:.) .. :.." �:J "t,:� t?_ �.�; 6...;.I, ,at , ":j.. :arnenVol. 17, No. 106 Price 5 CentsUNIVERSITY OF cmCAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 8, 1919Official announcement has been Students who will help welcomemade of Vice- President Angell's re- home Reilly's Bucks meet today atTake Four Singles and Two fusal of the presidential chair at the Entire Story Will:'Be Enacted 9:15 at the "c" bench, where they willDoubles Sets - T earn University of Michigan. Dean Angell In Pantomime--Stevensreceived his offer several months agoRanks High and has been considering it for some Composes ¥usic--- time. The reason for his refusal is ---01110 STATE HERE T,OMORROW said to be that satisfactory arrange- NUVEEN IS MADE HEAD USHER'# . • -ments could not be made. Dean An- - . '. <;» • '.'---gel: will therefore remain at the Uni-The Maroons dropped a game to veraity as vice-president and head ofl.Inois yesterday, losing 3-2 on the Ih�; department of psychology.downstate field._' MAROO� NET MENWIN SIX MATCHESIN THIRD CONTEST.',• ANGELL UEFUSES OFFEROF MICHIGAN PRESIDENCY. - - - - _.- - - - - - _ ... PROLOGUE TO TELLINTRICATE PLOT OF. "NAUGHTY NINETIES"An elaborate prologue to "TheNaughty Nineties" has been preparedby the authors and Mr. Robert W. "The Need of the Day in HigherEducation" is the subject of the address which will be delivered by I::>\Henry Horrison, befo� the co-operative school conference, tonight .nt7:30, in Kent theatre. President Judson will preside over the meetingwhich will be open to the public.Dr. Morrison was state superintendent of schools in New Hampshirethree years ago. He is, at ,presentassistant secretary of the Connecticut--- state board of education. Dr. MorriTickets for the Interclass hop will son taught in the University duringbeplaced on sale today. The Finance 1912, and intends to teach here thiscommittee will meet at c,!mpel �our �8ummer quarter.in Cobb 12A to discuss plans for the .ticket campaign, and Gerald Westbyhas already met wlth his committeeon arrangem�nts.· for the general session, which will beThe Decoration committee will hold held tomorrow at' '1 :30 in Mandel.an important meeting today at 5 in Musical selections by the EnglewoodHarper E41. The members of the high �ool orchestra will take up thecommittee are: Elmer Donahue, first half hour of the program. Twochairman; Enid Townley, Phyllis Pap 'addresses will be delivered: the first,mer, Irene Jungk, Fanny Templeton,Esther McLaughlin, Gene Burtis,Gladys Gordon, Helen Thompson,Frances Ryan, :Margaret Delaney,Mario� Creyts, james' Nicely, Ber­nard McDonald, Jo"Ln Combs, MoffatElton, Harold Walker, Brook Ballard,Paul Randall, Edward Clark, ChesterGuy, Ray Smith, Frederick Helmholz,Sumner Veazey, and John'Nuveen.At the finance committee meetingtoday tickets will be distributed tothe salesmen. Immediately after the(Cntimud on page 3).,- - - - - - - - - - - - .STUDENTS WHO WELCOME.. 9TH TO MEET AT 9:15proceed to town immediately, underthe leadership of cheerleader Pike. Aportion of the grandstand at VanBuren and Michigan avenue has beenreserved' for' the' 'University, delegatesand a large representation from thecampus is expected. Several officersare former University men.-_._. ._._._ - .emmates won their third match ofCapt. Benjamin Littman and his TELLS OF OPPORTUNITIESFOR UNIVERSITY WOMEN Stevens, organist and director of thechoir, who composed the music. It SALE OF TICKETS FORINTERCLASS HOP OPENShe year yesterday, by winning six Miss Helen Bennett Talks at Meetingmatches from the Northwesternl\I iss Helen Bennett told of the�r"ol"tunities for the college womanafter graduation in a lecture giventrimmed Rossiter in a pail' of sets, yesterday afternoon in IdC Noyes6-1; 6-�; Nath, defeated Kraft, 6-2; hall. The lecture was held under the6-0: ;nd Kramer defeated Singleton, music for the prologue is very won-. ausui-x-s of the vocational guidance derful, very appropriate."6-3; 6-2. Nath and Littman were committee of the Federation of Uni-paired in winning from Kraft and vers.ty Women.Gotan, 6-1; 6-2; and Pike and Kramer Miss Bennett, who is head of thebeat the two other Purple net men. Collegiate Bureau of Occupatio,.,Put Up Good Game of Tennis. emphasized the importance of assist-ing the college student to choose herThe Maroon players are putting up future vocation while in her Freshmana fine game of tennis, and rank about or Sophomore year and urged thatthe best in the conference. So far Dr. studeats arrange their courses with" Reed's team has ... not lost a single .some defini��_,�l"'p��,ip ,t9.the-W�f�.. _,-_.. maic�wiiini�g- fr��-'N(;rthwestCm; they intend to enter. She spoke' ofLake Forest, and Northwestern Un i- the kinds of work open to collegeversity. Ohio State will come to the women who are registered underMidway tomorrow with an, unknown these three classifications: English,aggregation.,squad. The Maroons won four singlesand two doubles matches from thePurple without exerting themselves.Singles Champion Pike lobbed theball over the net for Golan. and tooktwo tame sets, 6-1; 6-0. LittmanI$81,000 LATEST TOTAL ION LOAN SUBSCRIPTIO�Sf' All Reports Not Yet Returned-MillerSays Results So Far AreSatisfactory.�' Dean Miller's Victory loan commit­tee yesterday reported the receipt ofaggregate subscriptions to the amountof $81,000. According to Dean Miller,$5,000 in -subscriptions have been re­ceived since last Monday, when thetotal reached $76,000."Things are progressing in a satis­factory manner," said Dean Milleryesterday. "We have yet to hearfrom certain sources in the Press, andthe University High and ElementarySchools. Certain fraternities havenot yet turned in subscriptions, and Iam counting on the men's solicitingcommittees for more results. I thinkthat with a little effort we shall goover the top by Saturday night."M& AND MRS. HAMPDENTO BE GUESTS OF HONOR, AT DINNER AT BEECHER• Mr. and Mrs. Walter Hampden willbe guests at a dinner to be given atBeecher hall Sunday. Mr. Hampdenis playing the leading role in "Ham­let," now at the Princess theater, andMrs. Hampden plays the part ofOphelia. Mr. Hampden was verymuch pleased with the reception hereceived at the University last week,and he will give another talk inBeecher on Sunday at 2 :30. All stud­ents who missed the opportunity ofhearing Mr. Hampden last week have,.been invited to attend this talk.-,,• of Federation-To Hold UniversityCulfing D:1Y Sunday-Ask for Vol-untcers, will enact in pantomine the argumentof the entire production. Four per­formances will be given, May 16, 17,23, and 24."The same characters will be in theprologue as are in the play," saidCoach Hamilton Coleman yesterday."They will show to the audience theforces that operate antagonistically inthe plot, the Alma Mater, of course�coming out triumphant. Mr. Stevens'Want Men to Usher at Show.John Nuveen has been chosen ashead usher for the Blaekfriars per­formances. He has-casked all menwho want to usher to report to himunder the cleek in Cobb today at 11 :15or to call him at the Alpha Delta Phihouse. Blackstone '1832. Men whousher at .mGr.ettb&n�one:,perfonnancewill' be presented with: a copy of themusic score. They will not be askedto usher at more than two perform­ances. The ushers win be in full eve-literature and' history classification; ning dress.science and mathematics cl assi fica- With the first performance scarcelytion; and social science classification. more than a week off, the ticket saleTells of Work for Students. is keeping the pace of the admittedly"For the girl who is majoring in overworked cast and chorus, which(Continued em pnge 3) are now rehearsing together after­noon and "night.COLLECTION OF THIRTEEN When the University book storeTHOUSAND ORGAN SCORESmoves into its new quarters in EllisPRESENTED TO UNIVERSITY hall;' it will devote its first window--- , trim to the Blackfriars.Mr. William Huber, Jr., Of Hamilton,Ohio, Makes Gift Of Twenty.Two Thousand Selections.Mr. William Huber, Jr., of Hamil- THE DAILY MAROONBULLETIN.Today.ton, 0., has recently given to the Uni-versity his-entire library, consisting Divinity Chapel, Dean Fisher, 11 :15,Haskell assembly.chiefly of music. The collection hasal ready been received at the U niver­sity and will probably be unpackedand placed on the library shelveswithin the next six months.No exact inventory has as yet beenmade; but it is estimated that thislibrary numbers 13,000 organ scores,representing all the leading compos­ers, and approximately 9,000 otherscores, arranged chiefly for the piano,and in addition about 700 volumesdealing largely with the literature ofmusic.The donor, Mr. Huber, has for manyyears been a prominent organist andchoir leader, and the present collect­ion is the result of years of effort inbringing together the best scores, par­ticularly in his special line, namely,organ music. The library contains agreat many publications which are nolonger in the trade and which it wouldprobably be impossible to obtainthrough purchase.Library officials hope that the col­lection may at least be classified, andin part catalogued, during the comingyear. Chapel assembly, college of Com­merce and Administration and sc:hoolof Education, 11 :20, Mandel.World Problems Forum, "Our NegroNeighbors," 4 :10, Harper assembly.Thirty·First Edueational Confer-ence:Principals and Superintendents,10, Kent.Principals and Superintendent.,1:45, Kent.Supper for Administrative Otri­eers, 6, Quadrangle dub.Address, Mr. Henry C. Morrison,7 :30, Kent theatre.Philosophy club, 8, Classics 20.Tomorrow.Divinity chapel, 11 :15, Haskell.Thirty. First Educational. Confer­ence:Scholarship Examinations, 9:30Cobb 12A.Principals and Superintendents,10, Kent theatre.Departmental Conferences, 2:30.Supper for visiting Superintenct.ents, Principals and Teaehen,Ida Noyes.General Session, 8, Mandel. Finance Committee }\Ieets Too.)' atChapel Hour to Organize CaapaigJl-Gerald Westby' Getting Bids forBig "Jazz" Orehestra,CAMPUS GAY AND FESTIVEOVER REMOVAL OF PRESS 'BOOKSTORE TO NEW HOMEDeeerators ' Labor Day and Night toMake Home of Dairy MaidBeautiful.The Morts are throwing a partyFriday and the day after that theSigmas will have a tea-hop at theCooper-Carlton, mindja. But thathas very little to do with the fact thatthe Press bookstore will move next.week, too.The new store in Ellis is nearlyfinished and the formal opening willtake place early in the_ week whenManager Tracht breaks a Hershey nutbar over the front portal. On open­ing day all the salesladies win wearwreaths of dandelioits.The new store will carry a full lineof merchandise, ethics books, bathingcaps, lemon drops, green ink and pic­tures of Prexy. Besides these, theya� getting in a new line of safetyrazors in preparation for the end ofthe mustache race."Tell the students and others at.tending the University," said BossTracht yesterday. "to save theirmoney to spend in our new emporium.'Do your purchasing among luxurioussurroundings' will be our new slogan."The interior of the store will bedone in mahogany, and there will bea family entrance in the rear to allowthe Maroon staff easy accessibility tothe daintymaids, which is the namefor candy, not for the salesladles. HENRY MORRISONTO DELIVER TALKAT CONFERENCEArrange Program With Tufts,Gray, Lyman, Luckhardt,and Breslich as SpeakersPRESIDEN� JUDSON TO PRESIDE.:�Hold Other Lecture Tomorrow.Another program has been plannedby Mr. Armstrong, assistant superin­tendent of the Chicago schools, on"The Use of' App!ied . -Phases of.sci�.!lc� ..in �thf! ,.l!igh Scho!)l _G�niC!1-lum"; and the second, by Supt. Chad-sey, on "Some Problems of ModernHigh Schools."Examinations for the prize schol­arships will be held Friday morning,from 9:30 to 12:30, in Cobb hall.Over three hundred students have reg-istered for the contests. These stu-dents represent a total of forty-t�oschools, twenty-four of which arefrom out of town.Announce Program for Today.The following program has beenarranged for today:Morning Session, 10 A. 1\1.1. "Suggestions for a Course inCitizenship Based on the ExperienceWith, the War Issues Course in theS. A. T. C.," by James H. Tufts.2. "Experiments in Ninth - GradeEnglish.'" William S. Gray, Rollo L.Lyman. �,Afternoon Session, 1 :45 P. M.1. Course 3N, uThe Human Body;an Experiment in Co-operative In­struction." Arno B. Luckhardt.2. "The Use of Tests jn Improvingthe Quality of Teaching High SchoolMathematics." E. R. Breslich.6 P. M. Supper for Administrativeofficers at the Quadrangle club.Evening Session, 7:30 P. 1\1.President Judson. presiding.Address: "The Need of the Day inHigher Education." Henry C. :\Iorri­son, Asst. Secy. Connecticut StateBoard of Education.Consult Concerning Sequences .The deans of the Undergraduateschools will meet their first year stud­ents Friday, May 16, from 11 :20 to11 :50 to discuss sequences. DeanBoynton will meet his students inKent 16; Dean Flint in Classics 10;Dean Gale in Harper MIl; Dean Linnin Cobb 12A, and Dean Miller in Clas­sics 17.2.\IE="TS. to enter the best themes which they. THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 8, 1919�brI iBarUlll1 )'ecl,j':('el in theii· composition classes\ } I f I f h h this .n �r. While the student can takeTh.· <t udent �l'W�papl':- of the ,,,mon!!, tne atest a( sot Co ourl 'nin.r,.;ity of Chicago i;:; bolshevism. Imported apparently! no actin' steps toward entering the----= .:.;:_ =--_. - frO:11 (�l'rlll:.tllY and Russia. et, al., it I compet it ion, every Junior college�ubli:';Il'd lI1()!'llin��, ('xc:e�t Saturday; i.-- :'IJJ"( :l(lill),.!" l':.tpidh· 0\"(.'1' these United I member with less than eighteen rna-:-.un,!:.t,· :'ll,l ;,IOIld:t\·. during' the Au- i •I jurs" .. · .. dit is a potential contestantt umn .. Winter and' Spring quarters. 1 �tatl·:'. And I'i;.:-ht he 1'(' in our midst, , � I..l.. .by �he ]laity :\Ia:'oon (."(lmpany.. 1:11"'::' t'i;i\(,l':,ity of culture and sup-! l Ie rr-tof'orc the prize has. been===--==----==, i'( :- .. dl� :'t ,'aig-ilt t hinkimr, \\"(' find the I awarded for an essay, but this yearEIlITOIUAL DEPAI�T:\lENT 1 I II I.. '1 I dTHE ST.-\FF !1,,1,:,,·\"i:-:t.. At first it was the custom .. ! any t icmo wi ue consu ercu, regal' -..... to �"(llr at him, but till' matter is be- ,1 less of subject matter. By makingCh.. rles C. G rcenc ... �bnaging' Editor I ' , I f hr . 0\ ::::�'.:' l!l()],' and �!10�'t' serious. it It' l'Ompctlt!OI� a regu ur part 0 t eJnh » E. JO..;l,ph,., .... , ,New,..; r .. dit»rI •'a���dl'll1;l' work, )11'. )lcLaughlin hopesI{ tl C zb N E(I'I·t,)]· '1 !-: .. · ... ry man to IllS own way of think-11 1 .en. ertrer ..... , . � ews , to rais« tilt' standard of writing inWilliam ::'ilorg-I'll-terll .... Ath. Editor :::.::: .:0 lvt i: 1)1' al v.ay», But l'\'CIT clJ!l1po,..;it ;011 classes.J '.)::11 .. \:-,h·::ll\ll -t . , . , , ... :,\idlt Editor :�': •. i :--ay what Ih' means and meannelell l�a·;it(.'h, ,Ni�ht Editor , .. hal Ill' "';,l�'�: :'0 should it be always.Howu rd Deale Day Editor ']':,1' t "':Lll' with a majority of Olll' (.'O�.I.\IITTEE WILL GIVE DJ��FRRose Fischkin Day Editor unv, )";.ity holshovist s is that they. Hurold Stansbury .. Associate Editor preach a lot of twaddle that they don't I Lt·agll·.· Hopes to Promote Interest inBefore noon toda�'-depending onthe usual tardiness of the Hail read I Wal'hing-t0n House a;lnounces theAdministration-there will arrive in I CHA�GE RrLES Fon DA YID ; lJ1I'clging- of :\1.. Hogel' Shel'man ofChicago a delegation of real men. BLAIR :\l'LAVGHLI:\ PRIZE; Chic�l�O.The:. arc coming from France, wherethey have been important factors in "in.' Fifty Doll61rs ..\ \l'ard fo1' Bt'Mt·Theme Written hy JuniorC011ege Student.Datly�I "! :l'" 'la:;;l).�l·r��\I:t�. F,·",·dlll:ln Grant � .. 'h':l!·s_\s�i�tant�Circulation-c-H('!lry Pring-Ie Kvit h Kindn'dEdmn.i Eichcrurrr-cn Laurence 'I'ihhct t s\\':.llkr !!,'ekll';':�Entered a:-; :,ccond cbs� mail at theChica�o Postolfice. Chica�o, Illinois.:\Tarch 1�. 1�06. undel' the act of:\1:1 !'C'h �. 1873., "j' SUBSCRIPTION RATESCalled fOI', $2.;'0 a year; $1.00 aqU:.lrter.By Carrier, $3.00 a y�ar; $1.25 aquarter.By l\Iail (city). $3.50 a year; $1.50a quarter.By l'Iaii. (out of town), $.1.2:') ayear: $1.75 a quarter.j" Edi torial Rooms Ellis 12Telephone :\Iidway 800. Local 162Hours: 11:00-11:50; 12:25-6; 7-8Dl1sine�s Office Ellis 1-1Telephone Midway 800, Local 162HOlll's: .May Freedman .. 8-9 A.M,Grant :iUears , .... 4-5 P.M.",THURSDAY, MAY 8, 1919, .. ' )I:\�'S SIZED PEP.making a \'ictol'ious peace for theAllies. They are known as Reilly'SBucks, thank you, and they knowho\\' to flg-hl. But right now they arethrough with fighting, at least for aiittk· while, and they ha\'e come backhome to forget the' hell they ('xpel'i­("'need.Tho:-ie soldi('r:-: are g-Iaci to �('t home-jU:'it 3sk tlwlll-an<i we are glad tohano tll(:m home-just a:-:k lis-hut. If"i."\\"t· want th"lll to know it. .-\ rll�l'('. ' "�Iad-to-�e('-you-back- old - man" \\"on'tdn. L('c:luse conn:ntionai wortis ofwl'lcom(' arc too stale ancl trite, csp .. -('ia lIy (01' llwn whose expL'I'jconces,who,'I' I;\·I'�. han! heen ,·iyid. )Ianyoi' t;lI·:n han' fOI"g'otten that wlle:1.we�ay ".�Iad-to-:-;c,_'-yotl- klCk -again - olel­man'" \';, , r(·all�' mean it. Eyes andlip;; \\ ill tdJ thf'lrl. but \\"he�n thc'yman:!t down �I ichig-all :l\'elllH' they\\,Oil't ;'('(, all tl1o' ('P'::;. they won't\· .. ant tIl(' I! p .. ..;.. :'0 it h�:-; to hp throatsthat take' part in till' formal \\"e)comf'.J·rro . .:i,J,.nt. .JlId�on, ""pr(':"('nt in;.! tllf'i""i'd'!'�it:;, La:' I'xprl',ssf'd tJ1(' desireIhat .1H'ml,(·r:-; oi' tl�(' Clli..-l'r:-;ity assi.stChiea�'() ill ;�i\'jJlg ,n'lcollw to HI'illy'sBloCk..... Tiw ch"(';'-I"a,kr,,,; \\,a;1l men;l:�(t '.'''()l.·,.·n 10 '::' ,-t ;,t tl1(' "C" h('n('hai �):::-: !()(!:t�.. Frl"�) 1 hl'i" tlwy will.:::0 tiO\\"!l 11) ... 11. TL"!'I' \\'ill II<' no ofTi­('::11 ,:i.-!(. :,:-,al fl"O!l1 IlH)rnin;,.:- ('1;l.�S('S,':n · ... I,i: .. of ::(·.;t(·j·d,,�··:-- announe"llwntill 'I'll,· I)ail�' :'laro()!). · .... hil'll ('ai�lf'�. � (.: 1 j r t � , . ! 'I ) : () �" a n (l \ " I' - ;: (' a 1 (J U ....;,.1." .. _1, ::d"rl r,lli "'J"fa;Jli�' "arran�I'­nll'nt:--." ('ollld 1,(· 1�1:1I!" \\'i: II in:,t 1'11('-\.�1an':-:-�ii:('d pe'p (,)1' f)lan':,-�iz('d;);"1> 1 Ila: i:.; \\'hat till' olfirial l"('(,I'P­:i01l ('()�lll)":i!t(·( \':ant:,. and th" l'ni­d'r:-it.. \- ,)f Chj('a.�() .... houlcl IH'lp Till th('0)"(1('1'. (;0 dO\\'n town thi� morning'and gin' your throat thl' ('x(:rci�e itn('f,d:;. .\))L) PAltLOR ,·\CCO�IPLlSH-I,( li-v«. t hat they 1)('\'CI' will bollevo..'ihov ,:t::nd around and talk and talk. : You will appreciate ourwide selection. of Rich, New SpringFabrics --- Fabrics of the latestweaves and correct combinations--­Fabrics decidedly dependable bothas to durability and style.Prices $40, $45, $50and UpwardsU!ailor for Unung flIrn1 N. La Salle St.314 S. Michigan Ave.11 E. 1\Ionroe St.Three Stor(>s:ELD�nOQJe 1IIilSIerdli111ini pencirYour enthusiasm for thingsAmerican will begreater than ever,after you haveused antt EldoradoDo you as a University Student realize the advantages ofthe modern typewriter in connection with your work. Itslegibility, insuring better grades, leaves a permanent recordfor reference at any time.If you are one who have failed to avail yourself of this ad­vantage, or having availed yourself have selected a ma­chine that does not meet up the Highest Standard,The WOODSTOCK will appeal to you, it being the last wordin typewlitel' construction.Improved-Simplified-Modernized.STANDARD SINGLE SHIFT BALL BEARING-LIGHTTOUCH-QUICK ACTlON-SIl\fPLE-QUIET-VISIBLEDURABLE-EFFICIENT.In no other typewriter have �o many of the be�t featuresbeen combined.Our extremely liberal terms to students make it possiblefo.l' you to own � machine th�t you will be proud to takeWIth you, later, mto your busmess 0)' profession.Mr, Clarence McBIide, your fellow student, is representingus and will be glad to meet you in the library at HitchcockHall afternoons between 3 and 6.Woodstock Typewriter Co.Phone Central 5563-5564:-U:U'\':i:;.!t on t IH' 01"<1('1' of th .. pn rIo r : 'j'I!I' \;(':�(-\'a COnlin itt.·.. of thoti·iek..,t(·!". aud, ulthousrh admittedly: i.t·:��:·", v, ;iJ :�i\'(' a dinner tomorrowI : ""'�'. tl:I'Y 1:(,\'<:1' g-et any place. I at Ii i n �:.I League room. Lydia. Miles,TL:l: i:" \\ i t h one exception. and in: '., !!O i. the ehairman of the Geneva� i::!t 1':-;cl'ntio!: lie: t lu- rub. : eonr:l:ttl·(. promise-s an interestingOi. r 'Ja:'!o;" hol.-hov ists can make' �:n-," f'or ::11 who conw. The tiinn('r is.' 'I" t' t I f i ;,.:-iYt'l: i'o;" t l\(, PUi'POSl' of intel'e:-tingn;j;·"'_�·I.< IW:'(' al'l' :"l'n 1111en a, �u -,rc', :it:·. I'motional l!H'n and \';ol11en: the \";OIl1C'll in the Y. W. C. A. confer-(,,::: ::l"\�l:ll"j.; of college \'outhfttlnl'::;s) : t': ("�" which will },t· helel Augllst 1!J to• • . • .... 1 2�) at Lal:(' (ielw\·a.';:,: ': \"JI(l!il lil;..;ltlCC\I"(" dogma playsl,anJc.. '1'111": become members of the! lI(·lpn Thompson. Frances Heruler-•. : :'O!l :..i!:d oth('r� will tell of the liie andparlo:" IJot:hc,·]:"t �chool. pIa\' around,• •• • I 'i)(' aeti\'iti('� at Gene\"a. Lvdia )liles":Ith the same \·ocahi.1laIT of slgmfi- : ' ... .l'''��' '::o,"d:-,. :u,ci make' convel.ts of' ,:..: a:::,lOl:" to Interest a great many. . • _. i ',\'onl<'!l in the conference as a del('ga-i �:('. j' (,', '.�. 1 h(·,· trooJl to hear th ... :. -• ..' • ! ricn of fiit\· will be l'cnt to Geneva!:'. ":,U.' radl(,:ll�, :"OIlH' OT whom are'1 •. 1 thb yeal·.:-< "(,,'j"(, and :::ome of \\"hom are not,.:�I-\: l :',:op Lack to the eamplls to mi!"- i(ll:ot(' ""'pcC'clws. make enemies andt;-ot:hl('. and. as far as I'l'al. effective I �"lIl' .J ournnl of Thl'ology.Th,. Apl·q numbel' of the Americanactian goes, do nothing. _l'arlol' bobhe\"ism i!' quitc \\Tong', .. TcUr!1al of Theology has been issued\':r::',�(' th:lIl real holsh('\"ism, hecause' I,y tl:(' Cnh'el'sity press. It containsit is the yicious dahhling in \\"ords that: :. : al ticl,� ('ntitied "The Federation ofmark:, either the nwntal snob or the: the Christian Church('s in America,"!11C'!1tal dcgt.nf'rate. Better an insane i hy GlOI'J�e Cross of Rochestcr Theo­!li:.l!: or aC'tion than an insinccre ped-! 10.P.'ka! �eminary among its contents.d:,:' oi' WO! .. (f:.: that tlwan things ami:�I!:�: C:!i.lS(' U·ouhlc. \�'ashin�(on House Pledges.Hirs('h Xow Out of Service.Capt. Edwin F. Hirsch, Ph. D., '14,_. 1of the department of Pathology, re-The l ult's �oH'ming the Da\'icl Blail'! ceiwII his discharge at Camp Grant�rcL��i"!�lin pl'i;:e of fifty dollars ha\'e i April 29.bef'!1 ehan�e(I, and the regulations'pl:h;:�;!-:"! in 'I'll(' Daily :\lal'Oon yes-: ================t('ni:.l�· " ':'1'(> entircly incoITf'ct.I n �'('conJance with til<' wish of :\1 r, ; But"\rd,�'i!':' iin. ,!Oi:OI' of the prize, thel'e, NO TILE FLOORSyou will find Well-Seasoned,Home-Cooked Food �tThe University Restaurant(j) st st.. just East of Ellis.will 110 10ng-t'l" he nny set competition. i.\ 1. � It;de:'llt.:j \';lIn h�!'.·(' less uhan eigh- i�(,"::� ;,::1jor:o' Cl'(,d:t and ha\'(� been en- iI'ol!r,d ill an E!"I�);sh composition class I ================-===:hll':n�� the .-\lItuni:1. Wint('1' 01' Spring IF P t S .I;t;a�.t(.::: ()r thf' ClIlTf'nt University I or rom p erV1ce onYI':1I' :m' cOtl:,;cil';·(·d as competitors fOI'! Baggage to All Parts oftlw p!'izl�. ! the City call�tt:'knt" :"�ollld not enter e�s�ys i PETERSON EXPRESS & VAN CO.\\T:ttl'n I':-:peclally fOI' the competition, : 55th and EllisEngl::-;h in:-trtl('tol'S h:1\"c hl'cn asked; Midway 9100 Hyde Park 452WE .announce our extensivesprmg assortment of exclusivepatterns for young men andmen of mature years who de­mand distinctive clothes indi-vid ual1y tailored.The Richard W. Farmer Co.16 W. Jackson Blvd., Chicago •,•TEI•• t' En�areingforprejscieriouworthesociSO�!emlmer.,.-\hekthehop,movotri<wonave:bet\••, f•, C,,,", t., f,'·'''''1 : .... ;.. .'THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 8,1919 ,,'(Continued from page 1)TELLS OF OPPORTUNITIES third street will be called on. About committee and the others who willIFOR UNIVERSITY WOMEN three hundred women live in this have tickets are Dorothy Lardner,district, and therefore the federation George Martin, Loretta Lamb, Arlineis anxious that a great many women Falkcnau, Hans Norgren, Viola Merri-volunteer to act as callers. man, Jane Delaney, George SercK,Get Names at Headquarters. Gerald Westby, Jean Pickett, RollandThose who wish to call will receive Holloway, Buel Hutchinson, Jeaning and many other kinds of work the names of the students whom they Knight, Lewis Kay ton, Herman Van­for which such a course is a good arc to visit at federation headquarters Velzer, Kate Birkhoff, Eleanor Burns,preparation," said Miss Bennett. "The tomorrow between 2 and 5. Those Josephine Parker, Benson Littman,science student is well fitted for va- women who live in the district named Esther Mcl.aughlin, Gladys Rainer,rious kinds of laboratory and research above and who do not I wish to be Ellen Gleason, Richard Flint and Mil­work and for executive positions. For called on have been asked to leave dred Powlison.the woman who is specializing in I their names at headquarters. Chairman Henry says that it is nee-social sclences there is, of course, essary that every member of thissocial service and also such work as committee be at the meeting today, ifI t t d SALE OF TICKETS FOR the sale I'S to get tile 'start that itemp oyrnen manam-rnen an go\'ern- ...INTERCLASS HOP OPENS should.t' English and kindred subjects thereare the fields of journalism, advertis-ment Investigation."(Continued from page 1) Tickets Cost 2.50, Plus Tax.held Sunday, under the auspices of This year tickets will be sold forthe ff>clf't·atinn. The organization mer-t ing tho campus will he flooded two dollars and a half, as in otherhopes to start a tradition by this with tickets. Each member of theyears, but in addition to this the gov­movement and to rnal;e :May f'Dar the committee will have them and they «rnment imposes the usual tax ofoff'ic.ul culling day hereafter. All may abo be purchased through Box twenty-five cents. The number ofwomen liv ing' between Cottage Grove �[..� in the Faculty Exchange. tickets is limited to two hundred.f•c,'\Itt.,• A University calling day will beavenue and Stony Island avenue and,between Fifty-fifth street and Sixtr-l Announce Ticket Sellers.\\'illiarn Henry is chairman of the---MOSER----Shorthand College"The Business College with aUniversity Atmosphere."The Moser Shorthand College enrollsonly high school graduates. It is the onlyschool in Chicago with such a high entrancelequirement� r:- '"0 �"- •• -�.The Secretarial Courses of the MoserShorthand College are complete and thor ..ouzh.. Thev are of a character that will ap ..peal to university students.The work is taken with vounz ladies ofuniversity qualifications. A very Iarae num ..her of University of Chicazo students haveheen enrolled here the past year.PAUL MOSER, J. D., Ph. B.12TH FLOOR LAKE VIEW BUILDING116 South Michigan Avenue·(Opposite Art Institute) CENTRAL 5158MOSER SHORTHAND COLLEGE.1206-116 S. Michigan An' ..Chicago, IllinoisWithout obligating me in any way, please send full informationregarding course cI!cckcd below:o COM PLETE (1'(.'n Months) SECRETARIALCOl TRSE (Beginning September 2, 1919)o TIWEE xrox rus INTENSIVE COURSE(July. August. September)oroo (October, X ovembcr. December)In:(;l'I_AR SIX �fO�TlIS STENOGRAPHICC()tTl�SE (Beginning any Monday)o ,\CC()l'�TI N(; COlTRSE(Ikginning any Monday)Nj\�1 E , , , ..•..... , .l\DDRESS , .(OM) Gerald Westby is now gettingprices on music from the various or­chestra companies. He said yester­(lay, "I don't 'Know yet who I'll get togive the music but I promise it will�: �h��;::�:::)he campus has heard 1'0Dance a Part of Alumni Week.Announcements will be sent out tothe alumni and the dance will be madeO:1e of the features of alumni week.The plan is to make it a big reunionparty for those who are returningfrom the service.Hal'J'Y, McCosh, general chairmanof the dance. said yesterday that thisis going to be the biggest party ofthe year. "The Prom is almost too,formal for some people and overawesthem," he said. "But everybody can stir up some white flannels; so you Ican all come and feel free to have a Igood time. We're looking for a great Idemand for tickets, tho, and you'd Ibetter buy them early before they are Iall gone." IIIDenton H. Sparks, '16, is now at Ithe Ft. Sheridan Hospital and expects Ihis discharge soon. He was injured ina powder explosion Nov. 25 at Jappe­COUlt, France, and returned to theUnited States Feb. 20. IOpen 7 Days a Week.C .. _r- _a_a_._._. __ - _._._ . FISK CAFE1309 E. 57th St.Sparks, '16, at Fort Sheridan. Let Us Show YouOM------------------------hPhone Hyde Park 2433Deliveries MadeWILLIAMSMAKERS OF CHOICE CON-FECTIONS & ICE CREAMI 133 East Fifty-fifth St. i.... ., a_lI_a_a_. a.:.*****Patronize Maroon Advertisers:(.:(.:(.:(.'(.o-·--�·-·------ -.-.-:---.------ -----'-'-'-'----rHotel Cumberland INEW YORK CITYBroadway at Fifty- fourth Street"Broadway" Cars from GrandCentral DepotKept by a College ManHeadquarters for StudentsTen Minutes' Walk from 40 TheatresRooms, with Bath, $2.00 and upSpecial Rates for CollegeTeams and StudentsHARRY P. STIMPSONManagerThe Cumberland does more School and College business than any oth-er hotel in New York Headquarters for Chicago.t. _a_a_a_a_a_ .:.HINSPECT"NEW WOOLENSThey'r"e pleasingly different,' fromcommonplace-Land you'll havepleasure of knowing the pattern of yourchoice is practically confined to you, forwe carry but one or two lengths of each.OURl thetheFOSTER & ODVVARDCorrect Dressers of Young Men7th Floor Republic Building State and Adams StreetsTelephone 8216 HarrisonBig Edition!TOMORROWILimited Number of Copies. Get Yours Early --ScALL the Whi:;tlers are away to­day. so the Staff has to write thisfunny ('01. We- �otta lot of wheezesfrom' the Phi l':-;i�. and with those andthese vou'll see at once why we don'twrite 'the Whistle every day. We'llI".:t�,') , Rose."Kappa Sigma-v-" A Good Man Now­a-Dan; Is Hard to Find:'Phi Kappa P:,i-"You Cannot ShakeThat Shimmie Here."Chi P.si-"I A 'int Got Nobody."Phi Delta Theta-UTilI We MeetPretty."Delta Kappa Epsilon-s-" Anyof a Mun."Delta Upsilon->-" 'n Everything."Pili Gamma Delta - "I 'V 0 n del'Who's Kissing Her Now?"Alpha Tau Omega - "The LiveryStable Blues."Delta Sigma Phi-"The Internation-al Rag."Sigma Nu-"We'l'e Here BecauseWe're Here."Beta Theta Pi-"I Want a LittleBungalow."Sigma Chi-Psi Upsilon - "How You GonnaKeep Them Down on the Farm?", ., '�.� .if:?';;1,-'. NOW, let's see-we have to bef'unnv some more. How about a sam­ple �f conversation in this office, Itisn't funny, but it's savagly realistic.1st Rep.: Root-beer and soda-wa­ter, ice-cream and pop,The Daily Maroon (five cents) isalways on top.2nd Rep: That isn't very funny, Ithink.A tho Rep: It ought to be, "TheDaily Maroon news is always late."Beale: May I have your keys soas I can get my clothes?Helen: Oh gracious, that isn't.nice, I .think, We can't put that in.John: Oh shucks, that's all right.He just means his coat.A 11 of us: Here comes the Capand Gown.PAT Page says that Terhune wonhis "\v" in the ball game at :Madison.noY, page Q. E. D, This is toodl'Y. :\Iorgie says all this is too old,but I'd like to see him do if. Oh,well, here's a complete novel thatDinlic wrote; we'll run that, and canit 5qual'e.The Further Adventures ofTim Idd. '22.Dear Sir:A n�ost unusual expeden{ OCCUlTedto me ye-f,terday. I happened to be��lancing ovel' my diary when I no­ticed that it wa� exactly two months:;ince I hacl last \·isited a tonsorialparlol·. in short, f,in('e the night of theparty in Bazz Hombel"s, new barn,hefore I matj'iculated at the Vni\'er­,.;ity. Fe-pIing that thc time was ripefOl' a \'isitation to the harber's I in­quil'f'o of my classmate in ElementaryTheolog-y of the location of a con­\'eni('nt l'hop, He told mp thel'c was01;(' in tltp ha:-('ll1<'nt of t11<' I�eynoloscluh, A.s soon as I had opportunity J(ound thc huilding', and went clown .', -.'-_ r .... -_.THE, DAILY· MAROON, THURSD�Y, MAY 8, 1919BALD EAGLE FLYING CLUBLock Haven, Pa.Best ex-army instructo�; 15 to 20minutes flying each day; theory ofHenry Asks That Results Be Turned �.==============================��====::==::��===================================================in Soon-Announce FurtherList Later. Tim Idd.'i'BAT'S all, YOUl'S for dullness.U. S.GIVE FRATERNITY BASEEBALLSCHEDVLE FOR THIS WEEKThe interfraternity baseball sched­ule for this week is:Delta Kappa Epsilon vs, Zeta BetaTau and Sigma Chi.Alpha-Delta Phi vs. Phi Kappa Psiand Beta Theta Pi.Chi Psi vs. Sigma Chi ami DeltaTau Delta.Phi Kappa Psi vs. Alpha Delta PJtiand Sigma Nu.Delta Tau Delta vs, Chi Psi andSigma Alpha Epsilon.Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Phi GammaDelta aid Sigma Nu.Beta Theta Pi vs. Psi Upsilon andAlpha Delta Phi.Psi Upsilon \'s. Beta Theta Pi andSigma Chi.Zeta Beta Tau \'s. Delta KappaEpsilon and Kappa Sigma.Kappa Sigma \'s. Zeta Beta Tauand Phi Gamma Delta.Alpha Tau Omega vs. Delta Upsi­lon and Sigma Alpha Epsilon.Sigma Nu \'S. Phi Kappa .Psi andKappa Sigma.Sigma Chi \'s. Delta Kallpa Epsilonand Psi Upsilon.Delta Upsilon \'s. Alpha Tau Omegaand Delta Chi.Phi Gamma Delta \'s. Kappa Sigmaand Phi Kappa Sigma.Sigma Alpha �psilon \'s. Alpha TauOmega and Delta Chi.WIlham Henry has requested thatth(' , ('suIts be turned in to him assoon �-:.;: possible so that percentagesmay be recorded and the new sched­ule made out. The above games musthe played by Saturday night, as afurthel' schedule will be announcedin Th(' naily Maroon of next Friday.,TWO SPOO�S R'ACH WIl.l.,\ I>:\IlT SOPHO)IORES TOBEACH PARTY TmlORROWstain" 'looked all around for a "U. t'pper Juniors Will Build Castlesr:. Next" :-ig'Tl, hut th('re was none in in Sand in Case It�ight. Finally I glanced in an open J)oe�n't Snow.door and ohsel'verl a man applying appculial' machinc to a young gentle- ,Ju�t lik(' the time when youman's head. As I entered he remo\'eo chargNl two pins as admission to yourthe young man's napkin and cried, ole harn yard circus, the Sophomore"Next!" Instantly I was at home, and cJa.<;s is planning to collect twoill a trice had taken my seat in the�ha;L "Siiave ?" inquired the barber,"Y(,:-;, 1 do." 1 replied, "olfce everyweek." He laughed and then took thepeculiar machine and turned it on.·1 l.aven't :�ot anything the matterwi t h my teeth," I said, conjecturingthat he was about to employ a dentaldrill. He ignored me, and appliedthe machine to my head. I conceivedit at once to be an electric hair clip­pr r, as indeed it proved to be. Whenthe barbe-l' had completed the shear­ing', he inquired "Wet, or dry?" Ib('g'in with �0n1(, Phi Psi humor.v .. as at a 105s as to the meaning of his.Iudge 101' yourself', stutornont for a moment, and then avernacular expression flashed into my!'1'O).!,'am of the' Interfraternity Sing. 'Hind. The impertinence of the fellowAlpha Delta Phi - "Throw l'le a appalled me. I replied heatedly, "Sir,I am a prohibitionist." The chapseemed highly amused. He then fin­i�'ll('d combing my hair, removed mycloth, and said "Next!" "Aren't yougoing to dress my hair' with somepomade?" I demanded, for such hadnlways been Barber Lemmon's cus-Again," tom in Sowrun. "I asked you wet orDelta Tau Delta - "Sweet and' (hoy," he answered. Then the meaningof his peculiar remark dawned uponKindmc.' 1 t was too late to repair myblunder, so I paid him and left atonce. It is remarkable what uncom­mon experiences occur to one in astrange metropolis,YoUI' faithful subscriber, spoons a; the door to its b��ch part;' flight; instruction on motors; gun�1 The Corn Exchanget \ I nery; wireless; instruments; com- Nati·onal Bank.0mOlTO\ '. J" t IYes. the sophomores have bribed I passes;, map r�din�; rlggl�g, �:. OF CHICAGOtho weather man and intend to gambol I Recreation, swimmmg, ,�anoemg'I'" " . .f Lak 1\1' I ' f'r I wrestling boxing etc. Tuition $500, (":)ltal, Surplus "nd Undivlded Profitsor. the shores 0 e • IC ligan 10m • ,• , ''I'h b h 'II b to which includes everything. Begms,' $10,000.000.004 :30 to 7. e eac WI e openall members of the class of '21 who July 5 and lasts two months. 11:-; tilt' Largest Xational Bank in theU:\ITED STATESarc willing to take a chance on Jllpi- WANTED _ Corona typewriter in Itel' Pluvius, Indeed Glenn Harding, good condition in exchange for With a Savings Departmenth 'II b t f onies has Iuder Federal Supervisionw 0 WI e mas er 0 cerem I , practically unused Olh'er.' ..urged all members of his class to· 1:\. W. Cor: La Salle and Adams Sts.brighten the scene with his or her OPPORTUNITY for two enterprising In' Y S' to Usd men in oil business to learn from ! rlOg our av, mgs'I ' I kpresence, although he has ma e no. f II lif II Open Saturday Even gs unti 8 0 c ocmention of reimbursements for dam- ground up. Write u y qua 1 ca-,age done to holiday attire, tions and personal future outlook. I=�,=====:-_:::::_==-=:=============The Maroon has, however, been au- Midco Oil Sales Company, Box O,! ---- -.-- h Daily Maroonthorized to announce that food will be Faculty Exchange. ! Subscribe to t eserved, Actually food, and enough togo around if a sufficient number ofthe rapacious seniors can be kept atbav. Tho Social committee hasag�'�('(J to f'urnish further details ofthe other forms of entertainment upon .=.�-. ��� =c-���, . .::.:::-=n. '\.-=.iiiiiiiiiiiiw ' "IF you want the best pipe \11that can be made, youcan get it in a W DC-upto $6. If you want the bestgenuine French Briar thatas little as 75 cents will buy,you can get it in a W D C.American made, in all sizesand styles, and sold at thebest shops.request.The rules of the party are these: i, I1. "Only sOPhomo, res arc eligible to at-II �j,tend, 2. All those who intend to parti- IIcipatei:1 the festivities must give. rtheir names before tonight to Ellen: iiGleason, who may be found at the Ubooth in Cobb at the chapel hour. I 'I�. After entering their names all that.the prospective guests of the class will ,have to do is to appeal' at the newJackson Park bathing beach and pre­sent two spoons."And there you arc. No man ('\"t'r had a betterpipe thr.n this one, Care­lulh' !H'I"':Il:d &:t"n u i n eFrench U:-iar. a !.kr!i�rh� :.:,,1 \'ulciJil.i.t� oit,1;;'�ld :::10 d "tfi]" f:lI:lIht'jIJ� :':1 (,xl,�:rt.CLASSIFIED ADS.\\':\1. UI-::\IU I'" & co., :-;cw YorkOf all the Liberty Loans,this is the most im portant.'Ve went in to win and to winWe WOD. Now we have got to pay our bills.It �eans �e, must see the thing through-Uncledebt IS your oeDt and my debt. Let's, put Over the VictoryLoan with a bang an? square things 'I,l\ - buy for cash andinstaUment6-and do �f today?quickly.Sam'sLibertybuy OD_V}(;tr{lt-y Liberty Loah Committeen.u qtU» COftlrlbut�1I ",lillllll . ..mi1me•oWI(3:1I1:,(,•.. IMato lthe'DbOh:thebutbet· COli1\Iaformobeespi1rna'stacaRsta'."-« IuclstaChifinE• theCOliC&Ilthrseo,talbeCalindlorvarmaeveeusmil�.t' Iahawblasthemoarepel�','.f meda)duhO\suiScistuPret J ,