'Professors of the Seltool of Com- Moliere Tonight at, 8.merce 'and Adminstration were verymuch pleased. and thrilled over the�_ce �Q....be .. given.: by the _COlmn�ce-t GOOD PBRFeRMAliCE'EXPECTEDclub today at 4:15 in Ida Noyes hall.Commerce students are not the onlyones who wili participate in the newlyformed club's first terpsichorean af­fair� as many professors .and instruct­ors have agreed to bring their wivesor friends to the dance.Mr. A. C. Hodge said that he wouldleave accounting statistics go for 3few' hours and Mr. Leverett S. Lyondeclared "Whenever there's a. dance,I'm right on the job." Even DeanMarshall has agreed that he "might"drop in for a few minutes an� Prof,Wright said that he will try his "erybest to be there.scats nearer the stage had already I I lidl ...l. t AAn absolute surprise pertaining to grosser sp enc I y, accornmg 0 s-been reserved by' patronesses and lay the orchestration of the dance has sociate Prof. David, who is directingbrothers, who arc g1'·en- an advance rl D h Ibeen promised by the social commit- the pe ormance. ress re earsa scholee. MPh 1· "tee. And between the different of both plays, "Le aitre at e m,Psi Upsilon Has First Plfe. dances, a' comedian 'Will give vaude- and "Les Femmes Savantes," wereThe order of drawing lots was as vilJe monologues. held' this afternoon in Mandel, andfollows: Tickets must be shown at the door the scenes and costumes arc said to1. Psi Upsilon. before members will' be admitted. be very effective.2. Alpha Delta Phi. These tickets should be bought today Give Fifteenth Century Farce3. Phi Gamma Delta. from members of the committee a11-"Le :Maitre Pathelin" is a fifteenth4. Ka)UNl Sigma. nounced in yesterday's issue of TheI "� 5. Delta Upsilon. Daily Maroon. century farce dealing with the sue-� t - � Zeta .Beta Tau. ��.-:::__ ::-:::. =:.�_.. �... �.==-======== cessful efforts of a thief to outwit throj-" '1 Del T D 1 rascally lawyer whom he has de-.' • 'e,. . ta au eta.· MAROON NINE TO - _ ;'�T:wo->:seene9"'will"be-showri'.. -:_,�-�-:,,�:r- X.ppe-EpeIJon �'---�·""�·�rw;';o;r:.�·�;'rmuN""M"IES"�"">""""""IIil!O!e'J.flf'fOCUmlde,d.,Les' Femmes Savantes," Mol-l- I 9. Beta Theta Pi. ON MICHIGAN- F1ELD( 10. Delta Kappa Epsilon. iere's famous comedy of manners.11. Phi Kappa Sigma. Games Will Be, Hard Ones- This' play deals with the "new" wojn-12. Sigma Chi. ' C d Lea f an of Moliere's time, and has someinder Squa ves or I•13. Sigm�. Alp'ha Epsilon. P rd T amusing characterizations and situa-14. Chi Psi. . u ue omorrow. tions arising from the ever-intriguing'16. Sigma Nu. . TRACK. MEN HAVE EASY TIME woman question. The story deals forOnly a little more than half of the the most part with Philiminte, a wom-fraternities bought tickets for the Maroons Will meet the Wolveri�e an of .advanced ideas, and her twofirst performance. The others will go nine at Ann Arbor in the first. of :l daughters, one of whom is an inferior'Saturday, May 17, and Friday, May two-game series this aftemooe, imitation of'her mother and the other23. The ticket sale for the general CoAch Pat Page is undecided as to his of whom is of the "clinging" type.public wm open Monday at 10:30 at pitching choice, but it is likely that A love entanglement furnishes inter­the box office in Mandel. The box he will start Crisler .against the' Maize est and humor to the plot.office, thenceforward, will be open and Blue. The 'track squad will com- The patronesses for the perform­each day from 10:30 to 3. pete against the Purdue runners to- ance are: Mrs. Harry Pratt Judson,morrow at Lafayette. Mrs. James R. Angell, Mrs. J. GordonThe baseball team-Is up against a Laing, Mrs. William R. Linn, Mrs.tough proposition, .as the Michigan Cyrus Hall McCormick, Mrs.�· Arthurnine is practicany the same as the Ryerson, Mrs. Slason Thompson, Mrs.,one which won the title last year. Russell Tyson, Mrs. Henry WalkerThe Ann Arbor team seemingly has a and Mrs. J. Clarence Webster. Thegreat pitcher in Parks, who wlillfed ushers will be eleven students in thenineteen men in the Indiana game last French department.Saturday � He is rated as being better Tickets Are Still On Salethan, Ruzicka, the ace last year. While the ticket sale has been 'pro-Crisler Harling Good Game \ gressing well, some tickets are still.. Crisler has been hurling great ball on sale at chapel hour at the boothall season, and his pitching against in Cobb and from various members ofNEW W. A. A. CONSTITUTION Wisconsin last week was faultless. the French club. Tickets are one dol-·IS, POSTED IN NOYES BALL There is an outside chance that Ter- Iar, and the proceeds go to the Fath-• I bune may be picked for' the opening erless Children of France.The new constitution of the' W. A. game, as he has had more e_xperience The casts for the two plays follow:A. has been posted on the first floor than "Fritz." Hinkle will be the re-and in the basement of Ida Noyes serve man in case a rescue is neces- (Continued on page 4)hall so that all members of the asso- sary in either game.dation ean read the new rules bef&re The Maroons had worse than badthey vote on the constitution a week luck last year in their series at Annfrom today at chapel hour. The prin- Arbor. Hinkle was beaten aftercipal parts and the main changes in pitching a three-hit game, losing 1-0.the document have been underscored. Terhune was given some support atWomen have been especially urged to the plate- by his mates the next day,study .the appendix, which is shown and won a 7-3 game. Pat carries afor the first time. The appendix sets wrecking crew this year that willforth the duties of managers, captains cause Parks many moments of anxie­and representatives. ty, and if the Wolverine can hold theMaroons scoreless he will be perform-ing quite a feat. 'Track l\len Should Score HighOn the other hand there is DirectorThe Spring Frolic dance, which was A. A. Stagg· and his famous troupeto 'be held today in Rosalie hall, hasbeen postponed iDddDitely.OJ>. r.�,\ .. -:5I.;'_,"'"�I" r.:-f-l-I:1'II.' - I:Vol 17, No� 103 UNJV�RSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIl)AY, MAY.2, 1919 Price 3 Cents:�.-�IPSI U'S WIN: FIRSTCHOICE FOR BUYING'SLACKFRIARS SEATS HOLD COMMERCE DANCEAT 4:15 IN NOYES HALL ALPHA DELT...BOUSE.IS SUBSCRIPTIONS TOSCENE OF SENIOR TEA VICTORY LOAN NOWAMOUNT TO $53,000WAR WORKER WILLSPEAK AT FRENCHPLAYS IN MANDEL Bearded and Beardless MembUs ofClass of 1919 to Revel SundayWith Hospitable AlpJaa Doodles-Attractions Promised. Ellen Gleason to Open BondSales Booth Mondayin Cobb. jFirst Sodal Function of New Organ­ization's Career Will T�ke PlaceToday-Faculty Members to AssistStudents at Party. Mrs. W a I t erA. Brewster. -- Talks at Annual SoireeF ratemities Draw for Orderof Purchasing Tickets­Nath Expects Crowds. Members of .the Senior class,beardless and. otherwise, will be thep��i�pants �!l_� ... ��90J;l� .. &...day- next at the' Alpha De1t how..Hostilities will commence at 3:30 andcontinue until 5:30.Master of Ceremonies William W.Henry has 'contrived to remove rusthoughts long enough from his Char­lie Chaplin to concoct a most amusingprogram. Louis Tilden, who wonfame with his accordion in S. A.. T. C.days, wJ11"be on hand with some ofhis newest ideas. This will be the lastappearance of Tilden before he makeshis bow as' the AI Jol8On of ''TheNaughty Nineties," and will thereforebe well worth bearing. Paul Randall,the classy monologist, will be �n deckwith his "bennenna cake" wheeze andothers as good. Katherine L1ewllynand Lewis Tilden will sing andwhistle, respectively;' Other numberson the .. program are being kept secretin order to keep up the suspense; inother words, there aren't any others,or they haven't been' decided, or "f�don't know who, what or why they .;TICKET SALE OPENS MONDAY SALES. FOR YESTERDAY $5,800'--1�"""'-�Psi Upsilon won first in the frater­nity drawing yesterday afternoon fororder of choice in buying blocks ofseats for "The Naughty Nineties,"which will be presented May 16, 17, 23and 24 in Mandel ball.•Bernard Nath passed a hat among.the representatives of the fraternitieswho gathered at the box office at 3:30.Each representative drew out a slip ofpaper with a number on· it. The PsiUpsilon delegate was the twelfth manto f,iraw. He bought thirty-five.seatsin rows L, M, ar.d N. Most of the Subscriptions amounting to $5,800were added yesterday to the Univer­sity's Victory loan total, bringing upaggregate sales to $53,500.Members of the campaign commit­tee consider this showing somewhajbetter than that made on previousdays. According to this committee,however, greater daily results willhave to be obtained by the sales com­mittees il the University is to reachthe records it made in former loans,in the time .alloted to securing sub­scriptions for Victory loan bonds.Women S!udents Lead l\fen'According to statistics receivedfrom salesmen's \ headquarters, sub­scriptions_ by women students are stillpractically twice the amount of those 'made by the men. . The managing.. ommittee i1J ,doubtful as to wheththis is due to lack of patriotic spir.ton the part of men students or to in­efficiency on the part of' the . solici­tors.' "Members' of the' committee yes­te�ay expressed the hope that themen would realize their position intime�to··iDCrease ·thei:r-subscriptions-tothe: figure. reached by :the . women,"In regard to the soliciting com­mittees," said John Prosser, managerof· bond sales to men students, "thebig poster. in Cobb shows what theyare doing. If they are to keep up thegood work they accomplished in the,recent Y. M. C. A. campaign, thosethermoit)eters must spout a lot higherthan they are spouting at present."Faculty Exchange Sells Bonds �The opening . of the bond salesbooth to � run by Ellen Gleason inCobb has been postponed until Mon­day, owing to the sale of tickets nowgoing on' there. The information of­fice in the faculty exchange, however,was authorized yesterday by DeanMiller to receive subscriptions. Thiswill take the place of the regularbooth until the latter is opened.A second booth is . now beingoperated at the information counteron the third floor of Harper library.Subscriptlons will be received thereat any time of the day. It has beensuggested that a third booth, beopened in the Reynolds club, but thisplan has not yet been definitely de­cided on.Mrs. Walter A. Brewster, -ehairmanof the Chicago committee of theFatherless Children of France fund,will speak between the acts at theSoiree Moliere tonight at 8 in Mandelhall. She will be introduced by Lieut.Sehoell, of the Romance department,who served in the French army.Mrs. Brewster has just returned froma ten weeks trip in France and thusis well acquainted with the work ofthe organization for which she willspeak.Rehearsals for the plays have pre-are.Taking up another phase of thSswell-balanced ,afternoon, we are,(Continued on pogt 3) 'i- ':\>�.. '1:-..'_,.-."��...��MADDEN!'ANNaI.JNCES_:_,_. GUIDFS" FOR· AMNuAL �-ISCHOOL' CONFERENCELuncheon and EntertainmentFeature Is Cut Out by. Committee This Year.:';:EXAMINATIONS HELD FRlDsY' "''.Nath Expects Big Seat Sale Announcement of the guides whowill 'usher the students to variousplaces on the campus during the an­nual conference has been made byFrank Madden, who was recently ap­pointed student assistant to DeanButler. The following members ofIron Mask have volunteered: PercyGraham, Bernard MacDonald, JohnSproehnle, Frank Long, Gerald Wes1rby, Harold Walker, George Serek,Austin Clark, David Bradley, GeorgeKimball, '1:00. Cmtiss, , Paul, Hinkle,Edwin Sackett, RoIaDd Holloway,James' Nicely, and Moffat Elton.Dean Butler will speak, to these menTuesday during ehapel. period in Cobb12A 'and give them net:eSsary instruc­tions and badges.It has been usual for the.UDiversityto provide a luneheon and entertain­ment for the competing·students. Atthis conference, however,-. it has, beendecided to do away' with this. Onlymembers of the senior eIaaes· of therepresentative preparatory schoolswho have been especially recommend­ed by their principals are eligible tocompete. A schOol may enter asmany contestants as it wishes, buteach student is only allowed to takean examination in one subject. Allexaminations will be written next Fri­day fro� 9:30 a. m. to 12:30·,noon inCobb 12A."I expect to find a line stretchingfrom the box office to Fifty-seventhstreet when I open up on Monday,"said Bernard Natb, ticket manager,after the drawing. . "If the campusand 'the public clamber for tickets atthis window as frantically as theyhave been' doing through the mail,We'll need a force of ten men to take . �. '"care of the crowd."Christian Scientists to Meet. .'_,The Christian Science society willmeet Tuesday at 7:30 in Haskell as­sembly. All University studentshave been invited to attend the meet­ing.WEATHER FORECASTUnsettled and continued cool; mod­erate northeasterly winds. Black Bonnet Meets Today.THE DAILY MAROONBULLETIN Black Bonnet will meet today at11 :15 in Cobb 12A for a business ses­sion. -:'\;-:,;.":\,_�-."J'l....(',�.. :;� -.;.�..... ;.J�,....-- ���President Judson and Dean AngellToday. will preside at the administrative ses-Dh·inity chapel, 11 :15, Haskell. sions with principals and superin-Tomorrow. tendents. Among those giving ad-Meetings of University Ruling Bod- dresses of a more or less special char-ies, Harper E41: acter are the following' from the Ubi-Board of Admissions, 9. versity faculty: Director Judd, DeanBoard of Student Organizations, 10. Linn, Dean Marshall, Dean Gray,Board of the Junior and Senior col- ,Prof. Tufts, Prof. Starr, Prof. Cut-leges, 11. ting, and Mr. John Merle Coulter. The residents of Beecher hall willgive their quarterly dance a weekfrom tonight. Good music bas beensecured, and light refreshments willbe served.Beecher Hall to Give Dance.(Ccmtimuul On ""lie 8)J. • v ,2 0: •• :.;.",-- ... ".',, , IIi9, ",bles be restored to private individualsmIJ!' Daily ilarr.Jlu and also predict$ an early return oftelephone and telegraph lines to theThe Student Newapaper of the owners. Possibly Mr. Burleson mayUniversity of Chieaco succeed in directing the avalanche ofPublished mornings, except Saturday, criticism of Republican and Demo­Sunday and Monday, during the Au- cratic leaders to other c:abinet mem­tumn, Winter and Spring quarters, hers. However, you must rememberby the Daily Maroon company. that Messrs. Baker and Daniels haveEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT already had their turn.THE STAFFPostmaster-General Burleson ree- 16-18 E. Jackson Blvd.ommends that Americ:an oc:eanic ea- IMtween Stat. anel Wabash, Chicaao, ,"'I"II Charles C. Greene •• Managing EditorJohn E. Joseph ..•••... News EditorRuth Genzberger •. � ••• News EditorWilliam Morgenstern ••. Ath. EditorJohn Ashenhurst Night EditorHelen Ravitc:b ••.•••••• Night EditorHoward Beale ...••.•..•• Day EditorRose Fischkin •.••••. � ••. Day EditorHarold Stansbury •.• Associate Editor,I, "I',:;!�i,;\ BUSINESS DEPARTMENTl\lanagersMay Freedman Grant S. MearsAssistantsFrank Fenner Keith KindredHenry Pringle Herman McBrayerJ erome Neff Allen HollowayEarl Wooding Edmund Eichengreen;," Entered as second class mail at theChicago Postoffice, Chicago, IllinoiszMarch 13, 1906, under the act 01March 3, 1873 .l;. 1L"•• 4 SUBSCRIPTION RATESCalled for, $2.60 a year; $1.00 aquarter.By.Carrier, $3.00 a year; $1.26 aquarter.By Mail (city), $3.60 a year; $1.60a guarter.By Mail, (out, of town), . $4.25 ayear; $1.76 a quarter.Editorial Rooms •••••••••••• Ellis 12Telephone Midway 800, Loc:al 162Hours: 11:00-11:60; 12:25-6- '1-8Business �ce •••••••••• _._� 14Telephone Midway 800, Loc:al 162Hours: May Freedman .. 8-9 A. M.,Grant Mears ••••• 4--0 P. ¥.FRIDAY, MAY 2, 1919HERE AND THERE.The Paris Council refuses to grantFi�e to the Italians and then, on thene� day, permits Japan to �econtrol over the Shantung pe�despite fonner assertions of the Ori­ental nation. Is this justice or merelypolicy?The Bolsheviki or at least someother "soured" and inappreciativefanatic:al element attempted to striketerror in the hearts of the leaders ofthe nations this week by means ofbombs. Is it not �.ia"how peoplethink or fail to think, when you con­sider the fact that one of the pro­posed victims was Judge Kenesaw M •Landis of Chicago?.,l'. ,The Municipal Voters' League\ isbeing attacked by William HaleThompson. From all indications, theMay.or is determined to abolish orcripple the League, even to the ex­tent of allying with the Roger Sulli­van Democrats in the City Council.Mr. Thompson certainly dislikes criti­cism. In this connection he shouldnot forget his daily "chider," TheChicago Daily Tribune., ;"� ".�',""With the campaign half over,Washington officially reports thatonly one-quarter of the Victory Lib­erty loan fund is subscribed. Con­scription of wealth in peace times mayhe as necessary as conscription ofmen was in war times."Ring" Lardner of newspaperfame, after dwelling at great lengthon the numerous aeroplane flights inthe city dUring the present week,adds in yesterday's letter to FriendHarvey the thoughtful comment thatthis is exhibition week in Chicago forAdam's apples. It will be surprisingthe number of people who will feelincluded by this remark. The Gennan delegates and Alliesare In session this week to discuss the ==============peace treaty. Such a complete meet-ing of minds is looked forward to byall that cables announce the text ofthe peace treaty will be publiclyknown Monday. To be sure, it doesnot take long to sign you: name,even to such a detailed and importantdocument as the treaty ending theWorld War. ., 'ji,Secretary of the Navy JosephusDaniels is reported to have had lunchwith King George of England thisweek. Is it/possible that the editorof "Life" will fail'to see this noticeand, thereby, lose an opportunity tosay something about what positiondoes for you?COMMUNICATIONS(In view of the fact that the com­munication column of the Daily MSl­roon is maintained as a clearing housefor students and faculty opinion, TheMaroon accepts no responsibility forthe sentiments therein expressed.Communications are we1c:omelcl by theeditor, and should be signed as anevidence of good faith, although thename will not be published withoutthe writer's consenL)THAT GREENWOOD WATCHMAN.To the Editor of The Maroon:,What has become of the watc:hmanwho used to patrol the Midway be­tween Halper b'brary and GreenWoodball, Do the authorities think that'his services are no longer necessary,or was he too expensive an upkeep,It is necessary for many of the resi­dents of Greenwood hall to cress theMidway to the library every night be­ween 7 and 10. It is a very dark\falk, and is quite unsafe for a womanto walk alone.Tuesday night, as one of �e womenwas walking down Greenwood avenue,she was ac:costed by a negro, whotried to grab her ann. Fortunately,she was able to free herself and ranscreaming bac:k to the dormitory.Barry MitchellSUITS MADETO ORDER. .Only $35.00EXTRA PAIR OF PANTSFREE WITH EVERY SUITBarry' Mitchell 1\�l�" . J.1. ['�'J.\v".,This oc:eurrence baa terrifled the resi­dents of ali the women's dormitories,for this is a good illustration of whatcan happen i� that deserted place. ISince it is necessary for those womento cross the Midway at that hour, the IUniversity should make adequate pro­visions for their protection. Why notstation a policeman at the comer of IIGreenwood "avenue ana Sixtiethstreet! � .,C@_g,��. �1tintn� 'U�i.s�in9 ��b;'MADISON AVENUE COR. FORTY-FOURTH STRUTNEW YORKTelephone M'll1Tay Hill 8800ISTA8USHID 18 ••"88."We have been obligedto cancel all further ,visits of OU1· Representativespreviously announced for this S�ring• We shall, however, be gladto be of service to purchasers in ourNew York StoreAThree Million DollarBANKSubscribe for The MaroonBOSTON SALES - OFrIC£STREMONT COR. BOYLSTON STREET NEWPORT SAL£S-O�F1CEb�20 BELLEVUE AVENU.'1204 'East 63rd StreetNEAREST BANK TOUNIVERSITY OF CmCAGOHow High WillMeat Prices GO?Swift & Company does not knowwhether 'prices will go higher or 'lower.,It depends upon country-wide andworld conditions that Swift & Companycannot 'control and cannot foresee.\IAll theworldneeds meat, and' onlya small part of the world Is raising livestock So live stock is dear now, andmeat prices must keep pace.ICompetition will continue to keepthe "spread"' low so that the price youpay for meat will be as close as possibleto what must be pafd for live 'stock,Our profit ,of only' a fraction of acent a pound, is no greater when pricesare highthan when they are low.Swift & Company, U. S. A ,_".,.. ......�. , ofIn,� th.j1,lldoPl'lmEliaha'fil'lCOlPudruris. ._ ,., ...... �t� • .. 'l( .. '\'..; '."., , I. \ ...-G=.. j'�...."" ,...-�,. ,4,�.'....JI".,',.... ,.I. ..�t! ... 'I. •i.�'..,.'1l1, broad jump-Annan, Bushnell, Gra- food. Sandwiches and sich will be aU8Pi� of the Y. M. C. A. �d Y. w.ham, Guerin, Kennedy, Veazey; high abundant. C. L. Those wishing to go are askedjump - Bushnell, Graham, Veazey, In conclusion, we might quote Mr. to meet at the Hyde Park BaptistAmes; pole vault-Annan, Graham. I Henry, or Miss Lamb, or CoL House, church, Fifty-sixth street and Wood-. I but instead we'll just urge all the lawn avenue.ALPHA DELT HOUSE IS 1919'ers to drop around and join the In order to secure as large 3SCENE OF SENIOR TEA revellers. crowd as possible a dance has beenI arranged for the group, to be held inSTUDENTS VISIT OGDEN PARK the Ogden Park ·clubhouse. Therewill be dancing and refreshments.University students interested in All men and women of the Univel'8itysocial service work will make a trip interested in small park and play­to Ogden Park today, under the ground work are invited.MAROON NINE TOPLAY WOLVERINES run-Annan,· Han,. Harris, Kennedy,ON MICHIGAN FIFlD' McCosh, Moore, Speer; 88O-yard run-, - -Cox, Hall, Kennedy, Lewis, Long,(Continued from page 1) McCosh, E. H. Moore, R. M. Moore,Speer; one-mile run-Cox, Harding,Lewis, Long, McCosh, E. H. Moore,R. M. Moore, Speer; two-mile -run-e­Cox, Harding, Lewis, Long, McCosh,Mather, E. H. Moore, Watson.220 high hurdles-Ames, Annan,Bushnell, Graham, Hall, Guerin; 220low hurdles-Ames, Annan, Bushnell,Guerin, Hall, Harris, R. M. Moore.shot put-Annan, Gorgas, Jackson,McWilliams; hammer throw-Annan,Gorgas, Jackson, McWilliams, Reber;discus--Annan, Gorgas, Jackson, Mc­Williams, Schneberger.Javelin - Annan, Gorgas, Jackson,McWilliams, Reber, Schneberger;Gemmill, Banis, KeDD�1; 44O-yardof watch winne!.:.8' There are noIngersols up for, the Purdue meet, but- the spiked shoe men will run anyway,j1.lst to show the Boilermakers how todo it. The middl'e distance events a�pretty sure to be swept by Stagg'smen, and Gorgas, Jackson, McWil­Iiams, and the rest of the field menhave more than even chances forfirsts. Gorgas, will have plenty ofcompetition in the shot, however, asPurdue boasts the conference winner.The Chicago entries are: l00-yarddash-Annan, Crane, Gemmill, Har­ris; 220-yard dash-Annan, Crane, (Continued from pa.ge 1)pleased to announce that the sport­ively inclined will have their innings.Numerous contests of a thrilling andcompetitive nature are to be promul­gated, with judges and prizes andet al. and etc. The prizes will con­sist of mustache cups for the success- Iful he'S, and -- - for the suc-!cessful taggers. IRefreshments, Omee, Omi, yes, imais oui. Of course it is. a tea, m' jdears. But then it is the Alpha,Doodle house, hence there will be II=======1!An assortment of Fabricsvaried, unusual, correct. Two-toneeffects predominate.' Mixtures ofGreen and Brown, Bluish Greens,Irridescent Effects in every shade'and pa Uern. I IM Ol:\T ROE IARRow-'OLLAR, FOR.SPRINGoJy & Co. Inc. TroyNY.A visit invitedthree stores--- to any of our .-,7 N. La Salle St.Th� Stores: 3U S. Michigan Ave.71 E. Monroe SL You smack your lips over it,because you like its taste, its quality.its genuine gratification. It satisfiesthirst,Nobody has ever been able to suc­cessfully imitate it, because its qualityis indelibly registered in the taste ofthe American public.Dcmud the .eDuiDe by fall lWDe-Dicbamea eocounae aubetitatiOD.THE COCA-COLA CO.Atlanta. G8.•Young men make this store their styleheadquarters because "We know sowell just what they wantmailnr for 'Dung amIT'S easy to please the young man when a store studies his likesand dislikes as we do here We talk his own Ianguage in clothes;_'"we understand him and he understands us Right now he wants anair of brisk smartness in his clothes We have it for him, both insuits and in overcoats, embodying the individual style distinctions"F eaturing Hart Schaffner & Marx'excl usi ve confined sty Ie clothes"Beautiful, snappy models in .single and double breasted types;close fitting types and military types High welt-waist models withthe newest lapels, Bare' skirts and curved hips; new two-button ef­fects with ultra-styled pockets; the latest in all patterns and materials;-rich colorings; the finest you ;'can buy Solid value and real wear inall of themConserve the DollarTIl.! Dictionary gives as �e meaning of theword CONSERVE "to keep in being, keepalive."The conservation of the DoDar is Dot accom­plished. by hoarding it, but rather by spendingit wisely.For instance,SHIRTS�r one of our four loop stores will show you"Washington Label" shirts that' will easilysatisfy all your desire for 'style and exclusive­ness and at the same time the prices will helpyou "Conserve the DoDan." $25 $30 $35 $40 $50 $60Open Saturday evening until 9 P. M.FURNISHERS TO HIS MAJESTY THE AMERICAN CI'nZEN MauriceFRED L. ROSS BACK, President - Moneycheerfullyrefunded Southwest Comer Jackson and State ChicagoMinneapolisSt. PaulMadison and LaSalle, Otis Bldg.58 E. Monroe St., Powen Bldg.JacDon and Dearborn, Dearborn and WuldnltoD L Ro t h sch il dGo�d clothes; nothing else .1I. ti','�I�I"�I'.",".> .',;,_.'.�.. ';','. "l\laitre Pierre PathelinWE wrote that, not so much for Pathelin Carlin CrandallGuillaume William AndersonLe juge Harry LutherLe berger .. Associate Professor DavidGuillemette, Francoise Ruet","-::J ••Ge seraix une piece magnifique­"Les Robes de Nuit Risquees."Venez ouir des chansons gaies;Et Crandall fait une femme chic.-Adv.Friar dope, as to show that we aren't3S ighorant as some folks think. Weadmit, that the metre is not just rightand that the second and third Jines"..'j don't rhyme as they should, but any­way, it ought to be worth a eomp.Io._..',�.1lr THE Whistle staff wishes to an­nounce that for reasons altogethersufficient for itself, the supple andliterary edition that, Ashy, warnedabout yesterday will not be publishedtoday. It would have made extra­work, you see, and besides, Clulrliebrought around a Whistle todaywhich he said he didn't write, butwhich he said was clever anyway.We will, therefore, scatter the effortsof the prolific and modest contributoramong our own feeble persiflage.. GIVE HIM A BARREL AND SAVETROUBLE...,,' ON the Phi Psi mantle: Will thebrothers who have borrowed my neck­ties, collars, shirts, theme-paper, hairbrush, tooth paste, handkerchiefs andshoe brush please return the same, ;;.convenient.Austin Noah Clark.We Bite.Harry English, calling from tele­phone to the. three-cushion demons:"Who is a Sigma Chi?"Voice from the last-tablet "You'rawrong, Harry. Why is a Sigma Chi!"ADD TO ETHICAL ADS.Jake Famous is oft'ering specialprices for cleaning tennis trou forthe interclass hop. Says the sign:"Pants cleaned--one-balf off.",Drahma.�.l\Iaroon office.Cub reporter: In the Friar show,Reber says to a lady that she smellsof Jockey Club. Charlie, what isJockey Club? Perfume?Charlie (sighing): Yeh.I.',""�,CAMPUS NOTES.In the drawing for seats for the bigshow, the Psi U's got first. Ain't thatpeculiar? ,When Hans Norgren gets throughwith his mustache, he says he willconvert it into a spa* plug cleaner.The prizes to be handed out at theSenior tea will consist of mustachecups and magnifying glasses.With measles in April and measles inJune,To cause all our leaders to sicken andswoon,We tremble to think that the lasttaken downIs Clarence Gunsaulus EtceteraBrown. N'ellie.Famous Fermaliries ;"I'm sorry, but I've made other ar­rangements." .'Aral. WAR -WORKER WILLSPEAK 'AT 'FRENCHPLAYS IN MANDELHAMLET(Contintud from pag� 1) 'MATINEES SHUBERT·THURSDAY and P R INC E S 5SATURDAY, 2:15'Chi Will Lik M H pd "-F.VE�I�G-, icago e r. am en. A!\fERICA�WALTERHA:MPDEN EVERY NIGHTPHONE CENTRAL 8240 at 8:10Lea Femmes SavantesTrissotin Abraham RosenthalChrysale Herbert GrantPhifiminte , .. Henriette GrandjeanArmande , ,. Marion RubovitzBelise , .. , Ruth MalloryHenriette �ces Ryanl'tlartine Carroll Mason "A creat perfo�nce."-Chicago Journal."Best Hamlet or a generation,"-:\. Y. Eve, Post."Hampden's Hamlet real human INbeing."-I'hila. Public Ledcer "Hamlet is a goed show, Let's 10."-Chicago T'ribune."No counterpart on any stage."-:\. Y. (;101)(',"His acting is unparalleled."-Baltimore EH'. Sun."Acting or the highest order."-Chicago American"Easily the uni�ue event of thedramatic year.'--:\. Y. WorM."This is he, Hamlet the Dane."-\\'ash. Post."Greatnt living Hamlet."-Clayton Hamilton."More power to Hamlet."-Chicago Herald & Examiner."Finnt Hamlet of the time."-The Bellman.Greenwood Will Give Dance.Greenwood han will give· a formaldance tomorrow night at 8:30. Theresidents of the hall will also give atea-dance on May 27 from 4 to 6. With Notable Cast. Including ALBERT BRUNING,MABEL MOORE and MARY HALL.Prices SOc to $2.50. Mail Orders Filled in Order" of Receipt.CLASSIFlED ADS.OPPORTUNITY for two enterprisingmen in oil, business to learn fromground up. Write fully qualifica­tions and personal future outlook.Midco Oil Sales Company, Box O�Faculty Exchange. 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