Vol XV. No. 38. ,at " .aroonUNIVWft 01' CBICAGO, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1916. Price Fiy. Cell ..J/; -,I� ':II ! '!, Downstate Defeat Was Decided,In First Five . MinutesOf Play.1\IAROONS STOP ZUPPKE TRICKSIllinois Score Result of Fumbling­Macomber Tries in Vain toPierce Chicago Line.I Conference Standing.I 1,. w. L. PctNorthwestern ........... 4 0 1.000Ollio State ...................... 3 0 1.000Minnesota ................... 2 1 .667Chicago .......... _ ......... -- .. 3 2 .600Illinois ..................... _ ... 2 2 .500Wisconsin ....... - ............ 1 2 .333Iowa. ................_- ... - ......... _- 1 2 .333Indiana ..... - ......... - ..... __ .. 0 3 .000Purdue ...... - .............. _ .. 0 4 .000Mr. Stagg, Pat Page, Red Paine,Captain Jackson, Agar, Fisher, Mc­Pherson, Schafer, Pershing., Brelos,I Parker. Fleugal, Higgins. Hanisch,I" Graham, Setzer and Whyte were the1 elements which resulted in the sur-prise party which the Maroons fur-(, nished Saturday for the Illinoishomecoming throngs. To Mr.' Stagggoes the lion's share of the honor forthe victory. In two weeks' time he� I whipped a green squad. into shape,gave them plays which he drilled intothe' team so that they were execut-: \ eel with anachine-like precision, madeSure tacklers out of men whope pastperformances were only mediocre' inthis department and, above all, suc­ceeded in convincing the men thatthey were better than the mini andcould not be beaten if they playedthe game they knew.Pat Page and Red Paine played thesilent part in the victory, but it wasI:; as socn as the mini tried their of­), fense. Page and Paine are the offi­'. . �ial scouts, and it is upon them thatI �,! Coach Stagg depends to get the nee­\ essary information on the opposing\, � ,'. team. They evidently got everything. that was needed, for Zuppke's famous: f trick plays were always met by at!', i j '. least two Maroon players, some­times after the runner bad made asmall gain, but not infrequently ,be-,I i hind the Orange and Blue line ofj scrimmage.1.1 • Jackson Makes Touchdown.r To pick the star of the contest is, impossible. It is true that Captain'Jackson scooped Stememan's fumbleand raced over for the first touch:'\1 down, but this was made possible onlyby the way McPherson hit the Illini� I halfback after he had caught thepunt. Hanisch went over for thesecond touchdown, but after he scoredhe fumbled the ball, and some Ma­roon player (no one seems to knowwho it was) gathered in the ball andmade the marker count. The thirdtouchdown was distinctly a Grahamplay� and Red must be given thehonor for outguessing most of histeammates, as well as Macomber'steam.The game' was really decided in thefirst five -minutes of play, when Gra­ham fumbled. on. the, Chicago twenty­five yard line, and I11inois was heldfor downs. Macomber's place kickwas blocked' by 'Fisher a�d recovered,by Hanisch." Agar's sixty-yard punt,Stememan's rumble and Jackson'stouchdown,' . spell the final rout ofthe Illini hopes.Agar Outpunts Macomber.Mter the kick-otf, an exchange of(CoDtinued on Paste 4).' 1,II II,. t I�, . \ THANKSGIVING SPREADCOMMITTEES ANNOUNCEDAnnual Affair Of Neighborhood ClubSWill Be Held Wednesday, Nov. 29,In Ida Noyes--Eva Richolson IsChairman In Charge.Committees for the Thanksgivingspread of· the Neighborhood clubswere announced yesterday by EvaRicholson, chairman in general charge.The spread will be given Wednesday,�O\·. 29, on the entire third floor ofIda Noyes. Fancy costuming, a shortprogram of readings, a farce presentedby members of the clubs, and a gen­eral dance will be features of theevening.Miriam Wenner, Florence Kilvary,Hertha Baumgartner, Elsa Lund andFlorence Lamb were named heads ofthe committees in charge of the an­nual affair. Esther Franz. Lucy Wil­liams, Jeanette Regent, MargaretHayes and Irene Okeberg will becaptains of the ticket sale teams.Teams To Sell Tickets.The sale of tickets will be in thehands of five teams, Red, Blue, Green,Orange and Yellow. the members ofeach to be distinguished by a suitablycolored ribbon. The team captainswith their squads follow:Red-Esther Franz, captain; EsthfAbt, Dorothy Winefield, Rose Nat'Jane Kinsella. Louise Maxwell, LoisKantzler and Marion Palmer.Blue-Margaret Hayes,. captain;Harriet Curry, Florence Owens, Dor-'ofhy . Mullen, Florence !Glvary, NiraCowen, Marion Cheesman and Eliza­beth Walker.Green-Jeanette Regent, captain;Miriam Libby, Marian Hicks, HerthaBaumgartner, Loretta Lamb, BerniceKlausner, Margaret Allen and MiriamBauman.IOrange-Irene Okdb6erg. captain.;Irene Fishbeck, Matilda Bertrams,Dorothy Chadwick, Mary Van Dyck,Clara Severin, Dorothy Milchrist andLois Donaldson. �Yellow-a-Lucy Williams, chairman;Ruth Palmer, Katherine Lentz, Mil­dred Behrendt, Gertrude Makowski.Barbara Sells, Pauline Levi and AnnieGordon.Will Present Sketch.Hertha Baumgartner is chairman ofthe Entertainment committee and iscoaching the sketch to be given im­mediately after the dinner in the IdaNoyes theater. Miss Betsy Blodgett'will present two readings. The sketchto be presented is "The Trouble atSaterlee's."The members of three of the Spreadcommittees are:Publicity-Florence Kilvary, chair­man; Helena Stevens, Dorothy Mul­len, Ruth Huey, Elizabeth Brown, Al­va Ballantine, Jean Davies, DorothyHubble, �fi1dred Miles, Lillian Pow­ers, Clara Howard, Swea Halgren.Rosalind Keating, Letitia Chaff'e»Lucile Cannally, Louise Voltz andMargaret Wallerstine.Arrangements-Elsa Lund. chair­man; Teresa Baller, Jessie Todd. El­sie Lawson, Rose Nath, Rowaine Ses­sions. Mildred Davis. Nina MacFar­lane, Ruth Falkcnau, Flora Bewers­dorff, Katherine Clare, Helen Southerand Madeleine �lcManus.Menu-e-Florence Lamb,. chairman;Mary Allen, Gladys Janes, LouiseStenhouse, Greta Hoglund, WinifredFranz, Lillian Richards, Mary FakeMyrtle Dean, Catherine Heskett andRuth Strahan, Florence Fake. EIGHTY VOLUNTEERTO COLLECT MONEYWITH COFFEE POTSCollections At Minnesota GameWill Be Added To ReliefFund.BICKHAM RECEIVES RESULTSUniversities Of Iowa Contribute $6670To National Fund For Men InEuropean Prison Camps.An appeal for volunteers to passtin coffee pots at the l\1innes�ta 1.'has been responded to by eighty stu­dents. The money collected will be­come part of the Y. :\1. C. A. prison­or-of-war relief fund. Dunlap Clark,who has been appointed chairman ofthe collection committee jointly withJohn Dinsmore, said that more menand women are needed .The persons who have promised to.help collect are as follows: FrederickKuh, Bartlett Cormack, Samuel Roth­ermel, Lyndon Lesch, J oseph Levin,Harold Gordon. Harold Huls, HarryMc}aughlin, Charles Grimes, HarrySwanson, Robert Willett. BerniceHogue, Sterling Bushnell, Eric Lar­son, Milton Coulter, Carleton Adams,Harold Stansbury. Mildred Gordon,Ethel Bishop, May Cornwell. ShermanCooper. Jack Guerin. Sumner Veazey,Walter Earle, Dorothy Miller, "Kath- .erine Llewellyn, Alice Taggart.Margaret 'MacDonald, ElizabethMacClintock, Ruth Sheehy, MaryBrown, Greta Hoglund, Percy Drake.William Cox, Charles Breasted, Frank.Breckenridge, Louis Gendron, Ken­neth MacPherson, Bradley Hall.James Nicely, Katherine Clark, WadeBender, George Martin, Eugene Wil­Iiams, Clement Standish; Ove Olson,Mark Penick, Norman Short, Agnes}lurra)_". Irma Elmstrom, Kurt Schar­bau, Vera Donecker, Mildred SmithEsther Helfrich, Florence Lamb, ,Pau­line Callen, Loretto Lamb. DorothyFay. J eanette Parritt, Beatrice Carr,\V'alter Krupke, Norman Meier. Wal­ter Bowers, Elizabeth Walker, Mar­garet Houser, Eleanor Manifold,Charles O'Connor, Charles Bean,George Patterson, Sigmund Cohen,Edith Osborn, Emily Hartman, Mar-­tha Behrendt and Charity Budinger.Will Print Request.A request for contributions to theprison camp fund will be _ printed onthe back of the programs of the Mln­nesota game, under the heading, '-Wepraise her breadth of charity." Itwill read as follows: "Imagine your­self a prisoner in a crowded stockade:guarded by machine guns, three poormeals a day, the only break in theterrible monotony. \Vould you wel­come a magazine, a book, a checker­board? If you were wounded, wouldyou appreciate warm, comfortableclothing? Then, gh·e-and give gen­erously-to the Prison Camp Fundwhen the coffee pots are passed be­tween halves."The University of Chicago is not theonly institution which is conductinga campaign to relieve the sufferingof European prisoners-of-war. A spe­cial delivery received by Mr. MartinH .. Bickham from the Internationalcommittee of the Y. M. C. A. dis­closes the .Iollowing faets regardingthc progress being made m other col­leges in the middle west(Continued on pa� I) The Flonzaley quartet will makeits second appearance at the Univer­sity under the auspices of the Univer­sity Orchestral association today at4:15 in Mandel, The quartet whichis composed of four Belgian artists,under the management of LoudonCharlton, \�il1 offer a program ofBac11, Haydn and Smetana which willinclude the latter's quartet in E min-or, "Aus Meines Leben" Haydn's Xl iss Eleanor Dougherty, a studentquartet in G major, opus 77, No.1. and in the University in 1914-15, will as­Bach's suite in E. flat major. si.st Mr. Vachel Lindsay in his read-The suite .Ior cello alone in E flat ing Tuesday, Nov. 28. in Mandel hall.major was composed during Bach's Miss Dougherty was a member of theperiod as court organist to Prince Dramatic club and played the role ofLeopold of Anhalt. It is arranged in Dame Quickly in Rosalind, one of thethree plays given at the annual springfour parts, Prelude. Bourree, Sara- performance of the club in 1915.bande and Gigue. The Haydn quar-. Prior to entering the University shetet is In the following movements,Allegro Moderato, Adagio, Menuetto, had studied at the Metropolitan BalletFinalla. The musicians will use their School in New York, and had donemost valuable instruments, a Strad- considerable work in the Jaquez Dal­ivarius, a Testori and two Guadag- croze system of rhythmic gymnasticsninis, in their recital this afternoon. and ear-training. While a student 3.It,Bryn Mawr, she appeared in Phila-Organized Eleven Years Ago. delphia in solo dances and before com-The Flonzaley quartet was organ- ing to Chicago she had appeared atized in Switzerland eleven years ago several large theaters and before sev­by Mr. E. J. De Coppet, of New eral drama clubs' in Philadelphia.York. and made its first appearance Tuesday evening will mark Missin the United States .following an Dougherty's first appearance in Chi­European tour, in the autumn 01£ cago and her first performance in1904. Under its original manage- dancing to poetry without musicalment, the quartet gave only private accompaniment., In her own originaland charity concerts. In 1906, a change dances, she uses the poems with a spe­in the business relations between Mr. cial musical score.De Coppet and the quartet resulted To Appear In Philadelphia.in independent engagements by the On Dec. 7r Miss Dougherty willlatter, who were retained by Mr. De make what she considers the most im­'Coppet for appearances in Switzer- portant appearance in her career whenland and New York only during cer- she will play at the Broad street the­tain seasons of the year. ater in Philadelphia. She will be in-Adolfo Betti, who plays first violin, eluded in a program with M. and'Alfred Pochon, second violin, Ugo. Mme. de Kurylo. M. de Kurylo wasAra, viola and Iwan D'Archambeau, ballet master at the Imperial theatervioloncello, are present- members of •in Warsaw, has been decorated by thethe quartet. Adolfo Betti and AI- Czar. and has danced in London withfred Poehon were professors in the Pavlowa and Kyasht,,Royal Conservatory of Brussels pri- Posters announcing .the readingor to their affiliation with the quar- were distributed Saturday by Chair­tete man Levin of the publicity commit­tee. Reservations of large blocks ofseats have been received from vari­ous women's and literary. clubs. Seatshave been placed on sale by the tick­et committees and tickets may beobtained at the special student ratesof 25 cents for the balcony and 50cents for the main floor. The sale willbe conducted in Cobb every day in­cluding Tuesday, Nov. 28, from 10:15to 10:45.FLONZALEY QUARTET TOPRESENT PROGRAM TODAYTo Perform Bach, Haydn And Sme­tana At Second Appearance In Man­del HaIi�Organization Was Form­ed In Switzerland.WEATHER FORECAST.Fair and colder. Moderate northwinds.THE DAILY MAROONBULLETIN.Today.Chapel, Junior colleges, women,10:15, MandelChapel, Divinity school, 10:15, Has­kell.Flo�ley Quartet, 4, MandelJunior' Astronomical club, 4, Ryer­son 32.Public Lecture, 4:30, Harper.Christian Science society, 7 :45, Lex­ington 14.Semitic club. 8, Haskell 26.Woman's Classical club, 8, Classicscommcn room.Tomorrow.Chapel, Senior colleges, 10 :15, Man­delFreshman class meeting, 10:15, Kenttheater. . .Devotional service, Divinity school,10:15, Haskell.Y. W. C. A., 3:30, Noyes.Mathematicai club, 3:30, Ryerson 37,Royce commemmoration, .. :30,NoyeS.Zoological club, 4:3�, Zoology 14. ELEANOR DOUGHERTYWILL ASSIST VACHELLINDSAY IN LECTUREUniversity Alumna To InterpretPoems In Dancing NextTuesday Night.SELL TICKETS IN COBB HALLDistribute Posters Announcing Per­formance in l\landel-StudentsWill Receive Special Rates:MOULDS WILL SPEAKAT SENIOR CLASSLUSCHEON TOMORROWJohn MouldS; '07, cashier of theUniversity, will speak at the Seniorclass luncheon which will be held to­morrow at 12:45 in Hutchinson cafe.Reports from' the class officers willbe given and the social program forthe quarter announced. Tickets maybe obtained from the class officersand members of the Finance commit­tee.Freshman Clubs Hold Meeting.Final' action on the' question of theabolition of the freshman women'sclubs will be taken at a meetingof the clubs tomorrow at 10:15 inLexington 1.lill' laily _arDon. : � <Mrieial Student N .... 8P&pel' of 1lh.U:UT-mtJ of Chieaco.Pobliahed morninga, exoept Sunda,.ud )(onda1, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters, b,. Th.Daily Maroon staff.EDITORIAL STAFF... L 8....... .llaucbac BditorA. .A. Baer __ •• .New. Bditol'..... N ......... _...At1lIetim Bditorc; C. GrIT. . __ .Nlckt Bditor.. .. BuluaeU. .. _._ .. __ .Da,. Edit.rT. J[. &l1rar __ _ Woaea'. EditorII. Cob.._ .. _ ..A.t. N.w. EdItorW. S. Bead.r ... .A •• t. Athleti. EdIt«.. A. Malaurla..Aa.t. WOllleJl'. J:ditOl'BUSINESS ST}J'F•• C. lIuwell... BuI-_ MaueerD. D. Bell. .. _._ .• ..Aaat. Baa. M_pI".. � .. �.�·el .. aa1l at t�. CIlt·_. ... ome.. CDIaqe, IlllDol .. Karell 11.UCB. uDder Act fill )(are� a. 1871.lu.cnptl_ Rat-.._,. Carrier t;2.50 • )"Nr: $1 a t(lIarter.Ib JIAJl. a ,.ear; tLS a quarter......_ Otrke 14'rWep BladtftoDe 2111.�2.'"TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1916.ILLINOIS SPIRIT.Under the title of "What We'reGoing to Do to You, Illinois." by S.T, Oil. the University of Illinois "Si­ren' publishes the following:("The above is the title which theSiren suggested to the Daily Maroonas indicative of an article which somecapable U. of C. journalist could han­dle for this number. The gentlemenof the Maroon being too lazy to an­swer the Siren's letter and too muchafraid of the outcome of the game towrite the article, we take the libertyof writing it for them.)"We're going to enter your cityseveral thousand strong, U of I.We're going to arrive 'cocky and witha wide slathering of yellow-backswhich we will expect to insure by de­manding 10 to 1 odds. You, how­ever, will call our bluff, and take upevery Maroon yellow-back within a. radius of 1180 miles."Then we will stream into yourwest stands and make an awful lot ofnoise. The sections will be bloodywith our banners. Our team willtrip gracefully out on the field andsheet through a lot of picture puzzleplays ."Your team will then lumber outin a ludicrous attempt to look likecombinations of gazelles and bulls.They will fumble the ball every timein passing it around. We will becomeall excited, and every one of us willtake out a note book and make plansfor spending the coin we shall win."Then the whistle will blow andthe game will start. Probably youwill kick off', and we shall send one ofour speedy backfield men, full of theglorious old hate for TIlinois, throughhalf your team up to about yourthirty-yard line. Then we will wakeup."We will suddenly discover thatwe had not been seeing right, for ourspeedy backfiell man will have beenthrown with the ball after an ad­vance of half a yard. And then willprogress a beautiful game, in whichall of the thrills of the last two years'battles will be re-enacted, plus ascore somewhat similar to whatMinnesota did to Iowa.'CWe will leave Illinois field in adaze, borrow two' dollars and fiftycents to go home on, and wake up afew days later with a dark brown,zero-ish kind 'of taste."(The Siren accepts your apology,Mr. Lardner.)"Perhaps no comment is needed onthis thing. (A good word that­thing!) But we will say that per­haps the reason why The Maroon didnot send the article as proposed wasthat Chicago is not given to penningadvance notices of the sort herewith1-11, 1'10 D�Y IlAltOON. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1916.shown; that Chicago spirit is aspirit above such outbursts; that inview of the above article and othersof like tone that we have seen, Chi­cago more than ever realizes that thewrong sort of spirit tends to produce�such stuff' as this; that words likethese only tend to lower the writersin the estimation of whoever readsthem. We are profoundly sorry fora crowd of journalists whose rivvalrydescends to such a depth as to occa­sion the above article. It shows asorry lack of the right sort of spirit;a lack of the good-fellowship that wehave always thought pervaded theUniversity of Illinois. Henceforthwe shall remember-as will others­that in their supreme egotism andlove of gloating, the "Siren" of II ...linois has stooped to the unspeakable,We know our University, we knowits men and women, and are proud tosay that such an outburst as this hasbeen and will be unknown to Chicago.It has remained for the proud "Si­ren" of Illinois to illustrate what ismeant by the "sneering egotist."And if the score of the game hadbeen reversed it could have made nodifference. The article remains, in­dicative of what can happen when acrowd uses lemon juice in its veins inpreference to good red blood.MacDOWELL TALKS AT CHAPELAnnounce Members of DecorationCommittee for Settlement Dance.Miss Mary MacDoweli, head resi=dent of the University of Chicagosettlement, spoke yesterday at chapelon the work of the settlement andexplained the value to be derivedfrom the money raised by the an­nual danc� Several changes havebeen made in the committees for thedance to be held December 9 inBartlett. Stanley Black has been ap­pointed chairman of the music com­mittee. John Slifer is joint chair­man of the entertainment committee.Members of the decoration com­mittee have been appointed. Thecommittee follows: Robert Willett,chairman; Harold Huls, George KIm­ball, Charles Breasted, DonaldSmith, Charles Higgins Irwin May,Donald Baker, Philip Hartzell, Hao­ford Davison, Marjorie Mahurin,\Villiene Baker, Walter Earle. Doro­thy Lardner, Mae Cornwell, DorothyHough, Rosemary Carr;" Esther Hel­frich, Marion Palmer and MilesStandish.This committee is requested tomeet on Thursday at 10:15 in Cobb12A.'FACULTY WILL HONOR ROYCEAngell, Ames, Mead, Moore and TuftsTo Speak.The life and contributions of J 0-siah Royce, late head of the Philoso­phy department of Harvard univer­sity, to the world of philosophy, willbe the subject of several addressesto be delivered bv members of thefaculty of the University of Chicagoat a meeting in commemoration ofthe eastern educator tomorrow at4:30 in the Harper assembly room.The meeting has been arranged by theUniversity Philosophical club and willbe open to the general public.Josiah Royce, who died a little overa month ago in Cambridge, was inhis lifetime one of the deepest andmost authoritative students of philoso­phy of the country. He is said to havedone more positive work for the ad­vancement of the study of pnilosophythan any other philosopher of moderntimes.Prof. James H. Tufts, head of thePhilosophy department, is in chargeof the arrangements for the commem­oration. Dean James R. Angell, As­sistant Prof. E. S. Ames, and Profs.G. H. �{e�d, A. W. Moore and J. H.Tufts will speak Allow Us-"Ladies and Gent'men, allow me topresent for your edification Mr. TartCucumber, :All Ameircan Vegetable."Ho, Bum!Going out, the gentleman in the ad­jacent seat repeatedly informed usthat he'd seen every big footballgame in years and yuh couldn't foolhim. No, sir! Chicago didn't have alook in.Heard on the Special"C'mon, c'mon, my pot!"-"Deuceswild." "Is--er--Champaign dry?""Peanuts, gents?" "Where'd it go?"( My, how those lads argued over anickel!)Visitor, upon viewing the Betahouse at Champaign: "Well, whichpart of the place is theirs?"And It Doesn't Change.'Chandler hikes down to headquar­ters every afternoon---even yet, hedoes-to listen to how it all happen­ed. And while we are on the sub­ject-Sells recently bought a newVarsity 55.Again, "Ho, Hum!"They've instituted a course in Yid­dish at the U. of W.Now we've got to mention thatfellow Black(s) again! "That ladgets all the publicity," wails AI. ..Ad Infinitum.Lottie remains the favorite topicof conversation around this bench.The gentleman at the adjacent desk(to purloin from B. L. T.) claims he'sgoing to bribe the maid in GreenHall to tell him--Wow! Oak Park!At a banquet Friday evening thevenerable Zuppke said: "This fel­low Stagg may know more aboutfootball than I do but-we alwayswin!" Always, Zup! Always!Also from the Zup (by the way,that should be Krupp). Those gunsare being mauled by the British atpresent}:"That lad Graham is nix! He'sgot a couple 0' bum pins an' I know'em both! See! I k-now 'em both!"No one will understand this except"us" gut we've got to scream it­"We've done it, we've done it, we'vedone it!"Gendrons wail (or is it lament?)­"For the love of Euripides give memen-e-men-e-men !"Connotation.F. H. O'Hara, in the December"American": "The globules fell andspattered into the Soapy water." It'stears he means.An Illini-ism.Down at Urbana (or is it Cham­paign) 'the standard form of address,irrespective of class is, "Hello, boys!".(Good word that-"Boys." It de­scribes 'em well).Famous Alibis-2.Graham used cork legs.The referee was r-r-rotten.Cucumber was sick. (He was af-ter the first three minutes).The ball was greased.So was Graham.Weather was too warm.No Illini spirit.Et cetera,Et cetera.Ad infinitum.Now, since we are on the Illini,take a slant at the editorial to yourleft. ' IWHEN you hear the front-door. knocker it means that somebodythat's out is tryin' t' get in. An' sameway with most other knockers. �No Deed to "knock" where your pro-- � ,.duct'a risrht. Jl1st teD the faae. EvelY -bit of VELVET la nctura1ly qed twO ,....� to make it the amootheat 01110)(.·be tobr.cco •D��Wi i[J.i i[].i --------�PROTECT YOURSELF!Why accept cheap substitutes at fountains when tbe origi­nal Malted Milk costs you no more?Ask for and see that you get IIHORLICK'S"the Original. Take a package home with you.Write for samples Horlick, Dept. "C," Racine, WisconsinPowder and Tablet Form.GREATEST BARGAINS IN HISTORY OF TYPEWRITERSIA IIUBlleiwooda PO to 110OUYer8 • te 41I. C. 88lt1a J7.. aBeIIIbIat- U.IO te •Sadtla-Preal .. __tuo.. 41and other maba 'II and up. Ex­put npairin. and nbuUdi ••• EY­fIr7 machine in perfect coDditiOIland cuaranteed two,.ean. w...n to .mcsat. 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But they failed, and thespirits, torn from their natural places,clung to the first man, and the secondsuffered a handicap that clung to himall down the river o( lives.The leader, Le Vall on, in the pres­ent incarnation, with the gift ofpsychic insight realizes the crime andwould expiate it that the spirits mightgo from him to their place in theorder of things. He recognizes thesoul of his old friend in a lad whilethey are iit a little Englsh School to­gether, and with a boy's enthusiasmbreathes into him the breath of reviv­ed memory. The two pass to Edin­;burgh where, by self-hypnotis," hedraws from his soul the subconscious,century-old clews, and by a very likeprocess of hypnotism tr�nsfers themto the mind of the other. But alonethey cannot effect restitution; thesin has been committed by three peo­ple joined by love, and by these threemust it be expiated. Le Vallon goesin search of the woman. IAgain burrowing deep into his mind'he is able to locate her-the daughterof a London gardener, maid to acranky old Egyptologist. Nor is shebeautiful: a simple face, slightly pock­marked. only her figure is graceful.She is uncultured 'and speaks the jar­gon of the waiting maid. But thedelicate old-soul is there, and Le Val­Ion recognizes it. He marries herand takes her with him to the JuraMountains, where she is in the way ofbecoming a mother. From the littleChalet he sends for the other.It is the time of the autumnal equi­nox, when the earth is Il!.ost in tunewith universe; the spirits of wind anafire hover expectantly in the little val­ley. At midnight )'frs. Le Vallon isput into a hypnotic sleep from whichshe awakens a new creature in souland in face. For she has gone back,through layer after layer, to thedeepest one. The three are joinedanew in an entirely different world,in an old, vast stone temple. . Thespirits enter the room like winds instorm, and Le Vallon calls upon themto go to their natural place through----------�------ his body. But she, for love of him,FOR SALE-ONE BLACK OVER-• resists, and the resistance tears himcoat in good condition, $8; one gray between celestial currents; they yieldst011l1 coat, $5; two sets of men'sJaeger all-wool underwear, perfect - to her adjuration and flash throughcondition, for short heavy man, his body to her own. He is liftedcost $18, for $4; two section book- sheer from the ground and his soulcase, $3. Phone morning or even- goes off from him like a flake of fireing H. P. 5663. in the quiek-dropped darkness, his bodyfalling to the ground. Mrs. Le VallonLOST-A WATERMAN FOUNTAINFirst 25 U. of C. students an­swering this adv. by phone or inwriting may have one suit press­ed up free of charge. Next 25 ata cost of 25e a suit. Best press­ing in Hyde Park. An absoluteService. Try it.ALLAN G. REEVES.\ � fNow forFoot Ballw.,. Not Pia,. with tlaeSPALDINGIDtercollegiateFoot Ball No. J-S?ftfa .. the baJl1l8ld ba fIftr7 bf�eon ... � beeaaM I' ia tae heftball Yi81Nd from eTU'J' 8taDdpoiDt.Oa:r foot baD Una fa ecnapw. IIIn� Deeded far the pia,...WJfte 1'_ ..l CatalDpeA. G. Spalding & Bros.• L W ..... ATe. Cd ..... D.,.Classified Ads.Fin Ullta per lbae. N., .dYer­tUemeJlu fer I .. tIlaa J5 ceata. ADcluaified .dTertueDleRt. must be.. Id ia.dTaftee.EXCHANGE - INVITATION TODINNER DANCE FOR ONE TOSCORE CLUB OR REYNOLDSINFORMAL. ANSWER WITHINWEEK. MISS LOTTIE HAW­KINS, GREEN HALL, U. OF C.SPECIALIST IN PLAIN SEWING.MrS. Reynolds, 6203 BlackstoneAve. Midway 3529....WANTED-TWO YOUNG LADIESfor part time outside work. Nocanvavssing. Mrs. Freeman. 80E. Madison. Franco-Ameriean By­genic Co:PRI�TE DANCING LESSONS BYappointment. C1u�. Monday even­ings. 10' lessons for $5.00. LuciaHendershot. Studio 1541 E. 67tlaSt. Tel. H. P. 2314."1,;1:�, I" \• l• �>\1ll: PORTRAITS AND ENLARGE-ments. BNt work at moderate pri.ees, Color work in oil our apeeial­ty. Lantern slides for all purpeseLUniversity Studio, 1213 55t'll St..pen, one week ago Friday. Thinkit was lost at Three Quarters clubat 10:15. Reward offered. Pleasereturn to Jasper King or Cobb in­fonnation. No elip on pen.,PLAY FIRST GAMESIN HOCKEY SERIES."'r rI I\.,1:.' IjII" (� '! The first games �f. t'hc _ interclasswomen's hockey series were playedyesterday afternoon on Greenwoodfield. The results were a 3 to 3 tiebetween the Freshmen and Sopho­mores, and a 3 to 0 victory of theSeniors over the Juniors. The Sopho­mores and Freshmen will meet for t1tefinal contest this afternoon at· 4:30on Greenwood field. The winningteam in this game will play the Sen­iOTS, and the losing team the Juniors,tomorrow at 3:45 on Greenwood field.The Junior-Senior college games willbe played on Nov. 28, Dec. 7, andDec. 13. BY JOHN GRIMES.recovers, and in about a month dies ofchildbirth. But the ;pirit of the childis wind and. fire, and not a humansoul.Gigantic nonsense!-Yes-till you:have read the book. . Then therespring up' incongruous realities. Per­haps there were crimes committedupon Mercury to be expiated today,and perhaps there are primitive spir­its of the earth that have - a strangeself-consciousness, and perhaps thereis a river of lives leading to perfection.I was discussing the book with one,and spoke of the long, hard way that; Le Vallon would have us go to per­Iection. "Well," he said, "when aman has gone through the ups anddowns of this life he is willing enoughto surrender any title he may have tophysical peace to gain a somnolentperfection that is granted him." Butthat is moral laziness. Le Vallonwill have a man 'Work out his ownsalvation by the simple method of cause and effect. You sin in this lifeand you pay for it with a handicapin the next. You are your own para­dise and your own Day of Judgment.There is something magnificent inthe way Le Vallon seeks eternal val­ues-the things that endure. Knowl­edge is not carried over after death,but the paths that knowledge hasmade. Learning is then a matter ofreconstructive memory. Le Vallonlearns the new, as well as reconstructsthe old, that the subconscious may goon from more to more. The concep­tion is grand compared to an eternallife that would be like a very pleasantroad across the stars, leading to noplace. One lives, re-lives," quickens,re-absorbs, until he stands a com­plete creature, cosmic and wonderful."Julius LeVallon' is a hard book;it is' philosophical, and yet beautifulas sunlight or starlight. It is worthreading, whether you care to believein re-incarnation or 10t, because itsets up eternal and cosmic valuesagainst the narrowness of collegiateskepticism or agnosticism, and againstthe waste, nebulous ideas of the Chris­tian eternal life. Perhaps it is amore beautiful, more human manifes­ration, of what we call the growthof a world soul, more beautiful in thatthe simple grandeur of the individualsubconscious is preserved, more hu­man in that subtle selfis1fness-the"saving or one's self" from a tooinchoate, too impersonal social con­sciousness.Perhaps yur ideas of re-incarnationare based on "Bunker Bean"; if so,read "Julius Le Vallon" and growspiritually in an atmosphere wheremystery is as natural as breathing andas sacred as the inviolable inner soul,HOLD SWIMMING MEETBEHIND CLOSED DOORSAlumni Natators Will Battle VarsityTeam Tomorrow At 8 InBartlett Tank.The Varsity-AI�ni �wimming meetwill be held behind locekd doors to­morrow night at 8 in Bartlett tank,according to the announcement madeyesterday by Coach 'White. The meeta regular Conference event, will beclosed to the public.The Varsity entries follow:Relay-Captain Meine, Collins,Earle. Crawford, Weinberg and Clark.Fancy diving-Rubinkam, S. Vea­•zey and Crawford.40 yard swim-Earle, Meine, Craw­ford 'and Weinberg.200 yard breast-stroke-Bowers,Meine and Vacin.220 yard swim-Earle and Collins.Plunge-Carlson, Clark and 'Wind-TOW.150 yard 'back-stroke - Weinbergand Meine.100 yard swim-Earle, Weinberg'and Crawford.Water' basketball-Clark, Meine,Earle, Carlson, Rollins, Kahn, Wind­TOW, Crawford, Vacin, Veazey, Gold­man, Evans, Collins, Bowers, Wein­berg, Stieglitz and Hunter.The alumni entries are:Relay-Mallen, ex-'15, Pavlicek, '16,White ex-'16, Gendreau, ex-'I7, Moore,'15, Burcky, '16, and Shirley, '16.Fancy diving-Gendreau, Burckyand Davis, '16.40 yard swim-Mallen, Pavlicek,White and Gendreau.,200 yard breast-stroke - Shirley,Gorgas, '15, and Moore.220 yard swim-White and Pavli­cek.Plunge-Redmon, '16, 'W'hite andPavlicek.150 yard back-stroke - Pavlicek,Gendreau and Shirley.100 yard swim-Mallen, White, Pav­licek and Gendreau.Water basketball-Shirley, Pavli­cek, White, Malten, Gorgas, Redmon,Gendreau, Burcky and Cody, '16. TURKISHCIGARETTE:MURADS; The TurkishCigarettes, 15 cents, are BET­TER in EVERY 'W" AY thanmany cigarettes you pay 25cents for.Made of better tobaccos, costingmore to manufacture.Richer in satisfaction and in class.With more "life", more sparkle,I more substance.Not a "little better", not "perhapsbetter" - but so MUCH better, thatyou will feel like having yourselflocked up for cheating yourself-andthen go your own bail to get out andsmoke a Murad. 'IMaker. or the Highest �Turkish and EgyptianCigarettes in the World.••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••'P�cS�\I�4oto9raphC�We have just been appointedOfficial Photographers for Capand Gown'17218 South TelephoneHarrisonWabash Ave.,Chicago. 7684We wish to thank the managers of Cap and Gown and trustto merit the confidence placed in us by faultless work andprompt service.Yours very truly, .DAGUERRE STUDIO, Inc,Arthur Hausehner, Pres.PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS"�. -t; �::- ....':I'"- 'rmt DAILY IIAJtOOM, TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 21, 1916.EASY TO SAVEAND WORTH SAVING.GET ONE OF OUR POCKET BANKSAND SAVE A DIME A DAY.Start a. savings account with this oldestablished nattonal bank. The sav­ings department occupies convenlentt:. ... arters on the street level of ourbuHding-. The banking hours dally�'e from 10 a. m. to 3 p. m .; Satur­day. from 9 a. m , to 8 p. m ,CORN EXCHANGENATIONAL BANK- Capital, Surplus and Profits$10,000,000 .N. I\V. Cor. La. Salle and Adams Sts.MARLEY 2 � IN.DE VON 2},( IN.ARROWCOLLARS15 cts. each, e for 90 cts.CLUETT. PEABODY A co., INC. MAKERS...... , . , .Everything!Optical iQuick and accurate service Is. FEINSTEIN, Opt. D.Registered Optometrist, 918 E. 55th St.IIlar Inl'.sldl A.e. Phone Hydl Park 8312................. , .AHElUi BEAUTY SHOP.1425 E. 60th St. Phone Mid. 1182Scalp Treatment a SpecialtyShampooing, 50 and 75c; Manicur­ing, 35c; Facial Yassage, 50 & 75c half ended with the ball in midfield.Illinois came back in the thirdqyarter and put up their last resist­ance. The first drive brought themdown to the twenty-yard line, only tohave Brelos intercept their forwardpass. Agar punted forty yards, andthe Illini started right back to wherethe forward pass was intercepted.This time Macomber did not risk apass, but made the fatal mistake oftrying to pierce the Maroon forwardline. On the fourth down it was il­linois' ball,. ten yards to go, and af­ter their last chance it was some­thing like sixteen yards to go. Thequarter ended with the ball in Illi­nois territory.Sterueman Makes Run.The Illinois score came as a resultof a fumble on the Chicago twenty­five yard line. Sterneman carried theball over after a pretty run. �he lastfive minutes of the game was playedin the middle of the field, with theball see-sawing back and forth.As already has been noted, it isimpossible to pick any Maroon play­er who had any more hand in thevictory than "he man playing next tohim. It was fight and determina­tion, coupled with co-operation andteamwork. that resulted in the Ma­roon victory. It is a fact. as claimedby the Illinois rooters that Chicagohad the breaks, but the same chancesappear in every game, and it is al­ways true that it is the team that isfollowing the ball and playing thegame all the time, that takes advan­gf the Maroon being too lazy to an­earned and sweet victory. HALL REEIDENTS OBJECT iTO LAUNDRY REGULATIONIndignant Against Ruling Which Pre­vents Them From Giving Wash toPreferred Company-Say Terms Do, Not Save Money.Threats of boycott are rife amongresidents of the men's dormitories asa result of the laundry regulationsrecently adopted by the Universityauthorities. The ordinarily peaceful'and placid occupants of North Divin­ity hall started the ball rol'ling' yes­terday when they issued a call for anindignation meeting to select a dele­gate to protest agn inst what theyconsider a tyrannical ruling.The furore is all due to a printedsIip of laundry regulations issued fromthe office of the Univer-sity cashierlast week, The University has closeda contract with a south side laundrycompany �ranting it the exclusiveright of laundry collection from the. men's dormitories. The laundry serv­ice is to be instituted Nov. 27, afterwhich date no other laundries will bepermitted to make collections or de­liveries from the, men's halls. Laun­dry tickets regularly selling for $5will be on sale at the cashier's officefor $3.75.Claim Prices Are Higher.Hall residents claim that the pri­ces of the chosen laundry companyare higher than the ordinary, so that_the reduction implied by the sale of$5 tickets for $3.75 signifies no sav­ing. The following motion was post­ed in the halls yesterday to be actedupon at meetings of the dormitoryresidents:"I move that a committee of onebe appointed to carry to the properauthor ities the protest of this hallconcerning the highhanded and unsat­isfactory manner in which the laundrysituation is being handled."Hold Final Meeting.�The Junior college committee forthe prisoner-of-war-fund will hold afinal meeting tomorrow afternoon at4 in Lexington 8.To Discuss Early Excavations.A discussion on "Excavations Pre­ceding Those at Gezey" will be ledby Associate Prof. Luckenbill at ameeting of the Semitic club tonightat -8 jn Haskell 26. Mr. Sims will bethe "Principal speaker.To Address :Mathematics Club.Prof. E. J. Wilczynski will speakupon "Differential and Integral In­variants in the Theory of Functions"at a meeting of the Mathematicalclub tomorrow afternoon at 3 :30 inRyerson 27.Astronomists Meet Today.A meeting of the Juni\r Astron­omical club this afternoon at 4 inRyerson 32 will be featured by anaddress on "Nebulae" by Mr. Hubble.Christian Scientists Meet..The Christian Science society willmeet today at 7 :45 in Lexington 14.Wright Will Lecture.Associate Prof. Chester W. Wright,.of the Political Economy department,will talk on the subject, "Does Mon­opoly Lead to Socialism?" at themeeting of the Intercollegiate So­cialist society Thursday at 4:30 inCobb 12A.Gilkey to. Talk on War.The Rev. Mr. Charles W. Gilkeywill give a series of Sunday eveningtalks on "After Two Years of War"from Nov. 2.6 to Dec. 24, at the HydePark Baptist church. PLAIN or CORK TIPFifteen cents, Also in attractive tins.50 for 40 cents; 100for 75 cents. Sent pre­paid if your dealer can- IDot supply you. "-��u:n.a:��Preferred by Gentlemen Now as ThenA Conillnfllh iUelf in4 3econd.tretJd� fordlJ�3 of_r','n.WILL CHOOSE CHEERLEADER �T CHICAGONIGHT CELEBRATIONA cheerleading contest in Ida Noyeshall will be one of the chief eventsin the annual Chicago Night for AllUniversity Women to be given by the\V. A. A. Friday night. All womenwho tryout for the position of cheer­leader at the women's athletic con­tests will _act as assistants to theleader. The Chicago Xig ht dinnerwhich will bc served at 5:30 in theIda Noyes dining room, will be fo1-lowed by a program and speeches.Three hundred tickets for thc dinnerwill be available. They will sell atfifty cents. Those desiring to tryout for thc position of cheerlcaderhave been asked to leave- their namesin Box 17, Foster hall.Huntington to Visit Campus.---"Dr. Huntington, secretary of theFilling must be a matter of8eCOnds-4 seconds] Theseseconds must fit the �n forday. and days of writing.It must enable you to writebetter, easier and quickerthan you have ever wri�before.ADd tbIa, DOt for a moath or a7ea1". but lor tJll time. Elee youcan take adnDtqe of the Con�"DKDanDtee.Ewr7 ConII6a u 1IUIIr....-.4 lID.".". Dftd JUl � D3 )lOCI ".... 1*1 .. hofII4-l6 fttIwr doU dtUor JIOU CDIll 1M �Iwd a ......,1*1 or,oarm0rM!7� ""til­OUI� 7lwnr ant tIO .. If .. ••aboaI 16- YOU ant ",. �CoaId1Da are S1st"and up at your.adODer, clruaiat or jeweler.NON-L£AICABLE , )\.. \vt1\11tl�f,t11)SII(1--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Here is what every, ',Conklin m.ustdoA 3pecia'everlDstin6Conillnpoint forevery .n,IIIof wrltln6THE CONKLIN PEN MFG. co, Toledo, OhioBaptist Missionary board, will be onthe campus Wednesday. Interviews- may be had with him from 9 to 2 inEllis 3.Must Sign Names for Dinner.'Members of the Hawkeye club whoexpect to attend the next dinner, tobe held Tuesday, November .8, are re­quested to sign their names at thedesk at the Information Bureau inCobb.Postpone Freshman Meeting.The meeaing of the Freshmanclass, scheduled for today, will beheld tomorrow at 10:15 in Kent thea­ter.Send Band to Napenille.GARRICK I Last Mat. TomorrowThe Season's Musical GemTHE PRINCESS PATLast Two Days .Next Sunday Nite I Seats TodayArthur Hammerstein Will PresentTheS�rkling Musical Comedy SuccessKATINKAWith T. ROY BARNESAnd Original New York CastA Chorus Of SeventyCHICAGOTHE BLUE MAT. SAT •PARADISEThe Glee clubs of the Universitiesof Minnesota and Chicago will holda joint concert on Friday at 8 inMandel hall. The program will in­clude classical numbers, popuar melo­dies, school songs and frolics.Immediately following the concerta dance will be held in Bartlett. Tick­ets may be purchased for fifty centsfrom members of the Glee club, atCobb Information desk, or from themanager of the organization, facultyexchange.The Student Volunteer band willsend twenty of its members to a con-"ference at Naperville, 111., on Friday.The conference will be held over theweek-end.With Cecil Lean & Company of 1()()'Branch Box Office in Lobby GarrickTheater Bldg. Seats also onsale at Lyon & Healy'sPRINCESS $1 Mat. Today- OLIVER !\{OROSCO PersentsEMILY STEVENS.in L. K. Anspacher's - BrilliantComedy Drama'THE UNCHASTENED WOMANWith a Typical Morosco Cast.'_ RUTH HARDY STUDIODancing·CLASS THURSDAY EVEN'GSPrivate Lessons by Appoint­ment.Studio: 1464 E. Fifty-fifth StreetTc-l. Hyde Park 2725.GIVE COACH STAGGCREDIT FOR ILLINIVICTORY SATURDAY(Continued from Page 1)punts in which Agar again outpunt­ed Macomber, gave the Varsity theban on the Illinois forty-five yardIine. End runs by Pershing, Gra­ham and Agar and an off-tackle driveby Hanisch placed the ban on thetwenty-five yard line. A forwardpass, Graham to Pershing, put theball on the nine-yard line' and result­ed in Pershing's lnJury. Threedowns took the ball within two yardsof the goal, but the Illini held.Christenson was off-side, however,and it was Chicago's ball, first down,on the half-yard mark. On the sec­ond down Hanisch went over. The DISCUSS GREEN CAP POLICYFrank Madden Addresses EditorialMeeting Of Publication,Discussion of the contents for thenext number of the Green Cap washeld at a meeting of the newly electedstaff members yesterday at 1 :30 inthe Ellis assembly 'foom. The dutiesof staff members were outlined byFrank Madden, chief of the editorialstaff, and Frank Priebe, business man­a�� IThe next number of the Freshmanpublication will contain a picture of"the Freshman football squad, a Who'sWho column, an article about the1920 swimming stars and a variety ofgood cartoons. The second numberwill be published at the end of thisweek.UNIVERSITY RIFLECLUB MEETS TODAYThe University Rifle club, which isaffiliated with the National Rifle club,will 'hold its annual business meet­ing and election of officers today at10:15 in Kent theater. President Jud­son, who is a member of the camPusorganization, will speak. The IstIllinois cavalry, which has returnedfrom camp will be present. All mem­bers of the club have been requestedto attend.HOLD JOINT CONCERT FRIDAYWill Give Dance in Bartlett AfterMusical Performance.Y. M. C. A. Cabinet Meets.There will, be a meeting of the Un­dergraduate cabinet of the Y. M. C.A. today at 1:30 in Harper M28.