the hill" the old house waitsalone,Dead wood and rotted stoneAnd windows muttering to the windall day,And all night long a sigh and a darkerhearted chatter; grayAs to whether he wore it-well, what Shape, shuddering from the moon.did that matter? Wild in the tops of the pines thewinds' tune,Wild on the roof the beat of the windsthat say:Where have they gone? Oh, whydid they go away?The tired heads, and the fire, andNext day, from the tree father tookdown the thingRemoved the white paper, criss-cross­ed with red string."How fine!" he remarked with hiskind, absent smile,And laid it a-top of the rest of hispile.it away.He's so absent-minded; I'm certainyou'll findThe fact that he has it has quiteslipped his mind.""Oh, mother!" criedEsther- Janequickly, "Oh, Sue,I've a wonderful plan as to what wecan do.seen it before." the mother's croon?Maurice Lesemann.Always make their markBlaisdell Colored Pendls. These fine, ri�hly colored pea.cils work on any surface withleast pressure. The marking Deversmears, rubs off or bums off. Forclass-room or laboratory use theyare indispensable-just riCht forany colored pencil purpose. 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Cor. 63rd St. and WoodlawnCHICAGOPhones Hyde Park 482-483Service to Students OurSpecialty.We carry complete stocks ofJohnson's, Apollo, LovellCorrell Chocoates190 North State StreetPhone Randolph One Dress Suit SpecialistDress Suits to RentThe time slipped on past; againChristmas was here;The girls were dismayed as t�ey hadbeen last year."Tea for Three" is a most clever piece They held a sad council, said Sue inof work, It will make way for "Lit- despair,tIe Simplicity," �nother of our musi- "We can't buy a thing which he evercal shows which has run for a lengthy will wear."period in New York."Dark Rosaleen;' at Powers proved Spoke mother, "I looked at that muf-itself a horse of different color Be- fler today,lasco's pot-boilers are seldom as sad And it hasn't been touched since I laidas was this 'tough bit of horseflesh,and consequently our old friend DavidWarfield returns for a short engage­ment in "The Auctioneer," the peren­nial garment planned for off seasonsand always acceptable."The Acquittal" will ·run on, I be­lieve, until the first of the year, whenit will be replaced by a new comedyfrom the pen of Aaron Hoffman. Theformer play lasted longer than anti- You see,.we can give him that mufflercipated, because it is typical melo-more.drama, not so bad and not so good. The dear man won't dream that he'sProbably the strong cast was of greatassistance. And we still have "Upin �Iabel's Room" whose peculiar type .Joy reigned as they wrapped up theof humor is more anatomical than muffler so gay,witty. No doubt :\label wit� her And with peace in their hearts didtempting night-wear and virile ad- they wait Christmas day.vertisements will attract the crowds As Sue gayly remarked, "Our path-over the holidays. way is clear,:\Ial;c Dressler makes way next \Ve can give him that muffler againSunday for William Courtnev at the., every year."Olympic in his returned soldier play, b"Civilian Clothes." The New York Harvey Ore estrascompany is making a go of it, al- they will trot to the Palace and thethough no one seems to be madly en- Majestic.thusiastic over the entertainment. There you have the outlay. If youNorah Bayes remains at the Cort in want advice be sure not to miss"Ladies First" Norah is always""North, "Roxy" or "Take It From 1\Ie." And or J. Beach Cragun, Reprea'tativewhoever her husband may be, and if you, per chance, feel an inclinationmost of us like her. toward motion picture entertainmentDo I need to mention specifically Griffith's "Scarlet Days" is the best Subscribe to the Daily Maroonthat "The Follies of HH9" open Sun- bit of realistic romance seen for many and Get All the Campua Newsday at the Colonial? I thought not. moons, better in its way than theEveryone will go regardless, just as fragile "Broken Blossoms." 130 N. State St.The Com ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital, $5,000,000Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000Is the Largest National Bank in theUNITED STATESWith a Sa\'ings DepartmentUnder Federal SupervisionN. W. Cor. 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SIXTY-THIRD ST�ETNear Cottage GroveDoYouKnowKENNEDY'SWaves are 50 Cents1214 East Fifty-fifth St.Midway 3081Work for Students aSpecialty.MAX BROOKTailor and CleanerOur Work Always First Classand GuaranteedWork called for and delivered.rl('nnlng, Presflln�, D7eln� and Rep_IrinaWE MAKE A 8PECIALTY OF NEWSEW 8V1T8 AXD REMODELING1007 E. 61st St., Near Ellis Ave. .JIJptlsieufioytiIintltIyf:hc:vtlbIItlI�c:rtete'kti1aif..•.. , nIfileiJf•]:s1t11•. astIrCJf. ".,".,rl'- -,THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. DECEMBER 18,1919.:.'�....'I'''''."r/'-- - A ·DEFENSE OF THEMOVIESBy JOHN E. JOSEPHA good many of the movies annual­ly produced in these United States arepretty nearly worthless. Most ofthem are vapid, sentimental. impos­sibly melodramatic. They bulge withcoincidences. They do not representlife. They are produced withoutfinesse or subtlety-e-ideas are smearedon three inches thick. Fully 80 percent of them, I should say. are trivial.I admit these truths-without ado-­yet nevertheless I insist that the mo­tion picture is something much ma­linged: I protest against the unfairmethods and general ignorance ofthose who carp and criticize; I holdthat the few worth while pictures be­yond doubt each year produced far.far outweight in their significance thehundreds of less worthy ones. gue, of course, and with justice, thatI was familiar enough with the moviesto pick out only the better ones to see,and that therefore this capitulationshows an unduly great percentage ofgood pictures; I can only assure sucha person that I have forced my tasteto a reasonable catholicity.To a question now before us: Doesthis fact. that 20 per cent of themovies produced in the last two yearsare worthy of critical adult attention,vindicate, as a result. the whole in­dustry ? I shall answer by compari­sons. Look at the stage. Do you thinkthat 20 per cent of the plays whichreach Chicago deserve serious consid­eration as contributions to the drama?Probably two hundred att�tionshave been exhibited in this city in thelast two years; can you name fortyof them, 20 per cent, as being worthwhile. ? I confess to difficulty in find­ing four. Yet not one in his rightmind would for an instant condemnthe institution of the drama as worth­less for this reason. Look at litera­ture. How many books of real solidworth have been produced in the lasttwo years? Twenty per cent of thetotal output, do you think? Hardly,I fear, with Mr. Chambers turning outtwo novels a year, and Mr. Wrighttwo, and Mr.' Oppenheim three. Yetan English student who claimed thatall literature was bosh would probablybe instantly incarcerated in an insti­tution for the mad, while the samestudent, if he solemnly affinned themovies were no good, would be hailedas a thinking person, one who utteredwisdom as well as words.He who deprecates the movies mayask, very reasonably, why, if 20 percent of the pictures now being madeare acceptable, can not a more seemlypercentage' be maintained. Cannot 50per cent of the pictures produced bemade worth while? Can not 75 percent? Or even 90 per cent? The an­swer is easy. The people won't per­mit it. They demand melodrama, theydemand slapstick comedies, they de­mand sentimental mush. The. studiosare perfectly willing to put out goodpictures-if the exhibitors will buythem. The exhibitors are perfectlywilling to present good pictures if thepublic will patronize them. Someweeks ago. I had' occasion to conversewith Mr. Lewis Newhafer, the gen­eral manager of Ascher Brothers,who operate a number of theaters inChicago. Mr. Newhafer explainedthat he was a "better pictures" man,that, other things being equal, hewould always buy a first elass picturerather than a second class picture.But, he pointed out very carefully, ifhe knew that his public preferred thesecond class picture to the first· classpicture, then, to be sure, he wouldshow the second class picture, because,he said, the cry of hunger in his stom­ach was louder to him than the call-mie for Me," and Joseph .. Hergesheim­er to Gouverneur Morris, and Gals­worthy's "Strife" to the customaryoutpouring of legs in a bedroom, thenthe motion picture will appear in itstrue light-as. a legitimate art fonn.CHICAGO RAG. 7It is winter. We stop at the dutchadelicatessenJust before suppertime for picklesand cheese .•.I will smoke in the sunshine at Rio deJaneiroAnd doze •.. while flat dwellers andsparrows freeze.It is fashionable just now to depre­cate the movies. Club women and uni­versity professors haughtily ignorethem. Intellectual snobs and would­be highbrows call them -vulgar, low,not art. The joke of the matter-areally funny joke-is that almost allthese self-styled critics are supreme­ly and superbly ignorant of what theycriticize. Every time I hear a per­son solemnly declare that movies are"bad'·-this statement is usually ac­companied by the smug remark,"They insult my intelligence, youknow"-I ask him, "How many mo­tion picture exhibitions have you your­self witnessed in your lifetime?" Theanswer in the great majority of casesis a blank face and the number three.I maintain that it is just as senselessf�r a person to condemn the movieswholesale when he has seen three, 'orfor that matter even thirty pictures,as it would be for him to condemn allmodem literature after reading a mas­terpiece ,by Elinor Glyn, or all con­temporary, drama after witnessing-Up in Mabel's Room.' 'In my opinion 20 per cent of all themovies produced are worth while. IfI can prove this assertion, and if I canfurther prove that according to exist­ing standards this percentage is Iargeenough to be significant, I am priv­ileged, I think, to regard my point asfairly won.I -am fortunately in a position toprovide actual data bearing on thefirst promise. ' For some years nowI have been a pretty consistent ama­teur critic; for the last two years Ihave kept complete and more or lessaccurate data on those pictures I haveseen. After jotting down the title ofthe picture, the star, the director, theproducing company, and various otherrelevant facts, I record my estimateof it, wheher in my opinion it is afirst ·cla.c;s picture or a second class pic- ings of his artistic soul.ture, or a sixth class picture, as the' It is the public which must be edu­case may be. Referring to these notes, ocated-not the movie magnates. It isI find-somewhat to my surprise-that the public which must be criticized­since January 1, I91S-very nearly not the movie studios. As soon as thetwo years ago-I have witnessed two public becomes so trained that it.lre­hundred and nineteen motion picture fers a Heifetz recital to "Minnie Shim­performances. Now two years ofsteady picture going will quicken thecritical acumen of anyone, and I feel,in all modesty, that my estimates, inthe main. are just. Here they are: Ofthe two hundred and nineteen picturesI considered seventeen "great," twen­ty-five "fine," fifty-one "gobd," sixty­eight "pretty good," thirty-four"fair." seventeen "poor," and seven"rotten." Thus 8 per cent of the pic­tures (seventeen out of, two hundredand nineteen) were "great:' capableof giving mental stimulus, emotionalthrill, and a full measure of enjoy­ment to any person whatsoever, fromWilliam Lyon Phelps down; and a full19 per cent' of them (forty-two outof two hundred and nineteen) were I"fine' 'or better, absolutely fit, in myestimation, for the consumption ofany inte�ligent adult. One may ar- When I have grown a shabby beard,When this brown bowl is black,I will light a fresh pipeful at Tierradel Fuego and spit . • ..And start thoughtfully back.:Maurice Lesemann.THIRTY-SECOND ANNUALECONOMIC MEETING WILLBE HELD DEC. 29 TO 31Dean ,Marshall, Associate Prof. H. G.Moulton, Prof. )Iillis Will Rep­resent Commerce School.The thirty-second annual meetingof the American Economic associationwill be held at Hotel La Salle Dec.29 to Dec. 31. Dean Marshall, Asso­ciate Prof. H. G. Moulton, and Prof.H. A. Millis of the school of Com­merce and Administration will repre­sent the University at the meeting.Authorities on economic questionsfrom allover the country will be pres­ent at the meeting and will read pa­pers and discuss economic problemsof the day. The meeting will be di­vided off into nine sessions, the firstbeing held Dec. 29 at 10 :30 and thelast Dec. 31 at 2:30.Among the speakers are Robert M.I)Haig, Columbia university; ThomasS. Adams, Yale University; F. W.Taussig, Harvard university; HenryC. Adams, the University of Michi­gan; W. C. Mitchell, Columbia uni­versity; Thomas N. Carver, Harvarduniversity; Don D. Lescohier, theUniversity of Wisconsin; M. H. Rob­inson, the University of Illinois, andClyde L. King of the University ofPennsylvania..Dean Marshall will discuss "TheTeaching of Economics" Dec. 31 at11:45; Associate Prof. Harold G.Moulttln, "The Price Question andBanking Policy," Dec. 30, at 10:30;and Prof. Harry A. Millis, "Immigra­,tion and- Immigration Problems," Dec.31 at 11:15.The entire tentative program of themeeting is posted on the bulletinboard outside of Cobb.NORTHWESTERN CHANGES PHIBETA KAPPA REQUIREMENTSThe constitution and by-laws of theAlpha (Northwestern) chapter of Illi­nois of the Phi Beta Kappa societywere revised so that membership inthe sOciety is now more difficult. Thetwo most important changes are theminimum standard is 2.51 per centhigher than before and also that n.:;�more than eight of the ten higheststudents in the class who have at­tended six semesters in residence inthe same college, may be nominatedfor membership.VIVIAN.Your' lips are warm, you little devil!That.'s right, dart them away and poutagain-I know how the wretches love to revel.Shameless! Must you dart them outagain?Your throat is white where themoon flows over:Come close, little devil, I am notWhen I have grown a bushy beard,When this brown bowl is a deper Come close, for autumn is cloudingyour lover.brown,I will light a fresh pipeful in Michili­mackinacAnd forget about this town.Sparrows argue in the areaways,Street lamps float sickly bubbles inthe blue •.•W!l1 sit by the waterside in SanFranciscoAnd strike a match on the sole ofmy shoe. and veeringThe winds to northward. the maples\\;11 yellow.Smuggle what you can now-the graydays are nearing,And over my books I'm a melancholyfellow.The breath of your hair is poppiesand clover:Come close, little devil, I am notyour lover!Maurice Lesemann, .iC 8 P8ckaeebefore the war5c a P8ckasedurin!! the wara P8ckaseNOWTHE FLAUOR LASTSSO DOES THE PRICE!IIIGive the college touch to yourChristmas Gifts.Send her and Her and HER:The college seal and ribbons on theoutside. All superfineChocolates inside.For Sale byDREXEL PHARl\IACY.901 E. 55th St.Phone Midway 1410H. J. SCHULTE,1501 E. 55th St.Phone Hyde Park 206McAN ANY & FINIGAN,1201 E. 55th St.Phone Midway 708 VAN De BOGERT&RuSS1000 E. 63rd St.Phone Hyde Park 25-11518 Hyde Park Bh-d.Phone Oakland 68001465 E. 63rd St.Phone Blackstone 3272800 E. 63rd St.Phone Midway 3200 I•',,"!' 8 THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDA V, DECEMBER· 18, 1919The Big Storyof a Little StoryThe value of being well-dressed today has been proved beyondall doubt. Well-dressed men have proved it.And well-dressed men have made the story of Ogilvie & Heneage-­a little store--a big story.For well-dressed men know that anybody's money will buy finefabrics. They know that any store which pays good wages can getgood tailors. They know that every modern men's store is honestand fair dealing.Knowing these things, most well-dressed men still prefer to come toOgilvie & Heneage for apparel.For. in the last analysis, it is personal understanding which givesthe ultimate touch of distinction to men's clothes.Personal understanding does not mean 'the suave greeting of a trainedclerk. Nor does it stand for the hearty whack on the back of the"salesman" who learns your first name and promptly fraternizeswith you.Personal understanding is more definite than this. It is a commodityin itself. It is the thing which transforms a house into a home, amarriage into a friendship, and a sale into a service.It is pleasant for Ogilvie & Heneage to sell that way and profitab�efor you to buy that way.O,GILVIE & HENEAGEFINE CLOTHINGTwenty East Jackson "BoulevardSecond FloorFINE LINEN •FINE NECKWEARAnnouncingA Special Christmas ServiceTo StudentsYou may solve the Christmas gift problemvery pleasandy and with great convenience byrelying on the good taste of our organization.Simply telephone us-Harrison 221-and give usdetails (the sum you desire to spend, the recep­ient's name, etc.j and you may feel confident thatyour Christmas present will be received withappreciation. ... p,,;C(M,raenarbhfrlP:gIlforeweineuin;01on.. "1\fl).. ' sitC,i l-as_I Ita.,. t"lyisphthfe. -\ guI \ .... I . ,. to:I nel!helH:.. hi'I �Ot.. .. Jilte",' hllyesu...C(;TIw:frS()frBstritet11b�OJIsOJalb4a:l oweii fcV�. a:g81l"181gf tliI ap•.. (" I�1IL . j" I�.. �, �, ..Lt. • ,- },,. THE ' DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY� DECEMBER 18. 1919 9PAGE1920 Team Will Be PickedFrom Strong Material­"C" Men Back PROPHECY SUCCESSFULYEAR FOR TRACK SQUAD",' PRACTICE SHOWSGOOD PROSPECTSFOR BASKETB� Unusually Large Number of Candi­dates Report-Team'Loses MembersThrough Graduation - New MenShow Promise For Coming Season. .---------�'SWIMMERS SAME THAT IBIG TEN FOOTB�MER R Y X MAS WON 1919 CHAMPIONSHIP IThe prospects are excellent for aMaroon basketball team which willrank among the best in the Confer­ence this year. With seven "C" menaround which to build a winning com­bination, and several good men up Today all indications point towarda very good' season in track as inother sports. Not many runners ofexceptional experience have retumedsince the war, but an unusually largesquad of new men has reported. Thecandidates number more than one By TOM ECK SEASON BEST SEENIN SEVERAL YEARSI. Reis, Piper, Keefe, Cohen, McHugh,Humphreys and Gordon Back onTeam-But No Maroon Swimmers Maroons Win Four Out of SixGames-Have GoodMaterialThe Maroons have lost almost no Imen from the swimming team which DEFEAT l\lIC� OLD RIVALtook the Conference championship I lThe late cold spell has been a severe last winter, and so they should make I B ,., V 1\1 tN t I f th C C t . . I y n. • organs ern.one. 0 on y or e ross oun ry another good year of It In 1920. ItRunners but for the Vamps on the is likely, however, that others in the In a season which produced the, . . . �. highest grade football the Big TenCampus. They don't even disturb the Blg Ten w111 come �orth with unusu-I. .. . ally strong teams to test the Mv,- has known III many years, the Chicagohundred, among whom are many squirrels lately. But the Dancing sea-I '. I team won four out of six of its con-. .. .. roon supremacy. Whde not losingpromrsmg men. son IS on which gives the Boys a ith th l\1r ference games. There were six goodThe cross country team has had a . many men, nei er are e raroons.fro� last year's freshman team, �at good year despite the fact that it Chance to doll up a httle and show strengthened perceptibly by returned I teams In the conference, .and the Ma-Page' has been working hard to sm- could not win the Conference at Co- I their New Neckties. Speaking of service men. A strenuous swimming r�ons were one of the SIX. In somegle out the best men. When the call I ib d t' II all of th Neckties reminds me that Pat Page season seems to be in store. ways the season may have been a. d I urn us, an prae rea y e I d· . ti b t· thfor candidates was Issue , fortdy �en cross country runners will be out for bought a new one at the start of the Capt. Ries i$ easily the fastest man isappom mg one, u m 0 er re-responded and reported rea y .lor. . k O· I d . 1" d' spects it was very satisfactory-withk ] BIB th fi t k the distance events In trae . tis preliminary Basket Ball season. He on the team, an lS re re upon as a zood football, keen rivalry, well bal-wor In art ett. y e rs wee h d hi If f th . te t . t' H' h. D b the I d h d bee clearly s owe rmse one 0 e has worn it at four games already. consrs n pom wmner, e is expe- anced teams, and plenty of color,m ecem er IS arge squa an. . th iddl . d d I d . . d tfastest distance men m e mr e I " rrenceo, an IS goo m varie even s.cut to twenty-five men, only those be- b ki fi t t C lumbu d I As long as the team WInS, the Necktie P' K f d C h ith R' com'rining to add unusual interest tod � west, y ta mg' rs a 0 urn us an I . . rpe, ee e, an 0 en, Wl res, th t t f th 11ing' retained who �h�.w�, pro::;; again in the Central A. A. U. Cham- decorates Pat. It's to be hoped that make up a good relay team, and in e grea est 0 e co ege games.Only two 0: l�st ye�r s C men pionship, Archie Jones, Walter Bow-I he will wear the same tie all season. the recent Alumni dual meet made The Great Lakes game that soon the mISSIng hst. They were I d C 1 Hed .. . . b . h h bee h b quickly degenerated into a farce; the'�Moose" Gorgas star center and ers, Lou Dooley, an a� . een"j Of course that IS not superstition, It's etter time t an as n. s own y stubborn defense of Purdue; the over-. 'd B·II St who all covered the five miles m the a habit .. But probably he wouldn't other Conference teams this year. whelming defeat or'Northwestern, thef<'mler captain, an 1 egeman. . I 'th thirt . tesSo far the only man certain of a po- last meet m ess an I y mmu .' refuse money on Friday the 13th. But 1\IcHugh and Humphrey Diving. hopes that ended at Urbana, when the. . should make the track team strong In�jtion on the Maroons this year isd two mil ' I hear he has a trunk full of ties from In fancy diving and in the plunge line crumbled, the clean cut defeat. . the one an two mr e races.Captain HInkle. The big' guard, rated .. I the Base Ball Season. for distance, the Maroons will have of Michigan; the Iowa rally, and theas all-Conference guard for two year� Lose Men Through Graduation. I . . room for considerable improvement. last minute run that gave Wisconsin' I We are beginning to run a goodhas been captain of the Maroons for About half of the men from last. McHugh and Humphrey have showed the final game of the year, all had. hi' d h bee 1 t th ough I many Races around the Steam pipes. .. .two successive seasons, an onor rare- year s squa ave n os r the best form In the diving and by the their share in making the season anly held by one man. Captain Hinkle .graduation or other causes. The loss Its' wonderful how fast you can run I beginning of the winter season �1l unusual one for Chicago.is a big factor in the Chicago team I of McCosh, and �om Campbell, the I Races sitting around and how easy probably be in good condition. Gor-I. �Iaterial Good On Whole. •play, and with Crisler forms one of Freshman star, will be felt, but cap-( it is to bet a few thousand Dollars.' don is practically the only plunger, Director Stagg was not quite asthe best guarding pairs in the �on- tain-elect Speer, Moore, and Kenne�y You can say a Million just as easy. but so far he has not done as.well as I fortunate as some of the other coachesference. uHin�" plays the running are among the veterans who are stillSome of them can bet that much with- h,. did last year. • of the conference, but on the wholeguard. is a faIrly ,accurate basket on the team, and are dependable men. Brunhardt, a senior who played his material was good. It was betterd kn I d S al f th men are show out taking a second breath. Two oftosser. and as a guar ac ow e ges ever 0 e new -football in the past season, has than anything Chicago has had sincel·ng good development In the short these Runners went into the Hot Room bno peer.. MD' ald h b shown speed and fonn in the reast 1914, but the other colleges also hadCrisler May Play at Guard. sprints, Fr�k ac:n as een by themselves and kept betting so stroke, and it is possible that he will a higher standard, because the end ofIt looks now as though, Crisler will making fast time, an may prove a 'long that when they came out they be a Conference winner in this event. the war brought back veteran play­hold down the other guard position. much-needed·':find.�' Graham, Cr�e, were each 100 ahead. It would take McHugh and Combs are other breast ers. The Chicago team that startedHis work with Hinkle last year merits and Mochle, Iikewise, have been dis-a Downers Grove Banker to count all stroke men with possibilities. I in the Wisconsin game representedhim due consideration at the POSition., pla�ng promising speed. MacDon-Yegge and Ivy Doing Backstroke. the best playing strength of the year,Other men for the position �re: ,"Red'� ald IS a good hurdler, also, and may this Money. But you never get tiredSince Pavlicek left there have been and had it been possible to use that.. Jackson, a letter man o-r the 1918 J become an all-around runner. counting Money.few good back stroke swimmers, but lineup all season the standing mightteam, "Chuck" Palmer, whose playing' Football Men ShoW' Up Well. We are going to have a New System Yegge is displaying endurance and easily have been different.has greatly pleased Pat Page this Chicago was badly handicapped last inaugurated down stairs in the train- speed which is very promising. Ivy The Wisconsin game was the hard­year, and Madden, one of last year's :,rear by a lack of good men in field ing quarters. Some big changes. I is another man swimming, the back est to lose, beca�se rough tactics putsubstitutes. events. With Higgins, Jackson, An-ak Graham out of the game at the start,all I am, afraid that the soap throwers Willi stroke, and WI.ith Y. egge should m e-Four possibilities 100m up at the nan, and Fouche, all footb payers., and wrecked Chicago offense. The runth M will not have a Chance to develop their a good team In thls race.eenter position left vacant by Gorgas. there is hope that e. aroons of Davey, which gave Wisconsin theth d rtm t. throwi th The Conference meet will probablyThey are: Williams, last year's for- show up well in IS e.pa en rowmg arm ere any more. Nor game, after Chicago had played thed resolve itself into a battle betweenward, Halladay, center of the 1922 J�ckson has had some expenence, an the towel throwers will not have a Cardinals even, was probably theidl Northwestern and Chicago, as it didfreshman team, Hitchcock, and Ma- 'will probably develop rapi y. chance to .wipe their shoes on, a clean be worst break that the team got all sea-'rrack schedule: last year. It is sure to keenly con-son.April 24 _ Drake Relays at Des towel every day to save the price of tested, for on paper both of the teams son.Many Work for Forward. a shine, as they will have to tum their seem closely matched. ,Line Weak In Illinois Game.. ilabl Moines.dA wealth of material is avai e towel over to Mr. Gordon every day. The Illinois game, on which depen _ds May l-Penn Relays at Philadel- Swimming Schedule. Ifrom which to pick the two forwar . The skating season is now on in ed the conference championship hopesBirkhoff, last year's star,' Vollmer, a phi a. full blast. I am some Judge of an Feb. 28-TIIinois at Chicago.. of Chicago, caught the Maroons withstar of 1918 and an accurate basket May 8-Purdue at Chicago. Ice Skater. Twenty years ago I March 6-Chicago at Wisconsin. a weakened line, and that wealmessringer at short range, Curtiss, a let- May IS-Michigan at Chicago. trained five of the fastest Ice Skaters March 17-18-Conference at Evans- meant the game. The hole at tackleter man of the. 1915 team, and one of May 21-lllinois at Illinois.. in the World, John D. Johnson, Norval ton. could not be plugged and the Illinoisthe fastest men on Con�eren"'e basket- May 28-Wisconsin at Wisconsm. B . I th h th 1·I.' ...bo apbe, Johnny Neilson, Oluf Rudd pays roug e me were success-ball floors, will be available. Neff, June 5-Conference at Ann Ar r.and Harley Davidson. They all Made ANNOUNCE NEW MEMBERS ful. The offense was hampered by aone of the stars of the Freshman team World Records at that time and the TO BE INITI�TED BY ACfORS wet field" but that would not havelast season, will push these men for I HISTORICAL ASSOCIATION TO Records still stand. But if those fel- beeneso damaging had the line beenone of the position, as he is shifty HOLD ANNUAL MEETING ON lows were still Skating they would The following people will be init.i- at full strength.and fast, and his work so fa, r. �a'3l DEC. 31 IN CLEVELAND, O. not have a look in with some of the ated into active membership of the The victory over Michigan meantbeen dependable. Segel and Phllhps Skaters from the Reynolds Club and Dramatic club at its first meeting next more to the alumni than to the under-are also showing up good in practice. The annual meeting of the Amer- Ex-Foot Ball artists. quarter Jan. 11: Devereaux Jorrat, graduates, because l\IiC'·higan is theFrom the bunch Coach Page can iean Historical association will· be One thing they should learn is not Marian Jaynes, Richard Evans, Le- real ri'·al of Chicago from the Alumni"'ork up two different styles of play, held in Cleveland on Dec. 31. Prof. to throw Peanut Shells and Chocolate ona Bachrach, Frank Miller, Robert viewpoint. Iowa will be rememberedeither using Birkhotf and Williams Andrew C. McLaughlin, head of the Co,·ers on the Ice. It's very danger- Collins, Joseph Herzman, Florence because of the battle in the last min­for a long range game, or by kc:eping I' History dep�rtment; Prof. William E. ous to the back of the head. When Falkenau, Joh1\, Ashenhurst, Robert ute' of the game; it was an excitingVollmer as a standing forward, froJ!) Dodd and Associate Prof. Marcus W. skating with a young Lady give her Lanyon, Lucy Sturges, Charles Beck- game, but not important. There waswhich position he .can make. basket.q i Jernegait have. a place on the pro- plenty of Room to stroke out-rem em- with, Marga.et Jarman, and Charles graduates, because Michigan is theas fast as the ball lS fed to hlm. I gram. Prof. McLaughlin will take her you are not Dancing with her. Loffel. Robert Mc.Murray will be ini-141-0 defea� of Northwestern, mere-Have Only Light Practice. I part in a discussion on the topic of Also that the, session is over when the tiated as an assooate. Iy because It was Northwestern .So far only a few light practice i "World Conditions and College Train- lights go out. And some Girls are I��h��n����d���P�D����oo�·����������8������a���a��ga����������RD�a�suIting in easy victories for the Ma- son and Emotion in Recent American form to forget your Pocket Book whenroons, and most of the time has been History." At the last session of the you take a young lady out to skate.spent on the fundamentals of th.e I meeting Associate ,;rof. Je�e�n will -I know some fellows who quit Skat­game.' Coach Page says that until give a paper on The BegmnIng of ing since the First of July.the grades for the Autumn quarter American Industrialism." I was presented ,\;th a large boxare in, no attempt will be made to I of Cigars from the Maroon Officc las'pick a regular team. I Feb. 7-University of Minnesota at night. I am going to save the wrap-"The schedule is as follows: Minneapolis. pers to buy an Overcoat With. One JOHN MELLAS, ManagerJan. l�University of Iowa. II Feb. 11-0hio State University at student wanted to know what I was 942 E. 55th Street (Opp. F rolie Theatre)Jan. 17-University of Wisconsin. Columbus. going to do with so many Cigars. IJan. 24-University of Michigan. Feb. 14-University of nIinois at! told hi� I was going to keep them in Commutation Tickets, $3.25 for $3.00; $4.40 for $4.00Jan. 27-Universityof Iowa at Iowa Urbana. . I case we had another coal stn1ce. Then I Ladies Invited Meals, Lunches, Short OrdersCity. Feb. 21-University of Michigan at (II would have some smoke if I didn't A Trial Will Convince Yeu That Our Goods Are the BestJan.30-0hio State University. Madison.. . have any heat.• 1I •••• .... I8IRaIHRIiJ8 lEimlliidAll About the Vamps, theCold Spell' and the GiftHorse's Mouth Return From Service.COl\IPETITION BEING NARROWEDIiI �I'I .'It-'I t·.1,..�... 'Low Prices and Courteous Treatment at theThe Wholesome and Well Cooked FoodsELL I SRESTAURANT AND LUNCH ROOM10 --.---'-�---'�------:-/:I-'-,�, .TI-IE DAILY,MARooN, THURSDAYi:DECEMBER 18. 1919THE !\IISER'S CHRISTMAS "Merry Christmas!" said old Silas,Or. Old Hardscrabble's Change of though the unfamiliar words cameHeart. stumbling to his lips. "I have comeBy A. P. S. to bring light and cheer and affluenceThe Cr-.m:,uJWhistleRing Out, Wild Bells!We're very much relieved,The great suspense is past,Head Marshal has been named-­At last . . . . at last!COMP AREp to the other fraterni-ties, Phi Bate is coming out ratherlate, don't you think, with its autumnpledge list.It was Christmas Eve. The happythrongs of belated shoppers were hur­rying homeward in the crisp Decem­ber air. Through the windows onecould see the Christmas trees alight,and against the warm glow of thefirelight were silhouetted the bulgingstockings of the offspring of the pro­letariat and the bourgeoise. Ever andanon a newsboy, who had been press­ing a wistful but inadequately blownnose against the plate glass windowof some toy emporium was carried offin a Fierce-Sparrow limousine to beadopted by some millionaire whoseheart had been mellowed by the in­fluences of the season.Old Silas Hardscrabble, the miser,sat in his office, which served himalso as parlor, bedroom and bath.Without, the feathery snowflakes weremantling the city in Yuletide immacu­Iateness, and all was mirth and kind­ness. But was there cheer in theheart of Silas Hardscrabble? Gentlereader, you have guessed it: there wasnot! The old man felt depressed; hewas not the man he used to be; infact� he wondered if he ever was.However, he told himself that, likenear-beer, he could not kick, for onthe first of the year, would he not beable to evict seven widows and thirty­two orphans for non-payment of rent?The solitary candle-stub which fur­nished him with light and heat shiv­ered in the nipping air of the room;but old Silas sat fingering the leathermedals on his shrunken chest-medalswhich he had won in open competitionas the meanest man alive--and wasiI!wardly warmed ,at the thought of hisill-gotten gains. In the iron safe inthe corner were bags of gold, fi�teenlumps of genuine coal (some of themweighing over three carats) , five(count them, five!) lumps of sugar,and three fingers of Haig and HaigScotch (the kind that comes in thepinch-bottles). Silas gloated; as whowould not?Our·'.�hero (for it was indeed he)had just finished his supper consistingof a cracker and two peanuts, and hiseyes turned idly to the torn piece ofnewspaper" in which the delicatessenlady had wrapped them. A headlinearrested his attention. What wasthat? He looked again. "SCIEN­TIST PREDICTS END OF WORLDTOMORROW-CONJUNCTION OFPLANETS SPELLS DISASTER­PREPARE TO MEET YOUR GOD."Old Silas shuddered. He told himselfthat it was arrant nonsense. But inspite of everything he felt alarmed.Might it not be best after all to playsafe, to reform ere it should prove toolate? He arose, and putting on hisbattered hat, sailed forth to take outa little fire insurance. He hurriedthrough the snow to the alley wheredwelt the widowed mother of his officeboy.The family, he knew, were in astate of desperate destitution. Thedaughter, who earned a bare living asa chorus girl, was in a distant city;the eldest son was in a poorhouse inJuga-Slavia being treated for arterio­sclerosis of the left eyebrow; Albert,the high-grade moron, was a parlorBolshevik, and was on the Cbatauqua., il circuit adv�ati�g the nationali�tion'of men; the mother earned a paltrypittance guiding blind pigs to andfrom the pasture; while little lameI Louis eked out his salary as office boyby putting the pork in porcupines.Silas knocked on the gunnysack whichI served as door for the humble house.Made of old tin cans it was, after apattern in the Ladies' Home Journal-for it had been daughter's idea thateven inexpensive homes should be ingood taste, and she had been carefulto select the cans with the most ar­tistic labels. He found mother andson gathered around the cheerfullycrackling match which representedtheir only fuel.mas he had ever known. ,.� ..f�J�\�"� •. ""., \;, ,:·V·�"A Golfer's ChristmasB " $6.00Half a Dozen "Black ugs $3 50One "Little Jack" Marker ·to your lives!" Overcome with emo­tion the two tried to thank him. Witha grim effort Silas drew out his purseand opened the combination lock."Here," he said, "is a nickel. But donot squander it.""God bless you, Mr. Hardscrabble,"sobbed the widow, "I knew that thehappy spirit of the season would yettouch your heart!""Humph!" said Silas. "But you hadbetter spend it tonight. The papersays that the world will end tomor- Special Holiday PriceS8IlGive this to any goHer you know. The"Black Bug" is the Capper & Capper GolfBall' that gives fifteen yards more, medsay behaves beautifully all the way, anoutiasts most balls. The "Little Jack"Marker puts initials and locker numberson golf balls with a twist of th.e thumb.He goes in the golf bag,. and IS alwaysready to use. .At any Capper U Copper Store. or bymail from the nearest one. In order­ing. print carefully initioLs desiredrow,""Tomorrow?" said little lame Louisin surprise. "Why, that must havebeen last week's paper. It was tohave ended on the seventeenth, andnothing happened."The old man tottered, but recoveredhimself with an effort. "Merciful Put the ball in "Little Jack."Twist your thumb; that's all.Heaven," he said reverently. "Whata narrow escape I' have had," and .seizing the nickel from the widow'spalsied grasp he walked hastily out.On the hearthstone the last match ��Chicago, BIIen's r!oo4s Detroit '!I' �Minneapolis Milwaukee Londonflickered, and died. From a distantsteeple chimed the mellow bells an­nouncing that Christmas Day hadcome, and their gladsome peals werere-echoed in the serene heart of oldSilas as he hurried homeward throughthe snow. It was the merriest Christ- Everybody knows whose goU ballit is when "Little Jack" isthrouah.SPEAKING of the end of theall over hell after you." 22 Reporters Are Elected I. Meaningless and beautiful, a wind� I Publish List of �larshaI8.To Staff Of Daily Maroon t' cleansed note; Eleven other marshals andI eleven--- I And for a little. space within the cir- aides were appointed by President(Contiftued from 'PtI{/e 1) cle of the hill, Judson last Spring. The marshalsA vivid mom�nt lingers on while time I are: James Nicely, Roland Holloway,Bitters, Charles Loeffel and John stands sbll- -Iohn Joseph, Edwin Curtiss, RobertHolmes will assist in the circulation A bit of other worldliness that some- Redfield, Edgar Reading, Georgedepartment. how links Serck, Moffat Elton, Frank MaddenThe staff' has increased since last With the shy bird's going and the I Edwin Sackett (deceased) and J as-year when only eleven reporters were .smart-weed's pinks, I per King. ' 'e�ected. All of the reporters and as- And the swift-moving shadows of the 'I ..sistants elected '11 t f' d th bo b The aides are. Frances Langwor-WI compe e or pro- , grasses an e ug s. , .motion on the staff A the morni h I thy, Jean PIckett, Frances Hender-. mong e mornmg grasses were . .th . h d b I son, MIldred Powbson, Margarete WIse er s rowse. .Elizabeth Eieanor Madox Roberts. I Haggott, �elen Thompson, Ph�lbs. Palmer, Edith Flack, Eleanor Atkms,Leona Bachrach, and Martha Behr­endt.world yesterday, here is Jerry West­by's admonition of Tuesday to theD. U. brethren: "Pay up your board­bills, men. Tomorrow's the end ofthe world and I don't want to chaseMERRY Christmas!Garcon.Stansbury and Sheean Write1920 Blackfriars Show(Continued from page 1)AT MORNIN�.sity, and the time is the Spring of1920. For the first time since 1915,when "A Night of Knights" was pro­duced, an interior setting will be used.Both the book and lyrics were writtenby Stansbury and Shecan.Now that the name of the play isannounced, work on the poster contestwill begin at once. All present or pastmen students of the University areeligible to enter. Information neces­sary for drawing the poster may beobtained by handing in tiame and ad­dress to Lewis Fisher, Box 286, Fac­ulty Exchange. Attention is calledagain to the fact that only men areeligible to draw posters.Invite Mcn to Write Music.The music contest is to begin atonce also. All men interested in writ­ing music for the show, who are eligi­ble under the same terms as for theposter contest, have been asked tohand in name and address to theBlackf'riars, Box 286, Faculty Ex­change, for copies of the lyrics."Barbara, Behave I" will be the six­teenth comic opera to be produced bythe Blackf'riars at the University. Itwill be presented May 7, 8, 14 and 15,in Mandel hall. Among the morning grasses where the PHI BETA KAPPA INITIATESslow herds browse SEVEN IN ORGANIZATIONIn the open pastures �th the clover i ===============and the cows, I (;00c18 Caned J.'or and DeUTered(Continued from page 1) PRONE BLACK8TONB ...The mom�ng seems to flutter with the. '. .shy blrd's wings, over five grade points per major. Cyril I DeLuxe Cleamng ShopAnd the touch of morning lingers over 'I Vincent Lundvick has been in resi- I, Service-You Get It Here.all dewed things; dence for nine quarters. He has Te-11134 EAST FIFTY-FIFTH ST.Who can keep a sense of his habitual ceived credit for thirty-t�ree majors Cor. VDlve ... lt,. A ..... _4 II&Ia 8t.default and has a scholastic average of over I .Or his mind on his relation to the 4th grade points. ' CLASS" IFIED ADSstar-hung Vault".• Make Arrangements. for Dinner. I_The pewee IS calling in the t' IAnd the great .' d ?sage .ree, I Plans were discussed for the year I LOST-Looseleaf note, several daysare blowi 'Will sand httle wind« at the meeting yesterday. The execu- ago. Also a Phi Delta Upsilon ,Pin.ng over me, t' ·t .. _· ki R If' be!Taking time to ta h . ive comrm cee IS rna mg arrange- etum to n ormation ore ex-as they pass pte httle mallows ments for a dinner down town. It is ams. (81)A nd to linger 11 I . 1 planned to hold the banquet in theroommateof the (Plassa ovmg y the flowers, near future and invite all members W ANTED-A young lady �"" at once to share single rooms. ForAnd the flow f h ' and guests of the Beta chapter.. ers 0 t e goldenrod that I particulars phone Mid. 8156. . (82)qUIVcr at their touchAnd the smart-weed's blossoms that P id t J d A . t I FOR RENT - Warm, comfortabledo t rest en u son ppom s . I room in modern house. Suitable.no care so much. Higgins New Head Marshalo· fOJ" one or two. .Telephone HydePark 9813. 5850 Harper Ave. (80)1 can not seem to hold in mind a veryclear senseOf any grave h fteerea r, a stern, far MacGregor is a member of Betahence. I Th P' d . dTh . eta I an IS a stu ent representa-e VOICes of the men about the barn tive of the Noyes Scholarship founda-far-float, I ti on. (Continued from page 1)LOST-Pocketbook containing ma­triculation and a small amount ofmoney and other personally valueditems. Finder please return to In­formation office. (83) \f' .'... '•',Vi'".. .I, I:Why go into the crowded loop in cold'cars to do yourChdstmas shopping? We . have an' .excellent selection ofgiftsl this year which may help to solve your gift problem.I Will not -someihing in this listsatisfy your needs)Children's Books, carefully selected and wellillustrated.Gift Books-c-Ieather and cloth. .Leath�r Carrying Cases, Memo Books. 'Line A Day Diaries.University of Chicago Jewelry, consisting of spoons, pins, brooches, penknives, belt buckles, scarf pins, lavalieres, fobs, etc.Blacl\ Hawk, Prairie, Rainbow, Sunset and other divisional jewelry for boyswho were in service.Leather Key Holders.KOdaks and Kodak Books.Fountain Pens in Gift Boxes.Eversharp Pencils.Christmas Stationery.Card Cases, Memory Books. Corona Typewriters.Pennants and Pillows.1920 Calendars, Desk Calendars.Christmas Cards, Stickers, etc.Paper Knives and Book ·Ma·�ks.Address Books, Blotter Pads. :Sealing W;ax in' Ch�is6inas Boxes.II; ,• "I: ,,'Many other gifts at surprisirlgiy lou: prices.Come here for a quiet 'sei�ction�' ' 'University of 'Chicago' Bookstores. 5802 ELLIS AVENUEand Room 106 Blaine HallEve r y Tuesday,Thursday, Satur­and Sunday Even­ings and .Sunday, Afternoons.,Where good Musicand a WonderfulFloor make it anEnjoyable Event.We respectfully in ..I( vite your Patron ..�4tr., .D���G� I II:J STARTS,,� AlSP.M.� arct:L, 'STONY ISLAND AVE. AT 69TH ,ST.• �is ad will be accepted for One Free Ladies' Admission!I. Of tny Tuesday or Thursday Evening duringthe month. anuary. LET'S GOI 'l�' DO ,IT NOV\!Make Your New Year's Eve Reservationsfor the. new .Woodlawn,' Cafe, ,!, I ,'. •Cottage Grove A venue-sat Sixty-third,LDON'T WAIT UNTIL THE ELEVENTH HOURNow Is the Time�--Do It NowCall up Wentworth 3967 and ask for Mr. MoranEVERY NITE IS A BIG NITE AT THE NEWWoodlawn CafeAnd bY',the Way---Are You a Member ofThe Woodlawn Indoor Yacht Club?IF NOT---WHY NOTTom Kelly is the Admiral of this social aggregation of merrymakers who holdtheir week to week celebrations EVERY WEDNESDAY NITE at THENEW WOODLAWN CAli'E. No initiation fees-,-No dues. Meet Tomface to face and get a membership card. Everybody is WELCOME to attendthese popular WEDNESDAY NITE SPECIALS. Music by Jack Balfe andhis celebrated YACHT CLUB ORCHESTRA. 'And lest you forget we' say it yet-MAKE YOUR NEW YEAR'S EVE RESERVATIONS NOWThe 'New Woodlawn CafeCottage Grove Avenue··.At Sixty·third(HARRY]. KAVANAUGH, Pres. JAS. "\tV. MORAN, Gen. Mgr.MORRIS' S. SILVER, Directing Amusement RepresentativeMerry" Xmas! Merry Xmas'!THE FAMOUSGet the Touraine Habit It Is the Best Habit to get·has been 0'0 saleat theREYNOLDS CLUBandUNIVERSITY BOOKSTOREduring the month of DecemberHAVE YOU TRIED ONE ?---IF NOT, DO-­THEY ARE GOOD, \, I12 ", ","\ " - .". , 'TRE:" -DAILY' "MAROUl'f' ')THO�SDPj<' b�ctMBm J 8, 1'9.1 9... :=ss=. .� •• ,: ';: " ,_.� H_ •• ',' ....;,I'I, . ����������������������������������������@��������� MOSER ii- SHORTHAND I� �I COLLEGE I� �I (Enrolling only high school graduates) I� �� �I� announces III�the seventh special. intensive, complete stenographic �� I �� and secretarial course, open only to university gradu- IIII ates and undergraduates, given personally by Mr. fI� �II Moser, during the Winter Quarter, 1920. '(ja1'!uary, fI� February, and March.) I� iil For particulars regarding this course or the equiv- IIII alent regular six months' course, write, telephone, or . �� . �� call on ' .�II I� i'I PAUL MOSER, J. D., Ph. B� EDNA M. BU�CRLER,. A. B� I,� �I Twelfth Floor, Lake Vie� Building' -;II 116 South Michigan Avenue It i '(Opp. Art Institute) 'Iiiii �II Central 5158 II� iI "A Business College with a University- AtmosPh�re.'" __ I���������������������������������������������������'jI, IIIf r�,, ;'1