e ,atVoL 17, No. 87. Price 3' CentsUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, APRIL 4; 1919.,TRACK .TEAM' GAINSSTRENGTH THROUGH--RETURNING STARS Tells New Problf'1D8 Forum of Per-� sonal Experiences at Illustrated Lee-Men' Getting Into Condition ture in Harper Assembly-Tells ofFor Ope, ning of Successful Y.l\I.C.A. Educational Work.Spring Season.__STORY SAYS CONDITIONSIN RUSSIA- ARE PITIABLE GALSWORTHY WILLSPEAK WEDNESDAYAT 8 IN MANDELAll. of Twenty-Tw.o HundredTickets F:cir Lecture Dis- \tributed First Day j PETITIONS FOR W.s.T.C.OFFICERS DUE l\IONDA Y WILD-EYED ,PRESSAGENT TEU.S LUREOF FRIARS CHORUSAnnounce Names of Fourteen N,om:"inees-Reception to be Held Tues­day in Noyes-Hold Elections Wed·nesday From 9 to 4. Fun, Friendship, Glory andAid to Alma Mater AreIncentives. '»---"Conditions in Russia are pitiable," --- Petitions for nominations for the STANSBURY RAVES AT LENGTHHIGH SCHOOL MEET TOMORROWsaid Prof. Russell Story, in a lecture SEATS PROVIDED UPON ,STAGE executive council of the all-Univer-Chicago's track team is getting ingood condition for the spring meets, a - 'is � gaiJdDg-strenJth� thtough �re-turning stars. Tomorrow the' annualhigh school track meet will be held at8 in Bartlett.Chicago's chance. in. the Big Tenconference meet to be held here inJune' were boosted today with the re­turn of George C. Kimball, one of themost dependable weight men thatCoach Stagg has had for some time.Kimball to Star in Shot putKimball entered school this quarterafter a year's absence spent in asouthern training camp. His additionmeans that the field squad will pre­sent their best' strength {or confer­ence competition as Kimball is prac­tically a sure point winner in theshot-put and may gather odd pointsin other events. Gorgas and the re­turned star' now form a pair thatshould successfully compete againstPat Smith, the Michigan mainstay.The track team is now rounding in­te) excellent form for the start of theoutdoor season. All of the men are intip top shape and the middle and longdistance runners, on whom Chicago'shopes for the 1919 title a� based, are�ng .eut sOme fast time for their�ta.,. �.. __ "_,, __ .. , 'Two: Fre8tuaen Give Promise., Several promising freshmen havebeen added to the yearlizig squad and. some of these may develop into strongmen for .next year'�' team. LloydKoch, f'rom an. Ion high school, andRoland Barber, 'a- Wisconsin athlete,have shown good form in the week'sworkouts and appear ·,to be excellentmaterial.The athlete department of the Uni­�ersitY 'will entertain the ChicagoHigh SchQOls' Athletic League in theirannual track meet at Brrtlett gym­nasium next Saturday night. The firstevent is slated for 7 :30 o'clock. Busi­ness Manager Merriam is handling thesale 'of tickets and arrangements forthe high' �ools, and expeds a' goodturnout. . Several Chicago athleteswill act as officials and assist theschool � in handling their events.Bigltl SdIoeI', E._a. ·AJmounced.The high,: schools will cOmpete inthe foiloWing contests:Senior division-50 yard dash, 440yard dash, 880 yard run, mile run, 50yard high hurdles, 50 yard low hur­dles, pole vault, high jump, standingbroad jump, 12 pound shot put, andeight lap' relay.Junior division--50 yard dash, 660yard run, 50 yard low hurdles, highjump, standing broad jump, eightpound shot put and four lap'relay.,'1Mr. Schoell Makes Speech.,�, Mr. Frank L. Schoell of the depart­ment of Romance Languages and L�t­eratures, who was a lieutenant in theFrench anny gave an address on thehistory, polities and' economics of theAlsace-Lorraine at the spring festival'of the Chicago branch of the Alsae­iens-Lorraina d' Amerique held .at theIroquois Club, on _March 29.,.", ,, .�:i ·t' To Take Junior·Pieture,TodayThe junior, C;l£ss . picture wUltaken today in front of Haskell, chapel period..�, on "More News From Russia," beforethe World Problems Forum, at 4:10 The directors of the William Vaughny.C!.steJ:'(lay.!_ A .large. gathering !istened Moody· foundation-ere- bringinMonnto the illustrated lecture, and many Galsworthy to Chicago. He will lee­participated in a discussion with Prof. ture next Wednesday at 8 in MandelStory, after the meeting was dismiss- Hall. Demand for tickets is so greated. t hat not a seat is left. � I"The women were doing nearly all Mr. Galsworthy has not yet an-the work in Russia when I was there nounced his subject for the Univer­two years ago," continued Prof. Story. sity lecture. He will arrive on Tues­"The Russians were forced to eat sun- d:q and will speak down town on thatflower seed bread, as the food situa- day. He. says that he will not talktion was so bad that the choice was on the same topic Doth times.between that and starvation. I ate Third o!" Moody Lectures,many things in Russia that I neverThe lecture is the third of the WiJ­dreamed of tasting; the real fact is Iiam 'Vaughn �Ioody lecturee to bethat at the present time the food con-ditions are about as bad as they could given this year. Lord Charnwoodgave the first during the autumnbe;'I can't describe the pitiable condi- quarter and Robert Nichols the nexttions of medical, hospital and surgical one, near the end of the winter quar­life. The cities are bad enough off, ter.. " Such men are brought to Chicago tobut in the countries one can travel forover a hundred miles without reaching speak at the University by the Wil­liam Vaughn Moody foundation. Thisa doctor." , .is a fund given -in honor of Prof.Prof. Story devoted a large part ofhis lecture to explaining the work Moody, until his death of the Englishth h Y M C.A h b doi . department of this University.at t e •• • as een omg Inh f ed t· th R· The purpose of the donar was tot e way 0 uca mg e usslan peo- . . .I d hild H ·d· talki ·bnng men of note to the Umversltyp e an e I reno e sal , In. ng ..b th d ti 1 k' R . to speak on-various tOPICS of a cul-a out e e uca rona wor m ussia .d Sibe . uTh' • tural interest. The lectures are greatan . I na, ere IS n� group, In. • •th t th t . t will· to t m vanety, by no means' being con­e coun ry a IS no mg ge. ... __'-11 th'- - .. - '.&::'.':''1'''- h· .. ·· leal" ,-_..!.._1U ..... - fined·-to .the.Jielc:L.of_litel'a1me, t;lu)a e splnLWU, p YSI anu eol _.-• • -ti 1 id that th 1 . the maJonty of the speakers do dealona al e peop e can give, . .idi th t 't' . '. 1 WIth some phase of this general sub-provr mg aIlS given In an unse -.fish -and disinterested way. I know, Ject.Reserved Seats Given Out.myself, that �ussia is sound at heart,as I have never had anything but asmile from them. I am sure that Icould always count for a welcomefrom them."The lecture' yesterday was theond that has been delivered on The advantages of joining theBlackfriars chorus were pointed outye3terday in an interview with -HaroldStansbury, press manager of "TheNaughty Nineties," fifteenth annualcomic opera, which will be presentedMay 16, 17, 23 and 24, in Mandel Hall.Try-outs for positions in both cast andchorus will probably be held nextweek, the 'dates to be set by HamiltonColeman, who will arrive Mondayfrom Florida to coach ihe production."The principal recommendation forjoinJng the Blackfriars chorus," saidStansbury, "is the fun in it. There isthe fun of watching your friends tryto dance like the Dolly sisters' or likecoryphees from Ziegfeld's Follies.There is the fun of hearing them tryto sing like Elsie Janis when theirvoices are better' suited for singinglike De Woif Hopper. There is· eventhe fun, if you are not over-sensitive,of being laughed at for attemptingthe same things yourself. And wh�the time comes for dress rehearsalsand the four nights of production,there is the amusing struggle of get­ting Into unfamiliar garments and theamusing spectacle after you are final­ly inside those garments.,?ame has not yet bee�,announced, will "Many Friendships Are Made."�peak at the' reception, All w;;�men " "Besides the fun �.k,the friend­.IIave-:�---urgM-tcf"attend·-thl!J:�' -shlps- thaf are-maCi:in th� coUrse ofception so that they meet the no�- .the daily rehearsals make the effortthey require well worth while. Work­ing together for a common errd formsa basis for common recollections inthe future, and common recollectionsmake friendships' binding."Furthermore, if you take the sel­worthy would create, it issued re- Hold .Initiation and Party Tonight- fish .point of view, th�re is consider-sec- 'Served seat tickets for this lecture. 'Tryouts ,Will Be Given Wed· able glory connected with being in athe Fonnerly it was the custom to give nesday and Thursday." F . h""_ Inars c orus. .i.uere is the gory ofout white tickets of admission, the / appearing in public on the stage; andonly object in having any form.�f tic- Initiation for those associates eli- there is the glory, if you are success-C. AND A. MEMBERS l\IEET kets being to limit the number to-' the gibl� for active membership in the ful in being elected to the order as aT RATIFY CONSTITUTION capacity of Mandel Hall. Dramatic Club will be held tonight at rd f k f bel .oAND NOMINATE OFFICERS The reserved seats for the Galswor- 7:30 in the studio of Mr. Lorado Taft ,:��e m::t y::I;o:S��iShd :=�thy lecture were placed in the presi- at 6016 Ellis avenue. There will also ization on the' University of Chicagodent's office for distribution late Wed- be a party for the other members of campus and one which is known tonesday. By yesterday noon every seat .the club, who will arrive at the studio restrict admittance to membership tohad been given out. This means an at 8. The tryouts for admittance to those who earn it. The group pictb1eaudience of twenty-two hundred, the 'the club will be held next Wednesday in the Cap and Gown will make it im-capacity of Mandel Hall. And only and Thursday afternoons at 4 :30 in possible for the rest- of the college toa small part of th�se seeking, tickets Cobb 12A. overlook the fact that you are a holderhad been satisfied. Those who will be initiated as a re- elf this enviable membership."Best Musical Comedy Ever.""To return to the unselfish atti­tude, look upon Blackfriars as a col­lege activity, which it is, just as muchas football. Just as the football play­er is willing. to sacrifice time anden�rgy to help the team wIn a con­ference championship, so, I shouldthink, would other undergraduate menbe willing to sacrifice tim� and ener­-y to help the Blackfriars put on thebest musical comedy of its kind in the(Continued on pGge 4)«Doeument Provides for ExecutiveCouncil and' Three Offieer.-All C. and A. StudentsEligible.The new Commerce Club met yes­terday at 415 and ratified its ,consti­tution. According to this documentthe purpose' of the club is "to fosterfriendly relations" . and promote c0-operation between its members andwith the alumni of the college of Com­merce and Administration. The club,the membership to which is, open toall students of the commercial school,will be managed by an executive coun­cil consisting of !\ine members, eightundergraduates and one graduate. Apresident, nominated by the counciland by petition and elected by clubmembers in good standing, will pre­side over the council. In addition toa secretary and a treasurer, threestanding committees (finance, speakerand social) wiM be chosen Trom thedifferent classes. The Dean of thecollege will be asked to act as facultyadvisor. The regular meetings willbe held bi-monthly, but special "groupmeetings" may be held by any groupof members who secure speakers onany commercial subject. Amendmentsbe to the constitution will be first con sid­at �red by the executive co�nci1 and thenratified by the club. sity women's organization, which issucceeding the W. S. T. C., must bein the hands ot _�e. or� com­rittee by -Monday. Such petitionsmust be signed by twenty-five Univer­sity students before they are to beplaced on the ballots which, will begiven out at the elections Wednesday.Seven council members are to beelected from the fourteen who wereappointed by the nominating commit­tee and those named by petition. Thewinning candidates will elect theirown chairman and select the specialpositions which they are to fill on thecouncil. The candidates appointed bythe committee are: Eleanor Atkins,Mary Fake, Martha Grossman, Vir­ginia Lee, Ruth Mallory, Louise Mam­mon, Marion Meanor, Helen Saunders,Fannie Templeton, Helen Thompson,Enid Towneley, Beth Uphaus, Eliza­beth Willi cord and Marjorie Winslow.Due to a misunderstanding only sixof these were announced yesterday. .To Hold Reception Tuesday.A reception will be held Tuesday at4 in Ida Noyes Hall in order that allUniversity women may meet and knowthe candidates for election. A prom­inent member of the faculty, whose ;(Conmwed on page 2),.DRAMATIC CLUB INITIATESBecause the committee in charge of SEVEN ACI'IVE' MEMBERSthese lectures realized the demand for AT LORADO TAFr STUDIOtickets that the name of John Gals-Seats Provided on Stage.Because of this demand for seatsthe committee has arranged for seatson the stage. Tickets for these arebeing printed and will be given outas far as they go from the president'soffice. These stage seats will also bereserved.WEATHER FORECAST-Partly cloudy and cooler, moderateshifting win'dB.THE DAILY MAROONBULLETINToday.Divinity Chapel, 11 :15, Haskell.,Cosmopolitan Club, 8, 6043 Unil'er­sity avenue.Tomorrow.Meetings of the University rulingbodies; Harper E 41.Board of Admissions, 9.Board of Student Organizations, to.Board of the Junior and Senior Col·leges, to. -r :isult of their acting in "Seven Keys toBaldpate" and of their work in behalfof the production are: Helen Saunders,Gerald Westby, Glenn Harding, LouisDooley, Bernard MacDonald, Warren�Iulroy, and Paul Humphries."The party which is to follow theinitiation will be well worth attend- •.1,�[,..;-Iing," said Emily Taft, the presidentof the club, yesterday. "The initiateswill give a performance, and therewill be excellent refreshments andgames. All the members who wish tocome should pay Margaret Haggottwenty-five cents.".The tryouts for associate member­ship will take place Wednesday andThursday afternoons. Those wishingto gain admission to the DramaticClub must present a three minuteselection from some standard play be­fore the faculty judges on Wednesdayand those who pass successfully mustrePeat their regdings, which are to bememorized, before the club on Thurs­day. In the event that two studentstry out together, five minutes will beallowed. • country."Yellow Jacket Will l\leet.Yellow Jacket will meet tomorrowat 3:30 in the north reception room ofIda Noycs Hall. Mcmbers ha,-e been'asked to bring fifty cents for pins.Beecher Residents Give Party.•The residents of Beecher Hall gavea surprise party last night in honorof Miss Grace Stonn, head of the hall,who has just returned from an ex­tended trip to the West. .�.. ·.1.:.. },,I,.�,?';�2 ',' : " � .' ...... ,'.•THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 4,1919.Published mornings, except Saturday, Complaints are frequently heard lin, head of the Department of His-Sunday and Monday. during the Au- that the class bells in certain build-tumn, Winter and Spring quarters, tory, lectured on "The League of Na-by the Daily Maroon company. -·1 ings do not ring at the end or the be- tions." Professor McLaughlin, whoginning of the periods. Since thereare no clocks in the rooms, trouble has just returned from Great Britainarises as to the closing or opening of where he has been giving a series ofthe classes, As the result, students lectures on "American Democracy,"are sometimes held after the close of was the convocation orator at the Uni­the period and are late for the sue- versity March 18. The subject of hisceeding class. Obviously, tardy marks address was "The Implications ofshould not accumulate simply because Democracy."of poor bell systems.inees personally and know whom they FOR SALE-Mahogany upright pianoare voting for. (Adam Schaaf), in perfect condi-Elections will be held Wednesday tion. For further particulars seefrom 9 to 4 in Ida Noyes and Cobb Mrs. Anna Newman, 5490 Green-Halls. All women have been urged to wood Aye.Entered as second class mail at the vote and thereby to show their inter­Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, est in the new organization. The com­March 13, 1906, under the act ofMarch 8, 1873. mittee is extremely anxious to haveall the students take part in the elec­ions and hand in petitions for the can­a' didates whom they desire. The mat-ter of petitions is especially, empha­sized because the committee wants toassure. a representative set of officers."The reception on Tuesday will givethe women an opportunity to meet the First Class Hat Cleaning andcandidates and also to hear an inter- Shoe Shining,esting talk on the new organization," LAD I E SAN D G E N T Ssaid Katherine Frost, who is manag- 10 c.nt. a Slain.ing the reception. "Every woman University Shoe Shining Parlorcannot possibly know every candidate, 1017 East 55tb Skeet Blackstone 2115and this will enable whom they wishto vote for. It will also be in line Private Dancing Lessonswith the policy of friendliness whichis part of the aim of the organiza-m�t 'aily ilarnnnThe Student New.paper of theUniversity of ChicagoEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTTHE STAFFI1... Charles C. Greene .• Managing EditorJohn E. Joseph News EditorRuth Genzberger.: •... News EditorWilliam Morgenstern ... Ath. EditorHelen Ravitch ....••.•. Night Editot"Howard Beale ....•..•.•. Day EditorRose Fisc:hkin ....••••••. Day EditorHarold Stansbury .. Associate EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTManagersliay Freedman Grant S. :MearsAssistantsFrank Fenner Keith KindredHenry Pringle Herman McBrayerJerome Neff Allen HollowayEarl Wooding Edmund EichengreenSUBSCRIPTION RATESCalled for, $2.50 ·a year; $1.00quarter.By Carrier, $8.00 a year; $1.25 aquarter. .By Mail (city), $8.50 a year; $1.50a quarter,By Mail, (out of town), $4.25 ayear; $1.75 a quarter.I.!!!jI(; . Editorial Rooms •••••••••••• Ellis 12Telephone Midway 800, Local 162Hours: 11:00-11:50; 12:25-6; 7-8Business Office ....•••••..•. Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800, Local 162Hours: May Freedman .. 8-9 A. M.•Grant Mears ••••• 4-0 P. M.\ FRIDAY, APRIL 4, 1919.CAMPUS CUSTOMS.!:eally there are few customs at­tarued to the academic life at the1 "niversity in comparison with othereel leges. Y et the few traditions illo­gical perhaps in certain instances, butcherished by all loyal graduates andundergraduates should be' observed.Of course, blind and foolish obser­vance of harmful traditions is tabooedin the present regime of reason andpracticality. Hut, on the other hand,due t..1 the war conditrons and the pre­ponderance oi the freshman elementduring the past two quarters or eventwo years, certain of the life-long cus­toms so endeared to the old alumniand alum-me have been rudely forgot­ten and overrldden,'I'o be specific, the freshmen per­sist in using the 4lC" bench in frontof Cobb Hall. Surely there is noreally sane reason why the enteringstudents. should not be permitted toplay· around on the bench, but justbecause as in many other cases, as in, fraternity houses the answering of thetelephone calls, the stone monumentof the class 'of 1903 is to be for thethree upper classes. It has been. strict1¥ enforced in the past and, infact any unwarranted display of aud­acity on the Part of yearlings in .re­gard to this matter would have for­merly resulted for the particular in­dividuals in ostracism or actual pun­ishment if fraternity or hall members.The bronze tablet under Mitchelltowel" is also being rudely stepped up­on. Everyone should realize that itis not proper to walk on the Univer­sity seal. Again, the custom of risingwhenever the chimes sound at teno'clock is not observed. These citedcases arc merely illustrative, as natur­ally many customs have not beenmentioned. However, as has beenstated, there are only a few customsconnected with the University life­And, perhaps; after all, the fewer thebetter. But yet the customs remain­ing furnish excellent disciplinarymaterial for the freshmen and muchmore important, tend to nourish that,1 --.-"'lJl .... I� loa III, peculiar feeling of love for the alma PROFESSOR M'LAUGHLlNmater-that something similar to pat- MAKES SPEECH AT CLUBriotism for one's country. WEAR-EVER SALESMEN of 1915,1916, 1917 and 1918 we have an of-Last Thursday, at the Hamilton fer for you good until April 10th.Call, phone or write, The AluminumCcokmz Utensil Co., 68 East Wash­ington St. Randolph 3327.PETITIONS FOR W.S.T.C.OFFICERS DUE MONDAY, LOST-Brown envelope pocketbook "WILL men about to graduate see mecontaining keys. Return to Helen relative to affiliating themselvesWalker, Foster Hall. Reward with an 01.1. well establ.shed insur-CLASS BELLS(Continued from page 1)tion,"ARRowSoft COLLARSVery superior 'in fit and wear.It pays to ask for Arrows.CLtrETl'. PEABODY &: CO.. INa. IlAKERS�MOSER-SHORTHANDCOLLEGEThe Secretarial Courses ofthe Moser Shorthand Collegearc complete and thorough.The )Ioser. Shorthantl Collegeenrolls only high school grad­uates. It is the only school inChicago with such a high en­trance requirement.For particulars regarding Sec­retarial Courses write, tele­phone or call onPAUL MOSER, J.D., Ph.B.Proprietor12th Floor Lake View Bldg.116 So. Michigan Avenue(Opp. Art Institute)CENTRAL 5158 Club, Professor Andrew C. McLaugh-CLASSIFIED ADS.W ANTED-Several energetic youngmen for pleasant and. profitablesummer employment. Work digni­fied and strictly educational. Nobooks or magazines. Salary $100per month to start with liberal com­mission besides. For personal in­terview see G. C. Buxton, Room 2002In a course of five lessons ($5.00)one can acquire the steps of theWaltz, One-step, and Fox-trot. SingleLessons if desired.LUCIA HENDERSHOT STUDIO1541 E. 57th St. . HYde Park 2314AThree Million DollarBANK1204 East 63rd StreetNEAREST BANK TOUNIVERS� OF CmC:AGOPicture of the Chicago.packageof Chocolates by one ofthe old masters.FAMOUS SINCE 1842Buy a box for YOUR sister.McANANY & .lo'1N1GAN,1201 E. 55th St.Phone Midway 708H. J. SCHULTE.. 1501 E. 55th St.Phone Hyde Park 206DREXEL PHARMACY,901 E. 55th St.Phone Midway 1410A. J. NORDLING,933 East 55th StreetVAN De BOGERT & ROSS,1000 E. 6.'Jrd St.Phone Hyde Park 254146.1) E. 6.'Jrd St.Phone Blackstone 3272808'" E. 6.'Jrd St.Phone Midway 3200 four afternoons a week. May there­by receive gym credit. AddressBox tj, Maroon Office.:MaIJe� Bldg., Chicago. anee oftit.-e as salesmen."-CluLS. R.Gilbert, 9J 7 Insurance ExchangeBuilding.TYPEWRITERS TO RENT - Byweek or month. Ribbons, bonds,papers, second sheets and ete.,Woodworth's Book Store, 13tI' E.57th St.W ANTED.-Several clean cut youngmen for high grade sales work. Fullor part time. This is an unusualopportunity and offers a splendidfuture to efficient salesmen. Call oraddress H. D. Lapp, Suite 511Peoples Gas Building. LOST-Pair of shell-rimmed spec­tacles. Return to Maroon Office.THE FIELD manager of PublishingHouse will be at the Y. M. C. A. inEllis Hall, Tuesday and Wednesdayto select representatives for thesummer.WANTED-Men who have had salesexperience to sell advertising. Ap-ply Box Office, Faculty Exchange. TENNIS PARTNEli WANTED toplay regularly from two :0 three,ESTABLISHED 1818�J(@��fmtltintn:s 'Urnbi�in9 Jo�biMADISON AVENUE COR. FORTY-FOURTH STREITNEW YORKTelephone Murray Hill 8800We have been obligedto cancel theVisit of our RepresentativeScheduled for'April 7, 8 & 9Notice of future visitswill appear laterBOSTON SALES-OFFICESTREMONT COR. 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IF TUrkish tobacco were not th� world's' verybest tobacco' for cigarettes, Murad would be ju�tlike any ordinary cigarette-c--and worth no m?re.Why live and die without livi!!l1 Muradis living. They are 10 good. They are 10delicious. May we not say, they are justalorious) They are not expensive. They are.like diamonds. which naturally cost morethan rhinestones.IOO� PURE TURKISH-the ,)OM, ".,..1/tnrftIa Io6occo /0, cigGreU:3.Judge Foryourself-I-I.I'FA�IOUS FIUST LINES, ,! ".I! .i Whistle, so we (note editorial firstperson plural) arc a littlq uncertainas to just how to go about it. WhenWaful commences he lights a LuckyStrike, in the hope, presumably, ofgetting one. When Ashy begins, heopens conversation with some mem­ber of the fair sex. The Maroon of­fice being at present unoccupied, andhaving no cigarettes available, thesemethods of inception are closed to us.i '1: .. :� First-Week-of-the-Quarter Thrills. ,Flunkers' P. O. in Cobb absolutelydevoid of yellow envelopes.Y. M. C. A. annoaacing; sweepingchanges in program for the comingquarter.John Joseph taking his first cut ofthe quarter in P. C.•GRAPHICALLY illustrating.power of the press, on which our con­temporary of the Trib discoursed atlength recently, we noted three of the'Maroon cubs in the first row of thefreshman class picture.BOLSHEVISM ,discussed in theWorld Problems Forum, every Thurs­day, 4:10, Harper M ll.-Adv.lj Ip.j. ;ifrfI ,I HAVING gone this far, it is about-time for another of' those would-be .� ..... -._ .. -r- ..... " ...THE' DAILY' MAROON. FRIDAY, APRIL '4, 1919.we?) the tonsorial equator, divjdingas it docs the left and right hawlves 'of the pompadour.,Brain-Tearing Problem of Conduct.Tim Idd, rising young cub on theforce of the college criterion, TheDaily Maroon, enters the editorialAnd where have you been?THIS is our first attempt at a whole the, materials for a rip-snorting, two­head {technical name for :l news itemoccurring in the first, third or fifthcolumn of the first page at the top,and set in bold and striki,ng blacktype.) Young Idd is startled, then, bythe following situation: Typewritersare soaring through the air in everydirection; a game of blind-man's-buffis being conducted by a mixed quar­tct in a fashion which might almostbe termed rowdyish; one of the edi­tors is searching with much heat forhis textbooks, loudly demanding in­formation as to their whereabouts,and anathematizing all who have hadshare in their disappearance; anothereditor performs Houdinis upon theback of a young female editor's chair;two reporters are discussing a book byZola; one of the more important mem­bers of the staff is most unbecoming­ly conversing with a young lady inthe telephone booth, absolutely un ..chaperoned. Should the young jour­nalist retire discreetly or should hebrazenly enter and type his article?What should Tim Idd do?parlors of an afternoon, equipped withtheWHILE awaiting anxiously the ar­rival of our course book and wonder­ing if we will drag a C out of Poly­con, along comes Alex. Hillman' withthe news that he copped off three A'slast quarter. How d: t. d. .i, ? Itsnappy sentences with -whieh strug- ....gling columnists use to wind up their SUMMER is surely on the wing. Wepillar of piffle. Instead of putting have been approached thrice this weekours at the end, we will now come '.... itli splendid selling propositions foracrose with a the summer months.}o'Al\IOUS MIDDLE LINE ONE cannot but remark the laud-Which we might call, (or mightn;tl (Continued in third column.)!; 'IP ;I !I, !f I1,1r I:. !r' ,j'III1II 'i\'II You' will appreciate ourwide selection qf Rich, New SpringFabrics --- Fabrics of the latestweaves and correct combinations-vFabrics decidedly dependable bothas to durability and style.Prkes$4�.$4� $SOand Upuiards�, 1: ii1. i, ! ' ..•wailor for 'Dung ifrn7 N. La Salle SLThree Stores: 314 S. Miehigan Ave.71 E. Monroe SL�_.�.�".�9rClp'hedJTHE OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHERofCAP AND GOWN,'19Special rates to all U. of C. StudentsDAGUERRE STUDIO218 So. Wabash Ave.Tel. Wabash 527 for appointment.CHICAGO �.�\�,.Dames to Meet Tomorrow. b cThe University Dames will meet to- � �,� Imorrow at 3 in Ida Noyes Hall. Mrs. }Sarvis, a former president of the so- " ,9( i;ciety and recently returned from the p� , IiUniversity of Pekin, will speak;, litI. GYORY'S t"FAMOUS BAKERY , ¥ b:y� , � (I1023 East 55th St.Specialist in French pastry and s•eindividual cakes. None better. • IiAlso all kinds of delicacies. b\'I • ,A "Close-up"Swift & Company's Profit of 2.04cents on each dollar of sales.AS IT IS1.2.96 %,E:qxmSe6�FreigntEfca.o 85%_ToStoc! Ra.iserThe diagram at the top shows the.distribution of the average Swiftdollar received from sales of beet: pork and mutton, and their by-pro.ducts, during 1918. The magnifying g lass brings out the distributionof the 2.04 cents profit per dollar of sales:.94 of one per cent goes to pay interest on borrowedmoney, taxeszetc..sO of one per cent goes to pay dividends to shareholders..60 ofone per cent remains in the business to help inimproving and financing the business.Total 2.04 per cent1 gig YearBOok of interesting andinstructive facts sent on request.Address Swift & CompanyUnion Stock Yards, Chicago, IllinoisSwift & Company; U. S. AI•able excitement with which the Uni- I STORY SAYS CONDITIONSversity greets the announcement of a IN RUSSIA ARE PITrABLEcoming Undergraduate council elec­tion, and with what feverish anxiety itawaits the announcement of anothei •'postponement-thereof.' Russian situation, as the same subjectwas discussed at the end of the winter(Continued from page 1)quarter in a lecture by Prof. SamuelDeamee, a whole Whistle with Harper. The meeting this week wasnothing about the frats. This will the first of the quarter. Many prom­nevah do. ising speakers will be obtained forthe remainder of the year.The D. T.'s will give up their char-ter about July 1.Birdie. :,Read The Maroon for Campus Nt'lCB I, \. , : 4J'..• ..z».,-• ,.• '�'(t",,, "I\' ,, ·f• ,,'� �,. (· ' ic• ;t fjf4 :.,- _,'. �fL'�,! .�i., ,�,.I\ l', '<'