A -._ \at' t 'J t�:.1- ,t.I� �.� .'..-::t .. r--,. � ."f, ./'"); \ ". J, ' VOJ... XVI. No. 106) menUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGU TUESDAY, MARCH 19, 1918 PRICE FIVE CENTS22 to 15 Victory Over BoUermakersGives Maroon Basketball Team Rating of Six Games Won and SixLost English Jonrnalist and Socio--_ logical Writer Comes WithConference Standing :Message for AmericaPat Page's basketball squad successfully ended the season Saturdaynight, defeating Purdue 22-15, in arather listless contest. Both teamsplayed a defensive game most of thefirst half, and ten minutes passed before 'the Boilermakers scored a basket. The half was almost over beforeBlocki scored a long shot from theside. By virtue of the victory 'theMaroons ended the year in a tie forfourth place IBoth teams missed numerous .triesat the basket early in the game, butthe Chicago five had the worst luck.Church started out as though hewould win the game for Purdue Oh hisfree throws, sinking; two in succession.He then came back with a basketmaking the Maroons look bad untiiBlocki sank his long toss.'Guard Livens .Up Game .Hinkle, and Markley of Purdue, enlivened the game considerably by mixing it on every opportunity. The officials were liberal with their penaltiu....ud �hefore the half was overthe Maroon forward had three personals chalked up against him. In thesecond period he was forced out, andwas replaced by Rudolph.The first half ended 11-7, in favorof Chicago. A flock of Boilermakersubstitutes in the closing minutes ofthe game injected a little life into thePROF. LAING GIVES LECTURES game, but the new men were unableto locate the basket. Long played aTo Speak on Roman Religion at great game, on the defensive, as didClassical Institute Conference Blocki. The latter also made thePr f La·' ---. greatest number of points for Chi-• 0.. I�g, of the Department of cago.Latm, IS gomg to Ann Arbor duringthe spring vacation to lecture beforethe Classical Institute Conference ofthe Michigan Schoolmaster's club. ·Prof. Laing will give a whole seriesof lectures extending from March 26to 29._ The general subject of the lecture will be "The Roman Religionfrom the Monuments," while some ofthe lecture will be "The IndigenousGods of Rome and Italy,'" "TheGraeco-Italian Divinities," 'The Worship of the Emperors" and "The Oriental Cults." Prof. Laing has beenthe annual professor at the AmericanSchool of Classical Studies in Romeand vice-president of the Archaeological Institute, of America ..186m CONVOCATIONEXERCISES HELD AT4 TODAY IN MAND�LArchbishop of York to DeliverAddress-Mrs. Judson GivesDinner on Monday132 WILL DEGREESRECEIVEi' The One Hundredth and Sixth COnvocation exercises will be held todayat 4 in Mandel hall. The speak'er forthe occasion is the Right Honorableand Most Reverend Cosmo GordonLang, D.D., D.C.L., LL.D., Archbishopof York, and Primate and Metropolitan of England, who will deliver anaddress on "The Universities and theWar."One hundred and thirty-two degreeswill be granted. Sixtt-nine of theseare baccalaureate degrees in the Colleges of. Arts" Literature andSciences; two in the College of COmmerce and Administration; and twelvein the College of Education. Seventeen professional and thirty-two higher degrees will be given. Nine of themen receiving degrees are in the service of the nation or about to enterthe service.Archbishop Lang is a fellow of AllSouls' College, Oxford, and a formerfellow and dean of Divinity at Magdalen. He has been successively vicarof St. !\Iary's, bishop of Stephney, andcanon of St. Paul's. Since 1908 he hasbeen Archbishop of York and Primate.Among his published works 'are "TheMiracles of Jesus," and "The Opportunity of the Church of England."The Archbishop was the guest ofhonor at a dinner given last night byPresident and Mrs. Judson. The COnvocation reception was held afterwards in Hutchinson hall, from 9 to10 :30. The hall was decorated in theuniversity colors: Twenty women of�e faculty helped serve at the tables,which were decorated with flowers andmaroon candles..rI.r-,!.1'WOMEN BASEBALL PLAYERSMEET SEMI-WEEKLY AT 1:301"-; The 1 :30 baseball class scheduledfor next quarter will be for beginnersand intermediates only. All womenwho have 2:30 classes need not worryabout being late, as the class will' bedismissed in time to make the nextclass.at tossing the ball through the hoop.One center, Hitchcock, a tall, rangyplayer from St. Cloud, will be out tooppose "Moose" Gorgas. Althoughhe has little chance of displacing thepresent pivot man, he will probably. land on the team in the next fewyears in some capacity or other. Stegeman, from Holland, Michigan, loomsup as one of the most promising ofthe guards. He is a heavy man, butvery fast, and has had quite a bit ofexperience. Palmer of Englewood,and Crooks of Hyde Park, are alsopromising men. CHICAGO TIES FOR 4THPLACE, BEATING PuRDU�W. L.Wisconsin 9 3Minnesota 7 3Northwestern . 5 3Chicago 6 6Illinois __ _ _ 6 6.Purdue _ :_. __ 5 5Ohio State ___ 5 5Indian _.................... 3 3Iowa ._ .. _ __._. ._ ... _ ... _ _ .. 4 6Michigan _._._ .._. __ .. _ _ .. 0 10Bryan's Loss VitalPat Page declared that he waspleased with the season. Starting outwith material that was little betterthan average, the stocky coach developed a five that was a contenderduring most of the season. The biggest blow to the squad's chances camewhen Red Bryan was forced out earlyin the year by a twisted ankle sufferedin the first Michigan game. Shortlyafter the Maroons dropped two hotovertime games,. which might havegone the other way had the huskyguard been in action.Although the team stands in a tiefor fourth, as percentages go, the realstanding is better than that. Chicagowas the only one of the four teamstied to beat 'Wisconsin, this year'schampions. The Maroons have a.shade over Illinois on points scoredduring the season. Northwestern,who picked the soft teams of the conference for opponents, is not entitledto third place, as the Purple on1yplayed eight games.Freshmen Develop WenThe freshman team under CoachHoffer has also shown great promise.According to Coach Page, there willbe three of the yearlings on the squadnext year, even though all this season's men are back. Birkhoff, formerHyde Parker, and captain of the 1921squad, is one of the most promisingof the recruits. He is a sure shot, andalthough light, will probably make aforward on the Varsity next year.Other forwards are Healey of SouthBend, who has only the disadvantageof his light weight to overcome; McGuire and Kendrid come from Parker, and the former is especiallypromising. He has the build for aregular, and in addition is a good man Read the Mal"OO1l for � DeWS..SMALL END OF 57 TO 20SCORE GIVEN TO CHICAGO SEVEN STUDENTS ARERECTED TO PHI BETA.KAPPA MEDERSBIPSIDNEY RADCUFFE TOLECTURE TBIJRSDAY INMANDEL BALL ON WAR Maroon Runners Fail to Show Heelsto Wolverine Track Men-McCoshand Feuerstein Only Winners ofFirst Place Six Men and Woman Are Admitted to Honorary ScholasticFraternityPct..750.700.625.500.500.500.500.500.400.000 Feuerstein and McCOsh were theonly Maroons that could land firStsagainst the Maize and Blue track andfie1d_men and Chicago brought homethe small end of a 57, to 20 score fromSaturday'S meet at Ann' Arbor.Greene ran second to Stoll in the half,and Jackson lost.to Baker by' a narrow margin in the shot put. Twothirds by Annan, one by Feuersteinin the 50-yard dash, and one by Lewisin the mile, completed Chicago's 20points, and the rest of the meet .wasgathered in by the _home team.Sedgwick put up a hard fight forthe Wolverines in the mile rna butMcCosh came through with a oeautiful sprint in the last lap, and edgedout the Michigan man at the tape.McCosh's time for the distance was4:25. Greene made a hard fight forthe half, and Stoll took the run byonly a scanty edge. Greene showedth eeffects of studies and campus activities, and would have taken the runif he had had time in which to trainproperly.Chicago Wins 440- Yard DashFeuerstein and Annan corralledmost of the points in the 440-yarddash. Michigan was outclassed inthis event, and Annan pushed Forbeshard for second. Feuerstein was alsoChicago's only card in the 50-yarddash, but could only place thirdagainst Johnson and Zoellin. Johnson was the individual star for :Michigan, scooping first in the 50-yarddash and in the high hurdles, and tying with his teammates, Later andHaigh, for the high jump. .The field events meant twenty-threeout of' a possible twenty-seven pointsfor �ichigan. Jackson saved threepoints by taking second in the shotput,. and Annan grabbed another bythird in the pole vault, but in theother events· Stagg's men were helpless. Feuerstein dropped out of thehigh jump at five feet five inches, andthe three Michigan jumpers, Johnson,Haigh and Later, cleared the barrierat one inch higher, and let it go atthat, splitting the points. •SENT "AT ML1ttJISTER'S REQUEST ALL PROMINENT ON CAMPUSMr. Sidney Radcli1fe, of "London,England, will lecture on "America inthe World War," Thursday, March21, at 4:35 in Mandel hall.Mr. Radcliffe is lecturing in theUnited States on the democratic tendencies of the world after the war,his lectures being given under the auspices of the University Lecture association. His visit to America hasbeen at the request of many prominent Americans, among them Mr.Walter Page, the American Ambassador at St. James court, London, Hewas named recently by the SpeakingDivision of the Committee of PublicInformation as one of the three English lecturers whose engagements inthe United States constitute the mostimportant service that they can render to the Allied cause.Mr. Radcliffe is an experiencedjournalist and sociologist. For manyyears he has been an editorial writeron the most influential of the Britishnewspapers. For the last few years,he has written for the Daily Newsand the new Statesman, two of themost powerful of the progressiveEnglish organs. He has also been theeditor of the Calcutta Statesman, theleading Indian newspaper. He hasbeen secretary of -the London Sociological society, of which Lord Brycewas the first president, and has' beenfor years aSsOciated With the biggestleaders of thought in the island. Heis already well knawn to Americanaudiences, having lectured here in previous years on subjects in Sociologyand Literature.The somewhat unfortunate time atwhich the lecture is scheduled, duringthe midst of the examinations, wasoccasioned by the fact that Mr. Radcliffe will leave the city during thenext few days, and the lecture divisionof the University was confronted withthe situation of securing him for thatdate, or not at all. The lecture committee, however, has assured the student body inconvenient as it may beto some of them, the lecture will morethan repay their attendance.• •PROF. BURTON CONTRIBUTESTO MARCH 66BIBLICAL WORLD" Seven undergraduates were electedand initiated into the Beta of Dlinoischapter of Phi Beta Kappa at thequarterly meeting held yesterday at4 :35 in Classics Lecture room. Twoof the new members, Eleanor EstellaBooher and Morton Benjamin Weiss,will graduate at the Convocation thisafternoon. Another, Walter ClarenceEarle, is in the. graduating class ofthis Spring. The remaining fourmembers, William Clarence, Gorgas,Max A. Greenstein, Bernard Nath andBenjamin Perk, are students in theirthird year of residence. All of thenew members of Phi Beta Kappa havebeen prominent not only in scholarship, but in other University activitiesas weIl. Walter Earle is president ofthe Undergraduate Council, a memberof the Phi Gam fraternity; and captain of the Varsity swimming tetam.William Gorgas is also a prominentathlete, captain of the basketballteam, a member of the football teamand belongs to the Phi Psi fraternity.Morton Weiss is a former vice president of Forum, and a composer ofsome of the music for last year'sBlackfriars' production. Benjammis a Varsity debater.The election and initiation of thePhi Beta Kappa members was 'partof :Monday:s celebratio� '. � . the OneHundred and Sixth Convocation. Thegranting of the Associates' titles tookplace at chapel hour yesterday morning, with' Dean Miller.as the'speakerof the occasion.. The day's exerciseswere closed with the Convocation re-.ception in the evening ..EXAMINERS PASS 52 OF LV.T.U •Accept as Able All But Two of LocalHome Guard UnitFifty-four members of the local unitof Home Guard were iivt'n 'physicalexaminations last Saturday preparatory to the induction of the unit intothe state regiment: Of this numberbut two were found unfit for militaryservice and rejected from the unit.The officers of the corps were examined at the same time and all accepted. They will continue to drillthe unit in preparation for inspectionby state officers on March 30. At thistime military examinatoins of a complicated nature will be given the officers and men.A call for additional members tobring the master roll up to one hundred was sent out last night by Capt.George Fairweather, commandant ofthe corps. Any ablebodied citizen inthe community is eligible for membership. The drill night is Saturdayat 7:30 and the place is the Reynoldsclub an dBartlett Gymnasium.Wolverines Win RelayThe eight lap relay, which was expected to go to the Maroons, wasdrawn in by the Wolverines by luckyinches, . closing a merry evening.FACULTY MEl\IBERS WRITEFOR NEW "WAR CYCLOPEDIA"The University Press yesterday issued the March number of \ The Biblical World. Prof. Burton, head of thedepartment of New Testament Literature, has contributed "Is the GoldenRule ,Workable Between Nations?"Prof. Hoben continues his readingcourse on "Church and Community,"and Prof. mith and Prof. Soares havea third article in the aeries, "TheRealities of the Christian Religion." •1M the new "War Cyclopedia," issued by the Committee on Public Information for the United States government, are several articles contributed by two members of the University faculty-Associate Prof. Dodd,of the department of Political Science,who is now on leave of absence in connection with the work of the Illinoislegislature, and Assistant Prof. Harper, of the department of OrientalLanguages and Literatures .In the second series of "War Information," also issued by the government, is a contribution by Prof. McLaughlin, head of the department ofHistory on "The Great War; FromSpectator to Participant." It gives areview of the attitude of the American public, showing how events transformed the temper of a pacific nationinto one that found war unavoidable. Wisconsin swimmers sprang an unlooked for surprise on Coach White'svisiting squad last Saturday, trimming the Maroons by a score of 41-26. Chicago was picked to win themeet without any trouble, but Wisconsin's evenly balanced team had litIe trouble with Doc Whites tankmen.The Cardinals dub up an old intercollegiate ruling that one man couldnot swim in more than two events,thereby putting Ries and Earle ofChicago out of two races which werecounted on by. the local swimmers.Capt. Earle of Chicago and Biersachof Wisconsin each won two firsts.WEATHER FORECASTIncreasing' cloudiness today; probably unsettled, with moderate temperature; fresh southerly winds. BADGER SWIMMERS WIN MEETTrounce Maroon Natators in MadisonTank 41 to 26THE DAILY MAROO:SBULLETINToday-.Convocation Day.A 11 classes meet except those at3:40.One Hundred and Sixth UniversityCenvoeatien, 4, Mandel.Poetry club. 7:30, Alumnae room,Ida Noyes hall.Christian 'Science society, 7:45, Haske11. Vacation Hours of NoyesIda Noyes hall will be open forRed Cross knitting and sewing duringthe spring vacation on Monday from9 to 5, on Wednesday from 1 to 5, andon Friday from 1 to 5.TomorrowExaminations for Winter Quarter,8 :30·11 :30, 2·5.Mathematical37. Delta Upsilon P1edges John IvyDelta Upsilon announces the pledgclub, 4:30, Ryerson, ing of John S. Ivy of Cape Girardeau,Missouri.r '.1" .r, •f,1. t,;, ..:�; ;'Ei'I�L THE DAILY 'MAROoN .. TUESDAY, MARCH 19,1918WlJr latiy :!IurnnnIt's the irony of fate that Springweather will last during examinations ''.and then tum into March gales or \April rains. Not a doubt in the \,\world!\[ COMMUNICATION ) �;\ �\\\'\.\\\\\�I \ter months, Mr. O'Carroll and his as- Is the Larltest National Bank in theBut you 'Yill enjoy a_ smoke and a chat UNITED STATESsistantS tend youn" plants in the with the fellowsTHE WHISTLER REPLmScombined effort we may retain suchloveliness as, for' example, the campus carpet. It is 'just a question ofthoughtfulness and proper respectfor Nature. Do your bi�ive thePubliahed mominp. except SundQ aDd MOD- grass a chance.da7. durinc the Autumn. Winter aDd Sprm.Quartera b, the Dai17 Maroon eomp&D7.TIM StluleJat New.paper of n. UlILlnnlt7of ChlcapR. F.Arthur Bur ... __ .. __ . .. __ PresidentCharl_ Greene SecretaI'7Wad. Bender __ .. __ _ Treaaurer A THOUGHTEDITORIAL DEP ARTJIlENTTHE STAFFArthur Baer • _..M&Da�in� EditorCharles Greene New. Editorn.land HolloWllJ' Nicht EditorJohn Joaepb ... __ ..... Da, EditorWilliam Mo�elUtern . ....A.ut. Athletics EditorRutb Falkenau __ ... __' Women'. EditorRuth Gen%be�r---Assistant Women's EditorLeona Baehraeh ... _ .. _._ .. __ .. __ .Associate Editorllelen Baviteh. __ ... ._._._.Associate EditornUSINESS DEPARTMENT (In view of the fact that the communication column of the Daily 1Uaroon is maintained as a clearing housefor student and faculty opinion, theMaroon accepts no responsibility forthe sentiments therein expressed.Communications are welcomed by theeditor, and should be signed as an evidence of good faith, although thename- will not be published withoutconsent of the writer.)Watle Bentler Clarence NeffEntered � secane! class mail at the CbicacoPostoffice. Chicago. TIlinois. March 13. 1906.under the net oC March 3. 1873.ny Carrier. S3.00 a year: $1.25 a quarterBy Mail. S3.50 a year: SI.50 a quarterEUitorinl nOODla Ellis 12Telephone Midway 800. Local 162.Hours: 10:16-10:45: 1 :30-6: 7·9:30Business Office . .______ Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800. Local 162.Hours: 10:15-10:45: 1 :30-5 In reply to the communication inthe. Maroon of Saturday, March 16,signed by Miss Julia Ricketts, theeditor of the Whistle begs to take advantage of his constitutional rightof free speech and defend himself andhis column.In the first place, the editor of theWhistle believes that the campus doesnot take a sufficiently serious attitudetoward the criticism he offers fromtime to time. Although the materialpresented is often in a more or lessfacetious vein nevertheless it has aserious purpose to perform and answers a definite need.The Women's Administrative Council credits the editor of the Whistlewith entirely too much imagination.In the opinion of the writer, conditions on the campus warrant a personal rebuke at times from a publicmedium. In regard to the "picking"on girls, the writer confesses himselfat fault in one instance and herebypublicly. apologizes for' it. The onlyother instance was the case of'a purely fictitious character invented by thewriter to represent a type of girlwhom he felt needed public criticism.,Anon.('�.472TUESDAY, MARCH 19, 1918KEEP OFF THE GRASSAt the exact moment 'of writing,everything gives indication of a rapid,fierce spring drive with its accompaniment of pale green buds, briskbreezes and cloudless skies. The almost inevitable result-spring fever,which in plain language is lazinessand carelessness. There is a certainpure joy in allowing oneself to succumb entirely to this seasonal incapacitation. To let everything thatshould be done slide without heedingthe rebukes of conscience is indeed adelight. In matters purely personal,this attitude is not to be censured, butit is in actions which concern the community at large that thoughtlessnessis unforgivable.Every effort is expended in makingour naturally beautiful campus asperfect as possible. During, the win- NOT A CLUBgreenhouse which will later ornamentthe campus. As soon as the frost isout of the ground, bulbs are set out.But the greatest problem is the grass.To secure thick, velvety turf, there isneed of sun and rain and fertilizer,AND the tender shoots must not bedisturbed. The resiliency of theground is a lure and the first dry daysof spring find many persons walkingnext the' sidewalk to ease tired feet.The short-cuts, after long disuse, occasioned by slush, become popularagain. And we wonder why we haveugly brown paths and borders all overthe campus.Recently a student said, "But that'sall gone by summer. The campus isjust beautiful in summer quarter!"Unfortunately or fortunately-it depends upon the point of view-e-veryfew of U� arc here at that time. Andwith a little care it is perfectly possible to do away with the bare spotsearly in the season. Neither Naturenor the �ardcners, however, can accomplish this alone. It requires thehelp of everyonc: It is really a verylittle thing, but the result is mostgratifying.With the world full of ugliness andhorror as it is now, we must makeevery effort to cherish what beautywe have. That which requires muchmoney or time we must sacrifice, forboth of these are too necessary in carrying on our part in the war to beused for aesthetic purposes. But by HOME COOKINGTBREEMEALS5719 Kenwood Ave.l!1eSil :::::::::::::::::::::::::I:::S&-SOO�=":-:-=:.'::" �!�pronunciation and poor choice of -w� Knew th�meanin�or p�war terms. l:::cr� your efficiency.which r=!t3 in power and success. ::§ WEBSTER'S =g NEW INTERNATIONAL g� J)lCTIO:NARY is an all-know- �f:-:.;:: ing teacher, a universal question .E:: ••:.::answcrer'lL n::lcl� to !Ucct yourneeds. .. IS m daily usc byhundreds of thousands of suec('�",:'ul mea and WcF. • en tit/' 'Iw)rld over.41){l.MO Wort]<:. 2701) Pades. 60flO 11-11Istr:HI()n.�. ] �,(h)() J>:o�r;;1tlhkal.:ntries. JO.II% (;CQ��I'hica, Subjccrs,CR.\'.1) P:117t. mi�h",·t A.,;:rrl)1'�17� .�:::�:- !}�H:: ::� E:.r)'l,.�i uon,�r.G�LlR .1l:d :�[j:'\·P1PER [d!!l:ms.""lUTE hr Sl"'-(:,-r,�n I':::;r", !'I.:EI:I ', JcL.ct �ia� d \-·(,.1t .. r.:1mc t!.i� ;.:J1V":�.Read the Maroon for C&DlpQI new.., 't1lt.RUBHenry C.Lytton t; SonsIN. E; Corner State and JacksonOriginality with Dignity inYoung Men's Spring SuitsBlendinB style and dignity isthe accomplishment of theCollege Floor. We've held dignitywithout losing novelty. We'ye developed originality at no loss to good tasteThis style advantage of theCollege Floor is exlusive. . And it hasbeen splendidly combined with Boodfabric, Bood tailoring and sood value$25Other Suits $20 to $50Slip it under �ourarm this evening.It will help! .Clualfied ada In the Maroon brine NRItI.The Corn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital. Surplu. and Undivided Profiu$10.000.000.00 UTABLISHED '818"1�.kolil!_�fmtGJU�· fimhllfm, ..... bs.\ ',MADISO. AV •• U. COR. 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Die Stampers• • Charmingly different collection ofSuits, Dresses and Blouses that possess Style, Individuality and Value.These are the features that commend to your consideration this display of exclusive styles, made in tricotine, serge, silk poplin, taffeta andjersey.Dependable Merchandise.Popular PricesThe Ingleside PressProduces printing thatconveys a pleasing impression and impelsclose consideration of6233 Cotta�e Grove Avenue BLACKSTONESMART. HOP• • Phone Midway 2358 1437 E. 68d St.Coll. and Society Work a SpecialtyPrinters :l The Dallv Maroon "I, J;-..•�. �'1.l. " ',- ';1,.-"-,.-,t,.. ,."/'". ,.,;"I"f '..I. '.. ....""1�... .:;..� �• - .../'-. :t·-J. ""1.r·'·- �� ,t,� '.../'1'-"-,-f �" �I, '.t"• J '\ THE DAILY MAROON •. TUESDAY, MARCH 19, 1918r' i ] the army campI. At the be�g,OUR FACULTY AT WAR this work was installed in·only four, r-----------------.I&-·Sof the camps. The work bas two main .....""'- --J purposes; first, to assist in 'the elimi-(The foUow� is one of a series of nation of the mentally and nervouslyarticles written by members 'of the ,Unfit from the army; and, second, toUniversity faculty upon. the activities facilitate such a distribution. of theof faculty members 'who are serving enlisted personnel as will put eachthe United States government): man where his mental capacity makesit probable he can serve to best advantage. A good many men, for example, are quite unfit for a £tont linetrench, who, nevertheless, make 'admirable soldiers for service at a remount depot.All students. who have ever enjoyedthe stimulating and interesting instruction of Captain Hayes will watchhis army career with sincere interest.They will appreciate the great assetin dealing with all kinds and conditions of men. represented by hischeery, breezy, manner and his willingness to meet the other fellow morethan half way. They will also appreciate the value of his keen, shrewdestimate of men and the difficultywhich the slacker or the fake will encounter in the effort to pull the woolover his eyes.' Not least will theyenvy the coming generation of collegestudents who will from time to timeenjoy the racy and pithy anecdoteswith which Captain Hayes is certainto return.s.. JOSEPH W. RAYESBy Prof. James R. AngellDr. Hayes was born and grew up inRochester, New York, a descendantof New England stock .. He graduatedfrom Amherst College' in 1903, wherehe was a member of the Alpha DeltaPhi Fraternity, and where he wonamong other academic prizes his PhiBeta Kappa key. To offset his strictly scholastic attainments, he wasleader of the Glee club. Incidentallyhe was always regarded as one of themost popular men in his class. In1905 he married Mary Hayes Stevens,a Rochester girl Who had divided heracademic training between Vassar andthe University of Wisconsin. BothMr. and Mrs. Hayes received the Doctor's degree in Psychology from theUniversity of Chicago. Mrs. Hayes,with characteristic feminine acumenpreceding her husband in this achievement by a few months.At the outbreak of the war, Dr.Hayes attempted to get into One afteranother of the branches of the Army,but was in each ease rejected on account of his eyes. He finally 'secured The Poetry' club will meet tonighta commission as First Lieutenant in at 7:30 in the Alumnae room of Idathe Sanitary Corps of the Surgeon Noyes hall. As this is the last meetGeneral's., office and was sent to Camp ing of this quarter, full attendance isDix in New Jersey in charge of the urged.psychological testing of men in theNational Army stationed at thatpoint. He had �n the two precedingyears been securing valuable trainingfor this type of work, having been putin charge, during a leave of absencefrom the University, of an importantpiece of research work in the New.York public schools.Lieutenant Hayes was promoted tothe rank of Captain in November,1917, and was transferred to the Officers' Training Camp at Oglethorpe,Georgia, where he is assisting in thetraining of a large group of psychologists recently introduced into the service to carry forward the work ofpsychological testing throughout aUI'Poetry Club Holds Meeting'X',. 'AB�SO-LUTEL Y-. something new under thesun-a drink c f sparkle, .nip andan entirely new taste that you willsay is "there", �!'")thing insipidabout it-but strictly soft-Bevo.Try it fer refreshing propertiestrue cereals-and-Saazer-hops flavor.Served at all first-class places, inits own original "squatty" brown. bottles, sterilized and hermeticallypatent-crowned. 'See that the Fox seal over thecrown is broken in your presencewhen you order Eevo in public.Families supplied by grocer.ManufActured and bottled exclusively byAnheuser-Busch. St. Louis. U. S.A.66The all-year-'round soft drink" ·Ogilvie .&Heneage. Apparel e�hody allthe finest qualities andhis\test ideals thatenter into the makingof nne clothes;You will nnd here adisplay of New SpringSuits and Overcoatshaving a pleasureable.difFerence from thosefound elsewhere.Things to S� with such 'clothes: Hats, Caps,Shirts, Ties, etc. inBreat abundance.Fair Prices Ogil1:vie & lHIelI1leaAe20�/Jaclo/V)n Jioulevarr/CIz'Joc . ') ���;,/ It�-: �,/ /' .has thebetterfIavor-4U• Swift's,'PremiumOleomargarineDelicious on bread,. excellent for .cookingand baking. Packedin sanitary, one poundcartons.SWift & Companyu. s, A.,CLARIDGE. '11Ie New Fcill .ARR�OV\T�LLARJENKINS BROTHERSDry Goods and Men's Furnishings63rd st. andUaiverslty Ave. . The Old ReliabieIn "ONCE UPO� A Tn.lE"1\IR. OLCOTT WILL SI�G FOURNEW SONGS.C. ·CORMANY"S·HOME LUNCH ROOM AMUSEMENTS�RINCESS ToniteHeadquarters for University Students Season's Biggest Success!JOHN DREW andMARGARET ILLINGTONIn Pinero's - Greatest Comedy"THE GAY LORD QUEX"Mats. '1:'hursday and SaturdayWe serve the best of everythin,. Pro':Dpt Service.Try our SpeCial Sunday Chicken Dinner1313 E. 57th Street"JUMP JIM CROW"Phone Midway 2830 Learn It-Dance It"MA YTIME"With John Charles Thomas imdJohn T. MurrayWhistling-Humming-Laughing Hit!Pop. �fat. Wednesday-Best Seats $1With Plenty Good Ones for 75e and SOcTHE DAILY MAROONHeartily recommendstHE HARVEY ORCHESTRASERVICEFor Your Alumni Dances,Clubs and Fraternitiesi'or arrangemnts inquire ofrHE HARVEY ORCHESTRASGEORGE W. KONCHAR, ManagerPhone Harrison 1147900 Lytton Bldg. �iIE STUDEBAKERGARRICKMessrs. Shubert PresentTYPEWRITING OFFICERoom 2, Lexington Han{StenographyExpert CopyingMimeographingPrices N onnal\lidway 800ACaI 214 Clifton Crawfordin an Utterly Unique Musical Play'"FANCY FREE".With Marilynn Miller and RayRaymondBox 269Fac. Exch.%��Jia'These famous pencils arc. the standardby which all otherpencils are judged.17 black degrees6 B softcst , 10 9 J I hardestand hard and medium copyingLookJor the VENUS finish OLYMPIC RCIl. Mat. Sat.s. �at. Wed.COHAN & HARRIS presntCHAUNCEYOLCOTTC Jon�l. Linitk & Sch:u'fl'r's I Best Scats. $1.50. OLONI A L Every NightRALl\IO�D HITCHCOCKin HITCHY-KOO-with-LILLIAN RUSSELLLEON ERROLIRENE BORDONIIgnacio Martinetti, Sylvia Jason, Mabene Cedars, Ames and Winthrop, George l\rooreMat.- Wednesday and Saturday'anel Era.'W'.r IW'ntf'fte.Pleue eocIo.e 6c in lI�mps lor paekin.and poetnlff!.A merican Lead Pencil Co.�15 Fifth A,,·enue. N. Y.Dept. Dl0, �I'! i �,� '1":I', ti'.,:: :)'," I','l ! ..j'fWl , I.� ./ ... ·1) ' ... #_ ". ,'.,. '_"'# <I If, _.. ,. 'THE DAILY �oc;lN.,TUBS�AY, IIAllCB �9.�918 ,THE CAMPUS WHISTLEMotto: You toot tile line.Hey copy boy. COPY BOY! COpy!Yessir.Boy, bring four of the finest sheetsof" copy paper and see if you cancajole a typewriter into behaving fora short period. We fain would needsmust write a Whistle.WHY POETS LEAVE HOl\IEYou have to be a weather man ROOM FOR RENT-Desirable roomTo write this column right. for responsible party. 5705 Black-If you rave about the Spring, it's sure stone. Phone Blackstone 2795 mom-To rain or snow o'er night. ings.BOY, page me a whatnot.(EXPRESSIVE SILENCE FROM.GALLERY.)OH, YES, boy. Have we anythingfunny on hand today?The Chicagoan is here, sir.THE latest thing, you know, is tofall in love (Ah, we realize that isn'tnew, but wait till we get through,will yer?) and then write a story forthe Chicagoan and tell the campusabout it.IF you can't think of a pseudonymwhich will reveal her name obviouslyenough, the next best thing is to drawa picture of her "a la Graham."POEMS OF THE AUER(A la Chicagoan)If poems are soon as picklesInto the vain pink of exotic.Women are always fickles-Heliotrope and amberish dew drops.WE could \�rite reams and reamsabout the Chicag, but we won't. Weknow that lots of them will be soid.Josephine Ungren is selling them.HOW ABOUT THE QUADS?Extract from Billy Sunday's address to students: It takes more thana dinky hat and a big pipe and aMORTAR BOARD to make-a man outof you.NEVER mind, Esoterics. Your turnwill be around again soon.Thay Whithler, you have our thympathy for that roatht you got That-urday. ' Printer.CONCERTTE DE LUXEThe Freshman fusser will now riseand sing, "You Never Miss the "C�Bench Till -the Warm WeatherComes."And Art Colwell wlil favor us witha delicious rendition of "A Beta'sPrayer at Twilight."THE IRO�Y OF CULTUREDPEOPLE!Dear Sir: Your name has been announced as eligible for election to PhiBeta Kappa. If, you care to accept(The audience will please excuse uswhile we wander into the other officeand find out what is causing all thecommotion. )IT'S all right. Several of our sentimental girl reporters have just goneinto hysterics over the Chicagoan.Jimmie Sheean: How did you'likeBilly Sunday?Mildred Smith: Rotten! He onlysaid "damn" twice, and "hell" three •times. IHey copy boy! COpy BOY! COpy! '41ressir. 'iBoy, bring me a waste basket.Anon.SOCIAL nA�ClXG CLASS FORWO;\IE� TO MEET FRIDAYS Classified Ads ..Five �ts -' Per Ilne.. No advertisements for less .than 25_ cents. Allclassified advertisements muat bepaia in advance.FOR RENT-Single or double roomin flat with University women.Comfortable, reasonable rooms, convenient to campus. 5620 Drexel, 3rdApt. Phone Midway 6233 evenings'.BOARD AND ROOM-For 4 women,5720 Kenwood Ave. First ApartmentzThe social dancing class is for newmembers and not for the old class.All women on the waiting list andthose who are in the class have beenrequested to meet the first Friday of 'Spri n � q tia rter. 1CJII�lCIlXlQlE.:::.U_aoOFJIJIICI(JClIdDames Club to Hold MeetingThe Dames club will meet Saturday,at 3 in the Ida Noyes hall theater. Theprogram will include travel talks onChina and .Japan... TEACHERS WA�NTEDFor immediate vacancies. Attractivesalaries and desirable locations. CaD atCLARK TEACHERS· AGENCY. AdStein"ay Hall, 6.f E. Va .. Baren S' St., Chicago, miDois.Smartness in costumingbegins with the corse.If the foundation-the corset-is properly designedand carefully fitted with afull knowledge of the figureneed, the result is all thatone may hope for from theview-point of appearance,comfort and health.For efJen a lcq gear-sfrock will fall with graceol1eT a Redfern Corsetthat is correcJi:y filled.-are quite as pretty to lookat as they are' comfortableto wear. Their satisfactionis assured.$3.50 upA I High Cia3S Store»IMPORTED HOSIERYFor Coif, Teuil ad S,.-t Weu'IN ATTRAC"nVE DESIGNS FORMEN AND WOMEN One of the Greatest VaJue-giving Eventsin the Past Two Years-,Fine Cotton Nig,htdressesand Envelope ... Chemises..NOTHING we might say about this purchase would convince you of itsunusual nature as will an inspection of the styles and nne fabrics. Themanufacturer sold them to us at a sreat concession because he cannot makemore like them; we are ofl'erins them to you at prices, which afford verysubstantial savings,A Manufacturer"s- Entire StockFine Ni�tdresses and Envelope-Chemises$1.65 $1.95 $2.95 $3.95These are trimmed with exquisitely fine embroidered Swiss beadings, insertions and edginSs, or' with fine woven laces, such as wedo not expect to have aSain for some time.There are many' styles at -each price, andboth low-necked and hish-neclced Ni�tdressesare included. E�eryone knows how cottons have increased in cost, and how almost impossible itnow is to obtain the fine' embroideries andlaces which Europe used to send for trimmingIingerie,Naturallyeariy selections will prove mostadvantageous.Fifth Floor. Souch Room•In The Daily Maroon Bring Results•, , .rw� ..�--\" ,;;:..•. '.. I':;i .,�r_',.!t ,-"\.....,',.�9', ., :: ..... .''''...,"-.....,t,"J). ,•