,a�)I��. , -� i � aroon - .. ,- Vol. 17, No. 94. Price 3 CentsTEN MAROONS. TOTRAVEL TO·IOWAFOR TWO GAMESPat· s Squad to Play Iowa andAmes on Friday andSaturday.TWO TOSSERS' TO GO ALONGgame trip to Iowa tonight, where theconference sched'ule opens, and abouteight of Page's aspiring � tossers are.,.' Terhune and Crisler Both GooCI.It has- not been decided who willpitch the opening game. Both Ter­hune and Crisler are going well, andeither ought to be able to fool theIowans for nine rounds. The semi­pros of -the city were unable to hittheir slants, and Pat does not eXpeetthe college teams to connect veryoften. Capt. Terhune will probablytake the first game, with Crisler pitch­ing against Ames. Hinkle, who is be­'ing made into a shortatop, will be therelief man, in the remote case thataccidents happen. .Vollmer, the old reliable behind thebat, will do the catching-again thisseason, and, as usual, do it well. Cur­tiss is playing.a good game at first,and Mochel is still hitting them farand often, but has not improved muchin his fielding. "Hink" looks to bethe choice at shortstop, both becausehe can hit well and field certainly."Seoop!' Smith, shortstop last year,and "Movie" O'Brien, utility man, aremaking graceful motions around sec­ond. Both are still on the fence, anduntil Pat passes out the tickets this. afternoon, the job will be in doubt.Berck Good in Outfield.Serck is the class of the outfield.He covers lots of ground, and is re­liable at the plate. Elton is develop­ing fairly fast, and will be a depend­able man for left. Ford, Cole andKirkhoff are all trying for the openposition, but Birkhoft' seems to havethe jump.: '1....., .., .'. .,',_.Business Staff Will Meet.The business staff of The Daily Ma­roon will meet tomorrow at 11 :15 inthe business office, Ellis 14. All mem­,bera of the business staff have beenrequested to attenci UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 17, 1919ONLY TWO DAYS LEFrFOR Y. M. C. A. CAMPAIGNUrge Men to Pledge to "Chieago inCairo" Fuod-Dr. Sanis Will Speakat Forum Tomorrow in Harper.(Continuad on pags 2)Last year's production was. eonsideredvery successful, and the directors areplanning to make this. one even better.The parts in the plays will be takenby students ill the French department,with the excepti�n of the role of theshepherd in "Maitre Pierre Pathelin,"which will be played by Associate Pr0-Cessor David. Prof.' David, who iscoaching the production, said yester­day:"All those who share in the mirth0) this .M�1iere evening win find thatthere is nothing out of date about thehumor of these selections. Moliere'swit will never be . obsolete, and thebroad farce of 'Maitre Pathelin' pro­vokes as hearty a laugh today 38 itdid in the France of four centuriesago."The casts of the plays follow:Les Femmes Savantes.Trissotin ........• Abraham RosenthalChrysale .•....•....... Herbert GrantPhiJiminte Henriette GrandjeanArmande ........•.. Marion RUbovitzBelise ..•..•..........• Ruth MalloryHenriette ••.....•..•.. Fran� RyanMartine ..............• Carroll MasonMaitre Pierre Pathelin.Pathelin : Carlin CrandallGuillaume .....•... William AndersonLe iuge ...•.........••. Harry LutherLe berger .. ASSOCiate Professor DavidGuillemette ...•.....• Franeoiae Ruet MILLER ANNOUNCESFACULTY MEMBERS ,TO ASSIST IN DRIVE MAROO� WILL PUBLISH NOMINA nONS FORLI'l'ERARY SUPPLEMENT COUNCIL WILL BEMADE TOMORROWStudents Are Asked to ContributePoems, Essays, Sketehes, Stories,Editorials-First Number Will Ap­pear in Two Weeks.With only two more days remainingin the Y. M. C. A. foreign servicecampaign at -the University, it wasseen yesterday that workers wouldhave .to exert themselves to the ut­most to secure the two thousand dol­lars set as the campaign goal. Onlya small proportion of the men haveTen Maroons will make the two- made pledges, and it is necessary thateveryone participate if the drive is tobe a success. Totals for yesterdaywere smaller than those of Mondayand' Tuesday. Only. about one-third�'ondering whether or not they are of the desired sum has been promised,going to be in the crowd. Two pitch- and it is evident that solicitors willers must go, and the players that arc be called upon to use heroic measures.Team two continued to lead with al­picked \\;11 probably be regulars for most one hundred and fifty dollars ofthe coming season. To console the subscriptions. The largest single sub­losers, Pat has announced that he will scription came from Mr. Darby Day,take the whole crowd up to Cubs one of the speakers at the Mondaypark The athletic department is run- night rally, for fifty dollars. The av-n· erage pledge is about four dollars.lDg close to the end of the bankroll, President Judson and Dr. Burtonand fares on the "L" are about all have heartily commended the "Chicagothat Business Manager Merriam will in Cairo" drive. "The Y. M. C. A.be able to pay this season. gives the young men in other countriesThe University of Iowa team win !'something they would not otherwisefurnish the opposition in the first get. In influencing these young mengame of the Big Ten schedule on Fri- we would be shaping the future his­day, and the next day Ames will beplayed. The practice game with theCubs comes Monday, the Maroons ar­riving in town Sunday. Both Iowa\"\ �;-:- teams are unknown, but Page hasstrong hopes of ·trimming the confer­ence team. Ames does not count inthe standing; and a defeat will' not" matter greatly. _I inary, Oriental Languages and Bibli­cal Literature, Prof. Smith; Classicsgroup, Prof. Bonner; Romance, Assist­ant Professor Neff; Germanics, Asso­ciate Professor Goettsch; English andGeneral Literature, Associate Pro­fessor Baskeriill; Mathematics andAstronomy, Prof. Bliss; Physics, As-ANt'i0UNCE PI�A YERS FOR sistant Professor Ikmon; Chemistry, PERSIAN LYRIC POETRY:ANNUAL l\fOLIERE SOIREE -Prof. Stieglitz; Earth Sciences, Prof. IS SUBJECT OF SECONDGIVEN MAY 2 IN MANDEL. W�ler;Zoology,Dean.NeWman�Phys- .. _.�.c. ",:.LECnlBE"BL.JACKSON_--- iology, Prof. Bensley; Botany, Prof. ---l\lembers of and Students in Depart- Coulter; Pathology, Hygiene and Bac- Last Ledure of Series to Be Givenment of Frenc:h Prepare for teriology, Prof. Jordan; Public Speak- Tomorrow' at " inBenefit Performance. ing, Assistant Professor Nelson; Phys- Harper.--- ieal Culture (men), Director Stagg; ---Casts for the two plays to be pre- women, Miss Dudley; Law school, In his second lecture on Persiansented at the annual Soiree Moliere,4 Prof. Bigelow; College of Education, poetry, giveJ\ yesterday in Harper,which will be given May 2 in Mandel Associate Professor Gray; University Prof. A. V. Williams Jackson spokehall, have been selected. The scenes Higb school, Mr. Harris; Universl'''_ d L . ""3 on "Persian Mystic an ync Poetry.to be presented are drawn from Elementary school, Mr. Gillett. thHe will give the third lecture of eMoliere's "Les Femmes Savantes" _series today at Harper assembly room(Act 2, Scenes 5 and 6; Act 3, Scene1), which will be followed by the fif- In addition to these faculty mem- Prof. .Jac:kson talked yesterday oftee nth century farce, "Maitre Pierre be ti the mysticism and veiled allego!'yrs, several representa: ives of thePathelin." business departments will also be which, with the lyric element, is aThis performance, like that of last asked by Dean Miller to canvass their keynote of all Persian poetry. He toldyear, will be given for the benefit of ft'i Th " II first of the ri� of Sufi poetry ando Ices. ey are as ro ows:read from three writerS\ of it, Abuthe Fatherless Children of France. Press, Mr. McFarland.; Auditor's of-fice, Mr. Plimpton; Buildings and Hashim, Ibrahim Adham and Rabi'a.The last one, a woman, he comparedGrounds, Mr. Rouse; Cobb clerical to Saint Theresa. He discussed atforce, Miss Ott; Correspondence de-partment, Mr. Mallory; University Ii- length the' fundamentals of mysticbraries, Prof. Burton; Ida Noyes hall, thought and the Sufi voqbulary. AsMrs. Goodspeed; Commissary depart- the characteristics of the Persianment, Miss Coburn. mystic he named love, fate, humilityand modesty.Committee of Instructors WillHelp Secure Subscriptionsto Victory Loan. In the absence of any student lit­erary magazine on the campus, TheDaily Maroon has decided to publisha literary supplement. The first num­ber wiII appear two weeks from to­morrow, and wiII probably be followedby two others.The plan of The Maroon is to gatherup some of the best work that is be­ing done by students and to arouseand foster an interest in good writingof all kinds. •Ask Students to Send Manuscripts....FORMER .WORKERS OFFER AIDDean Miller, who is in charge ofthe University's share of the VictoryLoan drive starting next Monday, yes­terday gave out the names of the fac­ulty members who will be asked toaid in securing subscriptions from'their various departments. The list The literary supplement is to con-tain poems, sketches, short essays,follows: short stories, editorials and, in fact',Philosophy and Psychology, Prof. any form of writing that is not tooTufts; Political Economy and Com- lengthy. Contributions are solicited;merce and Administration, Mr. WiI- all students who are interested inliam H. Spencer; Political Science and writing are urged to bring manuscriptsSociology, Mr. Frederick D. Bramhall; to The Daily Maroon office, Ellis 12,or to send them through the FacultyHistory, Prof. Dodd; Theological Sem- exchange, Box O.The Chicagoan, the literary maga­zine of last year, would probably havepublished such materials as The Ma­roon is desirous of obtaining, but themonthly was temporarily abandoned(Continued on fJ!:'ge S,Business Departments Help.(Continued on page 2) As, the three most prominent of themysticwri�rs,P.ro£J��nnam�Sanai, Attar and Rumi, and readtranslations from each of them.Among the other writers whom hediscussed as the greatest of the groupwere Sa'di and Hafiz. Hafiz he spokeof as the greatest of all Persian IYl'icpoets. In conclusion, Prof. Jacksonread from the works of Jami, a classicmystic, lyrist and romanticist whodied as late as 1492-. The third and last of the lectureson Persian poetry will be deliveredthis afternoon at the same time. Prof.Jackson is of the department of Indo­Iranian Languages at Columbia uni­versity. He is here speaking on theWilliam Vaughn Moody foundation.WEATHER· FORECASTPartly eloudy; c:ontinued c:ooI; freshnortheasterly winds.THE DAILY MAROONBULLETINToday.Divinity chapel, 11 :15, Haskell.Chapel, College of Commerce andAdministration and College of Educa­tion, 1 t :20, Mandel.l\Ioody Ieetnre, 4:30, Harper.Scout LeaClers' Training elas&, 7:30,Ellis 3.Tomorrow.Divinity ehapel,'n:t5, Daskell.Board of Physical Culture anCl Ath- Blue Bottles l\Iay Obtain Pins.letic:s, 4, Harper E. 41. ---World �oblems Forum, 4:10, Dar- M�bers of Blue Bottle, who haveper. . not yet obtained their pins, may se-Cosmopolitan and InternatIonal cure them from Helen Beck of Wood-elubs, 7 :30, Ida Noyes hall. lawn house. Will Annoul,}ce Candidates forHonor Commission-. MayEliminate Freshmen.WILL ELECT NEXT THURSDAYNominations for members of theUndergraduate council will be madetomorrow at chapel period. The _juniors \\;1I meet in Kent west, thesophomores in Kent east, and thefreshmen in Kent theater. At themeetings, the class presidents wiIread the list of candidates for theHonor commission that has been prepared by the present members of thecommission. Elections for both thecouncil and Honor commission will beheld Thursday, April 24. .There will be seven members electedto the .couneilj 'three juniors, twosophomores, and two freshmen. Thecustom of electing one woman fromeach class will probably be adhered to. Nomination by petition will be allowedin both the council and commissionSuch petitions must bear the names often undergraduate students and shouldbe in the hands of Frank Long, chair­man of the elections committee byMonday at 6. . ,All Candi�tes Mast Speak.- � - candidate· for' election mUstmake a three-minute speech before hisown class. The juniors will meet forthis purpose Tuesday at chapel hourWhile the freshmen and sophomoreswill meet Wednesday at the sametime. Speeches will be made in thesame rooms as the nominations. Eachcandidate is asked to hand in a list ofactivities, majors, and grade pointsto his class president after meetingFriday. •It has been decided to effect a radical change in the formation of theHonor commission. A plan is beingconsidered to eliminate members of thefreshman class from the commissionas the first-year .students are not Suf�ficiently acquainted with the Universi­ty affairs. If this change is broughtabout the lists which are announcedat the meetings Friday will probablyhave to be altered.Will Publish Lists Tomorrow.Eligibility lists will be out tomor­row, and studeJ1ts have been advisedto examine these lists to' see that theyare recorded with the right class. Theeligibility of the voters must be set­tled not later than Tuesday of nextweek.Class tickets are necessary to voteat the elections next Thursday. Thesebickets will be for sale at the priceof fifty cents, and may be purchasedfrom representatives of the variousclasses in Cobb hall, next week, atchapel time. The tickets may also bepurchased from the class treasurers,and the members of the finance com­mittees. Students selling class ticketshave been instructed to hand in ticketstubs and unsold tickets by noon Wed­ncsday, in order that the names ofthe purchasers may be on the lists aseligible for voting. ."r:Three Fourthers Meet Today.___ IBecause undergraduate nominationswill be held tomorrow during chapelperiod, the Three Quarters club willmeet today instead of tomorrow dur­ing chapel period, in Cobb 12 A.2 - .,.-.".THE DAILY MAROON, ,THURSDAY, APRIL 17, 1919Just what is the trouble? ThePublished mornings, except Saturday,Sunday and Monday, during the Au- topics of the hour are as interestingtumn, Winter and Spring quarters, as any novel. Remember that truthby the Daily Maroon company.is stranger than fiction. Furthermore,the present moment is one of the mosteCharles C. Greene .. Managing Editor important in the world's history. TheseJohn E. Joseph News Editor years have an immense bearing on theRuth Genzberger News Editor future of civilization. Think of theWilliam Morgenstern Ath. Editor far-reaching results of the ConferenceJohn Ashenhurst Night Editor at Paris. of the reforms sweeping theHelen Ravitch Night Editor d fBI h . ,earth, an 0 0 s evism:Howard Beale Day EditorWhat is the lesson? Read theRose Fischkin Day EditorHarold Stansbury .. Associate Editor morning and evening papers andstandard weeklies and monthlies. Reg-ister for a current problems course.Managers!\I:l�. Freedman Grant S. Mears Talk with your parents or with out-Assistants siders on current events. Awaken toFrank Fenner Keith Kindred the fact that the problems of theHenry Pringle Herman :\lcBrayer world and the doings of your fellow-Jerome Neff Allen Holloway men are worth your consideration.Earl Wooding Edmund EichengreenmIJr laily _arnonThe Student New8paper of tbeUniversity of Chicago·t!;EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTTHE STAFFBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEntered as second class mail at theChicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois,March 13, 1906, under the act ofMarch 3, 1878.'J,. � SUBSCRIPTION RATESCalled for, $2.50 a year; $1.00 aquarter.By Carrier, $3.00 a year; $1.25 aquarter.By Mail (city), $3.50 a year; $1.50a quarter.By Maii, (out of town), $4.25 ayear; $1.75 a quarter.Editorial Rooms Ellis 12Telephone Midway 800, Local 162Hours: 11:00-11:50; 12:25-6; 7-8Business Office .....•....... Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800, Local 162Hours: May Freedman .. 8-9 A. M.Grant Meal'3 •.•• .4---5 P. M.THURSDAY, APRIL 17, 1919CURRENT TOPICS.College students do not read dailynewspapers or magazines. The aver­age person in school simply cannotbe bothered about such unimportantmatters as special articles, news stu­ries or editorials. And the Universityof Chicago students are no exceptionto the general rule that college stu­dents are shamefully uninfonned onthe current' topics of the day.The thought of this editorialo is anold one. Magazines take great delightin telling of eccentric professors orstatisticians who have quizzed groupsof students on the well-known ques­tions of the day. And the ridiculousanswers obtained in such impromptuexaminations are also well known.Why some do not know the significanceof the Argonne Forest, of Ebert, ofChateau Thierry, of Colonel House,and the like. The popular notion ofthe student on the matter of knowl­edge of contemporaneous events isjustified.Admitted, that a few bow PremierClcmenceau was shot, that Debs theSocialist is in jail, or, possnily, thatthe Germans have be�n called to Ver­sailles on April 25, or t;h�t Geneva h�been selected as capitol of t}le Leagueof Nations. Why? Vecause a smallnumber glance at headlines. But lit-­tle OJ" nothing is known as to the de-­tails of the Peace CoTJierence, of therecent flare-up of Bol�hCVism amongthe Central peoples o{ :gurope, or ofMayor Thompson's attJ1ck on the Mu"nicipal Voters' League.Students on the whole find them"selves unable to carry on an intelli­gent conversation with friends of theirfathers and mothers or with otherwell-informed people. At school, thetalk is usually purely local, such aswhat young lady you have asked forthe Reynolds club dance tomorrownight, or what club she wm be pledged,or where you are going for luncheontoday, or that I missed my 8:10 classagain this morning. N�tllral1y enoughwith such, a line of chatter, newspa­pers and magazines are unnecessary._ ....- - - -..... - - -_- ....__ Among the editorials in the issuefor Thursday, April 10, was an articleabout the Galsworthy lecture, in whichthe statement was made that many ofthe students did not avail themselvesof the opportunity of ,obtaining ticketsfor the lecture, that some did not takethe trouble, and even that some did,not know of the talk. It was also saidthat the audience was composed large­ly of people outside of the University.It is true that many of the studentsdid not avail themselves of the oppor­tunitY 'of' obtaining tickets for the lec­ture" but, in many cases, it was notbecause they were indifferent. On theother hand, many students desiredtickets for the lecture, but could notget them. The trouble was that noannouncement was made of the lecturein advance, and only a choice few,those who were in touch with the Pres- .�. '-.&ident's office, were i�onned that JohnGalsworthy was to address the Uni­versity.But there must have been some mis­take' or "bungle" in handling the tick­ets that were given out. It surely isnot right to �ve five or six ticketsto one person, and then claim that thetickets are given out scarcely twenty·four hours after the lecture is an-nounced. And after this was done,several hundred stage seats were ar­ranged, and promised for delivery tothe students at noon the next day.But when one person went in at 10:80those in charge of the ticket manage­ment said that all the stage ticketshad been grven out, or promised byphclte. Probably they were promisedto thisIarge majority of outsiders whowere present at the lecture.Certainly the people outside of theUniversity can easily phone in to thePresident's office, and obtain all thetickets. I was under the impressionthat the Moody lectures were for thestudents of the University of Chicago.Naturally, if all the people of Chicagowant to hear John Galsworthy with­out paying two dollars downtown, theycould .easily obtain tickets. But is itfair to the students?There must be something wrongwith the management of the affair.Why can't the students be given achance?A Student of the University.Of course, it is also well to be versa­tile and be able to converse in thecollege lingo, but then do not entirelyneglect the outside world.(Continued from page 1)COMMUNICATIONS.(In view of the fact that the com­munication column of The Daily Ma­roon is maintained as a clearing housefor students and faculty opinion, TheMaroon accepts no responsibllity forthe sentiments therein expressed.Communications are welcomed by theeditor, and should be signed as anevidence of good faith, although thename will not be published withoutthe writer's consent.)LECTURE TICKETS.Editor of The Maroon:-------- MILLER ANNOUNCESFACULTY MEMBERSTO ASSIST IN DRIVEOrganize Student Committees.The committees who will canvassthe men and women students are nowbeing organized, and lists of them willbe published shortly. Dean Miller yes­terday expressed much pleasure at thefact that nearly every Universityworker in the fourth loan drive hasbeen eager to take up canvass workin the drive commencing Monday. Thiswillingness to work, he feels, promisesgood results in the campaign, in whichhe feels sure the University will sue­'ceed. We put all our knowledge into buy­ing 'the Right Sort of Fabrics anddevote' our utmost skill in tailoring.These are the Qualities that makeJERREMS clothes so desirable--­so dependable.Prices $40, $45, ISOand UpwardsONL Y TWO DAYS LEFTFOR Y. M. C. A. CAMPAIGN(Continued from pa!}e 1)----Itory of the nation towards a demO-Icratic conception of government. Imost heartily wish success to yourcampaign." IDr. Guy Walter Sarvis, dean ofNanking university, China, is thespeaker at the weekly meeting of theWorld Problems Forum, which will beheld tomorrow, instead of today, inHarper. Dean Sarvis, who spoke herelast quarter, will give a stereopticonlecture on "Christianity and WorldDemocracy."The lecture has been prepared by S.Earl Taylor, an efficiency expert, whois managing the eighty million dollar Icampaign of the Methodist church, andhas been given by Dean Sarvis in prac­tically every university in the country. / wnilor for 'oung StU7 N. La Salle St.314 S. Michigan Ave.71 E. Monroe St.Three Stores:A well known professor at the Universityof Chicago once said in a chapel talk beforethe Graduate School:"Before I pass judgment upon an ap­plicant for a position, no matter what his recordmay be, I must see him, I must witness hisway of expressing himself, his deportment,his manner of dress, Dress is too often disre­garded by university. men. You owe it toyourself to dress in good taste and as well asyou can afford."We know the professor practices what hepreaches for we make his clothes.WEEKLY LEAGUE MEETING ,WILL BE HELD TODAY AT ICHAPEL HOUR IN COBB 12 A ,I-. IThe regular weekly League meeting Iwill be held today at it :15 in Cobb 112 A. Prof. Scott of the History de- !partment will speak on the League of iNations. IThese lectures are held every Thurs- !Iday at chapel hour, and students have:been urged to take advantage of theopportunity of having various instruc­tors of the University speak on sub-jects of current interest. IThe League is planning to have six;�r seven lectures this quarter. The!speakers are not all known, but willi'be announced late� �����������������������II���II�;UWILKIE & SEI.I.ERYTailorsSteger Building, Jackson Blvd. and Wabash Ave.TELEPHONE HARRISON 7,OUR " INSPECT"NEW WOOLENSfrom thecommonplace-s-and you'll havepleasure of knowing the pattern of yourchoice is practically confined to you, forwe carry but one or two lengths of each.They're pleasingly differenttheFOSTER & ODVVARDCorrect Dressers of Young Men7th Floor Republic Building State and Adams StreetsTelephone 8216 Harrison CalIsN.OpF.• .� t....� ..<.....I. l��.'.. $!meterma1101-Su,r -H-,-I � ,,;",'.,�. .. ' .. / ;.._ ' ..� .. . .. .'C:-' ;.'\ ':t\t: ..• :. J • ,�"�'.�. ,1" -,�....A .tartling development in thesenior moustache race has been un- •earthed. Frank Breckenridge, whoseThe Corn Exchange previous scholastic record has alwaysNational Bank been above reproach, was found byOF CHICAGO the committee on honesty to haveCapital, Surplus and Undivided Profits used "foul means for fair moustaches"I$10,000,000.00 I and as a consequence has been forcedIs the Largest National Bank in the to shave and start all over again withUNITED STATES the added handicap of one day's late-ness. ,The culprit was interviewed at hisden in the Chi Psi lodge last nighttiy a Maroon reporter (who was ac­companied by an armed guard becauseof dangers from the Chi Psi ga}lg). Hedid not seem downcast, nor did heC. ,CORMANY'S seem adverse to publicity. His onlyHOME LUNCH ROOM fear was that he would be broughtThe Old Reliable up before the Honor Commission andHeadquarters for University I have so"?,e of his senioristic privilegesStudents taken away-such as running aroundWe serve the best of every- with the Esoterics.thing. Prompt Service. Fondles Upper Lip, He Does.When at last persuaded to speak,Breckenridge fondled his upper lipand urged the reporter to come closer.I jhen he revealed an awful secret. A============= woman supplied him with the "foul0------------.-&-I means for fair moustaches." The Ma-We Cater to Students roon is not yet at liberty to reveal thename of the woman involved, but suf­fice it to say that she is, prominent inUniversity social circles and attends.nearly all the Reynolds club dances.When asked how he happened totake such a terrible step wl}.ich couldlead to naught but ultimate discoveryand disgrace, Breckenridge was heardI to murmur: "I had to do it! I mustI win this race. I will get a farm so.. ....s that' I can st&rt out in. business formyself if I win this race. My fa�eris anxiously awaiting the results ofthe contest. If he hears of my dis­grace it will kill him. Oh-don't printI the horrible story. I shall never fallI again."Is Startling Moral Lesson.Surely this is a startling lesson toall who may be contemplating usin.lunfai,r means of winning this race.The sad news was rumored about thecampus yesterday and cast a pall ofgloom over the otherwise joyful de-tails of the race. The Chi Psis were$500.00 & EXPENSES heartbroken and their door was shutall day to all bill collectors and po­Exceptional opportunity for college licemen.men and women. Congen� and, in- Another feature of the race whichtercsting work. Application must be also developed yesterday was therumor that the women were' to startmade at once. State age, class and a rival contest. It was not learneddepartment. International Press, CoI- definitely who the leaders of the move­lege Department, 1010 'Areh Street, ment were or of when the race wasto start.Philadelphia. (Note:-Read the Maroon for theforemost news of the campus. 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STATE AND ADAMS STREETSCHICAGO s.-. __ 1_1 . 1___ _ _ _ - - - -,- - - - - _I _. ·.• i.. �4The dayIs grayBut what does it matter?What does gray matter?To one whoWrites-Whistles!CHEER up, Lucy, Snips can't think.,WAYS TO GET AN "A."WAYS TO PASS EXAMS.No. I-Take notes on your pro­, fessor's vocabulary and hand him backas big words as he hands out.Waful (looking at above line): Thatain't funny, Ashy.Us: Humour to the humourous.NEW ORDINANCES FOR SPRING-TIME.No one except freshman girls willbe allowed to wear curls.No one except southern girls willbe allowed to smoke pipes in the dor­mitories.No one will be ail owed to talk aboutthe Y. M. C. A. during class hours.Any out-of-town male students un­der twenty years of age who associatewith Quads will have their names sentto the Y. 1\1. C. A. of their home towns.People who "see red" will .not beadmitted to the If Anti-Socialist Socie­ty" which is being formed by theSigma Nus and Blackfriars.DEDICATED TO OUR BUSINESSDEPARTMENT.Why, oh why, the notice in the issueof April 16, which has an offer forlive students good until April 10?THESE NEW WOMEN, AS 'TWERE.According to our Sociology pro­fessor, men like to accomplish .an:lwomen like to be accomplished.A POEM.Dear Sirs: Having noted a decideddearth of poetry in the Whistle re­cently, I cannot but feel somewhatguilty. Perhaps you will not under­stand this statement, but I am surethat. the following explanation willelucidate everything. Last quarter 1.took English 40 from Mr. Grabo andduring the course I produced someverse which elicited not only the ad­miration of my fellow classmates, buteven their awe. Being, however, ofan extremely modest character, I wasloathe to submit my work to the press.Now, however, because of this samepoetic dearth, I have been awakened,to my duty, and having by a greateffort cast aside my deplorable diffi­dence, I submit the following poem.Whistler's Note:-The poem isn'thalf as good as the introduction, sowe won't print it.WE wrote a poem and dedicated itto Q. E. D., but he said there wasnothing that he would less rather havein, so we didn't publish it. It is badenough to have Q. E. D. not on speak­ing terms with Waful and Birdie.PROFESSOR STARR made the B.L. T. column just by calling a man aJava man and we could say that itwas probably because he got stirredup and wouldn't get by just because itwas a worse pun.LOGIC. ,. _'THE D�Y MAROON. THURSDAY, APRIL,17, 1919Worse than 'awful.Anon.SPEAK ON MEXICOTOl\IORROW EVENINGRodolfo Servin and Elena LandazuriWill Talk at l\Ieeting inHarper Assembly.Two members of the foreign clubs,Rodolfo Servin and Elena Landazuri,'will speak on the subject of "Mexico"at a meeting of the Cosmopolitan andInternational clubs tomorrow at 7:30HO, HUM! WOMEN'S HALLSPLAN NO SOCIAL EVENTSDURING CURRENT QUARTERNothing exciting happens in thewomen's dormitories this quarter. Nota party, dance or dinner has come tolight yet. When asked what they weredoing at Greenwood hall, one of thefair ones replied: "Trying to existon the food we are getting." A resi­dent of Green hall said they were sit­ting around looking wise. Quite areaction from the gay life of lastquarter. Except for the second floorice cream party held at Woodlawnhouse last night, and the-weekly gym­nasium class at Beecher, the women'shalls remain quiet. The Foster womenhave not even-planned a tea to followthe successful series given last quar­ter. .UNDERGRADUATE CLASSICALCLUB TO MEET TODAY AT 4The Undergraduate Classical clubwill meet today from 4 to 6 in Classics20. All new members of' the Class­ical department have been requestedto come and help arrange a programof reconstruction work for the club.During the _ Spring quarter the clubexpects to make a study of Roman andGreek social life.RECREATIONAL CLASS OFY. w. C. L. TO MEET TODAYThe first meeting of the Becrea­tional class of the League will be heldtoday at 7 in the large gymnasium ofIda Noyes han. An women have beenrequested to bring in gym shoes, asothers are injurious to the floor. Theclass will meet out of doors later inthe quarter.·Postpone Menorah Meeting.Due to the unavoidable absence ofRabbi Cohen, the Menorah study cir­cle did not meet last night, as an­'nounced in The Daily Maroon. It will,however, meet during the early partof next week.Distribute Course Books Now.Course books are now ready for dis­tribution at the Recorder's office.Pamphlets are inserted in the coursebooks, telling of the work of the Hon­or commission. An activity card, tobe filled for the Federation of Uni-Buy Liberty Bonds. versity Women, is included in theIf -the Bolshevists get control of the women's course books. -/ -._�� "-. �i/. ,�'---I,iWANTED-Good live young men assolicitors. Call at 308 RepublicBldg.TYPEWRITERS TO RENT - Byweek or month. Ribbons, bonds,papers, second sheets and etc.,Woodworth's Book Store, 1:111 E.57th St.SUITS MADETO ORDEROnly $35.00 Do you as a University Student realize the advantages ofthe modern typewriter in connection with vour work. Itslegibility, insuring better grades, leaves a permanent recordfor reference at any time.Ifyou are one W�lO have failed to avail yourself of this: ad-'\'a!1tage, or having availed yourself have selected a ma­chine that does not meet up the Highest Standard,The WOO�STOCK will appeal to you, it being the last word I' IIn typewriter construction. IImproved-simplified-Modernized.STANDARD SINGLE SHIFT BALL BEARING..;....LIGHT'rOUCH-QUICK ACTION-SIMPLE-QUIET-VISIBLEDURABLE-EFFICIENT.IIIII In no other typewriter have so many of the best featuresbeen combined.Our extremely liberal terms to students make it possiblefor you to own a machine that you will be proud to takewith you, later, into your business or profession.Mr. Clarence McBride, your fellow student, is representing ,us and will be glad to meet you in the library at HitchcockHall afternoons between 3 and 6.Woodstock 1\rpewriter CO.Your Unpaid DollarsJf7hat They Sayed cAmericaIT IS a real American village. Itis 20 miles west of the Missis­sippi River; its population-about2600.It gave its sons t<awar with anopen hand and a glad heart.Then-The richest man in the villageaged ten years in s= days. Hisonly son lay' dead m France.The village butcher boy-born inIreland-smiled for the last timein France. He' died fighting forAmerica.The village Beau Brummel wonthe Croix de Gu�e and lost hissight.One family sent three sons andlost two.Gas claimed a mere school boyof 19 years.The realities of this village are the"might�have·beens" of all America.But, thank God, America as awhole never really felt the handof war-as England felt it, asFrance felt it, as our neighbor across the border, Canada, felt it.And why?Because your dollars stopped thewar. Your dollars made possiblethose tremendous preparations fora long war which resulted in ashort war. Your dollars bought suchan array of tanks and trucks, gunsand gas, bayonets and bombs,planes and pontoons, shot and shell,that Gerrr any wilted-a year aheadof schedule. 'Half a million American boyswere saved. _ 'The dollars that did it are stillin your. pocket. .For America prepared on Foil".She knew '''0' true A mericans "eldtheir dollars cheajJer 'ha" theirsons. She k"ew that America"thrift would glad!, take tile place0/ A merican blood.America now asks yO':.1 for thoseunpaid dolJars.Let your heart say how thankfulyou are that half a million Americansons were saved.Victory Liberty Loan( Space contributed.byNo.1-Stude (to 1\1r. Kantor): Be- in Harper assembly room. Both speak­sides Mr. Kantor, who are the great- ers are said to be well informed onest psychologists in the world? the subject, and those in charge havepromised a very interesting program.l\Ir. Servin will speak on "Mexicofor the Mexican" and Miss Landazuri,who is a folk song writer, will speakon Mexican music. Her talk will beillustrated by stereopticon views. Ai-I Q. E. D. threatens to write us a com- terwards she will sing Mexican songsmunicatiors and will be accompanied on the guitarby a Nicaraguan student.This is the first of a series ofspeeches the Cosmopolitan and Inter­national clubs have arranged on for­eign countries. These meetings havebeen arranged in order to gain a bet­ter understanding between Americanand foreign students. All: who areinterested have been asked to attend. H� Mitchellj. IIIi IjIIiIIIItIHarry Mitchelli����p�h�on�e�Ce�n�tral�5�56�3�-5�56�4����16-18 E. Jackson Blvd. ! .Be.we�D;S.a.e aDd Wab •• h, Chi",oIRea� the Maroon {or campus newsPnperd " Aaeriull Anoclatioh 0' Ad"rnl.inr Arendes cOOpCrad.,witr. Unitecl Scates TreaarJ Depal1mCllc,., , " =.. ", .... c�f)WI-�-, m€!COlI.gr..- PI'1\vo<: as],� {� jecter.r- up1 - sit,wilthE1. als", COtfolas}MrAsPnDel- Lilllin.MaChl.. " DelKa:rifi,tt, : 1) Mop I . 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