.1�I,. j" I • <: ..... ',. ;.,:, .... .. f �•,at aroonNEAKNESS OF MAROONFORWARD WALL GIVESGOPHERS THE DECISIONFrederick, Ballard, Bleck], Priebe.Rogers, Clark and King l\ladeChairmen-Fifty-one Members to failure of Linemen to Stop Min-Serve. nesota Backs Blamedfor Defeat.Russia; hut because of the nature ofour mission and because of the prob­lems put up to it by the War Counci1of the Red Cross and by Mr. Root.we made a broad survey of conditionsIiveliest and most looked forward to that involved the revolutionary gov­afTair of thte kidn during the year. crnmcnt, the sanitary department ofIf you arc 'a newcomer, (10 come and the army, the public war relief or­g'et into the spirit of college activi- g-ani7.ations of Russia, food for thetics that it fosters. There are speech- �rmy and many other problems relat­es and t�Ol1ts for ch('erlcarler. and cd to the civilian population. Thisthen the hlg'g('st. and most enthusiast- necessarily brought knowledge to the--- .. - -' - -- "1 mr-mbors of our mission that we(Continued on page 3.) otherwise would not have had."VOL. XVL No. 37. Price Five CentsTHE DAILY MAROON, WED NESDA Y, NOVEMBER 21, 1917. -:. . : -Bttel: Hutchinson, . presidenLof.:. theTRYOUTS Sophomore class announced the ch�r-men and members of the class com­mittees for the year. Fifty-one menand women were chosen to .serve ascommitteemen. Alva Frederick, BrookBallard, Gale Blocki, Frank Priebe,Crandall Rogers and Katherine Clarkand Jasper King, were named chair­men of the executive, finance, athletic,reception, social and publicity com­mittees respectively. The commit-tees follow:"Chicago Night"? said Dorothy DR. BILLINGS, RECENTLYJobson. "What ever did it mean? RETURNED FROM RUSSI.;.\.From the first day and even before TO LECTURE IN :MANDELwe had come strange rumors floatedaround and aroused our curiosity.We asked. Well, you'll sec. It'sgreat! And so we waited, eager forthe mystery to be solved. Finallyplac�rds appeared and committeesbuzzed around. It must be somethingreal, at any rate, and now as thegreat day really approaches we new­comers are all agog. Let's go! Prof. Frank Billings, dean of thefaculty at Rush Medical college, willspeak on "Russia' as Seen by theAmerican Red Cross Mission" tomor­row at 8 in Mandel. Dr. Billings hasjust returned from Russia where heremained for two months as chairmanof the mission sent by the Red Cross.The mission left America in Julyand was gone four months, travelingthrough Russia and Siberia. l\Iuchtime -was spent in Petrograd andMoscow studying the Russian situa­tion and demonstrating the friend­liness of the United States, aboutwhich Dr. Billings found many mis­understandings.In an address delivered before thePhysicians' club of Chicago in theearly part of the month Dr. Billingssaid: "Even those who have lived"Undoubtedly you have been asked in Russia for years (10 not understandto buy a ticket to Chicago Night,"stated Dorothy Miller. If you arc an'old' girl you have, of coures, boughtone, knowing from past experiencethat this W. A. A. dinner is about theCAMPUS WOMEN BOOSTCHICAGO NIGHT SPIRITAND GOOD FELLOWSHIPW. A. A. WiD Hold Annual Meet­ing Friday at 6 in IdaNoyes HaD.HOLD CHEERLEADERThe W. A. A. will hold the annual"Chicago Night" for Chicago womenFriday at 6 in Ida Noyes hidl. Thefrenzied reporter in search of detailsof the festivities was referred to"prominent members of the Univer­sity community." Following are theirexact words.Pauline Callen, president of the W.A. A., said: "Chicago Night standsfor good fellowship among women ofthe University. It consists of a gooddinner, lively entertainment and a bigmass meeting in Bartlett. It is anevening of fun and one none of us canafford to miss-for we are all long­ing for that thing known as 'collegespirit,' and in Chicago Night we findit in plenty. To me it is one of thebig things of the year. Every womanof the University should be there.""E_verybody Goes to Chicago Night". "Go to Chicago Night?" said Car­roll Mason. "Why of course �verybody goes. It's one of the few occa­sions when University women can gettogether and have a regular goodtime guided by that valuable thing,'ccllege... spirit.'�. _Chicag.G->t�in that it is -'a big city and' its stu­dents have wide interests; it has notmuch of what is generally known as'college life.' Chicago Night with itsjolly dinner and rousing mass meet­ing afterward is a regular old fash­ioned college affair-one of the oca­sions which you can look' back upon2S belonging to a unique time in yourlife, when you were a co-ed .. Don'tmiss it."Was Held in Lexington"I remember the first ChicagoNight dinner that I attended. It was.in Lexington and the place was sosmall that the number had to be lim­ited and lots of girls were forced tomiss the good time we had. ConnieMacLaughlin spoke on "Cats" of allkinds, even girl cats in sports. Iunderstand that the speeches thisyear have just as novel titles andare to be even better if possible. Thedinner will be in the big gym in IdaNoyes; so there will be plenty of roomand no one will have to miss somemighty good fun as some girls didtwo years ago." Executive-Alva Frederick, chair­man; Frances Henderson, JosephineGamble, James. Nicely, May Cornwell,and Brook Ballard, .-Finance=-Brook Ballard, chairman;Carter Harmon, Paul Birmingham,Emily Taft, Emmet Bay, Eleanor At­kins, and Lydia Hinkley.Athletic-Gale Blocki, chairman;Eugene Rouse, Moffet Elton, StuartCochrane, Colville Jackson, PaulHinkley, Jay Chappell, John Sproehn­le, Louis Kahn, and John Bryan.- Reception-Frank Priebe, chair­man; Laura Hill, Dudley Lyndon,Ruth Huey, :Mary Fake, Ruth Mal­lory, Henry Kennedy, and RobertConnolley.Social-Crandall Rogers and Kath­erine Clark, joint chairmen; Gladysof IS m3n,-Editlr �t,. JUlie -King;--Et--� .. -. -Gophers-, carne- .1;hrough··.....the. - - lineizabeth Shutter, Harold Stansburry, singly, in pairs and in bunches •. TheyBernard MacDonald, Dorotho Scholle, sifted through and steam-rolledAustin Clark, Frank Long, Priscilla through, drove over, .dove under theBradshaw, Helen Thompson and Maroon forwards. Carroll was theChancellor Dougall. only Gopher back who showed signsof ability. Ability wasn't needed.Almost any -able-bodied individualcould have walked through. the boule­vard which the Minnesota linemenpaved through Chicago's line. Haus­er was the great factor in this driv­ing; Ecklund was not far behind ineffectiveness,'Strange to see were the repeatedstands which the Maroons made in-side of the five-yard line. If the menMember of American Red Cross 1\lis- had fought in the center of the fieldas they did on' their goal line, thetale might have read differently..iOPHOMORE COMMITTEESCHOSEN BY HUTCIHNSONPublicity-Jasper King, chairman;Frank Madden, Bradley Hall, RolandHolloway, Lewis Fisher, and JohnJoseph .•sion to' Speak on His WarExperiences. The Y. W. C. A. will hold a Christ­mas sale the week of December 3, in'the League rooms of Ida Noyes hallVarious kinds of Christmas cards andnovelties will be sold. Persons whcare willing to contribute fancy workor any special gifts to be sold arcurged to bring them .to the LeagueA great deal of credit is due to room.Charlie Higgins, who single-handedsaved the llaroons from a defeat atleast twice as crushing. Coach Will­iams said after the game that hismen had little trouble in gettingthrough the Chicago line, but whenthey had. done that they alwaysbumped into Higgins, who continuallyhandled anywhere from. one to fourmen. Hig played a wonderful de­fensive game and the smashing whichhe administered to the Gophers willprobably be remembered for a longtime. Elton also' did good work inthe secondary defense.A Chicago offensive was simply im­possible. From one to three Goph­ers were through the line and ontop of the back as soon as he hadreceived the ball. Not only that, buta man running with the ball wasforced to buck his own linemen, whowere falling back on him, as wen asthe opposing linemen. Higgins neverhad sufficient time to kick properly.On both punts and forward passeshe did not get a chance to get the ballinto position.-----------v... -- ....FRESHMEN PLAY VARSITY MENIt has been a long time in Chicagofootball history since 3,' Maroon teamsuffered so complete a rout as didthe eleven that fell to a 33 to 0 de­feat at Minneapolis last Saturday.The 49 to 0 victory of Minnesota lastyear cannot be considered as nearlyso decisive; for; in the first place,the Gophers had a far better teamlast year' than they have at presentand, in the second place, the Maroonsmade a number of first downs andilayed a. game superior in every wa�to that put up last Saturday.The explanation for the sad crush­ing lies rather in Chicago's weaknessthan in the all-around strength of theMinnesotans. This weakness wasconfined pretty completely to the line,which was plain rotten from end toend. Of course, Hauser in particularand Ecklund also are very hard mento stop-can be considered the bestpair of tackles on any team in anycountry-but even so there was littlereason for -the complete failure ofth Chicago forwards.Gophers T.ear Up 1\Iaroon LineVarsity Scores 20 to Freshman 13A long and hard scrimmage wasthe central feature of the practiceycsterrlay. The freshmen took thelead a�ainst the varsity oarlv and bat­tlcd an hour before admitting a 20(Continued on page 4.) Fraternity !\Ien HelpThe measure has been met withgreat approbation on the part of thecampus men. Those who have notyet seen the committee in chargehave been rquestd to do so at once.The committee for this entertainmentfor the jackics is: Ftlmer Donahue.chairman: Sterling Bushnell, FrankPriebe, Sherman Cooper and BarrettSpach. Actinjr-Secrct ary Clarence F.G. Brown said yesterday:"People sav that at most of thethings given for the [ackios, only halfthe men invited come. We are goin�to try to have our full quota o{ mendown. Walter Bowers, ex-'19, whois stationed at the Groat Lakes camp.is g'oing- to pick out the men person­ally and bring them into tho game.Tt will he a nice crowd of voune fcl­lows, mostlv coll('�(' men, too. T hopethat the f'ratr-rnitv mr-n will ht"lp usand make this a real treat for the'::NTERTAIN SETTLEMENTDANCE WORKERS AT TEA tROF. CURTIS WALKERSPEAKS AT FIRST OFMEN'S WAR MEETINGSMis. L. A. Walton Invites Committee!and Ticket-Selling Teams to l\leetat Her Home Tomorrow at 3 :30. New Series of Talks to Be GivenThursday in Cobb at..10: IS.Organization of the forces for con­ducting the Settlement dance, Satur­day, Dee; 8,. will·· be -effected- tomor­row at 3 :�o when all committees andticket-selling teams will be servedtea at the home of Mrs. L. A. Wal­ton, 5737 Woodlawn avenue.Wade Bender, general chairman,will give instructions today to cap­tains of teams and chairmen of com­mittees so that when they gather to­morrow they can retell the instruc­tions to the. members of their teamsand commitees. After these separatemeetings break up Bender will calleverybody together and give furthergeneral' instructions. The ticket­selling race, which will be similar tothat conducted last year, will be open­ed Monday. WILL TAKE JACKIES TO GAMEAssistant-Prof. Curtis H. Walker,of the department of History, willgive the first of a series of war talks .on Thursday at 10,15 in Cobb 12A.These war talks "ill be for Univer­sity men, and are being given underthe . auspices of the University Y.l\I.­C.A. They are a certain branch ofthe weekly "chapel hour" meetingsthat the Association has been hold­ing on Thursdays."What We Are Fighting For" isthe subject of Prof. Walker's talk.He will follow out the general planof this new Y.M.C.A. series by tell­ing the men of the University certainthings about the war which are eitherunknown or neglected by the gen­eral reading public. The Y.M.C.A.has realized the necessity of havingsomething for- the undergraduate t1J;l.twill ten him, in a few moments,things that he ought to know aboutthe war. College men are. so busywith studies and activities that littletime is left for a thorough readingof material on the war.To' Tell :Men About WarNo other speakers have been an­nounced as yet. but. the Y.M.C.A. has ..�s�r�d -that 'they will all .be menwho are well acquainted with all thephases of the war, mostly men fromthe University department of Historysince they are in closest touch withsuch things. Some of the talks willbe on such subjects as "What Is It allAbout," "What Do We Stand to Win"and 'What Do We Stand to Lose."Talks To Be Short\. "It is very necessary," said Benderyesterday,' "for every captain andchairman to be present Thursday.And they are responsible for havingevery team and committee memberthere too. I am going to can the roll..'1 have every reason to be satisfiedwith the chairmen and captains wehave chosen. Some of the best work­ers on the campus are among theh1.The teams are so wen-matched thatthe race should be an interestingone."SWELL Y.M.C.A. WAR FUNDBY SUM RAISED FOR GIFT• -_ • _... - •• ..:-. .. 9.Owing to the brevity of time pre­ceding. Dean Wallace's departure itproved impossible to raise a sum suf­ficient for a suitable gift .. The moneycould not be refunded, as the donorsgave no names, and hence it has beenadded to the University's quota ofthe war fund of the Y.M.C.A.League to Hold Christmas SaleThese talks will not be long ones.Only ten or fifteen minutes of theThursday chapel hour will be � usedup in this meeting, thus leaving timefor any committee meetings that themen may have.At the beginning of the autumnquarter the Y.l\I.C.A. announced thatone of its policies this year was tohelp out the soldiers and sailors sta-tioned in Chicago. They will carryout this policy, in a measure, on Sa­turday by. having fifty jackies fromthe Great Lakes station for the Wis­consin game. The co-operation ofthe fraternities was asked in a let­ter sent out Monday night. In itthe Y.M.C.A. asked that the frater­nities help take care of the men, tak­ing them after the game to theirin chapter houses, giving them dinnerand keeping. them there for the night.Campus Journalists DineThe staff of the Daily Maroen helda banquet last night in the sun parlorof Ida Noyes hall. Forty members ofthe staff were present.WEATHER FORECASTFair today; not much changetemperature; light variable winds.THE DAILY l\IAROONBULLETINTodayChapel, Senior colleges, 10:15, Man­del.Chapel, Divinity school, 10:15, Has.kell.Junior Mathematical dub, 4 :30, Ry-erson 37.TomorrowChapel, college of Commerce andAdministration and college of Edu-cation, 10 :15 Mandel. �Chapel, Divinity school, 10:15 Has-kclL ..French club, .. :00, second floor reoeeption room, Ida Xoyes hall.Public lecture. -1:35. Harper al'sem-blv room.'Physics cluh ... :3:;, Ryerson.Graduate History dub. 7 :�:;. at res­idcnce of Prof. Sehevill. ;;7 -l;; Black-.- stone avenue.Public lecture, 8:00 p. m. �lande1. jackies."� ;..rrr·�--;--r""··-····'--·-""-----r--:----;----"'-� -...,..__ _ ., "_, '. - -," , .. .. .. ..� .' ", . .: �... r:;. , ;;::; _ .., .... ' .. ' .... 'UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. wr DNESDA Y. NOVEMBER 21, 1917 •A THOUGHTIt is certainly a good sign for fu­ture harmony and hence efficiencywhen the members of the Interfraternity council begin addressing eachother as "brother."Arthur Bae r PresidentChur-les Greene Secrctarv i)IV "do ::::O"',\� ,:�;�,:��::�:��u'" �-==n=I=.I=Y=:\=l=E=.R=E=�=��=�=.�='�='�=I=;\=I.==O=R=:JIITilE STAFF ._THE KNIGHT'S SOXG(Reprinted from the OxfordMagazineThe song of my king is a golden song,A song of loyalty, proud and true;While hearts can feel and lips cansing,The strong shall rejoice at the songof my king.The song oi my land is a fresh greensong,Of English fields in the morningdew;A casque for my head, a sword formy hand,A sure defense is the song of my land.The song of my love is a pure whitesong,A song of the youth and the beautyof you;.I have sung it alone' to the starsabove . . . .There was never a song like the songof my love.The fresh green song and �he goldensong,When I am dead they shall Iivuanew;On other lips shall they draw strangebreath . .But the song of my love is mine indeath.roon is maintained as a clearinghouse for student and faculty opinion.the Maroon accepts no responsibilityfor the sentiments therein expressed.Communications are welcomed 'by theeditor, and should be signed as evi­dence of good faith, although thename will not be published withoutthe consent of the writer.)RED CROSS SEWINGI.appeared last night, insists that when (In view of the fact that the com­Secretary Baker declares that all the munication column of the Daily Ma-To the editor of the Daily Maroon:In a seven-hundred-word Commu­nication of Saturday, Woman WhoWants To Sew makes charges againstthe management of Red Cross workfor students at Ida Noyes. They fol­low:1. A woman who knows how tostitch is required to "st idle" (sic)half the time while she pins or bastesher 0\\"11' scams. •2. A Phi Beta Kappa senior carry­ing four majors wasted several hoursone afternoon because the directorat Ida Noyes did not provide her withhalf of the work she might have done.3. The machines are not keptthreaded, the �bbins are not keptwound, and "sometimes" the directordoes not herself know how to threadthe machine.4. Inexperienced persons are notsufficiently helped.' .The Red Cross sewing for studentsat present consists of the makingof lavettcs for the destitute babies inthe evacuated districts of France. Afortnight ago it was, Christmas bagsfor our own men in the trenches. Lat­or it will be something else. Thereare manv fronts in this war. not allof them military, :10(1 we are learn-. about the young men between nine- inz, hit tr-rlv, thr- interdependence ofteen and twenty-one who are attend- people. The work is plain sewing,;ng- collcgs and univrsit.ios. Does he ofTel'inJr no difficulties to a personwish to transfor these institutions in- even of SOlan experience with a ma-chine, and providing, in the bastingto military academies ? Or is he go- required, practice for the tvro. Iting to deprive them of their two up- is undc>;' the- direct supervision ofper classes? In this question of ;\11'5. Glenna �Iorse, a domestic-sci­lowering the draft age limit there arc once student in the College of Educa­many things of this variety which tion, exporicnced in teaching sewingshould be taken into consideration. in the schools, and gr('atly desired lastsummer as instructor by the Univer-.We arc inclined to agree with Sec- I h 1 bsity Se-ttlement T'rar (' sc 00, utrctnry Baker in this immediate con-- --------------- - . .-The Student Ne,,·.pap�r of The Uninnityof ChicultoPublished morning-s, except Sunday and Mon·day. during the Autumn. Winter and SllrinKqua rt e rs by the Daily Maroon company.Arthur Baer : Mannlo!in� EditorCharleli Groene News EditorRolund Holloway __ Nh:ht EditorLewis Fbher_ llay Edito!John Jo«ellh Dny EditorHarold �tH.sbury Day EditorStanley Roth Athletics EditorRuth Falkenau _ 'Vomen'l5 EditorRuth Genzbersrer; Assj,;tant 'Vomen's EditorASSOCINl'ESLeona Bnehrnch Helen Ravitch. UUSINESS DEPARTME..""TWade Bender Business Manazcr----�---Entered lUI second class mull at the ChicazoPostoffice, Chicago, Lllj nois, Murch 13, 1906,under the uct of March 3, 1873.-�---- -� -- - ---�--------- -- ---By Car-rier, �3.00 n year: Sl.:!5 a QuarterBy Mail, $3.50 n year: $1.50 a Quarter--- ----- -Editoriul Rooms Ellis I:!Telenhone Midway 800. Local I6:!.Hours: 10:15-10:40: 1:30-6: 7-9:30Business Office Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800. Local IG:!.Hours: 10:15-10:45: 1:30-5�47ZWEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1917LOWERIXG THE AGE LDIITSecretary Baker has declared hixopposition to the suggested plan oflowering the age for national armyenlistment to nineteen years in orderthat young men may be trained formilitary duty before reaching theirmajority. That is the wayan edit­orial writer of the Daily News putsit. The writer of that editorial, whichmen now needed for war servic canbe obtained under existing- legislationhe is beside the point.The suggested plan is in the formof an amendment to the selective con-scription law, and provides that youngmen subject to training at the ageof nineteen shall not be called forwar service until they reach the ageof twenty-one years.Following a Rooseveltian principleof aggression the editorial continuesin this wise: "Existing legislationmay provide enough potential soldiersfor the nation's immediate needsCertainly in the existing' emergencythe nation's first cluty is to train 2sufficient number of soldiers for warservice during the coming year. Assoon as possible, however, the nationshould take in hand the very best ma-terial for training-young Ameri­cans between the ages of ninteen andtwenty-one years-in order that thenation may be adequately preparedtwo years hence (or any eventualityso far as man power is concerned.Congress ought to pass the proposedamendment."The editorial writer is mistakinga militaristic system for nationalpreparation. Everything that Ameri-ca is fighting for, as expressed byPresident Wilson in his variousspeeches, is opposed to the systemadvocated by this writer.And further. the writer forgetsnection. (Continued on page 4.) AMUSEMENTS GARRICK r�f!�'�1�pFIRST "POPULAR" MATINEE TO-MORROWWorld', Greatest Entertainmentl'tlt·s�rs. LI'c &: J. J. Shubert Present .\\'INTEH GARDEN'S GOHGEOUS REVUEPassing Show l:�'- 10 SItO\\'� FOR THE PRICE OF t -STARS ENOUGH FOI� -; SIlOWSSTUDEBAKER�Iatinces Wed. and Sat.Arthur Honkms PresentsMr. \Villiam GilletteIII Cbrt· Kummers ComedyA SUCC!-:SS!-'UL CALAMITYA conu-dy." Scats fifty cents totwo dollars. !!::''O to-niuht. AshbY-2!iltt..Lexicon��Ut..ARRowCOLLARSRead The Daily MaroonFor Campus NewsPRINCESS Pop. Mat. Thurs.CO W�LL WITH now OR FOUR­I�-IJA':'\V 15 cts-cach. 6 ro:9!)cts.CLUETl, PEADOOV & Co. INC-M.4KtlUThe Man WhoCame Back . 'cstr-r & Odward, Correct Dressers........ WITII........ of Men, 7th Floor Republic bhlg.Mary Nash :':\'" 3"<1 } dams streets.Ii- >'l 'Fair List Prices �CORD TIRESAn Object Lessonin'IlresIRES wear out INSIDE-not OU"rSIDE.They are burned out by internal frictionalheat, rubbed up between the plies of the tire.. Every extra ply means ex­tra w-earing out of the tire.Note the two-ply struc­ture in the rubber saturated,cable-cord' body of the Sil­vertown .tire here laid bare.TenSilvertownCordX-Cels Could you thus look into ALLtires, you would find three types:t. Jncrensed en­sine power.2. Smooth er rid-inK·3. Fuel savine,4. Speedier.S. Coo at farther,6. Start Quicker.1. Eaaierto'"uide I.8. Give Itreater .mlleaKt'·9. 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Some people have the idea that itis their heaven-sent privilege to g-oaround disillusioning cvr ryobdy theymeet. Having lost their faith ineverybody and everything, they havetaken up the task of conver-ting therest of the world.They arc the flrst to express anopinion on any subject, They arc al­ways ready to decide" any matter.They have analyzed every plan be­forehand-to them it spells failure.Their own efficiency is on the decline,for with such a philosophy .. it couldnot be otherwise.From the cradle up, our harmicsslittle illusions have made life worthwhile. For years we cherish thename of Santa Claus, and when thetime came to gh'c it up, we had no re- specializes in 'grets in the way of mistaken beliefs. PRIVATE DANCING LESSONSPossibly we existed two, even three, In a course of six lessons one canyears in blissful confidence that the acquire the steps of the Waltz, One-1· 1 . 1 step, and Fox trot,Itt e grr with the brown .pigfail was Studio 1541 E. 57th St. H. P. 2314ideally perfect. And when her aunt ==============droped the hint that she was awfullyselfish, and we ourselves saw her pull­ing her little brother's bah---why wewere grateful for the illusion just thesame.Mavbe human nature isn't all itought to be. What do we care? Itstands to reason that if we go oncrediting everybody with good inten­tions, we may sometimes make a mis­take. But what's a mistake? Theleaven of accomplishment, that's all.If the penalty for a stray illusionwhich may not be strictly true is hap­piness, a smile for. everybody. and anoptimistic viewpoint, why let's keepthe illusion.I�=-���::�IILLUSION AND DISILLUSIO�(From the University of Washin�tonDaily.)r eE3 ,L THE CAM!!!, WHISTLE ..JTWO persons we hate cordially:the member of the chapel choir whohas to read the words of the AlmaMater from a slip of paper and themember" of the audience who climbsinto his overcoat while it is beingsung. CAMPUS WOMEN BOO�TCHICAGO NIGHT SPIRITA�D GOOD FELLOWSHIP,WE know now where our dollarcontribution to the Y.M.C.A. has gone-to pay for the stationery Ha�TYSwanson uses to write to the- Whistlefrom Paris Island. Here's the sortof stuff he wastes it on:I WonderWhy Jess of the .Iibrary refusedme ..If Helen Handy is observing gum­less days.If Gertrude of Kelly hall still livesin the library-not the study.If 1\1 iss Gettys keeps a cadence of120 per minute with=her- pencil.Why Mr. Spenser gave me that F.If anyone ever found my hat.T. E. H. ic mass meeting of the year. Everybody 'comes and expects to see youthre."'·'E\·cry 'V0n:tan Should Attend"Frances Henderson said; "I cer­tainly think every woman in collegeshould" be at the dinner Fridav andreally show the University' whatschool spirit is. Chicago Night hasbeen held annually for some yearsand it is a traditional night thatshows the women of the Universityhow much pep and fun they can havewhen they get together. I 'am surethat every woman who, does not at-tend will regret it." �Marion Palmer said, "You can't af­ford to miss. Chicago Night fo:· Chi­cago women. 'It is one of the few bigaffairs of the year where you can gettogther with everybody else and feelthe thrills of college' spirit. 'It isa big pep meeting. You'll hear whatthe women are doing in the athleticfield, and you'll want to go out forsomething yourself. If you've neverbeen interested in sports before youwill be after Chicago Night.. Come outand feel for once, at least, you arean intimate part of the University.""Must Come." SaY8 Miss: Brown"If you don't go to Ute W. A. A.banquet Friday night," said MaryLois Brown, "you will regret it allyear. If you want to know what realChicago spirit and pep are, come out.The alumnae still talk about the Chi­cago nights for Chicago women theyenjoyed when they were here. Youwill have the time of your life, hon­estly! It would be like not celcbrat­ing Christmas or your birthday notto come.""To my way of thinking," saidDorothe Scholle, "there are two higreasons why every University of Chi­cago woman can't afford to miss Chi­cago Night-first, because withoutthe spirit of the University behind itour team cannot win on Saturday. andChicago Night is the very best oc­casion offered for all of us to gettogether and show our spirit; secondbecause if you don't come you willcheat yourself of a ripping goodBEST you should watch the Whis­tle carefully. We plan to publish oneof these special dispatches from ourstaff correspondent, every day for­ever.THE Mortar Boards, we begin tosee, must supplant the Quads in thiscolumn. They are giving a charitydance at the Chicago Beach hotel onDec. 1. If you sec Elizabeth Walkeror Ruth Huey approaching, don'tthink she likes-you: she just wants tosell a ticket. .So Did WeSir: Says Mr. Burgess in Sociolo­gy, "Anyone can hypnotize. It Isn'tan esoteric acomplishment.". No. Ithought the Sigmas had the exclusiverights,Q. E. D.NOTHING: pleases us so much asto pull one on a member of the facul­ty. 'Quoting, for example, from Mrs.Flint, "On Saturday afternoon, fromthree to six, in Ida Noyes hall, willoccur the first of a series of parties.etc."IT doesn't always pay-1"0 go for the Gophers.Anon.:-���� �...__,�._...._---�"-""- �.&.....:_�'-�'----'---""""_------"""_---'-- GenuiaeFrenchBriar A 'Real PipeforCollege 'MenThese "are two-of the24 �pular shapes illwhiCh you can get theStratford$1.00 aDd upWD C 'Hand MaJe$1.50 and upEach a-fine pipe,with sterlJng silver �and Jvulcanite bit.'Leading dealers in;town .prry', a full � .aa­$orbDent.�'" Select yourfavorite style.WM.-DEMUlH & CO ..New YorkNorM". ,-,.we.t Pipe Manu/GCtrnwraMISS LUCIA HENDERSHOT Woodlawn Trust& Savings Bank120. EAST SIXTY-THIRD STREETE3NEAREST BANKHome Restaurantand Lunch' to1304 E. Sixty-First StreetBet, Kimbark and Kenwood The University of ChicagoMeals 20c, 25� and upSoUP. Coffee. Bread and ButterIncluded with All Me:u Orders. Resources $3.000.000An Old. Strong BankMeal Tickets $3.30 for $3.00Free Meal to Student \Vho Secures NewMeal Ticket Customer Accounta of Faculty andStudents InvitedHome CookingMAROON BUSINESS DIRECTORYSPECIAL PRICES TO STUDENTSCorsages a Specialty1ITlorrnrr £loorr :£IUtrS1J11owrr �lJop -1377 E. 55th StreetR. L. Nelson, Prop. Phone H. P. 38&x269Fae. Exch.BEGIN SCHOOL RIGHTGo to theFashion RestaurantWe serve the best of food at pricesyou can afford. A lZood cleanplace. Try us.1004 E. 55th Street. Phone Midway 7262E.tabJi.hed 1890 .....en��a:»�-�a:»c.:»caEC.....en. a:»....ca�2:a:»-==I- -eooeJENKINS BROTHERSDry Goods and Men's Furnishings63rd St. and University Ave.�.....--�Right Goods Ris:ht Prices Rir:ht Tre:ltlllenPrinting ServiceEffective Accurate PromptThe Keefer Button CO.'1112 East 63rd StreetN� Greenwood Ave.COLONIAL PRESS1510 East 56th StreetCHICAGO Cloth Covered Buttons. Hem­stitching. Button Holes a specialty.PbH�� .III TYPEWRITING OFFICERoom 2, Lexington Hall(StenographyExpert (Copying(MimeographingPrices NominalMidway 800Local 214Telephone Midway 864Tea minute. walk from Campu.. Near I. C. R. R. StationJUST A MOMENTSubscribe today forThe Daily "Maroon"•THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1917cmD1UNICATION Kn:lPP. Florence Owens is in chargrof the decorations.It was announced yesterday thatany woman who has earned 100 points. Local Association to Hold Luncheon but who has not been initiated intothat she was already engaged to Ida For Fourteen Visitors in Ida Noyes the W. A. A. can come to this lunch-Noyes. Hall Saturday eon. It is necessary, however, tha ..Noon-Ad"isoryThe Maroon correspondent of Sa- such women have the number ofturday says: Boards Meet. points veriefid by Barbara Miller be-fore purchasing tickets.(Continued from page 2.)I have talked with graduate wo­men and undergraduates, with wo­men who live in the halls and off­campus women, with students andwith instructors, with honor womenand with women of more leisure. Ihear, what mature women say andI listen to the enthusiastic patriot­ism of young girls, and everywhereI find echoed a deep-felt regretthat we women cannot have thechance to help with our hands andour time as 'our boys' are doing."Cannot haye the chance !" I wasin the sewing room at Ida Noyes this(Monday) afternoon. There were inhand three machines, one of themelectric, a pile of cut-out garments,Mrs. Morse-and two students. The"chance" is open fifteen hours everyweek, with supervision. And groups,like Beecher hall, for example, maytake work home. It is workers whoare wanting-women and girls whorealize the situation and who, to meetit, are willing to work in that spiritof co-operation and self-forgetfulnesswhich is more needed than any othersingle thing in the world today.EDITH FOSTER FLINT. (Chairman of Committee on WarActivities of Women Students.)rr,To the editor of the Daily l\Iaroon:Because I have been sewing threeafternoons a week this quarter at IdaNoyes, and because my experiencehas been very different, I should liketo answer the criticisms of A WomanWho Wants to Sew.When I started, I knew as muchabout sewing as the average Univer­sity woman, which isn't very much.But as soon as the instructor foundthis out, I was given the necessaryinstruction. And when I rememberhow often I myself have showed girlshow to make seams and how to putgarments together, such criticism.seems curious. And when I remem­ber the number of machines I havethreaded for girls and the bobbins 1have wound, it is hard to understandwhy anyone should spend any greatlength of time trying to thread a ma­chine she doesn't understand. Andof course it is perfectly possible thata college woman can eventually learnto thread a sewing machine herself,A girl who comes in to sew is in­variably asked what she wants to do,so if she spends her time bastingwhen she can stitch, it may be partlyher own fault.I wonder if A Woman Who WantsTo Sew knows a few facts such as thefollowing- that one evening last weekwhen one of the halls had agreed tosew and all the machines and mater­ials were made ready for them, nota single girl appeared. And does sheknow that one afternoon when an­other hall had agreed to sew one girlappeared? And that as soon as theChristmas kits were finished, thegroup- which made them promptlystopped working?Afternoon after afternoon I havesat there in the rooms and two orthree and perhaps four girls havecome in to sew. Has A Woman WhoWants To Sew really wanted so badlyenough to really try to help, or hasshe decided that the work is' beingso inadequately conducted that itisnt' worth her while to do anythingbut criticize?I have hated to think that the Uni­versity women are indifferent, hut thopitiful small number of them whohave made any attempt to sew, thememory of those afternoons whennobody came to work have mane me'fr-el that this must be true. If thewomen aro rcallv conscious of the'nr-ccss.ity of war rolicf and have apatriotic dr-si rc to do some of it Tbol icvo thf'Y will at least make thoat tr-rnpt to como ann sow at Ida Nov­os. .IlEMBERS OF WISCONSINW.A.A. TO BE ENTERTAI�EDWEAKNESS OF MAROONFORWARD WALL GIVESGOPHERS THE DECISION(Continued from page 1.)to 13 defeat. Each of the varsitybacks scored against the yearlingsand Bryan and Hales counted Jor thefreshmen.In the early part of the scrimmagethe yearlings had little difficulty indriving through the varsity line forlong gains. Later the defense stif­fened and allowed the regulars toget the ball. Some of the varsityplayers have been ailing again butwill be in shape in a few days.Coach Stagg is paying a good dealof attention to the line, hoping to re­build it for the Wisconsin battle. TheMaroons are �,oping to regain thelaurels, lost so ignominously lastSaturday, by a great game againstWisconsin. Iri order to make a cred­itable showing, though, the Old Manfeels- it necessary to reconstruct hisforward wall. It is possible that achan.. ge may be made in the line-up.( Iassified" Ads.Five cents JM'1' line. No adverfise­ments for less than 25 cents. Allclassified advertisements must bepaid in advance.W ANTED-Comfortable room nearI. C. in which one can work severalhours a day without feeling de­pressed. Use of piano desired. Re­ply Box 268 Fac. Ex. After the Workoutcomes the tall glass.But what is in the glass isof even more importance todaythan it has been heretofore.·noW answers the old question of thedrink -to choose, in or out of train­j�. It is the strictly soft cerealbeverage-ell wholesome grains andimported Saazer hcps- healthful aswell as delightful++unlike any 'softdrink you ever tasted.Served at first-class restaurants, ho­tels, cafes and soda fountains every­where. Families supplied by grocer.Manufactured and bottled exclusively. byAnheuser-nu�h. St. Lorrts, U. S. ADrink: Bevo cold""'I'he all-ycar-'round 50ft drink"3U:\IARIAX G. WILSO�. Fourteen members of the Universi­ty of Wisconsin W. A. A. will be en­tertained at a luncheon to be, givenSaturday at 12 in Ida Noyes hall bythe local athletic association. DeanMarion Talbot, Mrs. George Good­speed, director of Ida Noyes hall, andthe members of the department ofPhysical Education will also be guestsof honor.Pauline Callen, president of theChicago W. A. A., will act as toastmistress, Miss Catherine Cronin, headof the Physical Education departmentwill speak for the faculty, Elsie How­ell, presiednt of the Wisconsin W. A.A. for the visitors and Pauline Levi,former president of the Chicago or­ganization, for the alumnae.Advisory Boards Will MeetThe advisory boards of the two as­sociations will hold a joint meetingSaturday morning at 8:30 in Ida Noy­es hall. An invitation had also beenextended to the board of the W. A.A. at Northwestern university to bepresent. An unofficial hockey gamebetween Chicago and· Wisconsinteams will be played at 10 on Green­wood field. Following the luncheonthe women will go to the footballgame in a group.The price of the tickets for theluncheon to which only members hayebeen invited, is thirty cents. Theycan be obtained from Ruth Haas, El­eanor Atkins, Edna Clark, FrancesHenderson, Helen Sulzbcrger andLillian Richards. The menu comit­tee is composed of the following wo­men: Esther Beller, chairman; JeanDavis, Florence Fake, Ethel Ffkany.Edna 'Cooper, Olive Gower, MaryPaCkagesofTens andTwentiea •,..•���.;....1 t·J .".).,,\.. ,.,.... ,- J .. ,., ; JII ,tilf# (tsf,t:"Snegsntl"f4'. EnpbwtlbtJoj?..,,.,-:;. ,.1of .... t}alf]n:alillHtc:m01NsF,mp;oiertoh�n:clwtl1h�betaAC1astaH.J:., ,