Vol XV. No. 134. ··�I :-'. ,-at aroonUNIVERSITY OF CmCAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 3,1917. � .. .-Price 5 CeataMAROON TRACK TEAMWINS DUAL CONTESTFROM NORTHWESTERNChicagO Annexes Ten Firsts AndTwelve Seconds In Annual,Meet At Evanston.SMART IS INDIVIDUAL STARGraham � Fifteen Points AndFieber 'I'IlirteeD F:OI' Vandty­Feaentein Takes 100 Ycl.Dash.-" Chicago track team defeated North­westem at Evanston yesterday in a0�8ided meet by the score of 94to 42. The Maroons started at the'beginliing to pile up points and scoredfirst and second in the 100 yard dash.Coach Stagg's· team captured ten firsts. while' the Purple only annexed four.The result of the 100 yard dashwas one of. the s�rises of the meetas Northwestern bad been concededfirst and second. Feuerstein took afiret, while Brinkman of. tile Ma­%"OGII8 added three points. . Tenneyeasily 'Won the mile with a . lead offl." yanls over his teammate, Swett.The 220 y� dash was the closestrace of the meet, Feuerstein. be­ing' nosed out by Smart of' Northwest­ern by a scant foot. Barker of thePurple was a 'poor third.Graham Fon:es Smart.·Another reversal of the dope oc­curred when Gnmam of'Chicago push­ed the eensational Smart in the 120yard hurdles. Bent �k 'third. The440, whic:b had also been concededto N cnt.hweatem, added six morepoints to CJPeago�s tOtal when Clark,breezed in an easy winner and Greenetook a third. Snyder won the twomile eventoy' a great spurt in the"final quarter.Chicago aeored a slam in. the halfwhen Jones� 'ptis and �c&sh fin­ished in the order named. The fieldeventa, alao were decided in Cbiea-(C� 011 "".. 4),\''\T� Recite Freueh' Poems.The l'renc:h club will meet Mondayat" in the library of Ida Noyes hall.Assistant Prof. Henri Charles David,of the French department, will givea recitation of French romantic p0-ems. Professor David is well knawnfor his effective recitation of Frenchpoems, All who are �nterested havebeen invited to attend.WEATHER FORECAST.Fair. SH«htly rising temperature.l\locknte ftriabIe wiDdLTHE DAILY MAROONBULLETIN.r, �y. ,Chapel, eellele of Commerce aaclAd.iDistra� coDege 01 EdDcatioD10:10. MudelDiYiaity chapel, 10:10. HaskellFaculty 01 the college of Educa­tJoa. 3:30, Blah'e 205.Junior Astronomical dub, .c:35, Ry­eI"8OIl 35., Joaraal aad Historical club inPhysiolon', 5. Playsiology 16.Why the United States Is at War",VL,7,Maadei.To.orIOtf.. DITbIItT c:IaapeI, 11:11, BaReD.Genua OaTenatoi1l c� .c,N.,...GenuaIe ... 8, 1218 E.. FVtJ-.stIl ---�I ... "- •• pIIIItaa.... · ... N.,..I. DISCUSSES CAUSES OFPRESENT FOOD CRISISDean Davenport Declares Lack ofLabor and Organized Co-operationAre Reasons for ShortaCe-MayRaise Acricultural Army.Shortage of labor and the lack oforganized co-operation in agriculturalmatters are the causes of the presentshortage of food, according to DeanEugene Davenport, of the College ofAgriculture at the University of Illi­nois, who discussed land cultivationduring the war at a meeting in Kenttheater yesterday afternoon. Theplans for an agricultural army to meetpresent emergencies were outlined atthe same meeting by Captain IJ. A.Shunk, originator of the scheme."Last' year our wheat crop was'about four hundred million bushelsshqrt, and the shortage in Canada waseven more- serious. The Russian sup·ply is, bottled up in that country andthe amount grown south of the equa­tor is not appreciable. The men ofEurope hav� forsaken' the land -to goto war, and provided even that therewas sufficient labor, 'Production wouldstill. be criPlPIed by the lack of fertil­izer. We must therefore feed notonly ourselves. b�t also .the allies.People Are Wastinc Time."In spite 'of this, people are wast­ing time in frivolities and laborersare leaving the farms to supply lux­uries. The typical farm of today con­sists of one hundred and twenty -to'three hundred and twenty acres, withone man and a boy to work it. Labor'is scarce and inefficient. The faemerhas found that such labor as he can­o'btain is so inexperienced and care­less as to be more destructive thanuseful 'and constitutes a total loss.The farmer, therefore, decides to dothe work alone, because, though hisagricultural, product is less, his netprofit is gtreater. The farmer has theland and the implements; it is for usto 'supply the Iabor,"It is unnecessary for us to sbortenour rations. If all the people 'Who areagitating that and making fine re.solu-·tions would go out and farm therewould be no food problem. A largenumber of students from' the Agricul­tural College 0 fthe University ofIllinois have gone to work in theCanadian wheat fields. It is' thatsort of assistance that is needed. Itis a good thing to begin gardeningcity lots, but we must not expect, toomuch from that sort of work. Theground is_ not in condition, and peo­ple should confine their efforts to thecultivation of the coarser vegetablesthat can be easily produced. Potatoesparticularly should be raised in great'quantities. But chiefly we shouldsupply the farmer with intellgientlabor."Shunk Urges Consenation.Captain Shunk added a plea for theconservation of energy and resourcesand outlined the !plan for organizingthe needed labor. The plan is to havea military organization for the sakeof discipline. A �ill is now pendingin Congress providing for the estab­lishment of an agricultural armywhich can be trained by experts and. shifted from place to place as neces­sity demands. Many suggestions havebeen made by Dean Davenport andendorsed by Governor Frank O. Low­den, who has himself offered the useof his .large farm to the government.The plan wilt enablc many individ­uals to serve the country who caDnotserve in other capacities. An oppor­tunity will be giYCD to WOIDfll to eII-'list as cooks. The work will be 'IUIderthe directioa of the 'Decw1meDts ofWar aDd Agriculture. - HAVE NO RIGHT TOIMPOSE DEMOCRACYON WORLD: MATHEWSSpeaker Declares United StatesEntered Present Conflict To. Save German Liberalism.PROF. SHOREY TO GIVE TALKWill Deliver Sixth and Last Lectureof Series TOnicht on Civiliza­tion's Stake in War.\VIe have no more right to imposedemocracy on the world than Ger­many has to impose autocracy on thewarld, according to Dean ShailerMathews, head of the Divinity school,who delivered the fifth of the seriesof six lectures on "Why the UnitedState.s Is in the War," before a publicmeetingheldlast night ,a:t 7 in Mandelhall., The subject of .Dean Mathews"address was "American Democracy.and World Politics:; Prof. Mathews..said:"We have' no more right to shootdemocracy into Germany than Ger­many has, to shoot autocracy into anyother people. We must not use force.Democracy must come .to a people.more through education than anyother process. We are not going intothis war for the sake of beating Ger'many. We are going into it to saveGerman, liberalism, which has .beencrushed into acquiescence with theplans of their German autocracy.Autocracy Has Its Ideals.,'.!But even autocracy has its ideals.And these ideals are applied where• they are most efficient. German. au­·tocracy first crushed German 'liberalthinking and .then taught it to believein the message and propagation ofautocracy; I'he, present attitude ofmind of the Germar. people is a won­derful example of the ideals 'of auto­cracy. The German of today believesreligiously in the superiority of Ger­man Kultur. To him the German Kul­tur gathers together the -quintessence�f all that, which is good from allother cultures and civilizations, andtherefore it is the duty of every loyalGerman citizen to spread this Kultur,using force and blood and iron wher­ever and whenever necessary."And so we see militarism and an­tocracy putting themselves'" into theworld under the guise of a great ideal- •istic movement of reform-the Ger·man Kultur, We see that the Ger­man philosophy of state is to refuseits people any liberty at all and thenput' itself forth so as to seem that ithas a blazing mission from AlmightyGod to spread to the rest of theworld.UN; opposed to this spirit of mili­taristic autocracy we have -the forcesof democracy, as embodied in theideals for which 'we allies are fight­ing. Our developmcnt and our 'Pol­icy have continually been totally dif­ferent from those of Germany. ' Andso we may view the war from thestandpoint of bcing the culminationof a great process, in which the forceshave, been autocracy with its stiflin�effects on free thought on the onehand and democracy with its empha­sis on the' development of the indi­vidual, and its doctrines of freedom,"-Prof. Paul Shorey, hdtd cI theGreck department, will deliver thesixth and last of' the series of lec­tures tonight � "} in Mandel ballThe .subject -of his address will be,MCivUization's Stake iD the War�"..... a.It�. __fI'he ScJatMm dab wilt meet to-1DOI'IOW' at ,_ ill Ida MOJU./ I\V AR WILL NOT AFFECTINTERSCHOLASTIC MEETOfficials Decide to Hold Annual Con­tests Despite Condition of Inter­national Affairs - Entrance ListProMises to Set Record.The Sixteenth Annual Interschol­astic meet will be held June 2 OIlStagg field, in spite of recent Inter­national developments, according toannouncement made yesterday byWilliam Boal, chairman of the meet.The University officials consideredseriously the cancellation of theevent, but decided that athletic sportsare a boon to American military ef­ficiency rather than a detraction, andas a result determined to hold thecontests as usual.At the present time the meet prom­ises to surpass all its 'Pre<iecessors inthe number of entries. Since the Uni­versity of Michigan and, 'the Univer­sity of Illinois have catted off theirannual interscholastic contests manyhigh schools which have heretoforeconfined themselves to one meet ·willbe represented at Chicago on June 2-• ,May Bar Academies.The Athletic department is nowconsidering the advisability of bar­ring academies from competition inthis year's games. In the past about3,000 invitations have been sent outto both high schools and academies,but owing to the greater average ageof academy men over high schoolathletes and the consequent corn"plaints 'by the latter, the Interschol­astic officials are thinkink of limitinitthe entrants to high 'school men only.This question, will 'be decided withina few days and the entry blanks willbe'mailed before .the end of the week.Two changes have been made .incommittee chairmen for the Inter­scholastic, Sigmund Cohen has re­placed Harold Uehling.as head of theBanquet committee because of thelatter's ineligibility, and JosephWheeler is' chairman of the Enter­tainment committee instead of Sum­ner Veazey, who has been forced torelinquish the 'Position because of thelarge amount. of college work he iscarrying.The Interschola�tic commissionwhich is in charge of the affair, ·hasalready started its work and will meetfor the first time Wednesday night inthe Reynolds dub.MARSHAL JOFFRE ANDPARTY TO BE GUESTSAT DINNER SATURDAYManrhal Joffre, former PremierRene Viviani, and others of theFrench envoys will be guests of theUniversity at a diilner to be givenSaturday. The party will arrive inOhieago ,Friday, and will be entertain­ed by the City for two days.PROfITS FROM �UALINTERCLASS HOP TO'GO TO RELIEF FUNDIn spite ef the discussion as tothe advisability of eaneeling the In­terclass Hop on account of the war,it has been definitely decided to givethe Hop on May 29. Those in c:hargefeel that since the profits are to beturned over to American war relief,.!tie Hop will be distinctly in order .The program will consist of eight­een dances and four extras. The menwill dress according to custom inwhite flannel trousers and blue coats.and the women in light summerdreaes. Admission will be two dol.Ian and a half for two people.Sitrma Na aanoellccs the pledgiDg,of Frau 01iYel'. of Sioux City, Ia. HOLD FINAL DRESSREHEARSAL OF PLAYTONIGHT IN MANDELFirdt Production Of Bladdriars, .Performance To Take PlaceTomorrow Night.ORCHESTRA IS EXCELLENTJ. Beach Crapn Declares MusiciansAre Best in City-EverythingReady for Curtain Ben.The second dres rehearsal for "AMyth in Mandel" the 1917 Blackfriarscomic opera, was held last night in,Mandel. One more 'dress rehearsalwill take place before the first per­formanc on Friday night of this week.The show will be presented also onSaturday, May 5, and on Friday andSaturday May 11 and 12 ... , ....'Lights, orchestra. properties, seen­ery and costumes at last night's ere­hearsal were complete in every 'detail,The performance was carried out ex­actly except for a few necessary inter­ruptions from Coach Hamilton Cole­man, as it will be on Friday night.The featur,e, which the managementwishes to keep' secret, " elicited 'sur­rprise on the part of some of thoseadmitted to the rehearsal, who de­clared it looked more' like the Hip­podrome or some such extravaganzathan a college amateur play._Orchestra Is City's" BeSt. 'Mr. r, Beach Cragun, musical di­rector and composer of many of thesongs, said r that no better eighteen­piece orchestra than', the Friars haveengaged could be secured, in the city..It includes 'artists from symphonyand opera orchestras of many largeAmerican cities. The list of mnsi­cians follows:First violins-Herman Jonas, Mau­rice Kaplan and .Frank Berry; secondviolin-William Cheesman; viola­Joseph Maddy; cello-D. Sullivan;bass violin-H. Seheim; flute-AugustPfeifer; clarinets=-E, F- Harder andU. H. Major; oboe-Guido Rossi; bas­.soon--A. L. W.enzel; homs--.WendetIHass and R. Zohm; trumpet-A. E.Short; trombone-e-Frank Crisafulli;drums-Me Adamsky; hallP - MissEmma Osgood, and- orga:n:.......W�- �rlSmith. .Ned Miller Is LiChts Manager.Lights for the Blackfriars produc·tion will be under the completecharge of Edward Miller, '13, -who ha.sperformed the same duties for the lastseven years. Eight men' ·have beenengaged to help him. T-he lightingscheme includes colored border lightshung above the stage, spot lights andflood lights.The two men whose pictures areprinted in to day's Daily Maroon areDunlap Clark, '17, and Clarence Lo­ser. '16. Clark began his Blackfriaracareer four years ago, when he wasa member of the chorus of "The Stu­dent Superior." In 1915 he was SirHugh in "A Night of Knights." andmaster of properties. He was man­ager of "A Rhenish Rhomanee" lastyear. This year he is the Abbot ofthe order and Julius Caesar in theplay. He is a member of the BetaTheta Pi fraternity. Loser, wlaotakes the part of Psyche, is a mem­ber of the Phi Kappa Sigma frater­nity.'Its. J1IDior eJaa will cift .....1'rIdaJ' at 1:10 • JD H.,..Pablilbed mornlngl, except Sunda,. andMonda7, durlna; the Autumn. Winter andSpring quarters h,. Tbe Dall,. Maroon�ompaD",Harr,. IR. S"anlon. '17 ••...••.•• PrestdeDtArtbur A. Bur, '18 Secretar,.F. Claire lIaxwell. '19 .•.••.••.• TreuDrerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTBarr,. R. Swanson. '17 .•. 1IaDas:ln� EditorArtbur A. Baer, '18 Ne"s EditorCbarles C. GreeDe, '19 NI�bt EditorItftrIlDg S. BaahDell. '19 Va,. EditorBernard E. Newman. '17 "-thletit's JoAUtGrVera K. EdwardseD, '17 .. WomeD's EditorBUSINESS DF}P ARTMEloo""l'.11'. Claire Maxwell, 't9 .• BuaIDess· MaDager, Aaaoclate EdltoraGeorge Barelay, '19. Wade ReDder, '18Reporters.Leona Bachrach. ':!O Rutb Genzberger, '19Robert Cameron. '20 -RolaDd Hollo .. ,., '20Joroth)' Dorsett. 19 JObD Joseph, '20'latb Falkenau. '18 lIeleD RavUcb, '20'"'ewta FlPer, '20 Harold SUDlbury, "20Entered lUI second class mall at tbe Cbl­cagO postorrlce, Cbleas:o. Illlnollt. lIareb 13,ItKl8, ·uDder A�t ot Mareh S. 1873.B,. CarTier. $2.ro a ,.ear; $1 a quarter.D,. }{all, $3 a year: $1.25 a quarter.EditorIal Rooms Bllls 12Telepbone 'MIdway 800. Local 182BuliDeas Orrlce E1Ila 14T�lepboDe Blackstone 2l5I1THURSDAY" MAY 3" 1911." AGAIN-WOMEN AND WAR.Some of them are gardening; someot them are making presses and spon­PS: some 01 them are learning thenames of bones and :muscles, andwatt!dDg rather amused surgeons de­monstrate treatment of dislocatedthighs; some of them are planningto write letters to wearied sons inthe trenches, or read to wounded he­roes. Most of them, :the women whomwar actually affects, are doing noth­iJC more than they did before the,United States were declared at warwith the Central Powers.Women of leisure the women Whobave time to develop "fads,''' are turn­ing to what they deem is seriouspreparation for. ab:eaaful �s.Young women and girls at i schoolsand colleges are perhaps planning tobe serious at some future date, wheneoDditions Will be more tlUp1eaaant12Wl they are at Present. Just �the prospect of ministerln� to OIle�.nned victims of War is iDeJre "pez.._feetly thrilling" than it is eOndue1Ye to plans for eonservint' the 'ita"tiolL Economic study, readiness �co� food shortages, o�thinking about the results of DdlitatY requisitions Upon hOllselJold 8tlp­plies, are ways in wbi� sevellty-t} -·per cent of the women of tlte Uni�States have not wandet'e,\ and .1Vbicb they will Deed to he ,ropeD 11'1! by something· DlOl'e than 't]Je pa ed"val' of two weeks agu, ��e 'W Pel'.. go and e\?en of todaY. , eekA small lPinority may eo�1l.. Amezieau � to Ue, of?ur half-ea:ne� national :ru: PlltIn� o� a sclentdic basiS, _net to Dleep..thlnkin� helperS of tbougl1tl� '. akeon national progress in ���sand pre senati on. The � tiolljty will pennit newSpapers � majol"_ate ecol1Orny and jud ad"l'o.1nlteh their son8 go off �ellt, "inJarown point on tbe lIlir:l'n4! l!n-· 1Vill dream of the Pie��- � lila)),· flees or \Val', and '\ViU 1i;;� sa�_.ed. P.?rhaps, if an Austri 0t' 'UntnO"l'_ .• German fleet were to Ii a� arm)' Orout of nowhere and th- se S\ldde�ly .md·a._ th -�te� aur t ,1 � peace, e lVomen Im_th� men of the nati a.� lveU as 'on 'Wo� �_ •.to accept some of the e�c 11 "'9rln .that is oow slipping by �n��(:e :ed. eect- .· It is not only the Dle!\ � ,PT'O"oed by slow rates ot' "'1,0 -?e ;· th· r'l �,. l!;trnell' al are to realIze the JitF � entbetween !at· tTanquility a d 1 ere�eh n ean '\\-w 0 need awakening. 'I1\ ar,· may reqoire close djs�r womentMir eyes will be opened. beforeI'�-t­f.;.t. 'COMMUNlCAtrlo}'lS. dilitY 'Gr tM -ti I .. ., ....GpresaecL � areweJeomed by the «Iitor, aDd ahouldbe sigD8d u an evideDce of Roodfaith, although the � will not bepublished without the writer's COD­aeat.)A MAN'S JOB.By Robert Doug�The University faculties have thor­oughly organized for the purpose ofaiding the nation, the Alumni or­ganization has already taken steps tosupply the Government with such in­formation as it can collect, and onlyone thing is lacking to make the en­tire University of Chicago a solid' unitfor national defense. That one thingis the whole-hearted support of theundergraduates, 'Particularly the un­dergraduate men.In proivding for the establishmentat the University of a Reserve Of­ficer's Trai�ing Corps, the faculty­President IJudson and all his associ­ates-kave gone out of their way tomake the course in Military Scienceand Tactics an attractive one. A ma­jor's credit, physical culture credit,and complete leniency in matters ofarranging schedule have all beengiven without the slightest hesitation.What has 'been the result? The re­sult is that today out of 1,250 avail­able undergraduate men, 550 are en­rolled f"r military dri11�less than 50per cent of those who ought to bedrilling on Stagg iField right now. •It is not -intended to make this ar­ticle a wholesale condemnation ofthos who have not yet registered 'for'military drill. Some of' them mayhave perfectly sound reasons for not.taking part in the drill, and some ofthem may not have even heard· aboutit. But things are different now fromwhat they were a month or twoweeks ago, and membership -in an Of­t: �- .. ';' Traininsr corps may prove de­cidedly welcome to certain able­bodied young men above 20 yearsand 9 months of age. There is aworld of difference between "thinkingof taking some miiltary training," andactually being enrolIeCl in a ReserveOfficers' class. The 700 men whohave not yet taken ariy ac:�on will dowell to think the matter over.A man's duty does not end withthe signing of his own applicationfor entry into the cores. Until ever,single man who is physically able 10. drill is registered for training. wecannot be satisfied. No real manwould like to feel that one of hISclassmates was drafted into service asa private. mere.iY because the desir­ability of enrolling in the ,Officers'Training corps bad never ,been point­ed out to him. There are a numberof other ways to help which will l})ediscussed in later articles. For thepresent, however, we have a man'�job 011 our ·hands. Let·s sign up theother 700 .WORK OF UNIVERSITYCOMPANY m DELAYEDMaker of' Ambulances Breaks Con­tract with Medical Co�e, Thirteen Hundred Dollars.The maker of the ambulance bodiesfor the University of Chicago Ambu­lance company has 'broken his cOn­tract, with the result that the ambu­lances promised for last week will 'bedelayed indefinitely.The chassis for the. two ambulancesordered have been ready for deliveryfor two weeks and are the thirtY'mile­an-hour G. }1. C. trucks. The bodieswill be of the United States StandardAmbulance "\'ariety and will ·be madeunder the care of the American Red.Cross, which has set aside' over,twelve thousand dollars ·t� equip' ·the icomp3ny�'The' -work of equi.pping' the corps:with a lcioobitory arid Jtbrary on;wheei�' 'i� . riot' 'being � rn��eQ�' "ehding;information from Washington in re­-gaM '-fo mobilim lon� - 'Tht plau is to:outfit .1l- mot01' trUck' ",iib eqeip1n�at:necessary to allow the members of; the corps to keel> uP their iDtereit in. medical work. The JPOrtabl"e labOr.�tory and library will &!So atlow thecorps to' take advanta&-� of any oP­portunities for research that mayarise.Of the twenty-five hundred or threethousand dollars necessary for theproject over thirteen Gundred dollarshave already been either pledged oractually raised. 'Prof. Frank R.Lillie, chairman of the department ofZoology, and Mrs. Lillie have .signi­fied their willingness to donate thelast thousand dollars and the facultyand students of the Medical schoolhave contributed over three hundred.Although plans for raising the rf'e­mainder have not 'been formulated, itis thought 'that the money will comefrom the campus inasmuch as thecoops will be the onl ydivision of themilitary service of the University thatwill bear the seal of the Universityinto action.Hats, shoes and putties have alreadyarrived for the members of the com­pany, and the other parts of the uni­forms are expected to come this week.The hats and shoes were made byMarsral1 Field and Company and theputties come from the Selz factory.The .students ",iII wear their uniformsto all classes, as wen as ,in deill, whenthe remainder of the equipment ar­rives. Sergeant Leahy will .soon movehis office to' Lexington gymnasium.the headquarters of. the romp any.jOOSIERs TO DINEAT HOTEL LA 'SAlLEThe . U niversi�- of Indiana grad­uates and fonner students ",iii givea luncheon- Friday, May 11, at 12:30,at the Hotel La SaIIe. Ra·iph V. 501-Iitt, alumni secretary, will be presentwith a message from Bloomington,Ind. The associ:itiOn requests thateach alumnus, whether 'he intends tobe present or not, notify the localsecretary of ltis present address. Theprice for a ,plate will be one dollar,Fuib and I1se Spindler Wed.Lewis John Fuiks and Miss liseSpindler, both of the class of 11916:'were married last night at the HydePark hotel.Choose Class Day Otrlcials.The Juniors will hold a class meet­ing today at 10:10 in Kent West.J union will be elected to officiate atSenior class day exercises. A womanto recehre the Cap ind Gown, a manto accept the gave-I, and ariother mem­ber of the i91S class to recei\?e theSeniOt' ben�, wi1I be chosen.Deaia Talbot IDvites WomelL.... Dean - TalbOt, who is planning amodernized f� of seWing bee, hasinvited the women of tlU! Universityto meet today at 4:30' at Ida N�yeshall to listeD to 1Jle different· "Pro­pos8}s" wIlieh will be presented insome det8n..W. A. A. AwBrds Melllbership PeiDt&The W. A. A. Advisory board basdecided to give each member of theSophomore team, which won thegymnastic cOlitest, twenty points to­ward- W. A. A. memberShip. Womenwho take part In �e May fete winbe awarded points as for choras workin the usual fest:mL1.Senior Women To Be Hostesses.Senior women wilJ be hostesses toall University women tomorrow from3:30 to 5:30, in the League room ofIda Noyes .. The time will be occupiedwith.,Rcd .cross sewing.Mast B8DCI In' Name&..' All those' intendint·, to gO to the;Black Bonnet house party May. 6 and ;6 at Lakeside, Mich., have been re-:questetl.to·gjve th�,� &0 .eitber�leCUlQr q;�onp'or. or .. I!·e!!=� T�mP:son whO;,,,i1I .. � i.� � .NoYe&.jo�'pr­row at 1:15. -'" II:�:..·III• I ,_,CU� • , ..:� I�D � ,� I•c!I Msi'Ii iNATURE neTer starts any�thjng she can't finish. To-. bacco ain't any excePtiOD.1-'VELVET Is Da� 9!P' I'aaedfortwo yean. No.artificial methode.c�l!:J1.. ------------IEJ·i---- ..........iEl·, .. -- ........ �aREAtEst BAIiGAINS IN HISTORY OF. TYPEWRITERS,"Underwoods .....••.•.. $30 to $50Olivers 2S to 45L C. Smith 27 to 40Remingtons ••••.••••• 15.SO to 6SSmith-Premiers •••..•. 16.50 to 45and other makes $10 and..,p. Ei�pert repair inc and rebuilding. Ey­try maehint in perfect eonditiOaand i'Uarantced tWo yeari. W.sell t() studeats on euy pa,iDentLWrite (or our liberal. free trial of-fer and cut-rate prices. .All •• us TYPlwrlter Co •• 1A N. Durban. St •• �DiI' CeIIt. 8035BROWNSON CLUB WILLGIvE THREE AFFAIRSAnnoUDCe SOcial Program and Com­mittees for Sprin, Quarter-ToAttend PaUlist Choir Concert.Three social functions are includedin the 'Program arranged by theBrownson club for the Spring quar­ter. The first of these, a supper, May8 at 5:30. in Ida Noyes hall will befollowed by a theater party to .theconcert of the Paulist ehoiristers in)I:lndel hall. Tickets to the supperWill be thirty-fi\?e cents.The second event on ,the scheduleis an informal dance May 11 at 4, on.the, third floor of Ida Noyes hall. Thelast function will be a reception givenby the Rev. Sir. T. V. Shannon atSt. Thomas' ,han, 55th street and Kini-. bark avenue. The reception wilI be'held May 25 at S.'the following cominittets havebeen appointed:Tickets-Anne Lehey and HarryRene, chairmen; Lester Garrison,Margaret Hayes,. LiIIian Powers,Thotnas Ryan, Madeline McManus,G�iTett Larkin, lfyrtle Lamb, Ger­trude Nolan. Elizabeth Steigleder,Florence Lamb Gertrude DaNow,Paui Birmingham, John Coombs.ArJangements - Margaret Hayes,chairman; Katherine Clare. HelenSipple, Frank Murray, Joseph Hln­camp, Cecelia Quigley, :Mildred Fa­hey and Jennie Carden.Reception � IElizabeth Steigleder,chairman; Gertrude Darrow, CeceliaQuigley Anna McGuire, Ruth Swan,Thomas Ryan, Clement Cody, LesterGarrison Madeline McManus.Publicity-Eliza·beth Steigler, chair­man; Theresa Quigley, Agnes Kelly.llary Ball, Lucille KanaIly, Kather­ine Clare, Marg'aret Hardy.Club To Meet Today.A meetiDg of the Joomal and His- .torieal club in Physiology win be heldtoday at 5 in Physiology 16. Mr ..Carl Dragstedt, or the Physiologydepartment will speak on "MarcelloMalpighi."Gronow To Address Cla�---'The German. Conversation club win .•meet tomorrow at 4:30 in the r«ep- .tion . room or, 'Ida Noyu hall. The. c:onversation classes, will �n at 4.:,. Assista.at . .Prof. Hana. F.. Gl:onow,.!4:the German de��t".wi�l.,�r*;the club. • c==1U.ciapal==A�� IGORDON-���OWfotn!;1itCOLLAR'!'OI'S AND BANDS n. cUJtTB ctJ1'TO JI'IT.TUB SBOULD&II&. i f- jOe "�1'EABODra.ca.t.iv"cMAaUTO GiYe Joint Saobr.A SneU-Hitebeoclt .molter WBi begi\?en May 10 at 9. AD eniertahi­ment will be gi\?en anti i-efieihinentaWl1l be serVed.AstroaOmlcal aiab To Meet..,The Junior Astronomical club willmeet today at 4:35 in Ryenon 35.Fredel'ick Leonard will speak on"Long-period Variables; Hinta forObservers." Edward BlankeDSteinwill discuss ·"Statistlcal Study."Menorah Sodety To Meet..The. Menorah society will hold abusiness meeting today at 4:35 inthe ..!arper assembly room.League to Give Ta.The Halls and the Intercollegiatecommittees of the League bave in­\?ited all' womcn living in tne dormi­tories and those who have come fromother colleges to a' tea today. at 4 in!he . League -roof!l.· ,." jsieaJiJ'.' CO!altODcaRH�in. erl!totti�, !i1a�."� "� ,,I:MaEnDethE.''fo�tall"Fri,-�isicy'�,.1 XiilAMLQ]• 1-'1Di-NCiclIi�del.ifAN INtIH�LIGENT PERSON MAY, brri $100 �t1thly, correspondingtot Dewjpapers; $40 to $SO monthl,.in _pare time; tJOperience unneees- Harpsichord will meet tomorrow atSarYf 110 canvassing; subject, sug- 4 in Green hall. ' Suggestions for try­gested. Send for particulars. N�- outs atid' a .campaign for new mem­tiorial Press Bureau, Room 2515, .bers '\Viii be discussed, and plans forBuffalo, N_ Y. ; � tea, tt, be given soon will be ad-vanced. The. program will be fur­nished by Leona Bachrach and Fran­ces Painkinsky, who wilt give selec­tions on lhe piano, and DorothyLowenhaupt, yho will play the violin.,�uriUbOaJUst out!PRINCESSMatinee Thursda�. $1�OOSaturday, beat seata, $1.50Tonich�The Parisian Pantomime"PIERROT THE PRODIGAL"The MUsical Event of the Seucm" 11188 LUCIA HENDERSHOThas �ed frOm New York wi.• new ·step for apriDg an4 .."" ......Qua every M_cIQ eTaiaC,&t, 8......"htftte 'Jeao_ bf ... �154t· East 57th ._ ..... HYde: Park 2104� ITYPEWRITING OFFICE'Room 2; iAxlDCton Ball(SteDocftphi ,ESpeit (CoPJiDc(MimeOeraPhiDgPrlee. NomfD.1Midway 800� 214.,• I LOST-GENTLEKAN'S RING WiTH. 19B16 'engraving, someWhere onWopuS. . Finder pleaie retUrn to�n Ofraee.GronOW To Addfta Clilb.The Geiman Co�enation club wilt, I � �;. tit 4�30 in the Ida No�- ftftptfcm IOO'ID. The eGnver-tiondUies Will �n at 4. ASsistantProf. HaDs E.' Gronow of the Germande�t, � addresii the elUb.iiliuba·l&t.n. To w....w .....I__ ,.-i.1 �f� � Min.�D�· of the' Phy_sie. deparbn�ftt.,. �o .1rh ,fteeiiuappo��ted a membet-. �t. &h adviae;r;CO!Ilml.ttee to the Couijell of NatipD;.aI, pet� bas I'!tumed to WaabiDg�ton, D. C., after a short vi.5:it in Cbi-ca,o during the first of the week.H� ii engaged in governmental workin- connection with the national aciad-• e�1 of Science: '_l'I!e .date of bis -re­tum � the Ull1vemty ia Prob)e Dla­tiw at present.,!.ifScore Club To Meet. -.' ,.' -" .The . Score dllh. will m�t to�ya� JO:lC) in ��bb 9B., (' ,'t '_- __ - __\\� -\ . -. '�o Serve On Chapel Coftiiii� ..-Dorothy Lardner, Marion Llewellyn,Marion Glazer, Leona Bachrach andEmily, Taft, �ave been chosen by.Dean. E!i�ab�eth ,,!allace � serve onth� JUDlor women s chapel committee..... Prof. Mead:.o s_": . I" .. , .. �.The Intm.ationaI. and ���POIi-.tan clt'hs will hold a joint meeting> ,Frida,' at 8. In lda. HQta _U. Prof .. ' Gebrge: M� :,.:will speak. �Il, �atis Imp'1ied in IntematioDJf '.SolidaT- .ity!"�,.. (\.'A �l � l�_ tnen have �­tend at CorneD tor leaves of al>­IeDee � etUlst 4ft the· arm, or navy. �r to �� in fDdustrl8l' purSuitSfor m� jOi-ii1iinent. iftie �Iege of / .� is tM le8ler ;tlth �t ally to the claSs thai wiiis the an- of tWenty-five �f its fifty-two re--.u� thi! eoUege of .Arts .. tif4 -Bei. nu! spring C:On�tt.t Amherilt� will porters, 'who have ei�er joined theenees is a �r �nd � ��..: "�M this �w.: t6 me�e the in- army, entered' the Officers' ReserveDr. George Pii-klby orga�iftt .. �� cl!nti� to peireeliOki ih binttaitY�drill. . Training Corps, or are doing service, resentative. of tGe Rhodes Sdl�tinIU., A ci)rn�titive . hilt. i�. to �: h�ld' on fai'ms.trait, �aS stilted· that Ani� hdid� '.. l,' ', ' •• J. '. '. ,: .. ..' .' '.ing Rhodes iJehoJarBbips Will' be able aw.ott; and �e.. �ze.� be awarded tr Men enlisted In the Offices' Re-to serve during the war ahd tbay 'the su�Uful sqUad. .. Iserve Training corps at BodwoinpostpOne their work at OXford Wittl. The force of.the Uiiiversit7 bany have been relieved from all study andthe. end of til'; war. KlDsaD; the olf"Jcial publication of 1 are now drilling ten hours a day..The priSe of $100, donated bY.� the � bhiversitY ol ���, haS' ·been ' More than 220 women students atc�i� '0,£ 1884, which is gi.en anitu.- .... ��IY deple� by the witbd�wal Wisconsin are actively preparingi .. -. .- .....PlAH JIA� D'At� ,#. ':. 1:ij REPlacE ANNUAL'At a meeting held' yesterday • todiScuss plans for the May day fete,whidl is to take the place of the usu­al W. A. A. Spring Festival, TheoGrifrrl:b, Florence .Lamb, KatherineLlewellyn and Ruth Huey were mlm-. ed May-poie leaden' for their re­spective classes. All women in theUnivemty who wish to take Part'in either the May-pole 'Or the Englishfclk-dances have been asked to signon tne lists posted in the basementof Ida Noyes hall. The general ex­ecutive committee for the May feteConsists of Elizabeth Edwards, ehair­Man; Esther Beller, Pauline Callenand the class leaders.Prea. Issues Joumala.The .April numbers of Modern Phil­ology and the American Journal ofTheology were issued yesterday bythe University; Press. �e AmericanJournal of Theology contains a short'article on "Religion and Social Pro­gress," written -by 'Prof, Gerald B.Smith, of the Divinity school.Cban&e PlaCe for Dinner.The annual dinner of Phi DeltaKappa, the �raduate edbcational fft;'ternity, originally schedu�d to beheld tomorrow at 6 ili Hutchlnsortcafe, will be held tomorrow at 6 inthe .School of Education lunch roomon the top floor of Blaine., \.Harpsichord to Meet.COLLEGES AND THE WAR..• WhyReady - Made ClothesWhenyou can buy a suit from us that ismade for YOU, from a selection ofover 500 patterns, no two alike, forabout the same.pricethat you mustpay for ready-made clothes?'If YOU want individual clothes, and. .style that everybodynot the samewears; just-a little. different from theother. fellow's, arid that is what weaim to give you.•''If Ask the boys; . they will tell you'..what kind' of clothes we .make.. .rOSTER &: ODWARDCorrect Dressers 01 MenState aad 'Adams s6!eets. ,., :.' . � :.themselves to be" of seffiee' to' �nation duri�g the War. The aim isto prepare women to be Of ,mBtservice while remaining at home.. Ha:i-ft:td wiD have a sUmUrer tnUn­big camp for the men who' do DOtgo to the government tribilDg eamps.The government will supply' 4)Jrieersto assist in �, �t WiD nnpay the GPeDses of • � �enroll.. . �. .t _' :. • '. � �, r..: ':0'.''- 1:',;.'... . � :.: ,.:. ,'.:;: �: � ."", .. � .. ,:: .... . t',: "',:1',: ..,:-; "': L:'.'.. •.. .r.:::: .. . . '-. f ' -".:>: .. :. �ii£.t9r." BL.CKFItMtt'S .. ·-!PLAY;.··. -:.,:- I ;,!: '.::- ...... ':. ;.;: : !.:�.�; '.,. ::: .. :''tl.rerice���;�·p�cli�:p· �;:'. <:�:" � ;., ··,�::.�;� .. thaD(ap�CI�}1i � Juliu� Caesef";:' h": "._ .,..... ,.'::; •. :; .. ��OBITUARY.RichardXLCame '07. Canned '17. Age '11.Sophomoric (F. J. G.); young andinexperienced (M. T.); feebleminded(F. R. K.); ancient, hoary and anti­quated (Bart); Poor Richard (ibid};Pure Richard (by himself); WinterDebating Ohampionship; Order of theWhistle; King of The Gas HouseGang (T. E. H.); abdicated in favorof T. E. H.;' author of Act I, TI, III,IV, V, VI; author of Coed Crhymes;author of "Who Is George?"Favorite periodical (serious), TheCampus Whistle; (comic), The Liter­ary Monthly; favorite flower, onions;favorite rpusical instrument, XI-to­phone.(These criticisms ought to stall ifnot forestall the Stern pen of theSaturday morning critic.)Please call the attention of F.' R.K. to the song' written in his honor-"When the Cattle are Called bythe Kuh-Kub.", The following stanzas should be.read allowed. Notice the cryhminal:mymes and the trick feet.)RICHARD'S REVIEW.. ,Shakespearean lines doth be ibark;Every inch a Roman, you'll. mark!An Abbotly teaserThis lofty Caesar-You have to hand it to Clark.A goddess who lives in a temple,Or hula enchantress in hemp; stillWhatever her dress,You'll want to caressThat witch of a Circe-(its Hemphill).He goosesteps with boots rising high­ly;His part forbids he be smiley;He's martial and grim:Muncllatisen, that's him-.He's an awful nice villain, is Tyley.r:'..\ ' "So to your room!" that's a poserFrom sister Circe. She shows her!IFor rsyche is sweet.: And you'll find her a treatTo Iithben' to' thweet lith ping Loser.The coeds (beg pardon) all fell onHis neck, while the freshmen were" '- yellin'"YIEA KEWPIE!"-a sight.,To dream of at nigh�, He's' the Pride of the Campus, is, '" .. ' SteIlari!The once famous Queen of Sheba 'Was never so charming, believe me!As Helen of TroyHe gives us much joy-He's a great big doll, is J. Reber!A senior 'neath Grecian heavens,Engagements with Cats he replevins.He'a majestie tnysses,Sweet Psyche he kisses,Then Judge in the trial scene (Evans).He orates in Latinish dead wordsBut he's not to be classed with deadL:� ,uuuS..K. dancing professorAnd Socrates! Yes sir!I wish all the profs were like 'Ed-lVardS. •Yon' Cassius hath a lawyer's part­His accent would break Shylock'sheart.As a Roman attorneyIt's 'Worth' a long journeyTo listen to C. Cassius Bart.Sambo brings Caesar some ice, air;He sings like the fiddle of Kreisler.Some Hannibal, manOn the witness stand!And he dusts off the seenery ·(Zeis­Ier)..He beDcI& tiD he's nearly flatIII the great ADti-Coed spat As a bailiff named BrutusHe's certain to suit US;A humorous captain is Pat.His brain is studious and quickHis glasses are two inches thick,As Emerson, a grind,:1 think you will findThe Pick of the campus is Pick.Marc Antony makes us a speech!Rosalind says he's a peach.His Greek alphabetI s the best thing yet-He's the Campus Scream.-T. E .H.Good Bye, Dick. T. E.H.C; Feuerstein, C. Distance, 22 feet,�::=::.� ��·�:'er. c. Gra- .,! 'ham, C. Disatnee 37 feet, seven in- rches. ; IDiscus-Gorgas, C; Hiese, N. Fish- 'er, C. Distance, U9 feet. �B.mme�reloa, C; Biese, N;Traut, C. DiataDce, 128 feet, fiveineha.JaveUD-JlaDCOCk; N; Grossman,C; Fisher, Co Di8tanee, lSI feet,three IDCila.. .I 1II111111lnlIlillfllllllllllillflllllllflllllJlHlllilltmyou�who know the Jeliil,tlulqualities which have madethe PURE 1 urkish Ciga­rette the world's' mostprized smoke-You - who believe thatthese qualities can befound only in 2S· centcigarettes-Try Murad-IS cents. •Vol,� JU]LINN DlSCUSS� NEWLECTURE MALADY FORLITERARY MAGAZINEBarton. Deutsch ADd Grabo WriteFor 1\Iay Issu&- Van Kirk AndBaulduage CoDtribllte Poems.The Undergraduates in Americaare particularly prone to the lecturedisease, a rather new malady, ac­cording to Dean Linn, '97, who hascontributed an article on the sub­ject to the Alumni number of theChicago Literary Magazine, the Mayissue of which will be placed on salein Cobb and the Press next week.Most of the public lecturers, accord­ing to Dean Linn,'know nothing abouttheir subjects and he declares thatthe publie pays to hear most lectures,for the pleasure of being' fooled.Jtobert Barton, '16, has contribut­ed "The Simple Process of Becom­ing an Old Grad." He is struck par­ticularly ,by the fact that althoughhe has scarcely forgotten the "AlmaMater," he is continually receivingletters asking for his subscription tothe Alumni magazine.Deu� Writes Story.,. After '30" is the title submittedby Herman B. Deutsch, a former as­sociate editor of the Daily Maroon.. Mr. Carl H. Grabo, '03, instructor inthe English department, has also con­tributed a short piece of fiction en­titled, "Rip Van Arden.".The Alumni number will containtwa poems, one 'by Harold Va� Kirk,'16, a former associate editor of·theLiterary Magazine,' entitloo, ,. AfterReading from Marlowe and Webster''''and a poem reminiscent of by-gonecollege days, by Helmar R. Baulchage,'11.Phi Kappa 'Sigma Wins.The first game of the InterfraternityBaseball Tournament between the PhiKappa Sigma aIi'd Kappa Sigma fra­ternities was played yesterday. Theformer team won.. 14 to 7.Paulist Choristers To Sing.The Paulist ehoristJ!rs will give'a concert Tuesday at 8:15 in Man­del. Admission will be ·by tickets,which m�y be obtained free ofcharge at - the President's office., MAROON TRACK TEAMWINS DUAL CONTEST "FROM NORTHWESTERN(C� fnwa page 1)go's favor, firsts in everything withthe exception of the broad jump andthe javelin. Captain Fisher tookthings easy because of an injuredthigh, but managed to get a first, onesecond and two thirds in four events.Gorgas won a first in the ehat andthe discus, and Brelos took first inthe hammer.Smart Wiu Four Firata.Smart, of NorthweStern, was thindividual point winner, taking fourfirsts for a total of 20 points. Gra­ham scored the most points for Chi­cago, making 15, with a first, threeseconds and a third. Fisher madea total of tJairteen. Smart, of thePurple, tied the Northwestern recordof :22' for the 220, and broke twoother lOcal marb. He elipped a fifthof a seeond off the time for tbe120yard hurdles, and set up a Dew re­cord in the 220 hurdles.s..aariee of __ Meet:100 yard dash-F� C; i. Prti�o'To'te'MclueIJustbePra', -of �,\.at noLttheSCORoliivenfor1Chilbe",tionto iting'acctter;,wiHr • : tboutheYar·C'·�'be :�se�theTh�Satcag�(, �HOlPacheldermilor-1�1cha'SUTmeI req:M�1==. ,-I ! I, ,wir�I�' .. �DeSwarte, N. Time, 9:55.220 yard burdles--Smart N; Bent,C; Hamilton, N. Time, :24 2-5 (NewNorthwestern record.)880 yard run-Jones, C; Otis, C;McCosh, C. Time, 2:02 2-5.Pole vault-Grabam, C; Fisher, C;Kirkpatrick, N. Height, 11 feet, sixinches.Bien jump-Fisher, C; Graham,C; James, N.' Height, 5 feet, six in­ebea.Broad jump-Smait, N; Graham,Brinkman, C; Klasse, N. TIme, :103-5.Mile-Tenney, C; Swett, C; Ham­mond, N. Time, 4:38 3-5.220 yard dasb-Smart, N; F�er­stein, C; Barker, N.' Time, :22. TiesN orthwestern record.120 yard hurdles Smart, N; Gra­ham, C; BeDt, o, Time, :162-5. (TiesNorth� record.)440 7U'd � C; WiDiams,N; � C. Ttate;:52 2-6.-2 mile run-8nJder, C; ,PGirers, C;