'-. t�>'\,:�' .. " .. t. .... �40 '';' • .fill •• I' •. , ... ". �. \.."it!""\. - :'.1 -l' .. "� • - •, fo, � •••• # •.- .. '".... ,... . .. - ; t' . � .�; if":,." .. ". �= qarGon'1"VOL. XVI. No. 110 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 4, 1918 PIUCE FIVE CENTSBaseball Team From Stockyardsto Meet Chicago Nine on .Stagg Field Organization Bars Uninterested Mem­bers and Elects Three-Preparesfor Spring Plays to Be given InReynolds Theater �t-bNAME DEAN MILLER TORECEIVE APPUCATIONSFOR PLAITSBURG CAMPl '�r MAROONS WILL PLA YWILSON BALL SQUADTODAY AT 4 O'CLOCK Order From Adjutani General's Of- APPOINT TWELVE MENTO . FIRST CABINET FORCAMPUS Y.M.C.A. WORK DRAMATIC CLUB ALTERSITS MEMBERSHIP LISTS�. The Maroon nine will get anothertryout this afternoon. The WilsonCo. team will be on hand at the StaggField diamond at 4 o'clock. The in­vading bunch is a strong outfit fromthe Stockyards League, a represen­tative of which merrily trimmed theMaroons last Saturday. Pat Page'shurlers are by no means in their bestform yet, and it is probable that bothTerhune and Hinkle will take a handat the twirling before the end of thegame. AVERT DISRUPTION OFLOCAL ORDNANCE UNITS-1' flee Repeals Decree Forbidding Se-lected Men Obtainisig' Privlleges of Local Association Names Stu-Training dents as Executive Lead-ers In Its PropagandaThe University Ordnance school, In proof of its determination towhich, through an order of - the Adju- ---limit membership to those wh� _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ __ :.:;_ . _ _:. __ _.....tant General's department, .was in WALTER EARL&- -lSi_""--,,,_r,,RESIDEN slnC'ereIy- iilteresfed-lli- its -- -aCfivltTes, COMBINE PLEASURE AND WORK -danger of beirig disconti-nued, will, � the Dramatic club called the role yes-through a new order which was just terday and took the privileges of at-issued, continue to tzaln the ordnance Yesterday the newfirst cabinet of ten dance from all people who had Dean Frank Justus Miller has beenmen. The original order that all vol- the Y.M.C.A. for the ensuing year been absent for two consecutive meet- in charge of the University of Chi­unteering by selected men for differ- was chosen. In several instances the ings. Three new men were elected to cago registration for the J:uniorent branches of the service would members of last quarter's cabinet active membership-Everett Merri- Plattsburg Camp for the summer.cease, meant that ,the Ordnance were reappointed. Since the major- man, Louis Dooley and Richard Por- Applications will be received at Deanschools would have to close, as all of ity of the new cabinet have served ter, who assisted in the production of Miller's office, 23 Classics, at 11:05the students are selected men who 'before, they are used to the work and 'Fashion." every morning after Monday, April 8.have volunteered for that particular ought to do even more efficient work I Tryouts for associate membership The application blanks of the stu-branch of the army. ,than was done last quarter. will be held at 3 :30 on Tuesday the dents who desire to enlist for the sum-The new order, which was "by rec- The new officers are: Walter Earle, 16th, and thursday the 18th. A com- mer camp must be signed by parentsommendation of the Ordnance office, president; Frank Breckenridge, [vice mittee of the Faculty will judge the or guardians. An advance fee of fiftyallows for the voluntary induction of president, and Crandall Rogers, secre- preliminary trials, and the final read- dollars is required; the balance of twomen in the Ordnance work only. The tary. The new cabinet members and ings are; to be given before the club. hundred dollars may be paid at thepresent course at the University has their functions follow: Judson Tyley, Selections may be chosen from any time of reporting for duty.Blocki to Play Short I .an enro Iment of 105 men. Aiding in chairman of the social committee; of the standard plays and should pre- Will Give Special CoursesGale Blocki has passed up spring the instruction here are two Ordnance George Otis, the social service com- ferably contain a situation of dra- The· work of the camp will be infootball practice to play ball, and will sergeants and two privates. These mittee; George Martin; membership matic intensity. About five minutescover short for the Maroons tomor- are taking the place of H. G. Blank- committee; Bernard McDonald, chair- will be allowed to each contestant, training for the warfare of the pres-J h B h h d . hi I ent day, with special emphasis on suchrow, 0 nny ryan as a no time ens ip and H -, R. English, formerly man 'of a special committee; Wa tez but the time will be proportionatelyto get adjusted to the' infield com- Ordnance department instructors, who !'Earle, meetings; Shikso Kusama, for- lengthened when two persons try out modern phases as hydroplaning,bination, but will probably be given have been sent to the Ordnance of- eign students; B. H. Douglas, student together. Any student is eligible to ground work with aeroplanes, tele-a chance behind the bat, supplement- fleers' training camp at Camp Meade, volunteer committee; N. H. Carmen, compete for membership. graph and wireless, road-building and'. V 11 C R d 1 h '11 b MId b automobile assembling and mainten-mg' 0 mer. apt. u 0 p WI e ary an • Divinitv school; Charles Greene, pu - The most important decision made. hi Id 1 • Th '" ance. A large part of the summer'sIn IS 0 P ace at second, Long will e next course, which is to start licity committee, and Elmer Donahue, was in regard to the Spring produc- ti iti '11 b .rtbe on first, and Mochel will hold the early in May, will have 115 men. The freshman work. tion. A series of original one-act atc 1':1 lebs 't�i e .m �ummfierh-' spo sd'other sack. nev ts d r t' 1 '11 . ennis, oa mg, swrmmmg, s 109 anv announcemen_ an app rea Ion Holds Service Campaign pays WI be presented m the theater If Th id . to k th IThis arrangement leaves four men cards have already been sent out by of the Reynolds club. Admission will 'I g;. b' e ;. ea I; I rna e � panavailable for the outfield-Elton, the Ordnance department. The Ord- Special plans are under way for an- be by invitation only and limited to 0 c�m ma Ion lOP ealsturethan pref-O'Brien, Smith and Serck. Elton is nance he_adquarters, which was until other vigorous social service cam- the capacity of the th�ter. The third I'Pthare nests a reha appea dO derafmten 0h . . t bl h dli th h 'U' d ltd' th C . D· th - ite a group . e coun ry w 0 are un er .age.avmg rou e an mg' e eavy mon ay, � oca e m e ommerce pargn. urmg e year qu week m May has been set as the date I Th h id t f thones because of a badly bruised hand, and Administration office in Cobb hall, of men around the campus have gone of the program. . eti onorah� hpr�sl end 0• e °tor-b t h h b doi d k d h b t f d Ell' . h f h 'y M C A to . . .' . gamza Ion w IC 15 en eavonngu e as een omg goo wor, an as een rans erre to IS hall, out m t e name 0 t e . . . . Successful partIcIpants m th� play- I h . the---J.uni Pl:ttsb', ._-will-start in right field. It is likely where it occupies Rooms 6 and 7.. do social servic�_ -'YJKk SQme..JU:� "Wt1tfHg contests' wt1r trawa�lie�J:.\D�- h 11 or � ..h urg mov�-that· Serck _ will be in- _ the-l�ft garden;- - Th� )n�n-'1vbo-' have - cofupTetea---'the -workiiig with bOys in the poor district privilege of co-operating with the I mp en�dto t Je co egefs °h tue .coun� U;b t h be h'ft d to t h h d- d S h .s k d t th Univer- . .. rest ent ames 0 t e niversity 01:u e may s I e cen er, es- courses ere ave rna e goo. 0 far near t e toc yar e, a. e stage director m choosing the casts I . '. . .pecially if Hinkle or Terhune take one 34 of them have taken courses at sity Settlement house and m the steel f thei 1 d'n b t d Hlinois ; and President Judson IS a-. . . . . Th' or. eir pays. an WI e v� e member of -the advisory board.'of the outpost positions while not on Camp Meade, Maryland, for comrms- mill district. of South Ohicago. e active membership, All manuscriptsthe slab. _sions. Candidates for this camp are Y.M.C.A. has also sent out a namber should be 'sent to the Faculty El- Prof. Capps Is Chairmanselected by their commanders for of men to teach English to the �or- change in care of Dorothy Fay or The chairman of the executive com-their especial ability and aptitude. eigners in these parts of the cIty. Glenn Millard and must be in by April mittee is Prof. Capps of Princeton.The competition for these candidacies There is a greater need than ever for 24. Those considered worthy of pro- All communications should be ad­is very keen, and the man who is rec- workers - of this kind in a time when duction by the club will be given a dressed to the "Junior _Plattsburg,"ommended must have exceptional abil- foreigners are as confused by con- place on the Spring program. 8 West 40th street, New York _ City.ity. The fact that sd many of- the flicting emotions and sympathies and The executive committee alone ismen trained at the University have as exposed to unpatriotic influences ILLINOIS TRAINING CORPS qualified to pass upon applications,been sent there, speaks well for the if they are unfamiliar .with English, PRELIMINARY INSPECTION but information and recommendationsquality of instruction given here. as they are this year. This social HELD ON SATURDAY NIGHT may be -obtained in Dean Miller's of-work is to be given a new impetus. fice. . 'UNIVERSITY PRESS WILL Y.l\I.C.A. Will Hold Reception "Best Drilled CitizenS' Unit" Seen,"PUBLISU: SET OF BOOKS Some time during the quarter a big Says Lieutenant Parkinson-ON POLISH IMMIGRANTS reception or benefit will be held in Sixty-six Men Presentconjunction with the women _ in' the"The Polish Peasant in Europe and Y.W.C.L. Definite plans have not yetAmerica" Title-Thomas and been announced, but will soon beZnaniecki Authors forthcoming.This year, due to the, great needof food production and utilization ofevery bit of available ground, theY.M.C.A. workers are to turn garden­ers, that is, they are to go to workto stimulate interest in it. There isa big field for such encouragementout in South Chicago where there is Executive Commtitee to PassUpon Candidates for JuniorSummer Training School,r CENTRAL A.A.U. HOLDS MEETDr. Clark of the department of• Anatomy, former captain of the Uni­versity am balance company, has no'W>been promoted to a majority He re­I turned to Allentown this week aftera ten days' leave spent with relativesand friends in Chicago. 'Meet at Great Lakes SaturdayThe Central /l.A. U. indoor trackmeet at the Great Lakes TrainingStation Saturday is the next contest,on the program for the Maroon trackteam. Only four track events will beentered by the Maroon runners, thescarcity of hurlers and sprinters cut­ting down the team to distance andmiddle distance men. The GreatLakes gym is equipped with a 100-yard straightway track, giving thecompeting runners excellent oppor­t.unities for fast time. The field en­tered is exceedingly fast, includingboth association and conferenceteams. Illinois, Minnesota, and NotreDame are expected to send runners.The quarter, the half and the mile The University Press nas recentlywill be the individual runs entered by undertaken the publication of a seriesCoach Stagg's trackmen. Feuerstein of five books which will give a greatis sent for the quarter-mile, ,supported quantity of material of special inter­by Annan and Kennedy. Greene and est to students of immigration andLewis will run in the half-mile, and sociology. The general title undereither has a good chance to - place. which the books are coming out isOtis, McCosh and More should scoop "The Polish Peasant in Europe andpoints in the mile. Lewis may run in America; Monograph of An Immi­the two-mile race as well as in the grant G�oup."half, as he has been malting some �e authors of these books are bothgood trials in the longer distance. I Chlcago men; Prof. Thomas, of theDepartment of Sociology and Ailthro-FACULTY MEMBERS GIVE pology, and Mr. Znaniecki, �ho lec-$189 TO FUND OF STATE tures on Polish History and Institu-WAR RECREATION BOARD tions. The subject is given added in-terest by the method of studying prob­lems by the introduction of specificcases, such as those relating to Poleswho have been handled by the Chi­cago courts or by the various charit­able institutions.The first two volumes of the series,just issued, deal with the organiza­tion of Polish peasant society. Astriking feature is the excellent. andcarefully collected documentary ma­terial offered in the form of severalhunrJred letters of Polish peasants.These are especially useful in _ thatthey portray vividly the motives, gym-­pathies and general attitude of� therecently ariiv� immigrants.. 'Iri theintroduction a very full and well-or­ganized analysis of the family andreligious life of the Poles is presented. .�The local unit of the Illinois Vol-(Continued on page 4) UNIVERSITY Al\IBULANCENOW USED IN U. S. CAMPSNEAR WASHINGTON, D. C.unteer Training corps received its The especially' equipped laboratorypreliminary inspection Saturday from automobile, given last spring to theLieutenant Parkinson, who has been University Ambulance company byconnected with the organization of the friends of the University, has beendrill work in the Chicago High transferred to the Laboratory Divis­schools. Sixty-six men were present ion of the Surgeon General's serviceon the floor of Bartlett gymnasium at Washington for use in the campsfor the inspection. Lieutenant Park- in the immediate vicinity of Wash­inson said of the unit Saturday: ington. This car has been serving"It is the best-drilled citizens' unit as the laboratory of Camp Crane, theI have seen, and ranks well with many ambulance headquarters at Allen­of the uniformed militia I have in- town, Pa. It is transferred to Wash­spected." ington because of the lack of labora-The final inspection of the local tory and hospital facilities there. It,unit, and the mustering' in to the mili- will also be used as a pattern for thetia, will take place on April 11 in I construction of similar cars.,Bartlett gymnasium at 8. Major Vin-cent and Captain Stockton, Adjt., will CA,MI'US LIBRARIAN TO TELLinspect. All members of the unit have EXPERIENCE AT ARl\IY CAMPbeen invited to company mess at 6 inHutchinson.The regular hours of drill for theunit have been changed from Satur­day to Thursday evenings, 7:30 to9 :30. Company mess will be regular­ly at 6 on Thursdays, and school fornon-commissioned officers on the sameday between 6:30 and 7:30.WEATHER FORECASTUnsettled and cold. Strong north­erly winds.ELBERT CLARK NOW MAJORIN U. S. MEDICAL SERVICE THE DAILY MAROONBULLETINTodayChapcl, College of Commerce andAdministration and College of Edu­cation, 10 :15, Mandel.Chapel, Dh'inity school, 10:15, Has­kell. .Exhibit of Persian ar� 10-5, Class­ics 45.'-- TomorrowC"'peI.�Divinity school, 10 :15, Has­kell.Exhibit of Persian art, '10-5, Class­ics 45.German Conversation club, .. :30,Ida Noyes hall. Prof. Cutting.Cosmopolitan club, 8, KeDwood Ho­tel, 4700 Kenwood avenue. UNIVERSITY DAMES TO MEETSATURDAY IN NOYES HALL :Mr. Earl N. M�nche�ter, head ofthe reader's department of the Uni­'\'"ersity libraries, who has been incharge of the camp library at CampCody, New Mexico, will tell of hisexperiences there tomorrow at 4 inHarper assembly room. Mr. Utley,secretary of the American Libraryassociation, will also speak on librarywar work. Anyone interested hasbeen invited to attend the meeting.',' The members of the Faculty of theUniversity have given, by voluntarycontributions, $189 to the War Re­creation Board of Illinois. The boardplans to supply entertainment to theboys in all the cantonments in Illi-nois.The University Dames will have astheir guests the members of the Uni­versity Settlement League, at their The Freshman Dramatic club willmeeting Saturday at 3 in Ida Noyes meet Tuesday at 3:30 in Ida Noyeshall. Mrs. Robert A. Millikan will sun parlors. Every member of thespeak on "The Relation of Science toI club has been r�uested to be presentthe War." since the club plans to reorganize.Freshman Actresses to Meet�-,THE DAILY . MAROON. THURSDAY, AP�IL 4, 1918iji"� flailn :!Barn.nn waste-basket this year. It is a fact NOW PLAYING� &P� � � that the young women of the Univer-Th. StudeRt Sew.pape: of The UniYenit7 sity are universally thinking of what:of Chimp__ use they shall make of those summer 1111- no I- s Th e atre----------::c---::-:-:-:- months. It is a fact that the youngPubtished morninz •• except Sunda,. and Mon!IiItY. durin� the Autumn. Winter and Sp� men of the University are thinking':KI"tt'r'S_ .�7 the �ilY _M���._ ���any. _' __ ._ the same. Jaekson Blvd., Dear Mi�higaD Ave.newspapers are talking about in their The girls at Ohio State are organ-editorial columns. izing a Good-morning club. The onlyThey are arguing out the question requirement foI' membership is that aas to whether college and university girl speaks pleasantly to every otherstudents should employ the summer girl she passes in walking to and frommonths to good serviceable advantage. her classes. If it were possible toThe Daily Kansan has stated it in have her speak pleasantly to everyan excellent phrase: "How many man she passes the Daily Maroonmonths are you planning to put in the would immediately advocate the or­waste-basket this year?" ganization of a Good-morning clubThe Ohio State Lantern uses these at this University.words: "Many men now at OhioState will spend their summer in' atraining camp or in some form of gov-ernment service. But what of theother students not affected by this or­der, and what of the women of theUniversity, many of whom have here­tofore been accustomed to spendingmost of the summer on father's ver­anda, drinking iced lemonade? . . .Leaving your own personal feelingsout of the discussion, this year thegovernment itself cannot affor? theinefficient habit of permitting able­bodied college men and women to idleaway a fourth of the year's time.There are too many things to be done.The University is keeping up its regu­lar summer school session, and withthe increased demand for collegegraduates in government work' itwould be a great saving of. time anda patriotic response 'on the part ofstudents if they would stay for thesummer session and thus hasten thetime when they can be of more activeservice in this time of war."An attractive young lady of theMaroon staff spent her Spring re­cess in Louisville, Kentucky, whichhas a cantonment in the vicinity, andcame back to the University furiousagainst the small amount of servicecontributed by University women incomparison to the possibilities, andeager to obtain Red Cross work of anyvariety whatever for the summermonths.Arthur Uuet _ President('I",rles Greene Secretary\V"de Bender TreasurerEDITOnIAL DEPARTME.."\TTHE STAFF,\ r thur lIxer _ • M:l.na!:in� EditordlHrleli (J reene _............ News Editort:ohllld Holloway __ Nieht EditorJ"hn JOllellh _._ Day EditorWilliam �lorgenstern Asat. Athletics EditorI:uth Fulkenau Women'lI Editorlt ut h Geuzberger As.'li:stant "'omen'lI EditorI ,na Ilachraeh Associate Editorli.-I,·n Ravitch Associate EditorUUS1NESS DEPt\P.TMENT·\\ , .. te Bender'Ent ered as second class lIlaii Ilt the Chic:Il:ol',,!'tom�. (,hlt-::l:'O. IWr.ois. March 13. 190G.under the net of M:lrch 3. 1873.---- - - -- - --_. ------------------------ --By Carrier. $3.00 a year: $1.25 u QuarterBy l!.1nil. $3.50 11 year: Sl.50 a Quarter--- --- --- ------------- -_-- -_-------� .�--------------�-----t::ditorl,,1 Rooms ..... __ ....... _. ._._ .... _ Em. 12Telephone Midway 800. Local 162.Hours: 10:lii-l0:4i); 1:30-6; 7-9:30lIusilletls Office _ __ _ Ellill 14Telephone Midway SOO. Local IG2.Hours: 10:15-10:45; 1:30-0(�472THURSDAY, APRIL 4, 1918')IONTHS IN THE WASTE-BASKETHere is something else that collegeThe young men of the Universitybelow draft age who intend to followthe instructions of President Wilsonin atternptinjr to secure as much edu­cation as possible before they reachmilitary age are already lookinjraround for serviceable work for thesummer months. They are think injrof the Junior Plattsburg. They are Ithinking of the summer quarter at Ithe University. They, like the Uni­versity women. wish to contributetheir shares as they are able.All these things are facts. It is afact that the college newspapers ofthe country are opposing the throwingof any vacation months into the "MA YTIME" .:----------------.--------,--.:.'Vith John Charles Thomas and i fIl � iwhistling���:.�in��ghiDgHit! I � Second Hand Books tt1 IPop. l\Iat. \V ednesday-Best Seats $1 , 00 sa IWith Plenty 900d Ones for 75c and 50c I (') _*�F.. STU DEB A K E R i � > ,C Jones, Linick tit sCh:u"I'r'sl Best Scats, $1.50 i ::> U·· B ks � t IOLONIAL Every Ni::ht ,� mversrty 00, � !RALl\10�D HITCHCOCK , « New and Second Hand � Iin HITCHY-KOO ; � and All Kinds of Stu- rA I-with- , Q dents' Supplies at the. Q ,LILLIAN RUSSELL i_ Z most Reasonable Prices tt1Z 'LEON ERROL , IIRENE BORDONI , « t-3Ignacio l\Iartinetti, Sylvia Jason, Ma- , ::c 0 PEN EVE N IN G S.....belle Cedars, Ames and Win- , �throp, George Moore , Q 0 tMa t.- Wednesday and Saturday 'Z t:x' 'OLYMPIC 10 Woodworth's Book Store 81$1 l\{AT. TOMORROW-REG MAT. I � 1311 E. 57th St . ., Bet. Kimbark and Kenwood � iSA TURDA Y.fIl Two Short Block. Eau of the Tower. Phone Hyde Park 1690 rA !NEW COMEDY WITH MUSIC • . ,.:��...-..�.._...��...-..��.._..�.._.. . ._.. ..... �.._...._...,._.c�.._..��..-...:.What is the conclusion to bedrawn? The Daily Maroon drawsthis conclusion: that there ought tobe a Government Employment Agencyto place eager youth where it is need­ed and where it is suitable; but that,since there is no such GovernmentEmployment Agency and probablynever will be, the University itselfought to create some Military Bureauof Information, with a dean or advisorat its head. which could do immeas­urably much in helping students tofind the kinds of service that they can Version In Epgllsb 01 MoUere·sdo and that need to be done. This Uproarious Farela. Comedyis particularly necessary for Univer- Le Malade Imaginairesity women; and it seems to the DailyMaroon that the Central Student Com- Mr. & Mrs. CoburnAnd a eompany 01 tbe IfrstexeeUenee present tbeImaginarynvalid *'mittee on Woman's War Work might Wfdaesday, best �1 I SaL. best. $1.50.MetiMe Seats .• MaL Seats. _do some valuable co-ordinating workin this connection.No summer months, no summerdays, no' summer hours ought to bethrown into the waste-basket this Evenings, SOc 10 $2.00Phone Harrison 8880year.A THOUGHTAMUSEMENTSPRINCESS Tonjte, .Season's Biggest Success!JOHN DREW andMARGARET ILLINGTONIn Pinero's Greatest Comedy"THE GAY LORD QUEX"lUats. Thursday and Saturday"JUMP JIM CROW"Learn It-Dance It. The CorsetIs the FoundationYour college outfit startswith aYour figure will be graceful.and you Will have distinctstyle, irrespective of simplicityin dress. and your health as ..sured.Moreover. a RedfernModel is so it/eally com ..fortable, fitting so natur ..ally that its wearer maydo any athletic stunt aseasily as she dances.rides or walks. in her SOMELITTLEGIRL A�The Opening of the SeasonTo glance 017er our displa)) of Spring fabrics is to sec every n017-elty considered desirable this season b)) men of good saste.Featuring Scotxl: TD1e�ds. Shetlands and BannoclcburnsIrish and Canadian Homespuns. Worsteds. Serges and FlannelsNeD1 Soft .Mixtures of Gre!,. Brown. Green and Blue predominate. Conservatism is the keynote! Prices $35 to $10Officers Uniforms a specialt)). made in 48 hours if required.Our Spring Overcoatings arc exceptionally fine.'Tailor for Young Men{ 1 N. LA SALLE STREETThree Stores 314 S. MICHIGAN AVENUE11 E. MONROE STREETFor the Spring QuarterTEXTBOOKSNOTEBOOKSNOTE PAPERCARDSFOUNTAIN PENSPENCILSAND ALL SUPPLIES FOR SALE AT .THERetail Bookstores of theUniversity of Chicago ·PressTHE BIGGEST AND BESTOF ALL MUSICAL REVUES THE 1 t d th S th SIdeWith Its RIG CAST OF STARS and pace 0 ance on e ou 1ITS WONDER BEAUTY CHORUSThe Musical Hit of Randolph Streetcorset.Be sure to have your RedfernCorset properly fitted beforeyou choose your suits andfrocks-then their correctappearance is assured. OVER THE TOPCHEERSFOR. $3.50 upA t all high class stores GARRICKN. B.-THERE'S A POP. MATINEETOMORROW-$l BEST SEATS. Tickets to Harper$1.50 tickets to the Harper Dances are on sale atThe Daily Maroon Business Office for $1.00.Save SOc on each ticket and call for your tickets.TELE.PHONE. MIDWAY 80O-LOCAL 162Patronize the Advertiser of the Daily Maroon/' /I. I1,.. "I1\ SoUltelTiCAL:writbeerthellboy­in �a 10SIperstypt:wer •sonest Ifourtheilboy­chinW. ."cam;vestflunlparthatetheway.Btwentcouhis wcien1cagoshopMOl:'trapiBenmak:typedepojustthemBEandtheyBenN.GoWlw.Libra. � Thfor t"overto d.are,soldijectsThTuesonlyon t'fact.direcwhobook:thouswillshortThmayall d.sityand 1· I, I�,."","' .. -., '.".."HLATAnenga:Lieutof C�her 0s > ..,,Th'" ThinforRosa:one C,--I, w(for al�epersosumnChilddigni:Liberquire,dress. B, VItion ;fesaic._.' .,- CIaresultI :&+ ,I .,'Ir 'II...I, ,\ . ,THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDA�, APRIL 4, 1918CAP AND GOWN LOSES [ ]ITS ONLY TYPEWRITERS",, R_.O_.T_._C._N_O_T_IC_E_S _Some Peculiar Person Has the N ernto Steal the Things and Then PawnsThem-But They're BackLike the actress' jewels, the type­wr itees of the Cap and Gown havebeen stolen-again. But like the catthey are back. And Ben Engel, theboy-faced editor, has had his first ridein the "wagon." Listen now, for it'sa long, sad tale--Several nights ago, some insaneperson conceived the idea that thetypewriters of the Cap and Gownwere valuable. Apparently this per­son worked in the dark, for the slight­est light would have revealed three orfour rickety machines standing ontheir last legs. Anyway, when theboy-faced editor went to work the ma­chines were gone, leaving no trace.Wild confusion held sway. All thecampus experts were called in to in­vestigate the crime; all the freshmanflunkies were sent out on a searchingparty-to no use. Much as they Fletcher Ingals, premedical student,hated to, the staff decided to call in who' enlisted in the aviation servicethe police. They're so modest, any- recently, has now gone to the aviationway. training school at Champaign, Ill.But the cops came, and the copswent.. And the poor Cap and Gowncouldn't _go to work. Then-and hereis where the joke. come in-the effi- The Senior Social committee willcient police force of the city of Chi- meet today at 10:10 in Cobb 12A.cago found the typewriters in a pawnshop. Imagine! Someone paidMONEY for those knock-kneed con­traptions. Fifty dollars for two,Ben claims, but that couldn't be. To Five cents per line. No adverfise­make things funiner, they took these ments for less than 25' cents. Alltypewriters to the headquarters, and classified advertisements must bedeposited them in the midst of a cell, paid in advance.just as if someone might try and stealthem again.Ben went to get the typewriters,and in order to protect the things,they rode Ben back in the "wagon."Ben says all this is true.N. B.---Subscribe for the Cap and FOR SALE-Russian wolfhound pup.Gown. Blue ribbon parents. • A bargain.Phone Blackstone 2380_W ANT MANY l\IORE BOOKS FOR SALE-A Remington typewriterNo.7, in first-class condition.' WillLibrary Hopes to Send 4,000, or )lore sell for $10. Call H.P. 6014. AddressVolumes to Soldiers 6019 Kenwood Ave...� ;.�j".,,"". ."BLANCHE FIRTH IS ENG.l\GEDTO WED FIRST LIEUTENANTr, Announcement has been made of theengagement of Amy Blanche Firth toLieutenant Frederic B. Whippermanof Camp Grant. Miss Firth is a mem­ber of the class of '18 and is a Sigma...Three-Quarters Club Gh'� Dance 1. More than four absences fromdrill or class except for illness neces­sitating, absence from all Universityappointments will reduce physical cul­ture credit by one-half. More thansix cuts will result in no physical cul­ture credit.2. Any student registered for mili­tary science course in physical cul­ture must get credit for his work inmilitary science 0 or no physical cul­ture credit will be allowed.By Order of the Commandant.Lieut. Frank J. Madden,Bn. Adjutant, R.O.T.�W.A.A. to Take Hike SaturdayThe W.A.A. will conduct a five-milehike Saturday. All women who careto take the hike will meet at 8 in thefoyer of Ida Noyes hall.Fletcher Ingals in Aero CorpsSocial Committees Will MeetClassified Ads. SUITS-. COATSAND DRESSESour. �SPECI.A.L FO� STUDE:NTS"�, but this I-Iady Sealpax IS a blessing!",Swift & Company Our SOc Manicure for 2Sc. and ReducedPrices on Other Work: Chiropody Included ' .U.S.A. IlL P' ..., -----.----�1438 �t ��r� 00 D �D�Y�P�&�rII •I . �! :Iii�II MILLINERYAND NEW SPRING MODELS OFcentson one foodFOR RENT - Unusually desirableroom; modem apartment; privatebath. 6101 Kimbark.Ave. Call H. P.6152.The HarvardA Home - like Hotel for.University People. BEAUTIPt)L NEWPUBLIC ROOMSThe New Diriinf Hallfor Dances. BanquetS and Partie.',. Three-Quarters club will give an SOc-Dinners a Specialty-SOcinformal dance April 13, 3 to 6, inRosalie hall. Tickets arc on sale at 51th St. and Blackstone Ave.one dollar. "The number of books being collectedfor the soldiers in the camps here and THE DAILY MAROON"over there" is increasing from day Heartily recommendsto day. Books of every' description' fHE HARVEY ORCHESTRAare welcomed by the committee. Thesoldires desire text books on all sub- SERVICEjects as well as fiction and poetry. For Your. Alumni Dances,The Daily Maroon erroneously said 'Clubs and FraternitiesTuesday that the committee desired "or arrangemnts inquire: ofonly 1,600 books. There is no limit rHE HARVEY ORCHESTRASon the number of books desired; in GEORGE W. KONCHAR. Managerfact, Mr. James N. Hanson, associate Phone Harrison 1147director of the University libraries, 900 Lytton Bldg.who is directing the campaign for "'. Ibooks, hopes that at least four or five ===============thousand books from the University TEACH E R 5 WA N TEDwill be on their way to the camps For immediate vaeaneles, Attractiveshortly. salaries and desirable locations. Call atThe depositories where the books CLARK TEACHERS' AGENCY,may be left are Harper W31 and Ell, Steinway Hall. 64 E. Van Burenall departmental libraries, the Univer- St .• Chicago. Illinois.sity book stores, the Reynolds cluband the I1itchcock library.'. :\ n Opportunity" We have excellent positions openfor a few business-like, energetic col­leee men and women with pleasingpersonalities, to represent us thissummer as Field Secretaries for ourChildren's Home Chautauqua. Workdignified and strictly educational.Liberal compensation. References re­quired. For complete information ad­dress Lewis E. Myers & Co., Dept.. B, Valparaiso, Ind. Give age, educa­tion and state what business or pro­fessional experience you have had.Classified fffts in the �aroon b.ring Iresults. :d,::·CASCO - 2J/B In.CLYDE - 21/8 tn;N�OWCOLLARSFOR SPRIAYC , Swift's Also offerins a 10 %discount in the entireJPremium jiOleomargarine I iI j. Sweet - pure and I,clean-not touched by I,hand. III'Excellent en bread-fir:e for COOking or IIbak1ng.. I!Purchase a cartonfrom your dealer today. store to Bet acquaint ..ed with you.. Come early whileour stock is complete"\VelI, Lady Sea/paxcertainly fills the bill'.I t's every bit as niceas the men's athleticunderwear-loose-cut,and cool and free.It hasn't any frillseither.""THOSE adver-tisernen ts of themen In that coolathletic underwearhave alwaysmade meenvious, and at lastthey have made someof it for us."----.",..��:_.."That's just what I like about it-it hasall the advantages of the men's athleticunderwear, besides being so well-made andof such soft material', Come 00, I'mrested _ This L(ldy Sea/pax puts the teal Spring feeling into me. I t gives.• h freedom I feel as if I could play better than ever before."me su IllUC, ' .ady RS�(llpaX7he NeW :Ilthlefic Underwear fOr U6men"JUST 1.IKf: BROTHER WEARS"Lor/.;' Sealpax comes crisp and freshfrom the lau ndry in a sealed, sanitarySealpax envelope, ready to wear.If your dealer hasn't Lady Sealpax,write to us for further facts .The Sealpax Company, Dept. J:� Baltimore, Md. ,I .I" I1· '\ . . \ "'",!'.' .THE DAILY MAROON, THU,RSDA Y, APRIL 4, 1918....w ,- IfSOME inspired youth offered to­write a 12,000 word paper on "TheRussian Woman" for Mr. Grabo'sEnglish 3 class. Mr. Grabo said hedidn't care for that much poetry. • TYPEWRITING OFFICERoom 2. Lexington 'Hall( StenouraphyExpert " Copying( �liml·()::-rallhin:.!'Prices Normal\!idway 800 Box 2G9.ocal,214 Fae. Exeh. We carry a complete line============== I of Silk and Cotten Blouses.Classified ads in the Maroon bring I ==1=1=3=6=E=a=s=t=6=3=rd==S=t=r=e=e=t=AS for the printer,-well, puns are Try our Special Sunday ChicJcen Dinner results.pi for him. IWE have been called a second Billy' 1313 E. 5 rth Sereee Ra.sl .. _ ... __ IIII: �1. SHINDERl\IAN,Sunday. Perhaps we will print the Anon. Ad S °th T h A TAILORarticle thus nomenclaturing us (my,' ams- ml eac ers geteJ 'M'd 6958Ph M'd 2830 " 1225 .... h' A Ch' ',1114 East 55th St. Phone 1.h bi one 1 way � I.. .mac aaan YO. Icaaowe like t ose Ig words) when we APPOINT TWELVE l\IEN �::::. A'U�Cf'DICity 5uperinlf'ndf'DI" 'SUITS TO ORDER �18have a conference with the writers 0 FIRST CABINET FOR I �1[,,'C:I,ur .... e kllow scbool t'mpiovf'lsand I 0T Remember this is your,' ... 8h"" � tl:('!rlOf'�,.\Ve:thoh av e broad !thereof. CAMPUS Y.M.C.A. WORK cr, �7.. ..� acquai nraace a:t" Il,lI: ie achers, ,. We make Suits from vour material ath Id b � <?'." � Uotb IN' I! r��i�� "f'lsvu.1 and .Ipapee+- you S OU SU -, 'T-s>': dhcr,mrl1:1t1D£ 5"1"":", .\1",. I reasonable prices�.;: C".,J T. S"'II�. J. P.,,,, .I a.mllscribe for it. .. � Best of Fit and Workmanshipplenty of room for gardens and man­power to work them, were there onlysome way of impressing upon the peo- lWhistler. ple who live there the necessity of"making gardens this' year. The'THAT'S all right. They will un- Y.l\I.C.A. will try to make clear toderstand it. They know all things the inhabitants of that section thethat are known only to the initiated. demand for their' co-operation.Furthermore, the new cabinet is goingYES, THERE'S AX EPIDEMIC to facilitate the actual work, throughOF IT instruction and practical aid to theBETA (in whisper to newly initiated many willing hands in the munitionmember): Have you got our grip? district. This will not only promoteBETA Frosh: I've got somebody's, the producton of food, but will also bebut I. din't think it was. yours. an aid to the poor of South Chicagoin this time of high prices. The firstmeeting of the cabinet will be nextMonday afternoon in the Y.M.C.A.office in Ellis hall.THE CAMPUS WHISTLEMotto: You toot tile line.THE reason there is only one punCarl Sandburg' charmed the poetry in this Whistle is that we are afraidclub Jimmie Sheean is going to read proofWith his rimes of zest and speed. on it and we know he would kill it.All grouped around his knees 'tis said.Is he a centipede?DEAR Esoterics: (Continued from page 1)WHY DON'T WE HAVE A CON­,TEST LIKE THAT HERE!Headline from The Michigan Daily:AWARD LOVING CUP. .TO GIRLS APRIL 3 =============WE just got a new trick vest with;.,a belt all around and pleats in thesides, but begoora if we have beenable to convince anyone that CarlinCrandall didn't pick it out for us. 'TENUSYPENCILSTHERE is a movement on footamong the girls to start displayingsweetheart flags for sweethearts inservice. We know one Mortar Boardwho would have a whole window full,while there is a Beta over there whowould have at least ten displays forhim on Greenwood avenue alone.Moser Shorthand College116 S. MichiAan Ave. Central 5158MOSERShorthand CollegeEnrolls high school and acad­emy graduates exclusively inday school. Secretarial andstenographic courses are there­fore unusually thorough; sur­rounding'S refined and congenial.WHO DOESN'T?Add useless ads: (For Kuppen­heimer clothes.) Do like the women.Shop around a bit.FOOD will win the war. Why makeaeroplanes?MOTHER'S JOYFrom the beforequoted MichiganDaily: "Miss Pride of the city Y.M.C.A. will speak--" • 'These famous pen-cils are the standardby which all otherpencils are judged.17 black degrees� B softest to 911 hardestand hard and medium copyingLookJ��eVENUSfm�h .SA,tUPLE OF W.D.1U. HEADLINES"League Cozy on Friday."Note: We are so glad, but whatabout the rest of the week?Jawn.ANYWAY, it isn't orange.WALT Earle was astonished at thesudden increase in the consumptionof pie at the Phi Gam house till hediscovered that some bright Fresh­man had spilled the beans that if youpeeled it the insides really weren't sobad after all. and EralWr ""nl(�.PIMIIe f"I)e1� 6c in "lamp' for pad,in.and postage.. .i\mcrican Lead Pencil Co.215 Fifth .·henue._N. Y.�t. Dl9,_�STABLISHED 1818�����c@jliIX�feutttmrn� �mht4itt!J .., .. bs.MADISON AVENUE COR. FORTY.FOURTH STREETN�YORKTelepllOne M urrau Hill 8800Our Representative will be at theHotel La SalleTo-day, April 4thwith Samples of Ready-made ClothingFurnishings, Hats and ShoesSend- for Illustrated CatalogueUniforms for Officers in the Serviceof the United StatesBOSTON SALES - OFFICEST.-oNTCO ... BoYL8TOfII S�n . We serve the best of eveey-thin�. Prompt Ser-vice.C. CORMANY·SHOME �LUNCH ROOM \ The GraberLadies' Tailoring& Blouse ShopThe Old ReliableHeadquarters for University StudentsMotoring or WalkingGoOdrich Deserves JOb.' GratitudeThe Skill and Sincerity of theWorld's Largest Rubber Fac­tory have enabled Mankind to.Ride and Walk not only withmore Comfort, but with LessEffort and Expense. Witness-GoodrichTi�res.. Bat in de Long RfIII"The original Black Tread Tires-with HighAv�rage Mileage and Individual Dependa­bility. Sold at Fair-List Prices, And-TEXTANSoles for Your ShoesWear far longer than leather-e-Iight-weight-e­neat in appearance, and absolutely water-proof.MGIIc � by tM tA. MtJrn. oIu&.F'J'tAin6 tlatrt'. Bat in R,,"""'··The B. F. Goodrich Company .FM' C 11_ AKRON. OHIO Branche. aDd Deal .. E�bere�' ". ... '..�".-. l" ..."f!-fo t'.� J:."I* t·1IIIICtqItda8'Vittt.� d),pfi0dtl11S',,,ojLDlfJ,.I"I