VoL XV. No. 42. ,at aroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1916. Price Five Cents.ELEANOR DOUGHERTYAND VACHEL UNDSAYTO HOLD REHEARSALChairman Gordon AnnouncesMost Of Main Floor Seats SoldFor Presentation.CRITIC REVIEWS POET'S WORKEulogize Latest Book Of· SpringfieldArtist In Current Issue OfNew Republic.Mr. Lindsay and Miss Doughertywill hold .a private rehearsal thismorning in Mandel for the program tobe given Tuesday evening in Mandel,under the auspices of the Senior class.Mr. Lindsay stated yesterday that or­dinarily he did not deem it necessaryto rehearse, but the fact that Tues·day evening will be the first .time MissDougherty has interpreted his workswithout a musical accompanimentmakes the rehearsal essential to asatisfaetory performance.A large audience for the readingis assured, according to ChairmanGordon of the ticket committee. TheTepoits from the ticket sellers yester­day indicated that most of the mainftc.or seats have 11�(.n sold. and mailorders not yet, filled, wnt requiremcst of the unsold hexes. Fifty add i- .ti� &eats which' were "l"eserved . ferseveral literary clubs will be placedon sale today. Students and faculty .members will be given the first op-. portunity to pureb8se these seats andthe remaining tickets will be used tofill. mail orders.Speaks Of Lindsay Tours.In the current issue of the New Re­public, Mr. Francis Hackett in a re- 'view of Mr. Lindsay's latest work, "A. Handy Guide for Beggars," speakinggenerally of Mr. Lindsay�s works, says,"Were one asked by Mr. Lindsay if itwere possible to go through Floridaand Georgia and North Carolina, NewJersey and Pennsylvamh, Missouri andKansas, reading poems to pore whitetl"ash and 'blockade whiskey Ameri··cans and old Southern ladies and rail­Toad conductors and college boys and(Continued on .page 3)I'f II, �..... ., 11� . WEATHER FORECAST.Fair. Northerly winds.THE DAILY MAROON BULLErINToday.PrisoDer-of-war fund solicitors, 1 :15,S. W. gate, Stagg field.Football Game, Chicago VB. Minne­sota, 2:30, Stagg Field.Meetings of the University RulingBodies:Board of Physical Culture and Ath­letics, 9, Harper 1\128.Board of school of Commerce andAdministrati� 10, Harper M28.University Senate, 11, Harper as­'8embly.Tomorrow.University religious service, 11MandcLMonday.Chapel, Junior colleges, men, 10:15,MandelEI Centro. Espanol, 4, Noyes.Patristic club, 7, home of Prof.Goodspeed, 5706 Woodlawn Ave.Student Volunteer Band, 7, Lexing­ton If..� .. PRISON FUND CAMPAIGNTO REACH CLIMAX TODAYOne Hundred And Twenty-Five Stu­dests Will CoIled Relief Money InCoffee Pots At Minnesota ContestToday.Between the halves of the Minne­sota game at Stagg field this after­noon, the climactic event in the Y.M. C. A. prisoner-of-war fund cam­paign will take place. Dunlap Clarkand John Dinsmore, joint chairmen ofthe collection committee have formedextensive plans to make it impres­sive and spectacular.While the Chicago and Minnesotabands play patriotic American airs, ahundred and twenty-five students in­cluding members of the Three-Quar­ters club will wind in and out amongthe spectators and up and down theaisles, passing, instead of the com-. mon church offertory baskets, three­quart, tin coffee pots. The rooterswill be already acquainted with thepurpose of the collection by a lettersigned by Presidents Judson and Vinecent and printed on the program.Letters Make Strong Appeal.'The letter will depict the hardshipsand monotony of prison camp life, ex­plain the prisoners' needs and the ad­mission to the camps of Y. M. C. A.secretaries, and appeal to the humansympathies of the spectators by time­ly mention of the approaching Thanks­giving holiday and the sum being ex­pended 'by them to witnesS the' presentfootball. game. ./A huge sack will be· placed in thecenter of the' gridiron. When eachcollector has bathered three quarts,of silver dollars and half dollars andquarters and· so forth, he will carry hiscoffee pot to the sack and empty intoit his collection.Biekham Issues S�tistiC8.Mr. Martin H. Bickham', secretaryof the Y. M.·C. A., gave out yesterdaythe following fi�res regardlng theprogress of the prisoner-of-war relieffund campaign in other American col­leges.Will iams _..... $8,500Dartinouth _............... 5,000Philips Exeter _... 2,000Denison University _.... 1,000'Wooster _.................... 1,500Oberlin _ _................... 3,500Pennsylvania State _ _ 4,000Peddy Institute _.... 1,000Blair Academy _ _........ 1,000Washington and Lee _......... 1;000University of Iowa _........... 1,980Cornell College .... _ _ ... _....... 2,190The students who have promised tohelp in the collection this afternoonwill meet at 1 :15 inside the southwestgate of Stagg field.POSTPONE REYNOLDS SMOKERExecutive Council Votes Life Member�ship To James Nash.The Reynolds club smoker sched­uled for Tuesday night has been post­poned until Wednesday night, Dec.6, at 8 in order to prevent a conflictwith the Vachel Lindsay lecture. Afeature of the smoker will be enter­tainment by members of the faculty.The executive council has voted alife membership to James VincentNash, '16, in trecognition of· his workin furthering the progress of tbeclub library. CHOOSE PLAYS ANDCASTS FOR AUTUMNPROGRAM OF CLUBTo Present Dramatic Work OfGoodman, Sutro And TwoFrench Playwrights.THIRTEEN WILL TAKE PARTSl\Iadame Hammer, Coach For Produc­tion, Praises Club For Choice inSelection Of One- Act Plays.Goodman's "Back of the Yards",Sutro's "The .Man in the Stalls" andMeiblac and Halevy's "Indian Sum­mer" are the three one-act plays tobe given by the Dramatic club Dec.7 and 8 in the Reynolds club theater."Back of the Yards", written by·Kenneth Sawyer Goodman, a Chica­goan, is set in the district behindthe Chicago stock yards. A priestand kindly police-sergeant, get froma boy, wild but not bad, a confessionof his part in a street shooting. Themanner in which city officials dealwith conditions in the stock-yards dis­trict is clearly portrayed in this shortplay.Cast Of Goodman's Sketch.The cast of "Back of the Yards" is:The Police Sergeant _Sigmund CohenThe Priest Hammond BirksMrs. Connors _ Dorothy FayThe Boy _, .. _-Bartlett Cormack 0The Girl... Hertha Bau�gartner"The Man in the' Stalls" by AlfredSutro, is the story of a dramatic critic,who . has a'h!aYs criticized problem.plays and comes home to find a prob­lem situation in his own home.The cast fo� "The Man in theStalls" follows:Hector Allen. Charles BreastedElizabeth Allen _ .. _ _ .. _...................... Nellie Bauman (Dec. 7).......... Hertha ·Baumgartner (Dec. 8)Walter Cozens _ .Arthur BaerPresent "Indian Summer" Last."Indian Summer", the final play onthe program, is translated from theFrench of Meiblac and Halevy by Bar­rett C. Clark. It is the story of thewinning of a rich uncle's approval ofhis nephew's secret marriage.The cast of "Indian Summer" is:Adrienne .Elizabeth BellBriqueville Leon GendronNoeL. _ .James HemphillMadame Lebreton .J eanette RegentMadame Hammer Discusses Plays.Madame Borgny Hammer, coach ofthe productions, said: "'Back of theYards' is particularly interesting be­cause of its 'local color'. It is a dram­atic presentation of conditions as theyexist in our own city. "The Man inthe Stalls" is a splendidly built one­act play that offers exceptional op­portunities for versatile acting. It iseasily tht!J most tense and gripping of. the three plays. The woman's partrequires subtle acting while the men'sparts by their very likeness to reallife are interesting. "Indian Summer"is charmingly delightful because ofits typical French suave spirit.""The program as a whole," she con­tinued, "is unusually well-balanced.'Back of the Yards' is melodramatic,'The Man in' the Stalls' is a prob­lem play and 'Indian Summer' is acomedy of the type that has justlygiven French playwrights their pres­ent high reputation." MAROONS READY TO BATTLE GOPHERSTO STANDSTILL IN FINAL CONTESTChampaign Line-up of Midway Squad Will GoInto Season's Closing Game This After-noon on Stagg Field.MINNESOTA TEAM' DISPLAY NO OVERCONFIDENCETHE PROBABLE LINEUP.Minnesota ChicagoL. E. Baston (Capt.) Parker R. E.L. T. Mayer _ _ Jackson (Capt.) R. T.L. G, Sinclair _....................................................................... Fleugal R. G.C. Townley' Fisher C.R. G, Ecklund _ .._ ; .. � Higgins L. G.R. T. Hauser _ McPherson L. T.R. E. Flynn : _... Brelos L. E.Q. Long : Pershing Q.L. H. Sprafka Graham R. H.R. H. Hansen _ Agar L. H.F. B. Wyman _ _ .. __ .. _ .:. _ .. _ _ Haniseh F. B.MINNEAPOLIS, Minn., Nov. 24,­Coach Williams' squad of thirty menleft here last night enroute for Chi­cago together With the band and gleeclub. The Gophers were given thebiggest send-off of the year by 0thestudents, and Coach Williams, �P­tain Baston and other members. ofthe team made speeches predicting avictory over the Maroon eleven. :I'he. Gopher special, which will leave h�tonight will carry over 800 rootersto the scene. of the battle.Although the team scored an over­whelm,ing victory over the Badgerslast week, Coach Williams bas notthough it advisable to ease up in thepractice. Instead the men have beenput through. a strenuous week of prac­tice which included two long scrim­mage sessions with the 1920 squadusing Chicago. .plays. Every efforthas been made by Dr. Williams toguard against a spirit of overconfi­dence which proved disastrous in thegame with Dlinois.Team Is In Splendid Shape.The team, however, is in the bestshape of the season, and is confiidentof a decisive victory over CoachStagg's eleven. The game Saturdaywill again see Sprafka, one of thegreatest backs in the West, in actionagainst Chicago. Sprafka has com­pletely recovered from his injurywhich kept him on the side-lines inthe Wisconsin game, and Coach Wil­liams is counting on him to do mostof the' line plunging.In Captain Baston at left end, Chica­go followers will see one of the great­est ends in western football. Bastonis both a star on defense and in theforward passing end of, the game iswithout a peer. Wyman, at full back,Hansen, at half, and Long at quareter, will complete the Gopher back­field which is certain to start againstthe Midway team. In case of injuryto Sprafka, Wise will be sent in athalf.The line is almost certain to bPthe same that started against Wiscon­sin, with Mayer and Hauser at tack­les, Sinclair and Ecklund at guards,and Townley at center. In this arrayof material the Gophers have one ofthe most powerful forward walls in theConference, and it is upon them thatthe duty of .stopping the speedy Chi­cago backs must fan. Chicago will wind up the 1916 foot­ball season this afternoon at 2 onStagg field, when Coach Stagg's menline up against the Minnesota eleven.As usual the Maroons enter the gameon the small end of the odds but thisis just another-reason why they maycontinue in their role of dope-upset­ters. The N orthmen arrive fresh fromtheir overwhelming defeat of theBadgers and heralded as the strongestteam in the Conference, but they willbe met this afternoon by a team key­ed for the struggle and ready to bat­tle tqem to a standstill.Coach Williams led his squad intotown yesterday afternoon, put themthrougil a light workout at the WhiteSox ball park, and refused either togive out the weights of his men or tomake a statement concerning hischances in the game today. The G0-o pher squad, however,. looked in thebest of shape and not quite as heav,as the Maroon and Gold team of lastseason. The players declared theywere looking for a hard fight and over­confidence did not appear to be pre­vailing in the camp.Stagg Gives Final Workout.'Coach Stagg put his �en throughthe final workout yesterday afternoonand at its conclusion he stated thathe would probably stand pat on thelineup which started. the game atChampaign last week. Pershing hasentirely recovered from the injuriesreceived in the downstate contest, andTrill pilot the team today. Graham,Agar and Hanisch will compose therest of the backfield. Fleugal willbe the only man in the line playingin his first game on Stagg field, andhe is counted upon to put up the sameremarkable game he played at Illinois,Manager Merriam has completedarrangements to handle a record­breaking crowd on Stagg field thisafternoon. Seats have been providedfor 25,000 spectators and the authen­tic figures on the attendance willlikely show all but a minute fractionof that number.Ohio State To Meet Purple.Ohio State will battle Northwest­ern this afternoon in the contestwhich will decide the Conferencechampionship. The Purple are gen­erally conceded the best chance ofwinning the title because of theirfast bac1d1eld, but the Buckeyes have(Continued on P.�e 4)!'1m DAILY IIAItOON, SATURD4Y, NOVEMBER 25, 1916.I�r laUy _arDuntt. omeial 8t1Id_t N4t1Qj)&pC' of tileUni'NHi� of QUeaco.Publi&ed mominp, except SundayMd Konda,., during the Autumn.,Winter and Spring quarters, b,. Th.Daily :Maroon staff.EDrroBlAL STAFF... R. S----------gi!lc Editorf.. ... Baer __ . .New8 Bditol'.... N ........ __ ..Athletica EditorC. C. Greeae.. __ . __ . .Nlgllt Edit«.. 8. BuImeIl. .. ._ .. _..Da,. EditorY. K. Edwardaea .. __ .. Women'. EdItor.. CoIaa. •• _ •• _ •• _--AMt. New. EditorW. S. Bender ... ..Aut. Athletica Edit«II. A.. Mahurin...Asat. Women's EditorlffiSlNESS STAFF#•• C. MaxweU..--BulDeea MuagerD. D. BeIL._._ ... Asst. Bus. !Ianapr•• t.ed .. MeODd·ela .. man at the Chl­.... PMtolnee. Cb1t"aCo. 11111201 .. !fareh 18.DOS. under Act of :March 3. 1873.SubecriptiOil Rates.B,. Cftrrter __ $2.:)() a year: $1 a quarter.-7 JU1l. ItO a year; $1.m a quarter.�aI Room •.•.••••••••••••.•.•• IIU. 12'l'elephoDe Klctway 800. Loeal 1=....... O� •••••••••••••••••••• BIlla 14TelephoDe Blac:katoDe mel.�2e.,SATURDA Y. NOVEMBER 25, 1916.�� UNUSUAL OPPORTUNITY.i Mr. Vachel Lindsay's appearanceTuesday night in Mandel will affordfaculty members, students, and mem­bers of the University.community anunusual opportunity to hear a trulygreat poet of the present day. Theloveliness and democracy of his workshave captured the hearts.of many en­thusiastic audiences which have ad­mired his genius, his "emerging. fig­ure, a figure youthful and powerful,stone taking wings.�Lindsay makes New Jersey noless poetic than Georgia," says Fran­cis. Hackett, in the New Republic."Democracy js not with him a phrase.It is something poignant of the peo­ple. It supposes an absence of clas-• ses, a conjunction of all kinds of hu­man beings. It is that faith in theexcellence of human beings Whichmakes life worth living. It finds thatexcellence by i,!lclusiveness. It is·different from any other and all other,religions. It has at root a kind rela­tion to God because it has a kind rela­tion to man. It is more than liberty,equality and t:raternity. It is a feel­ing that the mortal planet is a goodand 'decent place to live in and .on. Itis the thing Lincoln had. It is thething Whitman had. It is the thingEm�rson partly had. It is the thingthat the West has, and not the Eastso much, the thing that the Negro tookaway from the South and yet thething that abides, though not singu­larly, in America. Is is the thing thatelects one man president rather thananother in time of war. It may be re­ligious. Perhaps it ds. It comesdown from the mountains, it walksamong the people, it plows throughsnow to say who will be president."Of course Lindsay is too simpleabout books. He is not fair to menwho do not live among impressions.He is not fair to the men who givetheir lives to truth, the doctors, themen of letters, the lawyers, the menwho strive for balance, the men whowill not gamble their lives like theharvesters. He has crude �estures,this emerging poet of Illinois. Hehas intonations of the preacher andfancifulness of the infant wearing apaternal silk hat. He finds it hard toforget Hathor, the Rose of Sharonand ambrosial nouns. But to saythese things is not to reach the coreof the matter. Where else in thiscountry of emergence is there in com­bination nationalism so free and The Stand- The New, ard In ter- .4changeable- Multiplex dotype Type-writer Hammond, frii • ItorIvelnatantNilrot4talgalCROSS COU�TRY MEETWILL BE ,HELD TODAY WRIGHT SAYS LARGEINDUS'X·RY DEVELOPSMONOPOLY OR TRUST·MOUNT.t\IN tops can't beseen in a mist. An' manyC a mountain 0' trouble disap- Cn pears in a cloud 0' "� /foe. nU Velvet smoke. 1;� Ir - LI1!:J.1-----------J[].e----------�ij[]PI--------:::J--�t:!JThe Choice of the Professional ManThe LinguistThe Mathematician The PhysicianThe Chemist� th:licthLittle Monopolistic Tendency IsShown In Agriculture-HighTariffs Assist Combinations.Eleven Teams To Race -For Confer­ence Title At LaFayette-ChicagoHas Two Good Chances In OtisAnd Tenney. Industries wherein there exists alarge scale of production tend to­ward monopoly, was the statement ofAssociate Prof. Wright, of the depart­ment of Political Economy, who lec­tured on "Does Monopoly Lead toSocialism," before a meeting held un­der the auspices of the Intercollegi­ate Socialist society Thursday after­noon in Cobb 12A."In the manufacturing industrythere is a great tendency toward mon­opoly, because the scale of produc­tiO'n is enormous," declared Prof.Wright. "In the field of distributiontoo. there is a marked tendency to­ward monopoly. In the field of pub­lic utilities the obvious advantages oflarge production tend positively to­ward monopoly. Monopoly, however,in ,public utilities is altogether desir­able from the point of view of theordinary citizen. Were we to havelarge cornpettion in the use of tele­phones, electric light or gas, we canimagine our inconvenience.. Farms Are Not Monopolized."In those fields of industry wherethe scale of production is not greatcomparatively, we have little tendencytward trust or monopoly. In thefield of agrculture there is practicallyno evidence of a tendency toward mon­opoly. This is probably true becausein this country, as well as others, theindividual production of the farmer isnot great, and because the farm landsare in the hands of small farmers. Inthe fishing industry monopoly is notdiscernible. The fisheries much likethe farms are on a small scale com-'paratively."In taking up the question of howfar natural conditions are due in theformation of trusts, we find that the�existence of trusts is not entirely dueto natural advantages. By natura'advantages, we mean superior eft­ciency in production. We find thatto a great extent special privileges,such as a high tariff" have helpedgreatly in the development of trusts.Unfair methods of competition, con­t'rol of nat�ral resources, and exclusiveagyeements ,have been the �ause andthe source �f many of our monopo­lies. If we could do away with un­natural advantages we would find thatthere would be very few trusts left,w�ich had been founded on actual nat­ural advantages. If we could be ableto deprive. trusts of. their unnatural'sources of power, we soon would findthat no trusts existed." Send for illustratedfcatalograndralsoour specialpropositiongtolstudentsThe Hammond Typewriter Company189 West Madison Street thlirif�. :.thgit\'llt.:'thChicago, Wisconsin and Purdue arethe favorites in the Conlerence crosscountry :neet to be held today atLaFayette. - It is the first time inyears that Chicago has had more thanan outside chance to win and Coach.Eck is more than confident they willtake the title.The entry list this year is the larg­est in the history of the event, ac­cording to Secretary Brundage of theIntercollegiate. Conference Athletic as­sociation. Wisconsin, last year'schampions, Minnesota, State Univer­sity of Iowa, Indiana, Illinois, IowaState college, Northwestern, Ohio,Purdue, Kansas and Chicago will berepresented. Ohio has the largestentry, twenty-six men being put inby that school.Badgers Have Good Chance .Wisconsin has a good chance to re­peat this year, as several veterans areleft on the squad. Purdue defeatedIllinois in easy fashion a week agoand has the added advantage of be­ing familiar with the course, Aitke:r:tand Campbell are the two good menon the Purdue team, the latter beingespecially fast. Stout, holder of theConference two-mile record, was hardpushed to beat Campbell at that dis-. tance, and Eck is looking for troublefrom the Purdue man.Chicago is basing its hopes on Ten­ney and Otis.. If "these two men canfinish well up among the leaders thetitle will probably go to the Maroons.The. other, men on the team, Capt.Angier, Powers, Jones and Snyder are,also better than the ordinary and willundoubtedly run close behind the lead­ers.Tenney Or Otis May Wln.Tenney and Otis are about evenlymatched. The former won the North­western meet last Friday while Otisdefeated Hatch the week before. IfTenney has one of bis good days heshould be able to defe�t everyone .en­teredo If he does not run well Chi­.cago's chances will suffer. Mr. Eckis not relying on the work of thestars to win the meet, but trusts inthe well-balanced condition of thesquad to win the meet.Before going to LaFayette Mr. Ecksaid, ;'1 beliEf.Te we have the best'chance of the lot to win tomorrow.The hard work the men have beenputting in aU season has resulted in:1 well rounded team. If Tenney andOtis run the way they have been, Ican see nothing but a victory. Theteam will be badly disappointed ifthey should not win and it looks asthough we should take the champion­ship." Philesophy Clnb Meets.Grover, G. Clark will conduct a dis­cussion o� "A Theory of the Comic",at a meeting of the Philosophy, clubTuesday at 7 :45 in Classics 1. 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111- ..-= =- -- -- -- -= =- -! Hyde Park Hotel != t == == =- -§ Offers the best facilities on the §- -- -= Southside for == =.- -- -- -- -- -- -� Students' Banquets �- -� and Parties �- . -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -ii.,1111111I11111111I1I111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111115 m:"b': .. ycPATRONIZE ,OUR ADVERTISERS ", ,,. al�]I. �,\ ati' ;,1\ tb,\{\ h'f" t;'IJSen-sible Ciqa,re1:teEVERY time you see a mansmoking a Fatima, youknow that he is getting all theCOMFORT that is possible ina cigarette. �. II II1T�.'I"tl 'II..,A:{I FJ.'Ij st I}1Seniors Give Tea Sunday.The Senior, class will give a tea to­morrow from 3 to 6 at the Phi Gam­rna Delta house, 975 East Sixtiethstreet.swinging. rclicion so vigorous, hu­man contact so delicate, beauty soadored? Sometimes it is the adora­tion of beauty we attend at, mereservices in her name. But not sel­dom he is at the heart of convictionand ecstasy and splendor. The manwho tramped as a beggar through ourstates could afford to go light be­cause of his affluence. He had everyman for his comrade. He went afootwith a people. He marched with themoon and the sun." The Original Turkish BlendTIi •H. A. G., our stand pat contribu­tor contributed the following paprika:If you think you know the Uni­", versity, 'What's the other barber'sname?Give The Credit To Bill.Reber, reading from Hamlet, "Oh,. that this too solid fle� would meltand resolve itself into dew."Lindauer, reading from MidsummerNight's Dream, "I'll put a girdleround this earth in forty minutes."Clark, glancing over Henry IV, "Atall gentleman, by heaven, and a mostgallant leader."Famous Fast Lines 1.E�e.Elizabeth Walker'sThe Whistle.So To Speak.CFB. "Get away from that machine,do you �ant to be killed?"5MB. "What should I care? I'vefriends in both places."Says The Boss.Bus. Mngr. (angrily) "Look here.this fellow is getting too much pub­licity. Don't you know tpat we runthis paper on a financial-"Us. "I know. But if it wasn't forthe likes of him we couldn't have aline. See?"What, may we ask, would you doif you were on a raft in the middle of�. :.the ocean accompanied by the onlygirl, with only a jar of marmalade be­tween you, and there bore down, upont ;. the raft' a German submarine com­manded by the fellow whom' you bad"beat to it" in college? What would:� : you do? '•• Anent The Frosh Dance.. " � We counted seven Frosh in attend­ance. �e rest were four hundredupperclassmen and Al L. AI, by theI. >V18Y, was made to remove his sweater\ at t�e door. The only thfng lacking.�t was, we think, some spoons for the'l-l'unCb. __1\ Casual onlooker at the struggle inr tbeaR. C. •\, 4'My, what a ripping bunch of girls� -beg pardon, women, the Freshmen\'1 . have this year." Now if anyone was.! to ask us our opinion-I HALL FIELD & COMPANYThe Sets are of Soft brushedseveral beautiful colors trimmedA Cold Weather Comfort anda Practical Gift Suggestionwool inwithBrushed Wool Sweater SetsSpecially Priced at $9.75For skating or sports wear, a Sweater isthe most convenient of wraps, affordinga marked degree of warmth, without perceptibleweight. This set will make a charming gift to anywoman on your gift list.corn color or white. The Sweater has a large sailorcollar and good sized pockets. The Cap is cleverlydesigned with worsted balls just over the ears; the,Scarf ends in fringe and is striped in white. The Setis specially priced at $9.75Sixth Floor, Middle, ",abash�.�. t IT' CAN'T BE TRUE.In the west there is a rumblingAl!.d a Purple wrait� ascends,The while a Buckeye war-whoopi �.' .The quivering ozone rends..� Through the night the word' comeshurtling, .And leaps from lip to lip."Northwestern plays OhioI For the Conference championship."f. Then weeps the shade of Hesten,I, Else that of Eckersall,I � An Capron, Page and Vanderboorn ]. \ Are bowed in sadness aU,I For the Gopher hordes are beaten'. t And the Cardinal banners sag,, And Northwestern plays OhioFor the Western Conference flag.IThe eternal hills are leveled,j The cities turned to sand,t Surprise and consternation,·1 Reign through aU the land.All the earth is in upheaval,And the very heavens tip,For Northwestern plays OhioFor the Conference championship.� . Famous Last Unes 7."Je vous aime."BART. MINNEAPOLIS PLAYERSEXPRESS CONFIDENCE·COACHES RETICENTTeam Is In Good Condition ADd IsReady To Fight To aFinish..(Special to The Daily Maroon.)MINNEAPOLIS, Minn., Nov. 24.­The Gopher football squad left forChicago last night after a brilliantsendotr by the rooters. The bandwhich left t�ay was on hand to bidthe players good bye. Speeches weremade by Captain Baston, Long, Wy­man, Hauser and Coacp Williams. Themen expressed confidence, but thecoaches were reticent and made nodefinite statements as to the result ofthe game.The team is in good condition andshould play its best game of the yearagainst the Maroons. It has learnedfrom the Illinois game that it is notinfallible, and will enter the game withChicago ready to fight- to a finish.They do not underrate the Maroon ath­letes and realize that they must beatr-. better team than Illinois.Announce Pledge.Mortar Board announces the �edg.ing of Viola Merriman, of Chicago.To Test Medical Students.An efficiency test in modem lan­guage will be given to all Medicalstudents today at 9 in Physiology 25.All medical students have been re­quested to .register for the test in thedean's office, Cobb lOA. TO GIVE OUT TICKETSFOR UNIVERSITY NIGHTGoodspeed And Robertson Will De­liver AddreSses-Saxophone Quin- .tette and Band to Perform.Attention of all students expecting'to attend the University Niitht inMandel hall Friday, December 1, iscalled by members of the Undergrad­uate council to the fact that ticketswill be distributed all next week andan be procured at the following pla­ces: all chapel exercises, the Y .. M.C. A. and Y. W. C. L. offices, infor­mation office in Cobb and at the book­store in Emmons Blaine hall. Doorswill not be open to those failing tosecure tickets during the week tiltafter 8 next Friday evening. NoELEANOR DOUGHERTYAND Y ACHEL LINDSAYTO HOLD REHEARSAL(Continued from pa� 1)undertakers and farmhands asd piousfathers and Mennonites and livery­stable- keepers and stackers in theharvest fields-one might have doubtsas . to the value or even' the expedi­ence of his mission."But because he has vigor and cour­age. a hunger for romance whetted byyears of life in Springfield, Illinois, ayearning for enchantment in the faceof American flatness, he has been ableto find in the hills and fields of theSouth and the plains of the West,many deep and dear responses to hissearching heart!" charge will be made for the tickets.In addition to the regular program,announced several days ago, inem­bers of the committee in. charge areplanning to_introduce several newfeatures, some of which will not beannounced in advance. Selections bythe University band and a saxophonequintette and addresses by Dr.Thomas Goodspeed and AssociateProf. Robertson, will be the princi­pal features of the entertainment. Dr.Goodspeed's topic will be "The Ear­liest Days of the University," Prof.Robertson will give an illustrated lec­ture on "Seeing Chicago."Hold Event Ann�y.University Night is an annual affair,the purpose of which is to bring stu­dents together and to acquaint themwith some of the customs and tra­ditions of the University. A specialeffort is being made by those back ofthe project this year to bring out anumber which will tax the capacityof the house. Music by the 'band willcommence at 7:45.To Hold Clinic For Smokers.Dr. D. H. Kress, of Washington,D. C., representing the Anti-Cigaretleague, will hold a free clinic for smo­kers Tuesday, at 4:30 in Ellis assemb­ly room. Dr. Kress will lecture onthe cigaret peril from a scientificpoint of view. He will come preparedto administer the nitrate of silversolution which has enabled hundredsof men and boys to break away fromthe cigaret habit. Classified Ads.TO RENT-ROOM IN AT1'RAC­tive home opportunity for. French. conversation, Tel. H. P. 4296. 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Hyde Park 2725.�------------------------------ME�S FURNISHINGSHats, Caps and NeckwearJAS. E. COWHEY1001-1003 E. 55th St.S. E. Cor. Ellia ATe.BILLIARD HALLCigarette. and Cieara.----------------------------�WILL CONDUcr PARTYTO STOCKYARD CLINICSocial Service department of the Y.M. C. A. will conduct a field trip tothe house of Social Service (Stock­yard branch of the United charities)today. The party will leave Cobb at9. Mr. Ralph J. Reed, in charge ofthe house, will conduct the partythrough the clinics and will explainthe work, especially that of the tu·berculosis clinic. JUll\IY TWOHIG TALKSABOUT FOOTBALL LUCKTO MAROON REPORTERSays It's Not For Him To Pick WinnerBut He Can Have His OwnThoughts •Saturday's game between Chicagoand Minnesota will be a gridiron' clas­sic, according to the best lmown ex­pert on the campus, Jimmy Twohig..Jimmy's opinion is authoritative, ashe has seen fifteen Maroon teams en­gage in historic battles.Jimmy, who was found pitching hayon Stagg field, was reticent about giv.ing an interview on the game. "Wellnow, you see, it's not for me to saywho'll win tomorrow. If me or Mis­ther Stagg was to say that Chicagobe goin' to win, why thin, all thebys what's in college here would bet.their last cint on the Maeroons. An'thin if the men should lose, why thin,the poor fellows couldn't ate for amonth."We're Goin· Tub W"'ID.""But confidenshully;' now, we're go­in' tub win. Mennosota has a sthrongtheam, but they're a old bunch, andthey bate Winsconsina and they thinkthey be go in' tuh bate Chicago, butthose lads have another think coming.Stagg has got a rale theam, now, andthey're gain' to fight the other bunchto a sthandstill.�'The ,bys got the jump }in theIIlini game and they scared Macoom�ber so bad that he couldn't kick noerun no better than me. I knew theywas bate whin they fumbled that ball.An' it'll be the same .sthory tomor­row aftirnoon. The bys are bethel'than iver, so thin, they ought to win.They'll have to schrap for ut, butthey know how. An' if they're bate,why 'tis no disgrace to be ashamedof.CCI have seen all the theams fromSteffen's time down to Pate Russell,but I don't bel ave that any of thimwere rally better'n this year's bys. Itwas jist hard luck, t'was all, thatbate thim this year. Football is afunny game, it is that, an you can'ttell any thin' about it. But see metonight, an' I'll tell you all about itthin." &en lite maein tlae moo ..amoiaMarad. See Yale Beat Princeton I,I !II,I il! i ::� I 'Ii I-, i\ .,\,ItElect Reynolds President.Paul Reynolds was elected presi­dent and Rudolph Shuster, secretary ofthe middle class of the Theologicalseminary at a meeting held yesterdayat 10:15 in Harper. The class willhold a fellowship meeting and supperat the Gladstone hotel Monday nightDec. 4. MAROONS ENTER GAMEGOPHERS HAVING ODDS(Continued from page 1) ===ALSOI===Dorothy Gish in" Atta Boy's"Last RaceSaturday Matinee and EveningHyde Park Theater53rd. and Lake Park' Avenue I "jI,1a line which cannot be overlooked,and hidden away in the lineup theyhave a man named Hurley who hasdone more than his share this year tobring the "small fry", as our friendH. 0 .Page terms it, to the front.I Quite contrary to the best opinions ofthe foremost critics, the Buckeyes looklike the team which will wear the goldfootballs.Other Conference contests will bringIllinois and Wisconsin together atMadison and Purdue and Indiana to­gether at LaFayette in the gamewhich will decide the supremacy of theHoosier state. Illinois is counted �p..on to give Mr. Worthington anotherdemonstration of the worth of footballas played in the tall grass country, andPurdue appears to have considerableedge on Coach Stiehm's squad.I The Yale-Harvard struggle in theYale Bowl, and the Army-Navy gameat New York are the classics offered1 to the eastern football fans today.Yale's 10-0 defeat of Princeton lastweek sends Jones' squad into the gameas the favorites. The Army appearsI to. be head and shoulders pJus Oli­phant above the Navy.To Address Volunteers. J. H. Maunder's Harvest Cantata" ."A Song of Thanksgiving"Sung b� the Combined Choirs ofCHRIST'S CHURCH andST. PAUL'S CHURCHDorch •• t.r A" ••• nd !50th St.\ :Sunday Afternoon, November 2S·th, 5.. �'cloCkOrgan Recital at 4:30. Mr. Fennell P. Turner, general sec­I retary of the Student Volunteer band,1 will address the organization MondayI at 7 in Lexington 14. . STARR TO INTRODUCEMONSIGNORE KELLEY PRINCESS $1' Mat. TodayOLIVER �IOROSCO PersentsEMILY STEVENSin L. K. Anspacher's BrilliantComedy DramaTHE UNCHASTENED WOMANWith a Typical Morosco ealt.I1\IIAssociate Prof. Starr will introduce IThe Right Rev. Monsignore Kelleyat the meeting of the Brownson club�I onday afternoon at 4 in Ida Noyesassembly h�l1. The Rev. MonsignoreKelley will speak on the conditionof affairs in Mexico, his knowledgeof the situation being gained by :Jtour through the country. The meet­ing will be open to all members ofthe University. AHERN BEAUTY SHOP.1425 E. 60th St. Phone Mid. 1182Scalp Treatment a SpecialtyShampooinG', 50 and 75c; Manicur­ing, 35c; Facial llassnge, 50 & 75cPatronize Maroon Advertisers,. " _'''.', \'.."