r.. /',atVOL. XVI. No. 135 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1918 PRICE FIVE CENTSPurdue Starts Out Fast.300' 'FROM UNIVERSITYMARCH IN PARADE FORWAR STAMP PUBUCITYUNIVERSITY TRUSTEEWILL DESCRIBE WORKOF Y. M. C. A. OVERSEA RECEIVE SEVENTY-EIGHTAPPLICATIONS FOR CAMP CAMPUS THRIFT STAMP MAROONS TROUCAMPAIGN GAINS SPEED NCE ONPURDUE PLAYERS 4--0Co-operation of Club Representatives IN CONFERENCE GAMEHelps Accelerate Work of Commit- _tee in Charge--Sell Stamps in Cobb Sproehnle Drives Single at Crit­Hall.__ leal Moment, Winning forHis Teammates.:s umber Exceeds_ Assigned Quota byFifty-five--.Make Certain AlternateAppointments in Case of UnfilledRanks from Other Universities. R. O. T. C. Men and Band Cele­brate-Enthusiastically Re­ceived by Crowd.The Thrift stamp organization ofthe University was formed yesterdaywith Stewart Cochran as chairman ofthe committee. Cochran expressedhimself as pleased with the manner inwhich the representatives of the dif­ferent organizations expressed theirdesire to aid in the drive."Practically every organization onthe campus was represented at themeeting," he said yestentay, "andthe way in which things started meansthat we will pile up a large numberof pledges."Six Asked to Report.The following, who have not yetseen Cochran, have been asked to callhim up at the Psi Upsilon house to­day: John Joseph, Kappa Sigma;William. Chatroop, Sigma Chi; RolandHollowell, Sigma A!pha Epsilon;· Di­vinity hall, Alan Le May; Chi RoSigma, Harriet Curry; Deltho clubRuth Johnson. 'Hon. Francis ·W. Parker Comes toM�del Tonight With Exper­iences of Year in France.___ The registration of cadets for theDIVISIONAL DIRECTOR R. O. T. ,C. camp to be held at Fort___ Sheridan. June 3 to July 3, has reached�he first direct account of the ope- seventy-eight. This number exceedsratrons of the Y. M. C. A. abroad to the quota assigned to the Universitybe given at the, University will be by fifty-five, which means that therethe lecture' tonight at 8 in Mandel will be a large number of rejections,hall on "How the Y. lL C. A. Ope- There \\;11 be the opportunity forrates at the Front Line," by the Hon. some of the extra candidates to se­Francis W. Parker. cure alternate appointments in t-ieMr. Parker's lecture will deal chiefly event that other universities will notwith the organization and execution be able to fill their entire? quota.of Y. l\f. C. A. work on the French The candidates for the camp are:front� and wi.ll be illustrnted by some Cyrus Adler, A. D. Adler, Georgeof hIS recent experiences in active Barclay, Alvin Baum, I. D. Burnett,work in France. Mr. Parker has re- George Call, Eugene Carlson, H. Chat­cently returned from France, where roop, Austin Clark, Sigmund Cohen,he was a divisional director of the as- George Cohn, John Combs, Rodgersociation. _ Combs, George Colberg, Goodell'As a trustee of the University and Crawford, R. Darrow, D. Davis, Ar­an old friend of the campus, ,Mr. thur Demond, Milford Desenberz, A.Parker is particularly well fitted to De ·Witt, Joseph Drucker, E. Dygert,talk to a University audience," said N. Edgars, William Ellis, KermitDean Butler of the lecture bureau Friedman, C. Clifford.yesterday. "He has seen the work R. Gordon, F. Gurney, E. Haas, H.of the' Y. M. C. A. at first hand and Hart, Otto Handley, William Henty,has assisted in directing some of the R. Hummel, S. Jameson, Horacemost helpful of that wgf.k in the north Kehm, G. Keller, J. Kemp, Georgeof France. His talk will be a mes- Kimball, E. Krause, M. Kupferberg,sage of practical information and pa- K Lawton, Allan Le May, M. Liv­trrotic suggestion to the University ingston, Bernard MacDonald, Robertpublic." Mackie, E. Madden, Ralph Magor,The lecture will be open to the pub- George Martin, Carl Meyer, N. Nel­lie, It is one of the University war son, Wrisley Oleson, James O'Con­series, given under the auspices of nell, H. Page" D. Patton, H. Pringle,the lectures division of th Univer- A. Robbins, R. Rose, E. Rousseau/" sity war service publicity committee. Robert Sanders, Leo' Samuels, HarryShulman, C. Springer, George Stout,GOLF TOURNAMENT STARTED 1\1. Sturman, J. Stoll, Milton Tobias,___ • H. Trotter, H. Walker, M. Weiskopf,Play F:irst Round of University J. White, Paul Willett, Fred Winter-Matches Tt)day. hoff, Francis Wilson, J. Yost, S. Wolf,--- Arthur Wolf, A. Ziedman.The first round in the Urrivcraity The number of candidates has beengolf t��rnamcnt will start today. already sent in to the War depart­The parrmgs have been made and an- ment, and the candidates will be;��;C��e�y thc committee in charge. chosen during the ,first 'of next weekCh by Captain \l\fcAndrew, who will an-ampionship Flight:J 0 nounce them by Wednesday.ames 'Connell vs. Hamer JamiesonRoge-r" Lindsay vs. Hansen Harts. .Bradley Hall '"S. Buell Hutchinson.ll'asti�gs �Ioore V5. William '�fcGuire.Francis Wilson vs, Harold Walker.Fred '�ftanter vs. Burdett Ford.Robert �onnolly vs. Fred Knepper.Henry Kennedy vs. Reginald Buchan-WAS CA�fP APPLIOA�TS �IEET :AT 8 HINKLE IS ST� ,OF l\IOUNDHeaded by Capt. McAndrew andDean :\filler the University R. O. T. C.unit of 200 men, a company of 200drafted men who have been trainingin Bartlett, and the "Unlversity band,under the direction of Mr. Cragun,marched in last nigfit's Thrift Stampparade. Giving the college yells andsinging the songs of the athletic field,they marched from Stagg Field to63rd street and Stony Island avenueand then across 63rd street to WhiteCity. . Chicago jumped ,1 notch in the pen­nant race yesterday afternoon, trounc­ing Purdue 4 to 0 in a time game.Hinkle was on the slab for Chicago,and let the Boilermakers down withthree hits. In addition he slammedout three bingles himself, and wasrobbed of a perfect average by a sen­sational catch on the part of Perrin,Purdue captain and shortstop.The Maroons played good ball fromthe bottom to the top of the lineup.Long distinguished himself with twocatches of nasty flies in the first, justwhen the Boilermakers threatened toscore. S'proehnle played a good gamein right, while Smith played flawless­ly at short,Everywhere along the line of marchthe campus contingent was loudly ap­plauded. The business men of 63rdstreet all threw open their stores forwar stamp booths and were busy" tak­ing the pledges of the gigantic crowd.At White 'City the marchers disband­e� to attend a mass meeting in theTerrace Garden, where ArchbishopMundelein addressed the crowd. - Purdue started out to win the gameThrift stamps will be on sale today in the first, but the attempt flivvered.at the booth lin Cobb hall.. Students Beall walked, after fouling a halfwill be able to either make their dozen balls. Mochel and Hinkle gotpledges or purchase stamps. It is mixed on a pop fly, and Long droppedhoped by the Thrift Stamp committee the hurried throw. Markin tried tothat every student on the campus sacr-ifice Beall and Bailey along, butsigns a pledge card for as many the former was nipped at third .. Thenstamps a week as possible. Long got in his deadly work with theSmall Savings Important. fouls, retiring the side."The government, in making this From then on the Lafayette crewcampaign, realizes the value of small was helpless. Hinkle struck out twosavings as well as of large," said men in' the second. In the third oneCochran, "and if the students of the man was hit by a pitched ball, but theUniveraity cannot aid with large sav- rest knocked easy balls. One Purdueings, then it is up to them to buy hit came in the ;fifth, one in the sev­Thrift stamps. Small savings are enth, and one in the eighth, doing noin line with the wartime slogan of damage.'don't buy luxuries!' It's the small Sproehnle Wins Game.luxuries that mount up, and they are Rudolph began the fourth with a 'Ith� ones that it is important to elimi- single, and made second on an over­nate from our expenditures if we throw to first. Sproehnle won thewant to be true patriots." game with a single, 4'Rudy'P racingThe same organization that will home, and�� fielder going to second.handle the savings campaign will also Hinkle singled, but Bryan and LongSCHOOL OF COMMERCE have charge of the Red Cross appeal popped out, and Vollmer whiffed.WILL HOLD BANQUET AT next week. Three more runs came across in theGLADSTONE HOTEL JUNE' 3 sixth, and several more should have___ �A.ME PATRONESEES AND been forthcoming. Hinkle made firstThe school of Commerce and Ad- PA TRONS FOR PROD.Cl'IO� on an error, Bryan grounded out, andministration will hold a banquet on GIVEN BY DRAMATIC CLUB Long was safe while Hir:kle was 'be-June 3 at the Gladstone hotel in honor' --- ing tossed out at third on Long's in-of Dean Marshall, who will return Friday Night, The Time, end Reynolds field grounder. Vollmer singled, andIn a letter received from Charles A. from Washington about that time. Club. The Place. for Exhibition both he and Long advanced on aBeard, director of the Bureau of Mu- Preparations are being made to pro- of Original Plays. passed ball. Smith hit, and Longnicipal Research, the attention of vide an elaborate program. --- scored. Mochel walked, Serck was hit,University students is called to the Edna Clark is general chairman of The Dramatic club has announced and Rudolph was safe on an error.Training school for Public Service, the dinner. Madeline Mae."\Ianus is ten patrons and patronesses for the During this time only two runs came267 Broadway, New York, N. Y., chairman of t'he refreshment and pro- group of five one-act plays whic� will in, both being forced. Sproehnlewhich offers a two year's course in gram committees, Kenneth Mather of be presented tomorrow at 8:15 In the grounded out, ending the inning.modern social service to college gradu- the publicity committee and Benjamin �e�olds clttb theater. The list in- Pat Tries Out Substitutes.ates. The school was founded .by Perk of the finance committee. cues: From then on Chicago took things�frs. E. H. Harriman of New York in ================ �Ir. 'Frank Abbott, Mr. and :Mrs. easy, and Pat tried out some of the1911. The Bureau of ,Municipal Re- WEATHER FORECAST. James R. Angell, Mr. and Mrs. Percy subs. O'Brien and Elton went intosearch was asked to orzanize and con- U led Boynton, Mr. and '�Irs. George C. the outfield. Hinkle came near to a� nsett with no decided change in H 'duct the work. In October the school owland, Mr. and Mrs. James W. perfect average for the day, when he"P" temperature. Fresh southerly winds. L·for Public Service formally began its inn, Mr. and Mrs. Robert M. Lovett, smashed a line drive over short. Per-existence. THE DAILY MAROON Mr. and :\frs. Richard G. Moulton, Mr. rin, Purdue captain, leaped into theThe aims of the school are "to give BULLETIN and :\Irs. David A. Robertson, Miss air and stabbed the ball with one handits students a firm grasp upon all the Marion Talbot, Mr. Frank Webster. to the accompaniment of cheers.leading problems of modern adrninis- Today The club will present five original Pat's bunch may play the Swifttration; to train men and women in one-act play� written by University nine this afternoon. and again theyChapel. College 0(. Commerce and stude ts d b itted T hmodern administrative methods; to n , an su rm In t e Dra- may not. The Maroon coach is un-.Administration and School of Educa- ti I b I ..supply public and private bodies with rna IC cup ay-wrrting contest whichtion, 10:15, Kent. closed April 24 Th Iadministrators competent to test and I .' e pays are:Divinity Chapel. 10:15. Kent. "G d "b A hto improve methods and to produce reo ar ens, y rt ur Baer; "Some-Sociology dub. 7:15, Classics. -d" b R L·bsuIts; to enable high school, college, ay. y ose I man; "The Ladyand university instructors in civics, Tomornnr with the :Midnight Hair," by Jamespolitical science and economics, to help Divinity Chapel. 10:15, Haskell. Sheean; "The Heroism of Mr. Peg-make the public service a profession University Tennis Match. Chicago low," by Samuel Wasserstrom; andof equal standing with law and medi- vs. Michigan, 3:45, University avenue ":\Ianiage Stuff," by Bartlett Cor-courts. mack.Following the plays, an informalFor a while the University companyhad the center of the b�standers' at­tention when, the colors carried bySergeant O'Connell slipped down thestandard to half-mast. Despite re­peated attempts at repair, the unrulyflag refused to maintain its proper po­sition at the top of the staff.. Capt. McAndrew, commandant ofthe local R. O. T. C.} issped an im­portant order last night to the uni-tjust before disbonding. He has in­structed all students who have appliedfor admission to the training camp atFort Sheridan to meet him this morn­ing at 8 in his office in Ellis hall.Failure to do so will serve as an indi­cation of a lack of desire to attendthe camp. No more applications forthe camp will be received 'after noontoday.xsw YORK DIRECTOR OFRESEARCH GIVES ADVICEON PUBLIC SERVICE WORKan. Charles Beard Sends Information toStudents About Training SclloolFounded by Mrs. Harriman.University Flight:Austin Clark vs. Crandall Rogers.Xed �lcCormack vs, Stillman Jami�son.�r. Palmer vs. ·Gardner Black.Fred Barroughs vs. Paul Birmingham.J ohn Combs vs. Paul Willett,.Le Roy Owens vs. Harvey Page.Charles Springer vs. Bradford Smith.Ray Smith vs. Roger Combs.The matches will he played on thc18 hole links in Jackson Park. Play­crs must make arrangements withtheir opponents for ,tickets to thelinks. The schedule of matches hashe en arranged. It is:First ronnel. Championship, �rav 16to 19. .First round, University. t�fay Ii to 20.Second round, Championship, �foay 20to 22Second ronnel. University. �[ay 21 t�23.Semi-finals, both flig-hts. �fay 24 to 28.Finals. both fligJ1ts. May 29 to June 3. (Continued on page 2)w. A. A. Takes Hike Saturday.It has been announced that an WG­men who wish to make twcnty point."for W. A. A. may do SO by going onthe hikc Saturday. Hikers have been.askcd to meet at 8:15 at Randolph.. a nd Wabash streets to take the Ev­anston train. They arc also asked toTo Take Trip to Hull House.The University Dames will visitHull Honse Saturday. Thc p-arty wiJJmeet at 2 at -Cottagc Grove avenueand Forty-Seventh street. Husbandsof members have becn invited. . ---.------------- German Conversation club, .c :35, Ida(Continued on page 4.) I Noyes hall.cine."(Contmued on page 4.) hrlng twenty cents and lunch.J2 THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1918.Pabt18bed morulop. exeept Saturda1. Suo­da, and !Konday. durioK the Autumn.Wtnw aDel Spring Quarters by the DIl1l1Maroon �pa01. student class-room instruction and�1lI'.Bur •••••••••••••••••••• Presideot practical experience in political work­�Iee Greene •......•........• �retar7 shops of XC'\\" York City and the sur­Wade Beader •.••••••••..••.••• !rl'Uaurer rounding communities. X 0 diplomas&DITORlAL Dll1PAlRirMK!"T or degrees are granted but credit forTID; wrAFF the work is given in New York andArUaur Baer •.•••..•....•. )(aDadn� Editor Columb-a universities and the Uni-CIa.rlea Greene .........•.... News Editor ..•. ' . f IJ lvani .1 '[' hi.. 1&.d Hollowal NI�ht Editor \ ersrtres 0 ennsy vama anu '.\ IC 1-.JobD .J� •••••••••••••••••• Da1 Edltor gan.w... K n.tero... AthleUcJ EditoranUl lkeaau •••••••••• Wumen. l<:A1lt<'raatill O' .. bercer .... A.ut. Womeo·. EditorII ... Baylt1eb ••.••••••.• Associate Editorm�r lIail! _aronnTa.. 8 .. 6&_ Me .... per .r Ta.. t:DIY�nlqof Clalac.BU8IN1II6S nBP�lt'nlE�TW.de Beoder Clarence SefrlDD'terH u second clu. mall at the Chi·� Poatofrlc:e. Chl.:a�u, IUlnoia. J4arcb13. lJOG, a.nder the ac! of Murch 3, �.B1 Carrier, $3.00 a lear; '1.:!:S a quarterBl .Mail, �.ao a year; $1.:.0 :l quarterIIcUtorlal aooma ElIls l�Telepbone .H1dway 800. Local 152.Hoa ... : 10 :US·I0:4.); 1 :30·6; j·9:30Su.'", Olrlee Ellis 1CTe�pbone lI1dway BOO. LOf".&1 162Hoars: IG:l5-1U:4'); 1 :30·�THURSDAY , MAY 16, 1918.THE PROCESSION.Princeton was the first to announcethl" new 'war curriculum.The University of \\''ashington fol­lowed.Illinois and Wisconsin 'are nowabout to make their academic adjust­ments and adopt the new military pro­gram.Swiftly and surely the colleges anduniversities of the nation are fOrI!l­.ing the procession.Which will be the next 10 join?SPEEDING UP,\\'I13t shall I do during the comingseason?This question is confronting everyll1ale student, especially of near-draftage. In the past years men have �-h· obu,m­peT'ienced worries enoug Inh summer.ing emplayment for t e. mindSome have then had to keep In. li ed fromtile pecuDlary gain to be rca �z ld redconsl etl1e work and others have . theh ' ·peets otthe healt and ple-asure as. d'f{eren1• . IS IoccupatIOn. But now rt furt}lerand the situation h'lS been'tuation.'1' ry SIcomplicated by ·the 1111 Ita. thatcer�lnThe s-�udent may be'11 for draft-t}1e time 'lS limited. ,[.he ,bl tWentY-t 1 _cOlne .. h 5iIlg' 1113 es who havc P" June => aonc years old since last. f rence andcon e be-been returned ·by the es arc, ob' . 1'1 featUf I uscs,y�nous jecnonan e t\'''O 10t-he 'J tile· 1'" r�'-considercd vY t- unu .11 I" f d3Y� 11011H is 0111y a matter 0.. foc1aflla fofpresident will ,issue hi!:' �5tf'3ti0I1 'bI)",ttting the date of r�gJ. POSSltt.c� . , 01)' d IItl10:iC reach.ing trlaJ.o not ne�iI latc·t"C gu\'crnment maY Cll ul1 11er"I" _. 111 F�urt,(�':ce5 of all of tl1c�c.. thCSv "l1te" .crA lltUJflI1 OE: early \V 11'0 10\\, the.', C a !'i III...... ore, I Ongress n14f .�f5 IIIW .' '. 11:> tits.de hl1�lt to ntneteC ,111011 3StSap. f \\ • rCcOursc ot tlte ne:o.:t c 'on�1 10 del1t�c -51 stUtllcr \\·ords. Congrc� l3tco • • f f 11 •()ctl liflllted Wile 0 ccd:'>1' 'sp•J college. I1Tust bestIf tc:) t}le 1Cndergraduatc fll3 Alld }lOo·,,' SC ,their College won" {llcf d' b)up . -t1111 defC1"'11 I� to .a1tend �. 'c5 011 •• dcttt. II �. '11tl 5t ..\\'ith thl" specIal fael. gO a urscs·Ilc C"oi\'crsity oi. C}ll�a 131.;C . c; of •t:\\. \\,:thout difTicult)O c ... thlr. thCn1' • Jl fordtlril1� the summcr. r31Jlcd c4lSUfeear is thus really g 11d pI f t}lcy 'I � 3 , .. 0()\'(.·rntllcnt. '.\ one. 1 5a�(.� .. t'C1\bt he �'acnficcd tor I' 1�t1• -eft( II .c(lUntr).. nt j� at. aban-;\ nil whllc thc :;.tuclC 1,0111<1 netI . he S cS achool t }IS summcr, 1 C(lllr� th's lttlra' l11aIon the �(.-callc(1 ell .1 ... 01 (I('. . ... tIIO. • ;111Ic\'otc hIS tl111e to the· ,.onol11) I"(. . 35t, , rnle(,:I1;1tIC5. accotl!1t1ng;, .i(.r the to IetIle like. \Iany Tl13Y pre most peo�.. t\.ldics quite as much as "ut mIlt-s war v 1enjoy peace more tJlan ccd at t lC. 1 reat t1 ·t· r�'t'Ir" s-trcng-th ;:; t lC g l' l11u;ta.,. I.,ast)'·fprc,ellt moment. . )oC31 unlO . the . 1dri:1 an lecturc-s In tion Wit 1should be takcn iIi cooncc prcpara-. I 0' . r wafthc helptn stu IC'" 10 ay wellTl R 0 T ·c work IIItion. lC. • .'• r ,becausehe c.arried a" a fourth ntaJod' ul>.�:tch i., alo� thc line of spee Ingfr,r the hendit Q1 the na.tion. \VE CATER TO �TUDENTSHe's got- a boxof Murads in hisold kit bag.See him smile­smile-smile.INTERESTSA UNIQUE INSTITUTION. WOMENLEAGUEIAnnouneement is made elsewherein .the paper of the Training Schooifor -Public Service founded by )Irs.E. H. Harriman in Now York Cityin 1911. The institution offers the Endeavors to Instill Desire In Mem­bers to Continue MemberahipAfter Graduation.The League has started a campaignto interest Senior women in theLeague after graduation. The officersfeel that it is too big an organizationto be disregarded after leaving col­lege.Jn a recent letter Agnes Sharp, analumna of the University, who wasextremely active in Y. W. C. L. workwhen she was here.. writes to theLeague what she considers the realvalue of the work of-the League."The Young Women's Christian as­sociation," says Miss Sharp, "is re­ligious in purpose, social in trend anddemocratic in membership. This is noone-sided organization for the privi­leged student class; it has branchesfor business wot;en, the 5,000 dollar­a-year lawyer woman, the store su­perintendents, the department buyers,the clerk; . factory regulations andwage scales are. constantly workedover and legislation obtained throughthe united effort of farsighted womenworkers. What the Y. M. C. A. isdoing for men here and over there,the Y. W. C. A. is doing for thewomen here and over there. You owesociety a great deal for the collegeprivileges society has given �u. Areyou going to face the world alone, orwill you join with our efforts?"The League. committee which isfurthering the campaign to interestcollege graduates in the League con­cists of: Catherine Brinker, MarjorieMahurin, Annie Gordon, Mary LoisBrown. Frances Lauren, MarionPalmer, Dorothy Scholle, Carol Ma-A THOUGHT.The lino man had it that the Amer­ican Association of University Pro­gressors met yesterday noon, but hemeant only professors.c. C. G.=SOPHO�IORES HOLD TEA DANCEGive :Sext-to-Last Event of QuarterTomorrow.When the mercury begins to rise toseemingly unlimited' heights, when theWhistler finds it expedient to removehis coat, and when White City opens,tben do the sophomores announcetheir intention of giving a tea dance.Time is flying, say the sophomores,and it is absolutely essential that theycrowd in two more social events be­fore examination time. Thereforesecond year students will assemble to­morrow in Ida -Noyes theater at 3:40and dance, temperature and other ne­cessary evils notwithstanding."This is the next to the last eventon the sophomore social program forthe quarter," said Jasper King, chair­man of the sophomore social commit­tee yesterday. "We want a big crowd.I know everybody will have a goodtime. War economy will he practiced,but this will, not in any way detractfrom the excellence of the music or.the general pep."FrolicTheatreDrug StoreSit in a Booth with Your Girl959 E. 55th StreetCor. Ellis Ave.Tel Hyde Park 761Economize'WithoutSaCrificing QualitySwift'sPremiumOleomargarineSWift & Companyu.s. A. .... ,... '.will enable you to save 15to 20 cents on one food item.Swift's Premium Oleomar­garine is delicious on bread­excellent for cooking and bak­ing. Practice thrift-use Swift'sPremium Oleomargarine. ;w' • son, Lydia Hinkley, Dorothy Miller,Helen Patterson.. Elsie Lawson, Co­rinne Allin, Anne-\Boul"quin, and AliceJohnson. The members of this com­mittee have been asked to meet todayat 3:30 in the League room. MAROONS TROUNCEPURDUE PLAYERS 4-0IN CONFERENCE GA�IE('Continued from page 1.)certain, but the game will probablybe pulled off.Score of yesterday's game.Chicago.WOME.'l PLAYOFF I,'lRSTMATCHES IN INTERHALLTE:\NlS TOUR..�AME:\TR.IlI.SB.E.The preliminary matches in the Mochel, 3b 0 0 0 0interhall te-nnis tournament will be Serck, cf 0 0 0 0played off Saturday at 9 on the courts Rudolph, 2b 1 -1 0 0at Fifty-ninth St. and Ellis avenue. Sproehnle, rf 0 1 0 0Foster will play Green, Kelly will play Hinkle, p -..................... 0 a 2 0Beecher and Drexel house will play Bryan, If 0 1 0 0Greenwood. The finals will take place Long, Ib 1 0 1 1June 1. After this match, the halls Vollmer, c 1 1 0 0champion will play the off-campus Smith, S8 "................... 1 1 1 0champion. Esther Greenacre is in Elton, If _......... 0 0 0 0charge of the tournaments. O'Brien, rf 0 0 0 0Economic Club to Meet Today. Total 484 1Purdue.The Home Economic club will meettoday at 4:30 in the Jda Noyes thea­ter. 'Miss Lydia Roberts, assistant inHome Economics, will speak on"Openings for Graduates of the HomeEconomic Department." Election ofofficers will take place. R.U.SB.E.Beall, cf _..... 0 1 0 0Bailey, rf _....... 0 0 0 0!\Iartin, 21> 0 1) 1 0Perrin, ss _ _....... 0 0 0 1!\lcConnell, 3b .. :............... ·0 1 0 0!\farkley, If _.... 0 1 0 0Emrich, tb 0 0 0 0Gairiet, c 0 0 0 0Mills, p :................. 0 0 0 0Bray, p . 0 0 0 0·Olivcr 0 0 0 0German Club Meets Friday.The German club will meet Friday.from 4 to 6. in Ida Noyes hall. �Ir.Frederick \\'. Schacht, an instructorin Wendell Phillips High School. willspeak. o 3Total 1.;.. ,�Batted for Bray in 9th.Hold Geneva Rally Today. Struck out: By 'Hinkle, 5; by Bray,The League will hold a Geneva ral- 3 in 3 innings; by Mills, 4 in 5 innings.ly tod-ay at 10:10 in Cohb 12A. �liss Hit by pitched ball: Serck and Smith,Louise Patterson will speak about the by Mills; Gairiet by Hinkle. Bases onsummer camp at Geneva, and ster- balls: Off Hinkle, 6; oft' Hills 4; offcopt ican views will be shown.. Bray, 1. -••+++++0no'WEofumofcallco\'laufroHade\'wh;ShslierIatesta:ofacttheis :gootiorpraandbeof,. ,fIi._. anaobj:laujthnmoieve:lauieve:actecomencithesupfartqui:inlinefrOlactithefarechuII1ver:Wethecanin 1andeve]pubwebeenctareithaioftetheslaJ:Jaybou:a SEAcau:denbythatPo�cantTpla�WalbanfarcFmercla8for....... , WAti-enc(THE DAILY MAROON, mUBSDAY, MAY 16, 1918 a+.+.+++++++++++++++.+++ ••• ++++++�+++.++++++++++++++ ••f . MR. JAY'S ILLNESS i++++.+++++++++ •• + •• ��.++++ ....... ++++.++ •• ++ •• +.++++.A Review of "Sick-a-Bed" at Powers' Theater.B1 Lee EtteISOlt.I am a little afraid that the farcenowadays is too readily deprecated.We fail, too many of us, in our poseof highbrowism, to allow ourselves anunadulterated pleasure in the fooleryof the farceurs, mostly, 1 suspect, be­cause we are afraid a friend will dis­cover us in the throes of convulsivelaughter. We are afraid it is. too farfrom art. Mter all. is farce art?Have we a right-possibly a duty-todevote serious criticism to it? Well,why not? Aristophanes wrote farce;Shakespeare was not above it; Mo­liere, too, was guilty.Brander Matthews has differenti­ated between comedy and farce bystating that in comedy the charactersof the people of the play control theaction of the story, whereas in farce,the plot controls the characters. Thisis a very nice distinction, and quitegood enough for academic consump­tion. But for us who are interested inpractical things, such as Quad dancesand thrift stamps, wouldn't it perhapsbe better to inquire into the purposeof the art product before attemptinganalysis? Frankly, farce has but oneobject and that is to make peoplelaugh, laugh heartily, and laugh allthrough the proceedings. Comedy hasmore serious matters to consider,even though it must not forget thelaughter. The' audience must laugh,even if it is at the expense of theactors. The distinction is, thatcomedy attempts to make the audi­ence sympathize with one or more ofthe characters, and with him we aresupposed to do our laughing. Infarce, we laugh at the charactersquite as much as with them. So thatin farce, there should not only belines which should draw "the mirthfrom the ·hearers, but tbent should beactions of the Thespians which makethe spectator happy. The object offarce is to make you laugh, notchuckle.It seems to me that laughter is avery desirable commodity these days.We don't have to attend plays to havethe war put before us. The war wecannot get away from, in thought orin life. What we need is diversion,and he who can make us laugh, how­ever he may achieve it, is doing apublic service. On the other hand,we must remember that farces are tobe played before an intelligent audi­ence in a theater, and not in a circusarena. It is perhaps this latter pointthat the actors of farce fail only toooften to note. We do not object to --------------­the farcical situations, but we do hateslap-stick. Edwin Nicander, as Mr.JaYr is always 'funny except when bebounces up and down on his head likea second-rate edown,All this reyarding "'Sick-a-Bed" be­cause I have friends who cannot un­derstand why I, who was enthralledby "Peter Ibbetson," should admitthat .I spent an amused evening atPower's seeing the caperings of Ni-'cander and Miss Boland.There is no use dilating on theplay, which was written �y EthelWatts Mumford. There is no greaterbanality than telling' the tale of afarce. In fact, the chief art of theT.,,. ,IIi...Classified Ads.Five CCllUl per IiDe. No adTel'tiee­menta for less than 2.� cents. Allc1�sified edyel'ti&em�Dts must be paidfor cn advance, writer must be employed in makingus forget the plot that we may acceptthe situation. If you think it a simpleart, it might amuse you to evolve alittle farce of your own. Edwin Ni­eander, an explorer, is sub poe ned :;0appear in court and break up themarital relations of his. best fri�nd.,rt hnn"f"·'ctor. The wife insists thathe go. The husband insists that hewon't lose his wife, whom he confidesto the audience, is a "damn finewoman." So, to escape answeringquestions of a cross-attorney, Edwinpretends sickness; and has a couple ofquack doctors proclaim him ill, a won­derful (he said she was, though I dis­agreed) day nurse, and a beast of anight nurse, and many absurd compli­cations of an inorganic nature.It is interesting to note (for thosewho are interested in such matters)that when the Drama league revivedthe first act of "Fashion" a season orso ago, Mr. Nicander played the partof Zeke, the colored footman, recently Pledge Miss Emma Hawkins. Chicago Library Club Meets.done here by ·Mr. Abbott. In this The .Chicago Library club meets to-play, Mr. Nicander is amusing and Phi Beta Delta announces the pledg- night from 7 to 10, in Ida Noyesinteresting, utilizing all the 'well ing of Emma Hawkins of Louisville, hall. for a general business meetingknown stage tricks for inducing Ky. and tour of the building.laughter and killing sleep. If at timesC. CORMANY'SHOME LUNCH ROOMThe Old ReliableHeadquarters for University Stndc::tsWe serve the best of every-thing. Prompt Serviee •.TrY Our Special Sunday ChickenDinner1313 E. 57th StreetWoodlawn Trusta Savin4s Bank1204 East Sixty-Third StreetNEAREST BANKtoThe University of ChicagoResources $3,000,000An Old, Strong BankAccounts of Faculty andStudents InvitedGo to theF ashiOD RestaurantWe serve the best of food at prices.you can afford. A good cleanW ANTE�n straight salary, hal! place. Try us.time, live man with selling experi- 1004 E. 55th St. Phone Midway 7262-ence. 1515 Masonic Temple .. As the woman who wanted the di- ASK UNIVERSITY WOMEN TOvorce, a woman romantic and insist- ASSIST IN FLAG FORMATIONent '(ask Mr. Nicander!) Mary New­combe is simply great. I have seenbetter looking. beauties, but nevermore insistence or more absurd ro­mance. The other interesting mem­ber of the cast was Dallas Wilford,who was one of the quack doctors.He is very funny and has a most in­teresting ability to catch his breathand make himself red in the facewhen he 'is angry. Once or twice Iwas almost certain the poor fellowwould actually faint. The best mo­ment is the end of the second act,when a real doctor has been broughtin to see if Nicander is really sick.He puts hIS stethescope to Edwin'sheart and looking away motions withhis hand the regula:' action of thecenter of blood circulation.. It is up to Miss Boland to save thesituation for the fakers. With a start,she bends over behind the doctor's The- Red Cross asks the assistanceof University women in forming whitestripes in the flag 'at a demonstrationSaturday afternoon. Al! women whowish to take pant must hand in theirnames at the Red Cross office in IdaNoyes han by Friday night. Theywill re .."Port at 60th Street and CottageGrove 1:\ venue rat 3 Saturday and areasked to dress' simply in white withwhite headdresses, The flag will beformed in 'One of the hollows of the�f'idwa·y..1921 Commission MeetsThere will be a special meeting ofthe Freshman commission at 3:40 this AMUSEMENTSSTUDEBAKERMONDAY NEXTChicago Premier ofJack Nf)rworth's Chummy MusicalRevueOdd. and Endsof 1917With HARJRY WATSON, Jr.JACK NORWORTHand Brilliant 'CastTwo Acts and Sixteen Scenesof Unmitigated 'DelightSUPERB BEAUTY CHORUS.A REAL REVUE AT ·LASTEX'HILARA TING-1EXQUISITEM8i1 Orders Nowafternoon in the lLeague room, IdaX oyes hall. Scats ThursdayAll women who graduate this quar­ter may swim off the required swim- SON, BROTHER. I5\\T.EETHE.ARTming test Friday ·at 2:30 or Mondayback and kisses Nicander. The doc- and Wednesday at 3:Ji.$' or 4:15.Women Take Swimming Tests.tor's hand motions faster and faster."'My God," he said. "The man has Two Classes Give Beach Party.palpitation." But really, in wI'11Freshmen and Sophomoresspite of the voice, you couldn't blame give a beach party at S at the lakehim. front tomorrow.MEN'S MADE-TO-MEASURE SUITS 1-----------­$25.00 and up. Reliably tailored.Anderson &: Reetzke. 19 S. Wells St. he is too clownish, he at least is notas absurd-looking in his yellow pa­jamas as Mr. Coburn was in his.Miss Mary Boland is all that hasbeen said of her. She is not particu­lariy bad to" look at, she is fairlygraceful, and she has presence, butshe has the most impossible voice ithas ever been my misfortune to hear.How �e ge� away wi� � I don� ��-�---------�---�---���-�---�­know. In one place, she tells Mt'Nicander that she hadn't succeededlike her sisters on the stage, and hadto go to .nursing, because she waslqloCk-kneed and couldn't sing.. Thelatter I am sure of. My ears havenever been right since 1 last heardher scrape" the air with her vocalcords. • Makers ofConfectio ••andIce CreamA Confectionery for Students1133E.55thStreet Telephone Hyde Park 2433You'll wear a Jerrems suit twice as long as ordinaryclothes, because you'll enjoy its comfortable fit and con­servative style. That's' what makes our clothes so de­sirable and so economicalSuits and Overcoats. Prices, $35 to $75.Featuring a splendid range of Tweeds, Worsteds andSerges at $40 and $45.TAILOR FOR YOUNG MEN{7 N_ LA R.\ U,E �TRF.FT"Three Stores ��4��.1'������' !���E.c.a.i"iae'FreDc"�Briar 'A�'IReat. P.ipe..• tor , _€oneg�"iMennese-ue-iwo-ol the-24 -�pularl shapes illwhiCh you can get theSfTatford_. $1.00 aDd ap'WD C,7THcinJMaJs$l.50aud apEach· .... fine pine,'With aterIjng silver -;,1& nd. 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F.. mtb St.Phone Hyde Park 200.DRF-XEL PHAR..lrACY.001 E. r..-1tb St.Pbone �lldwllY J.l10.VAS De BOGERT & ,ROSS.1000 FJ. 6.1rd StPhone Hyde Park �-�.lu1S Hyde Park nIvd ..Phone Oakland 68001-14;"; Eo r... 1rll St.Pbone Blackstone :t!�.800 1-1 G3rd St.Pbone �lIdw3Y 3:!OO.Private DanciDg LessonsIn a course of six lessons ($5.00)one can acquire the steps of the Waltz,One-step, and Fox .. trot. Single les­sons if desired.LUCIA HENDERSHOT STUDIO1541 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 2314THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1918Dunny Clark: Oh yes.some of de lukes out now. Der comeA JESTFUL RE!\IARK.THE CAMPUS WHISTLEMotto: You toot the line.He: Why do they call it the Has­WE have discovered a new genus kell museum? I never say anythingof Whistle entitled Helluvahotday but divinity students in it!Whistleorumibus Oof oof.time his partner will have."THE CLUB GIRL'S IDEAL.soxs FIT!(From Daily Illini) Over six feet.Decidedly brunette.His whiskers show through.Clocked socks.FOR SALE: Dress suit to fit tallman about 140 pounds, also two type- AGAIN the weather! This drifts DISCUSS "OLD PURIST JU�K" :SEW YORK DIRECTOR OFthrough the partition in the voice of RESEARCH GIVES ADVICEour editor, "Well what kind of a girl Sterling A. Leonard Contributes O:S PUBLIC SERVICE WORKdo you expect to fall in love with?" Article to llay English Journal.(Cont inucd from page L)LIES THAT BI�D.Yes I have it all done. 1 will handit in this afternoon.You're the first girl, etc.Now our fraternity. .Why certainly, it will be a pleas-FA�IOUS LAST LI�ES.Cuckoo.Anon.Pink ears.writers, motorcycles, Evinrude boat . I C' ,�rJ.thGoes to Capito Ity to Work '"fmotor, 100 gallon gasoline tank and A SEVE.V VEILED STATElIE:ST. Shipping Board.winter top for Dodge car. The English Journal for May has "There i '1' t to 1._ noted.1 ere IS a specra porn ut!for one of its numbers an article on b t h d t ff red by the'U ou tea van ages 0 e"Old Purist Junk" by Sterling An- T ' , hool." .Ir Beard'sraining sc 00, says �n.drus Leonard, of the Lincoln school, letter. "Our work in budget-making,Columbia university. "The purist is purchasing, and salary and gradesurely one of the strangest of God's standardization, while shaped withcreatures," says. �I!. Leonard. "No special reference to public service, of­real purist is content merely to shun fers training for private as well asan expression he dislikes; he insists public business. Those students whoin foisting his taboo upon everybody find that they do not have markedelse. opportunities for public work can"How many schoolrooms are made readily find commercial opportunitiegunpleastnt by nagging and aften fini- in New York City."cal persecution; how many conscien- Chicago men and women are as-MARSHALL IS IN WASHINGTON tious teachers sacrifice themselves in surcd that they will receive the per-heroic vigils and bristling careless sonal attention of Mr. Beard in plan­correction of what might-and should ning their courses and finding oppor­--be let altogether alone." tunities for public service. TheThe author then goes on to sa" T . , hool rnai tal k i thDean ::\larshall of the School of J raining sc 00 main ms wor III ethat "aggravate" does mean annoy 11 h int thCommerce and :\dmini�tration has summer as we as t e Win er mon slef til'· -r sitv f \\. h i and 'vex, purists to the contrary not- and students may enter at any time.ert re i.ruve _I \ or 'as mg tonwhere hl� will be connected with the withstanding; "try and" is a perfectlyshipping hoard in connection with the I correct idiom in place of try to; thelabor problem. The exact nature of distinction usually taught 'between::\1r. Marshall's work is not known: in "among" and "between" is not true tofact, when he left Chicago he him- good usage; "fix" is in good usage asself did not know ill what capacity he meaning arrange and adjust; "will" iswould serve. .a normal first person auxiliary.:\Ir. Marshall will probably workTHE crowd outside the closed doors with Charles Schwab, tilt' hcad of theof E12 during the rehearsal of "M�r- Shipping Board. He may ,go to Phil­'YEP, it is the weather. The man- riage Stuff" has never been equalled adelphia later. He will probably heaging ed. just finishes whistling "Love except during the counting of ballots out of residence until next fall, al-is Like a Fairy Tale." when the seniors nearly had an ex- though he is expected at the banquet(Slander-Managing Ed.) �ting election. of the School of Commerce and Ad­ministration on June 3.THE printer surely bawled up theREASON man should buy ticket to Thought yesterday. He left the capi­Quad dance.la la Maroon, "Every man tal letter off Art's name in "Argu-h ld b ick f th k f ment and Art have never been com- ure.S ou uy a tic cet or e sa e 0 Sure! l'm just twenty-one.patible."charity and because of the excellent(Veiled and stated !by request.)AND it's just the kind of a day We forget the name of the mainthat we get mad when Peggy comes party but it is Margaret Robbins ortripping blithely in and then- something like that and anyhow two"Humph, that isn't funny." As if we girls want to have it said that shedidn't know it all fhe time.OH! -Nice, nice! We have just dis­covered that if we wiggle in o;rr chairit sounds just like a 'wooden swingin the park on a lazy summer day. has hurt her foot and so is stallingand can't see Dobbin in the library.It sounds catty to us but we bet itis giving someone the horse laugh.WE can look out the windows and Men's Furnishings.see the happy little trees flit from Straw Hats Caps -& ,Neckwearbird to bird. JAS. E. CoWHEY1001 E. 55th StreetIMPORTED DRAMAH. BilliardsCigarettes, Cigars & PipesBaseball Returns 'by InningsScene: In front of the De Luxedance hall, Omaha, Neb.Dunny Clark: What is the name ofthis place?Friend: De Luxe dance hall. FOR THE BEST PHOTOS COME TOVANDYKE STUDIO.1225 E. 55th 81., Near KimbarkWe do Kodak finishings. The charmof your personality perfectly por­trayed.pencilforThe bestexactingworkclean,clearSmudgeless A DISTINCTIVE SCHOOLfor the development of highgrade stenographers and secre­taries.Enrolls high school and acad­emy graduates exclusively inthe day school.Courses are unusually thor­ough. Surroundings refinedand congenial. Located nppo­site .the Art Institute.For detailed information writetelephone (Central 5158) orcall personally on the Princi­pal, Paul Moser, Ph.B., Un i­veersity of Chlcago,Moser Shorthand College116 S. Michigan Ave., Chicagolines17degreesat allstationersELD='T>Q� IIIils/er dralPinl penarCASCO:" 21/8 In.CLYDE - 21/, In.N�OWCOLLARSFOR SPRINGCJuett.Pe�body (J c,. Inc. jU"It,n :SA�IE I)ATRON�EES ANDPATRONS FOR PltODUCTIOSGIVE:S BY DRAMATIC CLUBADVERTISE IN THE MAROON.(Continued fWI11 page 1.)dance will be held in the theater formembers of the Dramatic club andtheir guests. Admission will be byinvitation only, each member of theclub being allowed eight tickets.Sociology Club Holds Meeting.The Sociology club will meet todayat i:15 in Classics 10. 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