-BEDSe-e byde-thepub-hesecon-fieldooksthanach-�of.a tedNa-�ieldandtary.des.tionl_uJ\-theiols.teen:ard,pesITer-l ofandion.LDEthe i.rtu-andoflni-theaUvid;�.'S-- MA Y 1918 PRICE FIVE CENTSV�O:��X:V�I:.�N���2:4:0============�================U='N=I=VE==RS==IT=Yp=O=F==C=H==IC=A=GO=='=F=R=I=D=A=Y='======24��=================================================�TENNIS CONFERENCE ON CAMPUS;" MICHIGAN DAY" ON STAGG FIELDCZECHO-SLAVE WORKERLECTURES IN MANDELHALL MONDAY AT 4:15Thomas Mararyk, Commander­In-Chief of Slavis Army, GivesAddress First of N ext Week. aroon,atTODA Y IS THE DAY OF"CLOISTER CARNIVAL" COL. REGINALD APPLINGIVES TALK TUESDAYAT 8 IN MANDEL HALLLeague Celebrates nis Afternoonand Evening With Big OutdoorFete on Green of Ida Noyes Hall. Member of Fourteenth (King's) Clay Court Stars Surprise Followers-Nielson Loses Singles-NathHussars to Deliver War and Littman Lose Doubies-Semi-Finals and FinalsLecture. Today.The Cloister Carnival, the biggestevent of its kind ever given by the---SPOKE AT UNIVERSITY IS 1902 League, will be held today from 3 to WAS AWARDED MEDAL IN 190310:30 in the cloister of Ida Noyes hall.Thomas Garrigue Masaryk, com- Members of almost every committee Col. Reginald V. K. Applin, of the Michigan will really come back to Chicago's doubles team was elimi-mander-in-chief of the Czecho-Slovak of the League have worked all week Fourteenth (King's) Hussars, will lee- Chicago tomorrow afternoon, when, nated by Wisconsin in the first roundto make this affair a success. The 1 h 11army. win deliver an address at 4:35 ture on Tuesday at 8 in IMande a. the Wolverine baseball and track of the conference doubles, after itcarnival will offer a diversified bill ofMonday in Mandel hall. Tickets may His subject, to be announced later, teams compete against the Maroons. had apparently won the match. Thebe obtained at the President's office. attractions, including \an entertain- will deal with military problems of It has been thirteen years since the defeat of the Maroons was the secondMr. Masaryk was formerly a pro- ment on a platform erect� on the the war and methods of solving them, Ann Anbor teams last appeared on upset of the day, the vidory of Eb­fessor at the University of Prague, green, booths where every. thing .from so far as they may be told. Stagg field, and a special day has bert of Michigan over Nielsen of Wis­Bohemia, and a member of the Irn- .pop com to wheatless recipes will be .Col. Applin is an officer of much been arranged to welcome them back. consin 'being the other. Capt. Nathperial Parliament of Austria-Hun- found, and dancing in the foyer af the experience in British colonial affairs "Michigan Day" is expected to be and Pike of Chicago su�ived in thegary. He was first elected to Parlia- hall.and in the recent wars of his country. the big day of the spring athletic singles.ment in 1891, and since that time has There will be nine booths in the He was educated at Newton college season, and a large crowd is expected The first set of the Wisconsin-Chi-distinguished himself as an opponen� cloister. Lois Hostetter will have and Sherborne, and entered service in to see the Wolverines compete. cago match went to deuce, but theof Austrian imperialism. Three charge of the Red Cross booth, Evelyn ,1889 as a cadet in British North Bor- Special efforts have been made to Cardinals won out 8-6. Then Nathmonths after the outbreak of the pres-. Stern of the war booth, Beatrice Daily neo. He was a police magistrate for get the alumni out for tomorrow's and Littman got going and took theent war he escaped from the Austrian of the fortune telling, Elizabeth Mann the crown colony of Tabuan in 1894, meet, and many of the old grads have next two, 6-1; 6-3. Wisconsin askedempire and began his work of organ- of the sandwiches, Gladys Nym'an of and in 1897 was made District Officer promised to attend. Rivalry between for a rest then, and after seven min­izing the Czecho-Slavs the world over the games, Lydia Hinckley of the pop of the Interior, He was one of the the two schools was keen in the old utes came back and drove through �_against the central powers. corn, and Mary Fake of the ice cream. British leaders at the time of the days, and the reappearance of Michi- Chicago for two straight sets, 6-2,Organized Bohemian Committee. Dorothy Scholle will have charge of India"n rebellions of 1895 ... 1897. In the gan will be welcomed by the students 6-3.He organized the Bohemian Political a huge gralb bag. South Mriean war in ,1900-1902 be of those days., The baseball teamscommittee in London in 1914, and has Name Saleswomen. was given' the Distinguished Service will be the first to play, starting their Nielsen was responsible for mostremained its president. The props- The following:will circulate through Order for conspicuous bravery. match at 2, while the track men comeof thp. points won by the Cardinals,zanda wo .... k of this and other revolu- the crowd with various tempting art- A eel' b �-'I Miles n at 4f'>� 10rrang lor 1 '-'411. • 0 • although Hammen gave him goodt.ionarv eommittees has done much to- icles: Katherine Bartholomew, June ""h A I' leetn -::ne of the <ream I'S Well Balanced"oJ '"I.L' e PP In ecmre IS 0 .I.' •support most of the time. Nath andwards unl'fYI'ng the Czecho-Slavs in King, Irma Elmstrom, Marjorie Boy- . , . d 'M' hi an appears to have the best.. University s war senes, an was ar- 'IC 19 -_ Littman fought for all the points ofvarious countrl es of the world. The den, Florence Cameron, Marion. Llew- d � th· h C 1 Miles of the L,_ ...... need team in the conference, andthe'range ror roug o. uaULthe last two sets, and many ofBohemian volunteer legion in the al- ellyn, Carol iMason, Josephine Moore, U· Stat W '1 In a re e that I'S almost invincible in dual- nited es ar conner . - on-; games went to deuce. In the last setlied armies in France is recruited en- Lenore Pfalzer, Kate Birkhoff, Marion cent letter to the University lecture meets. The Wolverines have star per- the Maroons tied the score :at a all,tl'rely from the ..... nks of Czecho-Slavs Creyts, and May Cornwell. b Col 1 Mil y.'''. formers in the dashes middle andLAureau, one I es sa .... 1. 'but were unable to keep up the pace,who' are exiled from their own coun- The entertainers will be Ruth Lov- '�ol. Applin is the ablest lecturer long distance runs and 'field events, Pike defeated Adams of 'Minnesotatry. ett, who will dance; Mr. Frank Ab- on militarv affairs in this country to- which is about all that is needed in with comparative ease, after he hadSince iti!, orJr8nizati�n Professor bott.: of the French department, :who day. His 'book ·on 'MachiM'Gun Tae- a track team.. played one bad set. He had the'M"·aryk has been commander in chief will smg' dial�t so�gs·, the Beta J' �z , .. d --l f'ts 1 and J hnson I'S the star perfonner of-- tics IS a stan a", 0 I C ass, 0 Gopher 5 love, and the game 4O-J.5,of the Bohemian legion. His work band, Louis Tilden and Theresa Fal- shows the extent and power of his the Ann Al1bor aggregation, being a in the first set, 'and then weakenedin the United States this spring has kenau, wbi will interpret handwriting. fY'I"gCl'n of the subjects involved." sprinter, hurdler, high and ibroad h t .. Ad th t Pikeall l'>&�'::"• enoug 0 grve ams e se .been in recrniting for the Czecho-Slav The menu, which has :been speci y Stay Overt� to Hear Talks. jump man. iRe 1S expected to take began to play up to his real gamearmy; and in bringing home to the prepared for the occasion, is planned 'Capt. Mc:Andrew, of the 'MiI�tary de- the hundre_d, and the 220 is. a toss.�'.' in the second set, smashing the ballAmerican people the problems of to suit all tastes. Ice cream, sand- partment, said yestarday: Colonel between. him and Feuerstei.n of �� beyond reach of his opponent, andCzecho unity. wi.ches of all kinds and sizes, lemon- Applin has lectured at Camp Grant cago, WIth Cook as an outsider, tae ·1 • b '11' t te' ra:ll He• '11 be ld fa .. ..' p aymg 1"1 Ian nms gene 'y.Lectured OIl Campus in 190%. ade and cookies WI '0 vorites, and other places in the Umted States, hurdles WIll be a three-cornered race '1 � ts 6 1 � ft. hUh h . F 1 east y won uwO se , -; U-�.Prof. Masaryk is known at t e ni- w ile sue new concoctions as aeu ty and has met with uniform success. At between Johnson and Beardsley ofWiidversity for his series of lectures here Freeses, Fraternity Fizzles and . • . f I tu M' hi d Am f Ch' go with Nath Defeats en.Camp Grant, In hIS senes 0 ec res, IC rgan, an es 0 lC8,Nath had no trouble at all within 1902 on the subject of Slav prob- Whi3tle Whips will be offered for the he often talked for half an hour over- the former the favorite.I d ti 1 histo H' first 4!� &.:-...-I' II . "':'1__ Widen, disposing of him in two sets,ems an na ona I rye IS until wuw. time; but the men remained to isten Capt. ,Donne y IS J.�.lectures to his countrymen in Chicago, Helen Thompson is Mauager. even if it was at the expense of their Capt. Donnelly is capable of 4:26 in 6-3,�. The Chicago captain playeddelivered this month, were the oeea- Helen Thompson, chairman of the lunch. No British officer who has .the mile, which is enough to force a heady g.lme, placing his shots nice-d ti hi h I ly, and !Was never in danger.sian of a popular emonstra on w IC social committee, is .general manager spoken i nthis country has had a 'MCCosh to go the limit. The Wo ver-h C h .I f Nielsen, rated as one of the favor-showed his power over t e zec 0- of the carnival. ,Phyllis Palmer has greater success. His lectures here 'ines also have several half mi erg 0rdinalTh 1..·ect --ites, lost to .Egbert. The Ca "'0Slavs of this country. e saUJ U.L charge of the decorations, Enid Town- will !be of special interest and value more than ordinary ability, and inhis lecture Monday, which has not yet ley of the properties, Katherine Clark to members of the R. O. T. C. and to Sedgwick they have a two miIer who was away off bis game, and lost two�ts, 6-2; �1. Nielsen was puttingbeen announced, will be one bearing of the program, Fanny Templeton of everYbody else interested in the prog- is rated as one of the best.on the national problems of th� the dancing and Mary Mulroy of the ress of the war." � The ,talent' in the field events. is in his las� conference appearance, as.h ================ be has enlisted in th'! navy. AnxietyCzechO-Slavs and the war. refreshments. The members of t e just 8S good;' with four men doing _WEATHER ,FORECAST� all the work. Baker tosses the jaV'e- and over�ge�s· were partly re­lin, the shot and discus, and gets s�onsib1e for hIS def.bette�t, but �'sFair with rising temperatUre. Mod- good distance on all three. Gorgas is Vletol"J' was won on r tennIserate southeast wiDds. just as good, however, and Reber has Ramer Defeats GedfrecIseD..developed rapidly lately, whieh gives Hamer of 'Midripn defeated God-THE DAILY MAItOON- the Maroons a chance to win out in fredsen of Wisconsin, 6-3, 6-0. TheBULLETIN these events. Feuerstein will meet Minnesota pair, Widen and Adams,---Johnson and B'aig in the broad jump won from Michigan in doubles, 2-6,Today and high jump. Williams of Chieago 6-4, 6-4, 6-4.Divinity Chapel, 10 :15, HakeD. should also be a contender in this Semifinal singles matches aridGerman CoIl",ersatioIl dab, 4:35, bmnch. finals in the doubles will be playedCobb. CI'GB8 is Pule V .alter. this morning and afternoon.History dub, 7 :45, 5317 Greenwood Cross won the indoor conferenceLEAGUE TO GIVE GE..""iEV AanDUe. pole vault this year, and will be theCGlJlnGpOliian aDd I�ti� winner here. Reese of Chicago is DINSER ON TUESDAY AT 6clubs. 8, 6045 Kimbark &ftIlae. only able to do about ten and a half. Undergraduate Cassieal club, 8, feet, which is ,not enough to win.work, and said : ''Your arrangement C1&88ic:s. If Greene, McCosh, and Speer comeof the list is most 'businesslike an� Ta...-row through in the middle distance events,win save us much time and trouble by and Moore, Lewis and McCosh canba· th telephone num'bers ad Divinitw Chapel, 10:15, Haskell.Vlng e , -" take a good share of the longer runs,d d d fin'te days of se_;"e. �tcetin'" cf thc.- HulinJ: Ilodic.>R:resses, tan elL.... �there is a good chance for'Chicago toIt _ .. ' L_ -eek or 80 ""-ore we get n�arrl d Physical Culture and Alh--7 1ft7 a ... ueJ.'win. Speer bas developed into oneyour group organized because we are letacs, 9. Harprr.of the best half and quarter milers�ft .. to haTe the ward c:Jaairman in Board of School of Commerce and1W.1._on the team, ana is counted on foreach division of the city handle the Admillistratioa. 10, Harper.two places. Greene has been running neva committee, and from Miss Taylor-work in the different schools. Please UDi",enity SeDate, 11, Harper. well lately, and should gather in the in the League room.say to these splendid and loyal women Uni",enity Bueball a..e adthat even if they are not called to Tract Meet, Chleqo ft. Mlddpa, points in the half.Nine Better Thall WoIftriDe.immediate senice we appreciate their 1 :45, Stan &e14.�trer and will utmze it just &I soon Uni",enity name.. s, Ida NOJ- If the Maroon baseball men con- The Czec:h club will meet Friday at4 in Ida Noyes hill.various League e�mmittees have co-ENTER 400 CHICAGO MEN operated in planning the carnival.IN MASS ATRLEl'ICS MEET Tickets for the carnival cost tenTODA y .A..�D TOMORROW cents.' The money will go toward the--- general expenses of the League.Seven UDi'f'el1lilies Hold SimultaneousT01U1l&IHDtB t.o Decide BalkAbility.Nearly four hundred Chicago stu­dents will compete in the first massathleties meet held on the Mid'W'aythis afternoon and tomorrow morning.Fraternities, the baseball, football,and tennis teams, the gymnasiumclasses, and other units of the Uni­versity will :be pitted against one an­other in the four events, and thewhole outfit will be competing againstIowa, Ames, Nebraska, Minnesota,Wisconsin, and Ohio.Groups of ten men from each of thedifferent units will be pitted againsteach other in the 'hand grenade throw,the broad jump, the hunched yarddash, and the high jump. Sixteen ofthe fastest men in the hundred ,"11 bemade into a relay team, which willrun against time.Scores will be wired to ea.ch of thecompeting school. as soon as fifty(Contmued on page 2) HOLD TRACK AND BASEBALL GAMES TOMORROWNielsen Stars in Doubles.LE'M'ER OF APlPRECIATIONON CHILD WELFARE WORKSENT BY MRS. IRA WOODtDorothy Lardner, of the UniversityStudent eommittee on Women's WarActivities, has received a l�ter fromMrs. Ira Coueh Wood, in which Mrs.Wood expressed her thanks for thelist of women in the University whohave volunteered for Child Welfare The League will give a Geneva din­ner Tuesday at 6 in the League room.Lois Hostetter has charge of the din­ner. Julia Rieketts will direct thesinging of Geneva songs. A specialspeaker, who has not yet been an­nounced, will talk. Tickets for thedinner may be obtained at twenty-fivecents each from members of the Ge-Czech Club to Meet Friday.as possible. haD. (Continued on pace 2.)2 rHE" DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 24, 1918tize the :spirit and th� worth of an 1 "MICHIGAN DAY· . ,: Chicago lost, but he was aided by con" EN�R 400 CHICAGO MENiUtitution like the. R� Cross it .is al �ON STAGG FIELD .siderabie luck. He handed out Bve IN MASS ATHLETICS MEETman or woman whose intellect has passes, .but. 'Was given good bacldoJt TODA Y AND TOMORROWTile 8&ade_ �eo .... per .r Tbe 'CDlnnll7 , . ,., a.lcaco. been trained in a great 'UJ'liveriifty and , (Continued fro'm page 1:) by the ,t.eam: He has plenty of .stdft', , _whose spirit has had the cultural in- , .... � • 'but is a trifle wild, and likely to blow (Continued from paO"e 1)tinue their heavy hitting of the last ..fluence of that training. A Univer- .at any time.sity community should lead -ali other two games the Wolverine nine will'stand a very slim chance of:-taking:1 Long w;n, appear at short for Chi-communities in its support of such agame from Page's men tomorrow. cago, according to the present dope.cause,-not merely to do as well asCapt. Rudolph and his crew won one "Moff" Elton will be sent to right stands. The scoreboard will not bethe rest. but to set a standard forgame on less than a half dozen hits, field, as he has been developing rap- used today on Sta""g field, as otherthem to equal if they can. I I H k h d ,..and dropped another in a two game,' i. dly ate:,. e bro e up t e Pur ue schools will not be competing untilA THOUGHT. series at Michigan a few weeks ago, game 'W ith a three-bagger, and tomorrow.and they want the rubber of the set. smashed out a hit in two times up Scoring in the grenade throw will.As' a Hearst newspaper might de- Hinkle will pitch for Chicago, ac- against the Great Lakes hurlers. AI·claim: "Watch next week's Maroons cording to Coach Page's announce- though this is his first year of base­for a series of interesting editorials." ment. The spitball hurler held Michi- ball he has been improving fast, andAnd like the editorials in a Hearst will probably be a fixture on nextgan to three hits and no walks, losing Jnewspaper they will probably be dis- the game when his mates were unableappointing..editorial Rooms Eilts I:! I in Haskell Wednesday. The officersT�J�phon� .Mldwa'V 80() Loc:tl lr.:!. .Hours: 10:15-10:-':;; l:30·G; 1-9::iO for the ensuing year are George E.al1s1a�IIS orrJ� . _ ..••.....••.....• Ems 14 I Havnes president· W B CharlesTelephone lIhlwa'V I'on. Lot':\} 162 J' ,.. ,Hours: 10:15-11):�i; 1 :30-5 vice president; W. Bristol, secretary,and L. E. Brumbaugh, treasurer.PobU.lwct morolllJ:s, exeept Snturtl3Y, Suo­day aod �onda,., durlnlC tbe Autumn,WIDt.r aD4 Bprtnx- quarters by tbe Dnl1yMuoon �mgany ..Arthur Bur PresidentCharle. G",f'ne ............•...• �retllr,.Wade Beodf'r trreasurerEDITORIAL DEP.�R:r�n�!,\TTHE STAFFArtbur S.er )Iaflll::ln:.: EfUtorCb.arlu Gr�ne .....•........ Ne\\"Il EditorRoland Holloway .•...•...•• Sh:ht I-:,UtorJoho Joseph Dn), EditorWm, .Yor.enst«.>rn.. Atbletll.'s EditorRuth FaJkf'nau Women 8 ";dltcarRuth Oenllberlter Asst. Wom«.>n's EditorReIf'. a."lteb .......•..• Assoctate FAlltorBUSISESS ';')F.:P .. UtTltE:STWade Bender Clarence NeffEDt�red U second dus rnnll at the Cht­eaJ:o Postorr1C'e. Chl':;ll>:t', 11llllOlll, �hlrch13, 1916. under the :t�: or 1I1lrcll 3, lS73.B" Carrier. $3.00 a year: ft.Z=» • quarterBy Han, $3.:'iO a yeu: $1.[.0 a quarterFRIDA Y. MAY 24. 1918THE SECO:sn :rulE.The second campaign conducted bythe Red Cross for necessary funds isnearing its close. The campus drivehas resulted thus far in eight hundredpledges. One need not have theslightest hesitation in declaring withDean Fisher that this amount shouldbe multiplied five hundred per centbefore the completion of the drive.Even that will not be as 'much as thelJniversity community car. actually af­ford; but perhaps to demand that istoo much.In the Red Cross campaign lastyear the nation subscribed one hun­dred and five million dollars, which, inspite. of pro-German rumors to. thecontrary, has been wisely and effect-. ively spent. Besides running' threemilitary hospitals in Paris for Frenchand American soldiers, the Red Crosssupports five French hospitals andhelps four thousand others with sup­plies. It conducts a medical libraryin Paris open to army doctors. Nu­merous pamphlets on medical and' sur­gical science have been published anddistributed abroad. Reports fromBelgium, France and Italy testify tothe heroic and invaluable work of theRed Cross.These comments are platitudes to aUniversity group. If anyone can rea- men complete their events. The re­sults will then be put on a scoreboard.which will show how each schoolbe on a basis of shots in a target,seventy-five feet away from the mandoing the throwing. A bulls-eyecounts five, the next circle three, andthe outer circle one. Total numberto score on three hits and five walks. Michigan has no clouters to com- of points will be counted for eachHinkle pitched great ball against Pur- pare with Mochel, \\-110 has made eight school, the one having the most win­due Mond'ay, and with half-way de- hits out of nine times at bat in his ning' the event. The total inches' willElections for the Student Associa- cent support can beat the Michigan last two games. Knobe, lead off man be added together for the high jump,tion of the Divinity school were held Ibunch. Terhune, who pitched the J\ta- of the Wolverines, is a clever player, and for the 'broad jump. The secondsroons to a victory in the second game with the ability to wait out .a pitcher. and tenths of seconds will be addedof the Ann Arbor series, will be held Mroz, third baseman and clean-up in the hundred yard dash, the lowestin reserve. man, is one of the heaviest hitters in total winning. Only one relay teamRuzicka will be on the mound for the conference, but Hinkle was able to will compete, the lowest time win-J\lichigan. He was the hurler when hold him to one bingle. ning;season's team.Divinity Officers are Elected./rd sbell Ollf'my last 18 ce.c.I..8.�lor Murad. , /-III [h; \e1dt·, •t· - a:itOiIalI�f{l ccecUtog<y(Ie;e�arhcocanumeciste�letinsGem�oft',.�'.(-'.1.�fiII ,\ .�-........................................................................1-"rIi THE DAILY . MAROON. FRIDAY, MAY Z4, 1918(', .t· .I�(:rlt',!.....;(I, ."I,I!.,IL'! �.."-,.. �.1 "l.\I t• II ' .l1,I�'hi-'l\ 1I '[•....,,rcf·I'.. MAROON WAR LETTERS mess, (9) instructor in school forcooks and bakers, (19) assistant adju­tant of the trains, (11) guard dutywith the militarY. police. Ask anyonewho knows. if that isn't. enough fortwo men.(The following eseerpts ire fromletters written by Lieut. Earle H.ketcham. ex-'IS. Edward Reticker, '16and Franklin Blye, ex-'2-. Ketcham isstationed at .Camp Sheridan. Ala.,Retieker is in London with the Ameri­can Sedion o( the Allied Maritime As you no doubt have heard, theonly reason you have missed my facearound the club for the last threenumerous rumors.These last few weeks I have beenmore than busy: (1) setting' up exer­cises every morning before mess, (2)teaching a French class at 7, (3) bil-letinsr school remainder of the morn­ing, ('4) regimental school at 1, (5)General court, (6) Regimental Sum­mary court, (7) Regimental Surveyofficer, (8) Mess officers for officers'DON'T JUST SEND FLOWERSLET YOUR NEXT GIFT BE FLOWERS FROM EASTMAN'SYour friend will know and appreciate your good taste anddiscrimination in selecting flowers whose fresh, fragrant,lasting- Qualities leave nothing to be desired ..WE DELIVER ANYWHERE IN THE CITYEASTMAN FLORAL SHOPFresh, Fragrant, Lasting CutFlowersPhone Midwa y9690 1168 East 63rd StreetHalf Block W. of Woodlawn Ave.North Side of StreetYoung men,' it is your duty toconserve and save, to buy rationally andaccording to your needs. As an illustration ofeconomy consider how our 2 pants Suits reduce yourclothing expenditure. That extra pair of pants enablesyou to wear a Suit twice as long-"doubles the wear, andcuts the cost in half." .And this splendid economy can be practical without anysacrifice, for our Young Men's 2 pants Suits possess allthe style and quality you demand. There's another goodfeature in that extra pair of pants-it is always on hand,neatly. pressed, ready for instant service. Let us showyou our magnificent stock of Young Men's 2 pants Suits-the largest clothing exhibit in the World, consistingexclusively of 2 pants Suits. .Other 2 pants Suits$21 and $26IBtxsoN�(GlNotA.est Coner WashiattoD aad, Deart.ol'll SIs.L,_Open .. Saturda.Y·. j�_j�t$�:'_'�'- - ._ •.•.• ��. .......... .. ....... -. • _.�, ............ J:.; ..... -, .... "... .. � .. .,. ,.- • ..... _-,,.. - Tell Doc Brattish that I pine for himevery two weeks when I risk by beau­tiful locks in the tender mercies ofone of the many Belgian refugee bar­bers who overrun London. seem friendly enough, but-I just had the finest dinner-ham,cabbage, boned, potatoes .and straw­berries. They sure do hand out theeats. Oh man! All you want, and'of the good, yes, the best quality. Weeven get white wheat bread with noThe duties assigned me, while easy,require time and personal care.Everything from treatments of pa­tients to picking up refuse has beenmy constant life since I arrived. Iam a shark now at bandaging and canpick up weeks old bread and greencans without passi-ng away. fixiri's.OFF-CAMPUS WOMEN ININTERHALL TOUR.� AMENTAll off-campus 'Women who wish toenter the interhall tennis tournamenthave been. asked to sign their namesand those of their partners on the bul­letins in Ida Noyes hall. The signingup is entirely for doubles. The nextround will be played off May 27 onthe Ellis avenue courts.Women Give Tea (or Alumnae.Transport council and Blye is an or- months is that I am over here on thederly at Camp Meade, l'ld.) staff of Prof. Field on the AmericanSection of the Allied Maritime Trans-You Jrnow I was beginning to feel port council. We shall be here someashamed of the fact that I was linger- time-perhaps as long as the waring in this country so long when many lasts, and if any of the old .gang want I used to think that I could cussof the fellows who joined long after to look me up in our office in Lan- but on my, you should hear my topI were already across. But now we caster house on the Mall (or in the sergeant. He is an old regular armyall feel sure that orders to move will event we should not be there by that man and has the longest, most special­con�e. in a fev:. d.ays.. �e work of ,I time at an address which can always ized line of cuss words I ever listenedequlpn�g the dIVISIon IS being rushed, be supplied by the Embassy) they will to. He holds his audience speechlessthe exchanges are ordered to be ready be more than welcome. and awestruck until he finishes, andto close on six days' notice, we have th h d ff' t hgot a new commandinz ft'eneral-a I have just discovered that Frank en e wan ers 0 mot e most� � Wh't" . th ieinit d I polished and perfect English I everf 1 hI 109 IS m e VLCIDl y an am The members of the classes in See-younger man, no more ur oug s or.. .. listened to, explaining minutely theleaves are being granted except for dropping him a hne this afternoon an? retarial War work for women will en-. hope to see him soon. workings of everything from an oldt tai I h doi thiexceptional reasons, the warehouses er am a umnae, w 0 are omg IS --------------pistol to the modern Browning rapidare open seven days a week and I found Whit;ng's address through type of work, at tea Sunday at 4 infire gun.twenty-four hours a day, the General the American University Union here Ida Noyes hallcourt has been ordered to close all and I should appreciate it if you This is a regular camp. We have ==============would post the enclosed circular of some thirty-five thousand residentscases at once, and lastly, of course,the Union on the club bulletin board. and quarters for iorty thousand. TheI came over on the same ship as Prof. army consists of everything from aCunliffe, who is in charge of the guy from the "red light" district toUnion in London, and I found him a the college graduate. There are, how­most likable man. ever, only two classes which are recog-MeanwhHe I hope things are going nized as existing-the commissionedII ith d t officers and the enlisted men. Ther. ewe WI you, an you can res 35- . .• .ed '11 II be d t h as never the slightest intimacy be-sur we W1 a aroun 0 ear."Wh J hnni C M hi tween the officers and men. They geten 0 nme omes arc 109 •H "h th t t' 11 all the credit; we do all the work.orne w en a rme rea y comes. However, there are some dandy of-fleers in the infirmary ben. They C. CORMANY'SHOME LUNCH ROOMThe Old ReliableHeadquarters (or University StudentsWe serve the best of every­thing. Prompt Service.Try Our Special Sunday ChickenDinner1313 . E_ 57th StreetWoodlawnTheatre855 E. 63RD STREET.One block East of Cottage Grove Ave.THE MARINES HAVE LANDED AND HAVETHE . SITUATION 'VELL IN HAND ANDHAVE SCORED THE GREATEST HIT INMOTION PICTURE HISTORY."The Unbeliever"A Timely Clean - UpOF SPRINGSUITS, . COATSANDDRESSESNOW ATROSENTHAL'S31 SO- STATE ST.Take advantage of this wonderful opportunity to buyhigh class garments at low prices. At'$15.00you can have your choice of a spring SUIT, COAT ORDRESS. All are this season's styles, and as we do notcarry any garment under $25.00 in price, it will readilybe realized what a :wonderful offering this is right 'now inthe, height of the 'season. Included are many garments';'::' that were priced as high as $35.00. All are offered atyour. 'unrestricted �hoice of. -". �,= " •..•• -�. - ! $15.00 TO EXWBIT OFFICE APPLIAN�Chicago Firms will Demonstrate Mon�day from 1:30 to 5 :30 in Cobb. .Do you know what a comptometeris? Have you ever seen a distaphone,a mimeograph, a mimeoscope, a day­light movie.? Have you ever tried toplay with filing cases, addressographs,stamping machines, sealing machines?They are all ultra-modern office ap­pliances, and if you want to have aspeaking acquaintance with them, C.and A. will introduce you Mondayfrom 1:30 to '5:30. The reception willbe held in -the ' accounting laboratoryon the second floor of Cobb. Womenwho are taking the special war secre­tarial course are especially invited,but no University student of standingin the community will be refused ad-mittance.AMUSEMENTSPALACETONIGHTNew York Winter Garden'sFun and Music Spectacle"DOING OUR BIT"with FRANK TINNEYJas. J. Corbett, Henry Lewis, 'ISOOthers-s-Wondrous Beauty ChorusEvery Night�Oc to $2.00STUDEBAKERTHE TADK OF THE TOWNJack Nl)rworth's Chummy MusicalRevueOdds and- Endsof 1917With HARRY WATSON, Jr.JArCK NORWORTHand Brilliant Cast­SUJ>iERB BEAUTY CHORUSA REAL'REVUE AT LASTPop. l\·Ia.ts. Wed. and Sun., $1.Reg. Mat. S3t.H� VE YOU B'EEN DRAF11ED?-Sce-OVER THERENOT a moving picturePRINCESSMats. Sun .• Thurs., Best Scats, $1.01GARRlCKTONIGHT AT 8: 15:Matinee Wednesday ($1.50 to SOc)B'LANiOI-I,E HOLBROOKBATES BLINN--in-" Getting Together"with PEROIVAaL KNIGHT1'he Thrilling War Playa;')RIDAY, MAY 24 .*.Harper Theatre"TYRAN"I: FEAR"Featuring DOROTHY DALTONAdded Vaudeville Attraction­Cole & Denahy,7RJDAY & S.·\TVRDAY,FR(JiJC THEATREtlfA Y 2.J & 25Direct from the Auditorium"THE UNBELIEVER"FR I DA Y, :\1 .. \ Y 2 ..The KIMBARK THEATREDOROTHY DALTON-I�­"TYRANT FEAR".ALSO-��t-News and a NewCopy of Charles Chaplin in"His New Job .SATURDAY. MAY 25BILLIE BURKE-IN-"LE-rS GET A DIVORCE"ALSO-Burton Holmes Tranls, Bray,Cartoon & Pictograph.SUN DA Y, I�b\ Y 26CONSTANCE TALM.ADGE, . THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 24, 1918Senior (reading Tennyson to im­prove young freshman's mind):"In the spring a young man's fancyLightly turns to thoughts of love."Bright Freshman: What a famousline. Even Tennyson quotes it.SHADES OF ENGLISH 40.Young Freshman painfully attempt­ed. to quote Browning's "My LastDuchess.""That's my last Duchess hangingon the wall, etc., etc." --------------(All we can say is that we are gladwe weren't there to see the gory de­tails.) The chair is square,It has four feet,But it aint no goodWithout no 8e�t.MR. NOYES WILL ENTERTAINSENIOR WOMEN TOl\IORROW1133E. 55thStreetTHE CAMpUs WHISTLEFA..'!\IOUS LAST LINES!NO!!WE know a farmette who sprayedher sweet peas with .tt-een calcimineinstead of Paris Green. But it was allright. They came up wall flowers. �r. LaVerne Noyes will entertainthe 'Women of the Senior class tomor­row at a luncheon at his home onLake Shore Drive.bers,. some special entertainmerft,('Also more apologies to the English dancing and refreshments. All aredepartment.) urged to atend.3;-- . Motto: You toot· the line.Only ten' more days till the lastWhistle.LITERAL LOVE.Her eye was blue,Her eye was blue,I saw it twice,For there were two.Alas! I can'tDescribe her hair,For there are twiceTwo million there!(Apologies to the English depart­ment.]Buy a "Whistle Whip" at the Clois­ter Carnival today.The Menorah society will hold afinal social Get-Together meeting onTuesday night, May 28, at 8, in IdaNoyes hall. There will be short ad­dresses by seniors and alumni mem-OH. HOW CUTE!DEEP STUFF.Menorah Get-Together Rally.',Member our little joke about "ruth­less" last winter? Even better thanthat was the dress rehearsal of Arthur'Baer's play for the Dramatic club. It: was artless. Not by ANON.They say "The shallows murmur,but the deeps are dumb." Now we seewhy Jimmie, endeavoring to maintainhis reputation as an intellectual light,carefully refrained from reciting inhis polycon class.MORE PO'TRY.A Confectionery for Students Makers of":""1ConfectioDsandIce CreamTelephone Hyde Park 2433On Shore and 01ISoft: in the strictest acnae, but a thorough­going man's drink-gives you the full flavorof wholesome grains and the nip and fra­grance of genuine Bobemian Saazer Hops.Try Sevo by itaelf-see how good it makeathinp to eat taste.Served at the best places everywhere.Families supplied by grocera.Mamd'ec:turcd and bottled esdUliftly byAnheuser-Busc:h, St. Louis, U. 5. A.BeY'O eItoald be .. ,._d cold"The �""·l'Oun" 10ft clriAIL"JU The � ]IIGolden Lily � ',JI'• I•Fugar Nip, Prop. •••DANCING309-317 E. 55th St. ""421-423 E. 63rd St. Near "L" StationNear White City "Just Across the Park" ",..Light LuncheonsTable D'Hote DinnerChop SueyClassical Club Will Meet.The Undergraduate Classical clubwill hold the last meeting this quartertonight at 7 :30 in Classics 21. Prof.Laing, of the department of Latin,will give an Illustrated lecture. Theofficers' for next year will be elected. A Good Place to DineforGo to theFashion Restaurant\Ve serve the Ibest of food at pricesyou can afford. A good cleanplace. Try us.1004 E. 55th St. Phone Midway 7262A man is judged by thecandy he sends! So sendBound with the c:olors!Stamped with the seal!$1.00 THE POUND ATlIeA.N..\;NY & FINIGAN,1201 E. 55th 8t.Pbone MldwllY nwi.H. :T. SCHULTE.15Ol. 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