...... ,. r, ,rat aroonVol. 17. No. 114 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MAY 23, 1919 '"Price 5 CeatsMAROONS PLAN TO I DRAMATIC CLUB NOT TO 'TICKET SALESMENMAKE ILLINOIS DAY I PRESENT ORIGINAL PLAYS I WIll. MEET TODAYREAL CELEBRA nON' Cancel Spring----;:forman�e_Hold TO MAKE REPORTS" I '!\Iccting and Party for Aetive andI' Ass�iate Members Sunday to ElectExpect To Make Killing To- Xt'w Officers.morrow With Old Time . ,I The Dramatic club will 'not presenti the group of three original plays which: it was announced would be given thePAGE AND NINE OPTIMISTIC . cf'tcrnoon of May 29. The Blackfriarset will occupy the Mandel stage untilJune 7, when the final performance Ticket salesmen for the Inter-class The dinner will begin at 6 andof "The Naughty Nineties" will be pre- Hop will meet today at chapel hour in much preparation is being made forsen ted before the alumni. its success. It will be followed by theCobb 12A to repor+ on the progress t' t 7 M Roderick P tt·As one of the three selected plays . mee mg a • rs. en ea ie,would have been impossible to produce they have made in selling bids for the I and alumna of the University will beon any stage smaller than Mandel and dance. . th� principle speaker. The upperthere was no certainty that another The University as a whole has not class counsellor movement will be thetheatre could be procured, it was de- been supporting the committee as"Well subject for general discussion andcided to postpone the production ofas was expected, and there are still suggestions are looked for from allthe original plays till next f�ll, when women. One hundred Universfty,wo-many tickets unsold. For this reason. 'they wiI be given in conjunction with men and twenty hostesses have beenthe one act plays which will be pre- Harry McCosh, general chairman ur invited to be present. The names ofsented at that time. the arrangements, has called the the hostesses will be announced later.Support and Crowd.. Games TomorrowBaseball:. Illinois VS. Maroons, StaggField, 1 :45.Track: Illinois' vs, Maroons, StaggField, 3.With the proper support from thesidelines tomorrow afternoon, the Ma­roons are going to do their best tomake Illinois day a real celebration.�inoiS' day in the past has been thebig event of the outdoor season, andtomorrow will be the first time since'the war that the special mini day hasbeen on the program. The competi­tion will be up to the old standard,and there is hope that the crowd alsowill be of the old size.Director Stagg admits that his teamis not the favorite for the track meet,but he believes that the best effortsof the Maroons will be capable of win­ning if everything goes right. Ac­cording to the dope, l11inois -is about25 points better than Chicago, but themargin in some of the events is soalight that the Maroons may be ableto reverse the results. ..Mr. Page and his ball club, on theother hand, are not willing to admitthat the mini have anytbing on themin anY' way. They claim that whateveradvantage there is is with them. - Theywant to knock Mr. Wrobke out of thebox, or whoever it is the Illini start.The Maroons had batting practiceagainst "Shorty" Des Jardiens yes­terday, and knocked the ball all overStagg field. They expect to do thesame thing tomorrow.Pat may shake up his infield some­wha� but will put no r.ew men in.Hinkle is likely to go to first base,fl'Om short, while Curtiss will be taken.Off the base and put in "Tony's" posi­tion..'..."0..'..I. f'-Mrs. George Goodspeed will be theguest of the Ida Noyes Advisorycouncil at a dinner Monday. The fol­lowing new members have gone intoofFice, replacing Seniors who are with­drawing: Ellen Gleason, Margaret'taylor, Elizabeth Brook, Dorothy Ed­wards, Martha Behrendt and FayeMillanl. class, He wants a new world, and :\new status in the new world. Hislife must be of a finer quality andtexture."Carrying out the idea developed inher address yesterday, Mrs. Andersonwill speak again this afternoon at 4 :30in C1�cs on "The Theory of theBritish Labor Party." I HOLD FINAL FEDERATION I "NAUGHTY NINETIES"MEETING NEXT TUESDAY l WILL BE REPEATEDDinner to Precede Gathering in Ida i TONIGHT IN MANDFJ..Noyes HaU-Mn. RotIerieJ5.·Peat�t __Will Speak-Invite One HundreJ IBids For Interclass Hop Are Women.__ , Final Performance to be GivenNot Selling As Well As I Tomorrow-Y. M. C. A.The Federation of University Wo-Expected. men will close its activities for this Holds Quadrangle Fete. �. - .,..quarter with a general council meet-ABANDON FRATERNITY BOOTHS ing and dinner in Ida Noyes next Tues- ABBOTT IS PLE�SED WITH SHOWday.AnnollDce Contest For Sale.The federation is desirous of de-sive that it is necessary � know the ciding on its seal, 8Ild has announce-that win be a seal contest, which wJ1l begin nextweek, and is open to all women. Stu-Plan Several,Chanles in Hop. (COfttiaud em pag. 4>Several changes have been made in ·ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION IS:__.W-:�lWISE�.�N8TITUTIONIN·CHAPEL HOUR MEETINGPlaas N..... Being Made for AnaaaISpring B ..... t in Ida NoyesBaIL"The worker is determined to haveindustrial as WE'll as political democra-'cy now that the war is over," said -:Meg •MarY McA:rthur Anderson, secretaryof the Trade Union League of CreatBritain, in an open lecture in Classics10 yesterday at 4 :30. "They have en­countered many / difficulties duringthe war, and now they want to besatisfied."The subject of Mrs. Anderson's ad­dress was "What Happened to BritishIndustry During the War." "Wemust rebuild not only industry butsociety as a whole," she said, "and wemust rebuild from the very founda­tions. The most important matter con-mBBERS IN DEKE MANSION ' neeted with this reconstruction is theKNOCK .HOW ARD HALES OUT production and distribution of wealth.For five years Great Britain bas been'Howard Hales was hit on the head producing for destructive purposes.aDd several other Dekes were as Now she must' have increased produc­slightly hurt last Wednesday night tion per unit of the population. Laborwhen robbers broke into the Deke man- must improve in efficiency and in willsion. Brave Howie heard them stir- to produce to the maximum of the in­ring around down stairs and set forth dividual worker."to drive them forth, and did so, In conclusion, Mrs. Anderson spokethough he was knocked out and the again of the demands of British labor.rest of the Dekelbrothers did the driv- "The worker must have a fair shareing forth. Rumor hath it that a saxa- in the profits of his labor,", she said,phone was solen, though nobody seems "and he must have a radical reduc­to know whether that is what it was tion in his working hours. Also, theor not. Government should have a share inthe control of industry. The workerGIVE DINNER IN HONOR OF can not be satisfied either with a smallMRS. GEORGE GOODSPEED increase in his wages or \\;th a de­crease in the wealth of the middleThe plays which were to have been meeting today. The decorations forgiven this quarter were the winners in the hop are so elaborate and expen­the play writing contest held by thedramatic club. 'They were "Yes, exact amount of moneyPennybroke," by Arthur Ashenhurst, available."The Taker-In," by James Gilbert,(C07Itm1Ud Oft fJ4I1. 4)"WORKERS DEMAND NEW_INDUSTRI�L .DEM.OCllAC.Y.� .,' -the .plans for ,the -hop.,-Instead-of'fol-,SA YS ENGLISH' LEcrURER lowing the original plan of having in-dividual -booths decorated by each fra-Mrs. Mary McArthur Anderson TalksOn British Industry Daring War temity, there will be just two big�peaks Today. booths, one for the freshmen andsophomores at the south end of thegymnasium, and another for juniors The W. A. A. will meet today atand seniors at the north end. A large chapel hour in Cobh 12A to vote onbooth for patrons and patronesses win the revised constitution. Every membe located along the side of the gym_ ber has been urged to be there to votenasi urn. The decorations will be very on the changes. It is important thatelaborate, and will be made by the the constitu�on be considered beforeChicago Toy company. Pillars and the end of the quarter.streamers will be placed around the The annual ·W. A. A. Spring ban­gymnasium below tlie runniDg traer quet will be given Thursday, June 5,The Inter-class hop is the prbieipal at 6 in Id8. -Noyes hall. Tickets aresocial event of the quarter, and every now on sale and may be procured fromstudent who is able to has been asked any member of the ticket commit1;eeto support it by ,buying a ticket. The Edith West is general chairman ofprice of the tickets is $2.50, with ten the banquet, and Ruth Huey is inper cent war tax. charge of the tickets.The hop will be iriformal, men wear- The members of the ticket commit-ing white' flannel trousers and dark tee are: Edna Cooper, Helen SuIz­coats and women summer dresses. berger, Julia Kreitzer, Jean Pickett,Cope Harvey's nine-piece orchestra, Damaris Ames, Esther McLaughlin,under the direction of George Konehar, Virginia Lee,. Fay Millard, Merle Ir­will furnish the music. There will be win, Alpha Kelsey, Helen Palmer,fifteen dances and five extras. Dane- Alice Johnstone, Marion Norcross,ing will be from 9 till 2. The grand Beth Uphaus, Marthea Behrendt, andmarch will start at 9 and will be led, Katharine Clark.by the class leaders appointed by theUndergraduate council. "This banquet is one of the most im­portant events of the Spring quarter,"WEATHER FORECAST. said Edith West, yesterday, "and forProbahl f· d btl this reason we are anxious to have ally al� �n somew a wann- the women attend. This is an annualH; moderate Winds, mostly northerly. I It . d h ged mak=============== I a air, an we ave mana to eTHE DAILY MAROON the affair this year better than anyBULLETIN II' other that has ever been given. _ I hopethat every women in this UniversityToday buys a ticket and comes."Divinity chapel, 11 :15, Haskell.Public lecture. 4 :30, Classics 10.TomorrowMeetings of University Ruling Bed­ies, Harper En.Board of Physical Culture. 9.Faculty of the Scheel of Commerceand Administration, 10.Illinois Day: University BaseballGame.Dames club, 3, Ida Noyes.Czech dab, 5:15, Ida Noyea. Professor Robertaon Speaks.Prof. C. H. Robertson will deliveran address Sunday moming at theHyde Park Baptist church, on the im­pressions and observations that hegathered in China and Russia duringa nineteen-month visit abroad. Allstudents of the University have beeninvited to attend the lecture. The third performance of "TheNaughty Nineties," and annual Black­friar ,production, will be given tonightat 8:15 in Mandel. The show will- berepeated for the last time for the gen­eral public tomorrow night.In collaboration with the show, theY. M. C. A. will conduct a repetitionof the Quadrangle fete that was heldthe first two nights of the play. The• Iproceeds from the fete will be usedto help defray the expenses of theUniversity delegates to the Lake Gen­eva conference. <,Abbot Satisfied With Play."I have been more than pleased withthe excellent work done by the castand chorus in this, production," .saidFrank Breekinridga, who bas been In,complete charge of the' Show since the .departure of Hamilton Coleman, theproducer of the show. "The Univer­sity students have been most generousin the support of the production, andhave enabled us to give a better andmore elaborate show this year thanever before. We have been most for­tunate with the seat sale. While themajority of seats have been given outfor both nights, there are still a fewgood ones remaining for the two per­formances. I want to emphasize es­pecially the fact that tomorrow ni�htis the last performance for the pub­lic, so that those who desire to seethe best show for years, should gettheir tickets in a rush."Several features have been plannedfor the fete. two long booths will beconstructed, and practically the samerefreshments will be sold that wereon sale in the Quadrangle fete. Mar­ion Creyts has been placed in chargeof obtaining women for the salesbooths, and Frank Madden and ElmerDonahue are in charge of the sales.The booths will be constructed byHarry Williams. Chorus men of theBlackfriars production �Il help withUte se1Jin�.PANHELLENIC COUNCIL TOMEET NEXT TUESDAY AT7:30 IN REYNO�DS CLUBThe last meeting of the Inter-fra­ternity council will be held next Tues­day at 7:30 in the Reynolds' club.Harold Walker, the new president,says it is imperative that every fra­ternity be represented as importantbusiness will be transacted.Frank McNair, the president of theAlumni council, will be present to ex­plain the new program of the Inter­fraternity Sing which will be changedthis year. Drawings for places wmalso take place. Reports will be maderegarding relays and tennis matches,and plans \\;11 be formulated for thebig smoker on June 3.'�r2 TaE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 23, 1919 _-w � it 1 _ and never more disregarded. The! 100 MEN COMPETE I ants will be compared with the total velt the Panama Canal, Under Taft'1 4p t a i y a r n n n Dramatic club really should imbibe a ! IN MASs ATHLETICS II of the other schoo� to decide the win- was the series of Nicauraguan inci-little undergraduate pep. I,' CONTEST a. 'T ST a. 'GG ncr, Many good perfonnances were1 den.ts.. Even under Wilson .we seizedThe Student Newspaper of the oft. ftUniversity of Chicago i I made yesterday. I Hal�l by means of war Without de-PROPER REVISION. claring war.Published mornings. except Saturday, 200 Must Take Part Before I STARR ."'ITACKS SOUTHSunday and Monday, during the Au- Announcement by the managers uf , � Itumn, Winter and Spring quarters, the Inter-class Hop that fraternity Meet Can Count in Con- I AMERICAN POLICIES OF University Dames Will Meet.by the Daily Maroon CJmpany. booths will be eliminated at the 1919 ference. i WASHINGTON GOVERNMENTspring formal comes as a satisfaction I Miss Lundegrin will speak at aed I I A' li . rd I meeting of the University Dames to-to those who object. at the somewhat FRATERNITIES CONTEST TODAY I m�rlcan po icres towa centrafvudal form ofl decoration planned . America were attacked yesterday by morrow at 3 in Ida Noyes hall.'John E. Joseph , Managing EditorJohn Ashenhurst News Editor There will be large booths, decorated I More than a hundred men competed: Prof. Starr in his lecture to the worldI> F'} ki N Ed' by the fraternities, but assigned to the I in the mass athletics meet on Stagg I problems forum. Nicaragua was char-... ose ISC 1 In •••..••• • ews ItOI'H In various classes. The plan is really. Field yesterday, and good perform-I acterized as the "nastiest in charactere en Ravitch News Editor IHoward Beale Ass't. News Editor more in keeping with an all- Univer- ances were the rule in all the e\'ents.land filthiest in blood because of its con-William Morgenstern .Athlctic Editor slty, supposedly democratic affair. Fra- There will be several opportunities to- tact with Americans in the gold rush."IJ B· I N· h Ed' tcrnities will gather together, as al- day for men who are not letter win-I Costa Rico is the greatest of the Cen--iarry Ir( � Ig t It01'E t 1:" ib '-T' ht Ed' ways, but not in private booths. The ners to compete. The total number of I: tral American republics, according to.. rnes r 1'1 OUl'g •••.•• ..� Ig ItOI'If I I FI" t D L"" Iit Hop managers are to be congratulated II competitors must be over 200. or the !. Prof. Starr, but American interfe!"-:IC lal'( Ill. • • • • • • . • • • ay .1' .. ( 1 orH b t H lID E lit on the change; more power to them ',',. results of the meet will not count in " cnce. is bringing about a had state of('1' C1' U It' ..•..• _ • • ay ,( I orEdward Waf'ul Day Editor and may they have a good crowd, be- : the conference .. Coach Page, who is I affairs. ;Harold Stansbury .. Features Editor cause the Hop is going to be a real i handling the meet, believes that there I, Prof. Starr went on to say that he :\'·01 1> tl A' t E lit dance. ',: will be more than the required number. I hoped Carranza kept out of the hands I,' 1 a .0 1 .•••••.• SSOCIa e (I orReporters i Fraternities and various organiza- of the New York bankers but that he iJ. C. Cekan, Maxine Davis, Rozella Cosmopolitan Club To :\I('et. : tions will compete today, and the mem-I was afraid h .. , would not he able to fio IHirschfeld, Rose Frances Kramer, --- I bers of the freshman teams will also i so. :Irma Lundburir, )Iary :Mil1igan, Jane The> Cosmopolitan club will mect : tackle the events of the pantathalon, I He said that it made no difference;)lorganthau, It S. Star-r, Sunday at 2 in the club house at 604:3 There will be officials on the scene at I who had power in Washington, wheth- IUniver-sity avenue. The business will 10, 11�45, and 4:.t5. The 100-yd. daSh,' er democratic 01· republican, our careerconsist of the final reading of the new the 50-y(I. low hurdles, high jump, of aggression goes on. Beginningconstitution and elections of officers I broad jump, and shot are the events'jl with l\IcKinlcy we seized Cuba, theGrant Mears ..... Business Manager for the next year. The total points made by the contest- Phillipines, Porto Rico. Under Roose-I .Henry Pringle . Advert ising Manage!"EDITORIAL DEPARTME�TThe Staff.� ,I BlTSI�ESS DEPARTl\IE�TThe StaffKeith Kindred .. Circulation ManagerEdmund Eichengrecn, Asst. Adv. 1\Igt·.Laurence Tibbits Asst. Cir. Mgl·." �. Entered as second class mail at theChicago postoffice, Chicago, Illinois,March 13, 1906, under the act ofMarch 3, 1873.SUBSCRIPTION RATESCalled for, $2.50 a year; $1.00 aquarter.By Carrier, $:J.OO a year; $1.25 aquarter. .>By Mail (city), $3.50 a year; $1.50 Ia quarter.By Mail (out of, town), $4.25 ayear; $1.75 a quarter.Editorial Rooms Ellis 12Telephone Midway 800, Local 162Hours: 11:00-11:50; 12:25-6; 7-8Business Office Ellis HTelephone Midway 800, Local 162FRIDAY, MAY 23, 1919TEl\fPERMENT.The Dramatic-club of the Universityof Chicago seems to be undergoing asevere attack of temperament, char­acterized by an extreme lassitude.Announcement in another part of thisissue makes known that the Springplays have been canceled, reasonsgiven that the Blackfriars set willoccupy the only available stage-Man­del hall-until June 7, and that afterthat date, the plays could not be pro­duced.No doubt the reason should be satis­factory, except that at this date, May23, the club' had made no preparationto present the Spring plays. And thedate originally set early in the quarterwas May 29, in the afternoon. If Man­del hall has been spoken for when theplay date was decided, there wouldhave been no conflict. The Friarswould have struck the set, and theclub would have its stage, if the Rey­nolds club stage is too small.Inside information brings forth thefact that the club has had but onemeeting since the beginning of thequarter. Plans ami revision of plansseem to have been taken care of bvthe minority of the club. _ Consequen;­Iy the work has been heaped upon thoshoulders of a few and advice and co­operation have been lacking. Thereare no Spring plays. No one personis to blame; the club a� a unit is atfault.The Dramatic club is too valuableand too good an organization to fallasleep. There is mater-ial a-plenty,and desire a-plenty to help outon the productions by other mcm­hers of the club. Internally, The DailyMaroon has been given to understandthe Dramatic club is harmonious andambitious for better things. 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Market Street, one door south of Van Buren StreetSTORE FLOORBRING THIS AD WITH YOUCity Dept. Open Daily 8 a. m. to 6 p. m. Saturdv: 8 a. m. to 7:30 p. m. Lnu=]]B=, ... , ..,. I - ,� �··'.'1....THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 23,1919 s-----------,..-- --�. ---,-- - ---IF IT'S DANCING Y'MEAN I a mean party this afternoon from 4 tiee up and get a few pointers. It'�THAT'S JUST WHAT THE to ,6 in Ida. Among the prominent really shameful the way some of ourJUNIORS SHINE IN BEST members of the class who have prom- girls have fqrgotten how to balance-- ised to be on hand (or on foot- a tea cup. But don't quote me."Lower Seniors to Put Old Lady Terp-I either is corect) is Eliakim Hastings Harper reading, writing, and restsiehore in Shade at Tea Hop. I Moore, the Third, of the track squad. room will be closed during the partyI Otherwise, the dancing will not be un- for lack of patronage.Old Lady Terpsichore herself has! comfortable.nothing on tbe J uniors when they get "Refreshments by Harvey," was the ANNOUNCE PROGRAM OFunder way. They are going to toss stypic remark of James Mount Nicely, GYM-DEPARTMENT FORchairman of the social committee, al- REMAINDER OF QUARTER: though president of the Y. M. C. A.,Harry Mitchell 1 when approached (not too closely to Freshman and Sophomore BaseballI be dignified) by a Maroon reportress. Teams Compete Today-Field Dayi The only regrettable thing about Held June ".the tea fight is that Jap King will notbe able, to come. He is going to stayhome to wash out his tennis trousers: for the Blackfrlars performances and• the Interclass Hop. The Zeta Bats,threaten to absent themselves also.i They have to keep in shape for the: Reynolds club struggle tonight."Greenwood will be out in force;'said Frances Henderson. "We are go­ing to spill a little the dansant our-come out and root for their teams.selves next week and we want to prac- After the game, Miss Gertrude Dud-ley,' head' of the gymnasium depart­ment, will entertain the teams at apicnic supper on the Ida Noyesgrounds.The second baseball championshipgame, between Junior and Senior col­lege women, will be played next Wed­nesday at 3 :20 on Woodlawn field.Junior-Senior college swimmingmeet will be held on Tuesday, June3 at 4:30.The annual Field day program willbe given' in Woodlawn field on Wed­nesday" June 4, at 4. This programwill include the third championshipbaseball game between the Junior andSenior college teams. The finals innewcomb ball and long ball will be,Played. There will be field and trackevents, English country dances andrythmic dances.On Thursday, June 5, the annualbanquet will be given in Ida Noyesgymnasium. At that time the honorswill be awarded to winning contes-SUITS MADETO ORDER· Only $35.00 MONROEEXTRA PAm OF PANTS I AtDlENEW-FREE WITH EVERY SUIT .1 RRO'W'�arry Mitchell, COLLAR16-18 E. Jackson Blvd. I auett.P,aboJg:&�!�!::�Between Statt: and Wabuh. Chicalro•will findall three flavorsIn the sealedpackaSes-but lookfor the· nameWRIGLEYSbecause It Is w)u�protection .uaiDStInferior Imitations.Just as the sealedpackUe Is protec­tion alalast im·purity.SEALED TIGHTKEPT RIGHTTheFlavorLasts! The gymnasium department an­nounced its schedule for the remainderof the quarter. The Freshman andSophomore baseball teams will playon Woodlawn field today at 3:30. Fol­lowing this game, the first of the threechampionship baseball games will beplayed at 4 :20 between the J unior andSenior' college women on Woodlawnfield. All women have been urged totants and teams.To Give Beach Party Toni�ht.The Graduate committee of theLeague will give a beach party to­night. All who wish to attend havebeen asked to meet at 5 :30 in Ida­Noyes hall. Tickets may be obtainedfrom Helen Walker in Foster hall, orin the League room.University Dames Will Meet.There will-be a meeting of the Uni­versity Dames tomorrow at three inIda Noyes hall.The right candy­From the right man­To the right girl-If YOU send HER-McANANY &: FINIGAN.1201 E. 55th SLPhone Midway 108H. J. SCHULTE,1501 E. 55th SLPhone Hyde Park 206DREXEL PHARMACY,901 E. 55th SLPhone Midway 1410A. J. 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Michigan Avc.,Chicago, IllinoisWithout obligating me in any way. please send full informationregarding course checked below:D COMPLETE (Ten Months) SECRETARIALCOURSE (Beginning September 2. 1919)D THREE MO�THS INTENSIVE COl7RSE(July, August, September)oDD or(October, November, December)REGULAR SIX :MONTHS STENOGRAPHICCOURSE (Beginning any Monday)ACCOUNTING COURSE(Beginning any Monday)NAME ........................................................•.•.ADDRESS .(DM)...... .!.., . � 1 �'--�'�--��--�����----�__ �� �""""""""""""�"""��"" __._. __.�:-.- •. --------��---.-,-.-,------�---.. ,--.�--�4 \THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 23, 1919Our staff is still taking possession,We may say in passing disgression,John's swept the floorAnd bolted his <loor-The women are still his obsession!DR.BIAH.MR. BVRGESS: If a man says h­is going to quit drinking. how can youtell whether he will or not.Frank Priebe (getting his foot init): Oh, you can tell easily enoughfrom your own expe rience.Mr. Burgess: Well, suppose Ishould say, "I am �oing to quit drink-ing!" Would you belie v o me': IFrank Priebe (getting both feet j:l Iit): If you said it that way, I would­n't.THE Phi Gums had a bar at thc.rsmoker (only soft drinks of course).Waful wobbled out the front doormournfully singing "Crossing theBar."THE Y. M. C. A. is to hold a fetein conjunction with Blackf'riars. Wehope Y. M. C. A. men look as muchif not more like young ladies thanthe chorus does.CLARENCE C. D. E. F. G. Brownought to look cute in a ballet outfit.DEAN ANGELL tried out some in­telligence, tests on the audience as­sembled at the League meeting yes­terday, but as the audience was com­posed largely of women the testsfailed to -- well; why should we goon in such painful theme?ANENT resolutions, we expect tohear the Kent Mathematical societydeclaim against Bolshevism or freebeer or some kindred subject in thenear future.SOMEBODY told us he hoped hewould like the courses at the C. & A.banquet better than he liked the oneshe was served with four days a weekin Cobb.A YOUTHFUL psychologist discov­ered that he associated July 1 witha dark brown taste, and on telling'the teacher so, felt assured that itwould also be associated with red atthe end of the quarter.,F Al\IOUS LAST LINES.Thisuns on me.Anon.DRAMATIC CLUB NOT TOPRESENT ORIGINAL PLAYS(Continued [rom page' 1)and "The Little Dream," by Eliza­beth Brown.The Dramatic club will hold a jointmeeting and supper party �ext Sun­day at 4 at the home of Carol Mason,5715 Woodlawn Avenue. Both asso­ciate and active members are invitedand should notify Margaret Haggottat Foster hall if they intend to bepresent. Officers for the cominz vearwill be elected.HOLD FINAL FEDERATIONMEETING NEXT TUESDAY(Continued from p(l!J� 1)dents interested in the contest. arcasked to send their names and sugges­tions to Eleanor Atkins."This is the last m('('ting of thoFederation this quarter," said HelenThompson, general chairman. "\V ....are anxious to have as many womenas possible attend this meeting, anrlarc especially anxious to have all Sen­ior women present. We hope that thewomen wil1 come prepared to giv(' suggestions forthe work of -the f('de�'-l CLASSiFiED Ai:)S�-- i LOST-Waltham watch, Friday, Cobbation next your; The discussion of the I 7C. Return to Maroon office. He-upper-class councillor rnovcment! 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