,'/" .... ""', ... .,. : •• :.� I.i,i •�j".t',��. ' ,�-.; .': Ir1I· �f' l�:t:f"I,f.I�r·tr�,".t�f ..i�l'.. �r\'1!.o' �..... , - .. ... " ........ .' ... : ..,:, . ,.. --»,at " ..- ' � ..,aroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6. 1917.fOUR VETERANS OFGYM SQUAD RETURNTO BUILD UP TEAMCoach Hoffer Must Depend onLast Years Freshmen toHelp Varsity.CAPTAIN VEAZEY IN SERVICEVOL. XVI. No.5. Price Five CentsEIGHT CONfERENCEELEVENS TO APPEARIN CONTEST TODAYChicago and Minnesota are OnlyBig Ten Teams WitbOpen Dates.REVIEWS GOPHER SITUATIONCoach Williams Has Five Veterans onSquad-l\lichigan to' Play North­western This Season.Eight of the ten conference teamswill engage in football games today,but there will be no clashes betweentwo Big Ten elevens. Chicago drawsa bye in. the cancelling of the Carletongame and a revised schedule at Min_'neapolis has . postpone" the Gopher:'South Dakota State contest one week.I1linois will have the toughest nutto crack in its game with Kansas.Last year the Illini won their openingbattle from the Jayhawkes 30 to 0, butany kind of a victory will be pleasingto, Zuppke this year. Wisconsin lim­bers up against Lawrence in the an­nual tussel at Madison, and in spiteof the inexperience of Coach Rich­ards team, it should be a Badger walk­over. Indiana '\\;11 face the scrappylittle Wabash team in a game thatshould be a good battle. and Purdue\\i11 attempt to outdo the 50 to 0 de­feat handed Franklin by Indiana.Michigan to Play Case.Coach Yost's Michigan team, nowa full fledged conference member, willtake on Casco An easy battle should bein sight for the Wolverines for Casefell before Ohio state 40 to 0 lastweek. Iowa meets Cornell college andand the second appearance of WiIce'sstrong Ohio team will be against OhioWesleyan. Up at Evanston the Pur­ple meets Lake Forest for the cham­pionship of the gold coast ·and an in­teresting battle always results whenthese neighbors ,meet. .Another scrimmage session is iiistore for the llaroons in the morningand after lunch the men will be ex­cused to see the world's-series gameor the Northwestern-Lake Forestcontest. Another long drill was onthe cards y�sterday. Coach Staggt handed out a new assignment of playswhich it is hoped will put the quietuson Vanderbilt 'in the first' Chicagogame next Saturday.Prep Game on Stagg Field. University high and Deerfield willmeet in a Suburban league game onStagg field this aftemoon at 2:30.WELCOME MICHIGANIt is now time to stretch out armsto receive the recalcitrant brother ofthe conference athletic fraternity.The Big Nine is dead; long live theBig Ten. The return of the Wolver-'ines has been long .expected, and fora year has been a certainty, but thered "tape of re-admitting the Ann Ar­bor' school had not been adjustedwhen the footba11 schedules weredrafted. Hence it was necessary forMichigan to fulfill contract obliga-tions with Syracuse, Cornell and Penn­sylavnia. Only because Northwest­ern could not find ari opponent for herfinal game, will Michigan make anactual entrance into conference com­petition this season. The Wolverineshave made basketball a major sport,(Continued on page 4.) CONTINUE ,DISTRIBUTIONOF DRILL UNIT UNIFORMSKhaki' Badge on Sleeve and BronzeLetters on Collar to Be Insignia ofCorps-Want More !Ien.Issuing of uniforms to men takingwork in the department of l\1ilitaryScience is not yet 'complete and willbe continued next week. It is plan­ned to have all the men in the camp­us division in khaki as soon as thework of giving out the uniforms canbe completed. The uniforms are dis­tinguished as belonging to R. O. T. C.men by the presence of D khaki badgeon the: left forearm with the letters"U. S. R. '0. T. C." embroidered inblue silk. Collar ornaments will ar­rive in a week or two.A number of new men have report­ed for drill and it Is planned to makethree companies of fifty men eachas soon as the battalion contains 150men. Men who are not taking workin the department and who would liketo may change by making arrange­ments with their deans. As only afew more men are needed is it ex­pected that the three companies canbe filled. Men who find it impossibleto take Military Science because of a.conflict in hours have been asked toplace a card giving their names andfree hours, including Saturdays, inbox 193 of the faculty exchange.During the winter quarter, whendrilling is more difficult the 'men willbe given considerable work on therifle range which has been set up inthe concrete stands on Stagg field dur-ing the summer. The range will ae­comodate ten men at, one. .time.cand,will be used to some extent this quar­ter. As soon as the companies aresufficiently proficient in marchingit is contemplated having the battalionassembled on the campus after drillperiods to have the flag lowered.Men in Military Science Two willbe divided into three' sections so ar­ranged that each man will have fivehours a week of work, Three groupswill be formed, group "A" consistingof commissioned officers and a fewadvanced privates, and a group "C"of privates. Besides the drill Tues­days and Thursdays at 3:30 and workas a body Wednesdays and Fridays at2 :30, group "A" will have class roomwork on Thursdays at 2:30, "B'Tuesdays at 2:30, and "C" Mondaysat 2:30.WOMEN FROM CAMPUSTO ASSIST LEAGUEUnder the auspices of the Children'sPatriotic League, fifteen women havebeen requested to be in the Elizabeth­an room of the Congress Hotel notlater that 2 P. 1\1., Monday October 8,to sell pledge cards, pins; etc., at amass meeting in the Auditorium atwhich Madame Sarah Bernhardt willspeak. Two girls from each hall andfrom off campus are� wanted.Women to Help Welfare WorkAll women who desire to do InfantSubscribe Today For Welfare work have been requested tosend their names to Marian Welling­Your Colle�e Paper ton, 1226 East Fifty-sixth street. Other Conference Gym Team� GreatlyWeakened Also-Organize Fenc­ing Classes Next Week.Work preparatory to training an­other championship gymnastic teamwas started yesterday afternoon byCoach Hoffer. Last year's team wasthe marvel of the country not onlycapturing the western title but alsoannexing the Eastern .Intercolleglatechampionship. But war has takenmost of last year's men and only fourveterans are left for a nucleus aroundwhich to .build this year's squad.Smith, an expert artist on the hori­zontal bar and the flying rings, Loseron the parallels and horizontal, andHibbert at tumbling and club swing-.ing are back getting into shape. El­igible material has· been somewhat(Continued on page 3.)HANCHETT, MAURER,CLARK AND HARVEY. AT TRAINING CAMPS'elr :;(bsence Makes XppomtDlent. 0Three New Men in AnatomyDepartment Necessary.Hanchett on Special !\Iisison.Dr. Maurer left the campus lastSprint to enter the first trainingcamp at Ft. Sheridan and received acommission as first lieutenant and isnow engaged in drilling the draftedmen at Camp Grant. Subsequent tohis Ft. Sheridan training Dr. Maurerwas in the east receiving special in­struction from French officers. Dr.Hanchett is on a special mission forBase Hosipital unit No. 13, in whichmany University men elisted duringthe Spring quarter. , Y. M. C. A. TO CONDUCTCHAPEL HOUR :MEETINGS FOOTBALL PLAYERSCHOOSE BRELOS TOSUCCEED PERSHINGFaculty and Former Campus Men toBe Speakers-Will Address Men onSocial, Moral, and Religious Sub- New ly -eleeted Leader Is One of[ects, Few Veterans onStagg's Team.The first of a series "f "chapelhour" meetings for -men-will be heldFriday morning, October 19, at 10:15in Cobb 12A. These meetings areto be given under the auspices of theUniversity Y. M. C. A. and unlike theFreshmen group meetings, announcedrecently, are for all University men,sophomores, juniors and seniors espe­cially, although Freshmen are urgedto attend. 'The gatherings will bereligious in tone, but essentially dif­ferent from the regular weekly chapelmeetings held in Mandel.campus.Contrary to yesterday's announce­ment, the group meetings for Fresh­men will be held in Harper instead ofEllis. These meetings will begin theweek of October 15. They will takeplace between 7 and 8 in order thatstudies will not be interefered with.The first Freshman luncheon will' beheld Friday, October 19, at 12:45 inHutchinson commons. The speakeris not yet announced...Freshman Comm.issioD to MeetFour members of the faculty of thedepartment of Anatomy of the Medic­al school have left the campus to gointo war service. The men who havegone are Prof. C.' H. Harvey, Assist­ant Prof. Elbert Clark, Dr. SiegfriedMaurer and Associate Prof. McMickerHenchett, assistants in the depart­advanced lower officers, group "B" of mentnon-commissioned officers and a few Three new appointments to the fac-ulty of the department have been an­nonunced and work in the Medicalschool, in which the Freshman classis as large as ever, is in progress.Dr. Percival Baily, formerly of North­western Medical school, has been madean associate professor. Dr. RichardWatkins has received the rank ofN .T t Books. associate. Dr. Edward J. Stieglitz hasame ex . bo .' d I .become la ratory assistant an is mClass room work for men in Mili-' the department of Microscopic Ana­tary Science Zero will follow the "In- tomy.fantry Drill Regulations" which themen will be expected to master byJune. 'In addition to this the mentaking Military Science Two "willstudy "Field Service �gulations""Signal Book," "Small Anns FiringManual," Manual of Interior GuardDuty," "Anny Regulations," and"Manual of Court Martial." Harvey at Camp Cody.Prof. Harvey is at present engagedin instructing in the Medical Reserve I All old Freshman ��misison wo­Officers Corps at Camp Cody in New i men have been asked' to meet Mon­Mexico. Various men in the Medical day at 10:10 in Lexington 14.school are looking after his depart-mental work.Assistant Prof. Clark is a captainin the Red Cross and is in commandof the University of Chicago Ambu- ate northwest to north windS.lance company which was formed onthe campus in the Spring and which isin Allentown, Pa., to which place itwas moved early in the summer. Thecompany is taking comprehensivetraining while waiting for further OT­ders. Pershing enrolledin the first ordnanceBoth members of the faculty andformer campus men engaged in the course offered at the University lastY. M. C. A. war work will speak at Spring and upon completion of thethese meetings. Such men as John work under Dean Marshall he wasNuveen, ex-'18 and Walter Krupke, dispatched to Rock Island, Ill. Laterex-'19 have already been scheduled to he was, transferred to Watervliet, N.speak. Both these men were prom- Y., at which place he is now a ser­inent campus workers, and are nowin the war work of the Y. M. C. A. geant in the ordnance corps.They will explain what work is beingcarried on by the Association in can­tonments, trenches, and prison camps.Acting-SecretarY Clarence Brownsaid of the talks by former campusmen: "We. cannot overvalue the talks shing, Norgren, and Brelos were nom-.by these men. They are our own inated for the position of captain.classmates, and can express to us bet-' Pershing, however, won out over hister than anyone the great importance two opponents after several ballotsof working with the Y. M. C. A. in had been cast.its war campaign. There is much that • .",.,. _�htJJ(U"a,¥· ,:�.Th��l��::d.ec�����,����'!::��home; it WI1! be i� these talks �t be� of the .Del� Upsilon: �ratel'D1tY-·- ;:;�,d�he can learn the things he can do. and. is pronunent m.many campus � , �:::The message of those faculty mem- ivities. He is a member ,of Skull and :.bers who are to talk wi11 be on student Crescent, Iron M�k, and the- Owl andproblems-social, moral and especially Serpent. He is also an excellent stu­religious in nature. No names have dent and is one of the University mar-as yet been announced. .For the first shals.few times the' meetings w:ill be heldweekly. Later, probably, the- meet-ings will come only every other week,Announcements will be made.on post- FORTY GATHER AT REHEARSALers placed at irportant points on theWEATHER FORECASTFair and rather cool today; moder-THE DAILY MAROON,BULL,ETINTodayUniversity Ruling bodies, Harper,E 41:Board of Admission, 9.Board of' Student Organizations.Publications and Exhibitions, 10.Board of Junio� and Senior col­Ieges, 11.Tomorrow.University religiousMandel. service,�Ionday.Chapel, Junior ColelgCy men, 10:10,Mandel.Botanical ciub, ":30, Botany 13. BELONGS TO MANY SOCIETIESIs Member of Delta Upsilon Frater­nity and Owl and Serpent-AlsoUniversity Marshal. 'Carl Brelos, '18, was chosen yester­day to succeed Frank Pershing ascaptain of the 1917 football team.Brelos, one ,of the few veterans ofthe present team, played a fast andheady game at the end ,position lastfall. At the cl�se of the season Per-..Orchestra to Give' Concerts UnderUniversity'd Supervision.Forty candidates attended the firstrehearsal of the University orchestraheld last night in Lexington gymna­sium. Tryouts for positions will beheld daily. Meetings of the completeroster, are scheduled for Thursdaynighb from 7:15 to 9:15.For the first time in its history,the orchestra is not .a free lance. TheUniversity authoritites have placed itbeneath the wing of the President'soffice, under the supervision of which.a series of concerts will be given dur­ing the year in Mandel. John BeachCragun, director of Music, school ofEducation, again will act as directorof the organization. 'War Relief Class to �Ieet.Miss Sophanisba Breckenridge willmeet the Household Administration30, Civilian War Relief, in care ofthe Soldier's Family on Mondays from3:30 to 5:30 in Cobb 16.Sigma Club to Meet.The Sigma Club \\;11 meet Mondayfrom 4 to 7 in the sun parlors of IdaNoyes hall. All members are asked11, to tbe present.Read The �i1y MaroonFor Campus News•THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OcroBER G, 1917.mite 1Jaill1 maroonThe Student Newapaper of The UDinnit)'of C'hicaaoPublished mornings. except Sunday and 'Mon­day. durinK the Autumn. Winter aDd Sprincquarters by the Daily Maroon company. A THOUGHTJust as a house divided against it­self cannot stand, a whistle divide-dagainst .itself cannot blow. The DailyMaroon offers an apology for thewindy column in the issue of today,and for all that henceforth appear.Arthur Baer .............................•_........ President In our opinion the Whistler hasn't A���!eII Be�d:.ne .... :::::=:::::::=:::::=::=::= ��� THOUGHT!BUSINESS DEI' ARTME..'!\ITWade Bender _ _ ..•........ Business. Manager------ -- ----- _-- - - --_-_-------Entered as second class mail at the ChicagoPostoffiee, Chleago, illinois. March 13. 1906.under the act of March 3. 1873.By Carrier. $3.00 a year: $1.25 a Quarte::'By Mail. $3.00 a year: $1.50 a QuarterEditorial'Rooms Ellis 12Telephone l'tlidway 800. Local 162.Hours: 10 :15-10 :45: 1 :30-6: 7-9 :30Business Office _ _ _ ._ Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800. Local 162.Hours: 10 :15-10 :45: 1 :30-5.,...,...472SATURDAY, OCTOBER, 6,1917.THE NEW UNIFORMS l\IAROON WAR NOTESThree graduates of the Universityare now training in a British Flyingschool somewhere in England forservice in the air. These airmen arcJoseph Pogue, '10, Dewey. Knight,'15, and Edward MacDonald, '14."Shorty" DesJardien, center on thevarsity !D. 1913, 1914, and 1915 is stu­dying for a commission in the secondofficer's training camp at Fort Sheri­dan.Dean Henry Gale, head of the de­partment of Physics, is taking thesame course.Editorials written about tlae mili- Lawrence Whiting, '13, is now atary science department at the Uni- staff officer under General Barry. Heversity have a curious effect of arous- is stationed at Rockford with a ranking hornets nests with unfailing of captain. He secured his militarycertainty. The department is still training in the-first training camp atFort Sheridan.young, still proving the thesis of itsusefulness, and hence results its sens-itivcness, perhaps. Yet it is import- \Valter Bowers, breast stroke swim­ant, and so has many advocates and mer on last year's team, is now gen-possibly a few antagonists; for this eral activities chairman of the Y. 1\1.reason, perhaps, do editorials concern- C. A. cabin at the Great Lakes NavalStation. He is' working under Martin·ing it have their disturbing effect. Bickham, secretary of the associ a-But the truth is mighty, and must tion on the campus last year.prevail .. However efficient and capableand worthy the department may haveproved itself in its various phases ofactivity, now a definite misfortune hasbefallen it. Although it i� no faultof the 10caJ officials' but rather theresult of the current supply anddemand problem, yet the fact remainsthat the new uniforms are, to put itmildly, .not suitable for campus use. Albert Mann, '14, has been orderedto report at the Ordnance arsenal atSan AntOl{io, Texas. He was a mem­ber of the second ordnance class underDean 'Marshill. Carl Birdsall, busi­ness manager of the Daily Maroon in1915, is a member of the same unit. Every Minute CountsWhy you should subscribe today forThe Dail y Maroon•Remember your brother or friendin the trench or camp.•1.•Remember your parents at homeare interested in what you aredoing.2.Remember this is the only wayto keep infouch with Univer­si ty affairs.3.4. Remember this is YOUR collegepaper. ·OfficesoEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTTHE STAFFArthur Baer ManaKing EditorCharles Greene - _......... News Editor Arthur Foster, varsity end in 1915,Roland Holloway _ .. __ ._ NiKht EditorLewis Fisher __................ Uay Editot is now a member of the LaFayetteJohn Joseph - _ - Day Editor Esquadrille in France. Foster wentHarold Stansbury Day Editor=====-===�::;=====_ to Paris in March to join the Ameri-ASSOCIATES can Ambulance Field Service. HeLeona Bachrach Ruth Genzberger served in that organization till AugustRuth Falkenau Helen RavltdlWilliam Morgenstern 1 when.he passed the examination forthe aviation corps.- Ellis 12-14-GREEN CAP PASSES AWAYUNWEPT, UNHONORED, - ANN 0 U NeE MEN TEditor Madden and Business ManagerPriebe Make Satisfactory Explana- During the past month we opened a new and extensive Sporttion of Failure to Save Walker's Shop, covering about 5000 square feet of fl00r space downstairs in ourHope and Pride. present location-1OO South Michigan Avenue.The Green Cap is dead.It never was very healthy anyway.Wendell Walker made the mistake ofstarting it way back in 1915 when hedidn't know any better. He proceed­.ed on. the. hypothesis that the DailyMaroon did not print all the news,particularly Freshman news. His as­sumption, of course, was all wrong.Before the year was up the Freshmanpaper had consumption, exczema, St.Vitus' dance, influenza, locomotorataxia, and measles.Coarse> WorkLast Spring Walker inveigledFrank Madden, '20, and others, includ­ing Constance Bross, into trying topulmote the old dyspeptic back intoa semblance of pep. No luck. Aftera few weeks they decided to changethe character of the Freshman news­paper to that of a college humorousmagazine. The issue containing thatannouncement of policy was the fun­niest, it is maintained, that was everprinted ,and for that very reason. Butthe board of Student Publications IIcouldn't see the joke. The petitio­filed by the Green Cap did not matchthe new policy and so publiication :_was suspended. :"It looks as if it were going to be la hard winter," said Frank Madden, I�Ylan').g�nIT editor, when asked about Ithe Freshman bi-weekly yesterday.Priebe Explains -"TIle autumnal cqu.nox," addedFrank Priebe, business manager, whohad been approached on the same sub­ject, 'came very early this year, did'tit ?:,Wendell Walker coulr' not bereached yesterday. He nad escaped.l._ .,. '-�"'wn. P ...... ,\·:th the TT-h'crsityAmbulance company. There to(�( . s: ra;c h-s rr-pontance and histransference of all ('giaT1(,(" he willwrite letters for thc Daily Maroon."Pete" Russell, captain of the 1915This is not a sartorial column, and football team, , ... ·as commissioned lieu-"the question of style and fashion have tenant at the first Fort Sheridanno place here, but the defense of uni- camp. Later this rank was changedversity dignity is surely legitimate. to first lieutenant in the regular army.This matter of the new uniforms isone that concerns university dignity.The men that will wear them objectseriously and sincerely, and the uni­versity members that look at themhave already objected' with just �much seriousness and sincerity.Some means ought to be' taken toremedy the situation. Even the oldScore club outfits would be better tosec.t,i.i SO�IETHING TO DOThe Daily Maroon herebr makes theannouncement that an unlimited num-1)('1' of positions are open on the busi­ness staff of the paper. The compcti­t inn f'or the position of business man­a:;('1" of the 1!H8-1!) staff will not beginunil sornr- timc durinc the Spring(�t':l'" r-r ; but tho present business staffi:- \'::l1ing- to t ako men now ann traintl'r, : . () a cr-rtnin cl('gr�� of dexteritya" ,1 (f:j..-jl'r('y br-f'o re tln! contest prop­('T' will open.Thr- (m('r� opr-n arc those of busi­rr'" ;1J:('nt�, or advertisement solicit­roo:-. T11<: work is financially rcrnu­pr-"a� in', and is also valuable in the;1 ':J'!� and cpl:llity of experience toh" '�:lin('(1. T11(' training will do aJ ,:>_' �lral toward fitting out a man;r . r-l+-ost any position in the 'ach'cr-1;-' ,� world. These.throe inrluccmcntra" �O� to he scorned, Any member oft' p... ivorsity is f'rr-e to apply.•.' Nathaniel Runbinkam, a brother ofHenry and graduate of the Univer­sity a number of l ears ago, is ensignon the battleship Arkansas. His shiphas been employed recently in pat­rolling the Atlantic coast from Maineto the Bermudas looking for U-boats.Harry Gorgas, '16, and WilliamBoal, ex-'18, are at the ordnance campat Watervliet, N. Y. Gorgas is Or­dnance sergeant, Moore is sergeant ofordnance, and Boal is mess sergeant.Richard Mathews, '16, former cir­culation manager of the DailyMaroon, is cnroute to France to join.hc aviation corps there: Before leav­ing this country he made his first:light as a passenger in an armyplane.Harold Swift, '08, member of the'voard of trustees of the University:is in Russia on a special commisionuvostigating conditions in that coun-1·�·.Edward Hubble, former universityaskcthall man, is now captain ofinfantry at Camp Grant, Rockord.Harry Hansen, author of the 1908"Iackf'riars play, recently returned to--:h icago from the war zone where he'as war correspondent for the Chi­",-fTO Daily News. To Men and Women Who Enjoy Outdoor SportsIt is our intention to have this new shop the most attractive one inAmerica, featuring everything used for soH and outdoor pastimes.In this new shop are three soH courts, where you can practice andimprove your same, with a Scotch expert to sive you advice withoutcharge.CAPPER'SSPORT SHOPT elephone our Sport Shop and make reservationsfor use of courts.Randolph 6034100 South Michigan Avenue ChicagoVENUSotPENCILTHE perfec:tion of pencilquality-un­equalled forsmoothness, uni­formity of gradingand durabiUty.17 black degrees'from 68 softest toto 9H hardest, andhard and medium(indelible) copy­ing.Look. for the Ji3tinc­tioe VENUS finishl r"'-', .-'"*rL1:41' ccctbthWIIn:chpeiscthit<iSIthm,011w:Wofso1ilmerIiI.- fllojGI'" . wsratlce,. I"hslr1"b," wfl,t.,. et:r�tvthtsIrrt...�.r'.t·iJ ..I !r' .�..;J .... J.'II,. � t:,.. " ' .t..'"1,.•THE 'DAILY' MAROON� SATURDAY, OcTOBER .6, 1917 •'.Lindemann, Coach Hoffer's star al­around man was graduated last year'while Gernon, three-time Conferencechampion in the club swinging event,is now continuing his course in medi­cine at Rush Medical College. Tiffany,one of the most promising sopho-'mores, is now enlisted in the OrdnanceCorps which is stationed at Water­vliet, New York."Although a heavy 108er as a resultof the war conditionsvI am very wellpleased with the number and qualityof the men who put in their appear­ance at our first meeting," said CoachONE THING that makes this Hoffer, yesterday. "Gymnastic teamswhistle good today is that George, throughout the "Big Ten" are certainto be weaker this year than last butthe copy boy, put us into a good already Chicago's prospects bid fairhumor dropping the University regis-ter on our imitation Borsalino and for another championship team."stalking rapidly out, polishing his Phi Can for Fencers.Psi pin as he went. Fencing classes will be organized"THE RUMOR that five baggage next week and Coach Hoffer is very'men have resigned their positions with anxious that all men who are inter­the Parmelee Transfer company be- ested in fencing whether they havecause of the man-killing labor in-' ever had any previous experience orvolved in the University trunk rush," not to come out immediately, Thewrites an unknown, "is unconfirmed." only members of last year's team whoMAROON headline--"New faces on are back in college are Gerard, COTt­Law faculty." God knows they need. ference champion in the foils and Bar-them."'" -I ry, a broadsword man. .[' THE � WBJSTLE ]THE SLACKER.There's nothing at all I detest,'There's nothing at all I despiseHalf so much as a guy who comesthrough with the cry:"Oh, I'd be exempt on my eyes."The management. has decided thatthe Whistle shall not blow oftenerthan once a week this quarter. Itwasn't funny any oftener than thatlast year, they think. Saturday waschosen. because nobody reads the pa­per on that day. Now that Abe Han­isch doesn't come around becausethere aren't any cigarettes in the ed­itorial chambers and Harry Swansonisn't here to write something funny,the office has been scoured for themost useless member of the staff, theone who doesn't do anything else any­way and so may as well write theWhistle. Dot's I'm, Rebecca.Next!Those pin feathers on the backof your neck will hereafter be shavedso close that that cylinder will looklily white as the driven snow, in amaner of speaking. Doc Bratfish'semporium has installed new electric'lights.Next!BEFORE the Psi U service flag wasflung to the breeze, the great numberof men back in college gave CharlieGreene the impression that the housewas full of slackers. "I suggest," hesuggested, "that a poster be hung ina Psi U window reading, 'A man fromthis house is in the service of hiscotfntry'."l\lr. Dooley Among Us.Sir: Again appears the freshmanwho naively inquires for the thirdfloor of Ellis. L. D.THE BASEMENT of the old Betahouse is flooded. Two of the brothersstored there for the period of therushing season are reported to bewater logged. Now they are wetterbirds than ever.A ThoughtOne of the duties of a umble wizzleris to demonstrate obsequious rever­ence for the managing editor'. Never­theless, ours is the ipinion that thereason that gentleman wasted fortywords apologizing for this column isthat he didn't have A THOUGHT •...'.Il : CeaameFrenchBriar A Joamaliatic VeniODThe printer is crying for copyau\! hardly a thing has come in,Ye; svr •• ehow we sell all our papers,How delightfully rapidly the remu­neration rolls into the till. Delivers on campus. We haveagencies in the Dormitoriesand at Kaiser Bill's. First­Class Work at ReasonableTHE ONE OFFICIAL LAUNDRY.IMy First Impressions of CollegeBy A. Freshman. .The first day I came to ChicagoUniversity 1 didn't know just whatto do so I went to Cobb hall and Ididn't hardly want to ask anybodywhat 1 should do if they knew it andso finally I asked a man. I think hewas what you call a semaphore. Hesaid I should of gone to Mandel hallto hear Dean Lovett what he had tosay but another fellow' said I shouldgo to the Alpha Delta apartment be-cause they would need me this year. ButI couldn't .find them; nobody had everheard of it. I wasn't very much im­pressed my first day but if I join theThree-quarters club 1 know I- will beat least I think so. Prices. ..Starlight Laundry Co.•Service PricesThe Drexel TheatreSATURDA Y -Double FeatureRoscoe- Arbuckle "Oh! Doctor"Ray Stewart., "The Devil Dodger"SUNDA Y -SpecialOlive Thomas "Brodaway, Arizona"Pearl White "The Flat Ring"A GRAFONOLAFRo�:u$10-$225The Woodlawn Phonograph Co.1314 East 63rd StreetSEVEN for Brelos!MIDWAY 1960 OPEN EVERY NIGHTLEADER of the 1917 champs!Garcon. Chop Suey RestaurantUNDER NEW MANAGEMENTSteaks and Chops. Special Breakfast6:30 to 8:30CHUNG HUA LO1320 East 55th StreetFOUR VETERANS OFGYM SQUAD RETURNTO BUILD UP TEAM(Continued from page 1.)Pool Room in Connectionincreased by the addition of severalpromising men from last year's fresh­man team.,' House, Hibbard, andSeidenodle have all had more or lessexperience and will undoubtedly beregular performers when the intercol­legiate season opens.Veazey, captain-elect of the 1918squad, is now in service and as yet noone has been elected to fill the vacan­cy. Veazey was judged by coachesboth in the East and West to be thestar tumbler of the country last year.Dyer and Huls the side horses com­bination that took first in every dualmeet last year will be missed thisyear. SAM RILEY- BARBER SHOPWe make a specialty of haircuttingTel. Midway 1968 1005 E.. 63rd St.THE DAILY MAROONHeartily recommendsmitt i1uruty ®rt}ft!itraSERVICEFor Your Alumni Dances,Clubs and Fraternities .For alrarigements inquire of.. ,n·: .'(o\J{VEY ORCHESTRASGEORGE W, KONCHAR. ManlgerPhone Harrison 1147 900 LJ'tOD Bld�.Club Swinger at Rush.J�JRKHas it occurred to you thathalf the result lies in the De- 'veloping and Printing? Weinvite a trial order for com­parison.THE 'DUDLEY SHOP1128 East 63rd' Street..West of University Avenue.I BEGIN SCHOOL RIGHTGo to theFashion RestaurantWe serve the best of food at pricesyou can afford. A good cleanplace. Try us.1004 EAST FIFTY ·FIFTH STREET• Classified Ads,A'ReaI PipeforCoDege Men Five cents per line. No adverttse­ments for less than 25. cents. Allclassified advertisements must bepaid in advance.TYPEWRITER FOR SALE-Ham­monel machine almost las good asnew for less than half price-6046Woodlawn avenue, 1st apt.These are two -of the24 popular shapes inwhiCh you can get theSfTatFord$t.OOand upW D C Hand Made$t.50and upEach a fine pipe,with sterling silver ringand vulcanite bit.;Leading dealers intown � a full as­Sortment. Select yourfavorite styb.WM. DEMUTH & CO. FOR RE�T-8 ROO�I, BEAUTI-fully furnisheel house. Everymodern convenience. Nice yardporch, water heater, steam 'lwat:white enamel woodwork, hardwoodfloors, oriental l�gS, 10 ton hardcoal, in basement, Imme(liate pos­se:slon. , Very close to Univcrsit.y5416 Eilts avenue. �tidway 66.'l8,FOR RE1\T�no�ms fo� stud t6046 Woodlawn avenue 1st apetn s,. OR REXT ' "«..." . -FurnIshed room for two. en or W:')m('n Snl lid"T' ".. I' ('n( 1 now flathlce )o('atio <:'14 « ,J-. ,,' n. Q per month. 5610.r;I"!'!(]0 aw'nu(', l st apt,New York"Y_IJ·. '-r.�.t Pi". ManaFoehnwra On Shore and OffSoft in the strictest sense, but a thorough­going man's drink-gives you the full flavorof wholesome grcias and the nip and fra­grance of genuine Dohcmian Saazer Hops.Try Bevo by itselr-see how good it makesthings to eat taste.Served at the best places everywhere.Families supplied by Srocers.Manufactured and bottled exclusively byAnheuser-Dusch. St. Louis. U. S.A.Bevo should be aerved cold·7he all-ycar-'rouncl 50rt drink"Miss Lucia HendershotDanc:inA Class beAins Monday, October 8,'at 8 P. M.10 Lessons $5.00Hyde Park 2314mlft lIngltsibt 'rt!i!iPRINTERS-LINOTYPERSENGRAVERS-DIE STAMPERSChurch, Society and CommercialPrintinsCollege W ork a SpecialtyPrinUT. of th. Daily MaroonE233 Cottage Grove Ave. Tel. Mid. 4289CO WT".:.LL WITII BOW OR FOUR--1�-nA�"D IS eta. each. 6 fo:- 9:» eta.a.uET1� PEABODY s-co, INC.MI9iaRSComplete Your RegistrationSubscribe Today lorThe Daily MaroonMake the coming year an enjoyableand successful one for yourself bykeeping in touch with all campusactivities through its columns.Yearly subscription,By the. quarter $3.001.25Offices Ellis 12-14 •JU• i .,' ". "",THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY; OCOOBER 6, 1917.#J FairTreatmem tC-' I1'-=lFair Listl\ices [<SOOD,RICH,SILVERTOCORD TIRESAn ObjectLesson in 1l�WRES wear out INSIDE-not OUTSIDE.They are burned out by .internal frictionalheat, rubbed QP .between the plies of the tire.Every extra ply means ex­tra wearing out of the tire.Note the two-ply struc­ture in the rubber saturated,cable-cord body of the Sil­vertovvn tire here laid bare.TenSilvertownCordX-Cels Could you. thus look into ALLtires, you would find three types:1. Increased en­IPnepower.2. Smooth er rid-iDIr.3. Fuel aavinlE'.4. Speedier •.S. Coaat farther. Cotton fabric, with five to seven .. swathes;Thread-web, a five to seVen plybase of strings;Cable-cord, the unique patent-pro­tected, two-ply structure, foundONLY in Silvertown, the origi­nal Cord Tires.It stands to reason that Silver­town tires, trade-marked with theRED - DOUBLE- DIAMOND,with but two' plies will outlastmany-ply tires with their multi­'plied heatYou, cannot afford to be without theirsmart' appearance, smoother-riding ele­gance, and their gasoline-saving economy,THE B.'F. GOODRICH COMPANYAKRON, OHIO� makers of the famous fabric tiresGoodrich Black Safety TreadsATHLETICS FOR WOMENRECEIVE GOOD STARTOPU EVENINGShockey season look very bright,"said Mis's Katherine Cronin, head ofthe department of Physical Education."More than sixty experienced playerscame out yesterday and showed sur­prisingly good form considering thatthis was the first practice. We arevery eager, however, to increase thesize of the' squad and want every wo­man who' k"110WS the game to turnout." be held at 8 :30 Monday and again onThursday at the same time.Physiography Class to HikeSixty Hockey Players Report for FirstPractice - To Hold MassMeeting Wednesday. Beginning classes in Geology willleave on a field trip this morning, at8:03 from the Illinois Central sta­tion at 63rd street and Dorchesteravenue. They will visit the sanddunes near Millers, Ind., returningabout 4.12 this afternoon.Arrangements for women's athlet-ics for the Autumn quarter were givenimpetus yesterday at the first prac­tice of advanced hockey players. An­nouncement has been made that amass meeting for all 'Women interestedin playing the game will be held Wed­nesday at 4:15 at a place to be an­nounced later. The first practice foradvanced swimemrs will be held Mon­day at 4:30."Our prospects for a successful To Organize Class Team.In addition to the regular seniorand junior college teams class t�amswere organized last year and provedso successfal that the plan will, in allprobability, be followed again thisyear. The next practice for bothSenior a�d Junior college women witl Phone Midway 1960 We deliYer-FOR-New Dance RecordsNew Song HitsThe Woodlawn Phonograph Co.1314 E. 63rd STREET (Continued from page 1.) 1916 teaInremained in college. Now in­stead of having a veteran team thatwas assured of the championship al­most before the curtain rose on the1917 season, Williams must begin atthe very bottom to build a brand newteam allover again. It is a task thatwill try the veteran coach to the ut­most, but fans who remember thegreat finish of the Minnesota team in1914 when Williams started the yearwith only two seasoned men, are cer­tain that the Gophers will be in thebattle from the start, and by the endof the season will be represented byanother great team like those whichhave been turned out for the last tenyears in the Twin Cities.EIGHT CONFERENCEELEVENS TO APPEARIN CONTEST TODAYand will meet all of the conferenceteams this winter.It will be impossible to rank Yost'steam in the conference standing thisfall, and only an inference of thestrength of the Maize and Blue can begained from its battle with the Purple.Some of Michigan's eastern contractshold over for next fall, but by theseason of 1919 all relationship withPenn and Cornell will be severed. .Yost Loses Many PlayersIf coach Yost could build a teamaround the veterans of last year'steam who are now in naval trainingat Great Lakes, he would have a for­midable eleven. ,The boring Maul­betsch is gone, but Sparks, about thebest bet for all-western quarterback,and Boyd, Weimann, and Peach areback. Froemke, the star of the fresh­man backfield, is looked upon as acoming star. It is difficult to forecastthe probable showing of the Wolver­ines because of the late start in prac­tice, and the meager reports dis­patched by Ann Arbor correspondents.Michigan, like Chicago and N orth­western, must elect a new captain.Fullback Pat Smith, leader-elect ofthe Ann Arbor team, is in the Navy. •Captain Hauser Is l\IainstayWilliams has Captain George Haus-:er, considered by many Gopher fansto be the greatest tackle the westever saw, and who, like Howard Bucktwo years ago at Wisconsin, was notgiven a place on any of Walter Camp'sthree All-American teams which haveafforded so much amusement in thewest, is back in school this year.Hauser is one side of the line in him­self. Con Ecklund, a fine guard, VillaVan Nest, quarterback who, if heis as fearful as his name will be an­other Long, Kingsley fullback, under-,study to Wyman, and Flynn, Baston'send 'mate are the five "1\1" men backin school at Minnesota. The famousBaston- Wyman forward pass com­bination is in khaki, dashing JoeSprafka . married, Mayer graduated,Long in service-and so it goes downthe line of Gopher stars.Practice started late and severalmen are yet expected to report, butnone of last year's team are anticipat­ed. Owing to the late opening ofschool Minnesota has revised, itsschedule by dropping Montana, andmoving the first two games back aweek. The Gophers, like Chicago, willplay only six games. Indiana takes theplace of Iowa on their card,Review Is Last of Seriesl\IINNESOT A'S GLOOMFrom the local perspective, the twoschools in the conference which havethe most right to wailing about theloss of veterans are the Maroons andGophers. Chicago has four veteransout of eighteen back, and no secondstring squad left, and Minnesota haslost all but five of twenty-four win­ners of the "M" on one of the great­est football teams that ever decorateda gridiron.Doctor Williams can> squawk hisheart out about the hopelessness ofthe situation and none will say "Theusual bear story." There was everyreason to believe that . one, or twochampionships were certain to accrueto the Northmen if a nucleus of the This review of the Gophers COD­eludes the Daily Maroon resume of theoutlook in the different conferencefootball camps.• , . .aRKON 84Note that this three­piece aluminum bodybolts directly to theten-inch-deep frame ..That is a master stroke inmotor car design.It does away withwood sills. Permitsthe floor of the bodyto he eight incheslower t h a n you'llfind it in most cars.That means a lowcenter of gravity-. -an easy riding andsmartly stylish car.The.. 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