.. ;�t. •. .0'I ",e at aroonVol XV. No. 68.DEFEAT AT ILLINOISRESULT OF FAILUREIN MAKING BASKETSI1III Coach Page Drills Squad Light­ly Preparatory To Contest·With Purple.BONDY WILL PLAY SATURDAYLinedp Changed For Game At Pr­ban. Will Be Used Against Northwestern-T�nley At Center." UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 1917.NINE RECEIVE MAXIMUMNUMBER AUTUMN TERMJohnson, Koch, Mossberg, Pellet, Ras­ter, Sehlenger, Stern, Stone AndZeisler Complete Work With Eight­een Grade Points. CHICAGO WILL BEREPRESENTED BYUNDERGRADUATESDebating Situation New In Ma­room History-PurpleTeam Opposes.Leave This Afternoon.Coach' Moulton will send a trio ot. graduate- ·students to argue the af­firmative at Ann Arbor. GaylQroRamsay, Sidney Pedo� and HowardHill will leave the campus this af­ternoon. Both Ramsay and Hill havetaken part in intercollegiate debates,The former was a factor in Chicago'sdefeat of Northwestern last year. Hillwas an Iowa delegate for severalyears. Pedott has had a lengthy ex­perience in public speaking dli'mlR'his high school and undergraduatecareer. SAYS PRISONERS SHOULDBE TREATED AS HUMANSJudge Fisher Declares Time Is NearWhen Every Justice Will Have a�sychologist on the Bench WithHim.Consider Prisoner's Mind.Severity Is Mollified."We have not becn so severe withhays in Chicago since the/foundingof the Boys' Court;' said Judge Fish­er. "It is our intention always to!live a .hoy who comes before us forthc fiTst time, a second chance. Po­lice officers have not he en so strictin arresting boys for violating cityordinances. \Ve believe that thismeasure in a large way is a prcvcnta­tive of crime for undcr the old systemboys who have been arrested for breaking windows, or fighting Oil the streetswere put into filt'lly cells with youngrobbers, and young criminals of allkinds and descriptions. A n ordinaryhoy could not 'help but be influencedby such had companionship." .•.. " ".� •. """'j ,�".�.�- .CAPTAIN BEITH TODISCUSS PERILS OFTRENCH LIFE TODAYFamous Lecturer And Author IsRepresentating England AtThe Allied Bazaars.USES PEN NAME OF IAN HAYTreats :Subject in Light and MostPleasing Manner-:-Pl'of. Moul-'ton to Preside.The perils and hardships of trenchlife will be discussed today at 4�30in Mandel by Captain Ian Hay Beith,of ,t!he British army. Captain Beith'ssubject will be "The Human Side ofTrench Warfare." The lecture willbe .open to t1le public, and Prof.Richard Moulton, head of .the depart­ment of Genera' Literature, will pre-�� '. .Captain Beith is well known in lit­erary circles as the lauthor' of "TheFirst Hundred Thousand," writtenunder- t!he pen name of Ian 'Hay •. -This work is a recital of his experi­ences as .one . of the first hundredthousand men who went in"to Franceas a part of Kitchener's army, known.�s. K ,�. _ His fCgiment. of . Scottishinfantry '!�� the. �nJt to 'leave Eng­land �or the c�����n't.Beith Writes· Many Boob:Other books writ�en by ,t!he. lee­.turer are.I"A. Man's -Man.",�uA·'-saf� ,ty 'Mat-ch:� ·!scaJiy,'" and ."ifA Knight'>on Wlheels," . the latter being· eom-.ple� just. before the opening of, the'Y�r· AI! bis works appeu under:bi. . .�q �� pi, I� H�y. .. ��. ���h "?iH pr�Q�b1Y "'tumto f:ll�n4 wi�i� � f,=W w.�ks. ��e is i� t!he United �t'4��s. in' ����i�b Capt� Tbwaite$,' 9.f l��' �t­Ish army, only for .t'h� p.urv.o�· 'ofrepresenting toe British gOvfrmnentin -the Allied Bazaars' held in' New -York. Boston and Chicago: He' de­liV'er�d his lecture on 4"l1te HamanSide of Trench Warfare' at the Coii­sClum OD Sunday.Gives �eeture at City Cl,,�He spoke at the Citf . club �alJ�'week' on "How Englrlnd Preparedfor War," and Ieotured 'on "The lIu..:man Side of ,Trench Warfare'- beforea capacity audience at : the Uuiver..sity elub Saturday. . He is- a· com­parativC'ly young man, thirty. Or thirty-.fiv� ears' old, and has the faculty .oftre�t��g his subject in sQC!h. a waytha� the" �ighte.r· and more pJ�siDgaspects are presented to hia �udi.ence.MOULDS AND COULTERTO LECTtJttE IN WFSfProf. JDhn M. Coulter, bead of theBotany department, and John 'MOulds,University cashier will leave tomor­row night for Des Moines, Ia., andOmaha, Neb., where they win '�d­dress alumni clubs. These talkswhich are being made throughoutthe country are designed to aid inreorganizing the alumni of the Uni­versity and to form new associations.Must Wear I<egulation SU,its.• -, ", I, : \' �. �,. .' .All women's swimming classes ex­cept those at 9:15 and at 10:45 willmeet next �{onday. The 9:15 and10:45 classes will meet Jan. 26. Ac­cording to the new rules, no studentcan swim in the tank who bas notprovided herself with the regularIda � oyes tank suit.,;.r ., ... "':- .... o- .. 't" .... �· ........... ··:.· .. v·.'··.:.��·· .. _".._�.'. �•. . /.,. I,'l'HE DAILY IlAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 1917.-iiimill laily _arnnnaxTEeE"THEOLOGISTS ARE DEFEATED DR. TAYLOR TO SPEAK .AT MANDEL, MEETING Harper xu, Bishop William F. Mc-,Dowell will give the final lecture ofthe conference Sunday at 11 in Man­del. He will speak on "The NewCiviiization."Springfield. He will not be in resi­dence at the University this quarter,and possibly not during the. Springquarter.The Legislative Referenc-e bureauis organized for the purpose of look­ing after fhe state budget, estimatingappropriations, and preparing anddrafting all legislation. The impor­tance of its work was emphasized byProf. Ernet Frsund, of the" depart­ment of Political Science, who saidyesterday:"Since its formation four years agoin 1913, the Legislative Referencebureau has done some excellent work.It is on of the most important divi­sions of the state government."Associate Prof. Dodd has been in­terested in the work of the state gov­ernment Ior some time, and last yearprepared a review of th labor situa­tion for rhe efficiency committee ofthe state legislature. He does notplan to sever his connect·ion with theUni v er sity, as the position is of a tern­perar v nature. Sophomores Win 18 to 13 InterclassBasketball Game. 'The Student Newspaper of Tbe UnlTersltyof Chlcago. Is Head Resident of Chicago Com­moDs Social SeUlemeD�ohnRichards To Talk.Publisbed morutncs, except Sunday andMonday, during the Autumn, Wlnter andSpring quarters by The 1)1l1ly Marooncompany. The Divinity and Sophomore basket­ball teams palyed a, close game illthe interclass series yesterday, thesecond ear men winning 18-13. Theteams were evenly matched for thefirst half, neither being more thana basket ahead. Thescore at the endof this period was' 9 to 8 in favor ofDivinity.The Sophomores went into the leadat the beginning of the second halfwith a ringer by Hughes. Four bas­kets in the last' two minutes finally�aVe the game to the Sophomores.The winners got all the breaks ofthe game, making many long shots.Divinity. played a close guardinggame, but the forwards could nottake advantage of their numerouschances. Hughes starred for the win­ners with five baskets.Lineup: Physio1ogist� to Speak.Dr. Graham Taylor, head residentof the Chicago Commons social set­tlemen, will lecture on "CommunityService in Occupational Pursuits," ata social service mass meeting tonightat 8 in Mandel. Dr. Taylor is wellknown in Chicago in. social servicecircles. Mr. Marquis Eaton, a direc­tor of the United Charities board, willalso speak at this meeting, on thesubject "The Business Man and So­cial Service."�Ir. John R. Richards, superintend­ent of parks and playgrounds for theSouth �ark commission, will speakon "Recreation and Social Service"today at 10:10 in Mandel. Tomorrowat 10:10 in Haskell Dr. John TimothyStone will speak on "The Church andCommunity Responsibility." Mr. C.E. Perry: international secretary ofthe Rotarian societ, will explain "Ro­�rian Ideals" tomorrow at 4:30 in The Sociology Club will hold ameeting tonight at 7 :45 in Classics2l.H. B. Swan8on •••••.•••••..•.. , .•..•• Edltor��W8 D�p.rtm�ot.A. A. Baer ...•••• _ .•.....••....•••.•• EditorH. Cohn ...••.•......•.••••••. A •• t, Ecl1turC. C. Onoene �h�ht EditorS. S. Su.hoell ...•.....•........ Day EditorAthlf'th.·" De>I.artmf'nt.B. E. �e"'mao .••.........•.••. _ ...... Edltor\\', �. Beodf'r ..•.............• AIIMt. �dltor". omt"o'll Deltartmeot.V. K. Edwardlleo ••....•••••...••..• �dltorBUlllot"t>1I Deol.artmeot.F. C. !'laxwell ..••..•••...••.•.••• 1IanaJt�rD. D. (koll ..••.... , Allilt. l1aJual:tlrEntered us second class mall at the Clrl­eaco Postotrtce, Chlea;.:o, Hltuots, )lareh 13.1��. under Act or llarch 3, l�i:';. Two twenty-five minutes talks willbe given at the next meeting of theJournal and Historical club, to beheld Monday at 4:30 in Physiology16. Assistant- Prof, F. C. Becht willspeak on the influence of the me­ehanical factors on the cerebro­spinal fluid, and George Sutherlandwill speak on "Early Work on N erv­ous Reflexes."Allan Hoben to Speak.__ .. -.M:tSubscription Rates,By Carrier. $:.!.:iO a yeur : $1 a. quarter.By lluH, $3 :l year: $l.:.!.; a «Iuarter.Editorial Rooms Ellls 12Telepbone llidway 800. Local 16:! Dr. Allan Hoben, of the Divinityschool, w111 speak at the Leaguemeeting today at 10:10 in Lexington14. The meeting will be in chargeof the Freshman commission.Bustuess OlTiee EIl'.s 1-1Telephone Blackstone :!:,�}l..... Z.7 SOciology Club Meets.DEAN WALLACE MAKESCOLLECTION OF WAR.LETTERS FOR BAZA�R Sophomores.Setzer __ _ .. ._._... Right ForwardMartin _._ _ _ .. _:. __ _... L!ft ForwardHughes __ ._ .. .... ._. CenterKemler : __ ._ _ '_'_" Right. GuardHoeppner .. _. _........ Left GuardDivinity.Roosen, Dawson __ ._ Right ForwardSandt _ _ __ Left ForwardOstrogen ._ _ .. __ . _._ CenterCharles, Hareman _ .. _ .. _ .. Right GuardMil1�'r ., _ _ .. _ .. .. Left GuardBaskets--Setzer, Hughes, 5; Kem­ler, 2; Hoeppner, Roosen, 2; Sandt, 2;Ostrogen, 2. Free throws-Sandt.THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 1917.KL'lDS OF COLLEGE lIEN.The purposes of a college educa­tion have undergone a great changein recent years. The broadening ofAmerican industrial and commercialactivities, .the amassing of immensefortunes and the growth of the num­ber of opportunities open to youngmen, have been responsible for t�Tsnew status of affairs.The college man may be seen inmany different types. We have theathlete, whose sole ambition is toplay to cheering grandstands andgain publicity in, sporting columnsof our' newspapers. We have theambitious plodding worker who comesto college to learn from books, :frompractical labors, and from fellowshipwith other college men. We have thelazy ne'er-d-well who has no other·end in view but a good time. Andwe . have the scholar who comes' togain achievement in tbje fields oflearning.But using the motive as a basis, wehave !three pands of college men.The first group contains those m�who come to college to.get a diploma,They mayor may not be wealthy,and they generally have merely apassing interest in their work. Goingto' college is business with these men.They usually succeed in life in manyways, but they threw away �nyof the opportunities .which collegeoffers.The second group includes tnosewho follow the line of least resis1?ance; they seek the easiest and mostnatural things to do. �s class us­ually includes the sons of wealthyparents. They care little for any-thing but pleasures of the present;of demoralization Messages Received From AdoptedFrench War Orphans Are Gath­ered in One Volume. _ ,10vFn-.r:;]�D '\Ite� i dI y\jr.:!] !, 11 CA collection of the letters writtenby French war orphans to t'heirAmerican foster parents has beenmade hy Dean Elizabeth \-Vanaee, oftbe Junior colleges.' The volume ison sale this week at the Allied Ba­zaar."It is not a war book," Says DeanWallace in her introduction. "It isa book written by grateful little chil­dren and dedicated to those who'evoked this feeling of gratitude. Aswe read the childish letters writtenso laboriously and with such infinitepains, some of them sadly rnisspeltand -guilrless of :punctuation, othersevidently censored by the. maternalhand; and others inspired by .someolder 'head, we were profoundlymoved and impressed."Miny of ,t'he letterstempts by the childrenthemselves to theirOne �ourigster, writes:.. I .... am a very' little boy, I am, notquite eight, and I am neither broadnor tall, nor do I know very much."The volume includes pictures of thechildren', with notes by 'Miss. Wal­lace. Neighborhood Club Meets.The Neig'hborhood club will hold ageneral meeting ,tQday at 3:30 in theIda Noyes reception room. Refresh­ments will be served aftcr the meet. KEEP1N' cool under fireshows a good soldier-an'good tob,acco.,· �VELVET'S smoothness •-and coolness-is large-ly the result of ita twO ,.., �.years' Natural Ageing, IIPVV- Iing, .'DUnll to Give Address.JOhn Randall Dunn will address theChristian Science society today at4:35 in Harper assembly room.contain at­to describebenefactors., .TRACK MEN TO MEETBOSTON ATHLETES ATANNUALARMORYGAMF� . "Cum - LaiidenSW�Funny bow· J.p. ius a sweater is. From uiatricuIa­.: tioa to -graduation' its uses'are multitudinous, its paths de­. mu.. .. And how � toO.;' 1'be athlete·, luxurious' shaker.proudly � misfates from .. stude" to eo-ed, from frat bouieto gi:I',·dorm. If it·, a' Bradley, it abides' there.Ask foe them at the best .bops;. Wrile for the Sr.dIq Style Booklet.�DLEY: INITIlNG :C()., -Pelavaa, w-...LeRoy Campbell, '15, and BingaDismond, '17, have acceptecf1.he in­vitation of the 2nd Reglinent Ath­letic association to compete in a matchrace with Tom Halpin and David Cald­well, of Boston, to be held in con­nection with the annual games Jan.'26 at the Armory. Dismond is a jointh�lder of the world's' record for thequarter: Halpin is the present na­tional «0' yard champion; Caldwellwas formerly. the ear�rn intercol­legiate champion in the half; andCampbell is the former holder of thenational half mile title. The racewill be over a distance of 440 yards. .,......,uc-==IV�they are a sourceto a school.The third class includes the realstudents, the men with scholarly,impulses, with careful and 'definiteaims in life. They realize the val­ues of a broad education, and theyintend to use their education towardmaking the world better and hap­pier. They are generally the mostsuccessful students in college.The first and the' third c lasses meetin after life in the competition for alivelihood, and apportion betweenthem the honors of business and pro- (Sophomores Cancel Tea Dance.The Sophomore class has cancelledits tea dance, which was to be giventomorrow, and wilt hold instead ajoint dance with the Freshman classtomorrow> at 3 :30 il� the Reynoldsclub.fessional life.eI:IibfI�InsFFOASSOCIATE PROF. DODDTAKES STATE POSITIONGovernor Lowden Appoints FacultyMember Secretary of State Legis­lative Reference Bureau. '1I IIIIIYellow Jacket to �Ieet. i�t embers of Yellow .Jacket have Iheen reque.sted to atten-d a meeti�g�{onciay at 10:10 in Lexington 14. I s1•Spanish Club to Meet.The Spanish club \\':11 meet �t 1)11-dav at 4 ill the cast parlors of Ida�ye� hall. Those interested in in­formal Spanish conversation have:\:,soc:atc Proi. \\'alter Dodd, of the' hccn invited to attend.department oi Political Economy, hasbeen ;tPP'J:nted secr-etary of tile StateLedslatiye Refcrence hureau hyGovrnor Frank O. Lowden. :\1 r.Dodd recei\'ed notice oi his appoin:­ment Tucsday, and left yesterday for �.1:... "THE DAIL� IlAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY-18, 1917.These are the days when careof your figure will count as theyears go by.Think. Ahead!For your figure the corset IS. responsib1e.will take care of your figuretodartomorrow-and in thedays to C<?me you will retainyour youthful lines.Take the necessary time for aCar��.$3 and upAl � AU High Cltus Stores••••••• r ••••••••••••••••••'.Eveeything-:» �ptical'Quick and accurate serviceS� FEINSTEIN, Opt. D., Optwwttllt. 111 E. 55111 St._ 1372.. , . , ',' .Classified Ads.I WILL SELL :MY $12 FUNK ANDWagn&lls New �tandard diction­'ary for $6. Apply, X-120. DailyMaroon.TEACHERS, WANTED - FORevery Department of school work.Boards will soon commence toelect teachers for next year. REG­ISTER NOW and get in one of thefirst vacancies. Write today, forblanks. Only 3%% Com. PayableNov. 1st. Territory; Iowa, W�s.,Min., Neb. Dakotas and the West.Don't delay. • Teachers' Employ­ment Bureau. E. I. Deuer, Mana­ger, 228-230 C. � S. Bank, Cedar'Rapids, Iowa.FOR SALE - HAMMOND TYPE­writer practically new witli Eng­, Iish type. A bargain for foreignstudent. Call at Ellis 14, between10:15 and 10:45. _, The Washington Square PlayersBy Samuel Kaplan.Without feeling unduly like a mem­ber of the Drama League, I may say,without hesitation, that the presenceof the Washington Square Playershere is one of the most importantdramatic events of the year in Chi-I cago; and if they prosper and continueto send touring companies through­out the country, they' will undoubt­edly prove important to the dramatichistory of the -United States. Forthey arc making vital and familiarthat discarded art form, the one-actplay, and are 'supplying an equalityvitgl demand of certain classes ofpeople, viz. intelligent entertainment.I would not have you, trom thisweighty statement, jump to the con­clusion that there is anything pre­cious or unduly highbrow in "theirperformances. Nor.is there aboutthem that unendurable heaviness o�soul and awkwardness of action char­acteristic of the little theater as w;have come to know it. The Wash­ington Square Players simply per­form in one-act plays, chosen and, presented in a manner that will ap­peal to people who as they enter thetheater, do, not cheek their brainswith their hats. in the revival of theone-act play form" the importanceof their present production' is morea. promise than a fulfillment, fortheir plays, so far, are tenuous andlacking in significance; but in spright­liness, a rtistry of production andmounting, in the abilitY �o makethemselves thoroughly enji>yed theirperformance is, such that presenceat the Playhouse these days is atonce a privilege and a delight.The opening' play of their presentbill is "Pierre Patelin," an adapta­tion of a fifteenth century Frenchfarce, wl:ich in its broad humor, itsyouthful boisterousness of spirit, andin its frank underscoring of the con­ventions, is wry ::?J�r "to ·'TheMan Who Married a Dumb WIfe."Its story, a satire on the co;frts andjurists o� the time, is full of quickturns and surprises, working itselfup -into a very genuine and' amus­ing climax,' so that interest and cur­iosity do not ftag for an -instant.Its main appeal, however, is tG thepieturesqne. �e setting is the -prin­ciple' square of the town. On oneside arc merchants' booths, on theother, a gate _ and the lower storyof a house. On the baek curtain ispainted a go�usly' colored pan­orama of the city: This curtain 'isparted when the oCcIsion demands,now -to lSbow a room in the houseof a rascally attorney, now to showa court of justice.. Within this set­ting move the fifteen characters ofthe play, who, in their mediaevalcostuming and skillfully exaggerat-.ed pas ;uring, enhance the picturesque­ness of the. whole scene.With the exception of "Interior,"by Maurice Materlinck, 'none of' the'other plays are as pretentious '0"Pierre Patelin", either in plot or inpresentation, "In Ap� by RosePastor Stokes is a sketch of theshims, which in .spite of the famil­iarity of its types' and situations,possesses a touch of genuine tragedy,particularly in the figure of the hag­.gard, overworked slum mother un­willingly compelling her daughter toabandon freedom and love for hersake. The story is swiftly told, per­haps �o\) swiftly, for the climax com­ing upon an audience not quite pre­pared !':lr" it loses somewhat in credi-bility. 'A satirical skit entitled "Eugeni­cally Speaking" written by EdwardGooodman under the direct inspira­tion of Shaw, shows a tendency onthe part of these players to be dar­self-conscious manner. Their atti­tude is that of the bright little girlwho slyly asks her mother to tell mother gasps, but being a memberof women's clubs where such thingsare discussed, she finds herself, onpleased with her precocious young­stez, There is a burly ;farce byTchekov entitled "A Bear," and, asa Campus wag might say, it lives upto its title. It is the kind of playone might expect a Russian to write,,if in a vague way, he set out to imi­tate Barrie. At least the play pos­sesses its chief source of fun in thewhimsical Russian gentleman who hasdeserted twelve women and been de­serted by nine. He comes to collecta debt of a. beautiful widow who findsit inconvenient to pay. Wholly ob­livious to her c harms, he growsangry, and in 'his excitement picksup a chair and flourishes as freelyand unconsciously as if it were acane. Finally�' stirred by the lady'sspunk and a slap in the face, hecarries her off in his arms, presum­ably either to desert or be desertedagain.The one ineffective 'play of the eve­ning W3'i "Interior" by Maeterlinek;a presumably "atmospheric" tragedy,in which we are permitted to lookin through the windows of a houseon a happy family unconscious ofthe fact that death is about to enter_ their midst. The play is a poor one 'because the whole situation can begrasped in the first five minutes. Af­ter that we have the windy repeti­tion of the Maeterlinck line, whichhas lent itself so beautifully to bur­lesque, the sighs, the shudders, the.tean and then an ending, dramaticperhaps but wholly foreseen andwholly inconclusive. When the cur­tain falls it is quite impossible totell wha.t the Belgian poet has been'driv.ing at.The acting of the Washington .Square Players in thisbill approachesmuch nearer ,to, the professional'standard than it did .in the last. In, fact, the only actor showing markedsi� of the ama-teur was CharlesMeredith, who played' three utterlydissimilar parts, did not bear up well'under' the strain. Probably the bestactor of the, company is ElizabethP"ttei"30n,' who played the part ofthe overworked, broken-spirited moth­er. in the Rose Pastor Stokes' play.Her acting here as well as in "TheMira�e of st. Anthony" shows herto possess the rare gift of imper­sonation. In their performance, how­ever, the Washington Square Play­ers are succeeding admirably in theirpresent undertaking. What they need'are actors of wider r.mge and more'maturity to enable them to put onsuccessfully some of the more sig­nificant of the one-act plays of Eng­land and the continent, such, for in­stance, 8S Sudermann'.s "�ritzchen." Ori�inal1y m:d: for the gentlemen of Virginia. RichmondStraIght Cut Cigarettes were rust brought north by friendsfrom the south. Today they are known in every state inthe Union as the one ctgarette which has always retained thequaiat oil-time delicacy of "bright" Virginia tobacco at itsbcst.�m�����co \ngSIrettesPLAIN or CORK TIPFi£ teen centsAlso in attractive tins.50 for 40 cents: 100f�r i5 cents. Sent pre­paid if your dealer can­not supply you.Preferred by Gentlemen Now as ThenPrinters, Publishers, Engl'rlDeTs1510 East 56th StreetNear Ifarper AveDueTen minute. walk from �pusWE PRINT IN FOREIGN LANGUAGESGREATEST BARGAINS IN HISTORY OF TYPEWRITERSMEN'S ' FURNISHINGSHata, Caps aDd, NeckwearJAS. B. COWBEY1001-1003 E. 55th Si-s. E. Cor. EIlia Aye.'BILLIARD HALLCiprettef' aDd Ci�,League Cabinets to Skate;All .mernbers of the First and Sec­ond cabinets of the League have beeninvited to a skating party tomorrownight in Jackson park..Hold Geneva Frolic Tonight.The Conference committee of theLeague has planned a Geneva Frolicto be held tonight at i :30 in the. League rooms. All women who areinterested in the lake Geneva confer- 'once have been invited to attend.Speaks on Hospital in China.Dr. Emma j. Bctow who recentiyreturned from Sioyu, China, w il ldiscuss hospital work in China todayat 4:30 in Physiology 25.Postpone Meeting.The French club meeting, scheduledfor today at 4 in Ida Noyes. has beenpostponed until a later date. UJlderwoocla $SO to $10OBYen 21 te, 41L. C. S.. '27 .. ' 41Bembl.... U.IO to •SlIIlth-Pre1lll .. -lUI.. 41ud'Other mat.. n. and up. .­pert npairiDc and nb1lildiQ. 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WednesdayWabash and Eighth St.(or-ncr ly American :'.Insic Hall)Another Big Morosco Fun Hit:MILE - A - MINUTE KENDALLWith a Typical Morsco CastBranch Box Office: Lobby GarrickTheater., , \� .. � '. � -, t:- . .',� r>��.j�:'f1li1 .li!t '.j :�lI '�Il'r�rI t:',';,',; �j,I,'q.� . ��,H�p,fJ'·',;.!ti.!t �.11"."� :�i: �:!"�l1::1"71;';1I,e1",:!�i : � j�,� ,1,-�.! �IJIh,";'i;Hi:h,Ii;£:f• j: ii, t!JJj• .11ljj1ul��.-1":-j�:�:v ··ftl f�'Ir"'l ,:��i��:'": Il<��?,.:1,.��'?,� 1; ,:' ,.}�"� ['.':�.� f�k' • s-:, 1., i,I ,.. . �NINE RECEIVE MAXIMUMNUMBER AUTUMN TERM(Continued from page 1)(Senior college) F. L. Baumann, Ed­ward Blankenstcin, Letitia Chaffee,Arnold Deane, Bruce Douglas, RalphEvans, Helen Harter, Esther Hel­frick, Leslie Hellerman, James How­ard, Gustave Landt, George McDon­ald, Bernice l\!cHenry, Katherine Mac­Mahon, Cecil Raw, Gloria Roeth, Stan­ley Roth, Jennie TenCate, GeorgeVanderVeen, Henry Zarobsky, EthelZimmerman, and (Junior college)Marie Andresen, Emmet Bay, IsidoreBernstein, Walter Bihler, Hazel Cor­nell, Katharine Frost, Samuel Jacob­sohn, Vera Leibovitz, Abraham Lev­inson, Mary Pasho, Samuel Reisler,Dorothy Roberts, Marjorie Royce, Es­ther Sabel. Frederick Thernes, and(College of Education) George Cade,Helen Christianson, a�d Edgar Men­denhall.The students who earned fifteengrade points in three majors were:(Senior college) Ruth Anderson, C. H.Behre, Jr., Thomas Blakeslee, SamuelChutkow, Marjorie Coonley, LumanDaniels. Alfred Darjahn, Ora Daffen­dock, Walter Earle, Helen Glassman,Mary Gleason, John Grimes, GraceHennis, Helen Howard, Erma Kahn,Florence Kilvary, Walter Lawrence.Earl Martin, Albert Miller. Jr., Eliza­beth McPike, Alice ,Stone, HelenStrong, Leah TenCate, and (Junior:college) Winona Aldrich, Simon Al­ster, William Baker, Brock Ballard,Clarence Brown, Ada Butz, ArthurCohen, Margaret Cummings, ClotildeDeCelles, Benjamin Goldman, CharlesGftene, Max Greenstein, ElizabethGrimsley, Harry Grossman, MaryHardy, Elizabeth Hart and M�etHeuser, .,Harry Hume, Edith Leflren, J obnLong, Barbara. Miller, Jennie MiltonHelen Moffet, Bernard Nath, JamesNicely, Helen Northrop, Florence 01-son, Inez' Ostberg, Dewey Patton,Elsi� Plapp, Emil Ries, WolfgangSeidenadel, J(aJph S�U, 1#.ci� Tow­er, Blanche Troeger, Marian Vogdes,�elen Wood, and (C. and A.) Arnold¥offman, Franklin Meine, John Milli­gan, Vuren Palmer and (college ofEduc:ltion) Mathilda Bertrams, Mary(!ameron, Harri�� Curry, Ethelynvewey, Emery Filbey, !rIargaM Hart­-,vell, Katharine larren,· Ethel J()hn­son, Louise Jo$� Lu�a �ght.fear! MartiJ,1, Mabel Orr,.Tolin:Jlqs­�molz, Meta Snowdo�, Nellie Walk­er, Agnes Yutzey and George H�s.Gennanic Club to Meet.The Germanic club Iwill bold a'meeting tomorrow at the home ofProf. Stan Cutting, 1228 J::Clst F�ty­six.� ��!"eet. WiIJ�a:Q1 D�:Q1(md will�eak on "Friedrich �piegelhagen."To Initiate Blue Bottles.The Blue Bottle initiation will beheld Friday from 1 :30 to 4 in the sunparlor of Ida Noyes. The pledgeshave been requested to look on therack in Lexington for further instruc­tions.New York Alumni Give Banquet.President and Mr.s. Harry PrattJudson will be the �uests of honorat a oanquet givcn oy tne Alumnicluh of �ew York city, January 25.To Dance Tomorrow.The Freshman class will give aninformal dance tomorrow from 3:30to 5:30 in the Reynolds club.Sociology Cluh Meets.The Sociology club will meet to­day at 7:45 in Classics 21. THE DAILY -MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY �8, 1917.DOL'BLE-CROSSEDorSKEETER, THE ALTRUIST.(True to Life)A t hr ill ing melodramatic come dvof the twentieth century, portrayingsad life in a large city. Book by T.E. H. Music by Kid Ho. Scenic ef­feels by Dunlap. Laughter by Slifer.Cast.Skeeter Levin, the campus .altru­ist, alias "The Great Lover"........ , ]. LevinTaps ................•.... R. DunlapSlew foot, a food hound J. SliferPenniwell Le'Tourneau D. HopsReadycash P. DakeIncidental M. HoACT I."W'ha; ho, brothers!" shoutedSkectel, as he entered the Chi Psihive, carefully replacing the doorknob which had fallen on the floor."What iss it?" said Mo, as he camefrom the parlor, with the ritual in- hishand."Naw, naw, frater," said Skeeter,"I want Slifer and his gang."IOTa da ta ta da, ta da ta ta da, tada,' came from the second floor. Itwas Dunlap.Pandemonium ensued. Lindemann,hearing the call, came from the Lawstacks, Slifer from the C. and A. Li­brary, Hops from the kitchen, andDake from the bank. The crowdgathered around Skeeter."Now listen here, fellows, see," saidSkeeter. "I have decided � take youout far a dinner party tonight, see.Get your coats on and come along, see.Hum up, see!" .."Max, let me wear your coat,"yelled Slifer."Where and how do we eat?" saidHops."A la Dake," said Skeeter."Howzat?" asked Dunlap."Trade' a4," replied Skeeter.ChoJ1l8. "Wow." ,ACT, II.q�Wc! !!! ����nb §H�r ���\n.gsoup, Dake watchi�g eash register,HOps looking indifferent, Dunlap bug-Ji�«."Come on, Slew, hurry it up," $lidH.�, Sli.fer finishes, filling pockets withb� ."Let's go, boys?" said Dunl&p, �ndall except. Skeeter leave. T�ey �90kthrough the window to see now muchSk�r give� � wai�ss.Skeeter sneaka up to cashier's desk.He presents certificate. Cashier callswaitress. Waitress calls manager.Levin looks worried."This certificate expired Decemberfir.st," said the manager.Skeeter faints. Recovers in ten min­utes. Slowly removes ten �t frompocket and gives it to cashier. Getstwenty-five cents back. Gives it towaitress an� smiles. Leaves.'ACT III.Entire party outside.In unison: "WOW."It is impossible to keep Roddy outo� public print. This versatile gen­tleman' has once more set the cam­pus agog by entering into the m!lSicalcircle. His first concert was heldTuesday night, when he serenadedJames of Reynolds club fame untilclosing time. Roddy uses the uke­lele.I wonder what the copy readers andlinotype men win do to "ukelele" be­fore it appears in the paper in themorning. Certainly they will not letit go as I spelled it.(Wydontcha spellit right, then'!­Operator.)The annual competition for the bestMutt and' Jeff imitation will be held MAROONS TO STAGE l\IEETWITH CINCINNATI ,SQIJADFirst Dual Meet' to Take Place To­morrow Night in Bartlett-Buck­eye Team IS Composed of Indr-\'idual Stars.Maroon nata tors will meet the Uni­versity of Cincinnati aquatic- squadtomorrow night at 7 :30 in the Bart­lett natatorium in the first dual meetof the season. The Chicago swim­mers, under the tutelage of CoachWhite, have been working hard dur­ing the past two weeks and are slow­ly rounding into shape for the Con­ference contests. The Cincinnatiteam, which met defeat at the handsof the Maroons last year by a scoreof 54 to 9. have a much improvedteam this season and a closer matchis to be expected,The Buckeye team IS composedlargely of new,. inexperienced menwho hav� had little comprition inVarsity athletics, but a majority ofindividual star perforrt)ers is prom­ised. Coach Cartrig'ht suffered a se­rious loss at the beginning of theseason when Mor ris, Reck, andKnowlton, sensational dash men,failed to return. ·to school. CaptainLandman in the' plunge, and Stengerin the dash and relay are the onlymen of previous experience swim­ming for the Cincinnati squad.Has WeD B��lDced SC\�d.Coach White has a well balanced,aggregation and one which shouldscore in all events, since the "3!l�tyof material Is .large. Earle, Collins,Crawford and Captain ').[eine \\,111comprise the Chicago relay team.Rubinkam has shown marked prog­ress in his fancy diving and should.seore easily over Ames, of Cincin­·nati. Rubinkam scored 104 points inthe meet witth the Grand Rapids �.M. C. A.Captain Landman, of the Buck­eyes, is expected to give Carlson andHarper a close- battle for first in theplunge, Since the los,s' of Redmon,Conference title bolder, Coach waitehas been centering his atte�ti�n uponCarlson, with thf! result that t-he newentrant has cut his time for the sixtyfeet dowIl to 26 seconds. Meh.e hasbeen negotiating the 4O-yard .dash. in:�1,. and acin,. the IK-east stroke mar":'Vel, ,is certain to cop ill, his eveAt.CftiC&Jo �n�es.Rel�J-��rle, Collins, c;r�\1!!ord,Meine; fancy dive=-Rublnkham,Craw foro ; 40 yard dash-s-Earle, Col­Iins, Meine; �OO yard breast atrok'�acin, Bowers; 220 y�!d �w;�:""':Ea�letCrawford; pl�nge-Carlson, Ha�p'e;;ISO yard back stroke-Meine, Collins;100 'yard swim-Earle, Crawford,Meine.��� �triea.Relay--Marsh, Osbor�e, Cloude,Elischak; fancy dive-Ames, M�rshi4Q yard 4ash-Stenger, Cloud\!i 200yar� breast-BuHellwei�er, �ic11a�d­son; 220 yard swim-Osborne, Jacky;plunge-�nd�an; 150 yard b�ckstroke-Jacky, lforse; 100 yard swim-Stenger, Cloude.Hold Party In Ellis.All student v�lunteera have beeninvited to attend ,a party tomorrownight in Ellis hall.by the Whistle this week. The fol·I lowing entries have been received:Franklyn Chandler and Albert Ga­vitoJerome Fisher and Arthur Stringer.Paul DesJardien and AlexanderVaughn.Edgeworth was sent to the Victrolashop to purchase selections from"Madame Butterfly." He returnedwith "Poor Butterfly."Toot! Toot!Union shop.T. E. H. ............. - - - ........ :: - , ,.,., .vTE·REMEMBER -Turkish'tobacco is the world' �most famous tobacco forNEI�Q��BOOD CLUBSWILL HOLD GENERALPARTY IN IDA NOYES .AlO(OUKc.Dft'........ _._ ..........., ......... a ... aall did _ ...op-.I • nB8'1' CLASS SARI­'I'BYBARBER SHOP1.'1' au Ja.U8 AVMO_c... '" Ibb ..... 8tnII"... ,.. wD1 .. the __ coal'-.... �'DIe a.t HaIr eau. fa W'oodIawa. Hair Cut 25 Cents PAC1 Jun:,,-, AIwerfor, Coain1'hismal, 'seriPag��EandtealmOlme:·;11I stalI ruirIf· ter,Rot.,:4mgsm.��we!for. leylikeWill. stnI �mimel(Jbee,smfol'1fooboJlandine:'thesid4Muthilof'1piaTh4C04sonFl'4thenigwe]Ta1C04ve1iSt4The �eighborbOOdPclubs wdl hold' ageneral party �or all fou� sections'tomorrow at 3:30 on the secnd Boo1"of Ida Noyes. The progra� wUl c�n-­sist of a reading by Elizabeth Blod­g�tt, and vocal selections by Margar­et Aitkins. Refreshments wilt beserved.The other activities planned bythe Neighborhood clubs are as fol­lows:January 25-North West party.February I-Founder'sDay, gener­al party.February-East club.February I5-South West club, Val­entine party.February 20-Annual election ofofficers. PATRONIZE OURADVERTISERSFeb�ary 21-General party, in­stallation of officers.March 1-Good Fellowship suppe�.March 15-St. Patrick's Day par­ty. ofRnpIaM;gal\\'11ofFoLeIdl