:>�VOL. XVI No. 1081...; ,,� GUIOMAR NOV AES TO, � \ PLAY WEDNESDAY ATr- CONCERT� IN MANDEL�I. ---Is Brilliant Pianist-Studied inY, " Paris-Proceeds Qf Enter-tainment for Trade School ----,MARGERY MAXWELL WILL SIN�: -. � " ,... " ,,,,' ..... ,..... ' ... ',_' ,_: .. A�.j" .....,,at aroonUNIVERSITY OF. CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 2, 1918 PRICE FIVE CENTSOfi'FER. SCHOIiARSHIPS FORTRAINING CAMP'FOR NURSESFour scholarships to the VassarNurses' Training camp for this sum­mer have been recently given, by theClass of 1913 in memory of AmabelRoberts, who recently lost her life inactive service with the PresbyterianHospital Unit in France. Thesescholarships are for $350 each andinclude the payment of expenses atthe training camp and of the subse­quent two years training at a hos­pital.' The purpose of the scholar-I ships is to enable women, who other­wise would be unable to take advan­tage of the opportunity offered bythe training camp. All applicationsfor scholarships should be addressedto Prof. Herbert E. Mills, Vassar Col­lege, Poukhkeepsie, New York. Prof.Mills is Dean of' the Camp and willaward all scholarships.l\IADRAS PLEDGES MAYBEPAID NOW IN LEAGUE ROOM'..'" Miss 'Taylor has announced that theMadras committees have been great­ly pleased with the way in which theMarch Madras pledges have beenpaid, but that there are still somepledges which are overdue and shouldbe paid at once. The April pledgesmay also be paid at any time at theLeague office or in box 197 of theFaculty Exchange.MISS VAN HOESEN GOES TOWASHINGTON FOR SERVICEAssistant Prof. Gertrude Van Hoe­sen, of the Department of HomeEconomics in the School of Educa­tion, has been granted a leave of ab­sence for the Spring quarter in orderto go to Washington for service inconnection with the Department ofAgriculture.Freshman Debaters to MeetAll freshman debaters will meetThursday at 9 :30 in Cobb 12A.,\ LIBRARIES TO COLLECTBOOKS FOR AMERICANS• •All Departments of University Work­ing to Obtain l\iagazines and Boob '�IILL TRAIN DRAFTEDMEN FOR AERO WORKIN UNIVERSITY SHOPS 'DY r 111l ... tlCol�oil· . !Jl\,l'J4rHREE MORE I\ACUL'fY lISBY, McNEIL ANDMEMBERS, QUIT CAMPUS tillBY WIN DIAMONDCONTEST SATURDAYfor Men in United States Army and '1'0 Bring 100 �hanics to Cam-Navy pus for Eight-Week Tech--- nical CourseESTABLISHES BRANCH OF.COLLEGIATE PERIODICALLEAGUE AT UNIVERSITYChicago Office Will Send Magazinesto Camp Grant Soldiers andGreat Lakes SailorsA University branch of the' Col­legiate Periodical league has been es ..tablished, and the co-operation of allstudents is necessary for its success.The object of the Chicago league isto send magazines to the soldiers atCamp Grant and to the sailors at theGreat Lakes. Monthly magazineswhich are not more than a month oldand weekly periodicals not more thantwo weeks old are acceptable.The University branch has its officein .Cobb 14A. Students have beenasked to place the magazines herewhether anyone is present or not.The magazines will be collected andsent out daily. Ethel Richards is incharge of the branch and is assistedby Elsie Lawson. National headquar­ters are at the Chicago Public Li­brary.Prominent Citizens ApproveThe movement has the approvaland co-operation of some of the mostprominent citizens of Chicago. Tim­othy Stone of the Army Y.M.C.A. hassaid: "Encouragement of this kindhelps when the nights are cold, theblankets thin, and a fellow feels blueand we are safe in saying that it willhelp win this war."We are extremely anxious thatevery student should feel it his dutyto contribute at least one magazineto the cause. The newer the maga­zine, the more welcome it is. Justput the periodicals in Cobb 14A andthey will be collected. Anyone whowants more information on the sub­ject can apply either to me or to El­sie Lawson." FACUL�J ,ME�BE,RS_lN CHARGEOne hundred aeroplane mechanicsand carpenters will be trained at theU :tiversity during the coming eightweeks, as a part of the great aeroprogram ofthe nation. The men willbe secured through the army draftbeards throughout the State, and willbe inducted into the National servicebefore reporting for instruction.They will be under Government direc­tion during their course at the Uni­'\"ersitx, and will be directed in theirwork by an army officer who will ap­pear on the campus within a fewdays.The training will be given' in theshops of the University High school,by instructors from the School ofEducation. There will be trainingalong mechanical lines, for the pur­pose of securing repairers of aero­plane motors, and carpentry work,for the instruction of future repairersor aeroplane framework. There willalso be a daily period of militarydrill, presumably about two hours.Give Eight Weeks· CourseThe course' will be for the period ofe!�ht weeks,' at the end of which timeit is expected it will be.' repeated.During their st�y here they will �housed" in . the old telephone exchangeat 57th street and Dorchester avenue.There will be no prerequisite oftechnical knowledge necessari for thework, but it· iJ expected that mel:!who have some mechanical experiencewill be chosen in preference to thosewith no technical knowledge at all.Volunteer Sc:::m:e Fails to WorkOriginally, the plans of the aero­plane division of the army were thatthe great army of aeroplane me­chanics should be recruited purely asa volunteer force from the industrialworld. The failure of this plan tosecure the necessary number of m�chanies forced the committee to adoptt:le alternative of securing draftedmen and putting them through ac:urse of training,Christian Scientists to MeetTh� Christian St-ience society willmeet today at 7:45 in Haskell. Allmembers have been requested to bep:esent. .WEATHER FORECASTWarmer; light breeze.At'the close of the winter quarterthe University libraries inaugurateda drive for· books for the militaryand- nava1·--libnlries-e...-'�'T0d8y over athousand books are stored in theGuiomar N ovaes,":"'- the BrazilianPianist, and Marge.l..- Maxwell, ,so- basement of the Law library, await­ry ing shipment, The goal is by noprano, of the Chicago Grand Opera means reached, however. The· com-company, will give a concert tomor- mittee, of which Mr. James N. Han­row at 8:15 in Mande\ hall, for thebenefit of the trade school of the Uni- son is chairman, has undertaken tocollect at least 1,600 books within theversity of Chicago Settlement. next few weeks."Miss Novaes is one of the fewpianists of reputation who have come General Pershing and otber ,officersfrom Brazil," according to Felix of the army and navy are in heartyBorowski. "South America has not sympathy with the work to supplybeen fertile in the production of great the men in the service with books forinterpretative artists, although Mme. study and recreation. Huge numbersCarreno was a Venzuelan. But Miss of books will, be needed. GeneralNovaes, whose recital last January Pershing desires 100,000 books to beat the Blackstone theater is one of sent abroad monthly. In additionthe pleasant memories of the season, the libraries at the big camps andis really· an artistic product of the the 800,000 other posts, forts andParis Coriservatoire, for it was in training camps must be supplied withthat institution that she studied with books. -Prof. Phillip." Books of all kinds are wanted byThe trade school, to which the pro- the library. The University eommu­ceeds of the concert will be given, nity is especially able to supply textprovides, among other-'benefits, free books, the demand for which is, veryinstruction in sewing and domestic great. Spellers, grammars, histories,science for girls of the Stockyards 'dictionaries, geometries and foreign,district. The school meets two needs naval and technical books of all kindsin making the student self-support- are wanted at once.ing and in providing the employer The following depositories havewith intelligent and trained labor. been arranged for by a committee,Tickets will be on sale today and of which Mr. Edward Henry is chair­tomorrow in Cobb, and mail and tele- man: Ha�r W81 aad Ell, all de­phone orders m�y be sent �: Jrlra.' partmental librarleJt, .: the_ UniversityJames W� Thompfloil, '5427 Greenwood book -stores,- the'" 'ReYD'Oid�- club' andavenue. Teleph�he Hyde Park 6673. Hitchcock library. When the booksare received a committee consistingof Miss Ver Nooy, Miss Ridlon andMiss Potter of the library staff, takecharge of them and prepare, them fordelivery to the Public library, whencethey will be sent to the variouscamps. ITHE DAII�Y MAROONBULLETINTodayChapel, Junior colleges, women,10:15, l\lande1.Chapel. Divinity school, 10:15, Has­kc?11.Opening of exhibit of Persian art,official exhibit shown at Panama-Pa­eifie Exposition in 1915, 2-5, Claaics45.Christian Science society, 7 :45,Haskel1. The reading contest of the Divinityschool will be held April 22 at 7 :30.A prize of fifteen dollars is offered.The winner will represent the Divin-MISS ACKERMAN REQUESTS ity school at the Inter-Seminary con-MORE WOMEN FOR TEAMS I test to � held May 3. Seve�ty-m·edollars IS offered as first prize andfifty as second.·University Grants Leave of A_nceto Professors Moulton, McLaugh­lin, and Mr. Sherburn-Prepare forForeign War ServiceProf. Forest Ray Moulton, of the.Departrnent of Astronomy and Astro­physics, has been appointed major inthe United States Officers' ReserveCorps. He will probably be called toWashington soon, and expects to seeservice at the French front.Mr. George Wiley Sherburn, of theEnglish department, is also on leaveof absence for the spring quarter, andhas been appointed a Y.M.C.A. secre­tary on the western front. He is inNew York City at present, but ex­pects to sail for Cherbourg this week.Prof. Charles E. Merriam, who isthe head of an American mission inRome, arrived in London yesterday.Prof. Andrew McLaughlin, head ofthe Department of History, is onleave of absence and expects to go toEngland.DRAMATIC CLUB TO HOLDMEETING TOMORROW TOMAKE QUARTER'S PLANSWill Stage Annual Contest for Stu­dents' Original One-AdPlays This SpringPlans for the Spring quarter willbe formulated by the Dramatic clubtomorrow at 4 in Cobb 12A. This' isto be the first and probably the onlyregular meeting held during the re­�ain�er of the year, and promises tobe replete with discussion. In the ab­sence of Dorothy Fay, Glenn MilI8rdwill preside.In accordance with its usual cus­tom, the club expects to produce fourone-act plays this quarter, and is so­liciting contributions from . any stu­dents in the Unive�ity. The i playssubmitted must ,be. original, of oneact in length, and of interest to thetheater-going public in general andto the University body in particular.All contestants must send their con­tribution,s to box 236 at the FacultyExchange, addressing them in care ofDorothy Fay or Glenn Milla�d.Manuscripts should not be signed, OOtare to be accompanied by the title �fthe play and the name of the autbarshould be enclosed in a separate sal­ed envelope.The contest will close April 24, andthe winners be announced soon after­ward. Membership in the club andthe. privilege - of choosing the cast,constitute the awards to be given tothose whose plays are chosen for. pro­duction. It is expected that a. goodmany manuscripts will be entered inthe contest, because this affords theonly means by which campus authorsmay have their "stuff" brought beforea University audience.All women, who possibly can, havebeen requested to come out for teamswimming. The hours are as follows:Junior college-Mondays and Wed­nesdays at 4:30. Senior college-­Tuesdays and Thursdays at 3 :30.Miss Ackerman has announced an­other swimming meet for the end ofthe quarter and will give fun detailslater. Senior women especially areneeded for the team. Nine From Stockyards TakesMeasure of Maroons5 to 2SLAB PROBLEM LOOMS LARGEPat Page's tentative nine lost a 5to 2 game on the Maroon diamondSaturday afternoon to Libby, McNeil& Libby, a fast team from the Stockyards league. The usual number ofearly-season errors and boners cropped out, but on the whole the Maroons were up to form and ready toswing into the regular work· of theseason.Terhune and Hinkle took the slabfor Pat Page, with Vollmer gathering them in. The Packers nicked theMaroon . hurlers for eleven hits,whereas the University batt�rs couldonly reach their opponents for fourswats. The midseason form shownby Conlan and Young, the two Packertwirlers, kept the bases clear, and theMaroons could not break into thegame.Pending the announcement of eligibilities the Maroon nine is still upin the air. Vollmer is pretty certainto be behnid the bat all season. Theinfield should be well taken care. ofwith Rudolph, Long,' O'Brien, Smith·and Mochel on deck. Serck and El­ton will be looked for in the outfield.Terhune and Hinkle both pitch andplay the gardens, but the pitching-.outfielding problem lacks an obvioussolution.Freshman and Varsity squads areworking two hours and a half a dayon the Stagg diamond, with Pat Pagelaboring to make the fine points of,the game second nature to every ballslinger on the lot. Healy, Bierkoffand Crisler are ,Playing good ball forthe freshmen in the outfield, andHitchcock, freshman basketball cen­ter, is spearing everything that comesnear first base. 'GRADUATE WOMEN TO GIVEDINNER IN IDA NOYES HALLIThe Graduate women' of the Leaguewill give a dinner. ThUrsday at 6 inthe sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall. Thespeaker for the meeting will be an­nounced later. Tickets 'for the dinner,costing thirty cents, may be obtainedat the League office or in Mrs. Good­speed's office on the first floor of IdaNoyes hall.DIVINITY SCHOOL TO HOLDREADING CONTEST APRIL 22LEAGUE COMMITTEE WILLSELL sacoxn-naxn nOOKSThe College Exchange committeeof the League has announced that sec­ond-hand' books arc now on sale inthe League office and that any womenwishing to sell books may bring themto the office. -TomorrowChapel, Senior col1eges, 10:15, Man- GYMNASIUM CLASSES MEETdel. ACCORDING TO SCHEDULEChapel, Divinity school, 10:15, Has­kell.Exhibit of Persian art, 10·S, Class­ies 45.Poetry club, 7 :30, Alumnae room,Ida Noyes hall. An gymnasium classes have beenrequested to meet today, according toschedule. New women who have notbeen assigned to classes have beenasked to make appointments forphysical examinations in Office B. EXECUTIVE COl\lMI'M'EE crMacDOWELL CLUB TO MEETThe Executive committee )f theMacDowell club will meet toJ.l0JTOWat 3 :30 in Mr. Cragun's office, in Lex­ington hall. All members of the com­mittee have been requested to beprompt." ., ,,',f. :"".1:!:I��' .�! . ' ..THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. APRIL 2. 1918 " ....., • r: • I . ,i, IAmerica's Greatest Showingof Smart Suits arid Top-CoatsThe college newspapers of Americahave been recording the attitude ofthe nation since the beginning of thewar. It may be said that all news­papers present such a record, but col­lege periodicals are unique in thatthey have very little to do with theformation of public opinion: theyrecord public opinion rather thanform it. In a way, they are like acamel eon, adjusting themselves tocontemporary conditions and opin­ions. They rather follow than lead.Now, after the opening of the Ger­man offensive, they have become par­ticulary "waked up," as all Americaseems to have been "waked up." Al­most universally they show the effectof that latest struggle in the Euro­pean war. Half a dozen of the ex­changes received in the offices of theDaily Maroon contained Easter .edi-torials, and each one displayed a se-rious intention, the reflection of a se-rious current attitude. Take this,from the Cornell Daily Sun: "Optim-ism now will not help matters one' jot.What will help is a realization of theinefficiency of a great democracy in• getting under way,-a terrible in­efficiency which threatens the veryexistence of that democracy."This is a dominant note in thesel=�::::::==:::::::::==:::====::::::==============:::==========:::================:::==:::============�==========================�latest excbanges,-the note of earn-the nation are given without the leastest application of all resources. What 'reserve into the great cause. ,Whenthe full and final acceptance is madethere will no longer be a hustling forsnap courses, a careless attitude to­ward studious application, a waste oftime during vacations, and a greaterwaste of time during curricula by thefailure to think and to work in anThe above model is tailoredin blended iridescent fabrics,flannels, coverts, and heathermixtures, a decided style inno-:vation, at $25, $30 and $35.witt Baily _aroon1'Iae Studeat Newspaper of The Ullh'enlt7of ChIQPPubllahed mornings, except Sunday and Mon­dQ. durine the Autumn. Winter and Sprins:Quarte,.. by the Dnil,. Maroou company.\ Arthur Baer _._ .. _ .. _. __ ... _ .. __ PresidentCharl_ Greene ._._ .. _._ SecretaryWad. Bender . __. __ ._._ TreasurerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTTHE STAFFArthur Bur •__ . ..Manaeins: EditorChar... Greene _. .__ News EditorRoland Hollow� Nhtht EditorJohn JOMph __ ..... ... _ .. __ D� EditorWnliam Moreenatern._.Aaat. Athletics EditorRuth Falkenau _._._"._"._ •• Women's EditorItuth Genzberger Aaaiatant Women'lI EditorLeona Daehrach ... _. __ . __ __ A.soeiate EditorHelen Raviteh ... __ ........ _._ _Aasoeiate EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENT\Y ade Bender Clal'�IIC� NetTEntel-ed as seeond class mail at the ChicagoPostoffice. Chicago. Illinois, March 13, 1906.under the uet of March 3. 1873.B,. Carrier. $3�00 a ,.ear: $1.25 a QuarterBy Knil, $3.50 a :fear: $1.50 a quarterEditoriul Rooms _.....:.._ .... ... __._ Elila 12Telephone Midway 800. Loenl 162.Hours: 10:16-10:45: 1:30-6: 7-9:30Dusiness Office _ .. _ .. ._ ..... _._. __ ._.. Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800. Local 162.Hours: 10:16-10:4;;: 1 :30-5�472TUESDAY, APRIL 2, 1918CRESCENDO Whatever style' andfabric prod uct enterprisecan develop, power can command,money can buy, and leadershipcan attract has been secured forour magnificent exhibit of springsuits and overcoats formen andyoung men.Your individual re­quirements, in fit, your per­sonal preference in style" andyour most exacting demands infabric texture' and tailoring skillcan best be satisfied in a selec­tion from out huge display.Novelty styles, ex­clusive features-and correct,conservative models in suits andspring overcoats which offergreater value to men and youngmen at$20, $25, $30 and $35-Other Suits. aiul Top-C_oats to' $60Second. Third and Fourth Floors The above model representsa spring utility coat, tailoredwith a rain-yoke in iridescentgabardines, many'lex_clusive '!practical [eatures. at $40.·�IIE.HlJBHenry c.eytton fs Sonsthese college newspapers seem to bepreaching to their respective or col­lective readers is a gospel of seriousendeavor to serve. The Daily Prince- WAS$100--NOW $49Save 51 per. 'cent this new way. Weship direct from the factory for 5days free trial. No money down. Ifyou keep this wonderful typewriter,pay us'$3 per month. Or return itat our expense. Thb is a brand new ma­chine. not second-hand, not rebuilt. O�r600.000 sold. Used by big eoneems. Eas,.to learn, N. E. Corner State and Jackson-with­LILLIAN RUSSELLLEON ERROLIRENE BORDONItonian, in commenting on the JuniorPlattsburg camp, says: "(Everyundergraduate) is being reconciledto the -fact of finishing his education AMUSEMENTS GARRICKMessrs. �hubert PresentPRINCESS Tonite Clifton Crawfordin an Ut_terly �nique Musical P�Y"FANCY FREE"With Marilynn Miller and RayRaymondSeason's Biggest Success!JOHN DREW andMARGARET ILLINGTONIn Pinero's Greatest Comedy"THE GAY LORD QUEX"Mats. Thursday and Saturday OLYMPIC Re«.· Mat. Sat.I. Mat. Wed."JUMP JIM CROW"Leam It-Duice ItWrite today for details.and free trial onler blank.We'lI also send our Qta-earnest and honest desire to serve to 10le and expinin how weand of using it toward a commission I r,. are able to save you $51.the utmost. Then the college news- �iJBiil� Write today.later, but he cannot afford to over- I \ The OllYer 1'1Pewrlter Co.papers' of the country, when they Phone Randolph HIlook the chance to supplement his Chic .... 111_ .have recorded that, will have recorded.theory with sixty days of invaluable the final' fun note of a completedpractice. Cosmo Hamilton's 'ironiccrescendo.tonic of war' has no better illustra-tion than the disappearance of thefragile summer youth; 1917 saw notmany of him, 1918 will corne to be- And then the irony of seeing twof Maroon office inhabitants hurl theirlieve him extinct. The trans orma-tion is now almost complete. Futile free copies of Publications of theAmerican Sociological Society intothe waste basket with great glee COHAN & HARRIS premtCHAUNCEYO'LCOTTIn "ONCE UPON A TIME"MR. OLCOTT WILL SING FOURNEW SONGS.The GraberLadies' Tailoring& Blouse Shop "MA YTIME"With John Charles Thomas andJohn T. MurrayWhistling-Humming-Laughing Hit!Pop. Mat. Wednesday-Beat Seata '1With Plenty Good Ones for 75c and 50c��E STUDEBAKERA THOUGHTvacations will be few."What is going on in the collegesof the country, if the college newspa­pers may be accepted as reflecting theactivity and attitude of the colleges,is a greater and greater acceptanceof the inevitable facts; that theUnited States is at war; that thiswar must end with a victory if de­mocracy is to be made safe for the fu­ture of mankind; and that such atranscending victory win never be­come a reality unless the forces of We carry a complete lineof Silk and Cotton Blouses. TYPEWRITING OFFICERoom 2, Lexington Han� t Sten�graphyExpert CoPYingMimeographingPrices Norma)ltidway 800..ocal 214 Box 269Fae. Exch •C Jones. Lina 8t Schadu', I Best Seats. $1.50o LON I A L Eve.., NilhtRALMOND HITCHCOCKHITCHY-KOOwhile they discussed the latest musi- 1136 East 63rd Streetcal comedies pro and con! The edi-tor fished out the copies. Anyone in-FOR THE BEST PHOTOS COME TO interes ted may have one upon request.It will get you unless you mobilize We do Kodak finishings. The charmall your resources. A big factor is of your personality perfectly por- Ignacio Martinetti, Sylvia Jason, Ma-food. Eat the right kind. trayed. belle Cedars, Ames and Win-MAROON LUNCH ROOM throp, George Moore'5650 Ellis Avenue For campus news read the Maroon. Mat.-Wednesday and SaturdayBEWARE SPRING FEVER? VANDYKE STUDIO1225 E 55th St., near KimbarkFor campus news read the Maroon.J • ".. t,'\), ',...1 ..�, I ..J •\;I '\l,r:I� ", " .....� ..yII...... 'u1").,.;�. ,'.,.-�� ,.-I....'i,., I,,;"� . �.)� ._• '" ,/-,.J. .,.• ,JO'r\;..'..I \l, �.: • II: " THE DAILY" MAROON. TUESDAY, APRIL 2, 1918THREE EVENT� ON SCHEDULEReynolds Club Plans for Smoker andTwo DancesTwo informals and a smoker arecarded on the schedule of Reynoldsclub entertainments for the Springquarter. The dances will be givenApril 12 and May 24. The smoker islisted for May 3. All events will belimited to members, and admissionwill pend presentation of member­ship cards at the door. Regular cardshave already been issued and duesare now payable at the club." Themembership roster will be closedafter several weeks. Members of thepreceding quarter will not be entitledto privileges of the club until they Ihave paid their dues for the presentquarter.U. S. A.Five cents -per line. �o adverrlse­ments for less than :!5 cents, Allelnssifled ad\'crti8cments must bepaid in advance.Delicious on bread,exccller; t fer cook :r.� ,and baking. Packedin sanitary, one poundcartons.Swift'sPremium. Oleomargarine I·Classified Ads.FOR RENT-A light comfortableroom for one or two-s-near the Uni­versity. Phone after 4 p. m. Black­stone ,3195.FOR RENT - Unusually desirableroom; modern apartment; privatebath. 6101 Kimbark Ave. Can H. P.6152. Swift & CompanyTHE DAILY MAROONHeartily recommendsrHE HARVEY ORCHESTRA Ii:::::::===���==�SERVICEFor Your Alumni Dances,Clubs and Fraternities . 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Colored Plat ...30.110 CeoQ."'apblcal SubJec:ta. u. ...BlGenphical Entries.RepIar ..... ludia-Paper EdiIiaat.iBJ!!��. Writefot'llJ)eO­imen J)a«eII,illustrations.:�'ofF�,:r.laps if �Damo �Ili.paper.c.a:c.MERRIAMCO ..II, IIasa. "'TENU.YPENCIL8I TheSe famous" pen­cils arc the siandardby' ,which all oilier,IK:n� are jud�ed. "17 black degrees6 B softest to 9 H hardestG1Ul hGrd and medium copyingLook Jor Ihe VENUSfinUhII��/:�!Trial SamplMt orV EN US Pencilsand . Eraser lien lfree.I"- eacJ.e 6c in aWftlJe ,_ .packin.and pc»tace.American Lead Pencil Co.­ns Fifth Avenue. N. Y.Dept..D10�- _.._ - - - --,�- - -- - -;- - _,_,. __ ..... .-..- - -.:.I, � Second Hand Books � IIo· ()� >t� �I;:;;0" University Books, � I< New and Second Hand � I� and All Kinds of Stu- en tI � dents' Supplies at the C IZ most Reasonable Prices � I-e OPEN EVENINGS ..:j tl� �� �,o Woodworth's Book Store 8� 1311 E. 57th St., Bet. Kimbark and Kenwood �� ,.�C 5!!� Block. East of the Towel'.. Phone H,.de Park 1690 C'Il Patronize the Advertisers of The Daily MaroonA_------------�--------�--------�------_.il Cfhe STORE or MENIVHATS"' TERY few men have any proper idea of the. V number and variety of processes that are- required to, make a hat. .-. "And yet every process affords opportunity forvariation In the quality of the finished product.Men in general -even those who require thesuperlative" in suits and shirts and shoes-are in,clined to accept a hat that anyone might choose.Others, however, appreci­ate super, quality in hats as inall other articles of apparel.They know and feel thepower" of the best. For suchmen we produce hats thatrepresent the highest possiblestandards known, to the in'dus� of hat,making.• Every process involved in'the manufacture is analyzedand studied, and the very bestpossible method is employed,and superior materials areused, to produce a hat that is in every sense distinctly su­perlative-worthy to crownthe head of the greatest adeptin apparel quality.More and more are mencoming to appreciate the factthat such hats afford a satis ...faction that far outweighs the _difference in cost.And yet much of this ex, .pert knowledge of hat .. makingis being em bodied in our greatgeneral lines of hats, at theprices most men are accus-. tomed to pay.MARSHALL FIELD& COMPANY: I.:J.�ifi '_",. 'I. , ..... , ...... , •• , ..... � 4. �. t 'THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, APRIL 2. 19182nd Phi Gam: Oh, there are nine­teen fraternities. C. CORMANY�SHOME -LUNCH ROOMTHE CAMPUS WHISTLEMotto: You toot tile line.LA1\I&'�TOf all the sad words of tongue or pen;The saddest are these, "Ineligibleagain."PLEASE excuse the meter. Thethought's the thing.DRAMAH(Just to prove that we like EdWynn's line in "Over the Top.")Enter Whistler.Loud applause.Whistler: Hahahahaha. I'm gladto see that you know me. Hahahaha.I'm the whole show.BUT then! That's the way somepeople get by in the, world. If it only. took as well with the deans as it doeswith some audiences. Oh boy! Hope,where is thy sting?Mildred Smith, w.k. g.h.g.m., hassix pockets in her new spring suit.Don't worry though, Jimmy. Only, two of them are large enough to holdHershey bars.WE predict a glorious quelquechose d'horirble on une scene affreusefor that "clever" fellow who sits nextto us in French something or other.He handed his paper in today with"April Fool" scrawled on it, and noth­ing else.HIS prof. will probably make useof that homely but pertinent littleheroic couplet about April Fool beinga thing of the past. 'Sno use. We gotta quit.Also ofFerins a 10%discount in the entirestore to set acquaint­ed with you. "Come early, whileour stock is complete- ourWHAT IS HOME WITHOUT AROOF?or I;;;;;;;;;;;;;�;;==================================================================================================DON'T POUND NAILS IN DADDY'S I:HEAD(Compiled by the Whistle's staff ofexperts.)You came to school an hour earlierthis quarter than you expected towhen you left at the end of last quar­ter.But when you leave at the end ofthis quarter you will leave an hourearlier than you ordinarily would.In fact, it doesn't make a bit ofdifference until next fall when youwill come an hour later than you ex­pected to.The government did it.Answer: What, do you care, any­way? .IT is rather a shock to one to enteran English, course and gather fromthe prof's, outline of the next quar­ter's work that the course is rathera preparation for the elements ofao­cialism.OUR idea of English was "and theystood there, silhouetted against thesilent splendor of the western sunset,,and-."IT'S ALL IN YOUR A TIITUDE OFMIND, 1\1' DEARFor Instance, you come back andgrouch around and only .look at Ellisand the press and the Recorder's of­fice.But on the other hand, you can takea pleasant view of life and only seethe brighter things in life, such asthe Esoterics' hats, the apples in thePress instead of the cash register,the fresh green grass and not the"Please, etc." signs, or Johnny Jo­seph's green tie.SPEAKING of attitudes of mind:If this Whistle doesn't tell everybodyhow we feel we shall be supremelyhappy. �FAR be it from us to put a damperon anyone's happiness. Specially ifthey are going to take a little trip tothe dean, too.Loueey Dooleey was seen throwinga calendar away yesterday. He saidit was no good any more since theyput the clock up an hour.1st Phi Gam: I bet we will beeighteenth on the list of frat.ernityscholarship standings this quarter.2nd Phi Gam: I don't think so.1st Phi Gam: Why not? The Old ReliableAnon.Headquarters for Univenity StudentsNear KimbarkWe serve the best of every­thin�. ,Prompt Service. MILLINERYAND NEW SPRING MODELS OF,:f�iP�' SUITS. COATSAND DRESSESMOSERShorthand College Try our SpedaJ Sunday Chichn DinnuEnrolls high school and acad­emy graduates exclusively inday school. Secretarial andstenographic courses are there­fore unusually thorough; s?r­roundings refined and congenial. 1313 E. 57th SweetPhone Midway 2830Remember this is yourpaper-you should sub­scribe for it.Moser Shorthand College116S.MichiAanAve. CentralSlS8For the SJ)[ing� QuarterTEXTBOOKSNOTEBOOKSNOTE PAPERCARDSFOUNTAIN PENSPENCILS The Royal1220;.22-24 E. 63rd St.IL ,.(--NOT A CLUB Why not get that teaching positionfor next fall NOW? Last seasonemployers asked the Department ofEducation, Western Reference &Bond association for 1,647 teachersin a period of twenty-four consecutiveworking days. Now is the time toenroll without cost. A letter ad­dressed to 759 Scarritt Bldg., KansasCity, Missouri, will bring full infor­mation.. 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