;��«>���:��':':.�'+"�':�':;�'??� :?<.���::\.; �.��.: "-,,at ;'�'�?;�r�\T"2::'��;!��'���\�Y;;jJ:. :'�;�:f�,�y�' �... ·.·u..... :, "��aroon ..,VOL. XVU. No. 37. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1918/ PRICE THREE CENTSANNUAL HOCKEY SPREAD ALL S. A. T. C. MEN TOIS HELD TODAY IN NOYES BE MUSTERED OUT OFWill Play Final Game of Inter-Col- SERVICE BY SATURDAYlege Contest. Officials Work Hard •For Successful Close Each Class S. N. T. C. Will Be Discharged. Within Two Weeks-De-mobilization Officer IsOn Campus.EXAMINATIONS COMPLETEDNINE COMPANIESINO�WORKING FOR SUCCESSOF COMPETITIVE DRILLTo Give Stunt.FLONZALEY QUART� TOGIVE INITIAL RECITALBASKETBALL FANS WILLSEE FIVE CONFERENCEGAMES ON HOME FLOOR Well Known Musicians Play Today at4 in Mande_l-Recital First of Se­Six Daates on Football Schedule rics Planned by University Orches- .Most Women in University To-Maroons M'ill Not Play tral Association. Participate in Event Thurs-Gophers. day in Noyes. .\.: --- The Flonzaley quartet will give a After the final game of the women'sMAJ· OR DANA TO BE JUDGE inter-eollege hockey contest, the an­AWARD CHICAGO TRACK MEET recital today at 4 in Mandel, This isthe first recital in the series arranged - - ---. . I nual hockey spread will be held todayEveryone o.. f the mn, e >compam.cs at 6 in ,the gymnasium of Ida Noyesby the University Orchestra associa-Baskettball fans will have an op- tion, and is -the second appearance ot the ;"V. S. T. 'C. has been practrc- hall. It lis said that the game todayportunity ,to see a 10t of their sport .ing overtime in a final effort ,to make will !be one of the closest every playedof the famous quartet on the campus. h .this coming .winter, ,\\�hen the Illa- the 'big competitive drill 'whic IS on Greenwood field. The results ofToday's program will include num-roons will play five 'conference scheduled for Thursday at 4 in Iday the ,firSt two contests have left eachbers by 'Haydn, Debussy and Dvorak.games on their home floor. Ten 'Tlhe origin and development of thegames in all .have been scheduled for,the tossers, and a game with Iowa is Flonzaley quartet dates hack to 1903.For years the Ilate xr-, E. J. ;Coppetpending. The football schedule Iorengaged a string quartet to play wtihnext year, arranged last Saturday, is bis wife. When the first violin gave'a1so a good one; five home games inthe conference will be 'Played, in ad- up ihis place, ::\I;r. Alfred Pochon wasengaged to take his place. Mr. Po-chon left his place at Brussels andcame to America to organize theFlonzaley quartet., 1A:£ter somechanges men were found who could N' oyes gymnasium, a big success.Practically �very wo�'n in ,the Uni­versity will take some part in thisdrill as everyone taking dr ill, fromcaptains ,to the lowliest buck private,wibl ,be on the floor. team with a game in its favor.The spread is always given the lastday of the hockey season. The womenwho are in charge this year are work­ing hard to make the spread a suc­cess. �aeh class has planned a"stunt," and the stick ceremony wiUbe one of the most important eventsof the evening. The ceremony wasbegun 'last year and it is plannedto make it a tradition in the depart­mente -Pass Sticks to Successors. 'Each woman in the senior class willhand down her stick to a junior. Thisact symbolizes the passing of theideals and spirit of past hockey class­es to coming teams. After the spreadthe '�'s" and numerals will 'be award­ed.dition to one at Illinois... It is a goo'd basketball schedule,-all right," said Pat -Page, yesterday,. "but the'team isn"t very much." Sev­eral practice games will 'be playedbefore the opening of the schedule onJan. 11. T'he rule adopted ,by the.conferenee prohibiting freshmen, willhurt the chances of the Maroons."Resume Conference Control Major Dana. and Lieut. Ogdenhave consented ,to act as judges atthe drill. Each company -will give itsexhibition separately, and the choicewill then he made. :A number ofter:prise. These men were Betti, Araand Archambeau.Played Here First in 1902.I ' .In the fall of 1902 the quartet, afterI ',I\0'lr: University Dames Give Party.�e University Dames win give ahusband party Friday at 8 in IdaNoyes hall Flonzaley Quartet.,. Demobilization of the S. A. T. 'COwill be completed this week. It isexpected that some of the men wil!be dismissed \V cdnesday while therest will be discharged Thursday orFriday at the latest."There is absolutely no reason whythe men should not 'be mustered outthis week," said !:\Iajor Dana, yester­day.' "The majority of the men hadtheir physical examinations last week,arid the Ielayed discharge papers havefina'lly arrived. Limited service men,however, and medical students atRush 'College have yet to be exam­ined.'Vocational Section Discherged,rrhe entire vocational 'section,which consisted of a lange numberof mechanics located in the old tele­phone bui1dtng on Dorchester ave­nue, has been dismissed. The menin ·this section made out their dis­charge Ipapers 'early last week and allof them were examined several days.�International Club to Meet.The International clb will ,hold a!business meeting tomorrow at 4:30 inIda Noyes sun parlors, All membersof the org-anization have been urgedto attend .... Weather FGI'eC88t.Fair and colder, strong shifting'Winds.THE DAILY MAROONBULLETINToday.Divinity sclhool address-ll :05,Haskell.Y. ':\L C. 'A. Stunt Night, 6:30-7:15,Reynolds club theater.Tomorrow.Divinity chapel-e-Ll :05, Haskefl.Faculty of the college of Educa­tion, 3:30, Emmons Blaine.Y. III .C. A. Religious discussiongroup, 6:30-7 jI5, Reynolds club the­ater.Philological society, 7:45, residenceof Prof. :Merrill, 5826 BI�ckstoneavenue.:'� ��:\�.��:';>,; ",'" ",��:;,:.����:{��:���� .. �:>.�,' '.".'t�t . :"{�j:.::,�?�� <��">\",:�"'��.: :�·:;�·:�-'���-'r�·f.l:.}<'� �'��' .�' '·���.::r:-��:·�· ""'��'\�''\ ,,' r-:IItIII �II!iI1ttjI�Ji tI\ !III II.I1!':11I !it:1II� rIIII! iII I '. ta ..... IIAIWON, TUESDAY, DJ!Jt!IDIBWIt 18, 1918m�t latly :IIlaronnCOMMENTthings, so that when you think of EIGHTY-THREE WILLyour A·lma Illater you wiD think of RECEIVE' DEGREES ATpleasant days spent splendidly-a liv- ' AUTUMN CONVOCATIONing memory." _And to myself I would say: "\Vrake IPresident's Receptio.D and CoDvoca-Published mornings, except Saturday, "Sunday ap'l l\londay, during the Au- up • • • Life withers. tiOD Speaker Haft Bee. Aband-tumn, W. ter and Spring quarters, J. V. S. , oned This Quarter.by the Daily Maroon company.The Student Newspaper of TheUDinmty of ChieapEDITORIAL DEPARTMENtTHE STAFFJ oh n Joseph ll.ana�in� Ed!torRuth Genzberger N ews EditorHelen Ravitch ....•... Night EditorHoward Beale Day EditorRose Fischkin Day EditorWilham Morgenstern .........•••_ Athletic EditorFrederick Winterhoff ..........•.•................ ," •. Associate Editor "Pro Patti&."A ,mud-beraggled IheapMade up of blood, and lbone, and clay.Matted with khaki shredFoetid and loa-thsome on the summerday,Eerie rand ghou1ish when the shad­ows creep, UNIFORMSComplete o.tfib S. A. T. C.Overcoats 'Wool UniformsArmy ShoesArmy SweateraHats and CapsLeggingsPutteesInsignia CordsShirtsSheepskin CoatsuDifonns made temeasure.Military InstructionBooksSend for CatalogNo. 10Satisfaction or Money Back.Army &: Nuy EquipmeDt Co.37 West 125th St., New York City.vocation next Tuesday afternoon One of our soldiers deadThe S. A. T.IC. is said to ,have been eighty-three degrees and certificates In ,England, papers newly tfrom theAt the One Hundred Ninth ICon-wil'l 'be given. The convocation willIbe different this year from any pre­vious one, in that all features except-the mere awarding of degrees will beeliminated. .-Ofth;���didat��; for-,ty .. six. will receive Bachelors' degreesin the college ot£ Arts, Literature ,and'Science; four i.n the college of 'Com­merce and tAdministration; and .tenin the college of Education-c-a totalSchedules for the final exarnina- f .Entered as second class mail at the 0 sixty in the colleges.Chicago Postofiice, Chicago, Illinois, tions of the autumn quarter have . In ,the Law school two men will re­March 13, 1906, under the act of been announced. The examinationsMarch 3, 1873. will take four days this year, as there ceive 'the degree of Doctor of Lawsand one the degree of Bachelor ofare four classes in the morning and Laws. Ln the Divinity school therefour in the afternnon, in place of the are two candidates for. rhe degree ofprevious three. For this reason all Master of Arts and one :for that ofstudents including 'tlhose of ·the Senior Doctor of .Philosophy; and in thecollege, will -have classes on Monday Graduate schools four candidates forof examination week. Examinationsbegin Tuesday.The schedule for examinations fol­.Iows:, 8:00 classes-Tuesday, Dec. 17, 8'I :30 classes-Tuesday, Dec, 17, 1:30 Arts is' a Serbian,to 4:30.Tihe times are perhaps ready for 2:30 classes--Wednesday, �c. 19, , 'In the absenceof 'President Judson,the insertion of a !piece about our im- I :30 to 4:30. who ,is still in Persia, as director ofmediate future, and the college that 3:30 classes-e-Thursday, Dec. 19, the American Commission for Reliefwill face us at the -beginning of nex.t 1 :30 to 4:30. in the lXea'%" 'East, Vice .. Presidentquarter. It is an uncertain future; 4:30 classes-Friday, Dec. 20, 1:30 lAnget} wHI preside at the convoca-and college in January wiklbe a new- Ito 4:30. .tion.er thing to us .than it has ever .been This quarter for the first time,since our .first month as a freshman. PREOA.uTIONS AGAINST -there wiH be no certificates for stu-But in the newness of the ernancipa- RETURN OF INFLUENuA .dents entering ltIhe Senior colleges.tion there is an, exhilarating sense of TAKEN BY UNIVERSITY !Aside from a short statement byaliveness; and we remember that our ·Vice-4President :Angell and the .giv-motrto used to 'be "Cresat scientia --- ing out of degrees, convocationvita excolatur," Even to minds a lit- On account of the threatened re- exercises 'wi14 -be Iacking, Not eventIe atr-ophied in their Latin, tth.at currence of the influenza, President a speaker has lheen provided. Fur­word "vita" means a lot of things. Angell has asked that various rules -thermore, the usual !president's re­• • • • be observed. 'He says t'hat the 00- .ception wm 'in the absence of Presi-Tthe Dramatic -club, Blackfriars, servance of such rules was dangely ·re- dent Judson, 'be eliminated this time.elections, the, Prom, the class dances, sponsible for tthe successful check of i\Vhat remains of the usual convo-the Interclass Hop-the older we are, the first epidemic. cation will be held next Tuesday atthe more memories we have of good Instructors have been asked rto dis- 4 in IMandel ha1l1 •. Instead of dismiss­things of colloge, T·hey are things miss from rtheir elasses students who ing all classes for the occasion as inwhich have been dead or moribund nave heawy colds or persistent the past, ,the University is holdingfor .a year, and which we w'ho have coughs. Students should report.}:3O exarninanions at the hour of con­been in the S. A. T. C. have not .even colds 10 the medical examiner. In vocation.glimpsed for the past two months. the case of men this is Dr, D. B.They are not important things; the Reed, whose office hours are from 9world could very wen get along with- to 12 and from 2:30 to 4 in Bartlett TeA ,out them, but they are a part of our Gymnasium. For w-omen rthe exam- S. A. • • Hention.particular youth, and the University iner is Dr. Robinson, who .is in Idawould be an austere 'kind of Spartan Noyes hall from 10 till 1. I,f physi-BUSINESS DEFARTMENT a false alarm. '�Iebbe so, mebbe so• • • • i.o\nyway, lJike aU falsealarms, it supplied a pretty good fire­drill.GIVE EXAMINATION HOURSMay Freedman ...•......... Manager Will Begin Next Tuesday-To TakeStaff Solicitors Place Four Days.Ballinger and FennerSUBSCRIPTION RATESCalled for, $2.50 a year; $1.00 aquarter.By Carrier, $3.00 a year; $1.25 aquarter.By Mail (city), $3.50 a year; $1.50• quarter.By Mail (out of town), $4.25 ayear; $1.75 a quarter. 'Editorial Rooms __ Ellis 12Telephone :Midway 800, Local 162.Hours: 11:10-11:50; 12:25-6; 7-8.Business Office ..... __ .... __ ... .Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800, Local 162Hours: 10:20-11 :50; 3-5:30. to'll.9:05 classes=-Wednesday, Dec. 18,8 to 111.10:10 olasses-Thursday, Dec. 19,8 to H.11:15 c1asses-.Friday, Dec. 20, 8to Ill.Tuesday December 10, 1918.COLLEGE LIFE ANDVERITIESmother without them. • • •I t is a question whet'her one is bet­ter prepared for life by 'being in .aBla'ckfriars show, or by taking Eng­linsh i2. The average undergradu­ate will .... ote for the Black friarsshow. He is wrong by the book; butto have lived some weeks of commonple1'sure with scores of your fellows,to have made �ommon effort in ajoyouS cause, and to ha\'e thrilled in amarvelously young way under thegrateful honors of public appearance,is to ha\'e known youth in one of itsg:\yest, fit�est, most unforgettablemoods. IIt might seem a little like using Ithe funeral-bakecl meats to furnish'jforth the wedding ica�t; but if I were Ia preacher of minor cru . .;,ades, I wouldgo out and preach the gospel of col·lege activities to the whole Cnivcr­sity world. To the faculty I wouldshout: "Remo\'c the lid! On·with thedance!" and other things ·calculatedto create what is knr)\vn as an ofii­cial attitude. To the students Iwould say: "You will ha\'e m.anyyears to be old in, and you may neverhave been young. Go out and <10 cians are not immediately avatlatble,students shoUld lea'\'e their names andaddresses at the medical office and goat once to their rooms. press,Rustling and crisp, with sickeningsmell,Wild eyes that send the roll of fameAnd in one soul a swift-born hellOf pain that none an ,guess.For God has let her find his name. IA. 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Removing the t-oothpick fromhis ·teeth, he replied, '1Aw, l�m busy."A nameless young lady sends .inthe following:There once was an S. A. T. IC. ,Whose trousers bagged over hisknee;But he !has a sweet soul, �BOUT �CoW1PU/And so, on ,the whole,I don't mind, when he smiles rigiht Freshmen who sit on the '�C" bench, The 'Poetry club 'Will meet today atThose woo read the Maroon, but do 6:30 in the alumnae �oom of Ida I REGISTRATION FOR WINTERQUARTER HELD NEXT WEEKers 10 recognize themselves:CAlM��BRS. Poetry Club Holds Meeting .:Registration for next quarter 'Willnot subscribe. Noyes hall. take place next Monday and Tues-The man who borrows a "1C" day. The Ibours Wlill be announcedsweater, SONGS OF THE TIMES later. Although :the tim'e schedulesThe girl wIho found' a Deke pin. are not out now, it is expected thatThe candidate with the leather Can death give -you such dignity, and .they rwi11 be ready by iMonday., -"- "�utts-." ., .'- �- ipride,. The main reason why the schedulesThose wrh� boast about not attending So 'beautiful it 'Puts our grief to and registration have been 80 ute inclass, arid who' always borrow 'shame? appeariJig this quarter was 'becauseFor now we stumble as 'We speak your of the uncertainty of the stay of thename, S. A. T. C. In adition the 'tJime sehed-, Yet you were just a boy befQl'e you ues were delayed so that the names, died. of all the returning instrorlors couldWe 'question 'blandly, �ondering be :listed.heaVy-eyed,Can this be he 'We � to praise .18�dblame, FLONZALEY QUARTETTE TOIn careless mcm.1nts, ere the trial GIVE INITIAL RECIAL(Continued from page 1)at me.�JUST to prove that y-ou don't haveto Ihave 'bees and heliotropes andbeautiful maidens to write poems.about: Sir H. was'inspired :by Dr:Stiegtitz'\S discovery of a student in�haling 'POtassiUm cyanide with apipette.The freshies here in chemistryTake awful risks of deathWhen tlhey draw .KlON into, A pipette with their breath. our notes.She who wthist!les under Foster win­dows at 3 IA. M. because she"forgot" her key.Anon.TQey think it is not dangerousBecause the smell is ·good,But jf the ,liquid comes too farThey will ibe clothed in wood. ANNUAL HOCKEY 'SPREADIS HELD TODAY IN NOYES\(Continued from page 1.),by noon rtoday. Gladys Gordon isgeneral chairman of the spread. IB6thUphaus has �rge Of stunts, and'Marjorie Winslow lis bead of ·the'gym-nasium committee. . camemen all the bravest heam inanguish cried?Then, humbled" ,'W� beheld our lJOOrdiSgUise, .False moods and manners c10thed inempty sheath.,iiiiiiIi:;::;:::::::;;::::::::;;::;;:;;;:::=:=:=:=;;:;;;::;;;;;;:;;;:::=:=: 'Which drowned the silence-tilt .therecame a day, ,That smote our Vision to awakenedTHiE WlhistleWas so good Frlday(It 'Was all eontribs,Y'know)That we thinkWe can rest' on its laurelsmu Christmas.DEAR WtHI'SI"IJER-We have decided that there shouldbe a new edict made concerning theindiscriminate use of telephone. Wiltyou help us in our -campaign?LUCY ANn HELEN.iWiE witl order them removed fr-omQU barracks at once, and will postnotice that no sla-ckers may use cam­pus phones. Just to !help the slack- ond violin; 'Bailly, vidta, and Arch­ambeau, violiuceLlo.Will Play Opus from Haydn.The pt'Qgram si as fonows:Quartet in D IMajor, Opus 76, No.5 HaydnAllegretto-AllegroiIJa.rgo cantabile e mestotMenuettoPresto'�Andantino doucement expressif"• • . . • • . . •• .. •• •• . • •• . . • • .• Debussy(from the quartet in 'G minor)Dvorak-Quartet in F !Major, op. 96.("American")lA'llegro non troppountoVivace non assaiFinalec. CORMANY'SHOME LUNCH ROOMThe Old ReliableHeadquarters for UniversityStudentsWe serve the best of every­thing. Promp ServiCe.Try Our Special SundayChicken Dinner.1313 E. 57th' Street eyes;For God bent down to bring you tooltr ft8Ch,But ere 'We touched you, you badgone aWay. \ .From,"POems iby Geotfry :Deanner."Robert 1M. Mc'Bride and Co.HAVE YOU SENT IN YOUR�UBSCRIPTION TOTHE DAILY MAROON?Mrs. J. E. Stearns, Proprietor 1155 E. 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Hyde Park 761Private Dancing LessonsIn a course of six lessons ($5.00)ne can acquire the steps of the WaJt%,One-step, and Fox-trot. Single hs­Sons if desired.LUCIA HENDERSHOT STUDIO1541 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 23141\1 EN'S W EARHats - Gloves - NeckwearJAMES E. COWHEYs. E. C�r 55th St. and Ellis Ave.BILLIARDSCigars - Cigarettes - PipesHAVE YOU SENT IN YOURSUBSCRIPTION TOTHE DAILY MAROON?'"I, v ... •� ,." ....... :THE'DAILY MAROON, TUESD�Yt DECEMBER 10. 1918. - �:�(.��-���-.��:-:--��. ::�.��r�,-- �., ..."�h#,·,,·ixCOLUMN OF COMPANIESbook will be devoted to the usual ma-�erial, and divided into departments!sinu1�r to those of other years. These l''VE envied the strutting gobs at. departments, however, will be morefirst but we don't so much any more. complete than usual. !'We stumbled onto {he decks of Joseph 'Eaton, editor in chief of the i'Hitchcock Sunday and were immedi- Cap and Gown, has especially request- ;ately ordered off by guards at every ed that anyone who has kodack pic-idoor. Also we hear that friend gobs tures or snap shots of campus activi-'are interned till the end oJ the quar- ties or pictures of military fIfe on the I'ler. We wished we were �obs but campus bring them to the Cap and'We don't any more. Gown office in Ellis any day at the'chapel period. I, 'We especially :want pictures of;the campus peace celebration,'; said IJoe Eaton at an interview yesterday.:"With the co-operation-of the student:body in this respect, we will undoubt­edly !be able to issue one the best an-nuals that the University has everhad."James Mulroy, the business man- iager, has not yet announced when ITo Discuss "Reconstruction." Ithe drive for subscriptions will be! ��.sa�.dhftJaa.ta.sa.sa��Vice-President An�el1 will intro- opened. The edition will be limited to 115l(��!!c!5I[5!!1r!!ft�S!:!l[�S:duce lire general topic, "Reconstruc- 600 copies, so it will be necessary to II'lion," at the ,thirteenth annual coo- subscribe early in order to secure 1'Vention of the Xational Collegiate one. The price has been set at two ---------------Athletic association to be held in dollars. / I· Classilied 'New York on Dec. 2i. The conven- =:====:====:=::====:;;;;;:;;;:;�tion is expected to 'be one of themost important in the history of theassociation on account of the pres­ent conditions in -college athletics.COMPANY C\\�HAT changes the war do bring!This note is by way of giving publi­city to the combination laundry, bar­!ber-shop, wash, rest and smoking'room operated in the one-time kitch­'en of Psi U under the able direction'of R. C. Page.HO\\' these preachers do' co-oper­ate! Several of us are thinking ofjoining their ranks. R. \V. Hoffman'Was on K. P. and the Rev. McBr idchas three oranges and five buns.THIS is democratization with avengeance. Witness p\-t. Harold'Henry, pianist of national repute, -d o­ing duty on 'botb K. P. and B. P.,- 'Friday.LIEUT.. Mengcrt end Co. EthOllght they were getting away with'Something when they executed a'street column formation on the fieldSaturday morning. We rather ,think,'t'hough, that Lieut. Dady and 'Co. C'went them one better when they not'only did a street column Formation�)ut had a battalion review all by'themselves, How? Each platoon'was a company, each sergeant a cap­tain, etc. Company E's move next., .I, i "Hi:\RD" Brewer and Speer Kitt,prompted to raise standards by the'Y meeting the other night, agreed topay each other one cent each time'either was heard swearing. Brewer'was 'winning, six cents to none, whensomething occurred to break .his re­sen-e. Kitt ·lost count at a'dollar anda half.PVT. Feeney, after considerable'practice, can now blow retreat firstTate on his trombone..�.� 1.-Lf. I:'�, J, Ie- In:'�• Iq.I'.r.I. r :III lIIIt· COMPLLMFJNTS are becoming s�common that we now take them as a. 'matter of course. . The latest is the'captain's statement that 'Co, C's quar-1ers are kept - in better condition lihanthose of any other 'company in thelbattalion.COMPANY DOOlIlR�-NY D, all out. Out forW;hat? Out for go·od •ARE we happy? Yea. Are wedownhearned P Huh! lAre we goinghome Yea, we'll tell the world.LIEUT. Oliver was pleasantly sur­prised Saturday afternoon with aring, the gift of the -cornpany, He'says it isn't customary, but really hecouldn't resist. He said he had had'a good time and 'hoped we had too.We hope so, too.1-,� DID somebody say K. P.? Howwould you like to be on for the restof your military life? Ask Pvt. Salz­berg, the embryo chef.\VE signed the payroll last nightfor the last time, A lso we write thiscolumn for the last time. Good-bye,good luck, God bless you.-------------- -._- WE were all so eager for guaMduty last Thursday and Sunday thatseveral of us were ,hurt in the rush UT Pia U' P � E .. ,nomen n mque rogram 1.01' n-and Dwyer and King nearly came to I •'blows, because one wanted more dutyl tertalmnent to be Held at 4:30 "We hope that many women will.than the other. Lieut.' Johnson, how- in Gymnasium. grasp this opportunity," said Helenever, was just and liberal and by 4 Thompson, chairman of the Socialthat afternoon we w.ere happy and I The captain bai: season will culmi- Service committee of the Students't ted W d d � I f Activities committee. "Xo experi-con en . e sure I ree sorry or I nate tomorrow with a big spread to-.those unfortunate sea-dogs who I morrow at 4:30 in Ida Noyes gymna7 ence is necessary for this work, butweren't permitted to do any guard I sium. This, (so we are told by the it is ex-ceedingly interesting. The in­duty-and had to go home sad and manageresses) will Ibe no ordinary vestigating will be done in the Stock­down-hearted, on their shore leave. I spread. Captain ball spreads have yards district this week and next.--- I been held before, but never has one Students may arrange their ownTHE long walted for pay day fin-I been planned with more care, and hours for this work. The Charitiesally arrived and it "vas a happy mob originality. ought not to 'be disappointed in theof sailors that left Bartlett gym, In the first p:ace, all captain ball University women. We shall be gladtheir pockets bursting' with ten and plasers will be present. Captains to exp.lain the .work to anyone inter-twenty dollar bills. Siderda�l ex- and members of company and class ested If she WIll come to the League HAV�u��gRf:ir�JNTJOURprescd the spirit of the day when he teams are expected to add to the fes-I r dom,' THE DAILY MAROON?���fu�������lt������� A���� _study hall. Reckless. Why he didn t 'WIll 'be guests of honor, four in num­even watch to see where they fell. 'ber; namely, :Mrs. Goodspeed, l\fissCronin, :Miss Patterson and l\Iiss"C'l\lON you seven and a five I Howe.make 'it," and other similarly funny'sounds were heard in Hitchcock base-ILOST -A silver ring in Bartlett IGym. Friday. Ring has Chi�esewriting on it. Please return to Mr .. jIEn�ish,Reyn�dsClub for�wa� ���������������������������NAVAL NEWSSssh!. Program's a Secret. IThe pr<>gram? Ah, that, we regretmente Of course, Iater we found out to say, is still a secret. Neverthe- Ithat it was a game of Dominoes., for IIess we are told on the best author-j"Johnny" �andleman came up with a ity that it will be distinctly uniqueradiant smile, while Sig Cohen looked . IIik " . " in . character. This much, however, Inee never again. "t ed di 1 . I___ I we are permu t to ISC ose: every iI 'squad is working on an original song.]. AT ��T 'We a:e in the Navy. En- which it plans to present. The peP-I'SIgn �hI1hps arrived here .,.esterday .ttiest song will receive an honest-to­and WIll hereafter take charge of the goodness prize.Unit. Ensign Phillips. made a brief. . Iand snappy speech, telling us that I No tickets will be required. The Ifrom now on everything was going to I players themselve� are preparing the!be done in the Navy way and. that I food, and there will be no extra eX-Ieven our talk would have to become pense. The following committees,"saltier," with our co-operating our have been appointed: IEnsign expects to have us all out ' Managing committee:. Helen Ma-I'by Ohristmas. The morning was Ione, chairman; Ruth Dave, Helen I.spent in reading The Bluejackets' Fortune, Edna Copper and LuellaMa.nual. Blitzstein also gave I us a 'Bither; Decoration committee: Fayfew personal glimpses of "the brig" Millard, chairman; Vera Altschuler, Iat the Lakes, and shudders ran down Marion iRainey, Louise Guest and Hel-Iour Red Cross sweaters, when he en Shaw. ,.:told us how they degraded a fellow J>y Ihaving him parade up and down .! THE HARVARDIThe Phi:ological society will meet Itomorrow at 7:45, at the residence oflProf. MerriI, 15826 Blackstone avenue.Prof. Nitze, head of the departmentof romance Ianguages, will speak on, BEAUTIFUL. NEW"Research in the Humanities." Prof. PUB LIe ROO M 8iSchutze, of the German department, •will 'lecture on, "Romantic Motives of I c:- 'Conduct in Kleist's Dramas.", THE NEW DINING HALLI For Dances, Banquets .and Parties1919 CAP AND GOWN WILLBE MORE INCLUSIVE THAN I 50c-Dinner a" 8pecialty-50cBOOK ISSUED LAST YEAR 57th 81. and Blackstone Ave.Philological Society Meets.A Home-like Hotel forUniversity P�ple(Continued from page 1)A 8 C HER"8Frolic Theatre55th and Ellis AveFascinating, CleverMADGE KENNEDY ,-in-"THE PERFECT LADY"A�Lyon.Moran ComeryGaumont-GraphicHAVE YOU SENT IN YOURSUBSCRIPTION TOTHE DAILY MAROON?•. _"-- . ---"-_- ----:......_ .. \CHARITIES NEED ASSISTANCE DR. HOYT WILL. LECTURE(Continued from page 1) . ON "PREREQUISITES FORSUCCESS" IN IDA NOYES(Continued from page 1)"Dr. Hoyt has helped a great manyUniversity women to find positions,especially 'teaching positions, aftergraduation. Her experience at theUniversity has made her parricularlyable to talk to an audience composedof women whose problems she knowsso well, This meeting is the first in.a series of talks on women in essen­tial occupations, and we hope ,that :I.large audience will come to Dr.Hoyt's lecture on Wednesday, Allwomen ore cordial'ly invited."CORoNAFolding TypewriterPRICE...$50.MAKE YOUR WRITING A PLEASUREAND INCREASE YOUR GRADESFor further information write or phoneCORONA TYPEWRITER SALES COMPANY12 S. 4 Salle StreetPhone Franklin 4992-4993University Representative:1\1. 'EDGAR POLSON :-: :-: 14 'Hitchcock HallWe are pleased to announce that the management ofCap and Gown '19HAS APPOINTED US .THEIROfficial Photographers"""""'''''THE SPECIAL RATES ARRANGED FOR ARE TO BEGIVEN NOT ONLY TO THE 1919 GRADUATESBUT TO ALL STUDENTS OF THE U.OF C. AND MEMBERS OF THEs. A. T. 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