r- /�) .. 1, / .• I . .'t./aroon,atVoL xv. No. 22. . UNIVEBSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1916 vocr 3 1 1915. : .. �." .John C. Kennedy will speak at themeeting of the University of ChicagoSocialist club to be held Thursday at4:30 in the Harper assembly. Hissubject will be, "Benson, Wilson orHughes?" Mr. Kennedy will talk onthe work the Socialist party is doingand intends to do, and he will explainwhy the student body should supportPet. with its vote, Benson, the Socialist1.000 .candidate for presidency.1.000 Mr. Kennedy is a member of the I1.000 Socialist party and was a Socialist1.000 - �indidate for governor of Illinois in.500 1912. He is a graduate of Cornell.500 university. He has been a graduate.333 student and instructor in the Univer­.000 sity.IOWA DEFEAT MAKESGOPHER TEAM SEEMLIKELY CHAMPIONSWisconsin-Ohio State And Illin­Qig-Minnesota Contests AreFirst Semi-Finals.PREPARE HARD FOR PURDUEStagg Will Attempt To Build Up Di­versified Attack-Purdue Handicap­ped By Hake Inj ury.Conference Standing.Won Lost1 0Northwestern .Minnesota ............ 1 0Wisconsin ....... _ ... 1 0Ohio State .......... 1 0illinois .......•... _ ..... 1 1Iowa ....................... 1 1Chicago ................ 1 2Indiana ................ 0 1Purdue .................. 0 2 .000After Saturday's games, North­western, Minnesota., Wisconsin andOhio State stand as the only unde­feated teams in the Conference, andCoach Williams' Gopher squad loomsup as the likely champions by virtueof their overwbelming victory overIowa. The first round in the semi­finals will come Saturday when Wis­consin meets Ohio State at Columbusand Dlinois journeys to Minneapolis.;Northwestern should have little trou­ble defeatbig Indiana althoughStiebm's men have evidently bracedif' their perfonnance �inst Tuftsis any indication.For ten minutes of the third quar­ter at Madison, Chicago looked likethe team which the followers of theMaroon dreamed it would be at the be­ginning of season. The Badgers werecompletely outclassed as Higgins andParker carried the ball down to theCardinal five-yard line where Hanischwent over for the touchdown. Onthe next kick-off, the feat was re­peated but this time Wisconsin heldon their own one-yard line and the·ball went over. Taylor did not chooseto punt out from in back of his goalline and called for Olsen through theline. , Ols�n fumbled and Chicago re­�vered on the six-yard line. The flr�'down brought the ball to the one-yardmae again but the Cardinal wall heldtar two downs. On the fourth downHanisch plaeed the ball on the whiteline but a scant inch robbed the Ma­roons of the marker.�BepiDaF ..., This was bnquestionably the tum­ing point of the game and after thatWisconsin regain their first half form.and swept the Varsity off their feet.The last two touchdowns made 'Oy theBadgers did not figure in the game.They were made as a result of sen­sational plays which oeeur infrequent­ly and the fourteen points which theynetted canno; be said to 'represent thedifference between the two squads.W.isconsin was undoubtedly strongerbut it was not due to any sup,eriorcoaching from Withington and theydid not fight any harder than CoachStagg's men. -It is f�oli.�h to predict what mighthave happened had Hanisch pushedthe ball two inches more for that sec­ond toucbdown, but there is no doubtbut that the last quarter would havebeen toaght in Badger territory. As.'(COntinued on Pace 2) KENNEDY WILL TALK ONSOCIALIST CANDIDATESpeaker Has Been Twice ElectedMember Of City Council-Also WasGraduate Student And InstructorAt University.Made Alderman In 1913.In 1913 he was elected alderman ofthe 27th ward of this city, and in1915 was re-elected to this office. Inhis re-election he was gi�n strongsupport by Miss Jane Addams, Gra­ham Taylor, of the Chicago Com­mons; Miss McDowell, of the Univer­sity Settlement; and many otherprominent. people. In the city coun ..cil he took the stand for all move­ments of reform and social improve­ment. He also took an active part inthe settlement of the car strike in the'summer of 1915. In his campaign forre-election he was strongly recom-mended <by the Municipal Voters'league of this city. In connectionwith his settlement work he made aninvestigation of labor conditions inthe stockyards.Believes In Present Reforms.As a Socialist, Mr. Kennedy repre­sents that type which places stressupon present, not fu-ture reforms. Hisentire work consists mainly in doingsomething for that part of humanitythat has been mostly ignored. T�accomplish this end Mr. Kennedy ishelped by a most pleasing personal­!ity and a power of speeeh that is eap­able of presenting the most intricateproblems in a clear and interestingmanner."The Socialists are not so foolish,"declared Max Haleff, preSident of theUniversity Socialist elub yesterday,"as to believe that Benson will be 'elected president in 1916. But they doinsist that a large vote for Benson willhave a strong influence upon the vic­torious party in the way of securingreforms."L�GUERS OBSERVEHALLOWE'EN RITESA genuine fortune teller who willread your palm, and a '''ducking forapples" contest besides the usualghostly games befitting the occasion'have been p,romised by the commit­tee in charge to those who attend theafter-dinner Hallowe'en party tomor­row from 6:30 to 8:30 in the Leagueroom. Other occult designs upon thenervous systems of the guests arein the proceu of construetion by theaforesaid eommittee, whieh offers asa lure free admiai01l to aU Leapemembers. WALTER FISHER TOADDRESS MONSTERREPUBLICAN RALLYPresident Judson Will IntroduceEx-Secretary Of The InteriorAt Meeting Wedn�y.MRS. GILSON GARDNER SPEAKSHughes And Roosevelt Will TelephoneFrom New Y ork-Charles Fair­banks :May Be Present.Walter L. Fisher, ex-Secretary ofthe Interior and prominent Chicagoattorney, will address a monster Re­publican rally to be held Wednesdayafternoon at 4:30 in Mandel ball. Themeeting will be held under the aus­pices of the Republican club of theUniversity of Chicago and will besponsored by Mrs. Breasted, wife ofProf. James H. Breasted, professorof Egyptology.President Judson will introduce theHon. Mr. Fisher at the rally. Mr.Fisher, already known to the Univer­sity public as a Convocation orator,will speak on national issues, and willpresent arguments in favor of theelection of the Republican nomineefor President. The meeting itselfwill be backed by the National G. O.P., and will 'have the support of theRepublican campaign fund.Speaks For Women.Mrs. Gilson Gardner, of Washing-Iton, D. C., will be the second speakerat the rally. She will be introducedby Mrs. Sippy, a member of the Wo-,men's party' and a prominent figurein national politics. Mrs. Gardner willspeak on behalf of the women votersof the country.A feature of the program win bethe reading of telegraphic and long­distance telephone messages fromboth Charles Evans Hughes and The­odore Roosevelt, who, though notable to be present at the rally willconvey their messages to.the assemblyby telephone from New York city.Franklyn Chandler, presid.ent of thelocal club, conferred yesterday withCharles H. Fairbanks, Republicannominee for vice-president. Duringhis visit to the city yesterday, Mr.Fairbanks made a flying trip to thecampus and expressed his regret thathe would not be in town for the rally.Send DelegatiOll..The national Republican headquar­ters in Chicago will send a delegationto the meeting. The party will be ledby Western Campaign Manager Brownand President Lunt, of the NationalRepublican College league. If nom­inee Fairbanks remains in the city healso will be present at the rally.Numerous requests for reservedblocks of seats for the business menof Chicago have been received by theRepublican club. The Hamilton clubhas asked for sevent.Y-five seats fortheir members. The Chicago Tribune,Herald, Examiner and Journal havesubmitted requests for blocks of seatsfor Chicago voters. All the requestshave been refused, according to thestatement made yesterday by Frank­lyn Chandler. Seats wm not even bellServed for the downtoW1l reporters."These requests have been refused(Cont&nuec1 OD page 3) TO BOLD TRYOUTS FORDRAMATIC CANDIDATESThree .Members or Faculty Will JudgeAt Preliminaries Tomorrow After­noon-Successful Contestants WillAppear Before Club.Preliminary tryouts for associatemembership in the University of Chi­cago Dramatic club will be held to­morrow afternoon at 2:30 in Har­per MH. All students of the Univer­sity are elig'ible to compete for mem­bership at that time. Three facultymembers wrll act as judges.Candidates successful ill the v{ed­nesday afrernoon elimination processwill appear before the n-embers ofthe club Thursday afternoon at Z inCobb 12A. Candidates wno successful­ly pass both the judging of the facultycritics and of club members, will bevoted into associate membership. Allexpecting to try out have been re­quested by Leon Gendron; presidentof the club, to communicate with himor leave their names and a statementof their, former experience in dramat­ic work in box 236 of the Faculty ex­change.Many Bases Of Judgment.Judging of the faculty' members to­morrow afternoon will be based uponappearance, voice, action, stage pres­ence and interpretative imagination.Officers of the club have urged thatthose trying out select some essen­tially dramatic scene in which con­trast, action and movement are to beseen.A list of plays, from which selec­tions will be ma�e by the contestants,has been arranged by the club offi-_ cers and is as follows: Goldsmith, Shestoops to Conquer; Sheridan, TheSchool for Scandal; Ibsen, An Enemyof the People, The League of Youth,A Doll's House; Sh'8.w, You Can NeverTell, Arms and the Man; Pinero, The'Magistrate; Wilde, The Importanceof Being Earnest,. A Woman of NoImportance, Lady, Windermere's Fan;Galsworthy, The Silver Box, Justiee,Strife; Barrie, The Twelve PoundLook, Rosalind; Goodman, The Gameof Chess; Soderman, The Far-AwayPrincess.�ATHER FORECAST.Fair aDd warmer. Moderate south­erly winds.THE DAILY MAROONBULLETIN.Today.Chapel, Junior colleges, women,10:15, MandeLChapel, Divinity school, 10 :15, Has-kelLBotanical club, ":30, Botany 13.PhilosophiCal club, 7 :45, Clusics 21.Kent Chemical soeiety, 8, Kent 20.Romance club, 8, ClassicS commonreom.University public lecture, Mr. Wil­liam Poel, ":30, Harper.Tomorrow.Chapel, Senior colleges, college ofCommerce and Administration, andthe college of Education, 10 :15, MaD",:deLDevotional service, Divinity school,10:15, HaskellY. W. C. L., 3:30, Noyes..University Forum, 4:30, Cobb 12A.Edacatioa club, 8, Blaine 400.Reliaious Education elub, 8, Haskell�/ ANNOUNCE MEMBERSON COMMITTEES OFSETTLEMENT DANCEStudents Start Work On BigCharity Affair Of TheYear.SIX TEAMS TO SELL TICKEl'SPlace Dake, Newman, Richolson, Griffiths, Sells, And Barker InCharge Of Squads.Chairmen have selected the members of their committees for the Univeh;ity of Chicago Settlement danceto be given on Friday, Dec. 8 in Bart­lett. The affair is to be financed bythe Y. M. C. A. and the StudentCouncil. The committees in chargefollow:'Publicity committee---oStanley Roth,Chairman; Helena Stevens, Morence ·Kilvary, Dorothy Mullen, ElizabethMacClintock, Madeline McManusKatherine Sproehnle, Harry Swanson, .Arthur Baer, William Henry, AdamPakuloz, Vytautas Graiczunas, wnliam Boal, Sigmund Cohen, HenryChatroop, Frederick Kub, Lunden Baker, John F. Moulds, Harry Hanson.t,Six Teams To Sell Tickets.Finance committee-Elsa Freemanand Joseph Levin, chairmen.1st. team: Percy Dake, capt., AliceTaggart, Florence Kilvary, Bar=- ' -ift�'Miller, Vera Donecker, Elizabeth �Rosalind Keating, Joseph Eaton, Wal- ,ter Krupke, Buell Patterson, Joseph,Whe�ler, Frank Breckenridge.2nd team: Bernard Newman, ea�Elizabeth Schoetter, Caroline L0uns­berry, Margaret Lauder, May Corn­waU, Katherine Clark, Julia Ricketts,Paul Jeschke, Gale Blocki, StanleyUdy, Harry McGaughey, Milton Coul-ter.Name Richolson .A Captain.3rd team: Eva Ricbolson, capt., El­inor Doty, Arlene Falkenau, BeulahBurke, Constance Bross, FlorenceLamb, Sumner Veazey, Dominik Vol- 'ini, Harold Fishbein, Abraham 1'110 Ko,Alva T. Frederick, Wrisley Oleson.4th team: Theo Griffiths, capt., Mar­garet MacDonald, Marguerite Hewitt,Dorothy Miller, Loretta Lamb, PauliDeLevi, James Hemphill, Richard Gam.­ble, Norman IIart, Albert Pick, &MidUehling, Edward Kelllmler.5th team: Donald Sells, capt., EUza.,:beth Edwards, Mildred Morgan, Fran­ces Roberts, Anne Kennedy, Kather­yn Llewellyn, Dorothy Allman, Adri­an MacFarland, Leo Gnes, CharlesBorden, Sherman O. Cooper, .JosephColeman.6th team: Martha Barker, capt.,Ruth Sheehy, Jeannette Regent, JeanBarker, Helen Handy, lIildred Smith,Richard Kuh, John Slifer, FrancisTownley, Carleton Adams',Ramer Tif­fany. ..-,:Monroe And Lesch Chairman.Entertainment committee - Mar­garet Monroe and Lyndon Lesch,chairmen; Rosalind Keating, CarronMason, Helen Adams, Barbara SeDs,Edwina Williams, Eloise Smith, Mar­ion Glaser, Dorothy Fay, MarionLlewellyn, Williene Baker, AgnesMurray, Alice Kitchell, Samuel Roth­ermel, William Gemmill; Hamilton(Continued on Pa�e .)RUNNERS MAKE FAST TIME1'IIB DAILY. MAROON, TUESDAY, ocroass 31, 1916mors and arguments against - theThree QUarters club.· The chief ofthese are that the club is a relic of!hi Official Student New8paper ot the barbarism, that it has no function,Univen:ity ot Chicago.-===============' and that it belittles the dignity of heUniversiy. The first objection is sofoolish as to require no answer. Thesecond is distinctly untrue. 1. Theclub performs certain services to theclass and to the University whi�h areundoubtedly beneficial, It has beenknown to give parties to the Fresh­man class. During the Autumn Quar­ter, it furnishes publicity for all Uni­versity events. We remember a timewhen it contributed toward the sup­port of the Reynolds club library. Ifthis isn't service, what is? 2. Theclub gets the class together. Themen in the club not only become ac­quainted quickly, but soon becomeknown to all members of the studentbody. The bond of sympathy and un­derstanding existing between thefreshmen members of the organizationoften develops strong friendshipswhich last throughout the college ca­reer. 3. The club exerts a neces­sary discipline over the incomingfreshmen. Many of us upon enteringthe University, have still inculcatedin our makeup a certain amount of"high-school stuff", which warrants!an operation. By its disciplinary tac-tics the club performs this operation.4. The act of "making" the club in­stills into the freshman a certainamount of worthy confidence. Hefeels that he has worked for some­thing and has realized his goal. Is thisof no benefit? . As to the dignity ofthe Univezsity, we cannot help butfeel that any institution, in which theproportion of youthful spirits andred blood is as great, as at Chicago,cannot afford to let its dignity carryit away.Arguments have been presented forthe withdrawal of the freshmen fromthe club by the various fraternities.The chief of these seems to be thatthe faculty is against the club, andthat it will be eliminated forciblyfrom the field of campus organiza­tions before -the end of the year. "Whynot withdraw your freshmen, and helpto deal the death blow?" Does notthis sentiment remind one of the ratsdeserting a sinking ship?Another is that the only ones infavor of the club are; or were, mem­bers of it. Is not this situation typI­cal of all such organizations? Theidea seems to be that the supportersof the club are influenced by "sevendollars worth of free meals!" Thisseems particularly unfortunate. Canno one express an opinion withoutbeing accused of unworthy motives?If not, we can only suggest that mostof the "knockers" were not mem­bers, and accordingly, their words oflilt lIaUy _arDDnPublished momings, except Sundayand Monday, during the. Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters, by TheDaily Maroon staft'.EDITORIAL STAFF.B. R.. 8waDS01L.._ .. .Managing EditorA. L Baer __ ._ .. _ ... __ .New8 Editora. B. NeW1ll&D.. __ .•• .Athletica EditorC. C. Gnene. .Nlght Editor.. S. BulmelL_ .. ___Day Editorv. It. Edwardaen.._.Women's EditorB. Cobn.. •• _ •. _ .. _ .... :A88t. N ewe Editorw. 8. BeDder ... ..Asst. Athletics Editor'.. A. Mahurin..Asst. Women's EditorBUSINESS STAFF•• (l lIuwelL ... _.Buainess ManagerD. D. Bell. .. _._ . ..Asst. Bus. Manager.Dt.re4 .. MIeOnd-el ... man at the Chl­-.0 PMtolnee. Ch1aaco. 1111nol .. Mareh 18.1808. under Aet 01. lIareh 3. 1873.Sub.crlption Rates.B7 CIlrrlerM $2.50 a :rear: $1 a quarter,87 Kall. "' • year; fL%lS a quarter.� Room ••••••••••••••••••.•• lIlitl 12'l'elaphon. KlctwQ' 800. Loea1 1m!....._ Olnee •••••••••••••••••••• lCllf8 14�phon. Blackstone �1..... 2.7TUESDA Y. OCTOBER 31, 1916·BOW LONG WILL WE TOLERATETHE THREE QUARTERS CLUB?THE ABUSE OF ENGLISH.. It is not wise in this day and age tosay of any single acquisition or fac­ulty that with it cultivation becomespossible; without it, impossible. Theone acquisition or faculty may be Im-mcnse, and yet cultivation may nothave heen attained. But there is oneacquisition which is so essential toeulture that it is the earmarx of a... weri�red man; that is a reasonablyaccurate and refined use of the mothertongue.The average, ordinary college grad­uate is not a leader in things cultural.College men should set the world'sstandards of refinement, and to alarge extent they do; but college menas a type of today do not. At least,they show. no manifestation of it.One of the most striking examplesof this failure on the part of theaverage college oman is his abuse ofthe English language, in speech andwriting. "When he is a freshman hestruggles With the principles of "uni-�ty, emphasis and coherence" becausehe is compelled to do so. Smite mas-,ter the principles; most do not. Theirsentence structure would in manyeases disgrace a department storesalesgirl. But somehow or other, theymanage to pass the course and be re­lieved of a heavy load.Excepting the few that follow Eng­lish throughout their college career,the average college student then be­lieves that the correct use of Englishis no longer necessary. As long asthe facts are stated in his coursesin science, political economy, or what­not, he feels that he has succeeded.The use of English never bothers him.Education in English may not re­sult in the J!T8duation of really cul­tured men. but it would at least re­sult in the iraduation of men whohave an external culture. That wouldbe worth a srreat deal. And that re­sult might be obtained if our in­structors would insist on the use ofcorrect English in every class, whetherit be concerned with English or his-tory or chemistry.COMMUl'HCATIONSThe Three Quarters Club.Of late, we have heard many ru- (Continued from page 1)'" "'" TO ENTERTAIN WOMENFROM OTHER COLLEGES on will present several readinga, af­ter which the guests will meet theAdvisory Board of the League. MaryAllen is in charge of the reception.A reception for all women of theUniversity who have entered with ad­vance standing from other collegeswill be given under the auspices ofthe League today from 3:30 to 5 atthe home of l\Irs. George W. Linden,5737 University Ave. Mrs. Lloyd Fax- • Why NotLet UsDo YourGp t ica l WorkWe duplicate lenses promptlyand accurately at Special Pricesto StudentsS. FEINSTEIN, Opt. D.Re21sterH Optometrist, ,918 E:55th St.... 11III'sIde Ave. ,.... H,.a. hItl13J,••••••••••••••••••••••••••Complete Arrangements For MeetWith N orthwestem Saturday.Chicago cross country men ran theirfirst five mile race of the year Satur­day in Washington Park. Becauseof the fast average time made, CoachTom Eck is openly boasting that theteam will carry off the championship.Coach Page also admits that the tea�this year is far above average.Tenney, Otis, Sneider, Powers,lones, Angier and Sweet, all scratchmen, made the best time, finishing inthe order named. Baker, Greene,Renney, Ryan, Young and Biebler,new m�n at the distance, were givena three-quarter mile start. None ofthe veterans were able to pass Baker,who finished sixty yards ahead ofTenney.Arrangements will be completed to­day for the dual meet with N orth­western to be run off Saturday. ThePurple team is an unknown quantity,but the Chicago squad beileve theywill win without trouble.IOWA DEFEAT MAKESGOPHER TEAM SEEMLIKELY CHAMPIONSa whole the taem showed improvementover last week and with three weeksin .which to prepare for the TIlinicontest, miracles should be perform­.ed in the way of general team play.The work of Captain Jackson, Fisher,Brelos and Higgins on defense stood·out prominently and Hanisch. Parker,Higgins and Graham carried the ball-effectively. Agar could not' get aroundthe Badger ends through no fault ofhis, but he more than offset this byhis punting. Pershing must ·be givencr�dit for .noticeable improvementand as soon as he regains- his self­confidence he will come up to expec-... tations.Work Hard For Purdue.A week of hard work in preparationfor the Purdue game, Saturday, is instore for the team. This week CoachStagg will attempt to build up a more. diversified attack and he will not behindered by injuries for the team cameout of the Wisconsin game in goodshape. Purdue will be greatly han­dicaped by the loss of Captain Hake,who broke his shoulder i,n the TIlinolscontest. RUTH HARDY STUDIO·DancingCLASS THURSDAY EVEN'GSPrivate Lessons by Appoint­ment.Studio: 1464 E. Fifty-fifth StreetTel. Hyde Park 2725.wisdom should likewise be taken witha pinch of salt.John Slifer: !The Choice of the Professional ManThe Stand­ard Inter­changeable­type Type­writer The NewMultiplexHammond IThe LinguistThe Mathematician The PhysicianThe Chemist -'1]. MOUNTAIN tops can't be �seen in a mist. An' many.�C 8 mountain 0' trouble disap- �cpears Ina cloud 0' �Velvet smoke. 7J;tifiI'd"-�.I------------.,[].i------------.,[J.I------------.,�Send for illustrated catalog and also our:spccialproposition to studentsThe Hammond Typewriter Company189 West Madison Street 'P�$,��4oto9rClP'h�dJThe style, finish and price of ourUniversity Specialr ..... d will meet with your approval12 for $6.00 25 for $10.00Your photograph is a gift of intrinsic ualue to )'our friends!DAGUERRE STUDIOCHICAGOTop Floor McClurg Bldg. PHONE HARRISON 7684218 So. Wabash Ave. for appointmentOpen Sundays 10 to 3--�ON.LEAKABLE"------MEN OF '17. '18, '19 AND '20:-You will concede tbe utility and convenienceof a pen that is always ready to write-thatfills itself in 4 seconds=-that 9uita your bandexactly-that can't leak or blot-that la tooaimple to get out of order.The CONKLIN with its "Crescent-Filler" ..exactly such a pea-and here'a our guarantee.THE CONKLIN PEN MPG. CO .. Toledo, O./TO DAILY IIABOON. TUESDAY, ocrossa 31, 1916•• I HALL FIELD e COMPANY IThe Misses' SectionEmphasizes ItsExceptional Assortments ofDance Frocksfor Young College WomenHere are Frocks of all colors of the rain­bow, airily dainty and essentially youth­ful, offered in such diversity that anypreference, should· be readily met.The Frock illustrated is but one of thecollection-made of silk tulle over mes­saline. The tunics are edged with themessaline and the quaint, fitted bodiceconsists of alternated folds of the palepink and pale blue silk. Price $20.00.For informal afternoons, for day and class-room wear,there are other groups of distinctive models, surpris­ingly good in values. A cordial invitation. is ex­tended to study this Section's displays.Sixth Floor, North RoomHerr Gott! T. N. E. has reconsid­ered! Just look at what he did:- Classified Ads.The Boy Scout Masters trainingclass will meet tomorrow at 4:30 InEllis 3. Tho subjects will be scout,equipment, care and use of the can­teen and regulations regarding thepurchase and use of tbe uniform.A recognition meeting for new mem­bers of the League at which the Rev.Dr. W. C. Covert will speak, will beheld tomorrow at 3:30 in the Leagueroom. New members will be pre­sented with flowers. A tea, of whichEdwina Williams is in charge, will begiven for new Leaguers following theaddress.Women who have signed up for so­cial !emce on the Leagne member­ship ,eards have been invited to a teawhich 'wm be given by the Social.S� committee today at.3:30.m theLeague room. 'Toot! Toot!Hold Sodal Service Tea.WALTER FISHER TOADDRESS MONSTERREPUBLICAN RALLY(Continued from Page 1)We're off! in order that the students of the Uni­versity might have the first oppor­tunity of admission," said Chandler._ "The assembly will be an affair ofnote throughout the city. It bas thesanction of the national party, is beingwidely advertised, and will be a largeevent in the Chicago Republican cam­paign for the week."Yu betcha yu are, says JanitorMike, off yor base.Junior Endeavor is this morningdedicated to Philip �chuyler Allen,who, shaking his head over the Cobb-10:15 aggregation, was once heard toremark:-"There is atill much of theI calf about this university." We shall run another Stem· re­view very soon. No caps, please, Mr.Printer.STELLAN WINDROW PLEASE' I Great TomsTRANSLATE 1 Tom JonesIn Saturday's Maroon-uFoster hall Tom Brown1wi ie a alh_logveewn'laa". Little TomTom-tom of History.Scout Masters Meet.The �nior claM. � will,meet today at 10:16 In CObb 12A.T. N. E. promised to contrib today,bf't backed down., ',' rHaint them funny initials for oneII innocent young man!� Ebeu! Ebeu! Misericordia! Theprinter's case of Typographia Erroriais growing less hopeful daily. If re­lapse or recovery does not happensoon, the sheet will have to be calledThe Daily Morose. New League l\lembers.The most exciting topic for discus­ion that we can think of is: was, or"NIls not that story in the Lit a satire? "I'm sick of this monkey business,"said Eremiab Boshkinson, as he view­ed the antics of the Three Quartercandidates. "They're only aping theirancestors," uttered the innocent by­stander. (See Darwin-Ed.)i. Ast me! .Ast me!By Mae Roon.,Mabel 0' H.: Even we cannot sup­ply the private life of the male prin­cipals in the Fanatic club's latest pro­uction, "The Mind's Great Birthday,Cake, or Three Quarters of a Man."Yes, we agree that H. P. H. and R. F.M. make touching villuns Of course,we just love blond heroes; T E. H. isjust the man for his part. No, wetell you nothing of the personalcircumstabeea of that. fascinatingyo g tragedian wbose stage-name isHanisCh. .Ahsolately �thing!'Wekkum. Say, you're all wrong about thoseinitials.D'ya think we're a hymn?A.M.E.N.Senior Coamittee To Meet. ATTENTION COLLEGE GIRLS-WEare ma1cing a special price of 40efor our SOc shampoo. Loc:kwoodParlors. 1438 E. 57th St. PhoneH. P. 6772.Prof. Smith To Speak. 1__ PORTRAITS AND ENLARGE-The Religious Education club will ments. Best work at moderate pri-meet tomorrow at 8 in Haskell. Asso- ces, Color work in oil our speeW-ciate Prof. Henry Smith will give a ty. Lantern slides for all purpo ....University Studio, 1213 55th St.POEL GIVES LECTUREON THEATER COSTU}I�-Direetor Of London Society Will Dis­cuss Elizabethan Stage This Af­ternoon In. Harper.Mr. William Poel, director of theElizabethan Stage Society of London,England, wjIl give an illustrated lec­ture on "Hints on Costuming in theElizabethan Theater" today at 4:30in the Harper assembly room.Mr. Poel is one of the greatest liv­'ing authorities �n the Shakespeareanand Elizabethan stage. He is ratedas. one of the leading producers ofplays according to Elizabethan meth­ods, having been actively engaged ,fora number of years in presenting Eliza­bethan plays as nearly as possible intheir original manner. Mr. Poel hasgiven especial attention in his re­search work to stage conditions andcostuming.. At present Mr. Poel is presentingfor the Carnegie Institute of Pitts­burgh, a revival of �e Poetaster",an Elizabethan play by Ben Jonson.lecture on "The Redemptive Forces inMusic, wtih Observations on the Pre­sent-Day Sunday-School Worship andHymnody." The talk will be illustrat­ed by piano, organ and vocal selee-tions.Gilkey's �ase ,Meets.The Rev. Mr. C. W. Gilkey's Re-'ligioua. Discunion class will meet to.­day at 3 in the League room. Five cents per Ilne, No adnr­tiBements for less than !5 cent.. ADe1assified advertisements must beItaid Inadvanee,FOR RENT-FRONT ROOM WITHalcove, $4.00 a week. Can be usedby two men. Side room $2.00 per .'week. 5741 Drexel, 3rd apt. Tel.Midway 7137.FOR RENT-LARGE SUNNY ROOMin residence. Light housekeepingone or, two. $4.00 to $4.50. 6331Kimbark Ave.STUDENTS PF GERMAN DE;SIR­ing to room with a German family ,should see 6019 Kimbark Ave., 1Apt. Very pleasant rooms for fourgentlemen.LOST-LADIES' GOLD WATCHmarked M. E. M. Return at Maroonoffice and receive reward.PRIVATE DANCING LESSONS BYappointment. Clan. Monday even­ings. 10 lessons for $5.00. LuciaHendershot. Studio 1541 E� 57t1aSt. Tel. H. P. 2314.FACULTY llEMBERS NOTICE-'Experienced eook will take chargeof dinners at reasonable nteL' Bedof semee paranteed. Telephcme JL'P. 489'_ r i-. ftDI DAILY IIAIIOOK. TUESDA Y. ocrOBER 31. 1916. "WHEN FOOTBALL WAS PLAYED WITH WHISKERSMost of the customs and costumes of those old boys seem quaintly 01d­fashioned now. But, one thing has come down to us from that timewithout change and growing in popularity every day-RichmondStraight Cuts, the first high-grade etgarettes made in the United States.Even in those early days. these "bright" Virginia cigarettes werealready known and valued for their characteristic and appealing taste.Today-as then-men acclaim Richmond Straight Cuts the bestof all Virginia Cigarettes. By the way. have you tried them lately?Besides the �gular package. these cigarettes are also packed inattractive tin boxes. convenient for den. office or traveling. 50 for40 cents; 100 for 75 cents. These larger packages will he sentprepaid on receipt of price if your dealer cannot supply you.1,,_. �_._ J_�_ RlCHMOND,�c.N«8»� �1IIUImca-MARLEY 2* IN..t\iUiawCOLLARS15 eta. eac .... e tor 80 eta •CLUETT. PEABODY It CO •• IIIC ••• KERIPATRONIZE OURADVERTISERSNow forFootBallSPALDINGhatercoDeaiateFoot BaH No. J-S?'lda .. the IJaIl ued In every bigeOUege � beeaun It u the belleball iJeWed from 8V81'J' .taDdpofnt.Oar toot baD lIDe fa complete In� needad for the P1a7R.Write Par A CataJogaeA. G. Spalding & Brol.• 8. Wabula Aft. adcago, m Chapel-assembly will be held for the .men and women of the .Senior colleges,the college of Commerce and Adminis-. tration, and the college of Educationtomorrow at 10:15 in MandeL aEsEnrII�cANNOUNCE MEMBERSON COMMITTEES. OFS�LEMENT DANCE(Continued from page 1)Walter. Albert Pick, Stanley Black,J ames Hemphill, Dennet Bell, RoyKnipschild, Frank Breckenridge, Gar­rett Larkin, Claire Maxwell, John Sli­fer, Carleton Adams, Harold Gordon.Refreshment committee - NadineHall and Dunlap Clark, chairmen;Helena Stevens, Lillian Richards, RuthHughey, Elizabeth Rubinkam, Mar­garet Cook, Mary Lois Brown, HelenThompson, Bernice Hogue, MadelineLyndon, Jean Barker, Elizabeth Walk­er, Celeste Post, Helen Jenkins, EloiseSmith, Charles Bent, Donald Smith,Jack Agar, Thomas Gentles, EugeneKing, Francis Townley, Otto Teich­graeber, Edward Orr, Lawrence Wil-.Iett, Van Meter Ames, Bernard Mac­Donald.Thirty To Receive.Reception committee - MarjorieCoonley and Arthur Hanisch, chair­men; Margaret McDonald, Gladys Ar­lington, Elizabeth Edwards, DorothyMullen, Jeanette Regent, Alice Tag­gart, Ruth Sheehy, Pauline Levi, Dor­othy Boyden, Miriam Libby, Margar­et Conley, Florence Lamb, MarionPalmer, Mary Lois Brown, Buell Pat­terson, Dunlap Clark, Joseph Levin.Shennan Cooper, Arthur Peterson,Stanley Roth, Milton Coulter, Freder­ick Kuh, Harry Swanson, EugeneKing, MacBrayer Sellers, FrancisTownley, Irvin Jones, Raymer Tif­fany ..Hold Examinations Thursday.Class nominations will be heldThursday at the chapel period in Kentand Cobb. The seniors will meet mCobb l2A, juniors in Kent West,sophomores in Kent East, and fresh­men in Kent theater.To Hold Chapel o,_ t11Have you ordered your letter heads and fraternityor club stationery yet? Try .... Qt<1Colonial Press seII. . t1IPrinters, Publishers. Engravers .,1510 East 56th StreetNear Harper Anriu.Ten miPutea walk from CampuaWE PRINT IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES Phone Midway 884PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS.i�· �(i.:::.� t,·I:·,..�.,.. . COME and HEAR THE FACTS·GRANDof Washington, D. C.,HUGHE.S RALLYUniversity of Chicago, Wednesday Nov 1MANDEL HALL, . _ ,.AT 4:30·P. M.Mrs. Gilson Gardner'Hon. Walter L. FisherEx-Secretary of the InteriorCome and hear an able statesman explainthe need of statesmanlike leadership andgive his reasons for. supporting HughesUnder the Auspices of the Republican Club of the University of Chicago------ADDRESS BY------kI:u,'..... �t ..�r ...... .\Will Speak on behalfof women