To Hold 0arIstmas Party. ' Led by John Slifer and Barbara . ,�Sells, 'the grand march will start :at8:15. The men will line up on the eastside and the women on the west sideof the gym, and ,both columns willmarch to the south end, where turn­ing in, to the center, they will meetand form couples." There will be sev ..eral intermissions' during the danceand entertainment features will beheld,at such times. Polish folk dances.a sa.."Caphone sextet, and a ge,e clubquartet will be among the attractionsexhibited at these periods.Many new, ideas· are, promised in � '. -'tthe way, of entertainment booths.Hand�iting ,experts, cartoonists, for ..tune 'tellers, a _fish pond, flower grIs, acourt of justice which will punish.those who offend with immoral dane:'ing, and bell hops who wit page yourfriends and deliver messages to themC. O. D., are among the features whichwill be provided. Bobie Cahn andAbraham Rudolph are cast for the.parts of the alert bell hops, who willsearch eagerly after tips.- Ticket Sales Are Small.Ticket sales so far have been dis ..appointing, and although a large num­ber of admissions are expected to besold at the door, the advance sale gen­eraIly decides the financial success ofthe dance. The auto race will be de­cided today, the present leader beingthe Loco�bile team, with PercyDake as captain. An urgent appeal tothe students to purchase tickets hasbeen made by Chairman Dunlap:"If we wish to equal last year'smark, we wiIl have to sell more tick­en," he .said yesterday. "More moneyis necessary this year than usual, asduring the 'Past year the :settlement ex­penses have increased and the scQptiof the work has been extended, re­sulting in a deficit which must bewiped out by the University and itafriendS. We are relying on the stu­dents � make a final spurt which willinsure the complete success of' thisyea�s dan�," "-_.' ,at areen •Vol xv. No. 5L UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, �ATURDAP, DECEMBTR 9, 1!.'16.VACHEL LINDSAY REPLIES. TO DAILY MAROON REVIEWScholastic Fraternity Will MeetFriday-Dr. Henry King'To Preach. AudieDc:e. • O'HARA PRAISESDRAMATIC- PLAYSGIVEN LAST NIGHT , -- aVarsity Defeats Lake Forest In FirstConte� But Are Beaten In Second-Stokes and Shangong Star forVisitors.."BACK OF THE YARDS" MAROONS WIN AND LOSEIN BAsKETBALL GAMES 'HOLD SETTLEMENTDANCE TONIGHT AT8: 15 IN BARTLEn. PHI BETA KAPPAMEETING IS FIRSTEVENT ON PROGRAM Calla Anonymous Critie Boaest ADdAble-Might BaTe Written A Simi­lAr Article If He Had Beea Ia TheThe letter follows:My Dear, Doctor Ame8: Again letme thank you and the Senior ecmmrlt­The quarterly meeting of. the Illin- tee and all concerned for JOur ampleois Beta c:bapter of Phi Beta :Kappa co-operation in the event of last Taea- By Kenneth Sawyer Goodmanwill be the first .ent OD the ;program day eTening. I 'WaS indeed glad to i.. Priest, a very young priest. __ ...of the On. Hundred aDd Firat Convo- get the discussion in the JIaroon for ._ .. _._._ .•.. _ •. __ . .Haminond D. Birks·cation. Th. meet.ins of the boDOrar)' NoTember thirtieth, and I ha'Y8 the A Police SergeanL._.:Sigmund Cohen'scholastic organization will be held feeling if I had been in the audience The Boy _. __ .. .Bartlett CormackDec. 16, at 4 in Harper)(?J3. The I might have 'Written some sueb a The BOTs Mother._ .. ......Dol"Otb,. FayConvocation prayer senice will be review. I would like to assure tb. A G1rL . . __ .Isabel Finkheld Sunday Dec. '17 at 10:30 in the writer thereof and all wko partialJ,. "THE MAN IN THE STALLS"Be)'DOlds 'club th .. ter, and will k concur therein, that I have tUrned it By Alfred Sutrofollowed b,. the ConTocation sermon, over in m,. mind. and ainc:e this was a Hector AlleD.;-_-Charles Breastedwhich will be de1iveftd by Dr. Heury ftrst tentative effort I hope to profit Elizabeth Allen.ChUl'Chill King, president of Oberlin . . ..... - ... -.---- •. -by it. ... .Bertha Von Baumgartnercollege. I tef I �. Dr Will ' Walter COzens. .. ._.Arthur BaerDr. KiDir, who has been president'of ' ,am gra u or. • 1 et S sug-"'estion also. UT1I.T;n.IAN STT1lr�R"Oberlin for fourteen years. is a trus- � u'n, U.w..w.£I. tee of. the Carnegie Foundation far Would BaTe Art CoDt:IoYertIies. By Meihlae and Halevyd ha Art l'S bom in con�"_-v and:· Translated from the French ,by Bar-the Advaneem�ntofTeac:hing,an So WV ... �g", ILbeen presicieut of the.Religious Eduea- there is argument we have a begin.. rett Clark.tion aasociation of America. He is Ding. To argue about any ,isSue in Adrienne .... _. __ . ..xlizabeth Dyer Bell. the' .� >� -of' several theolocica1 verse bas been a lost accomplismn.ent Briqneville, .. _.....Leon Pierre GendronwOrks,- &Dd bu' recei� 'honorary de-,: "in A�erlca for awhile. Let ,us 1'8- .'NoeL._. __ ._, ..Tames O. H\UDphillgrees from siX· uriiversities. He store it. .: . Madame LehretoD---W"mifred Ward-. preac:bed the Convocation sermon at To my cheerful critics and friendly By FraDk Hubert O'Hara.c..l : the Ninety-Third University Convo- �pions I would b"ke to say just a This review is frankly friendly. It1 cation two years ago. . word:' I make only a few pub1ie ap-· would be difficult to speak of theI � .._�. ,Koo To DeUnr A�. pea�nces of any 90�. �ting is my' Dramatic club otherwise, for it isg, The convocation- reception will be b�slDe8S. ..MY next SImilar �p�ce 'one of the Campus organizations")'\ �� held MODday� Dec:. 10, at 8:30 in �11 be. af��r a year's ��ltation, de- which add and "I" to its ideal, and in. ,I t Hutchinson, and the Convocation ex- bberatlon and th� wnting of new caretally carrying out the one it goe�!I'� ercises will take pla�e Tuesday; the pieces !'. hope more to the taste of far toward touching the other. The;1' , ' following day, at '3.30 in Mandel, Dr. �ch cntics as the honest and able ,one comments shall likewise be amiambly. '., V. K. Wellington Koo, Chinese min- It_l. the Maroon. Such appearances frank, because the attitude ,of tbel' ister to the United S"'tes, will de- as ',I do make I want to be where tbe club invites candor. But whatever theliver the convocation� address on attention WIll be close and the analy- tone of the article, it �n not be chiv-: " "China and the United Stat�s". Dr: . sis rigid. Of:coures, I wm give sev:' alrous. In Mandel hall last night, th�'I Koo is the youngest minister ever eral plain recitals, alone, in the East traditions of the club were overtum-I accredited to our government, being -in February. ed. It was a man's night. In each-'I)' (Continued on' page' 2), Poetry Magazine Containa Explan- of the three plays given"the'men of�. WEATHER FORECAST. Being by .pro�:i::::n a vniter-as !�:e,C::s d::r:: :::�:!�. fo;�e�_I r.:- Fair and Warmer. I have stated-I hope it will not be and the young ladies did well what, out of place to ask at this point that the playwrights designed for them.THE DAILY MAROON BULLETIN all the people still interested get th'e They were decoratively lo:vely. The,I June number of Poetry magazine �nd distinctive acting of the evening was, � 'Today. read the prose note on the Booker�. contributed by Messrs. Cormack,Meetings of the UniTerSity ruBng Washington trilogy. Its careful read- Breasted and Gendron,' respectivelybodies: . ing will meet much criticism. in "Back of the Yaros", ''The Man inPaeaJt,' and· Conferenee of the Div- As to the -almighty dol1ar�Miss the Stalls" and "Indian Summer."lnity school, 9, HaskeD. Dougherty and I safely made car fare i'Back of the Yards," the iirst play. Faculty of th'e college o,f Art8, Lit- and costumes, with a very delicate of the bill, is a tense stock-yamseratur� and Science. 10, Harper M28. margin, on the entire week's experi- incident put into' dramatie form by. Faculties' of' the Graduate schools mente Let cur friends be' assui-ed Kenneth Sawyer" Goodman. It is aof . Arts, Literature, and' ScieDee, 11, we are satided with the -game for good play which would be better forHarper M28. its own sake, and must needs be.: cu�ing, its chief merit accuracy of at-University Dames, 6, Noyea. Very sincerely, mosphere, and its drawback a) tenden-Tomorrow. Nicholas Vachel Lindsay. cy to repetitive "talkiness." It seemstTniversiiy Relili'ious services, 11, I to the writer that the Dramatie clubMandeL REUNION COMMI rrEE did wisely in choosing a play so closeOF 1916 PLAN PARTY to home, where characterization iseaSl1y accessible. And in the main,this characterization tlae actors suc­�e�ded in realiZing. Miss Fay as theIrish mother of a type to be foundanywhere 'fback of the yards", MissFink -as the usual demODstrati� butsincere young, girl, ,and notably Mr.Cormack as the wayward youth who,through circumStances and a splnt ofdevil-may-ea� . adven�� �volVe.bimself in the sort of'hold-up that II10 eommon as frequeritly to mig the. (Cemtintted em page 4),Cormack, Breuted .And GeDdron Con­tribute DiatinctiTe Aetlng-DramasWere Designed For Men. Coach Page's basketball squademerged ,the victors in the first por­tion of the twin bill with Lake Forestlast night by a score of 28 to 10, butdropped the second game by a 22 to 8count. Coach Caroutbers .of LakeForest sent his second team againstthe Maroons in the initial contestbut they were no match for the Var­sity. Starting with a rush, Chicagopiled up aixteen points in the firsthalf, :which was enough to win. Inspite of the one-sided score the ,Ma­roons presented a weak defense, andshowed lack of sufficient practice.Parker and Orr started at the for- �ward 1P0sition for the lMaroons, eachscoring thee baskets before they gaveway to 'Gentles and Gorgas. CoachPage used eleven men in the fir.stgame and nine in the second, thusgiving every me.mbr of th squad achance to break into the game. CoachPage has been confronted with a se­rious problem in bnding a smooth­working combination for the earlygames, owing to the fact that thefootball men on the squad have notas yet had time to �et into condition.Lake Forest Shows Team Work.Brilliant team work and passing onthe part of the Lake Forest five inthe, second game provee too much forthe Varsity. Coach 'Carouthers' squadannexed rthree baskets in the first fewminutes of play on sensational shotsby Stokes and McPheran. ,After thisspurt the Mar.oons' came. back andheld the. north side, quintet safe, thefirst half ending with the latter 1ead ..ingl 9 to 6..Stokes at.forward and Shangong ledthe attack for Coach Carouther.s'squad in the second periol, Time andtime again the veteran forward.worked the .ball down the floor wherea basket for the, Lake Forest five waseasy. Shanong starred for the vis­itors at center 'Caging three ringers, inaddition to four free throws. fFirst Game. ;ChIcago, 28.Parker, Gentles, Evans � R. F.Orr, Gorgas, Goldstein ...•.•... : L. F.Bent, Rudolph '.. R. G.Bondy, 'l\{cGaughy L. G.Lake Forest, 10. 'Coleman ... : ............•...... R. ·F.,. McVicker,' Robinson· .•......... L. F.Stokes .. , .. -.•... � .. - ...•... -....••• 'C.Jansen ............•..•......... R. G;Finney, Schultz L. G.. Baskets-Parker, 3; Orr, 3;', Roddy�3; Coleman, 2, Gorgas, Goldstein, Ru­dolph, Bondy, Stokes .. Schuitz.Free throws-Roddy, Bondy, Cole- Grand March To Be Led By JohnSlifer And Barbara 'Sells.DR. soo TO DELIVER ADDRESS Copies of the issue of The. DallyMaroon which contained the anony­mous review on the Vachel Lindsayreading were mailed to the Spring­field poet by champions of his ea.use.In a recent letter to Assistant Prof.Edward S. Ames, of the Philosophydepartment. Mr. Lindsa� states hisreactions to the critical review. But llislikes Immorality ShownIn "The Man In TheStalls."MEN SCORE IN EVERY PLAY KAHN AND RUDOLPH TO HELPSPMbr Is Second Of CUaeee RaceTo Make ConTocation Ora-tloD At UniTenity. Devise Many New Plans for Obtain­ing Money - Eighteen Kusic:iansVolunteer Their Senices.Plans are complete for the eighthannual Settlement dance to be heldtonight at 8:15 in Bartlett gymnasium.Eighteen musicians' will furnish' themusic 'Which will ,bein at 8. The fol ..towing 'Play'ers have donated theirservices according to Stanley Black.chairman of the music committee:, Piano, Arvid Anderson, John Ftingjcornet, Frank Loomis, .Michael Moser;Saxaphone, Leon Dodson. Au�tusCharlees; trombone, Clarence Neff,Hugh MacDonald; flute, Paul Heil­man, Azener; cello, Clifford Barber­ka; bass cello, Alfred MacGregor,LJ'le Ward; violin, Henry Borroff,Herman .Weld; clarinet, Arno Uhl­horn. Hetherington; drums, StanleyBlack, Twelve dances will be playedand two orchestras will be formed"from these men, one for the regulardance floor and another for the spe­cial r-aped off section, admission be­ing'cbarged for dancers',u.sing the latt- ' .�:.::ter floor. . . .')'. March To Start at 8:15..... 1, II�I man,.2 .Monday." a.apel, Jmrlor coDeges, men, 10;15,Mandel,Brownson club, 4, Noyes.• Ledure-redtal, Mr. SteTeu, 4 :15,MaDaeLJoanaal aDd HIstorical dub oa Ph,...10l0i7. 4:30, PhJWioloc 1"-M_eacnh eoeIet:r, 4:30, .Harper.p&triltie dub, 7, Prof. Gooapeecl.ftIIIcleace, &'706 Woodlawn A.e.Stacleat Vobmteer buId, 7, LeDDc­_1'- Letters have been sent out to the ..,rr.embers of the 1916 class by the re­�ion committee announcing th! plansfor a Christmas party to be' given atthe Phi Kappa Psi bOllse 011 Dee. '27.It has been planned by the comDritteeto have a box luncheon, and to aue­ti�n off a d_innEir and partner to eachman. There wilt also be a Christmastree, and dandnl' 'WIll follow tiledinDer. �Second Game.Chicago, 8.Schafer ......••...•.........•.. R. F.Rudolph, Parker, GolIstein ...•.. L F., Gorgas, Townley .. � ....•.•••..• : �c.Rothermel .......•.....•....... R. G.Bonly, MoGaughy .•.....•..••.• L G., Lake Forest, 22. 'McPheran R. ' F.Stokes ...•..................... L. F.Shangong C.HalIigas ......••... ' •........... R. 'G.Holmes ...........•••.......... L. G.Baskets·--Stokee.S� 3; Shangong, 3;,McPherson, 2; tHatIigas, Schafer,Goldstein, Townley.Free throws--Sbangong,' 4; Scba-"Ifer, 2.If ' The quadrangle club will hold theirannual Christmas party Dec. 20.,. ,- ", -o- "\" r· .. J -...,'IJ� Ilail!{ 1at\itWThe�fficial Studen,tNews'papet; O"tiie';University �f Chicago .'Published mornings, except Sundayand 'Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters, by TheDaily Maroon staff.., i - EDITORIAL STAFFJJ.. � Swal\SOn. Managing EditorA. A. Baer � _ N�ws EditorC. C. Greene _ .Night EditorS. S. Bushnell.; Day EditorV. K. Edwardsen. Women·s Editor'H. Cohn Asst. News Editorw. S� Bender Asst. Athletics Editor1\1. A.l\lahurin Asst. Women's EditorBUSINESS' STAFFF. C. Maxwell Business ManagerD. D. Bell.., Asst. BuS. ManagerEnteN"(1 as second class mall at the Clll�eaeo Postotttce, Chlcnuo, Hlf nots, lIarcb 1ft1008. under Act or llarch 3. 18;3.r Subscription Rates.By Carrier. $2.00 a year: �1 a quarter.By llall. $3 a year; $1.� a quarter.I'Editorial Rooms .. : ...•.. � .••..••.. Ellls 12Telephone lIid""ay 800. Local 162Bu-siness otnc Ellis 14. Telephone Blackstone 2:;!)1...,..28"1'SATURDAP, DECEMBTR 9,1916., DRAMATIS PERSONNA NONGRATA.In the past The Maroon has fre­quently been given opportunities towonder upon what basls of unnaturalselection the Dramatic club chose theplays with which it periodically de­pressed its audiences.' Without pre­suming in the least to trespass uponthe' cfomain of our esteemed dramaticcritic' whose opinion of the club'sperformanceS last night in Mandel willbE! found.'in �nother col�n of thisi�u�, . 'We' venture t� assert th�t atl�St- two of the' three playlets _"havefumish� � . a���tional foc:»� f9r spec­�tf�_al�n� th�s line,. Our guesses are naturally at ran-. dom. Still, !We Surmise. some suchproeedure as tire foIIowing was em­ployed in' selecting .the three playsg_!� iD Man.�el � .�g�t:1. The members of the seleeting'.eomlmittee chose a leader, the restjoining bands in a eirele, The leaderrecited the historic "Eenie, meenie,minie, mo," counting 'out the numbersof the circle until only one' was I�t.This one cut' a deck of cards, turningi I.. •... ..• •.• . '.: .. '" , .. _"up�t��_: Kn.a!e : of� H�rts. Thi�. ��­any suggested tarts-:a word contain-,_" . - ': '. . �.. .: . . - , :. .. ... .':ing .. :five.letters. The m:m;mer, five was���. ,doubl�� n:tu1tjplied -by ��en �d'�e a�er expressed in th.e form of.acDa.in curve. This chain curye �selToneously taken for a wishbone,which was snapped. the short' end be­ing tossed by a blindfolded member of.the committee onto a 'map of Chica�bken from Burmeister's Transporta�tion Directory: and fell on the inter­section point of Halsted and Forty­s�ventb. And so they chose 4'back ofth;e Pards" as one of the plays.2. The second method was less in­volved. The -members of the commit­tee played "Old Maid" wtih the jo­ker and the black deuces wild, to seewho should be blindfolded. A tele­phone directory was opened at ran­dom at a page of 1'5. A typewrittenlist of plays, the initial letter of whichwas "I" was presented to the blind­folded member, who stabbed at thesheet with a hatpin-striking the play"Romeo and Juliet" which had gotteninto the "1" column through an error.So, of course, they chose "Indian Sum­mer."'...,.'. 'i. �."i,.. ,,-.3. "The Man in the Stalls" was anexcellent selection, so it is fair tohazard a guess that the play slippedinto the program by accident.As we review some of the hope- .. //�HE DAILY KAROON, SA�AP, D��, )�",,:. '-.I :'le�{y� �pOssible plays �bieh h&ve' i -------...;..--------_---.....=.--- ,-,,;----.----7--··-' __ __,,;,,_-;_:.;-'_.::_::-:_._� _. _-..,;''_"_.t'_- -------------:.... '(.. .. .• " '.. � .• - _. - -- -- . * .. '. ...-be� selec¥ b>: 1;be �ic cl��, be� . ;�g � ��e�� �I?o���, ��Il?�S- :ing charitably over Noyes' "Rada".and Houghton's "The Master of theHouse," we recall' the protests which­have been voiced against the infeli­citous taste by which the club basbeen prompted in its choice of mediafor dramatic expression,-a tastew'hlch we pray might be directed intosuch channels �s Barrie's "The TwelvePound Look,'" Bennett's "Tb� .Step­mother," or -Sudermann's "Far AwayPrincess. "The Blackfriars escape this criti­cism because their committee has only,one student member, the others being.people who know something about therelative ·merits of plays. The only wayout for the Dramatic club seems somesimilar course of intelligent supervi­sion-s-either 'faculty or' 'professional,but intelligent.1..0, The Poor Whistler.The fog and the drizzle are outside;the office is deserted except for thelady at the adjacent deskwho is doing, acrobatics with' the language in writ­ing up the "laundry" situation; theonly funny thing in college is to comeoff tonight;-after press time; the con­tributions are minus; it's still drizzl­ing; and here we sit-trying to thinkof humor-humor! The lady at theadjacent desk suggests that we readGeorge Meredith's Essay on Comedy.We did-:-three wees ago. It's stilldrizzling .Boy! Page A �jo.The, big boss periOdicaily burst wild-�! ��'��'San�'��:d���'yes. demands that everyone run, some-tping . o� other abc?u� �e:' oWa�';�tjon kn�wn as the �Iel� cl�� Itis rumored that the boss bas extensiveinterests-but, here's the sam.etbing. .about the Ukelele club, .Ah� ���! A �:m,��_!We find. the. fol�owing _ note. on ourdesk: "near .Mr. Wbistler_,;('good 'wotdthat whistier�) 'Y��;v�' helped us.rele-_ .... ":-..P.te. to our menta�,a�ic� 'a goo� timewas' had by all': si;. w:hy' no.t�eaD;lpai�a2-ai,�s�' that. 'bume4 O�t. exp�j�n,C:mi�.t;rlgh� oil' that, p�l� wiD, talkabout near exam time.. (Now startsthe real stuff). I. was very muchflattered when I.looked at the Maroonthis ,morning (etc. etc.) I am becom-, ing so much the-er----6ilent partners�rt of person in. your 'iine 'tbt y��-' r·· ,. _ ..reaIly don't have to run my initial$.. . . '. �. , / t. . .(oh, but w� want you to see.). Initialsare only �boJi.�. �nyh.ow� Thi�' in­structor is making' so ,much noise tha.I can't write, (etc. etc). Will I seeyou" (etc. etc. ��d so' a�d forth).And she (of course it's "she") sign­ed it thusly.: S. C.' We are now mad­ly hunting for an address 'b'lOk.Last Night In Mandel."I'm undone--I'm undone!-C. B. (sotto vocce) "Well, rawther.Two at the top and three at the bot­tom." (Curtain.)Assets of The -Cap And Gown.1 Oliver typewriter. Model 1897.3 hound "illios."1 "l\lichiganensian."4 pans of pied type.1 bust of .Pete Russell.1 community pipe.These damosels who have a weak­ness toward tin foil are reqtJested tdnote the arrival in the Press of milk ... HALL FIEIDQCO, :-"'� • J I • • ...... 1 ! � -' .. .1'...... • •The Christmas Mar!Of Useful Gift Articles. Sixth FloorHere are assembled for the' convenience of hur­ried Christmas shoppers many useful gift articles.which have a decided artistic vaue.A-Philippine Gown of nainsook. hand embroid­ered and hand sewn. Eyelets are ribbon run;sleeve"c; __ adorned with ribbon bows. Price, $1.95.B-Waist of Georgette crepe with embroidery.In soft ,!old color. flesh Or white. Price. $8.25.C-Bodice of Italian silk has filet patterned laceand blue 'shoulder straps. Priced at $2I. The Brassiere is priced at $10 .D-Waist of flesh color crepe de Chine withwhite vest 'and' collar. Trimmed with hemstitch­Inz : also in all white. Price. $5.. E-Petticoat of good quality taffeta with a wideflounce' and plaited ruffles. 'Priced. $3.91.F-Ribbon Garters may be chosen in almost'any' color or .style. The pair. illustrated. are $1.G-Boudoii SUppers of satin ribbon with smallbows on the top.·A very special value for 75c pair.H-Hand-made Spencer of Shetland wool andtied with silk ribbon .. Priced 'at $3.75. . ..I-Envelope Chemise, trimmed with Valencien­nes lace and Swiss- embroid'rd bands. Price. SI.J-Apron is of ernbroideredSwissIace, Butter":'fly motifs make the pockets. Price. $1.25. ' .K-Cap is of embroidered crepe de Chine andnet trimmed with. tiny ruffles of' ribbon Price,$1.25. Another Cap (L) is of shadow lace andmessatine ribbon with lace applique. Price, $1.25�./ 'M-Itaian silk: Vests' and topless Bodices withribbon shoulder straps are embroidered and of ex­cellent quality. Price. $2. .N-Brassiere of lPink satin with ribbon shoulderstraps.' Price. $2.50 .O-Dainty Sachets are of ribbon. in the mostbeautiful colorinas: show many novel styles... Sixth Floor. Midde, State Kfnougat_bars, bea.ltb:ily.� �·tbe®ught foX'._pa���v� -_- - _.... .... ......., .. - .PHIBETA�PAJlEE.TING IS:' FIRSTEVENT; ON PROGRAM GIFTS'nle drizzle is seeping in the win-daWs ....".(9�ti7!-�ed from page 1). jor every occasion:And we're o� f�r 'the playlets 'Watches,,DiamQQ��,Sil�er:ware,A,rt_ Jewelryunder thirty years of age. He is a.gj-a,�u.a.te: o� _'CoIU-m�ia' unIversity and!'���.wcf h�s �ast�r's. degree fromthat insti��io� ... � 1���.Before his appointment as ministerto th� United States. Dr. Koo served'as minister to Peru, Mexico, and Cu­ba. He is the second. of his race todeliver a eonvocation address at theUniversity, as �r. Wu Ting. Fang,now minister of foreign affairs of theChine�e republic, spoke at the spring'convocation in 1901.All candidates for titles, and de­grees have been aIIowed five invita­tions to the convocation reception,which will be maiJed by the Universitywi�hC'ut cost. Additional invitationsC3n be secured for five cents each.Tickets for the Convocation exerciseswill be' �eserved in the President's of­fice for candidates until noon on Dec.18. Candidat� for degrees will beanotted ·two convocation tickets andtwo wnt be given to candidates forcertifieates and titles. Applicationsfor any extra tickets must be lmt atthe president's office, indicating . thenumlK. "t desired.By � �y-n�th.fJ:l� .. �o�� u,P­pened at the Frosh, dance. Lindauersta:Y�', houie. .' ': ., � .-•So puzzle over this WATSON·THE JEWELER1114 East Fifty-fifth St.Neal' University Ave.Famous Last 'Unes-l3.I can only be a sister t9 you! (ugh,.BART.Hold Last Meeting Of Quart�. ;STUDENTS, ATTE�ON!Full l\leaI, 20c11 A. M.-2 P. M.SPECIAL 3-COURSE DINNER25 CENTSTable De ;Hote, 5-7,:36 P. M.THE GEM1116 East Fifty-fifth St.The last meeting of the Brownsonclub for this qu�rter will be a Christ­mas party to be given Monday at 4in the Ida Noyes assembly room. Busi­ness matters will be discussed afterthe party.Zoology Club To Meet.'AHERN BEAUTY SHOP. '1425 E. 80th St. Pho�. Mid. 1182. Scalp Treatment a $peclalty·Shampoolng. 00 and 7ic; )(aDlC1D'­In�, 86c; Faclal Mauage, 60 &,.'lJcKatherine Chapin will .s�, on. the"His�oIogy of.the Sex,O��.of,�e;Martin'.' at .the' meeting of' the Zo.;.ologicaI cI�b. Wedne�y at' 4:30 hiZo�logy 29. Tea will be served at 4."--- -- -----..--�----_..._.�---,.:-�"._�-:...:._ __ '1_-. _ � _. 1Oo· _ " _�. ..... � • t,.� .... i- I ..... l!.. !f ' '-ItecY<.-",'::'__ ... :J 1��'IIeoa.I.a"0...�••... ,)--'I!r:nt,_.m�,..t fi-I C.-=-• I.. Ib........." .... 1a:z:::::L()S'l(0 '-iL t�1In:t"_• CJI1�'. 'Jo,arefX�au===-'1 ..• :; .. ,- , ... l· ... , ... : ,·i") , _,�. , •. '.1fQ. ��Ifi �ll��QN,'.�'H��-�·UncIauifi� !• ••.• • "' 1. .$:t�D� �o Register Next.: IW¥k. !NEWS; OF· THE COLtEG�S:IiANSONTO TALK ATBANQUEr, TOMORROWAss�iate Director James Hanson,of the University libraries Will talk at.the banquet of the Madison literaeysociety tonight. Mr. Hanson was thefirst secretary of the society when itwas formed about twenty years ago"The society is made up of Univenity,of Wisconsin graduates and formepMadison residents.Hold �morial For Hoxie.Associate Prof. James W. Linn, As­sociate Prof. James Field, and Prof.George Mead win speak at a meetingin memory of the late Associate Prof.Robert Franklin Hoxie, M�.n�f ,at4:30 in Harper assembly room. Allstudents have been. invi� to attend�particularly those wh� were in Mr.Hoxie's classes.It·.. '_'_. _ ___..___L_ ..__ � __'I" .-_ ... _-_ ... _-'j '•.• �'.····:::-:'··::��:::�::I!r:··::::;·�:�·:·· ·1 WQQ�. WNT�.l'& '$,�VI NGS 'ItA-'J 1204 �:�TY-TH� s��"1'," "N.·';EAR��i�:· .�'� Lowe_I: . Junior students in th� <;ol�r. � \ to', ; leges. of Arts, Literature and Sci�n�t!r:\ ,.. The U�versity o� Cbjeago :. wi�l re�ster. ��h. their deans at ��J <I)�I � , regular office hours from Monday, tQ,l J .' Resources $2,000,000 . Friday.. The deans will also registerAn. Old, Strong � . students on Monday and Wednesday Ij ." •-0----;. ' afternoons from 2 to 4.It will be a pleasure to 'U8, a. Lower Junior students in the col-convenience to, you, if you 80 . lege of Commerce and AdminiSi:r.a-your Banking here. tion will regi�r in Cobb 61\ Mon­day from 8:15 to 12:15, from 2 to 4,and on TueSday , Wednesday and Fri­day from 10:15 to 10,:45�.Students in the graduate schoolswill register in Cobb 6A with theirrespective deans from Monday to Fri­d�y, 'between 10 and. 12. Divinity '.schoot-',stUdents will .register in Has: •kell 10 from Mond�y to Friday.' from'9 .. to . .ia. and from' 2. to i StUd�nts.'in, the Medical 'courses will registe�with their deans in Cobb, lOA, from,. . Monday' to ,Friday, between 8:30 and'12.,' ....., Students in' the school of Educa�ionwill register in Emmons Blaine 100,: 'with· Dean Gray and, the� dep�entadvisers, from Monday to Friday, from' .,9 to ia Law' school stud�is _..;will •register at the Dean's office' U;,_' theLaw building, from -10 to. 11" from,Monday to Friday.Unclassified, men. will, register .with. Dean Lpvett; in, Cobb 9A, from Tue�day to Frid3Y, from 8:15 .to:9:15. from10:15 to 10:45 and.from 11:45 to 12;.Unclassified women will, registerwith Dean Talbot. in Cobb 14A 'fromMonday to Friday, from 10,to 10:45.Now forFootBall,Wlay Not Pf:aJ �', t1a1!SPALDING,IDlercoUeijafe .... Foot Bad No. J-S-? ..... - ..'11M .. the hall a.d ill ftIIr7 �,� ... III tJ68 *'t.a -=-":.� �1Dt.Oar foot bd 'uDe III � ,ID.'.,Iibbc DeeCW, f� the :PIa7W.'W ....... .A,� .. ,A. G_. �paldiDg &: Broi� ..L"'�.A ... �m.• POR�' :�j �,,menta. Be wodt at � )Id­elL Color, � ill .oil:� �,Q. x..m.na.ucs. for � p:a:g � ••. 'UDlftnit7 �. 1111 IIGa ....., READ ·;TBB ADVEKTlSEIIENTS," IN � D�Y :' l. .,... ....... ,-.StlCCESli()NS FOR:. '.' , . . ,Christmas G·ifts. .' ,,and a convenient. place to examinean attractive' assortmentLarge Assortment Gift Books._. _ .....2ouSc to $4.00' HC" Memory Books .... __ .. _ ... _ .... _ _ ... _ _ _ ...... _$1.00Fancy Box Stationery __ SOc, to 2.00 "C" Song Books __ ._ _._ .. _..... 1.20. Xmas Cards : . __ lc to .10 "C" View Books. . __ . ._-25c to 1.00"Xmas Folders .. __ _.. .05 "C" Belts _ .. _ .. . ._' ·1.00____25c to .75 Fountain Pens __ .. �_ __ ._ ....... _ ....... _ ..... $1.00 to 8.00.' ,Xmas Seals _ . ....J __ • __ .. .____ .10 Wall Calendars ...25c to .50"C" Penn�nts . __ __ ._._�_� __·_S'Oc to 1.75 Desk Calendars _ _...:. ..25c to .75"C" Pillows __ . .__ $1.25 to 2.50 Diaries . .25c to .75"C" Pins __ 3Se to 1.35 . Post Card Albums 1.7S: "C" Fobs _. . 60c to 2.25 'Photo Albums"C" Spoons si.oo to 1. 75 Ideal Scrap BooksAddress Books __ . '75� to 1.09 -f Leather Portfolios _. Xmas Booklets _ ... _ ..1.75_____ 75c to 1.75__$3.90 to. S.OORemember that we give Discount, Coupons on cashpurchasesA void' the crowds, save time and,·carfa.re. by purchasing. at(The· Univer�ity �f Chicag� Press5750-58 Ellis Avenue .n4'.Room 1'10 'Emmons' Blaine ��aU'• " � # � •• ' '":' .. - .... '_ ..... - '-,WILL PRESENT BUST. OF; FRANCIS. PARKERTO UNIYERSITY TODA��Jlideat_Hl'ny_ ��.JJl�9nJ.,�i':I_ _����; StUlw�U, . Charle, H •. J�dJtUreet;QJ' of � the �4;)O1' ,of r E4�ca�o:Q,aii'Cr'Judge Cutting�, will speak, at ameeting of the FraucisW: Parkerlclubtoday at 2:30 in, Ida Noyes. Themeeting will <be. PreCeded.by a .hmeheonin Ida:Noyes.F..oUowing the meeting, a bust ofColonel' Francis.- Par}ter, fOUDder ofthe school of educatio� will, be, pre­sented by Mr., Artb� Mason, and ac­cepted by. President: .Judson for, theUDiversity.Raymond To,S�The Philosophical' club wm: meetTuesday at 7:45 in Classies 21. Regi­nald Raymond will read a paper on"Fundamentals of Cosmology and Psy­chology in Aristotle and the Pre-Aris­totle."To Hold Concert Thnrsday.The Chicago Orchestral associationwill hold its last concert of the quar­ter Thursday at 4:15 in Mandel hallinstead of Tuesday.To Report To Cap And Gown.Sophomores wishing to compete forthe office of business manager of theCap and Gown of 1918 should reportat the Cap and Gown office in Ellis17 Taesday at 1 :80.,10-1 ., ,.�.:...! Th/ athle� d�r at, Ohi�)state,C_lassi:fled: Ad8�' ! versity baS. organized a faculty" '_'. . . .... _.. , �. �Iass� �e �l� '1D:e�',fr IIft.,-r- .:.,::: .l!- 0 � ·b&ve such exerd.se,s .. � �p.l��� <i.!L!lC::: 'l! ·,,.JI =.tOO" "I. ...... ..... ing� Voll��I�. b���ball_ an�. ind�or..1 .... �� •• �.:�:. ':,- , ••• :3:. ';$' baseballJ: • ".. _. � � ._._ •• :._ "_ •• ':' ••• � .... :' • ., .. ).: « • Th� . University. of·; Kansa. baa. 8S1!'_L()ST�A GOLD RING BET-Wl'fH- 'tablished a chair for the Dutcll\lan­Co • a topaz,. iit 'Ida' Noi� loCker room. · p�g�:'��d' �i1i �fre� co�� in_ Dutch�quu to Ida: Noyes �. � � : neXt: fall_. , Information at Cobb. . . . E�hteen thousand' one hundred' andl r. I. seventy six studen� have registered, tf �.R. SALE CHEAP _ 'ELEGANT. � f�r. �rk ��, the U�iversity of Colu�-I �. retailo�� full � .sUit, �'IQIl- '. bl&, th.l,S y�", Th. � �ke, s Colum, biaterial; almost new. SiR 38.,·Te1e-. :��.Ju.'gest;umvenlty'ln the :world.pbone Calumet 42'15. .' .� The_ baseball tea� of the Leland• I,). •, • I�ord.unive;rsity.will·.to�,th� ea�;.. ... " .'.,� the ��� TJle � wili(iYOU�, �QIlACH. IS YOq:a--.� ; s� May: li),- and Yaler, �rd,precious treasure. If.'��'::�t·�: :P.I1nceton· and Pennsy� will �treat it right, let Kaiser· Biltcl9 : i�. ;�la.1� on their home grounds.at the Lieblicb �e, 5706 Ellis Ave. . Law students at the University ofTexas have voted, to wear DanielWebster collars and blaek string tie •every Tuesday. and 'l'bUrsday for th,�st of the year. 11 T'.. 'RQUBLES �d mosq�tos. n .Ii are' a lot alike. Neither H-aD: one, S�y'S, 'rqund', a, pb,c,e' wk Ell�r. thar's; Plenty.1 ,0" good�" £& ' (l'jlf'pipe smok� '. �II':""- .-fXLVET. ia-agood pipeemolr.e; " ' '[!:".----------�iEJ·i-------- .. j.E3.i,-- .. -- .... ·Ic:!):t,QREATESl BARGAINS IN· HISTORY OF TYPEWRITERSUada.... NO to.,0IInn ....I.e...... If to ..IIeIalqtaM lI.IO to •BmIth·PJreaUra -11.10.. ..ad o� maD. 11' aD&! up. ...='�����aM �teed two,.... w •... tD .... , .. _ ... �Write for, OQI' 1lbenl fi'M. trial ed·fer aDd eat-nte prie&All Makes Typewriter Co., 162 N. Dearborn St., Phone Cent.. 1015PA·TRONIZE- OUR� AD¥ERTlSERSI . "r,'.... t.J.rJ'/­,j.; ,.� � �: O'HARA PRAISESDRAMATIC PLAYSGIVEN LAST NIGHT(C<mtintUd from page 1)front page of our dailies, were largelyresponsible for carrying over into theaudience the reality of Mr. Goodman'speople and atmosphere. It was Mr.Birks' trying task to imperso.nate apriest of the ki� made familiarthroughout Chicago by the late FatherDorney. Mr. Birks made hi11 a veryyoung priest, indeed, and ODe was notalways caught Iby the illusion of hissnow-white 4'makeup." Perhaps onlyan older man could have given thesense of world-sympathy and boy-un­derstanding that Mr. Goodman wroteinto the part. At least, Mr. Birks';intellectual grasp of the part seemedadequate and he was often forceful.What more should a friendly audiencedemand! Mr. Cohen's interpretatioDof the Irish police sergeant made thesame general impression. He show­ed a distinct understanding of the re­quirements of the part. but "make-up"and physique held him somewhat fromverisimilitude. As to Mr. Cormack'sacting, it was always genuine, natur­al and convineiitg. According to theargot of the stage, "Back of theYards" "picked up" at Mr. Cormaek'sentrance. This new ,member comes.'to the Dramatic club from the Uni­versity high school, where his ama­teur experience was abundant. �Mr. Linn once said pleasantly in aBlackfriars' review, "the years havetheir compensation." I am glad ofthe opportunity to pass on his amiablewords. This year's "compensation';is Mr. Cormack. He has, for one soyoung, a remarkable sense of thestage, a touch that rings genuinely,and the intelligence of repression, Hebas points to learn, of course; andwhile his presence is sure to 'aid theDramatic club, the club is no Iesssure to do much for Mr. CormaCk.Unfortunately: it can not be said­again in the opinion of the writer,the_ expression' of which is naturallybut a persoal judgment-that thoseentrusted with the selection of lastnight's bill, showed the same wisdomin choosing Alfred stitro's "The M3�in the Stalls" as was evidenced inthe choice of a "curtain raiser." "TheMan in the Stalls" is a futile play, ar­tificial in conception, as trivial as theflicking of an ash. It is altogether afutile play, damned by a disappearingtendency�uritn recently too preva­lent-tO insert into "Clever dramas"a playful satirism of good old-fash­ioned morality. If "The Man in theStalls" grappled with a live prob­lem, and presented it vividly and witha semblance of reality, one might notquarrel with its being. One mightstill, nevertheless, question the nice­ness of its presentation by the Dram­atic club. As the ease stands, there is---or so it seems to the writer-smallexcuse for the existence of "The Manin the Stalls" and small excuse forits public picturing last night. To besure, its defenders win come backwith the t;etort that Mr. Sutro wasbeing clever, that the drama is merefun. And it must be granted that theaudience found amusement in it. Brief­ly. it tells the story of a dramaticcritic who believes playwrights do notunderstand the correct attitude shown­by a wife's lover when confronted by)her husband; the critic leaves his ownwife and his best friend together; weappreciate their relationship clear­ly; the husband returns, to discoverthe situation, and after striking fear.into their hearts, is outwitted into be­lieving that they have merely attempt­ed to play a practical joke upon him.We know at the fan of the curtain thatnothing will be changed in the livesof the three concerned. That is aU.Yon may agree' With the writer thatthe play baa no place; 01' you may THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAP, DECEIIBnt 9, 1118.Think you can't get a goodcigarette for less than 25 cents?Try Murads!Think the cigarettes .you've beensmoking can't be beat?Try Murads!Think NO cigarettes can be asgood as we, say Murads are?ALL RIGHT I But Try Murads!,�(or�� .�� MUfALL.,. L_Al."_ � MahJrs tf'tbe /JiJJim fim1Jg7frrlzls1t�� I11Id 6JljpIian Qgaretles ill. thIllUd1",c,�.gray-and-pink-and-gold study in girl':hood. Miss· Ward as a life-like oldFrench servant,' and Mr. Hemphill asan agreeable 'yOi£D.g man.The Dramatic club by its first with­out-admission-charge performance ,to,'be give� 'in Mandel. added distinctive­ly to' the general feeling that It. isgoing knowingly ahead toward the''1'' behind its idea.agree wit� its defenders.In spite ,of a feeling that seemed tobe abroad in the audience that theselection waa a mistake, "The Man inthe Stalls" was decidedJy the ''hit''of the program.' Too much credit forthis Can, not be given to Mr. Breast­ed's personation of the wronged hus­band., Throughout the play, he showedthe keen intelligence of pointing hislines' and character in the vein of highcomedy, and' the frequent and spon­taneous burst of applause tliat inter­rupted his acting testified to the val­ue of· fine character' aeti'ng, not tathe inherent worth of the play intowhichhe had been thrust.'Miss'Baum­gartner. as the wife, and Mr. Baeras the apex of the triangle, did cleverwork. I· should 'like to' see the threein a less :f1ltile ptay.Mr. Gendron, president of the clubcame in for first honors in, the clos­ing playlet, Meihlac and Halevy's fra-lgile. little comedy" "Indian Summer,"Mr .' Gendron is one of the real hi�trionic possessions of the 'campus, andit is regrettable that we have not seenhim oftener. It is singularly propi­tious that, with his clear enunciation,dramatic appreciation, and .timbrousvoice, he should head so praiseworthyan organization. To him, and to themagnetic Mme. Borgny Hammer, whodirected the plays, must be given nosmall measure of the credit for last :night's delightful entertainment. Withthe ,exception of "The Man in theStalls", no possible serious eritieismcould be offerecf.:-and the Sutro plwas tremendously well acted. Mr.Gendron was happily assisted in "In­dian Summer" by IrIlaI BeD as a' WILL DECIDE PLEDGETAMPERING OF ALPHADELTS NEXT QUARTERAn investigating committee appoint­ed ... by the :Faeul� Board of StudentOrganizations met ,y.esterday to eon­si��r the evidence in' the case of DeltaTau 'Delta, against, Alpha . Delta Phifor 'alleged pledge-tampering.. ':Chis committee which consisted ofAssociate' Prof. James Field" chair­man; and Deans LOvett, Boynton andLinn. ,will report its findmg to theFaculty Board of Student O�iza­tions, which will take final action onthe matter at its first meeting in theWinter Quarter.BIOLOGICAL CLUB TOGIV E DINNER FRIDAYDr. Arnold C. Kloos, of Washing­ton, D. C., wil)speak at a meeting ofthe Biological club Tuesday at 7:45 inthe Botany lecture room. His subjectwill' be ''The' Hi,�ry of Infeetion." At,6 the club :wnt dine in Hutchinsoncafe. .All tboie planning to, ,a��the dinner bave been askeel to sendtheir names to the seeretary beforeMonck)' noon. :" . Ch(�, SE:Un1The Stand­'ard Inter­changeable­',type Type-,. writer , ., The 'New, :MultiplexH_oDd .,', ... !,.• FertleyCh:heaantsobwh9 aeelCOlteeRo�resH;!tOIThgalBeanalean,I en'.l • _ • .a'l, co:iI .... ;· co:wimeI IfThe LinguistThe Mathematician. The ,PhysicianThe,Chem' •• tSend for illustrated catalog and also.our special" proposition to students 'The Hammond Typewriter CompanyiS9 Weat ,Madison Street tethce.. ; c· tic.aattbbe:th11;setete-cccctbYop:\1WttPP(I01 s�Ietl" c.af1{(silIidt11SARE YOU PREPARED?For the Holiday Dances. Privatelessons by appointment. ClassMonday evenings.MISS LUCIA HENDERSHOT1541 E. 57th' St. TeL H. 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