.- � ... ,..The Publicity and Program com­mittees for the Interclass hop willmeet today at 11:16 in Cobb 12A."Vol. 17, No. 107 "'. ,at . '.,.aroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MAY 9, 1919 Price 5 Centstwo thousand, the seating capacity ofBartlett. Young musicians who have been inBecause of the many people who symphony orchestras throughout thewere unable to get tickets for the country and who have recently re-Games Tomorrow: Galesworthy lecture, and because this turned from war service will make' upPurdue baseball team at Chicago, service is one when the President con- the greater part of the orchestra1 :45. siders it especially important that the which will play for the "NaughtyWisronsin track team at Chicago, 3. students, faculties and families of the Nineties," to be given by Blackfriarsmen in whose honor the service is be- May 16, 17, 23, and 24 in Mandel hall.ing held, should all have tickets, only Mr..J. Beach Cragun, the leader ofone ticket will be granted to each ap- the orchestra, has spent much time inplicant. These tickets will bear the selecting these young musicians.owner's name and will be nontrans- Among the members of. the orchestraferable. will be Wendell Hoss, who played theTickets Given Out Monday. hom with the Chicago symphony or-Applications for tickets are still chestra and who was conductor of thebeing received at the President's of- 'Great Lakes symphony orchestra; AI­fice. On Saturday the committee in bert Hoxie, who played the oboe incharge will consider' the applications, the San Antonio symphony orchestraconference baseball standing, but the and prepare the tickets so that they and who was in' the army; and threeltlaroons are giving them competition will be ready for distribution on 1\Ion- men from the Philadelphia Harmonicfor the place. Chicago should win to- day. symphony orchestra who have recentlymorrow, however, as Page's men have Harrisen M. Wild will lead the returned from the service. In addi­been playing a fair brand of ball, de- Apollo club's presentation of Verdi's tion to these, men from the Chicagoanite their three defeats. The Boiler- 0 h t d f d t..... Requiem. Four distinguished soloists, pera ore es ra an rom own- ownmakers are 'not a good club, as their \ th t h b d T .two men and two women, will assist ea res ave een secure .. WO VIO-standing gives evidence, and the Chi- the Apollo club. Their names will be linists from the Minnesota symphonycago, nine has abUity if it could get announced next week. In addition, orchestra and a harpist from Milwau­started. ,.the. Chicago SympJrony o,r�e8tra will kee will be other musici� _in_the"Pritz" �1er··wnl-PHda; �"��':l_1 �d-rn··tJie:.musje. � _- _.. .orches� -. .--.WILL PLAY FIRSTHOME BASEBALLGAME TOMORROWMeet Purdue If Weather ManPermits-Wisconsin Run­ners Also ScheduledWET COURTS PREVENT TENNISGames. Today:Ohio State tennis team' at Chicag�,3:15.Provided the deluge is sidetracked,Maroon fans will have an opportunityto see the first home baseball 'game ofthe year, and the first outdoor start ofDirector Stagg's track men tomorrow.Ohio State is scheduled to appear onthe university courts this afternoon,but it is unlikely that the match canbe played.Purdue has the lowest berth in thet,•..,t. "Fritz" Crisler, the champion hardluck pitcher of the conference, w111start and finish the slab work forChicago. Crisler has pitched threefine games this, year, and lost both ofthem because the rest 9f the teamcommitted boners. The last bumpcame Wednesday,' when two wildthrows put the Illini in a position to:score two runs, and win the game ."Wisconsin cinder path men are to­tal unknowns, and are likely to stillbe without fame after the meet. TheCardinals scored a few points in theindoor conference, but are no matchfor Stagg's athletes, � far as the ad­vance dope goes. �e Wisconsin tea�may have some new stars in the fieldevents, especially the javelin and dis­cus, but the Midway strength in theruns will offset the points scored here.Cinder Track is Soft.Every man on the team is in goodshape, especially the distance men,who are tearing around the track infast time. The track is soft, andthere w�n be no exceptional work to­morrow as a result, but the Maroonsare capable of close to record-breakingperformances on' a fast track.�.«�', Moulton Will Speak Sunday... Professor Moulton of the depart­ment of Astronomy will speak Sun­day at 7 before the Sunday Eveningclub of the Bohemian Settlementhouse, 1831 South Racine avenue. Hissubject will be "The Application ofScience to Warfare." All Universitystudents have been invited to hearProf. Moulton.CommittHS to Meet Today.I,, and chorus very effectively."Students Who Will Sell Friars Music Announcement of the writers of theto Meet at 11 :20 inwords and lyrics of the"Naughty Nine-ties" has been made by Bradley Hall,score manager Edward E. WafulDorothy Hough, who is in charge of· ---the sale of scores for Blackfriars, has has written the lyrics and Louis Tilden All copy for the 1919 Cap and Gownasked that aU women who are to sell the music for "Dromedary"; Richard has gone to press and the book will(Continued on page 4)TICKETS FOR MEMORIALSERVICE ISSUED MONDAYApplications for Seats Still BeingReceived at President's Office. Tic­kets Nontransferable and Limitedto Two Thousand.Tickets fOI' the memorial serviceson May 18, at 4, will be issued nextMonday to those who have' appliedfor them at the President's offi�.The number of tickets is limited toSpecial �ention Given Heroes,Most important on the program willbe the mentionof each. of the men whofell in the war. President Judson will(COAtift .. d 071 fNJII. 4)DOROTHY HOUGH CALLSMEETING TODAY OF ALLWOMEN TO SELL SCORESHarper MH.�hem meet today at 11 :20 in HarperMil. The purpose of the meeting isto decide on which nights the differentwomen will sell scores."It is a most important meeting,and it is absolutely necessary that allthe women attend it. It is quite pos­sible that those who do not attend t\Lemeeting will not be permitted to sellthe scores, for all arrangements mustbe made at once," said DorothyHough, yesterday. The list of womenwho have .been selected to see thescores follows:Arline Falkenau, Dorothy Lardner,Gladys Gonion, Madeline Lyndon,Florence Fake, Lillian Richards, Con­stance Bruce, Loretta Lamb, HelenDrh·cr, Katherine Frost, KatherineLlewelyn, Lydia Hinckley, JosephineGamble, Katherine Clark.Edith West, Julia Kreitzer,. Flor­ence Falkenau, Eleanor Atkins, Mar­garet Long, Edyth Flack, HelenThompson; Georgina Burtis, JosephineParker, Ellen Gleason, Elizabeth Wil­liford,. Louise MacNeal, Ruth Huey,Cathenne Nellegar, Wilma Metzer,Jean Knight, Elizabeth Burnham,Dorothy Heiss, Ruth Genzberger,Rose Fischkin, Doris Mat1in, BuelBurke, Beatrice Marks, Kate BirkhoffFlorence Cameron and Marion Ll�welyn. The Federation of UniversityWomen has set aside Sunday as theofficial University calling day. Onthis day all the women living inboarding houses between CottageGrove and Stony Island avenues andFifty-fifth and Sixty-third streets willbe visited by other members of theorganization.More than three hundred womenlive in boarding houses in this dis­trict, and the federation is anxiousthat they should all be called on.Women who wish to be callers havebeen asked to come up to the federa­tion headquarters in Ida Noyes hallbetween � and 5 .today and receivethe names of the women they are tocall on. Each women will probablyreceive the names of two or threestudents living within a short distanceof each other, so that it will be easyto make the rounds. Those women wholive i� the district bounded above andwho do not wish to be called on havebeen asked to leave their names."We hope to make calling day anestablished' University tradition," saidHelen Thompson, general chairman ofthe federation, yesterday. "This is apart of our general policy of estab­lishing· a more social spirit at theUniversity, and we hope that a greatmany women will signify their inter­est by'. volunteering to - be callers;He�ter we hope to make May Daythe official ealling : day. This year,This year's orchestra will be three however, it was impossible to usepieces I larger than the previous or- that date, but we want Sunday to be achestra. ,It will consist of twenty mu- red letter d8.y on the campus calen-EXPERT MUSICIANSENGAGED TO PLAYFOR FRIARS' SHOWCragun Spends Much TimeSelecting Orchestra-WillHave Twenty PiecesHave Big Orchestra This Year.sicians. "I have taken much time ingetting the various members. of theorchestra together," said Mr. Cragunyesterday, "and I am quite sure thatit will be able to accompany the castWEATHER FORECAST Federation Asks Students to Volun­teer to Call on Women in BoardingHouses -More Than Three. Hun-dred to be Visited. Members of Iron Mask Help--Fourteen departments will be rep­resented in the conference, which willbe' �eld today at 2:30. The Biologyand Agriculture conference, whichwas announced to be held in Mandel.will be held -in the Botony lectureroom.. A general session of the conferencewill be held tonight at 7:30 in Mandel. The orchestra of the Englewoodhigh school will provide music until 8.Two addresses will then be delivered.The first will be on "The Use of Applied Phases of Science in the 'High================' School Curriculum,"- by James E.COpy FOR CAP AND GOWN Annstrong, assistant superintendentALL IN AT LAST-BIG of the Chicago schools. FollowingBOOK TO BE OUT JUNE 15 this, Superintendent Chadsey will de-___ liver an address on "Some ProblemsSubseriptien Campaign Ends TOday- of Modem High Schools."Last Chance to Order YearBook With Added Features.SUNDAY TO BE OFFICIALUNIVERSITY CALLING DAY HELEN THOMPSONAPPOINTS WOMENTO ACT AS GUIDESFourteen Departments Rep­resented In ConferenceWILL HOLD GENERAL SESSIONFourteen women have been ap­pointed by Helen Thompson to act asguides for the cooperative school conference today. The competitive examinations for prize scholarships will beheld today from 9:30 to 12:30 inCobb. IThe women who were appointed toconduct the visitors around the campus are: Damaris Ames, KateSmith, Florence Fake, Katherine Sis­son, Shirley Schroeder, Edna .Eisendrath, Theresa Wilson, Fay Millard.Ellen Gleason, Beatrice Gilbert, Mar­garet Haggot, Marion White, andVera Friedlander. Members of theIron Mask, assisted by Frank Madden, will act as guides.Conference Is Held at 2:30.. """�Idar."be out June 5. The editors have beenrushing copy for the book to the l\'lake Change This Year.A change was made this year in themanner of entertaining the studentswho will participate in the examina­tions. Formerly it was the customto hold a mid-day reception andluncheon. It has been decided to--- printers for the past month, but, be- eliminate the entertainment this year.Cloudy and prObably showers; con-cause of numerous departments The students will be permitted to eattinned cool; moderate northeasterlywinds.THE DAILY MAROONBULLETIN.Today.Divinity chapel, 11 :15, Haskell.Thirty-First Educational Confer­ence:Scholarship Examinations, 9 :30Cobb 12A.Principals and Superintendents,10, Kent theatre.Departmental Conferences, 2:30.Supper for visiting Superintend­ents, Principals and Teachers,Ida Noyes.General Session, 8, Mandel.Tomorrow •Meetings of the University RulingBodies:Faculty and Conference of theDivinity school, 9, Office of theDean, Haskell.Faculty of the college of Arts,Literature and Science, 10,Harper E41.Faculties of the Graduate schools,II, Harper E41. which have not yet been printed anddetailed lithographic work, 'the Capand Gown will not be distributed untilthe early part of June.,The subscription campaign for theyear book ends today and all personswho have not as yet subscribed arecautioned to do SO if they wish abook. Cap and Gowns will not besold unless they have previously beensubscribed for. Those wishing tosubscribe today may do so in the Capand Gown office, Ellis 8.Among the special features are asection devoted to the S. A. T. C. andS. N. T. C. of last fall, including pic­tures of the various companies andsnapshops of the soldiers in forma­tion, a very attractive cover whichwill be something different than inany previous issue, and several pagesof clever snapshots of various stu­dents on the campus. The Rap andPound, which is the humorous sectionof the book, has been written in adefinite style instead of the free waywhich prevailed in the former isSUlSof the book. at Hutchinson and Ida Noyes commons, however, providing that theypay for their own meals. A bilnquetwill be held for the visiting superinten dents, principals, and teachers tonight, at 6, in Ida Noyes hall.WOMEN ASKED TO SIGN UPFOR ANNU,AL TOURNAMENTAll women who wish to .cnter theW. A. A. tennis tournament have beenrequested to sign up by Friday nighton the bulletin board in Ida Noyeshall. Florence Alcock, who is incharge of the tournament, has askedthat as many women as possible signup. All campus women are eligible. •UNIVERSITY WOMENRemember Sunday is CallingDay.Get the names of the studentsyou will visit at Federation head­quarters today.2 " "".,THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 9, 1919w�r aaily lOarnnn pointing out the places of interestaround the campus. And, if you areunacquainted with any of the highvisitors, as is likely to be the case,help in all ways possible. But, abovePublished mornings, except Saturday, all, do not forget to be courteous. IfSunday and Monday, during the Au- you are asked a question, at leasttumn, W inter and Spring quarters,by the Daily Maroon company. reply,The Student Newspaper of the1 lniveraity of Chicago1·rEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTTHE STAFF··, ;'.-1 I...,l PSI U'S COME OUT ON TOPIN HOT GAME WITH BETA'SPsi I ;':, and Beta's engaged in a•fracas for blood in the fourth roundof tho interfraternity indoor seriesthis afternoon. When the smoke ofth ... contr-st had clearedHans Norgren counted�lanaJ:ers and found no dead,:\[ay Freedman Grant S. Mears wounded. IncidentallyAssistantsBCSI::\ESS DEPARTMENT... I"Advertlsing-e- Circulation-Henry Pringle Keith KindredEdm'nd Eichengreen Laurence TibbettsWalter RecklessEntered as second class mail at theChicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois,March 13, 1906, under the act ofMarch 3, 1873."I ... : '.... \. SUBSCRIPTION RATESCalled for, $2.50 a year; $1.00 aquarter.By Carrier, $3.00 a year; $1.26 aquarter.By Mail (city), $3.50 a year; $1.50a quarter.By Mail, (out of town), $4.25 ayear; $1.75 a quarter." Ir ':� I,,' Editorial Rooms •••...•.•... Ellis 12Telephone Midway 800, Local 162Hours: 11:00-11:50; 12:25-6; 7-8Business Office ........••... Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800, Local 162Hours: May Freedman .. 8-9 A. M.Grant Mears ....• 4-5 P. M.�_ 1 • tFRIDAY, MAY 9, 1919AN ANN U AL EDITORIAL.For thirty-one years the Universityof Chicago has held an educationalconference for the administrators andinstructors of co-operating academiesand high schools. All, faculty mem­bers, alumni and upperclassmen, will away umpirelip the scorebut severalthe Psi U'swon, 9-:tIt started out to be a regular pitch­ing duel between Smoky Bushnell andString Williams, but in the third in­ning Kid Dooley, the pride of Dub­lin, started the Psi U's off with a threebagger to right and with that en­couragement Psi U gathered in sevenruns in the same inning, which putthings on ice.Jean Hawke and Chet Guy collab­orated to score two more for the PsiU's in the fifth. In the seventh theBeta's made a rather strong bid whenColwell, Bryant, Bushnell and Kingall hit safely, but Williams tightenedup and only two runs resulted. Thegame was featured by Williams'pitching and a stellar running catchby Bryant.COl\ll\IUNICATIONS(In view of the fad that the com­munication column of the D�ily Ma­roon is maintained as a cle�ring housefor students and faculty opinion, TheMaroon accepts no responsibility forthe sentiments therein expressed.Communications are welcomoo by theeditor, and should be signed as anevidence of good faith,· although thename will not be published witboutthe writer's consent.)readily recall the usual, outstanding Editor of the Maroon:FAIR PLAY.features of this conference-studentguides with colored badges, groups ofsLangers, luncheons, receptions andtho like. But customarily-for it isalrnost a custom-the strangers havebe!::n left unmolested and unwelcorned", II,'!! gatherings for principals and superin­t(1)dents for the discussion and set­t]j�g of administrat.ive problems. Onal1�ther day, instructors gather in de­pai·tm(mta1 groups to hear and discuss\':It'iouS common issues, Then thereal'� general sessions at which prom­in(\nt men and women, such as super­int{'nd('nts of schools and members of.st�tc boards of education are thesP�akcrs. From an educational:o;t4ndpoint, the conference is admit­tl'lily a success.�llt there is an additional, worth­while fe:ltlll'e of the conference.Prize scholarship examinations arehell! for high school seniors recom­ni('nrleQ by the principals. In thisWny, the best qualified from the dif­fel-cnt schools complete. And theCni\'ersity benefits because studentsof a higher zrade who might other­\\'i,,(, be bar-red, is able to em'olI at this�cl'()ol. Then. also, the unsuccessfulcot)teswnts are often attracted intopntering the following autumn.�Ithough this Year, cerbin of theuS\lal entertainment has been dis­pensed with, yet the student can �s�istmaterially in welcoming the visitors.J f you know or are intr�ucerl to acontestant, help the guides in direct-. .ing- him to the examination room or In• Concerning an article appearing inthe communication column Friday,May 2. The contributor cited theSOCIAL WORK.Editor The Daily Maroon.Will y<1U allow me to tell yourreaders something of the urgent needfor their services after graduation inthe fir-ld of medical social work?A service of nearly two years inFrance and the aftermath of warwork which I have encountered since.,.y return to America make me de­sirr- more than e .... er to have college EnjoyCharles C. Greene .. Managing EditorJohn E. Joseph , ... News Editor 'Ialch in Fourth Round of Interfra-Ruth Genzberger , •. News Editor ternity Bas e b a II SeriesWilliam Morgenstern Ath. Editor Results in 9-3 Score .John Ashenhurst , Night EditorHelen Ravitch Night EditorHoward Beale Day EditorRose Fischkin Day EditorHa rold Stansbury .. Associate Editor Rackets,Your Tennis Game. Use theBEST'Balls and ShoesBuy themat,The University of Chicago BookStores5&th and Ellis Avenuestudents know something of the needfor them in a field of work where Ihave labored since 1905, the fieldwhere medicine and sociology meet.They meet most often in the hos­pital clinics of our great cities, wheresickness is so inextricably ,mixed upwith poverty, ignorance, lear, loneli­ness, improper work and worry. Nota drug or a surgical operation but Isympathetic advice, ins t r u c t ion,f'ricndly help in finding suitable work'iencouragement, "steering" to the ex­isting charities or to other sources of Ihelp, physical, mental. and spiritual-Ithat is what most hospital patients Ineed after the doctor has diagnosedthe case and outlined treatment. Thebe clone somehow if their patients areto get well and stay well. We tumthen to trained women, sympatheticbut not sentimental, intelligent but'not dessicated, energetic but con- Itrolled. Such women when trained I:;tal-t with $1,000-$1,200 salary and, if:;kil1ecl, 8_00n command considerablY,'higher figures. But the money hasr evcr been sufficient to draw the best .women into this work. 'It is the ap- Ipeal of the work itself to all that isbest in women of the college type 'thatbrinrrs us our star workers. Perhaps:;00.600 women are now doing thisv.ork in the larger hospitals of thecountry.But \\�e need far more and espe­cially we need college girls.Smith college offers an intensivetraining for work of this sort, be­ginning this summer. As chairmanof the Advisory Committee on thisnewly organized Training School forSocial Work, I want its opportunitiesknown to all the most energetic andintelligent girls in the country. Ishall be glad to answer (or get an­swered) all further inquiries about it.RICHARD C. CABOT, M. D.Professor of Medicine, Harvard Uni­versity. Chief of Medical service,Massachusetts General hospital,necessity for police protection on wounds of industry as well as . theGreenwood avenue and commented, wounds of war require often a re-edu-that a woman from the Universityb h d I.. Th f cation of the maimed worker beforey t e un ergrar ua .. es, e con er- dormitories was accosted by a negroen�," is just an annual event playing he can he fitted back again into in-'-' (correctly Negro) while on the ra �mall part in the average student's avenue. dustry.1if�. Without- thought of attempting a Hospital doctors have no time for�\"eryone will admit the numerous defense of the criminal acts of any these mental, moral, industrial, educa-bCl)cfits of the conference. There are tional jobs which nevertheless mustrace or persons, a sense of justiceprompts me to resent the manner inwhich facts are presented. Regar(l­less of the cause, the mention ·of racein this article was absolutely unneces­sary. Does the offense increase in....nature because it was committed by aNegro, or would the article have been1('s8 effective were no note made 01raco, Had the offender been French,English, Italian or even German.would nationality have been featured '!Race antagonism will never rid ourcountry of Bolshevism, industrialtroubles 0" race problems. We regretto witness the introduction of auto­cratic prejudices into the studentbody, through the publication of thegreat University of Chicago. A crimeis made no greater by the nationalityof the criminal, nor is it lessened.Jos. O'Neal. will findan tbree flavorsIn tbe sealedpackUes-but lookfor tbe nameWRIGLEYSbecause It Is, wurPrOtec1ion ... Inatinferior Imitations.Just as tbe sealedPICkaft Is PrOtec­tion alalnst im·purl"'.SEALED TIGHTK£PT RIGHT ./• - ,",;It1rertt.Ji:SlIIt\lcl"11aet'(\11et:oS(.' nnaIpr.ict1'" soyfi.,''.,.,'1-It, .. "_.Ab�itinn!iilitrrary I •UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MAY 9, 1919.1· _r_a_t __ 1_'_'- _1- _:_.:.ADVENTUREj... .._.., __ ,_,, '_11_,_1_1_ �.Poets of wine and cigarettes, ofmeadows and of moons,Of sleepy Junes,Poets of jasper, jades and jets, of oldI talian tunes,ROMANTIC CONRAn.. I ' HISTRIONIC HISTORYA Berie ... of "The Arrow of Gold" by A Review of Five Somewhat HistoricalJoseph Conrad; Doubleday. Plays by Philip Moeller; AlfredPage & Co., $1.50. Knopf, Publisher. A PAIR OF TROUSERS. I FRATERNITYIvan was called to his father's Ivan stood with his cap in his handdeathbed. "Ivan," said the dying and bowed low to the smiling baronman, "in my great chest you will to whom he had just sold a fewfind a pair of trousers. They 'are pounds of oats at a very low price.somewhat worn, but they are still "Farewell, my brother," said thegood trousers. Take them; they arc baron. ."For you are my brother. Allyours." And with these words the Russians are brothers."old man died.I van looked the trousers over."They are good trousers," he said,"but they need to be patched." Sohe gave them. to his wife, and shesewed a great patch on the seat.• Three months passed, and the trous­ers came out at the knee, and 'anotherpatch was sewed. . Soon the otherknee gave way. Then Ivan fell downone day and tore two large holes inhis cherished legacy. Three monthslater the trousers caught on a nail.And each time a new patch wasadded.At the end of ten years the originalcloth had disappeared under a' hugemass of patches. Then the patchesbegan to wear out, and the processwas repeated. 'Patch was sewed up­on patch by Ivan's faithful wife. Andeach time IVan said, "They are goodtrousers. It Is worth while patchingup a good pair of trousers."Time passed, and as Ivan's childrengrew up they began to look askanceat their father's trousers. Finally, "Pig of a Jew!" screamed Ivan.Ivan, Jr., the eldest son, summoned "How dare you speak like that of myup enough courage to reason with brother?" And he fell upon the Jewhis father. and beat him till he had no more"Father," he said, "your trousers strength.are being laughed? at by the towns- Then he walked off, muttering, "Allpeople. Here, I have made ten rubles; Russians are brothers. Death to theGo and buy yourSelf a new pair." foreigner who curses my brother!""Ungrateful boy!" screamed Ivan. -Edward Sherry."Th�se are good trousers. My fathersaid so himself, and with his dyingbreath. Do you dare to say yourgrandfather did not speak the truth ?"So I van drove his son out of hishouse. Ivan, Jr., having nothing tokeep him tied down to the place ofhis birth, left the country and wentto a distant land of which he hadheard many wonderful tales. Here heworked with his hands by day andor the thirty-odd books that I have Of cricket croons,recently reviewed, the one that will Goodbye! 1 go without regrets,probably appeal most to the-never-to- Breaking the netsbe-analyzed Midway, Mind is this vol- Of pretty rhyme to try my luck withume of clever burlesques by the au- Coonsthor of "Madame Sand." Perhaps the Barspresent reviewer, whose tastes are Ragtimesophomoric and who has a peculiar Street Carsfondness for literary chop-suey, is Lager Beerprejudiced. At any rate' after review- Freight trainsVaudevilleI am sorry now that I promised toreview Mr. Conrad's latest novel forThe Daily Maroon's first literary ef­fort, beca� I am rabidly enthusiasticabout Conrad, and I am not sure butthat my subject will carry me away,far away, like the large umbrella andthe little boy. Anyway, of this I amsure: "The Arrow of Gold" is themost romantic novel Mr. Conrad hasever written. Typically, Joseph Con­rad is a realist working with roman­tic technique; in "The Arrow of Gold"he i� a realist, as always, but em­phasis on romantic twists of the penis exceedingly heavy."The Arrow of Gold" is, at heart,a love story (doubtless Mr. Conradwould scorn such a statement) butnot in the degenerate sense of theterm. That fact in itself is somewhatunusual, because the theme of lovedoes not predominate in Conrad'swriting. Love concerns itself withMonsieur George, who tel1s the story,and Dona Rita, the most predominantcharacter of the tale. They've sald=­the. CritiC8, you know-that JosephConrad does not know how to portraywomen. Frankly they're liars, thosecritics, and I think they'll changetheir tune when they read "The Arrowof Gold." There is ibis about Rita:She is the primitive woman (more of.Conrad's scorn) found in all of theman's work. In fact George calls hermore than once "the woman of allages. " She is Winnie Verloc, FloraDe Barral, Nina Almayer, althoughperhaps Rita more resembles Lena of"Victory" than any other of Mr. Con­rad's women. She possesses that fixedidea, that careless �rch for some­tlifng that never will be found. Millssays of her, in the closing paragraphsof the book: "Well, she is gone; butyou may be sure that whatever shefinds now in life it will not be peace .(Continued on page 3, col. 4) Ivan went out, his ears. ringing withthe words, "All Russians are broth­ers." In the road he met a Cos­sack. "Good day, brother," he said.The Cossack looked at him scornfully .•But he said, "Good day, -brother. ,Willyou come to the inn with me for aglass of vodka?". So they went toward the inn, andwhen they had gone a little way downthe road, the Cossack knocked I vandown and set to work rifling' his poc­kets.ing the recent inspired and perspiredoutput of Archibald Marshall, ClaytonHamilton, Eden :Phil potts, WilliamLyon Phelps, Zona Gale, William Al­len White, Gaston Roupel, Ellen Key,Grierson, Samuel Hopkins Adams,Thomas Dixon, Edith W�arton andMrs., Humpty Ward,--one welcomesthese "Five Somewhat HistoricalPlays." They seem particularly re-f'reshing after one has had an over- of papyrus"; here, too, is a "triple al-dose of moss-covered criticism, of vol- liance," although poor Menelaus is aurnes of mental yawns, and of eternal pacifist whose cry is "Peace at anytriangle tales where the he-ro is a cold price," and "I am too proud to fight!"storage plant for the human emotions, he' is forced to don' his armor andwhere the she-ro is as mild as Postumjoin the shouting multitude in theirCereal, and where the hectic hypote-nuse indulges constantly in the fa- "Hymn of Hate."mous last line of Jimmy Sheean's "We have one hate, and one alone.w, k. play.Open this emerald green volumewith its saffron trimmings' and itssoulful pink paper jacket, and Y9U willfind five amusing plays that will makeyou forget the crick in your neck andthe one in your sweet disposition."Helena's Husband" comes first, giv­ing us a new picture of the Helen­Paris-Menelaus story. Menelaus, or"Moo-Moo," as his talkative wife callshim, tiring of the fair one's naivenagging, secretly arranges her elop­ment with Paris-not realizing thatParis is a son of Priam, king of Troy,and that he is thus involving his peo­ple in international complications.Here, too, "circumstances alter treat­ies," meaning no more than a "scrap AeroplanesJitney bussesBarber ShopsLake MichiganChicago and the Dunes!Only the rash adventurer getsGreat galleons of doubloons.-Maurice Lesemann. A poor Jew happened to be passingjust at this point, and half in fearand half in curiosity, he stopped. TheCossack, having secured Ivan's money,walked over to the Jew and struckhim a blow that laid him flat in theroad. ,Ivan and the Jew recovered theirsenses at the same time. The Jew,looking after the retreating figure ofthe Cossack, shook his fist and cried,"May the cholera seize you!" ,ITroy! Troy!" "Other clever plays in the book arethe witty biblical farce "Sisters ofSusannah," "The Roadhouse in Ar­den" (where we meet Hamlet andMrs. Hamlet under rather peculiarcircumstances); and "Pokey," the lastand funniest burlesque in the volume.At the risk of shattering the mirrorof admiration into fragments of an­alysis and of cribbing from my prev­iously published review of this play,let me state that "Pokey" is a cartooncomedy on "The Beautiful Legend ofthe Amorous Indian," and that thesceen is laid in the' neighborhood of\he unpronounceable Werowocomoco.As the stage directions sweetly put it,"In the distance are the mountains onthe horizon beyond Werowocomoco-­if there are any mountains on thehorizon in the distance beyond Wero­wocomoco. But what difference doesit make? This is history, not fact."After which assurance we can enjoyPowhatan of the eloquent grunts, thechief! of Werowocomoco; Mrs. P., hissquaw, who is a New Woman anddoesn't care who knows it; the elderMrs. P., his mother, a young �hingof 108 years who clings to her Hia­wathan trochees; Hail in the Nose,Storm in the Eye and Wind in theEar, three young braves who bring innice new scalps for the family clothesline; Captain John Smith, the nervous,heroic Rolfe, and last b. n, 1. Pokeyherself, better known as the Princesspocahontas, amorous, coy, and a typi­cal Shavian Woman-the-Pursuer,whose feverish husband-hunt hergrandma placidly excuses with theo. f. refrain, "Girls will be girlsl"A book of this sort,-painful read­ing only for those �f heightened browor for the literary unwashed-debarsserious criticism. The author has notaimed high, but has simply producedsome. very readable burlesques. th�twill even amuse "Whistle" fans. It ISenough here that we congratulate Mr.Moeller upon possessing a pseudo­classical mind and a rag-time soul­an irresistible combination always .-Marjorie BarrowS..'pored over books by night. And, as,he looked about him, and saw whathis new life really was, he becamegreatly dissatisfied. So he ponderedand pondered and read and studied,until at last he saw a way wherebythings could be changed. And oneday, when he had finished his work, hegot himself a soap-box and began(Continued on page 3, col. 3)�'. ,.r---'iN'-iiii mWEL'RooMm--'·I.. _. __ ._._. _. __ ._._._a __ 1_._ _ _ __ - - _0 __ 1_-0Sonnet.We walked together down the lightedlanes 'And talked of why the jasper'schanging hue,And the pale constant modest tur­quoise blueMeant both the wide and magic soulthat reignsIn your life's fastness; and the pearlthat feignsA mystic shimmering depth, is thetrue ...To her own beauty than the soul ofyou,Who never hide that love still alwayswanes.Over the gray street where the carsblow byB� a long stretch of sky,Quiet with one star., The lighted windows. peep out wist­fullyWith little flags of war.� ,They can be taken down now,.He lights his pipe and strollsAround the corner where the store,­The Deutsch Delicatessen storeWith the same sign overheadAnd the same white letters off thedoor-Shines on the pavement in the verysameWay as before.He steps inside to buyA half a dozen rollsAnd a loaf of graham bread. '.._'f." t·,-The amethyst and amber are not you;Nor is the fragrant asking opalfire,Nor the great tragic diamond's sickblaze.Your soul is in the moonstone, veiledwith dewFrom the cold morning of life's hotdesire,But unafraid, and sweet of y�ster­days.Some fellows passing call his nameand meet himWith the old smile.Strange 1 It's a long whileHe'd scarcely thought that anyonewould/ greet himOr know him any more.-Maurice Lesemann.. /-J. V.S.ft11 2li�.. ,r.,�I1.:ri���...1t t'.1,I:;�I·1't'j. �'f.'"II'",.�.,:-t_p'\' .ii ::.:. "'� .I·, ... : I" ,'..';.," \.. �/' '.LITERARY ADDITIONS, FRIDAY, MAY 9, 1919Hotel CumberlandNEW YORK CITYBroadway at Fifty- fourth Street"Broadway" Cars from GrandCentral Depot. Kept by a College ManHeadquarters for StudentsTen Minutes' Walk from 40 TheatresRooms, with Bath, $2.00 and upSpecial Rates for CollegeTeams and StudentsHARRY P. 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IRON BEAR'S CUPBOARVBy the Official Dramatic Reviewer of I the puppets are puppeting, is the de-the Daily Maroon in Nt-w York 'lightful little place where Stuart Wal-ker has been holding forth all seasonTo find reactions fOI' this review with the plays of Dunsany, the Bible,should have gone to Hettie Louise I und Stuart Walker, I went severalMick's puppetization of a Thackeray I times, when we came in from sea andpiece at the Punch and JUdy. Do you i docked here ant! later when I had lib­remember her? She dates-and she I erty from ca�p, and sU,ffered from theIS still delightfully young-s-from the: throes of delight each time. I saw theliars when the campus had not yet I bill that included "The Laughter ofceased to be a Grub street, when Chal'-I the Gods"; it was gorgeously present-lie Stern wrote his diabolic play notes, : cd. I saw, too, the final production.before Laurence Salisbury left for! Do you rememb�r when Frank Web­Chofu on the Japan Sea, and when! ster reviewed" Androcles" for the Ma­the Poetry club found its beginning a� ! roon, and said that the best part of In the flick of an eyelash the ghost ofthe inspiration of Harold Van Kirk,; Androcles and the Lion was The Man a shadowJohn Grimes and Walter Francis Sny-: Who Married a Dumb Wife? Well, Flits over the crystal that harbors herder, real poets all-the world will the best part of The Book of Job was face,soon hear from them. They tell me .surely The Tents of the Arabs. The And the walls of my heart grow sud-'now that the Golden Age is past; Book of Job was a daring and admir- denly narrow,they even tell me that the Dramatic able presentation, and justified Rich- Is it that someone is stealing herclub has taken to producing seven ard Green Moulton in one of his pet place?keys to baldpates, and that The Daily contentions; yet the interminable re- She gave me small hope but faith hadMaroon-shades of Fritz Kuh protect ligious controversy of Job and his I plentyus!-has been empowered to print an i three friends drew out the evening as- That, hoping would never go very faroccasional supplement containing the I tonishingly. But the Dunsany sketch wrong,literary work of the students .. Well, I -ah, that was tremendous, I could For there's infinite chance when awell. In the old days. . . . : hardly sit still when the king went outOnce I played a chauffeu� and a I into the desert for a year and a day,mob in a sketch by Miss Mick. I re-I I wanted SO to go with him.member that first I was a mob and I And so did 1 want to go out of thethen I went out, slipped into green I Plymouth theater for a year and agoggles and a linen duster, and came I clay when I saw the Barrymore broth-1back as a chauffeur. I remember, too, : ers in "The Jest," I enjoyed thiss�me�dy playing the fa,t la�IY until I Macbeth ian drama of Scm Benelli be­his pillow fell out and hIS wig came cause it was my good fortune to sitoff'. You s�e, some memorable events: directly behind Prof. Robert Herricktook place m the Reynolds club thea- i and converse with him between thetel'. in the old days. Undoubtedly Miss I' bloodthirsty acts,l\lick lost her faith in actors and hastak t t ' t I It was at the Plymouth theater Ien 0 puppe s ins eat ., 'It' T S bo I If' hi I think, that I saw John Barrymore inIS ony arg' w 0 IS 0 ermg IS ,. ,. tt ' th Th k 1\1' k hIS remarkable production of Tolstoi'smarrone es In e ac eray- ICI H' th f t ta . t I "Redemption." It was a heavy playpay. e IS c orcmos pro gorus I ,,'f th t t' A' d and was presented m a fashion veryo e puppe ar m merica, an ,f II t h od d far from the typical American stylerom a repor s, as pr uce some I ' , .d rf I thi It II I d I went WIth another sailor, who, be- ,won e u mgs. a uepen s on Iwhether or not you like puppetry; as cause .. he didl not. wish to hurt : myp--re-.a-c-h-in-g-hi-·-s-n-e-w-i-d-e-a, -t-o-th-e-i-n-h-ab-l-.-for myself I have never seen such a feelings by te ling me that he was not, I "th ' h d tants of the country.lovely thing, not even Arthur Hop- I enjoying' e even 109, coug e tre-I I II th h h I But, instead of greeting him andkins' production of "The Betrothal," I menr ous y a roug t e. pay, and ..I I I f rd h nis doctrine with open arms, theth t f f "A 1\1' d - to < me- a terwa stat he wouldas e puppe per ormance 0 I -., people turned upon him in indigationsummer Night's Dream" several win- have had a much b.ete, I' time If he hadb b h d and scorn, and' called him a madmanters ago in the Little theater of Chi- not een ot ere WIth such a rottenI h I and a traitor. Ivan, Jr., continued tocago. At that time Miss !\lick was bat coug. said, "So would a good preach, and the more he preached, thewith the Little theater company and I many others, Joe!" and that relievedmore he was scorned and decried and, rt k' th II' f· d j his mind.pa 00 10 e pu 109 0 wires an I ' even stoned.piping of voices in that performence. I D�ar me, I am sorry that this dra- One day, as he finished his speechIt was Knowles Entrikin who told me! matic review has not succeeded in be- and "saw that the people were stillabout the work of Tony Sarg; he i ing one. I fully intended to write all deaf to his reasoning, he asked him­knew, for he was with him severalj ab,out "The Jest,::, I h�d such. pretty self the question, "Why will they beseasons; and he told me one day when I things t� say--:- Its WIsdom I.S only so blind as not to see what is for theirwe were tramping up Logan can- I slyness, Its courage only show, Its love own good 1"yon, during that Spring trip when we II only ,passion"-but you' will have to And even as he asked the question,. attempted to bring Ibsen to the drama- do WIthout them.. the answer came to him like a greathungry peoples of Utah and Idaho. If I At any rate, do not fear that you flash of light, and as he stepped fromhe had' told me at any other time that I will hurt my feelings by refusing to his soap-box, he fairly shouted toTony Sarg was scheduled to accom- I accept this manuscript, You will those that stood about him the answerp1ish some lovely results with his mar- I probably save a great many friends to his question.ionettes I might have doubted his I by not printing it. Yet, whatever you "You arc wearing your father'sword, But no man can tell � lie up I do, �emember the literary traditions trousers!"Logan canyon when the Spnng sun of the battlemented campus, and someis making the snows melt and the first I day soon you, too, will be able to say,birds are singing. �"In the good old days. • • ."The Punch and Judy theater, where I • -Arthur Baer.<, 0- .- - _1- - - --- - --_.- - _.- _._. __ ._-- - _a .. --:.1 New York Theatres I• 1 a_ .._..:.\,'.Your enthusiasm for thingsAmerican will begreater than ever,after you haveused anEldoradorees at all, �stationers• sPhone Hyde Park 2433Deliveries MadeWILLIAMSMAKERS OF CHOICE CON-FECTIONS & ICE CREAM1133 East Fifty-fifth St.•A throng of jolly swallows flutter by in twos and threes,The wind is full of laughter as it ripples through the trees,And where the little breezes passThey dimple-in the sunny grass,And make a smiling face of all the meadows when they please.And yesterday I listened to the laughter of' the rain;It gui'gled down the waterspout and drummed the windowAgain, again, its merry shout,"Come on, come on, come out, come out!"I could not keep from laughing at the jolly joking strain. pane, In a corner of Mrs. Iron Bear'scabin stands a cupboard. Even tothe casual observer it doesn't I�okjust like a cupboard, yet its doors,the upper one of glass and the lowerone of wood, polished like the cup­board's sides and top, open to disclosefood and dishes on the shelves.One morning, several years ago,Mrs. Iron Bear informed Iron Bear,her husband, that she was sick andwas going to die. 11'0:1 Bear did notargue the question with her. If shehad come to the borderland of thecountry of spirits, far be it from himto hold her back."Go," she said to him, "first to thewhite father and get an order, thento the trader's for my coffin. Iwould see the one in which I am tolie. And I would have one; that fitsme. It is not good for a woman tolie in a coffin that was made fOJ' aman."The wind is full of laughter and the sky is full of smilesThat reach across the firmament for miles and miles and miles;And, even in the midnight darks,The little stars are dimple marksThat treasure up the smiling through the long black lonesome whiles.-Elizabeth Madox Roberts.THE FACE.THE DOUBT.thickness" with some pieces of cordbe, let whoso counsels, that he had unearthed after somesearching, and departed. He went tothe agent and said, "Father, give mean order for a coffin. My wife willdie today and she would see her cof­fin before she goes.""What ails your wife?" said theagent, as the order was being madeout.... I"Just nothing, but the ghosts havespoken, and she must go," was IronBear's answer.When he got to the trader's store,his business took longer than he hadanticipated. There was much to beseen, there were many to talk with,and besides, one does not buy a coffinevery day, and it behooves him tothink well before making a selection.Therefore, the afternoon was wellspent when Iron Bear headed hisponies for home.In the meantime, Mrs, Iron Bear'spatience, of which she had no greatsupply, was fast ebbing away. Hereshe was, all ready to die, and, natur­ally, the idea of being delayed didnot appeal to her. Her relatives, too,who had gathered to see her spirittake its flight and to get first choiceof her earthly possessions as soon asshe should have abandoned them, be­came impatient.When, therefore, Iron Bear droveup to the door, his wife met him, andthe berating that she gave him forbeing slow and lazy would have radi­cally revised the opinions of thosepeople who think that the Indian wifeis a poor,. down-trodden creature.When she had stretched herself outin the wagon alongside the coffin andfound it to be longer than she was,she declared she wouldn't be buriedin such a thing. She rose, and car­rying the coffin into the house on hershoulders, she set it in the cornerwhere it now stands. The shelveswere an afterthought.Edith A. Kennon.Oh, of what consequenc:.e, what slight­est worth,Dreams and the day's work and thetalk of friend?Or is there any comfort left in mirthWhen all its springs are swallowed upin sand?Tho' there be counsel of a fine tomor­rowShall strike away the chains that holdme dumb,Deliver me from my familiar sorrow,The ·counsel's vain, tomorrow is notcome.Now she asks me to wait and there's It may wellheed,maid's only twenty,The, way to her heart. is not overlylong. Iron Bear, with much labor, meas­ured his wife's length, breadth andmore than one reasonTo secretly counsel good cause for de­lay,But I know not at all which course That day shall find my last hope inthe grave;Better by far than this: no more theneedwere in season,Whether believe her, or pass on myway. I Of fretting when there's nothing leftFor there rises before me the ghost of to save.a shadow, Better by far a glorious moment'sA proud chin uptilt and a madcap face, spaceOh, why have the walls of my heart That I may read my doom upon hergrown so narrow, face!Has a new fancy crept into her place?-Bernard Raymund. -Bernard Raymund.(Continued from page 1, col. 5)convent." �At first I was going to state that"The Arrow of Gold" was different inthat a woman was the centralizingfigure, but then I thought of "The Se­cret Agent" and "Chance." That thislatest novel has less of a colorful(Continued from page 1, col. 1)You understand me? Not even in a-Edward Sherry. male would perhaps be nearer topoint-making. Not that George 'isdrab, unsympathetic to the reader, orpoorly drawn, but only that Dona Ritais a compelling figure. She plowsmightily through the tale, and in herwake you are aware of Captain Blunt,Madame Theresa, Ortega and a fewothers. "Aware" is employed; mindyou, with the same reservation as inthe case of George: sharply drawn,m?ving humans, but subdued by thatmarvellous Dona Rita.Those conscientious objectors toMr. Conrad's Intrfeate narrative­weavings will be pleasantly surprisedby the comparative simplicity of con­struction. Pers09l1y, I have alwaysbeen fascinated by the intricacy ofConrad; to me his method of story­telling is part of the wonder of him."The Arrow of Gold" is not obviow;never and far from it; but I shouldcan it easier reading than "Chance,"for example. Those readers who dis­like concentrated work could read"The Arrow of Gold," but I'd advisethem to stick to B. L. T.Of the story I shall say little ornothing; it is happier, as a whole,than most of his land narratives, andvery quiet, if that adjective meansanything to you, except for the lasthundred pages or so, when it takes asudden turn for the dramatic. It israther more idyllic than I baJ ezpect­ed, but never sloppily so. Perhaps1 have riad other Conrad that ap­pealed to me more, but Joseph Con­rad -.To conclude, let me give you a sam­TIle: "Woman and the sea revealedthemselves to me together, as i� were,two mistresses of life's valug-;. Theiilimitable greatness of the one, the.-. 0 •••L __ ,�U:T:�A:C:,_._ JI have need of oaks and pines,Stencilled stark in inky lines;Suns that bore the heaven through;Velvet leaves all drenched with dew;Waves that never cease to roll,Vainly striving toward their goal;Grass that grows in martial ranks;Clouds that mount in purple banks;Little winds upon my face,And sunbeams fallen into space.-Pearl Andelson. unfathomable seduction of the otherworking their immemorial spells fromgeneration to generation fell uponmy memory at last; a common for­tune, an unforgettable memory of thesea's formless might and of the sover-.cign charm in that woman's formwherein there seemed to beat thepulse of divinity rather than blood."-John E. 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MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 9, 1919cat ion watching history in the mak­inz.�I�ETY -THREE.01'. as Victor HugoQuatre-virurt Treizo.The oold elite,The old l'!fdt:,The plebes and hoi polloi­The clergy and the laityWill be on hand with kaietywouldTo expedite the joy.The quads and wyverns,And all that sort of people,Will help the show commence.You'd bette I' go-We're in the show-­(\\' aful's in the show(He's got a dance that is a bear;It's going to be immense!YOU'D feel that way too if you hadto rehearse six hours yesterday andthe day before and today_ Anyhow,we heard all the lfnes two or threetimes already and we're here to tellthe world that if they don't draw alaugh every ten seconds from themost blase we lose our chance to goto the interclass hop.FAMOUS BERRIES.Stans.Du (vamp).Huckle- Finn.THE bolsheviki in these parts areconsidering communing for an an­nual subscription to the Red Book. arat ion for a three-hour English exam.Ar d thc n the exam didn't start until!) ::�O, ,'\ ftei' it was all OWl'; anyhow, Tom Campbell Is One of Coach Stagg'swe b3d a fr\.'t' f .. 'ed in the commons. Best First Year l\len-Kochanski.Evans, Bartky and McDonald Showsquad, which has already opened itsa- nual competition for numerals, isone of the strongest first year aggre­gations that has worked out on Staggfield for several seasons.·' Headed byT�mmy Campbell and Frank Kochan­ski and composed of nearly fifty can­didates. the squad shows promise ofbeing the foundation for next year'svarsity.Tom Campbell, national one-halfmile champion and a gr<'i-t all-aroundtrack man, is one of the best first yeartrack men that Coach Stagg has had,Campbell should collect several con­ference marks next season, as he willbe eligible for competition. Tom is aONE of the Friars chorus men who sure point winner over any distancefills in the third row in two of the up to the half mile and will be a first­rate runner for the relay squads.numbers got a yellow ticket and hadand tlH'1I v.l' \\"�nt in the club and sawHen-ry English and thought he wasHow times have chatfged!say, \', ar the high �chool conferees willpay "for their own lunch-and forc ntcrtainment they may attend an ex­l.ibit of Roman costumes in Classics,'\obody will accuse Har1'Y English of!,ping-' president of anything else likethut because he doesn't look the partsmce he started wearing blue neck-President Judson. Then we took anA small but enthusiastic crowd ofexam in history, Along about 4:30loyal students turned out yesterday towelcome home Reilly's Bucks-though \";fl wandered over to Stagg field andit looked more like Reilly's Ducks watched a ball game, and then madewhen they all carne hiking along in �!H.: trip back to the North side, tiredraincoats with the rain pouring down. brt happy.Anyhow, we had a lot of fun and edu-C. A. A. U. five-mile record,' rivalsCampbel1 as one of the sure winners IWhen .YOU see him you'Il say he's t' must give their names to Ellen �---------------IIon next year's varsity; Kochanski Ion It here.) \VITH the Y. 1\1. C. A., Cap and has already won four road. races this Gleason before 11:45 today. I(Rubel and Louie Tilden and Paul Gown, Cosmopolitan club, Prof. Moff's spring and showed up well in the The seniors (let their name beRandall and Fritz Knepper and Un- French 2 class, the Band" and now Coliseum meet. It is probable that whispered with reverence are tosold and Carlin Crandall and Kessler h Pit t t d thi ftemo n "There "'1'11 be" t e ress cam y coun er, no 0 �en- he will compete in the mile, two mile, ance IS a 0 • nand Loomis and Breasted and Shee- , Th 1\1 Elli h ld borne music!" ann-ounced Bill Henry, as he\ tion e aroon, IS s ou ec and other long distance events nexthan and lots of other famous and fa- the center of University life. season. Evans, another promising wound up his Stutz outside the backmiliar faces are in the performance, orch 'of the Reynolds club John\ir�shman, has cinched his numerals, p .L' S I going the lOO-yard dash in 10 2/' 5 Nuveen smilingly muttered that allYES, this is our" iterary upp e-who wish to volunteer as ushers for:seconds. Bartky covered the ,quartermile in 522/5 and the half in 2:042/5, unescorted women at the dance shouldboth marks well under the require- apply ,at once with class tickets, birthments set for a first-year letter. 1\Ic- certificates, registration cards and re­Donald has been cutting close to the ceipts for Liberty Bonds.marks in the 100-yard event and in All sophomores who get drownedthe hurdles, and expects to meet the out at the beach party are not in­first-year 'requirements in a tryout vited to the party but will probablysome time this week. come anyway, along with the juniorsDirector Stagg and Coach Tom Eck and freshmen. \expect the candidates for the Fresh- Squidjilums Today •. E. Atwater and Leland Morgan forSophomore Beach Party-4:30.the "Baptist Chorus"; Dean Linn and man numerals to put in their bestk h d I h Senior Dance-3:00.Harry, Karstens for "A Dean's Pro- wor eac ay unti t e end of thefession"; Nemo and Arthur' Colwell quarter. The period allowed for the.for "The Arabian Serenade"; Edward tryouts will close the last of this FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARSWaful and Arthur Colwell for "String month, The list of men who are work- ADDED,TO CAMPUS TOTALA. ite id ing' for letters follows: IN ,�" DRIVE YESTERDAY'Em Along"; Richard 'twa r an•Louis Tilden for "Philanthropee";Edward Waful and Roger Fribourgif he is the only survivingautocrat,to drop out."1 don't know how the 511ow'l1 getalong without me," hesez. "But Isuppose it can be arranged."ment.",Birdie.EXPERT MUSICIANSENGAGED TO PLAYFOR FRIARS' SHOW(Continued from page 1)THE A. T. O.'s are going high in for" A Course for College Men."the dance line. Their affair torright "')Announce ·Mor, e L1-ric Writers.will be held on the Sisson Roof Gar-Frank M. Webster and Leland Mor­gan for "Arab Love Song"; DeanLinn. and J. Beach Cragun for "Fac­ulty Meeting"; John Webster andPaul B. Zeisler for "Effective Detect­ives Who Do Not Detect"; John Web­ster and Louis Tilden for, "It's a GayOld Midway"; Nemo and J. BeachCragun for "Egypt"; Nemo and GlennHarding fo� "Eskimo"; Nemo andH. D. Bush for'''lgorotto.''Dean Lin� for "Memon�s of OldSongs"; Paul Randall and J. BeachCragun for "Sorrows of Sarah";Richard Atwater and J. Beach Cragun"I am," he reparteed. "I'm named for "Quadrangle Baby"; 'Edwardaf'te r my papa." Waful and Louis Tilden for "We'reGoing Stepping Tonight"; Paul -Ran-Things as Don't Was. dall, Glenn Harding and E1mer'Dona-FRESHMAN (to Bernie Nath, after hue for "Desertion Blues"; Barretthaving received two tickets for tenth Spach for "The Naughty Ninetiesrow. center, rJr opening night, a week W�ltz";' and Louis Tilden for "Span­after the ticket sale opens): "How ish Intoxication."nic« of you to reserve all the poorden.THE BETRAYAL. \Our Daily Anecdet teoWILL Hatch, one of our promisingyoung Frosh, who copped off eighteenberries in the mad scramble for gradepoints last quarter, entered his 10:20class in Spanish 14 (Advanced Casti1-1i�n Euphony), green cap in hand."Why, I thought you were at leasta Junior," cried a horn-rimmer with aPh. D., regarding the incriminatingheadgear.seats first and save these good onesfor the late buyers!' Collection of Songs Is Good."This is the best collection of songsthat a Blackf'riar production has had FRESHMAN TRACK SQUADSTRONG AGGREGATIONPromise.Coach Stagg's FreshmanThisKochanski Rivals Campbell.Frank Kochanski, holder of theName PoSsible Letter Men.Adams, Barber, Bartky, Bat e s ,Bowers. Burke, Brickman, Cowan,Culbertson, Canman, Campbell, Cobill,Evans, H. Evans, Dooley, Hall, Hart­man, -Hesket, � ones, Kayton, Koch,Kochanski, Lanyon, Lightfoot, Mills,McDonald, Munger, O'Brien, Owen,Parker, Peterson, Phillips, Quigley,Hunter, Rothert, Roberts, Tibbets,VanAman, Smith, Wright, and Zalat­koff.SOPHOMORES HOLD BEACHPARTY AND SENIORS WILL, DANCE THIS AFTERNOONMusic Will Be Feature of Dance-­Ants and Sand ofAquatic Atrair.The seniors and sophomores willboth cavort today; the upperclassmenin the Reynolds club this afternoonand the two-year class in the goodship Alpha Delta Phi. For, as youmay guess, since the rain has madethe whole landscape a beach, thesophomores have accepted the hos­pitality of the Alpha Doodles andhave decided to hold their little beach'VI-: RE�nXISCE. fOI' a long -timc," said 1\11'. Cragun party in the company of the AlphaA�NOUNCF::\IENT of the annual yesterday, "I have never before seen Dolt dumb-waiter and the nice fire­secondary school conference recalls to such original music and lyrics in any place where Clarence warms his quiv-our mind the m('mory of the ('onfer- of OUI' shows," ering moustache.(,IlCr' a �';ear ago, to which we were a To make the affair realistic, theparty. We got up at 5:,15, dashed grub will be sprinkled with sand andthrough the essential, matitutinal du- Contestants Meet Tomorrow. ants and no spoons will be demandedti(':--, caught the L, and arrived in front for admission-so everybody ought toof C(\bb at 8:15 sharp, after having Contestants in the Lower Senior ha\'e a real "shore" enough good time.absorbed rhetoric and literature and speaking contest will meet tomorrow All who intend to go and add somecomposition on the way out, in prep- at 10:15 in Kent 16. A. D. Phi silV"erware to their collec-Q, ,- .-��'"-.... � - ...... _--_ track . ,DEPENDABIUTY-As to the length of life and resili­ency of the fabrics, and as to theconstruction-IS WHAT COUNTSThat's why we put all our knowledge intobuying the Right Sort of Fabrics and de­vote our ubnoat akiIl in tailoring.Prices $40, $45, $50, and Upwards . .Jl �'l�·f � .f"' •• , ."'�:;t:�, �, ._�_...;;..,, ___ mailor for loung atn7 N. La Salle St.314 S. Michigan Ave.n E. Monroe SL /Three Stores:CLASSIFIED ADS.FISK CAFE1309 E. 57th St.'Let Us Show You'Open 7 Days a Week.The Com ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital, SJlrplua aDd Uncllrided Pra8ta$lO,OOO,�O.OOIs the Largnt National Bank in theUNITED STATES. With • Savin.. DepartmentUnder Federal Saperri8ioaN. W. Cor. La sane aDd A ..... StLBring Your Savings to UsOpen Saturday Even'p until 8 o'clockFour thousaDd dollarS was added tothe total campus subscriptions _to theVictory loan yesterday, according to areport made by the managing com­mittee. Dean Miller stated that thisamount brings the total amount ofUniversity subscriptions to $87,000."We need thirteen thousand dollarsmore," 'said _ Dean Miller yesterday,"in order to finish the job and goover the top. Our committees, par­ticularly among the women, are doingtheir work well. But I want to urgeeveryone to do just a little bit more;I want e�ery salesman to bring in onemore subscription. That is the quick­est way to go over the top."All aalesladies must tum in receiptbooks and report by 1 tomorrow. HELP WANTED - SALES, R�PRE­SENTATIVES to sell War Histor­ies, Bibles, Dictionaries, Coo kBooks, etc., during Summer vaca-,tion or all or spare time. Earnestworkers make as high as $100 aweek, with good permanent future.We also require the services of �number of special representativeswho can \handle big business, Theselatter must possess personality andbe able to meet and interview bankand insurance officials. Territorycan be assigned in any part of theUnited States desired. Flynn Pub­lishing Companr' 30 North LaSalleStreet, Chicago.TICKETS FOR MEMORIALSERVICE ISSUED MONDAY BALD EAGLE FLYING £LUBLock Haven, P ..Best ex-army instructors; 15 to, 20minutes flying each day; theory offlight; instruction on motors; gun­nery; wireless; instruments; 'com­passes; map reading; rigging', etc.Recreation, swimming, canoeing,wrestling, boxing, etc. Tuition $500,which includes everything. BeginsJuly 5 and lasts two months.(COfttimud from fHJfIe 1)be present to participate in the serv­ices; invitations have been sent, toseveral prominent people who were in­terested in different ones of the menon the honor roll; and some of thefraternities will be present in bodies,to do honor to those of their numberwhose names appear upon this list ofIheroes. ''Exactly fifty names appear as theUniversity's sacrifice to the country.The list was published last week inThe Daily Maroon and the Presidenthas requested that any student whoknows of an addition that should bemade to the list should report it tothe President's secretary. WANTED - (;orona typewriter ingood condition in exchange forpractically unused Oliver.OPPORTUNITY for two enterprisingmen in oil business to learn fromground up. Write fully qualifica­tions and personal future outlook.Midco Oil Sales Company, Box, 0,Faculty Exchange..,,", .I �, ,�,••t,I,"'",\•"�, '( ,f