DISCUSSES MOTIVES OF WAR That the standards of taste areformed by the 'permanence and theexcellence of a piece of writing, andthat those who deny such standardsare merely indolent and conceited,was asserted yesterday ·by Dr. PaulElmer More, famous critic- and jour­nalist, who gave the last of the WH-'liam Vaughn Moody lectures. Dr.MoI1;!,'s subject was "Standards ofTaste.""These standards of taste," Mr •More stated, "are not any cosmicfoot-rules, and those who have triedto use them as such were practicallyinsane. Some of these so-called scho­lars have tried to criticize by labora­tory methods. The results were that'Beside the -Bonnie Briar Bush' head- .ed the list of literature, and 'Hamlet'was well toward the bottom.Is Unchangeable Thing."The law of taste is one of theunchangeable things of life. Reli­gion, science and such things comeand go; wars change the world, buttaste never changes. Homer has liv­ed in spite of the Dark Ages and thenaturalists, and lives gloriously, nev.·er to die, we hope."Things' live because they appealto What is permanent in human na­ture. These naturalists, erroneouslycalled humanists, so evident lin Rus­sian, German and French literature,and. even in American literature. now,are training to the beast that is inman, and their .books are not re-readtime and again. Permanence of!pfeasure is sure, and it is' th� stan­dards of taste that involve this dlis­cipline. By nature, men are wont tograsp at the easier ways of pleasureand pain, and to slip by permanenceand excellence. It is education thatteaches us the better way." Scene Of "A Myth In Mandel"Will Represent Campus OfUniversity Of Athens.P.rice 5 Cents,.. at aroonVoL xv. No. 130.r 1";. --• " MAROON MEN LEAVE. FOR ANNUAL PENN... " TRACK CONTESTS�Jay Squads, Graham, Brelos,Higgins and Stagg Go ToPhiladelphia.. .., MINOR INJURY BARS FISHERWisconsin. Princeton and HarvardEnter At Last 'Minute-Meet.. � - .. Is Lareest Ever. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO.: FRIDAY. APRIL 27, 1917.RAISE THIRD OF FUNDFOR AMBULANCE CORPSTHE DAlLY MAROONBULLETIN. McLAUGHLIN LASHESGERMAN ESPIONAGEAND PROPAGANDISM DISCUSSES FORMATIONOF TASTE STANDARDS�'1 ' �:. Eleven patrons and patronesses f()r. ;'Dido," the play to be. given by theUndergraduate Classical club tomor­row at' 8 in the Ida Noyes assemblyhall, have been announced. They 'are:Mr. and )Irs. Frank J. �liI1er, I�r. andMrs. 'Elmer Merrill. Mr. and Mrs. Ro­bert Stevens, ':\-Ir� and Mrs, GordonLang. Mr. and <Mrs. Robert Bonnerand Mr. Roy Nelson. Cbrence S. Darrow and Victor Yar-The play is a dramatization of Vir- ros will speak today 'at 4:35 in Has­gil's "Aeneid," according to the Eng- kell assembly, at a meeting which haslish t�nslation of Prof. Frank J. :\-Iil' -for its purpose the presentation ofler, of the Latin department. The some of the arguments against univer­plot deals with Aeneas's visit to Dido's sal military service. Arrangementscity of Carthage, and the tragic out- have 4been made to move to a largercome of that visit. Rehearsals have ball if it becomes necessary. Darrowbeen held daily under the direction of is a Chicago attorney who. is prom-Prof. Miller" Angela Tyler is the inent in matters pertaining to labor Ticket Sale PI'Ogre8Se8.general manager. lQ�tioD:S. Yarros is well known The ticket sale continues to progressTwo Quarters to Sing. among the free thinkers iii Chicago. with promising indications, althoul'hTwo double quartets composed of _, not .so satisfactorily as was at firstmembers of the University choirs will BALLS COMMITTEE TO expected. The last three evenings ofsing. Those in the chorus are: Ette MANAGE SEWING TODAY performance are still the best to fbuyA be rn a tillY. Corinne Allin, Elanor tickets for. The majority of the $1.50Cloutier, .Ruth Genzberger, Miriam The Red Cross sewing at Ida seats for:- May 4 have ·been reservedLibby, Irene Okeberg, Gwendolyn �oyes today will be in charge of the oot many desirable seats at lowerPerry, Ruth Pierce, Grace Woolworth, Halls committee of the League. The prices ore main unsold. The MandelJ f following women will act as chair box-office is open daily from 10:10 i-Frederick Huebenthal, Richard e -men for groups from their halls: t 3 :".Iery, Clifford Manshardt, Paul Mer· Julia Harvey and Agnes Long, Bee- o.. h Coach Hamilton Coleman has fin- .chant, Jacob Sietsema. Warren Smlt cher; Paulina Davis, Green; Mary ished the J>reJiminary work on file..'j",.':-and George Stump. The women will Stillman, Kelly; Edwina, Williams, ....h first act and has begun to put thesing a hymn to Dawn, and a slum er Foster; Margaret Clark and Bernice.I H G second into workable shape. The sec-song; then men, the Song of opas; ogue, reenwood. Mrs. Goodspeed ,:�and the entire chorus. the prelude to is in charge of the sewing and has ond act has been rebuilt. The char- 4Today. p . ki k . requested the women to spend as acrer of Issicles has been dropped and _fthe !play. Frances am IDS'Y .. "Divinity ehapel, 10:10, Haskell.chairman of the music committee. much time as possible sewing at Ida two others, Cassius and Brutus, acted -;Sophomore dance, 3:30, Noyes. Noyes. Mr. La Verne Noyes has by Bartlett Cormack and Buell Patter' ·lGerman Conversation dub, 4:30, The cast of the play follows; :"1I given $1000 to be spent for material. son, have been added. Harey Swan- ."Noyes. Dido Frances Langwort ly '1 '�..K 11 son WI I act the role of T. E. H., the ,- :.�Tomorrow. Anna Agnes e ey D'I ". . I' G Pror. Sti-litz Returns. al y ,;uaroon editor, as welt. as thatMeetings of the UnlveTSlty ru Ing Barce florence, arton -a :;.tE4 F k of tMark Antony. Drt"ss rehearsals �bodies, Harper 1. Venus Helen lac''11 L '. '.;..•Board f th _-.I.. I f Co - Prof Julius StiPcPll'tz head of the "', .Jemn on Tuesday .. 0 e �IOO 0 mm�ce Cupid .... , .. . .. .. Beatrice Fenberg . .�, ,.,.d •• ti 9 Chemistry department, bas- returnedand A mlnlsUa on, • Aeneas ..... " .... \Villiam Van Vliet _:,Faculties of the Graduate echooIs to the University from Washington, �0( Commerce and Administration. 10. Achates. . . . . . . . . . .. George McKay D. C. Prof. Stieglitz represented the Sophomores To Dance Today. .�3, N Iarbas Frederick Steinhauser Amen'can ""---cal �ation, 01 .:OSUniversity Dames. oyes. '-'0....... � '.I. �Baseball. Chicago va. Ohio Sta� 3. IIioneus James Newett which be is president, at a confer- T,he SQphomore class will give a 'J�Sta�� field. lfercury Clarence Smith enee with government ofricials. dance today at 3:30 in Ida Noyes 'ban. _;�-------.--\.-- .. -- ,�.J,FRIARS SCENERY TOCOST $500 DECLARESPRODUCTION MANAGERLaboratory And Library Will FollowUniversity - of Chicago MedicalCorps Into Action-AutomobilesAnd Uniforms To Come Next Week. Dr. Paul More Declares CriterionsAre Shaped By .Permanence AndExcellence or Writing1i-SpeakerIs Famous Critic And Journalist." Over one-third of ·the money neces­sary to equip the ambulance com­pany organized among the Medicalstudents, with a field laboratory and_ library has been pledged or collect­ed. The rema5nder of the three thou­sand or thirty-five hundred dollarsneeded is expected to be raised onthe campus, as tM ambulance com­pany will be the only institution tobear the name of the University ofChicago into service.The students of the Medical schoolhave donated over a hundred and fiftydollars, and the Faculty have givena like amount. A pledge for the fin­al thousand dollars has ·been givenand will be paid as soon as the otherfunas are raised.Books Have Been Donated.Books for the library, which willbe mounted on a motor truck withan experimental laboratory, and willfollow the company into action, have. been donated, When the .... corps "Is inservice the students will be able tocontinue their studies and take ad­vantage of any opportunities thatarise for, research. The officers ofthe company. Dr. Clark, of the An-• atomy department, captain, and Dr.C. W. Scott of ,the Presbyterian Hos­pital, IAeutenant, have had experi­ence In instruction and will be in'cha.rge of the studies.Shoes for the company have ar­rived and the othu parts of the uni­form Will be here next week. Themembers .of the company will appearin th�ir classes in the uniforms of theambulance service. Two automobile.ambulance will arrive Monday an�wtith the litters, which have '>eerihere for some time, will enable thecompany to. drill more effectivelythan has been possible.Will Dri� On Campus.In view of the fact that a meeting.of medical men in Washington hasrecommended medical students of thecountry to remain in school and con­tinue their studies instead of �ing, the ambulance rorps will continueits work on the campus. The govern-. ment has assured Captain Clark thatthe company will not be called intoservice until afber June 18."It must be remembered," �dDr. Clark, .. that the United Stateshas twice as many medical men per. unit of 'POPulation at the p�nttime than had any of the countriesof Europe when the war started andthat in the Medical department ofthe army service can be renderedwith muc:h leu inefficiency than char­afterized the beginning of the warabroad." ,. History Professor Believes Blun­dering Policy Of TeutonsHas Brought On Conflict.HAVE MANY SEATS TO SELLf Says Capitalism Did Not Drag Coun­try Into Struggle-Lectures ArePrimarily For Students. Desirable Seats At Low Prices StillRemain For First Performance­.office Is Open Daily."", . Coach Stagg, the members of thetwo and four mile relay squads, andGraham, Brelos and Higgins left yese­terday morning for Philadelphiawhere they will compete in the Penngames this afternoon and tomorrow,Captain Fisher -was originany sched­uled to make the trip but a minorinjury leaves the 'burden or winningpoints in the individual events toBre los, Gra'ham and Higgins.A quartet composed of F�uerstein,Clark, Otis and Tenney will corn:etein the distance medley event this af­ternoon, Coach Stagg has materialfor a sprint medley team with Brink­man and Feuerstein for the dashes,but it is doubtful if a team will been tered in this race. The entny forthe championship events tomorrowafternoon was still in doubt when themen left yesterday. The four mileteam will probably be given first con­sideratioD �ause of their .satisfactoryshowing at Drake last week. but if thereport that the anchor man' on theXotre 'Dame team is ineligible is basedupon fact, Mr Stagg may also start ateam in this event.Receive Unezpeeted Entries.The Penn officials announced yes­terday that despite the fact that manyof the eastern and western univer-sitieshad originally voted to abandon ath-I·" letics, a goodly share of them will setv, aside the rule to compete at Penn,\ Wisconsin, Princeton and Harvardare among the teams which were en-:tered at the eleventh hour. \Vhen thehigh school teams go to the mark toisatfernoon in the first event on theprogram, they will inaugurate thelargest meet from a standpoint "of thenumber of entries in the history ofthe Penn classic.In addition to the high school andacademy championships, the collegemedley relays and pantathlon will bedecided this afternoon. The threefeature events tomorrow will be theone, two and four' mile relays for theintercollegiate championships of theUnited States. In the mile event, La.iayette, Notre Dame, Northwestern,Missouri, llIinois, Kansas, Pennsyl-vania, Penn State, Princeton andDartmouth are entered. Pennsylvania,� otre Dame, Syracuse, Princeton, Il­linois, Kansas, Penn "State Chicagoand Yale have been nominated for thetwo mile relay. The' four mile relaywill bring out Chicago, Lafayette.Pennsylvania, Princeton. Penn State,Ya1e and Columbia.,t If 'Germany .had kept her spies and.propagandists at home and put theminto the trenches, perhaps we mightnot be at war with her today, accord­ing to P·rof. Andrew' C. :McLaughlin.head of the History department, whodelivered the second of the series ofsix. lectures on "Why the UnitedStates is in the War," before a ipublicmeeting held last night at 7 in Man'del hall. The title of Prof, McLaugh­lin's address was, "From Spectatorto Participant.""Had she kept her spies and propa­gandists at home," declared Prof. Mc­(C<mtmued on pilUs 3)Play' 15· Dramatizadot. Of Prof> Frank"J. Miller's English 1)'anslation OfVirgil's Aeneid-Announce ElevenPatrons and Patronesses. The scenery for"A lfryth In Man­del," the fourteenth annual comic op­era, which will be presented by theBl:lckfriars on May 4, 5, 1'1: and 12,will cost more than five hund-red dol­lars. This information was given outyester""dat)· by Sherman Cooper: man­ager of the production. Cox's Studiois painting the scenery.The scene represents the campus ofthe University of Athens. It was de­signed personally 'by the author, Rich-'ard Atwater, '11, who wishes it to beknown that he follow.s the iIc-sub­Urban school of stagecraft. It con- .tains the southwest corner of the 'Par­thenon, a colonnaded trottoir, a sun-. dial, and a "C" bench. Atwater -has 'described the rest of the scene as fol- _lows:'"STUDENTS TO PRESENTDIDO TOMORROW NIGHTDARROW AND YARROSTO TALK IN HASKELL Richard Describes Scene."lit the middle distance, one maydiscern the gilded facade of the tem­pled Divinity Heights. On the hori­zon, a solitany sail laughs upon thewine-dark Aegean sea between the'lPurple hills. of the Isles of Greece.Overhead is the ·blue infinity of theMediterra�ean sky-no flapping can­vas desecration here ,"Atwater designed the scene last.summer with a model theater (for­merly the home of American FamilySoap). His interest in the new stage­craft is said to be the aftermath of aJune evening at Hausler's last springin which Howard Mumford Jones dis­coursed at length on this and othertopics, including the Goddes.s of Lim­bo as opposed to the Goddess of El­bow...WEATHER FORECASTIncreuing doudiDe88 with coatin-.Qed cool. Moderate· to fresh north­west shifting to northeast wiada.t·"To Tum In Tag Money.All women on the Freshman com­mittee for the Quadrangle fete have'been rt'quested to turn in their tagmoney before 6 today to Phillis Pal­mer ·or deposit it in the box in 53Green hall...... ' !'"'''V .. -.nIB DAlLY IlAROON, FRIDAY. APRIL %'I. 1917.�be 8tadf'at N,.,,.papeor of Tbe Valyenlt,.of CbJ�o. .Pnbl1sht>d morntnes, except Sunday andMonday, durtug the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters lJy l'bt.> Dally llarooncompanx.Harry tHo S"'a080I1, '17 PrestdentArthur .\. Baer, '18 SecretaryF. Clatre Maxwell, 'HI ••..•.•••• TreasurerEDITORIAL DJ<:PARTllJ<:NTHarry R. Swanson, '17 ... �8noJ:ing FAltorArthur A. Baer, '18 •..•...•.. News Editor'Chartes C. Greene, '19 SIJ:ht EditorStl'rlln,: S. Bushnelt, '19 Day EditorVera K. Ed wardseu, T' .. WOlDeu's Editoruusrxass DIW.UtTME�""'.F. Clalre Mox\\"t'l1, 'W .. Business MllnagerAI'sociate EditorsGl'or�1" Barday, ·nl. Wade Bender, ·18Reporters.Leona Bachrach, ",!O It uth Genaberger, '19Robert Cameron. ':,,'0 Uo:and Holloway, "%0""'_thy Dorsetr, 19 John Joseph, "20'"latb Falkenuu. '18 lIell'D Rnltcb, '20...... Flsber, '20 Harold Stan8bury. ':"00Entered as second class Ulail at tbe Cbt­<'ll�O Po�totri('e, Chteaeo. 1lIlnols. �llrcb 13,19Of1, under .�('t of �larcb 3, 1813. .By Ca rrter. �.;-,() a yenr: $1 a quarter.By ll:lll. $3 a year: $1.� a quarter.Editorial UOflm!l Ellis 12Te!epbonl' llic1\\'ay 800. Local 1�Buslness Otrl('(> Ellis 14Tolephone Blackstone �91------------..... a • .,FRIDAY. APRIL 27. 1917.A GOOD PLAN.The n2W "sub-dean" system for­mulated by the Undergraduate coun­cil will be an excellent substitute forthe Upperclass Counsellor systemprovided that the ·plan is handled effi­ciently. In any such scheme thereis always a danger that the studentswho handle the work will not takethings sariously, that the positionswill be looked upon as "Campus hon­ors" rather than as opportunities forgood servlice to new students, that anawkward list of details will make ef­ficient work impossible.The Council k-nows why the Up­perclass Counsellor system was a fail-:ure, It knows from experience whatchanges must be made in the newplan in order to achieve success. Hav­ing this knowledgte, it should niotfail to take the cognizance of pre­vious errors and make. such impos­sible next year and the years follow­�g. The faculty should have super-\..- vision over the plan, in order thatefficiency might be certain. Andabove �11. competent men and, womenshould be appointed in order to in­sure success.The plan is admirable. It is a con­structive piece of work, and a greatcredit to the Council. We hope thatit will succeed.CALL OFF THE HOP.In view of the disturbances in thegeneral affairs of the Universitydue to the international complica­�io.ns, the student body should be se­rious enough dn its thought to takeall possible steps toward ·th� protec­tion of the country. The Univer­�y authorities are doing their parts;they have started an admirable Re­serve Officers' Training Corps, theyhave granted credit to students tak­ing military work (in most institu­tions such work is demanded of allstudents without extra credit), they.have excused students from classesin order to give more time for drill,they have held patriotic meetings,they are mobilizing the students,alumni and faculty members in every'Possib1e way. It is up to the stu­dents to make some sacrifices for the� of the nation.We need more time to devote totraining. At present, it is hardlyfair to ask relief from class work,when we �o about our pleasures andtrivial activities in the same way.Why do we not give up some of our50cial affairs, and use the time whichwould be spent in planning and at­tending these to better and more se­rious things? Should we at thistime plan a great 9Ocia� affair as theJiiierclass Hop, have numerous stu­·dents devote much time to the 'workconnected with it, when time is pre­�jous and when there are biggerthings to do? We should say, no.We have made no sacrifices yet; wewill have 'to i.n the fu�re. ADd the fewer sacrjfices we make now. themore we will have. to make in the fu­ture, To give up the Interclass Hop isnot a big sacrifice. It is trivial com­pared to the sacrifices ·beUig made bymany of our patriotic 'members ofthe University community. Certain­ly the student body can afford to dothis much for the good of the coun­try.COMMlJNICA�IONS. •(In view of the fact that the com­munication column of the Daily Ma­roon is maintained as a clearinghouse for student and faculty opin­ion, The Maroon accepts no respon­sibility for the serttim� theremexpressed. Communications arewelcomed by the editor. and shouldbe signed as an evidence of goodfaith, although the name will not bepublished without the writers con­sent.)The Other Side.Sir:What is democracy without intelli­gent public opinion? How can anypublic opinion he formed intelligentlyunless it has arrived at its conclusion-sby considering the problems at handfrom all angles.During the last few weeks, takingadvantage of .the state of war, influ­ences have been at work in our na­tional life which in germ at least areas pernicious and detestable to anycitizen of democratic convictions andprinciples as the worst type of Prus­sianism. A 'Powerful and influentialminority. not ashamed to resort to'mob tactics and .assistcd by therowdi­est element of the street. has insistedthat we dispense with all personaljudgment and convictions and acceptas law and gospel. whatever their .as­sumed superior insight and judgmentdeems necessary for what they con­sider the interest of the nation,iPatriotism of the worst self-for­getting kind is demanded. But when­ever the· question of social justice. asthe ba�js of such patriotism is raised,or whenever their propos-als and agi­tations meet with doubt and perplex­ity. they do not hesitate to denounceone as a traitor.There are those who favor Urtiver­sal Service provided sufficie nt guaran­tees will be given t hat the militarymachinery to he built up by the -peo­ple's conse!lt will not be used by spe­cial interests to frustrate social prog- .re-s and. the process of democratiza­tion .. Shall the proposed enormousmachinery without restrictions be left"'ithi� easy reach of a few mortalstoo rarely tempted by plutocratic as­pi,ra tions and too weak to re sist thetemptation to gamble with th; livesof the nation? Such questions demanddiscussion and consideration before itis too late.. Some of us have made up our mindsfor or against compulsony militaryservice in one form or another. :�Ianyof us are still perplexed. So far onlyone side of the argument has found apublic hearing, Fairness and the in­terests at -stake demand that we alsolisten to the opponents of compulsoryservice. Z, T, E.EDUCATION TO SOLVEPROBLEM OF INSANITYSAYS INSTITUTE MANDr. Singer Gives Social Types Lec:­ture-States That Mind CannotBe Diseased.That education will 1)C the methodof the future in treating insanity, wasthe stateme�t of Dr. H. D. Singer.of the State Psychopathic institute ina lecture given yesterday in Harper,Dr. Sin�r gave' one of ·the series ofSocial Types iectures. his topi� being"Insanity As a Social Probh:m.w"The general opinion that insanityis a disease of the' mind is ·erron.eous," ·said Dr. Singer. "As there is nosuch thing as a mind, it is manifestlyimpossible to get' it diseased, I n­sanity in truth is a difficulty in meet­ing the demands of social Iife, a dif­ficulty in adjustment."Regarding insanity as a resultlargelr)' of training, a hopeful view isopened up for the. cure of insanity.If training is responsible, it is ap­parent that correction of the training"is an easier task than controllingheredity. It i� impossible at presentto control insanity by controlling her­edity by such a device as eugenics. be­cause .society Ihas no� yet decided onthe, type of human being that is thebest social type:'\WeDarn Socks,Sew on' Buttons�an� Do MilldiOlFREE OF CHARGEMetropole Laundry1219 East 55tb StreetTel. 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Piftla A ...."Fl�p�rs ftI�squerad� Dance(D1siFRIDAY EVENING, APRIL 27, 19� 7DREXEL HALL40th St. and Cottage Grove A v_e.FOX TROT, WALTZ AND ONE STEPAdmission 50 CentsNo Other ChargetMISS LUCIA HENDERSHOTbas returned from New York with,Cl ..,ew step for sprinc and summer.,� !!T���= ��� �thiftte- leaon.-·b7 appointment.1541" East '51th· . Hyde hrt 2304: �. .. � ", PRI��ESSMatinee Thursday. ,i,oo. . , . S&tuntay, �t seata, ,1.50Tonigbt,-:The' Parisi�n 'PantomiiDe·'PI'ER�oT TH� PRODIGAL"The·lIu.ieal Event of the' S�'I I.. �� ,_I � �.�I,. :,1. r I I. 'I , ' '.�� t.' �n� '�.�_j�'I'j'�'l �"I!·�'1�,��'�:rr,·l'c�:��:r�:·""·��ry'��7::".���f��·���·��;- �"!':''''�--:;.r-:�-=:����.nx;�".-:� -. �;- .. ".,. ",,�·�,,'·r,=J-�.�- ........I... _'-1.' :..I COED CHRYMESCoed, coed, is your mind full?"Yea sir, yes sir, it gathers no wool!Parties and dresses, the latest dance­Why �t your lessons when you wantromance?"When little Coed goes to school of EdShe always says "Now me down tosleep I lay!"That's too many feet, but it sure is a•treatTo walk wtith her on the Midway... Itf 'jCON, coed, where have 'you been ':"I've been riding in a Ford Iimou-• . 1T sine."Coed, coed, whither did you wander?"None of your business, but I wishhe'd get a Parkard!"-Little Coed lost her sleep, she said,.... '.. And doesn't know where to find it.Leave dances alone, at night stay at-homeAnd soon you'll get so you don't mindit!f ,.Coed, coed, quite contrary,How does your garden grow?"I love that costume military!But I can't plant seeds in a row."". lJittle CoedIn a tea-room he fed.(Even as You or I!)He cut his thumbOn a cracker crumbAnd now she thinks he is shy!Why Sign!,.OOMMENT ON PAT'S LINE.\ Private Knipsehild; "Rotten!Where does he get this line about Edand me, What about himself?" _First· Lieutenant Sheehy: "Splen­did."Kernel FiIBART: "Give me my. money back". ", Richard' -XI:· "I have not read ityet. Wait till I get. ,through withthe first act."Major Coleman, Friars Brigade;"Drop the bricks."Orderly Windrow: "Shucks, I cando .anything."Editor: "Never again."'0 Correction.Now listen, Pat, that isn't the wayI heard the pledge party story. Naw!You know' very' well that 'a specificclub waS named. It was-well, youtell 'em .. -.' '. " .'...'t.The �i��m�n'8 �C?�Borden.Chappell.Kuk. •Cann... ' INTERESTING.lir. Edito�: ' J t' .Please be nice to me and do notwrite about my bon6bead plays. Thatstory about the Italian drill was true,but Pat should have known betterthan spread it around.· If you willpromise to spare me in the future,I will give you three sticks of .Spear­mint." Very sincerely,He�n.No, not Helen of Troy.Your Traded With.Mr. Ed.:( For two pins I'll toot your Whistlenext Tootaday with a tootsie-woot­sie time. Wot say?'" M. Weiss.He is a Weiss boy.But I know a man who was Weiser.Pass the ,hat.l'l� keep it. I C8t:l't find mine.T. E. H. TBB DAILY IIA&OON, FRIDAY, AFRIL 21, 1917."HALL FIELD & COMPANYWool JerseySkirt $10.75Silk Jersey Wool Jer_seySuit $35 Suit $25 TV 001 Jersey Wool Jersey Wool JerseyCoat $15 Coat $25 Coat $25 .Misses' Coats, Spits and Skirts Are SmartlyDeveloped Qf Silk and W 001 .IerseysSeldom has, a material been introduced that has proven so alto­gether popular as jersey; whether of silk or of wool. It is a mostpractical material, serving equally well for business, Summer resortand street wear. The Misses'section has an unusually extensiveassortment of styles for . late .Spring and early Summer, at priceswhich represent special values. Silk J erSe1JSkirt $10.75Sixth Floor, North Room .entering the war, Prof. McLaughlin ,.declared that' we were entering theo.\var from a totally disinterested stand­point. "A large number of peopleare shouting that rhis is a capitalisticwar, thatthe newspapers have draggedus into it, on behalf of the moneyedinterests, but this is not so," declaredProf. McLaughlin. "This is no cap i­taI'istic war. Some people are contin­ually complaining about the influenceof capital in our affairs. They resolveour public problems into such simpleterms that they "become public prob­lems no more. All perhaps that I canMcLAUGHLIN LASHESGERMAN ESPIONAGEAND PROPAGANDIS�(Continued from page 1),Laughlin, "in.stcad of sending. themover by the thousands to watch us, tonote our frailties, to ·b�ow up muni­tion factories, to kill our citizens, t<;» .watch �s up and down and to gener­ally outrage us, affairs might be dif-ferent at 'Present.Loathe German System.submit."In commenting on our motives in .. ClassiRed Ads.Fin' ceats per line. No adyer­tiRllleuu for Iaa thaD 25 ceDtL ADdusified adnrtiRmeuts mu. bepaid iD adftDce.ATTRACTiVE SUITE OF ROOMSwill rent single or together. Bathand lavatory adjoining. 5749 Dor­chester H. P. 4296. Opportunityfor French conversation.TYPEWRITING OFFICERoom' 2, Lexington Ba�t(Stenograpby ,Expert (Copying( Mimeograpbin�Prices NominalJlidway 800tAea1214 Bolt 269Ji'ae. Exeh.-w- .'ha�·e learned- to loathe that Iwhole vulgar: criminal, inimical sys- I �ay is that we have entered this wartern which Germany introduced into from a spirit of true disinterestedness,this country, The -crude intrigues if ever a nation did."were carried Of! without the slightest Dr. Arthur Peaeson Scott, of theconception of ev.erY d�y human psy- I History department, 'Will deliver theh third of the series of lectures on "Wlhyc ology, How could Gennany expect lto succeed with them, when they were: the United States is in the War" to­so obviously, a crawling, unlovely.' night at 7 in Mandel hall, The sub­thoroughly detestable. ty!pe? We t [ect of his Iecture will be, "The Pass­came gradually to see that a govern- ing of' Splendid Iscnatron."rnent practising these daily intrigueskept itself out. of the scope of ·thecourteous, polite amenities of a civ­ilized world."Germany's vlugar espionage didmore .than irritate us. It showed usa principle of world politics which wasessentially criminal. Had we acqui­esced to such a system. we not onlywould have openly countenanced it,but we would have corrupted our­selves. We would have bad to turnour government into an unfree. intr,­guing, unpopular hypocritical. 'oli­garchy. We have been tried �'ondthe verge of toleration, 'We couldnot longer hold OUT self-respect and Make It Twp[Coca-Cola is always a mighty welcome �tion, 'Whether the crowd's hot and --dry' orjust WanUDS a' glass of delicious i-efreah-'mente It's the favonte call of millions daiIr.J::)emaftd the I'ft\uine b,. full...e-, Dic:Imame8'encouJ'II8D -� ,THE CocA-COLA CO., ATLANTA. GA-.-�EDUIII"UUlIlIlIlIIlIltIlIllWlDlumumudIlIllIlUdWlnnmmnlIIIIRDIIIWnnIlWIIIIDDDDDlllldlllllllmn l!: •= == =5 Safer Than §Currency to' Carry... dteD beat remarbd wIleD taItfq 01.Ie. N. &: Ie. TRAVELERS' CHECKSB.1t"_,.I.,,c.d 'l'rGlMt.,. u •• 7'bmChec:b DOt counteniped may be repbad illOit.Conveuient for the coDege man traY. ConsiderinK the protection alfOl'ded.dlq iDdMctuaDy or with bb team.. t.beir COlt l.lasipiticaat..DID : ..... ,.IO,$20 loo.ta ........ ofSO"..... � 'wwtb:GfI ... Jro- 70'" local 60_ or ""'-lor Ifill pcrtical4rJ.lCnaut�· NadJob & KulJtit� EQUlTAIILE 8UII.DIIC NEW TORIC at't' �= =�mnmnmnnnllllnlmnmnalRlmllamlllDllJllllllll.nmunnnmnnnnnnllnllllllnllnIIIJlllrnJ�./:;.JTIlE DAlL'Y MAROON, FRIDAY" APRIL 27, °1917., ,Consider ConscriptionYou must be for or against compulsory service. You can­not be intelligently either way until you have heard bothsides; you hear the arguments for it every day. The op­posing arguments will be presented byHaskellClarence S. DarrowVictor S. YarrosWhether you are for conscription, doubtful, or against it,you will be there.Friday, April27 4:30 P. M.Students' Introductery SpringSale on Sporting GoodsIN order to acquaint the student body with our complete lineof athletic goods, we are offering our line at special, lowprices. Commencing Friday, April 13th and continuing for aperiod of one week.This Sale Positively Closes April 201211 'E. FIFTY-FIFTHSTREETIf you want someREAL bargainshere is youropportunity. Our store is openevenings.E�toH.)PY._Ga..• WALTER H. ECKERSALL(Fonner All-American Quarter Back and Uni­versity of Chicago football and track hero.)USES RECOMMENDSHorlick'sThe OriginalMalted MilkoHE SAYS "Hor-lick's' is the ideal, light, sustaining lunch before ath­letic contests, and the refreshing beverage after physical or mentalexercise.He especially considers the cocoa flavored Malted M.ilk TABLETSappropriate for the active oman in college life and athletics1• and as thedependable, convenient sustenance for the teams when traveling."Wa1lie" alway. prodacecL. Reeulta couut with him.He's now writing athletic articles for the TnDune.ASK HIM Phi Delta Theta vs. Phi Kappa Psi.Kappa Sjgma vs. Phi Kappa Sigma.Delta Upsilon- vs. Sigma Nu.In a preliminary round, Phi Gam..rna Delta will meet Sigma Chi, andDelta Chi will play Chi Psi. Thewinners in these two matches willmeet in the first round. You'll wear a Jerrems suittwice as long as ordinary° clothes=because you'll eo,:,joy its comfortable fit .and• °good style.That's what makes ourclothes so desirable and soeconomical. -Vol-, �IIAI, ,. 1.. .CapaE,.,TAKlBiggi) We�(5.e ,PHThe :) captumedh, i, medIIshotI the 21j Chieat i hamnTh�I. '. Feueiwon 13-5 .. MaroPeDe], OJ � edseley r.LaFafoortl,. the 5,.,TbiJealru" eventsitiOllgramficienehancnot ItwO-IteamClarllfour-SCHEDULE BASEBALL GAMESTeams To Play Baseball With �ItIndoor Ball.Fil'St round games in the Interfra­ternity, 'baseball .tournament werescheduled at the last meeting of th�Interfraternity council. The gamesthis year wilt not be regulation base­ball, but wilt he played outdoors witha soft indoor baseball. All men willbe eligible to compete in the gametregardless of whether or not theyhave won their letters in baseball.The first round must. be finished byMay l. The schedule follows:B�ta Theta Pi �s. Delta KappaEpsilon.Delta Tau Delta vs, Delta SigmaPhi.Alpha Delta Phi vs. Alpha TauOmega. ....Sigma Alpha Epsilon vs, Psi Up-silon.Dr. Fosdick Will Speak.,The Rev. Dr. Harry Emerson Fos­dick will speak at the vesper serviceSunday at ":30 in Mandel. Dr. Fos­dick has for his subject "Is God inEarnest?"Sophomores To Dance Today.The sophomores will give a dancetoday at 3:30 in Ida Noyes. Suits, $30 to $60Tailor lor YoulI6 Men7 North La SaUe StreetThree Stor .. : 314 South Michiaan Ave.71 Ea.t Monr_ Street ' }.. ers.I by C.:_ als, '"\ may.. mileScientists To Meet. Fnehmen To Give Tea-.The Freshman class will give atea Sunday from °4:30 to 6 at thePhi Gamma Delta house, 9'16 E. Six­tieth street. case,0"upon- .. Ch:l relay. .j '1 theE,nois 't terml'3ce� to UIGill's.. PenneasteIlNoI brokt--:' edwquali" withfa iii rshoul--HeAr °IV off�rlthe 1haveing .will,. the 4ginnitwenwillThe Christian Sdience society willmeet Tuesday at 7:45 in Lexington1"-