.I_.Vol xv. No. IlL ,at aroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, APRIL 28, 1917. Price 5 CeDta. � IIAIOON TEAMS WINFIRST AND SECONDIN PENN CONTESTSCapture Distance Medley AndBehind Penn In One-MileSprint Relay.".TAKES THIRD PLACE IN SHOT'Higgins Grabs Honors In Special.. Weight EYmt-West Is FavoriteIn Remaining Raus.(Special to The Daily Maroon.),PHILADELPHIA, Pa., April 27.­The Maroon traek and field athletescaptured first place in the distancemedley relay, second in the sprint., medial' Dee and third in theI :-- shot put at the opening session ofthe annual Penn games today. TheChicago entry did not place in thei hammer throw event.The Chicago team, composed of­'. Feuerstein, Clark, Otis and Tenney,won the distance medley race in 11 :023-5. Pennsylvania was second. The• 'Maroon team consisting of Brinkman,FeUerstein, Clark and Jones, finish-� ed second in the one-mile sprint med­ley relay. Pf!nnsylvania was first,LaFayette third..... and Pittsburghfourth. Higgins grabbed a third in,. the 66 lb. shot put.Two MU'OOIl Teams To Start..rThe Maroon two· and four mileteams are alated to start in thea,. events tomorrow aftemoon. The pa­sition of the two races on the pro­gram. wiD aUcnr Tenney to rest suf­fiCiently between events and' thechances 'of the four-mile team will.not be marred by the entry of thetwo-mile quartet. On the two-mileteam Tenney will be assisted byClark, Swett and McCosh and in thefour-mile by Otis, Jones, and Pow-;_.. en. These are the .seleetions made� by Coach S1agg after the time tri­als, Wednesday aftemoon, but a shift'may bring Swett back to the four­.. mile team in place of Jones. In thiscase, Jo� or Otis will be called'..upon to ran the half.� Chances for a westem slam in therelay races are considered, bright by�: the eastern. sporting writers. Illi­nois with their newly discovered quar-l ter milers are the favorite in the milerace with .Missouri and Notre Dameto uphold the honor of the west ifGill's men fail. Penn, Dartmouth,�. Penn State' and Princeton are theeastern teams competing.Disqualify Notre Dame Man.Notre Dame's two-mile team whichbroke the record at Drake is report­':r ed as being handicapped ·by the dis-qualification of a member chargedwith professionalism. With Purduefailing to enter at Penn, the Catholicsshould win even without their delin-(Cemtinued em page 3)Hold Special Bar Examination.A special Bar examination win be,,, offered May 4 and 5 to students ofthe Law school who have joined orhave signified their intentions of join­ing the army. The state examinerwill give those desirous of takingthe examination a ten-day class be­ginning today, which will cover the-, twenty-one subjects in which theywill be examined.� ...... �+ +++++++�+ •• + •• �• •: WOLVERINES WILL ASK •• FOR ADMISSION INTO :: WESTERN CONFERENCE :• ••: :s (Special to The Daily Maroon.) :• ANN ARBOR, Mich., April •: 27-The Board of Regents of :: the University of Michigan Jn :• their monthly meeting this.• +• morning voted to petition the •: Western Conference I • Athletic :: Association for admission. The :: petition will be presented at :: the next meeting of the Con- :• ference officials. The Wolver- •• •: ine basketball team will be the :• first squad to compete in the +• +tOt Conference, war conditions per- •: mitting. :• •.+.+ •• �+++.+ ••• +++.+++++++.ATWATER TELLS STORYOF BLACKFRIARS PLAYPlot Of U A Myth In MaDdel" TracesAdventures Of Q. P. Dmham WithJute Caesar And Others At Uni­versity Of Athens.Richard Atwater, '11, author of' U A, Myth in Mandel," ·the 1917. Blackfri­ars produetion, has written," especial­ly far the Daily Maroon, tbe storythat coDStitutes the plot of his play.The Friars will present this comicopera, which is their fourteenth- an­nual one May 4, 5, 11 and '12, inMandel. Atwater's story follows:U A MYTH IN MANDEL"By Rlchard Atwater.Q. P. ("Kewpie") Derham, a n-esh­man athlete, is led ·by "Brainy," aserious-�inded senior,'to the Fresh­man Prize Mythology Contest illMandel' Hall, in ordef that Kewpiemay inhale an idea at least of clas­sic lore f:rOm the speeehes of thecontestants. It seems that WaldoWadsw.r.th Emerson (pledged f_or PhiBeta Kappa;) has the' best chance towin the $500 prize. Kewpie suugests'that he could win it himself if hewanted to; desired by his elass­mates, he kicks Emerson off'the plat­form, clothes himself- in the latter'scap and gown, and asks "Brainy" togive him a bird's-eye view of Greekand Latin in the five remaining min­utes-which is done. Spellbound byhis eloquence the audience is carriedwith him on the wings of imagination(Contitnud Oft 'PGI}e 2)WEATHER FORECAST.Rains. Inereasing northeast wiDds.THE DAILY' MAROON- BULLF;rIN.Today.�ochemieal seminar, 8, Physiology11.Meetings of the University rulingbodies, Harper E41.Board of the school of Com meree,and Administration, 9�Faeulties of the graduate schoolsof Arts. Literature, and Science, 10.University Dames, 3 Noyes.Baseball, Oticago V8. Ohio State,3, Stagg field.Tomol'l'OW •University religious service, 11,Mandel.University vesper service, 4:30,Mandel.Monday.Chapel, Junior �Uege, men, 10:10.Mandel 'EI Centro Espanol, 3, Noyes.Physics club; .. :35, Ryencm 32-Student Volunteer Band, 7, Lex-ingtoa U. scorr SAYS UNITEDSTATES MUST'ERTEREUROPEAN POUTICSLecturer Deela.res This CountryIs No Loager Isolated FromOther World Powers.SPEAKS OF LEAGUE OF PEACEABSeI'ts That Democratic Britain,France, Russia And America WillCrush Militaristic Nations.It is impossible for the UnitedStates to keep its traditional policyof non-interference in EurOpean poli­tics and world politics, according toDr. Arthur P. Scott, of the Historydepartment, who delivered the thirdof the six lectures on "Why the Unit­ed States is in the War," before apublic meeting held last night at 7in Mandel hall. The subject -of hisaddress was, "The Passing of Splen­did Isolation.""It is impossible for us to live anylonger in our air tight eompartmentof politics; and national life, aepar­atp from th�e of Europe and therest of the world," declared Dr. Scott."The great reason for this fact isthat the United States is now a worldpower and being such has legitimateinterests and national affairs through­out the entire world, in every coun­try on the globe. The bamers which �we 12l0ugbt were going to keep us outof the tangle of 'world and 'European-'politics have all been broken dawn.Our interests have become world-widein scope. The political interests ofEurope have become ·the pOlitical in-·terests of. America. The national is- .sues of the European nations havebecome the national issues of theUnited States.Conditions Are Dilrerent."For three quarters of a ClenturYwe have been permitted to follow outour policy of isolation. But the for­ces which i'n the beginning allowedus to assmne this ·position of iso­lation to the rest of the world arenot the same forces which exist to­day, Changes have taken place geo­graphically, for by the railroad, thesteamship, the cable and the tele­grap, the world is bound more close­ly together than ever. When we as­sumed our position of national isola­tion, we thought that the Atlanticocean was a barrier. We thoughtthat Providence had placed it in theway to keep' us out of the scrambleof European politics. With the At­lantic ocean ·between us and the restof the world, we thought that for­ever we could maintain our iso­lation. But now the Atlantic ocean isno longer a barrder, We no longeroccupy a position distant from therest of civilization."We thought too, at the ttme whenwe adopted our policy of isolationfrom the rest of the world and non­interference in European politics, thatthe political situation of Europewould continue as it was, and 'Sowould prohibit any inti'macy with us.We thought at the time that reac­tionary, despotic, unrepresentativegovernment would remain in Europe,but here again circumstances havechanged our whole scope. Instead ofremaining despotic, Europe bas be-(CemM"" Oft p4f. ,,), ANNUAL HOP CHAIRMENANNOUNCE COMMI'M'EESNinety-Seven Undergraduates Select­ed To Otriciate On Finance, Ar­rangements, .Decoration And Pub­licity Committees For Interd�Hop.Committees for the annual Inter�class Hop were announced yesterdayby the chairmen. The Senior leaders,Joseph Levin and Alice Kitchell, arechairmen of the Finance committee.The Junior leaders are in charge ofarrangements, the Sophomore incharge of decorations, and the Fresh­man of publicity and program. Thecommittees follow: •Finance-J' osepb Levin and AliceKitchell, chairmen; John Slifer, HelenAdams, Arthur Hanisch, PaulineLevi, Dunlap Clark, Bemard New­man, Percy Dake Donald Sells, Nor­man Hart, Jerome Fisher, MargaretMacDonald, Harold Huls,' Milton Her­zog, Davis Edwards, .Osear' Linde­mann, Stellan Windrow, Albert Pick,Jr., Walter Bowen, Charles Cotting­ham, William Boal, Edwina Williams,Ben Engel, Crandall Rogers.Arrangements - Carleton . .Adams,and Eloise Smith, chairmen; LyndonLesch, Martha Barker" Nadine' Hall,Francis Townley, Hugh MacMillan,Richard Kub, Charles Bent, BarbaraSells, Elsa Fl!"eeman, Edward Marum,Rosalind, Keating, Eva Rich�Jack Gue-rin, John Banister, Margar­et Coos, Eleanor Castle, John Nuveen,Milton Coulter, Loretta Lamb, FrankBreckenridge. ..DecoratiOll-Van Meter Ames andDorothy Hough, chairman; Buell Pat­terson, Margaret Monroe, RobertDunlap, Theo Griffith, Roy. Knips­child, Ruth Sheehy,· Esther Helfrich,Marjorie Coonley, Harry Swanson,Samuel ROtbet'DleJ. Frederick KUh,Elizabeth Edwards, Dorotny Mullen,Howard Copley, Frank Cbandler, Flo-.renee KilV'ary, John Long, Carron'Mason, Gizabeth Walker,' DorothyMiller, James Hemphill, Clarence,Brown, Miriam Libby.Publicity aad Program - FrankPriebe and Priscilla Bradshaw, r.hair­man; AKbar Baer, Stanley Roth,Florence Lamb, Charles Greene, Ster­ling Bushnell, Ramer Tiffany� HaroldHanisch, William Henry, ' MarthaMm;my, John Joseph, Harold Stans- 'bury, Sumner Veazey, Frank Long,Lydia Hinkley, Frank Madden, Elea­nor O'Connor, James Nicely, JohnSproehnle, Brook Ballard; KatherineClark, Bradley Hall.DESIRE CLASS SONGFOR SONGS IN MAYThe Freshman class has made anofficial call for a 1920 song to beused at the University Sings, May12 and 24. Any freshman may writethe lyrics, either to an original or toa popular tune. The song will besung by the class in a body at thesings. Compositions must be bandedto Mildred Gordon or James Nicelybefore 6 on May 5.To Give Musicale Sunday.The Senior class wHl give a musi­cale Sunday at 3:30 at the DeltaUpsilon house, 5747 Blackstone ave­nue.Announce Pledge.Mortar Board announces the pledg­ing of Gladys Gordon. VARSITY PLA YEISWILL OPPOSE OHIOSTATE TEAM TODAYChicago To )leet Buckeyes ThisAftemOOll At 3:30 OnStagg Field.COACH PAGE SHIFTS LINEUP. Moves Giles Up To Lead ... PositioaAnd Puts Cahn In ThirdPlace.Chicago !Iill line up against OhioState this afternoon at 3:30 on Staggfield in the third Conference gameof the season. The Maroons lost theirfirst two games to Iowa and North­western respectively, but withWright, star hurler of the visitors onthe bench, the chances far �Page's squad to chalk up a victorythis afternoon look quite pND1ising.Although neither Larkin nor Ma­rum have shown anything dazzling inthe last contests in whim they have·worked, there is a poaibility thata ilWe touch of warm weather mayserve to tune them up for the eon.test.'Coach St. John will in, all proba­Wiy send Pruen, the sensational, southpaw, to the . mound with Put­nam and Peabody in reserve. Wrightwho worked against minoUs yester­day, will not be used. unless Obieagooshould go on a hitting rampage. lar­kin will start to do the twirling forthe MaroOns with MaI'llDl, the onlyother pitcher as second dhoice in easeLarkin js. forced' to retire. The·�ter held the Western Electric teamto three scattered hits in twelve in­nings last w�k and Coach Pag.!. isconfident that be can repeat. ........Lost 'I'hn!e Heavy �ttera.. Although Ohio Sta�bas lo� �three heaviest hitters throngh gradu,,::ation, around the "Big Nine" cin:uitthe Buckeyes are looked upon as oneof the leading claimants for, this. year's title. Possibilities of a cham­pionship are based mainly upon itsveteran battery, speed -of its diamond.perfonners, skill of the infield and(Contin"ed Oft page _4)DELTA CHI BOUSE IS-ROBBEDBurglars Take Five ·Watehes ADd$100 In Morning Boars.Burglars visited the Delta Chi fra­ternity honse, 5125 Kimbark avenue,early yesterday morning and depart­ed with five watches and $100. Thethieve; entered through a window on'the first floor and" ransacked an the.rooms on the second floor, takingonly money, jewelry and watches.The men' were' unaware of the ro�::..bers' presence although there werestudents sleeping on the second floornear the room which were robbed.Chester Sandall lost $50, DavisEdwards had a brand new watch andsome money taken, Allan Grangerlost $20 and a watcb, Marshall Mc­Arthur was robbed of a watch andmoney, and Ralph Pritchard was de­prived of his timepiece. In all, fivewatches were taken, and the ne'W'Sof the theft only became public whenthe Delta Chi men caned up the of­fice of the Daily Maroon to inquirethe time.Publlabed morulng�, except Sunda,. andMonday, during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by Tbe Dan,.· .Marooneompanr.Harr,. tH. Swaoson. '17 PresidentArtbur A. Baer, '18 ..•••..•...... Secretar,.F. Claire Maxwell, 'ID •••••.•••• Trea8urerEDITORIAL DF.PART�n>NTHarr,. R. Swanson. '17 ... Manas:lng EditorArtbur A. Baer, '18 ••••...••. New8 EdJtorCbarles C. Greeoe, '19 ...••.. NI,;bt Edl�orSterlJog S. BU8bnell, '19 ..••••. Day EditorVera K. Edwardaeo, '17 .. Women'8 EditorBUSINESS DF.>PARTlIEl\"IT.F. C1a1re Maxwell. '19 •. BU810ess Manager.\SAoeiate Edltor8Geor� Barelay, '19. Wade Bender, '18Reporters.Leooa Bachrach, � R utb �nzberger. '19Robert Cameron. '!.)() Roland Hollowa,., �"rotby Dorsett, 19 .Joho Josepb, '20"latb Falboan. '18 Ileleo RaTlt('b, '20- ..... Fisher. ':0 Harold Staosburr. '20Eotered ft8 second clas8 mall at tbe Obl­ca,;o Postotttee, Cblcago. Illioois. �Iareb 13,1906. under Act ot Marcb 3, 1873.; �" By Carrier. $2.:w. a rear; $1 a quarter.By llall. $3 a year: $1.25 a quarter. .Editorial RO(lms ......•......•.•••. Ellla 1%Telephone llldway 800. Local 162Boslneu Offlce ..••...••.••••••.••• EllI8 14Telephone Biackstone 2591.... 2.7SATURDAY, APRIL 28, 1917.'rHE NEWSPAPER AND COLLEGEMAN."',..t "After watching several scores ofcollege men of. almost, every typeknown at Illinois 'go through' metro­politan dailies, we are convinced thatthe average college man does notreally read a newspaper. Here is theusual line .of attack: a cursory-verycursory-glance at the front �geheadlines as the sheets are eagerlyfingered in search of the 'Sportingpage; a rather critical reading of thenews of the world of sport followedby a few chuckles found in the pa-·per's humorous column, whatever ithappens to be, This done, our aver­age college man gives a second hastyglance at the screamer and the scareheadlines on the front page, and, hav­ing satisfied himself that Ty Cobb isstill playing baseball, that B. L T. isstill funny, and that the UnitedStates DS not yet at war With Ger­many, casts it aside for the day. Theeditorials seldom receive any atten�tion. But, the paper has really beenread. _,-•"Our college man has gotten fromhis hasty 'gbmce at headlines but' afaint rUmble of the internationalstorm which threatens even our ownland. And the first duty of a citizenis to know and be concerned in. hiscountry and that which goes 0 naboutit. Amel!ica is no longer' an isolatedland •. We have reached a period ofworld interdependence; the affairs ofAmerica and Budapest are our affairs,and our SUairs theirs. To truly under­stand other men, to understand com­merce, in sho., to understand any ofthe present day movements, the-act­ivities of man, we must see, we mustapprecia� to a limited degree atleast ate influences, the events' thatare making history aD the world to­day. Our vision must be a world vision-and it is only through a thoroughreading from day to day of the news­paper that we can get this world vi ...monor"It has been said tliat the test of aneducation is the appreciation of analien interest. It is the obligation ofthe college man to society to lead injust this appreciation. Yet, can theaverage student pass the test?"If it has been your habit to givefive minutes daily to newspaper read­ing, adopt a new schedule and allowan hour-and, if you don't know it,already, you'll find the most lmport­ant news on the front page. That'swby it'l there. Don't· overlook theeditorials. Try reading your news­paper instead of just 'going thoughit! "-Dan,. Illini. _:n��������'���iBRAMHALL REGRETS. .r :NEW SUB-DEAN. SYSTEMNON-ATI'ENDANCE OF RETAINS ·UPPEBCLASSSTUDENTS AT TALKS WOMEN COUNSELLORS..'.Says Series OIl "Why United StateS·Is In War" Were Originated Pri­marily For Undergraduates..University students are not re­sponding very well to the series oflectures on "Why the United Statesis in the War," which is being givenby members of the faculty, accord­ing to Frederick Bramhall, of thePolitical Science departmem. Mr.Bbmhall said yesterday:."1 have been rather disappointedto see such a small percentage of·l!niversity students among thosepresent at the lectures given tbirweek. The committee that formulatedth� plans for the series planned themexpressly for students of the Univer­sity, and not particularly, for outsid­ers. To see that Iess than one-halfof those present are students is dis­couraging.Arrange Convenient Time."Even the hour of seven o'clock waschosen with the idea of helping outthe students. There is no drill atthat time, and :the Iectures being overby eight, those who attend still havethe whole evening before them."We members of the faculty haveoften been asked by students to ex­press our opinions on the war, andhave felt ourselves rather hamperedin the classrocm, But now when wehave been gUven the opportunity tospeak right out, to.tell how this greatwar has affected us, in hsort, notconfined at all ,by any restrictions, it.seems as if the student body shouldrespond, since it was ·the student bodythat asked fot' vieWs and ideas.Give Personal Reactions."I do not think that the differentsubjects shoul,d fri�ten anyone awayfor each speaker's subject is a verygeneral one, and ibas been chosen Imerely as a center of attack. Eachspeaker has talked and will talk onwhat is next to. bis own heart, andtell of his own personal reaction' tothe recent events.".MAJOR BELL RECEIVESALL CHICAGO RECRUITSCentral War Department Headquar­ters Send AU Southside Appli­cants to University Statiou..Applications for entrance to theReserve O1f.icers' camp at FortSbe�dan have been so numerousthroughout the city that the head­quarters of the Central War-depart..ment has begun to 'send the recruitsto the fourteen sub-stations in thecity. For this reason Major BeDhas been cuducting the examinationof all southside applicants, irrespee­tive 'of whether they are Universitymen .or not. During the three hoursbetween 9 and 12 yesterday, overforty men presented themselves tohim with their credentials.The work of preparing for theopening of the camp bas become 80arduoua and complicated that MajorBell has turned over the drilling ofthe University rec:ruits to SergeantArmatzoDg. The drill squads areIItill arowing, especi,Uy those of thealumni Over .two hundred graduateshave come back to the University todrill. They have formed three com­panies of eight squads eaeh and drillTuesday and ThUl'Sday nights inBartlett and Stagg field.Alfred Bellam, To Speak. (COfttimud from page 1)TeD Men and Ten Women. Appointedby Board of Deau, Will Servefor One Yarei -'" PJ•• ,bew.atT.•elJ., beviJ·fawepb�lymtse:demileeW(The Biochemical Seminar will dis­cuss "The Evolution of TemperatureRegulatory :Mechanism" this mom­iDg at 8 in Pbysiology 16. Alfred·BeJlamy wiD be the speaker. TROUBLES and mosquitosare a lot alike. NeitherIJ one stays 'round a place whar IJn thar's plenty 0' good p' nu . ,��!:'��pe __ 1fP, U. n•. ... nL::3. _.iEJ.i j.El.i .. �'£::JGREATEST BARUINS IN HISTORY OF TYPEWRITERSAll Mlus TYPlwriter Co ••. 112N.Dllrbam St •• Pboaa.�nt.I031.. .r---------------lTEACHERS AND STUDENTSI . IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR INTERESTING, PROFITABLE, I 'V A CAT ION W.O R K III SEN� FOR OUR PROPOSITION IT'S G REA T I1Ir. Frost, $1111.94 dlrtq3 ... coIIIp ylCatlH. MluIlcClllbJ, $171.35111 1 -. II N�·RT·;.;'R�·DGEB�US_;;·COMPA..�·y ,L ���:!!.I�I�I! - � _ JThe new sub-dean system recentlyproposed by the Undergraduate coun­cil will not replace the UpperclasaCounseHor system for women, as itwill that for the men. The reasongiven for this is the fact that theold. system of aiding incoming stu­dents met with greater success amongthe women than it did with the men.The .new pIan will apply to womenin addition to the counsellor system.The personnel of the system willinclude ten men and ten women (thisnumber is subject to change) of theJunior class who will be chosen inMay to serve for a year. Their suc­cessors will, however, be selected inMarch and will work for two monthsas asSistants to the sub-deans, togain experience in the work to be.required of them, the BOard ofDeans, using the qualifications formarshals and aides in making thechoices. Underwoods $30 to �'OOliver � 25 to 45L. C. Smith 27 to 40Remington. . _ IS.SO to 6SSmith-Premiers 16.50 to 4�and other makes $10 and�. Ex­pert repairinlt and rebuildinC. Ev­ery machine in pedect eonditionand cuaranteed two ,.eara. Wesell to students on easy pa1ment ••Write for our liberal free trial of­fer and cut-rate prices.To Meet ID Ida N01ea. w(LCJ,Will Hold Conferences.The duties of the sub-deans, forwhich they will be paid, will begina week before the opening of theUniversity. Their offices will prob­ably De in the Y. M. C. A. assemblyroom (for the men) and in Lexing­ton hall (for' the women). Here thefreshmen, assigned alphabetically,will confer from 9 to 12 and 2 to5 on the first and second days ofthe week, and from 10 to 12 and 2" on the . third and fourth days.Freshmen will meet their sub-deansby appoinbnent made by \ letter dur­ing the second week prior to the. beginning of school.The consultation between the sub­deans and the freshmen will furnishinformation of a general sort aamedat familiarizi�g the newcomer withthe campus geography and customs.It will not be of the sort materializedunder the .counsellor system for thereason that the sub-deans will notbe responsible mel'le.ly to a moral ob­ligation of a minor sort, ·but will betrained and employed to give outtheir !information with business effi­ciency. All members of the Freshman com­mission who wish to attend the beachparty at Northwestern Tuesday havebeen lequested to meet today in. IdaNoyes hall at !:80.cop the pennant. You see,' Ulysses,though a wise senior, walks once toooften on the Midway with Circe; 'hecomes back . a: fiance. Be must giveCirce something to commemorate thevictory-so he gets- a a-esbire Cat. 'But he hasn't given it to her yet-eo I jKewpie swipes the cat, the cateats the bananas, and the sophs, #lose their flag. Caesar and ·MUD-cha� upbraid Circe for giving their I'secret away, and insist that abe m� r"help them get ·ftvenge on Kewple .Iby Theda Bara-ing him. WiD abe! �She will, and thus tlle plot is started. tWhIstle To Be Feature. 'A features of the second act willbe a special editiOD of the c.mpas :Whistle .in dramatic if Ungram�ti- .f','cal form, consisting of The EditorHimself's version of the Greek al­phabet. AI!lO a large battJescene wiDbe but on between the Coeds, led byCupid (Kewpie) and the Anti-Coeds, (fmarshalled by Caes and Munch. This �.lbattle, the author believes, will end Ithe "coed" question once for all TheIlthere is a Gnek trial in which BartCormack al a Shakespearean ( !) � Iprosecuting attmney will be aUowedto display bis pyrotechnie&-KewpieDearly gets the worst of it in thilscene but il finan,. saved b,. PortiaTIledabara HemphRI, whose 1riteh- ,craft ftnaIly prevaila.. R1IIIian Cigarettes.A new, delicious smoke on saleat the'Russian Tea Room1116 So. Michipn Ave.Trial �ac:bge Maned on Re-'capt of 2Sc. \ Hteatictb:f01taWiD Explain Registration.The sub-deans will exzplain to thefreshmen the generall tYPes of instruc­tion offered in each of the collegesand will try to direct them to certaincolleges. They will also explain thedetails of registration and '\\till helptlle new students fill out the cards ofregistration that are required by the .lUnive;rsity. This mechanical work,when done before the openi�g of theUniversity, wilI' remove a great dealof confusion from the beginners'first days and will start the work ofthe schools sooner.This plan as outlined above hasbeen presented to the Board ofDeans and will depend on the deci­sion of that body for permiaSion tobe put into effect. . With a ratifica-·tion at the next meeting of the boald,the Undergraduate counc:il will in­augurate the system. After trial .forODe quarter· a decision wi}l be madeas to continuing the system as a 'per­manent Uniyersity institution. To Speak At Veapen..The Rev. Dr. Harry Emerson Fos­dick will speak on ''Is God in Ear­nest?" at tlle vesper Service tomor­row at ":30 in MandelATWATER TELLS STORYOF BLACKFRIARS PLAYback to 1917, B. C., baek ·to the timewhen the gods and goddesses wereyoung and spent happy college days.in the University of Athens on theIsles at Greece.Kewpie Goes To HeIIas.Now we have Kewpie's young ideaof the glory that waa Bellas: this ishis Myth in Mandel:Kewpie seeks admission as a atu­dent at the U. of Athens from Socra­tes, who introduces him to Ulysses,a wise senior. He also meets Helenof Troy, dean of Women; lulius Cae­sar and Munchausen, clubby sopho­mores; Circe, the college widow, andeventually her kid sister, Psyche, a".tbweet" young thing.It seems that he bas arrived atthe psychological moment; the an­nual fresh-sopb flag rush il due thatmorning, the flag being the BeDenicnational emblem, a bunch of bananas..This is a secret;.......so Caesar aDd Mun­chausen JrIve it away'to Circe. CireeteDs m,. ... , UlYII- tells Kewpie:whereupon Kewpie pta aD idea to \lheCi!, newivavabahilThe Freshman Commiaion -ofNorthwestern has invited the Fresh­man Commission to a beach partyTuesday at Evanston. All memberswho wish to go have been requestedto meet at Ida Noyes at 3:30."Finite Collineation Groups" wrlt­ten by Prof. H. F .Blichteldt, of thedepartment of Mathematics of Le­land StaDford J'unlor 11Iliftl'lritJ', waSissued .�,. b7 th UDherBityPress. t.• 'W(aTiVisitboa�. \1\, .\.thehcotitteb!be,]a,01�. �tois\. I�wiw:., 1:hi't inwiOUTLINE PLANS FORINFANT WELFARE ATMEETING OF WOMENPractical Work. Lectures ADd De­moostratioaa To Be Used InTraining University Students.Plans for Infant Welfare work tobe done by wOmen of the Universitywere 'outlined Wednesday afternoonat a meeting called by Dean Marion-• Talbot. The 'program proposed iselastic, not more than an hour a weekbeing required for work.'The program bU three main di­visions. First, practical work. at In-'fant Welfare stations, where theworkers will be required. to assist thephysicians and nurses in charge. Theseeend idvision will comprise week­ly or semi-weekly lectures and de­monstrations by physicians and nur­ses. Finally, there will be given UD­der the auspices of the Women's Ad­ministrative council, a series of publiclectures on the social side of welfarework.. "Moat Hand In Names.Those' who are' interested in thework may send their names to MaryLocke Wellington, 5632 Kenwoodavenue, who will furnish further in­formation. Dr. Caroline Hedger, for­mer health commissioner and direc­tor of the Infant Welfare work ofChicago, discussed the methods em­ployed in the stations and the needof the work, at the meeting,'''i:'be object of the work," said Dr.Hedges, "js not _the cure of dis­eased babies, so much as ,the preven­tion of i,lIness and the- can! of heal­thy infants. There is a great needfor the work. and University womencan do much to further it."A Child .Welfare exhibit is beingheld tbi� w�k at the Hyde ParkCenter, 6435 Lake Park avenue, andnext week a model welfare stationwill be opened in the Michigan Boule­vard building, 30 N. MiChigan boule-,vard. All those who are interestedhave been urged to visit these ex­hibits.A limited, number of Universitywomen uVe been ·invited to atteDda lecture on ''Infant Welfare in WarTime" to be gi'VeD by Miss HarrietVrttum of the Northwestern Univer­sity Settlement Monday, at 2 at thehome of Mrs. Besely, 4515 'Greenwoodavenue.\\l,•,\,NEW ORGANIZATIONANNOUNCES 'GIFTS.. Gifts amounting to $2105 haft beenmade to the Woman's War Aid of the­;, University of Ohicago, which metyesterday afternoon in Harper as­sembly. MJa. Harry Pratt Judson,• ' president of the organization, led themeeting. The Woman's War Aid isthe result of the eo-operation of manyclubs and societies, in the Universitycommuunity which have been work-.W., ing independently in difreft1lt kinds4 'of reUef worlc. The new organiza­tion bas been divided into commit-6 tees and each will haft charge of cmebranch of work. In this way, it t., boped that any duplication or over--lapping of fields of endeavor wiD bef avoided and 12le whole work eeneen­trated. TwO of the money giftawere $100:0 each.OPEN REGISTRATIONFOR TENNIS TOURNEYSt' All women who plan to enter thetennis toamament have been askedto sign :their names on the list whic:bis posted on the bulJetin board in theIda NOY4!s basement. The entrieswill close WeclDetldq at 2.. Drawingswill be held Thursday from 9:16 to1:30 at JIra. Gmlart's desk in the� '!he nftJta of tJi4! draw­ing aDd t:IJDM for pla)'IDc matehMwm be poded .7 1.. \'r . 0 HeleD, Why Do You Do It 1Helen (you know-Helen Handy):-"Yes, Earl, I am going to start agarden."Earl:-uWbat! Where do you getthat stuff 1",He1en:-"But, I don't know whatto do."Earl:-':Wbat do you mean 1"Helen:-uWell, I bought a pack­age of seeds and it says on ,the pack­age ',plant in hills.' Now, there areno hills around here, aU the land isflat. What sha 11 I do?"Earl:-UBoy, the smelling salts."Gim Him' Mercury.Dear Sir:- Did it ever occur to you that mostof the professors get -their jobs bydegrees?v� sincerely,Atthur Mom&ter.POME.. A woodpecker lit on A. Lindauer'sheadAnd settled down to drill:He bored away for' half a dayAnd finally broke his hill.(Thank you, nUnois Siren.)Try It Yoanelf.·CUyde Park loo·iT please.""Hyde Park, 1-0-9-4.""Yes'm.""Hellow, D. U.?"'Feminine voiC&� "Of course I don't.Who is this, please?"Bang.Add Campus Liars.Pay you tomorrow.'Upon the__ solicitation of manyfriends, I hereby sac:riftee my timefor 'the. office of-«.c.I ,couldn't get rthe books.The editor .of this column is dis­eouraged over the volunteer sYBtem,of eonmoution. He· is lin favor ofuniversal service on the campus. He'also ,beliem in ccmseription. &n­sequently, we demand the servicesof Dutch BaniSter, Helen Adams, Be�·BeD and A. P. S. wili they· kindlysend in their comedy at - once. Oth­erwise, the guard bouse.The WbisUe for. Tuesday wl11 bewri�n by Morton Weiss, the weiSsman.Go to it, Mort.Do better than Pat did •T. E. H.To Bold SwiDuai� Tryout..Tryouts for the Women's Juniorand Senior college swimming teamswiD -be held May 1 at 4:30 and againon May 9 at 4:30. The departmentbas urged all women who ean swim 'to try out for these teams, in orderto make 12le squads as large as p0s­sible. For particulars concerningthe tryouts, aspirants may consultthe swimming bulletin boalds in IdaNoyes.Hold Sunday Night Supper.Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, AssociateProf. of English, will be guest ofhonor at the Informal Sunday nightin Ida Noyes haD, which i. In chargeof a croup of Foeter hall women. Allwomen who are llvbag In, boardinghOUM have heeD innted. Those whou:peet to attend ha ... been asked to)eave their umes In lin. . GeorgeGoodspeed'. otriee In Ida No,. haD. WhyReady - Made ClothesWhenyou can buy a suit from us that ismade for YOU, from a selection ofover soo patterns, no two alike, forabout the same price that you mustpay for ready-made clothes?'If YOU want individual clothes, andnot the same style that everybody, 'wears; just a little different from theother 'fellow's, and that is what weaim to give you.'If Ask the .boys: they will tell youwhat kind of clothes we make.FOSTER & ODWARD} ,Correct Dressers of Men. ,\7th Floor Rep.6c Builc1iD4CHICAGO State aDd Adams Streets '.: MAROON TEAMS �FIRST AND SECONDIN PENN CONTESTS. (Continued from page 1)quent star. 'Coach Stagg's, men arecapable of a good race in this eventand they can be counted upon to pushthe Hoosrers to the limit.The positions on 'the tz1Lck for theraces tomorrow:One-mile College Championship of'Ameriea. - Lafayette, first; NotreDame, second; Northwestern, third;Miisaouri, fourth; Wisconsin, fith; Ii­linois, sixth;' Kansas, seventh; Penn­sylvania State; eighth; Chicago,ninth; Princeton, eleventh; Dart­mouth, twelfth.Two mile College Relay Champion-, ship - Pennsylvania, tint; NotreDame, aec:oDd; syracuse, third;PrinCtlton, fourth; Dlinois, fifth;�, sixth; Pezmsylvania State,seventh; Cbieago, eighth;' Yale,ninth; Wisconsin, ,tenth.Four-DUle College Relay Champi­onship-Lafayette, first; Pennsylva­nia, second; Princeton, third; Penn­sylvania State, fourth; Yale, fifth;Chicago, sixth; Wisconsin, seventh;Columbia, eighth.InTite Alunml Of Clabe.The Freshman clabs win aive aDahmmi dance Monday at 3:80 In thereception room of Ida Noyes. Eachclub will give two etertaiDments be­tween daDeeL All � of tileclubs have been invited to atteDd. In the .pM. ayo� man'. fancylightly tuma tothoughts of!Send . rw:;:: Trust Iiii! " §i & Savings Bank I= . . §� 12M East· Sixty-third Street §I ' I� The NEARJ;'-ST Bank to §= - §I The University of Chicago §I Resou� $2,600,000 ii kn Old�' Strong Bank IlIt will be a pleasure to ua. • COD- !nmence to you. if you do your. BmkiDs here..... I ,",""";'wi .. CIaicap colon _ .....$1 the peaDd atVAN De BOGERT & ROSS,Eaat 1181 st. ancl Lake Park Ave.R. M. GRAY1140 Eat 11th atreetGLENN BROTHERS_ 1141 Eaat lIN 8tr.etAMPHLETT BROTHERSaGO Stony 'elancl Av ......Classified �ds.ATl'RAOTIVE SUITE OF ROOMSwill rent single or together. Bath.and lavatory adjoining. 5749 Dor­chester. H. P. 4296. Opportunityfor French conversatlion.TYPEWRITING OFFICERoom 2, LuiDcton Hall(Staopa�Expert (Q,P7iDc(MJmenp.pIriacPricee NoaaiMl·Jlidwa7 800 Ba _LoeaJ 114 Pae. ...,_.. ' •� ! -. I. PRINCESSMatiDee Tbunday. $1.00Saturday, best seats, $1.60Tonight-The Parisian PantomtzD.·'PIERROT THE PRODIGAL-The Musical Event of the SeuollMISS LUCIA HENDERSHOThas returned from New York �• DeW.., for spring and st1IDJDer.<:au. n� M= .. -me at8 .'hlftte J .... b7 aJlPC!!ntmeDt..1641 East 67th BJde Park 2IQ4r.#"'4f�:::�.�,�",-\ .. i""'.":"\�:�::l""��g!!'i¥"1:'&"�t;A.�'fl,M ""':,>:'��� l '!, '.-.' .,"", >TJ4E DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, APRIL" 1.17. .'ELECT DAN :::;'ERGUSONPRESIDENT OF ALUMNIChicago AseoeiatioD BoWs EnthllBi­astie MectiDg At Hotel LaSalle­Will Reorpaize Alumni DrillOfficers were elected at the meet­ing of the University of ChicagoAlumni club, at its meeting in tReHotel La Salle Wednesday nigilt.They were: Dan W. Ferguson, presi­dent; Lawrence Whiting, vice presi­dent; Everett Rogerson, secretary andtreasurer; Walter Mcwry, John P.Menher, Arthllr A.. Goes and R0-bert Harris, executive committee.Reports were made on the StaggPortrait Fund, and it was found ,thatall but $450 of the required sum hadbeen obtained. It was announcedthat Oscar Gross would be the artistto paint the portrait, that the sit­tings would be made in May, andthat ,the portrait would probably bepresented at the June convocation.George Fairweather reported thatthe � Student Loan Fund at presentamounted to about $2,000 and that$1,500 of ,this sum was out. Thesecretary-treasurer, Lawrenee Whit­ing, announced that th� club bad 203members, over $300 in the bank anda record of five meetings during theseason. J. P. Lightbody made re­ports concerning the work of thehigh school committee, and stated t.hatmen in high schools all over theI country had been talked to about theUniversity.It was decided that the whole sys­tem af dnll by alumni would bei!,�\, the few holes that had to be pluggedup in the machine that was runner­up in last year's Conference raee.Coach Pa'ge bas shifted his lineup,moving Cabn from first to third place.and moving Giles up to the lead-otrposition. Gilu bas been hitting theball in streaks but haa more baseson ball� to his credit than 'any othermember of ,the nine. Bart, theslugging backstop, has been battingaround .400 for the season thus farand still holds the clean-up plaee inthe bs.tting order. The infield isworking more smoothly than at anyprevious time and will probably line­up as it did in the last game againstthe Purple. Lineup:Ohio State..C. Robinson Center FieldFriedman Second BaseNorton _ _... ShortstopAsh � BaseSkelley ;-......... Third BaseJones : _ Catch.erStaudt _ _.... Right FieldHarley _ _.:... Right FieldPruen Pitcher<llieap.Giles _......... Shorbtop_Curtiss _ First BaseCahn _ _ Center FieldRudolph ._ _ .. _..... Seeond BueHart _ _ _._ .. _ .. _ CatcherMarum _._ .. _ .. _..... Right :FieldMaxwell _ _ .. _ .. _... Left FieldLarkin _ _. PiteherWiedemann _:. ._ .. _ Thbd HueTO PLACE WAR VOLUMESON NEW -BOOK SHELVES SCOTT SAYS UNITEDSTATES MUST �REUROPEAN POLITICS_ VARSITY PLAYERS U�LL OPPOSE OHIOSTATE TEAM TODAYmore thoroughly organized. The con­stitution of the club was amended,making allowance for a junior mem­bersbip in the club, for men out otthe University not m� than a year.The dues will be $2.60 instead of$6.00. Outli.De Met.hods Of ObtaininC BooksOn Military ADd NaYalSubJeeta FroID Staeb. (COftt.a&1ud /nm& pGge 1)(Continued from 1'49. 1)come democratized. England andFrance, and Russia now, have alladopted a democratic, representativeform ot government just as free asour own. And so we must align our­selves with them, in that their demo­cratic interests are 0 'urdemocraticinterests now.1---The library officials have madearrangements whereby students mayhave easier access to books on thepresent war and other books on mili-. tary and naval subjects. The offi­cials advise that those in seareh ofwar material should first- consult themain catalogue in the delivery roomunder . the headings �'Military Artand �ience" and other militaryheadings under allied subjects.It this proves unsatistactory ,theclassed catalogue may be of USIe. Sub­jects on such topics are elassed underthe letters U and V. A collection ofEuropean )Val" material has bee-n plac­ed on the shelves near the Informa­tion desk in Harper, and henceforthwar books will be taleen from thestacks and placed on the new bookshelves under U and V.Magazines and periodicals formanother rich source for such materialand the "Readers' Guide to Penodi­cal Literature" will enable a studentto find the material very easily. Sucharticles as "The Crisis" by WilliamHoward Taft in the Yare Review forApril, "Compulsory Military Trainingand Service" by S. B. Allen in theApril number of Sea Power, and"New Russia" by G. Morgan in theNorth American Review for Aprilshow what the seeker can find in thecurrent periodicals, which are on filein the Peridoieal l"OOJ!l ot Harper.WILL PRESENT DIDO TONIGHTTwenty-six Students Comprise CastADd Chorus Of Play.Country Must Change Policy.Final preparations are being madefor the presentatioa of "Dido" to­night at 8 in the Ida Noyes assemb­ly ball. The play was written byProf. Frank J. Miller, ot the Latindepartment and is being given underhis personal direction.It deals with Aeneas' visit to Cat:­thage, after seven years of wander­ing. He and his comrades are wel­comed by Dido, the queen and urgedto make their home with the Cartha­g'inians, Venus, the mother of Aene­as, distrusts this hospitality. To pro­tect her son, she instructs Cupid toshoot a dart into Dido's heart thatshe may love Aeneas. But her loveis ill-fated and results in tragedy.The cast includes ten characters,assisted by a chorus of sixteen sing­ers, who will give the prelude andfour other numbers. At the dressrehearsal, the directors expressedthemselves as being quite satisfied bythe improvements that had been madein the production. A fetW remainingtickets may be obtained at the door.The price of admission is twenty-fivecents. "And so, with these' changes whichhave taken place in Europe, with thefact that the world is smaller nowthan it has ever been before, throughthe medium of our forms of com­munication and transportation, withthe- fact that the United States hasassumed the dimensions of a worldpower, we are foreed to change ourtraditional policy. The United Statesis brought back into the whirl of worldpolities, with a probability that itwill never be isolated again."Before the war broke out, andeven after it, �e heard from time totime of plans to establish a leaguefor the' preservation of world peace.Now, with the entrance of the Unit­ed States into the conflict, I am surethat there is a league for the enforce­ment of peace;in.tbe world. For withdemocratic Britain, France and Dus­sia and the United States, we havethe very epitome of a leagile to pre­serve the peaee of the �world, andto crush those who reNae to bepeaceful. 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