I,I!Vol'XV. No. 43.I'I I:''I ,at aroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1916. Price Five Cents.JACKSON IS TACKLEFOR ALL-CONFERENCESQUAD, SAYS MAROON. iICaptain Of Midway CombatantsIs Given Position On TheFirst Team.Fisher And Higgins Appear-O�on-l Selection-Baston MaterialFor All- American Choice.Af;,L-CONFERENCE SELECTIONFirst Team.R. E. Bolen Ohio State.R. T. Jackson, Chicago.R. G. Ecklund, Minnesota.C. Townley, Minnesota.L. G •. Becker, Iowa.L. T. Hauser, Minnesota.L. E. Baston, Minnesota.Q. B. Macomber, Illinois.R. H. Harley, Ohio State.L. H. Driscoll, Northwestern.F. B. Wyman, Minnesota.Second Team.R. 'E. Kraft, nlinois.R. T. Putnam, Northwestern.R. G. H. J. Courtney, Ohio State.C. Fisher, Chicago.,L. G. Higgins, Chicago.L. T. Rundquist, Illinois.L. E. Meyers, Wisconsin.Q. B. Long Minnesota.� H. Erehart, Indiana.L. H. Spra�, M"mnesota.F. a Koehler, Northwestern.FINAL BIG g)STANDING. -Ohio , \�on Lost Tied!4, 0 04103103302 2 1NorthwesternMinnesota ••."/ Chicago ••••..Illinois ..•...Wisconsin 1 2 1 .333Iowa 1 2 0 .333Indiana 0 3 1 .000Purrue O. 4 1 .000The conference football season justended was noteworthy no� only be­'cause of the frequent upsets which oc­curred. but 'because of the large num-'her of'.star backfield men which weredeveloped. Comparatively there werefew linemen this year who can beranked as first class forwards. In tbeselection of an 'alt-star team it is im­possible to place any man because hewould be effective on the particularstyfe of play most favored by the ma­jority of critics. In the Daily Ma-roon selections, the players were cho­. sen first because they have playedequally welt against the attacks used,., '�y the various teams and have clearly1!1 • demonstrated their superiority overtheir rivals, and secondly, becausethey have been the main factors inwhat success their teams may haveattained.Baston, of Minnesota, and Bolenhave been chosen for ends on thefirst team. Both men have been de­pendable on the receiving end of for­ward passes. They' have no equalsin the art of sizing up plays, wentdown under punts well, and seldomallowed the receiver of the punt to getaround them. Baston undoubtedly isthe best end ever turned out by theConference and should merit consid­eration on the All-America teams.Best Conference Pant Coverer.I Captain Jackson and Hauser of Min-il'l nesota are· placed at tackles. Al­though .Jackson, 'led a losing team,II" his work was noteworthy in all the(ContiflW Oft pGge 4)jl ;,'h �.��'" - _).k.;\',II(i:j! "jI.1t\( ,, \iJ )111 'II 'II- '/W Pct.1.000.800.750.SOo.500 PRISONER OF WAR FUNDREACHES TOTAL OF $2500Collect Thirteen Hundred Dollars atMinnesota Game-Coffee Pot ofCharles Jung Contains Sinlle FiftyDollar Bill. After two hundred men and wo­man had canvassed the grandstandsat the Minnesota game last Saturdaywith tin coffee pots and emptied theircollections into the large, white sackin the middle of the field, and afterthe bag haa been carried, under po­lice escort, to a place oi safety andthe bushel 'O_f coins counted, it wasfound that over thirteen hundred dol­lars had been collected for the benefitof the Y. M. C. A. prisoner-of-warfund Helen Adams headed the wo­man collectors, Dunlap Clark the men,and John Dinsmore acted as custodian'Of the treasure bag. Charles Jung'scoffee pot held a fifty dollar bill-theonly one collected.Saturday's total is greater than thecombined pledged and actual contribu­tions made. in the University by 'Othermeans. It swells the fund to morethan twenty-five hundr'ed dollars:Total reported pledged andcontributed' last Thurs-day _ _ $1,172.75Collected at the game _ _ 1,339.93Total $2,512.�Mr. Martin H. Bickham, secretaryof the Y. M. C. A., said yesterdaythat co'ntributfons are coming into theoffice in Ellis, but that he has notyet made any classification or tabula-'tion of 'them. The final result of the 'campaign will be learned'at a meetingof all commfttee chairmen to be heldFriday afternoon at 4:30 at, Dr.Goodspeed's.Dr. . Goodspeed to Speak.The committee whioh, under theleadership pf Frederick Thrasher. isworking among students of the Gradu­ate schools of Arts and Literature,will hear Dr. Goodspeed present thesubject of prisoner-of-war'relief thisafternoon in Hitchcock library.The Y. M. C. A. is desirous that allpledged contributions-and any notpledged fer that matter-be made be-. fore Friday, so that ,the mDney can besent to New York and then by cableto Europe as soon as possible. Sub­scriptions are payable at the office'Of the Y. M. C. A. in Ellis, the Y. W.C. L. in N'Oyes, and at Window 7 in thecashier's office.WEATHER FORECAST.Unsettled and colder. Northerlywinds.THE DAILY MAROONBULLETIN.Today.Chapel, Junior colleces, women,10:15, Mandel 'Chapel, Divinity school, 10:15, Has­kell.Junior Astronomical club, 4, Ryer-son 32.Botanical club, 4:30, Botany 13.Sociology club, 7 :45, Lexington 15.Classical club, 8, Classics.Tomorrow.Ciuapel, Senior colleges, 10:15, Man.deLDevotional service, Divinity schOOl,10:15, HaskelLY. W. C. L., 3:30, Noyes.Zoological Journal club, 4, ZooioO14.Junior Mathematical club, 4, Ryer­son 37 ••PuB/j, Lecture, 8, HaskeD.� ....__ .... VACHEL LINDSAY ANDELEANOR DOUGHERTYIN READING TONIGHTSpringfield Poet Will IncludeTwelve Selections In Pro­gram For Presentation.DANCER ITO APPEAR IN FIVEPresident and Mrs. Judson Head Listof Patrons for Affair SponsoredBy Senior Class.Mr. Vachel Lindsay, of Springfield,Ill., will give a reading �f his poetrytonight at 8:15 in Mandel, under theauspices of the Senior class. Mr.Lindsay will be assisted by MissEleanor Dougherty, a student in theUniversity in 1914-15, who will inter­pret his works 'with original dances.Mr. Lindsay will be introduced byDean Robert M'Orss Lovett.President and Mrs. Judson head thelist . of patrons, �hich includes Mr.and Mrs. James Rowland Angell, Mr.and Mrs. Robert Morss Lovett, Mr.and Mrs. James Hayden Tufts, Mrs.Edith F. Flint, Miss Wallace, .MissMarion Talbott, Mr. and Mrs. 'MartinA. Ryerson, Mr. and Mrs. Julius Ro­senwald, Mr. Harold H. Swift, Mr.Frank Tarbell and Mr. and Mrs. Ed­ward S. Ames.Is Combination of Poems.Mr. Lindsay will include twelvepoems in his program. Miss, Dough­el'ty, .will, assist him in five. ,of these.The program selected by ChainnanKuh is a combination of the bestpoems in the four tentative prozramssubmitted by Mr. Lindsay.The Program.1. The Congo.2., Simon Legree.3. John Brown _ _ .. _ .......... _ ... _ _ .. _... Mr. Lindsay4. Ki!lg Solomon and the Queenof Sheba __ _ .Mr. Lindsay and Miss Dougherty.5. General Booth Enters Heaven.... _. __ .... _ .. _........... Mr: Lindsay6. The King 'Of Yellow Butter­flies. ... Mr. Lindsay and MissDougherty.7 .. Aladdin and the Jinn.; .\ Mr. Lindsay and Miss Dough­erty.8. The Tree of Laughing Bells ....Mr. Lindsay and Miss Dough­erty.9. The Griffin's Egg Mr. Lindsay10. The Potato's Dance _._ .Mr. Lindsay and Miss Dough­erty.11. The Firema!l's Ball ............•....., _ _...... Mr. Lindsay12. Lincoln's Walks at Midnight- .... .. _ .. _ .. _ .. _ _ Mr. LindsayTickets will be placed 'On sale thismorning at 10:15 in Cobb and thesale will be continued tonight in thecorridor of Mandel. A special studentrate of 50 cents for main floor and25 cents for the balcony has beengranted.ARTICLES ON HOXIEAPPEAR IN }lAGAZINEThe November number 'Of theJournal of Pollrieal EconDmy, is­sued yesterday by the UniversityPress, contains several articles 'On tbeIife and work of the late, RobertFranklin Hoxie. The magazine alsocontains an article 'On purchasingSouth American goods, written byProf. W. S. TDwer, of the Geogra­phy department. PRODUCER TO LECTUREON SHAKESPEARE TODAYSir Be�rbohm Tree Is Distingu!sb.,.t:\Actor And Scholar-Takes LeadingRole In Present Engagement At D­linois Theater.Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree of Lon­don, distinguished Shakespeareanscholar, actor and producer, will de­liver a lecture on "Life, Humor, andShakespeare," before a public meet­ing held under the auspices of, theUniversity public lecture associationtoday at 4:30 in Mandel,Sir Herbert Be�rbohm Tree is oneof the foremost Iving authorities .onShakespeare, his plays and the Shakes­pearean stage. From the very begin­ning of his stage career in 1886 SirHerbert has shown a preference forShakespearean productions. He hasacted a large number of roles himself,chief among them being Bottom in"Midsummer Night's Dream" and Fal­staff in "The Merry Wives of Wind­sor." In connection with Shakespear­ean productions Sir HerbeTt was in ..timately connected in London the­atrical circles, with the late Etten Ter­ry and the late Richard Mansfield.Tree Produces Many Plays.In the beginning of his career SirHerbert played and produced allkinds 'Of miscellaneous contemporaryplays. He has appeared in dramas byRobert Louis Stevenson, WilliamHenley, and John Galsworthy. For thelast decade, -however, Sir Herbert hasdevoted himself exclusively to theproduction and revival of Shakespear­ean works.Sir Herbert has traveled through­out the world in presenting plays. Hehas appeared before the royalty ofall the countries in Europe. In 1906he received the decoration of the Or­der of the Crown from Kaiser Wil­helm. After, appearing in ,Rome be­fore Victor Emmanual he was decor­ated with tbe highest Italian honors.In 1909 the late King Edward of Eng­land, knighted 'him for his splendidwork in the drama. Sir Herbertfounded in 1906 the Academy of Dra­matic Art in London, a school for act­ing and stage productions.Opens Engagement In Chicago.Sir Herbert toured America for thefirst time in 1895'. He made 'bis firstappearance i� the Abbey Theater,New York. Since that time he hasmade numerous visits and has appear­ed in a large number of Shakespear­ean revivals in this country. Twoyears ago he toured the country asa producer of Shakespearean plays.He came to this country recently toappear in his favorite roles in mov­ing pictures. He spent some time inCalifornia where' he and his companywere filmed. Sir Herbert opened anextended Shakespearean engagementlast night at the Illinois theater inChicago.BeDamy aDd Mead to Speak.Messrs. Bellamy and Mead will bethe speakers at the meeting of theZoologieal club tomorrow at 4 :30 inZool'Ogy 29. Mr. Bellamy: will talk on''The Inheritance of Col'O� Pattern 'OnGrasshoppers." Mr. Mead will give areview 'Of Swift's recent paner on theorigin 'Of the germ cells in' the chick.Tea will be served at 4. SETTLEMENT DANCEAUTO RACE TEAMSMAKE FAST STARTProgress Will Be Shown OnUnited States Map InCobb •SIX MAKES OF CARS ENTEREDMissing Pilot Brings Momentary Dis­May to' Cadillac Squad-FalseStarts �Iar Getaway.Six teams got away to a fast startin the Settlement dance auto racewhich started yesterday morning at10:15. After a short talk by Chair­man Robert Dunlap, in which he urgedcaution and warned the pilots againstreckless driving, the contestants leftNew York on the long journey to SanFrancisco, which will be finished De­cember 9. A huge map of the UnitedStates, the work of Robert Dunlapand Sigmund Cohen, has been placedon the wall of Cobb, and the dailyprogress 'Of the teams will be shownby means of miniature automobilessuspended on ribbons, a single ticketregistering an advance of ten miles.Six high-powered machines are en­tered in the grind. The cars, withtheir drivers,. are: . Hudson Super­Six, Sherman Cooper; Stutz, TheoGriffiths; Pierce-Arrow, Martha Bar­ker; Winton, Eva Richolson; Loco­mobile, Percy Dake; Cadillac, BernardNewman. The downtown azencies ofthe cars have supplied members ofthe teams with badges showing theirallegiance.Consternation reigned in the Cadil­lac camp at the start when Pilot New­man failed to appear; and foul workwas suspected. Mechanician Sellssaved the day when he voluntered todrive the Cadillac entry, and up to alate hour last night reports indicatedthat he was driving a cool and headyrace. Newman was found laterbound and gagged in the Maroon of­fice, where he had been placed by as-­sailants who came upon him from therear. He plans to 'Overtake his mountvia the Twentieth Century Limited.The getaway was marred by sev­eral false starts 'On the part of the w0-men, who made attempts to. steal,which were detected by Starter DuD.� .lap, but at last the contestants madea perfect start, with Driver Dake, ofthe Locomobile squad, slightly in thelead. Dake's lead was quickly de­stroyed by Shennan Cooper in hisspeedy Hudson, and final reports shDWthat all six teams are running evenly,with no signs of mechanical difficultyor tire trouble.Lincoln House Pledges.Lincoln House announces thepledging of Ray Felker, '19. of Bur­lington, Iowa, Jobn Tipton, '19, ofTrinidad, Colorado, and Donald Gray,'20, of Kankakee, Illinois.Announce Pledges.Washington House announces thepledging of Ulrich Taves, of Chicago,111.. and Hubert Todd and LowellTodd, of Anderson, Indiana.Freshman Committee Meets.The Social committee of the Fresh­man class will meet tomorrow at 10:15in Cobb 12A.,I.e». � - �-- � ------�----.. - .I,.:.... '.; .-\: ,'f"iJ.�"... :, !i'·-t:-:c ,;;.' THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1916.lill lIailg .aroonBae Official StudeDt New8paper of theUni ... enity of Chica&'O.Publiahed morning., except Sundayud Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters, by TheDaily Maroon staff.EDITORIAL STAFF... R. S ..... .,., __ .MaJiagbag EditorA. � Baer .. __ ._.Ne.a BditoI'.... NeWJa&Jl.. .... .Athletica Edit«C. C. Greeae ... _. .Night Editora. 8. BMhnen .. _ .. _oo_ .. __ .. Day EditorY. It.. E4W1l1'Cleen ... .Women's Editor.. CoIm. .. _ •..•• _._ .. _ .. A!IIIt. N e"'l1 EditorW. S. Bender .... A88t. Athletic. EdIt«II. A.. MahurilL.A8st. Women's Editor'�USINESS STAFFw. c, lIax",elL---Buslneu MauCHD. D. BeIL..: .. __ .. Aut. Bus. Manager.. t.re4 u MCOnd-�I ... mall at the Chl­... POIJtoCnoe. CbJeaJro. nUDol •• Mareb. 18.�. under Act of March S. 1.8'73.Subecription Rates.8,. Cftrr�r_ $!!.� a yeftr: $1 • quarter,B7 )(aU. � a ,.fl&r; hom a quart�r...... _ Otrlee •••.•.••••••.••.•..• E1lt. 14or.lepbODQ Blackstone %.?Jl.�21!1'7TUESDA Y, NOVEMBER 28, 1916.ANENT DEBATING: THE LITSPEAKS.An editorial in the X ovcrnber issueof The Chicago Literary Monthlymakes the suggestion that intercol­legiate debating be relegated to thelimbo of spelling bees. The writerflaunts the flag of outlived usefulnessin the face of campus forensics andmourns the continued existence of thisso-termed ante bellum remnant.Coached argumentation, he argues, hasno serious purpose. The indictmentincludes the added count that ralliesand other attempts to rouse enthusi­asm in support of local declaimingteams arc to be branded as too di­abolically opposed to ataraxy.The tone of the Lit editorial is ex­ceedingly en grand serieux, The writ­er attempts by a clever � .. -ies of dithy­rambic sallies to uproot an institu­tion of sound purpose and recognizedsitus. Paradoxically. the writer at­tacks University argumentation andhints at its lack of serious purposewithout offering the slightest bit ofsolid, substantial proof and withoutassuming the remotest semblance ofany other than a volatile attitude itself.As a method of asking countrymen tolend their ears, reductio ad absurdumis perfectly ethical and legitimate; butit per se is not sufficient to establisha case, unless aided and abetted bysound logic.(Woe do not believe there is muchneed to indicate that the good pointsof intercollegiate debating are notatavi, as..the Literary Magazine wouldhave you believe. We have only tosuggest the function which forensic!perform on the campus. Surely, thefact that twenty-two students studiedthe inheritance tax question thorough­ly and participated actively in Mr.. Moulton's tryouts indicates some spe­cific results of intercollegiate debat­ing. The further fact that eight stu­dents arc being g iven the most inti­mate cooperation of the coaching de­partment of the University for a per­iod of three mor.ths is pregnant withassurance of usefulness of local for­ensics.Apropos the pep sessions and ral­lies, we fail to see why the studentbody should not show its interest inthe modus operandi and activities oftheir chosen representatives. Supportis due Chicago's debating team justas it is due the football eleven.As regards the "seventeenthly' offer­ing of the Lit editorial. which inti­mates that debating is an entertain­ment only when it has such a facetious countenance as the discussion of"Whicn is the Greater Menace tol\:l\·i�:ltio!1. Bow Legs or KnockKnee:' ?" or "Resolved, That Red Hairi:, a ,,:reater Handicap Than a Baldl l ead", we wish to rcro ark that whenwe want vaudeville we shall beg, bor­row or steal sufficient wherewithal to. attend the Palace or the Majestic.\\·hen we want debating we shall lis­ten to the efforts of Coach Moulton'sfinished products. However, it is ourearnest hope that debating will neverdescend to the debased and demoraliz­ed depth which the Lit has chosen forit.Perhaps it is an improba fortunafor the Literary M aguz ine editorialwriter that he double crossed himself.The use of his ipsa dixit solely in at­t cmp t injr to outline an attack on in­tercollegiate debating exemplified theuniver sal failing which training inIorc n sics inhibit s-c-Iack of proof. Weagree with Associate Prof. Allenthat when one is in a sympa­thetic mood, the Lit skit onde bating is good' for a few tummy­chuckles. For this promise of amuse­ment in the sordid world of today, weiu thro nize the Lit ",\-iter as Deus Fol­ly and await with keenest interestthe intercollegiate debates to be heldon January 19.PHI PSIS TO BATTLEWITH FRESHl\IE.."l TODAYStage Football Contest for FraternityHonors-Local Celebrities Will'officiate.Football at the University of Chi­cago did not close With the Minnesotagame Saturday. A contest that willdecide the championship of the PhiKappa Psi fraternity will be stagedtoday at 3 on Vincent field. The PhiPsi freshmen, becoming tired of theirround of paddles and tubs, rose upwith a feeling of vengeanee and chal­lenged the upper classes to a' four­quarter battle.Officials .have been ca!1ed...Jfro�various campus organizations � aid inthe suc-cessful staging of the game.The Freshman squad reports that theyare prepared after a week's drill un­der the tutelage of Redmon, late ofIndiana. Ground-keeper Twohig re­marks that Vincent field has beencovered with hay and other materialfor three years and is in excellent con ..dition.Refuse to Publish Weights.Coaches R�dmon and Merriam, al­though they refused to publish theweights of the contestants, gave outthe following lineup late last night:VARSITY.Greene _ __ Left EndBirdsall ___ Left TackleBoal __ _ Left GuardAndrews _. __ _ _._._ CenterOrr _ Right GuardDonahoe _ _ _ Right TackleMoore __ Right EndMerriman _ _ __ QuarterbackNorgren Right HalfbackGorgas ' Left HalfbackSchafer (Capt.) _ FullbackFRESHMEN.Davies (Capt.) _ :_ Left EndPhelps _ Left TackleJoice Left GuardClark . CenterMillion Right GuardBuchanan Right TackleBrad1ey Right EndGriffin .. _. .. _ _ QuarterbackDuggan Right HalfbackBrecker Left HalfbackHaggie _ __ .. FullbackHead linesman-Lindauer (tennischampion. .Referee-Swanson (The Daily Ma-roon) .:Umpire-English (Reynolds club).Timekeeper-Roddy (All American).Publicity Agent-Pat Page (Chi-cago). Here's Your Comeback.Can't yOU fellows down there think• rup enough paprika without reprint-ing our whole Whistle? But then it'sgood advertising-for us.What"! Again "!Little drops of waterFrozen on the walkMake the men who slip thereIndulge in awfultalk,THE CAMPUS MUSEUM.Hanisch's 'Overcoat.Tunnicliff playing football.Lindauer.The Three Quarters club.The "please buy a ticket from me"girl.Bell leading cheers.THE FRESHMAN PARTY.The Freshman class must have ibshareOf college social-swimmin'With all the upperclassmen thereTo dance with Freshman women.The Freshman party, Nicely-done,Will lack, today, for some some funBecause the assFrom upperelassWill dance with Freshman women.Add Classified Ads-2.A young man about the campus-arather prominent one too-said to us,/"I'll bet you any sum that I can 'copoff' any dame in the University." Wemake no commen t.We Pick An AU-Western.L. E.-Baston, Capt.-·L. T.-),Iayer.L. G.-Sinclair.C.-Townley.R. G.-Ecklund.R. T.-Hauser.R. E.�Flynn.Q.-Long.L. H.-Sprafka.R. H.-Hanson.F. B.-Wyman.We might mention in passing that:\Iinnesota seems to have more placeson our team than other Universities.Apologies To Henry W.Beside his desk in Ellis HallThe Whistle jokesmith stands.The smith a frail-like fellow isWith thin and shaky hands.And the lines �f care upon his faceStand out like rubber bands.Week in, week out, from morn tillnightYou may hear his machine scratchAs he spills the ink at a furious .rateTo turn out his weekly batchOf good old Campus Whistle stuffThat nothing on earth 'can match.The men passing by the windowsthereLook ir.- wonder as they passAnd one smart wag from out thecrowdAsks, "Are you saying mass­Over the quip you fed to usThe week before the last?"'--'.-,; :"•. 11••,1112·,44·,-,He goes on S;ltl1r�ays to the showsOn a hunt for younger quipsAnd hears th� comics talk and talkAnd trembles in the lipsAnd then he hears a classy oneThat shakes bis very hips.It sounds to him like its father's voiceSinging from out the earth.And he wonders if they'll remember\Vhen they see his column of mirth.He wipes a tear from out his eye-­Of jokes there is a dearth. IWHEN a dog bites me once,D . I'm through with it. Same C� way with a tobacco. '� �.VELVET is aged in the �wood for two years tomake it the. smoothest.smoking tobacco.l!:JPI----------�I[]�--------I[JPI----------�I£:!]MARLEY 2� IN.DEVON 2U IN.ARROWCOLLARS15 cta. each, 8 for 90 ct ••CLUETT. PEABODY A CO., INC. MAKERS'CHICAGO 'THE BLUE MAT. SAT.PARADISEWith Cecil Lean & Company of 100Branch Box Office in Lobby GarrickTheater Bldg. Seats also onsale at Lyon & Healy'sPRINCESS I Mat. ThursdayThe N ew �I usical Comedy"GO TO IT"Cast of Chicago FavoritesMEN'S' FURNISWNGSHa� Caps and NeckwearJ AS. E. COWHEY1001-1003 E. 55th St.S. E. Cor. Ellis Ave.BILLIARD HALLCigarettes and CiganRUTH HARDY STUDIODancingCLASS THURSDAY EVEN'GSPrivate Lessons by_- .\:ppoint­ment.Stadio: 1464 E. Fifty-&ftb StreetTel. Hyde Park 2725. Why Not PI.y with tfa •'Now forFootBall ! \�.SPALDINGIntercollegiateFoot Ball No. J-S?Thb • the ball used in 8VV7 bfgeoUaae gameJ beeauaelt ia the b.tball Ylewed uom e .... ry atancipomt.Our foot ball Una fa complete IIIeverything needed for the plaJW.Write For A. CataIopeA. G. Spalding & Bres,18 L Wahab A ... e. Cdcaao. m.First 25 U. of C. students an­swering this adv. by phone or in. Writing may have one suit press­ed up free of charge. Next 25 ata cost of 25c a suit. Best press­ing in Hyde Park. An absoluteService. Try it.ALLAN G. REEVES. I� , , .• EverythiDBOptical�Quick and accurate serviceS.- FEINSTEIN, Opt. D.Rllfsterld Optometrist. 918 E. 55UI St.�r InaIasIde ' ..". Part 1372. .' ' . '/I·Sophomore Committee to l\leet.Toiling-, rejoicing (?), hunting,Onward through life he goes;Each Whistle sees a new joke bornEach evening sees its close.The jokesrnith sighs as he opes hisdoor-"I've earned a night's repose."-We note with Machiavellian gleethat the big snappy "Green Cap" isto grace our desk tomorrow. Boys!Page me a new typewriter ribbon.We have sent a money order tothe "Daily Tllini" with a request tosend us all their extra copies of theissue of last Thursday. When weget 'em drop in and request a copy.The idea is that they have answeredour Editorial on "The Siren" andwe would like to have you read it.We see that this turned out mostlyin rime again.But at that it's good stuff.Isn't it? B�. The Sophomore reception committeewill met tomorrow at 10:15 in CobbSB.Will Entertain Freshmen.Members of the Freshman class willbe guests of the Sophomores at adance tomorrow at 3:30 in the Rey­nolds club.Hawkeye Club Will Meet.The Hawkeye club will meet for din­ner and election of officers tomorrowat 6 at the Gorgoyle tea room.Issue Romance Section.The Romance section of ModernPhilology. for November was issuedyesterday by the University Press.Mrs. Hiteheeek to Read Paper.Mrs. Charles Hitchcock will read apaper on "Early Reminiscences ofChicago" at a tea on Sunday from "to 6 in Hitchcock hall. I,.�\THE DAiLY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1916.ON THE LITERARYMAGAZINEBy Philip Schuyler Allen.Something tells me that trouble isabout to ensue.I am g-Iad the conten t s of the No­vember issue of the Chicago LiteraryMont h ly are in the Eng-lish language,for if they were couched in an aliendialect such as Byzantine Greek orMedieval Latin I should suspect myknowledge of the idiom to be at faultand reach despair-ingly for a diction­ary, But until 1 can command alexicon which tabulates the usages ofthat strang-c. new Amer-ican tonguecompounded of Rahindranat h. AmyLowcll, Artzibashef. and Pschee-bce­schev-skce, my understanding- docsnot halt-it swoon!'.I ask for picture" and am g-ivcn vi­sion s-e-Sam Weller would have pro­nounceu them "wisions", I ask forfodder and am offered spiritual gym­nastic.orall I\r This pr e ludc is not just fair to MissAmy Dean's pastel "Sister Margnrct"-a cur iously sympathetic study offorlorn childhood in a convent school.Nor do e s it perhaps rightly character­ize :'.Jr. Kuh's turg-id cxcz cs is of "ar·ried liic "Qucstin No. S·'. Nor shouldit be made to fit Miss Hug-hcs's al­lusive essay "Vita Excolatur," Fromthis triad sesquipedalian vocables arelargely absent. Here onc can findwhat is forward with comparativelylittle study.But in the more outstanding con­tributions of the November issue weare told by cubist expounders howthey feel when they feel differently,even if they don't quite feel like tell­ing. First of course, in verse.Mr_ Redfield's "Distich" is explain­,able only on the assumption that theWalrus and the Carpenter had beenreading Hafiz late at night. Mr. VanKirk's "Rain" is mittant and cenosredand causes ch�'ins· to dither sharply.Mr. Grimes has· a shore lamp gleamon the dead Calumet river like a car­buncle in the jet hair of a courtesan.Shades of John Keats and Dante Ga­briel Rosetti. Grey ghost of Bea­consfield, inebriated with the exuber-II ance of thine own verbosity! Do theEnglish language grow? She do.Before I proceed, let me say that Irealize there are two sides to everycase at court, and I believe both theth tit.NGateJ-S?.�omt.telDrv.I.1 an­Dr inlress-25 atlress­:oluteGiraffe and the 'German Family areentitled .to a hearing, even if eachforever regard the other as an exoticthing. In other words, no one is acritic unless he can sense the fact thatothers feel what he himself cannot.Unfortunately we are equally able todescribe the felt and the unfelt, tomake language not only our servantbut our plaything. There is an unwrit­ten law that the artist must be sin­cere in the depiction of soul experi­ences and visions, particularly if t�eybe uncommon ones. If the poet vi­olate this law he but subjects language'to that peristalsis which precedes de­cay. The Calumet mar be a courte-, san for all of me. Brander Matthewswould have termed the river a rwomanwith an aggressive bust and a defi­. ciency in her code of defensive moral­ity.Mr. Kaun continues to juggle feat­ly with words in his essay on "TheSuperman in Literature", wherein hedeals pictorially with those wildflow­ers of incest, suicide, and schnapps:the authors of "Sanine" and "HomoSapiens", Munich super-vaudeville,and the necrophile Strauss. Our es­sayist seems to admire such work be­cause of its revolutionary significance,and he must be allowed to do so if hewitt. To me these things representlife no more fortunately than catarrhaleffluvia, and I dislike to have themI: left at the door of Friedrich Nietsche,;�'/j.riceD.tUt.11312.........eet.rmitteel CobbLIS willat ae Rey-t.'or din­norrowModemissued'eSS.per.read aces offrom" II II MARSHALL HELD � COMPANY� ANNEX--TheStore fgrMen"Our Overcoats have the snap andstyle that College Men like anddemand. Weare constantlyseeking new style ideas, new waysto better them. That is why ourCoats, in fact all ourClothing, areright up- to -the- minute. The.workmanship is the best and as­sures excellent fit and long wear.$20 to $75Fourth FloorThe last-named is a great man, if apoor philosopher-s-the. sorrow is. thatmost people do'n't bother to read himany more than they do Darwin orHacckcl, and grotesque ideas of whatthese men thought are as prevalent asfleas in Italy. Hence it comes aboutthat many a critic when regardingNictsche "melts his Icarian wings inthe fiery rays of awe and mystery".These quoted words are Mr. Kaun'sown. Langwidge-Langevitch IMr. Grimes contributes to the cur­rent issue, in addition to the poemmentioned above, an editorial "Uponthe Polite in Poetry" and a story"Embers", The first of these is wett­done, its theme is the Gilbert "If you're anxious for to shine in the highaesthetic line as a man of culturerare, you must get up all the germsof the transcendental terms and piantthem everywhere. You must lie uponthe daisies and discourse in novelphrases of a complicated state of mind-oh, the meaning doesn't matter, ifit's only idle chatter of a transcendent­al kind." The story "Embers" is rath­er hopeless in its present form. Itcould with profit eliminate the firstthree pages and a half. I don't saythis in a captious spirit. Those firstthree and a half pages contain somepretty good writing. I don't believewith the Boston publisher that everyyarn should begin with a soft-nosed is a prose epic.I like Mr. Van Kirk's conceit in".Lyric'·-if the second Quatrain wereonly better sustained. This is the sortof thing so easily done in German(Heine. Liliencron, Morike) and sonext to irnpossble to achieve withouta flat wheel in English.There remains for casual criticismbut �I!'. Kuh's editorial skit on "In­tercollegiate Debating." It is �or­ous and to the point. When read insympathetic mood, it is good for sev­'cral tummy-chuckles.And 50, farewellt Despite my stric­tures, I consider the Literary Maga­zine a fine thing. The November(Continued on page' 4)bullet ("Oh, hell!" said the duchess,as she ilghted a cigarette), but ifyou're going to tell a story why notget it on the fire and do your bast­ing and interbrding later? Theframe-story where most of the storyis frame has gone out of fashion alongwith car-laps and false hair.Mr. Snyder's half-page sketch of"Rahindranath at Chicago" is soft andsweet, and it brings the old fakir pret­ty welt hefore you. I wish aIt men­tion of this Dr. Dowie of poetry, thisLydia Pinkham of progress, were asshort as :\Ir. Snyder's. But why spendone's energy characterizing the mat}at all? Compared with his colonialphraseology a Listerine advertisementI!'IILIt'.I{) .�:._i>'I ,/";,.'\ : .... ,., .� �1:".:..."eIri�rf·-, (.j\.t·! 'Ij -THE DAlLY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1916.PROTECT YOURSELF!Why accept cheap substitutes at fountains when the origi-:nal Malted Milk costs you no more?Ask for and see that you get "HORLICK'S"the Original. Take a package home with you.Write for samples Horlick, Dept. "C," Racine, WisconsinPowder and Tablet Form.What You Give for Any Present Shows Your TasteWhy not give a box ofIt its \Villiam's, its pure !GIVE THANKSGIVING DINNERY. W. C. L. and Y. 1\1. C. A. Arrangefor Annual Affair Thursday.Prof. John M. Coulter, of the de­partment of Botany, will speak on"The Spirit of Thanksgiving" at theThanksgiving dinner, given -by theY. W. C. L. and the Y. M. C. A. forstudents who will remain on thecampus Thursday. The dinner willbe given Thursday at 1 in Hutchin­son cafe. After the dinner the partywill be. entertained by programs ofreadings, dancing and singing in IdaNoyes hall.Tickets may be procured at toeY. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. L. offices,at the ticket desk in Cobb at 10:15,or from members of the committeesin charge. The committee for menis 'headed by Howard Wakefield. Themembers of his committee are Thorn­ton Rollins, WaIter Bimson and Rich­ard Pla-ster, Bessie _ Stenhouse ischairman of the women's commit­tee.FRESHMEN WLlI'i HOCKEY GAMEPlay Finals Of Interclass Series. Yea­urday On Greenwood Field.The Freshman women upset tbeathletic predictions in tbe bockeyworld by defeating tbe seniors in tbefinal interclass Friday afternoonin Greenwood field. The final scorewas 3 to 2.The members of tbe teams are asfollows: Senior college: Esther Beller,Bula Burke, Etbel Fikany, Sarah Grif­fin, Gladys Greenman, MargueriteHewitt; Marion Lane, Florence Owens,Gwendoline Perry, Julia Ricketts. Thesubstitutes are: Lillian Condit, RuthFalkenau, Pauline Levi, Mildred Mor­gan.Junior college: Eleanor Atkins, Hel­en Driver, Winifred Franz, VioletFairchild, Bernice Hogue, Lucile Kan­nally, Pauline Lyon, Helen Moffett,Phyllis Palmer, Marie Plapp, BetbUphaus, Substitutes are: Edna Clark,HeIeR J ohnstone, Josepb�e �oore,Inez Ostberg.START HOCKEY SERIES TODAYName Julia Ricketts and Helen DriverCaptains of Teams.The first 'game of the Senior-Juniorcollege hockey series will be playedthis afternoon at 3 :50 on Greenwoodfield. Julia Ricketts has been electedcaptain and Marguerite Hewitt man­ager of the Juniors.Women who have played in the ad­vanced hockey classes are asked tocome out and practice with the teamsat the regular hours Monday, Wed­day and Friday at 3:30 on Greenwoodfield.. The definite lineup for the gamethis afternoon has no, been announc­ed.Deliveries made in all parts of the city.Classified Ads.TO RENT-ROOM IN ATTRAC­tive home opportunity. for Frenchconversation. Tel. H. P. 4296. CallSaturday or Sunday, after 5 on oth­er days.PRIVATE DANCING LESSONS B)'appointment. Class. Monday even­ings. 10 lessons for $5.00. LuciaHendershot. Studio 1541 E. o7thSt. .' Tel. H. P. 2314.FOR RENT--4 TO 6 ROOM AP ART­ments, newly decorated and fur­nished; steam beat; electric ligbts;all outside rooms; south exposure;very desirable for groups of stu­dents or teachers; $45.00 to $60.00.N.W. Comer Woodlawn and 61ststreet or tel. H. P. 457.PORTRAITS AND ENLARGE-menta.' Best work at moderate pri­ees. Color work in oil our apecial­t7. Lantern slide. for aU parpoleLUniversity Studio. 1213 "til St.TO RENT-BEDROOM, $10.00 Amonth. Also unfurnisbed basementroom, $5.00 a month. or will furnishto suit. 6019 Kenwood, 1st flat.•GET YOUR FILL, FROM KAISERBill, at the fine Lieblich cafe; bestof meats and all sorts of eats, atany hour of the day. 5706 Ellisavenue.ON THE LITERARY MAGAZINE(Continued from page 3)number is the most interesting anddiverse of a�y yet published. It is amirror not so much of what we aredoing in a creative way as of whatwe are crying to learn to do. It islive-il: pulsates, is palpitant. It mustbe worse before it is better-I like itfor its very lack of polish. I admireits undeniable earnestness of purpose.It symbolizes to a certain degree ourforceful, provincial. Middle Westernselves, we who are rather honest toil­ers at a mighty forge than conven­tionalized dwellers in an ivy-clad uni­versity.To Lecture On China,Emil S. F'ischer, secretary of theChinese commission to the Panama­Pacific exposition, will give an illus­trated lecture on "Peking, China;History and Political Situation" Wed­nesday at 8 in Haskell assembly room.- '.I.lT --= P==;? contests played by the Maroons. Hefought all the time, offensively anddefensively, and varied his charge tomeet any attack. His work in cover­ing punts was the best seen in theConference this year. Hauser is not'as fast as the Maro'on captain, but Iwhat he lacked in speed he more thanmade up by cleverly using his physi­cal prowess to such good advantagethat few gains were made throughRim.Townley of Minnesota and Beckerof Iowa. were undoubtedly the bestcenters in the Conference this year.Because of the strong showing madeby both men it is impossible to leaveeither one off the first team. Beckerstarted the season at guard, was latershifted to tackle and center. His ver­satility permits him to be shifted toguard. Becker and Ecklund are fast,hard chargers and were seldom fooledby the feints of opposing backfields.Townley also was shifted at v arioustimes during the season to most ofthe positions in the line, but when hefinally took the pivot position hefound himself. He was a tower ofstrength on defense and his passeswere perfect.Macomber Is Dependable Kicker.Although hard pushed by Long of).[innesota for first honors, CaptainMacorrrber of Illinois must be conced­ed the position. He is one of themost dependable kickers �vho has everrepresented a Conference eleven andhis work has been the main factor inthe l11ini play. In the Ohio Stategame his place kicks resulted in thesix points' made by his team and theMinnesota victory must be creditedto him.Harley of Ohio State, playing in hisfirst year of Conference football, isselected to play right half. It wasthrough his individual efforts thatteam won the championship. Histouchdown against Illinois in the lastfew minutes of play won that game,he scored all the points against Wls­cons in and his fifty yard run in theX orthwestern game resulted in thefirst touchdown. He followed this upwith another twenty yard run for thesecond tally and several runs whichenable Captain Sorrenson to go overfor the last. score. He is a field goalkicker and punter wbo would be anable. assistant to Driscoll and Macom­ber. Like Harley, Captain Driscollof Northwestern is equally good atdriving off-tackle or encircling theends. Both men are good at leadinginterference and arc 'sure tacklers. .Cheese Wyman For Fullback.Wyman of Minnesota is first choicefor fullback. In the Illinois game,Wyman's bad pass. was a large fac­tor in the defeat of his team,but he more than made amendshy his passing in the Wisconsin andChicago contests. His line plungingand defensive playing was a little bet­ter than Koehler's, although the Pur­ple fullback must be given credit fora remarkable showing in his first yearof college football .I n several instances the men select­ed on the second team were close riovals to the men on the first selectionand in turn there were men, not plac­ed, who were almost as deserving assome of the players who receivedberths on the second team. Amongthese were Norman of Northwest­ern, end; Huffine of Purdue, fullback;Mayer of Minnesota, tackle; Carpen­ter of Wisconsin, center; Edler andSimpson of Wisconsin, halfs; AgaTof Chicago, half; Davis of Iowa, half;Holtcamp of Ohio, center, Buechnerof Purdue, tackle; Brightmire ofJACKSON IS TACKLEFOR ALL-CONFERENCESQUAD, SArS MAROON(Continued from page 1)lJ. Doyouknowtbegreatestthing a cigarette can have l'It is the PURE TUtkish tobacco eftavor-untampered-with., unallo-y­ed. Nothing else com-pares with it.Nothing else can be .substitutedfor it.It is what makes MURADS so won­derlu\-so different -so satisfying.Don't think 'You \mow that PURETurkish tobacco \\avo!' unless you have8tnoked Murads..Some cigarettes have .SUggested i.!:MUt'ad IS it..We invite 'You to try the NeveT-to­be-Forgotten taste of PURE Tmkisbtobaccos in MUt'ads.t,1I'I •: 1J1J. (iJ.. ."lou will fOl'let.\he 2.5-cent. biana.,OU ha'Ve 'beensmoking.URAD 1. 1(J(e;i' 1, ]]]IJtlNorthwestern. quarter; Sinclair of Graduate Committee to Meet.Minnesota, guard: and Charrier of Il-linois, guard. The general committee of the Gradu-ate club will meet today at 4 :30 inHitchcock library. Prof. E. J. Good-Brundage to Talk on �'usic. speed will present certain importantplans for the year to the members.Miss Frances Brundage, superintend­ent of the Civic Music association ofChicago, will deliver an address on"Music in Community Organ.zation"at a meeting of the Sociology club to­night .at 7:45 in Lexington 15. (1cSenior Committee Will Meet.The executive committee of the Sen­.or class will meet today at 10:15 iDCobb 12A.