..,at aroon"..VoL XIV. No. 149. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MAY 26, 1916. Price Five Cella.."-.LINDAUER TO P�YIN SEMI - FINALS­WINS TWO MATCHES WOMEN AT MASS MEETINGWILL HEAR DEAr( TALBOT DE'7lCT FRIVOUTIESOF STU�ENT LIFE INSENIOR PLAY JUNE 5 SENIOR COLLEGE WOMEN.WIN FROM JUNIOR NINE ROSTER OF CHICAGOALUMNAE CLUB OPENTO SENIOR WOMENTo Discuss Women's Participation inIda Noyes Dedication Program­Explain Arrangements for Masqueat Celebration. PrecedentRaggedly Upset in Final Game,Played - Twenty-Eight•Receive Letters and Numerals atAnnual Spread.All Classes Invited to Presenta­tion of "Scheherazade SlipsOne Over." Candidates for Membership CanSend Dues to Miss HazelKeefer.Play First Rounds in ConferenceTennis Tournament-NeilsonDefeats Curran. Dean Marion Talbot will describethe plans for the women's part in theprogram at the dedication of IdaX oycs hall June 5 at a mass meetingfor all women of the Universitywhich will be held today at 10:15 inMandel hall. Details of the arrange­ments for the masque to be present­ed wil! be explained.The masque, which is entitled "TheGift", will be one of the features ofthe Quarter-Centennial celebration.The entire affair is under the direc­tion of Lucine Finch, '06. The mas­que will be presented on the naturalstage ;provided by the lawn in thewomen's quadrangle, and against thebackground of the Law building.Shrubbery has been placed by thedepartment of Buildings and Groundsso as to form an appropriate setting'for the presentation. Box seats willbe provided ,for invited guests, andbleachers to accommodate three thou­sand, will be erected. In a raggedly played game, char­atcer ized by alternate errors and starplays, the seniors upset precedentby easily winning the third contest inthe junior-senior college baseball se­ries 19 to 26. Members of bothsquads held their annual spread lastnight in the gymnasium yard afterthe game. The following women re­ceived letters and numerals, presentedby Miss 'Agnes Wayman.Mary Allen, Margaret Cook, HelenDriver, Violet Fairchild, Marion Gla­ser, Dorothy Hough, Margery Leo­pold, Barbara Miller, JosephineMoore, Constance McLaughlin, Car-SIXTEEN WILL PARTICIPATESCHEDULE SERIES OF EVENTSFIRST DOUBLES TO CHICAGOTo Show Ida Noyes Natatorium inOriental Setting-Goodwin WritesMusic for Sketch. Organization Promotes Interests ofUniversity-Aids Settlement- andLoans Books to Students.Maroons and Ohio State Should Meetin Finals-Complete GamesToday and Tomorrow. Scenes of oriental luxury trans­ferred to the University campus anddepicting the frivolities and idiosyn­cracies of student life will appear in"Scheherazade Slips One Over", theSenior class play to be presentedMonday, June 5, at 12 in Mandelhall. Sixteen seniors will attempt the Women of the class of '16 havebeen invited by the Chicago Alumnaeclub of the University to becomemembers of the organization, whichis a local club, composed of alumnaeresiding in or near Chicago, Theannual dues are one dollar. Thosewho become members before June 3will be guests at the annual convoca­tion breakfast which will be held- aweek from tomorrow at 12 in IdaNoyes hall.The object of the Chicago Alumnaeclub is to promote the interests ofthe University and to furrner fellow­ship among its members. The calen- .'<dar of the main events planned for1916-17 includes the breakfast on June3, the fall meeting in October, a re­ception fo the Alumnae club in J an­uary at the home of Mr. and Mrs .Judson and the annual luncheon andelection of officers in April. Variousinformal parties are planned in ad­dition to these main events.Give Financial Aid.Activities of the Alumnae club arevaried. During the past year theSettlement committee, of which Fran­ces Herrick is chairman, has raised·three 'hundred and tifty dollars to-Lindauer, of Chicago, was victori­ous in the first two rounds of singlesin the seventh annual Conference ten­nis meet yesterday afternoon. Lin­dauer was matched against Shafer,of Kenyon college, in the first roundand won in straight sets, 6-1, 6-2. Af­ter Zuck had defeated Brorby, of\Visconsin, Lindauer came back for'his second trial and easily defeatedZuck, 6-4, 6-3.Clark, of Chicago, and Backer, ofIllinois were both winners in ritefirst round of the second division, butClark lost the second round to Beck­er, 4-6. 6-3, 6-4. Neilson sprang thesurprfse of the match when he de­feated Curran, Conference singleschampion, in easy fashion, therebyentering the semi-finals against Beck­er this afternoon� Widen, of Minne­sota, after losing a twenty-four gameset to Felmley of Illinois, came backin the last two sets winning 6-1, 6-0.Widen will be pitted against Lindauerin the second semi-finals match to­day. graces of histrionic art. oline Peck, Frances Roberts, AnnaThe play, written by Olive Greens- Windmiller, Esther Beller, ElinorIelder and Elizabeth Crowe, is a ·new. Cloutier, Dorothy Spink, FlorenceArabian Night, according to Lau- Owens, Bula Burke, Lois Day, Ethelrence Salisbury, chairman of the Play Fikany, Pauline Levi, Isabel Mac­committee Scheherazade tells thestory in order to keep 'her head on•Murray, Marion Martland, Rose Nath,Alma Parmele, Agnes Sharp, JanetRegent, Laura Walter-However, thethat the princeone nightstory is so longer.goodJuniors Use Seventeen.promises to let her live .forever.The scene of the sketch is the IdaNoyes s,v,imming pool in orientalsetting. The curtain rises .on five- Arabian- maidens who are recliningon couches. Unless the faculty cen­sors, one wilt be, smoking a hookah.the maidens will be Sally Ford, theheroine of -rhe play; Marion Morti­mer, Dorothy Dorsey, Helen Timber­lake and Dorothy Collins.As It Never Is.Give Out Tickets.The line-up:_Juniors.'Violet Fairchild, Barbara Miller......................... PitcherFlorence Owens, Josephine Moore......................... CatcherMarion Glaser, Violet Fairchild...................... First BaseDorothy Spink, Esther Belleer .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Second BaseBarbara Miller, Frances Roberts..•................... Third BaseAnna Windmiller, Margaret Leo-pold Short StopConstance McLaug'hlin, MargaretCook Right Fieled...Each student will be given oneticket for the .masque, except pe�­f�rillers and members of the graduat­ing class who will be entitled to two.\Vomen marching in the enteringprocession will be admitted withouttickets. Those desiring to obtain tick­ets may procure them by sending astamped, addressed envelope to DeanTalbot, through the Faculty ex­change.•. f>•After an introductory conversationSally Ford is left alone on the stage.She is cramming in an attempt toget through Latin. A Maroon re­porter rushes in looking for a girlwho does not say, "How perfectlylovely!" Sally says, "How perfectlysimple!" and the reporter falls intothe pool. His hand cluches the sideof the tank, �nd the audience viewshis d�owning struggles through themedium of the hand (after the scenein "Kismet").Finally the hero, Pete Russell. en­ters. He sees the plight of Sally andhe brings in a live pony to help Sallyge through Latin. After a fittingsong he announces that he is flunk­ing. 'hen the dean enters" casts acharm over Pete and puts him in alarge vase. Thereupon he sings a newsong' "You're Canned". He an­nounces hat there is only one way tofree the hero" and throughout the restof the act' the interlude and the sec­ond act Sally attempts to find outhow to "uncan" "Pete."Play Fast Tennis./Lindauer and Clark played whirl-wind tennis in the doubles and hadan easy time winning from Pan and\Viden, of .Minnesota, 6-3, 6-1, 6-3.Zuck and -Curran, of Ohio. won thesecond match in the first doublesround from Becker and Felemley,6-0, 6-1, 6-4. The Maroon team willbe matched with Neilson and Brorby,of Wisconsin this afternoon andshould win easily. Ohio will opposeSchafer and Sapp, of Kenyon, andshould likewise win in handy fashion,having defeated the Kenyon teamonce this season. Chicago will un­doubtedly meet Ohio for the title.Summaries:Singles, first round: Becker, ,of Il­linois, defeated Sapp of Kenyon, 6-2,6-4.Clark, of Chicago, defeated Pan, ofMinnesota, 6-1, 6-4-Neilson, of Wisconsin, defeatedCurran, of Ohio State, 6-3, 6-4.Lindauer, of Chicago, defeatedShafer, of Kenyon. 6-1, 6-2.Zuck, of Ohio State, defeated Bror­by, of Wiscou sin, 6-8, 6-0, 6-2.Widen, of Minnesota, defeatedFelmley, of lltinois, 11-13, 6-1, 6-0.Singles, second round: Lindauer, ofChicago, defeated Zuck of Ohio'State, 6-4, 6-3Becker, of Illinois, defeated Clark,of Chicago, 4-6, 6-3, 6-4.Doubles, first round: Lindauer andClark, defeated Pan and Widen, ofMinnesota, 6-3, 6-1, 6-3.Zuck and Curran, of Ohio State,defeated Becker and Felmley, ofIllinois, 6-0, 6-1, 6-4 . Pick Secretary's Successor.t.,The First and Second cabinets ofthe League. will hold their final meet­ing, June 1 at 3:30 at the home of.Mrs. E. J. Goodspeed, 5706 Woodlawnavenue, to meet Miss Agnes Hall whois to succeed Miss Helen Johnston assecretary of the Young Women'sChristian League. Elinor Cloutier, Caroline Peck.. . wards the salary of a resident worker.................... Center Field at the University of Chicago Settle-Helen Driver Left Field "ment. Vocational guidance work hasSeniors. been carried on among the childrenof the stockyards neighborhood, a.,Alma Parmele PitcherPauline Levi , CatcherEthel Fikany First BaseIsabel 'MacMurray Second BaseMarion l\fartland . . . .. Third BaseLois Day . . . . . .. ShortstopRose Nath Right FieldAgnes Sharp ·Center FieldLaura Walter Left Field" work which has depended for its su-c­cess largely on the financial aid ofthis committee. Financial aid is also'rendered to the Chicago Collegiatebureau of Occupations.The Loan library of the club rentsan average of eighty-five booka eaChquarter to University students whodo not wish or are unable to buytext books. This department of theclub is self supporting. as several ofthe member of the club, under thechairmanship of ).[arion Fairman, givetheir services free at the loan deskthe first two weeks of each quarter.Senior women who wish to be­come members of the Chicago Alum­nae club wilt send their name anddues to Hazel Hoff Keefer, treasurer,5339 Ing lcs idc avenue.WEK1'IIER FORECAST •Partly cloudy and somewhat cool­er today; fresh westerly winds. Sat­urday fair and warmer.• i",THE DAILY MAROONBULLETIN.. ''" Officials: Umpires, Margaret Sulli­van, Miss Katherine Cronin. Scorekeeper, Miss Dorothy Stiles.! k Today.Devotional service, 10:15, Haskell.Women's mass meeting, 10:15, Man­del.Graduate Women's club, 4, Lexing-ton 15.Fisher lecture, 4:30, Harper.Medical lecture, 5, Physiology 25.Conference on Orien-at Religions,8, Harper.'.a' STORY FEATURES ISSUEOF LITERARY MONTHLYIIMay Number Also Contains CriticalPaper-Poetry is of VersLibre Type.Hold Class Reunion.A feature of the sketch will be theclass reunion in the second act. Thereunion will obviously take place atthe Half4Centennial celebration lotthe University. Craig Redmon willappear with "Little Craig". DorothyDavis will represent an advocateof suffrage. Craig will be an alder­man of Peru.Thomas Goodwin is writing severalsongs for the production. ChairmanSalisbury announced that there wouldbe a great deal of music in thesketch. It will take approximatelyforty minutes to present. An classeswill be invited to attend the perform­ance in Mandel hall..... ,-A short, story by KatherineSproehnle features the �tay Issue ofthe Chicago Literary Magaztne pub­lished yesterday. Bertha Stearns pre­sents a critical paper on "The Sensein Fraternity". Another critical :pa­per on "These Twain and ArnoldBennett's Realism" is contributed byErnest A. Keller. A. V. Cliquot con­tributes a story called "Under theAnklebone." A pair of sketches,"Then and Now" by K. and J. G. areincluded. Most of the poetry in thenumber is of the vers libre type.Tomorrow.University ruling bodies:Board of Physical Culture and Ath­letics, 9, Harper 28.Board of the school of Commerceand Administration, 10, Harper 28.Boards of the Junior and Seniorcolleges, 10, Harper 28-Departmental advisors, 11, Harper28.Conference on Oriental religions,8:30 and 2, Harper assembly.Chicago-Illinois baseball, 3, Staggfield. Fitch to Preach Sunday.President Albert P. Fitch of the An­dover Theological seminary, Cam­bridge, Mass., will be the preacher at\the religious services Sunday morn­ning at 11 in Mandel.IIii Wini Cadets May Parade.Cadets of the University of Illinoismay go in a body to Chicago to takepart in the proposed preparedness par­ade. Fully ninety-nine pertt!nt ofthe brigade is in favor of the trip.THE DAlLY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 26, 1916.m�r laity _aronnOtncial Student Newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago.Publ1sb� mornfn&:s. except Sunda,. andMonda,.. durfnl: toe Autumn. Winter andIpriDe quarters by The Dally Maroon staff.P. R. Kuh Managing EditorB. R. Swanson ....••... News EditorB. E. Newman Athletics EditorA. A. Baer ...••.......... Day EditorB. Cohn ...........••.. Night EditorAssociate Editors:Wade Bender Vera EdwardaenEntered as second-class man at the Chl­C!aC'O Postofffce. Chleago, Illinois. March1S, 1908. under Act or lIarch 3. 1873.Subscription Rates:B1 Carrier. $2.W a year; $1 a quarter.S,. Hall. $3 • 1ear. $1.2:> a quarter.IIdltorlal Rooms ...•...•••••...•... Ellls 12{II vde Park 5391Telephooee �Iiuway 800B1UIlness Offlce Ellie 14Telephone. Blackstone 2591.-.287FRIDAY, MAY 26, 1916.ENTHU:_SIASM.Genuine enthusiasm founded oncommon or economic sense is a gift,a virtue, an asset to be cherished­for there is all too little of it. It isthe invaluable quality which makesbig men, big nations, big business andis responsible for the successful ter­mination of all big undertaking. Wemust foster it ifl our own lives andin all of our activities. for where ithas sway, vice cannot flourish.One of the principal criticisms o�college life and of the college manof today, broadly speaking, is thatboth lack enthusism. Out of thou­sands of college-bred men, the reallyenthusiastic ones stand out few innumber. The average man is driftingmore or less; at odd periods he showssome signs of enthusiasm, but itis usually borrowed from the crowri.Athletics seem' to inspire this tran­sient enthusiasm more than anythingelse. But even at that, the averageundergraduate or alumnus needs men­tal stimulus. He has to be instruct­ed by a highly" organized band offrantic cheerleaders to "root" for histeam, whet'her it is winning or losing.That kind of enthusiasm, if it maybe termed such, never takes us any­where.•II Real enthusiasm stays with one un­der all varieties of conditions; A"live"man wakes up in the morningexuberant over the duties and possi­bilities of the coming day and retiresat night filled with enthusiasm. Fora college man this quality meansmany things. It means first, therealization of wonderful opportuni­ties; the opportunities afforded bythe university to prepare one's selffor the battles of life; the opportun­ity to study; the opportunity to as­!t,-�_,ate with other young men andwomen; the wonderful amount of timeavailable for many activities, for cul­tivating an acquaintance with goodbooks, for many forms of recreation,for athletics, for society-it means allof these. It means the opportunityfor one to better himself and his fel­lows and to perpetuate worthy ideals.'To make each day and each hour ofthe day count for somethi1lg-that isgenuine college enthusiasm .Contrast this with the attitude ofmanv men one meets in college. They I•• • Islip along, doin� the mInimum;amount of work necessary to remain ,in the institution; they are parasitesand contribute nothing to the goodof themselves or their classmates;they do not take part in any worth­whiie activities. The chair is their warmest friend. They are not col­lege men-they are children.How many of them realize the im­portance of scholarship? How manyof them will tell you that the mainthing is to "mix" with men, and notto pursue knowledge in books? Youturn from them and consider thesituation of the recluse, the grind.the man who does nothing but study;then you turn back again to the av­erage man and agree with him. Heis one extreme and the grind is theother. And then do you not knowthe men who are active and promi­nent in college, and don't you wonderhow they find time to do it all?Be enthusiastic; cultivate enthusi­asm. Put a valuation on your timeand make it a study to discover howto get all that you possibly can outof your college life. Scholarship isyour main business; the trainingfrom studies is what is .required inlater life. Get the benefit of associ­tion with other men and women; taketime for exercise; reead good books;get active in campus affairs; and doyour resting in bed. After four yearsof this kind of life, in the words ofMr. Kipling "Then you will be a man.my son." Will Hold No More Sings This Quar-COMMUNICATIONS(In view of the fact that the com­munication column of The Daily Ma­roon is maintained as a. clearinghouse for student and faculty opinion,The Maroon accepts no responsibilityfor the sentiments therein expressed.Communications are welcomed by theeditors, and should be signed as anevidence of good faith, although thename will not be published withoutthe writer's consent.)"Muckerism" at Wednesday's Game.To the Editor:-I write to protest against the dis.courtesy shown at the ball game 'byrepresentatives of our student bodyto a member of the Wisconsin teamwho was made thewictim of invec­tive and jeering such as may beheard occasionally at a 3)rofessionalgame, but which 'has happily becomealmost extinct at reputable collegegames.The ordinary excuses for such con­duct are not available. The hometeam was not behind. The offenderswere not outsiders; nor, for the mostpart, freshmen. They were upperclassrnen of considerable prominencein Undergraduate affairs. The objectof their attention had done noth- ing to justify this kind of boorish­ness-if, indeed, any action of hiscould really justify rudeness from hishosts.The transition Irom good naturedjoking to offensive "muckerism" isvery easy for an excited crowd, andthe deportment of our leading un­dergraduates today, if unrebuked bythe better judgment of our studentcommunity, will very likely resulton the first occasion of real strain ina relapse into the conditions of ill­natured and ill-bred verbal assaultwhich not many years ago was a toofrequent incident of intercollegiatecompetition and represented a stageof intercollegiate sport which wesupposed had been outgrown.Let us not allow the thoughtless­ness of :1 few to betray our reputa­tion for good sportsmanship and goodmanners to our guests.James R. Angell.COUNCIL SANCTIONSPROPOSED REFORM OFTHE ELECTION SYSTEMter-May Issue Student Bulle­tin Next Year.The Undergraduate council has putits official sanction on toe: proposedreform of the class election and treas­ury systems, which was endorsed bya majority of students in the refer­endum held last week. Having beenpassed by the Council, the action willaffect all classes.No more sings will be held uderthe auspices of the Council this quar­ter. The new edition of the songbook has been dedicated to Robert\V. Stevens, musical director of theUniversity. The editors of the bookwill be the same 3)ersons Who pub­lished the volume two years agoDorothy Llewellyn and Lon Paine.Carleton 'Adams is business manager.The Council committee on the "C"book announced that the material fonthe book is now ready. The plan topublish a weekly bulletin of studentactivities was again brought up, andit is thought that such a bulletin willbe issued next year, the expenses tobe borne by the organizations usingthe medium for publicity.The Council will 'hold two moremeeting this quarter. The nextmeeting is scheduled for Wednesdayat I :30 in Classics 21.To Be Well a Dressedis merely a matter of having yourClothes made here. The cost isreasonable. The garments aremade as you want them from oneof the largest selections of Import­ed and Domestic Woolens in Chi­cago.Prices, $35 and UpFoster & OdlwardoTailorsTelepiaeDe Hani.on 8216Republic Bldg., 7th Floor, State and Adami FOR HEALTH AND STRENGTHStudents ask forh 0 R Lie K' 5, the Or!gina�. Malte� . M�lkA nourishing and digestible food drink, sustammg and invigorating,maintains health, strength and fitness. A complete food composed of cle�milk, combined with the extracts of wheat and malted barley. Splendidfor upbuilding the system.Also in Lunch Tablet form. plain or with cocoa flavor, ready to eat. Atall dealers and fountains. Specify "HORLICK'S" and avoid substitutes.for free sample address HORLICK. (Dept. 18,) RACINE. WIS.GLoual� �filreIOIlYllA ... ·1iB., ,.,01 � IDlIIa F. ZlqfJJ. Jr.Supponed by HENRY KOLKERTHE best motion picture Dovel RUPERT HUGHESbas ever written, with scenes laid at Palm Beach,Florida, and on. Riverside Drive, New York. SeeMiss Burke in her wonderful Henri Bendel, Lucile andBalcom £Owns. nlued at more than 540.000.·MONDAY AND TUESDAYAscher's FROLIC Theatre55th Street and Ellis AvenueEPISODE NO. 2•"Caught By the Seminoles"Adults, 10 cents Children, 5 cents� Madame HeggiJmporttllilillimryMARSHALL FIELD AN­NEX BUILDING25 E. Washington StreetSuite 931Phone Central 182010 per cent reduction 1JIQlpresentation of Universitymatriculation card.PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS,.' ' ... " "'.. .. ....... -.;..:....... �," ,r.. •"••. I• •_, ,,_-, 11•�•.I '-'...( ...•',..'.1 .,•� ..'& t·,• ..-• <1..•• "1/•.. �."•l �I!� J.� ,�, .," ... _''f ..'.sI6 \ ..� ..� •••• -..i• •tit II.-, ..•�•1 , ....( ...••� •� I·s :• .'-• ,19••\ ,• ,_�� "•�,I'; J� ,"'.�e, .,� "-_''1lr.: THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 26, 1916 •OPINIONS ON PLA IS OF THE WEEKCOHAN'S GRAND OP.ERA HOUSEMAY IRWIN AND COMiPANY IN"33 WASHINGTON SQUARE"By Howard Mumford Jones.Being accused by The Ca:p andGown of a certain lugubriousnesswedded to what is delicately hinted atas an undue tendency toward high­browism and dray-rna, let me makeit perfectIy plain at the outset thatthis [s a funny show. It is not anamusing farce, nor a witty comedy, itis what I have called it, a funny show.There is a plot, which nobody paysmuch attention to; there is even a vil­lain who succeeds in getting shut upin a folding bed; there was, on theevening I attended, an ingenue and ahero, but I daresay they have entirelyfaded off the stage by now. Variousother minor and unnecessary personswho pretended to nave something todo with the mechanism of the playcluttered up the stage from time totime, but May Irwin usually got rid ofthem and proceeded with the funnypart of the show.N either is "33 Washnigton Square"a type of what I may call the acro­batic farce. The acrobatic farce, rep­resented now at the Cort by "A Pairof Queens", consists, as I understandit, in fhe swift procession of personsacross the stage, as in a movie chase,and in the hauling of policemen upand down in dumb waiters. Therewas in "33 Washington Square" occa­sional exhibitions of rapid transit; onegentleman, as I have said, got himselfshut up in a ,iolding bed, and MayIrwin-whisper it not in Ascalon­once lay down on an orange. Miss Ir­win it will be remembered, has an ami­able outline, but the orange failed tofind a satisfactory lodging place, tothe delight of the shrieking audience,and What is technically known assome hot stuff ensued. These were'.',,'eleven. May Irwin is one of the few per­sons on the stage who must be takenseriously as a humorist. We havecomedians, of both sexes, in plenty;we 'have character actors in :plenty,and the farce is safe in the handsof Taylor Holmes and his confreres.But Miss Irwin belongs to that smalland gifted group of people who arefunny whatever they. do or say. Ifshe stands in the middle of the stageand announces, "It looks like rain",the audience is prepared to split itsside. This ability is either a greatgift or a regrettable lack on thepart of the audience, but with MayIrwin it is a gift. She has a drolla distinct and a vivid personality, andto write plays for her is at once themost easy and the most difficult'task in the world.The only member of the cast whoshone with particular splendor wasDonald Meek in the double role ofclergyman and thief. His shifts fromcharacter to character were quick,dexterous and able. He refused tolet the star dominate him, and hewas the only member of the party\\'110 succeeded in that attempt. Wherethe management got the Eiffel-towerboarding-house keeper, or how theydress her up is an insoluble mys­tery, but in the brief periods she hason the stage Julia Ralpher-s-goes along ways toward keeping her mem­ory green. The rest of the playersare uniformly undistinguished; but aword of sympathy must be' givenFrances Gaunt in her ungrateful roleas Mrs. de Peyster. The Mary -Mor­gan has a most unpleasant voice, and:being otherwise mediocre, fails toexplain -why Jack should .fa11 violent­ly in lov� and be cut off with a shill­ing.I should like to have an amendmenttectives, but the one or two I havemet are uniformly soft-spoken andpolite individuals. But on the stagethey seem to become suddenly in­fected with bad manners; you canalways pick them out by three facts:they keep their hats on in the par­lor, they gesture over their rightshoulders with the thumb; they speakrudely in a bold, bad voice. Theprincipal characteristic of the stagepoliceman is somewhat similar: hehas always been roiled before hecomes on the stage-I presume bythe manager-and his temper, whenhe speaks, is uniformly bad. Whenthere arc two of him, as in this play.he-they invariably seize the victimby both wrists and dragged him vi­olently round and round. In otherwords the stage detective, whoseprincipal business is to conceal hisidentity, is always known the mo­ment he steps on the boards, and thepoliceman, the guardian of the law,acts like a wild Indian.But what I started to say wasthat "33 Washington Square" is acorking good show. B. E. Snyder & Co.GOLF ACCESSORIESLESSONS LOCKERS REPAIRS SPORTING GO'ODS1558 EAST SIXTY-THIRD STREETTel. 4800 Hyde ParkEnd of S. S. 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This is as it should be. cog-wheels in the performance, andW!Ule Mr. LeRoy Scott displayed a they are about as unlike officers ofcertain adroitness in the construe- � th I th iversit . Iik. . .' e aw as e umversi y army IS I etron 01 what play there was, It was the regulars. I never knew many de-not of that surpassing dexterity whichbring the audience to the edge of theseat, The play was the frame of thepicture and while deserving of someworkmanship, it should not detractfrom the portrait to which it is but adecoration. Recognizing that it is dif­ficult to get much of a frame aroundMay, the author wisely contentedhimself with a neat and simple border,and let May do the rest.As I came out of the theater, Iheard one woman say to another,'�Wbr, she talks just like my auntl"This is 'May Irwin's great secret, thatshe talks just like anybody's aunt. Ido not know whether the aunt takeslessons under her, or whether she hasmade extensive studies in aunts-a laHenri Fabre (high-brow stuff, kid !)­but such is the case. I, too, had anaunt that talked like May Irwin. Ofcourse, if you live on the North Shorewhere they do not have auntsv.you willnot be interested in '�{ay's perfor­mance, but if you are normal and liveon the west side or the south, youwill take your own aunt and pre­pare to laugh from half-past eight to FOR MEN'S STYLISH HABER­DASHERY SEEE. H .. WEAST145. EAST FIFTY-THIRD ST.Shirts Made to Order $2.00 to $18.00C. J. BIERMANDruggistCor. Univerwity Ave. & 55th Street1132 E. 55th St. Phone H. P. 429DIDECK BROS.Fine Merchant TailorsSuits and Top Coats $25.00 UpSuits Pressed 3Se. Phone Midway 9596Two Doors East of University Ave.,On 55th Street.Classified Ads.Five cems per line No advertise­ments received for les. than 25 cents.All clas.ified advertisements must b.paid in advance.FAST, POWERFUL FIAT CARwill sacrifice for quick cash sale.Address Box 108, Faculty exchange.PRIVATE LESSONS IN DANCINGMiss Lucia Hendershot, studio1541 E. 57th S1. H. P. 2314.Class on Mondays at 8 p. m. Opento new members at any time.su�nllER WORK FOR STUDENTS-�lake enough money to pay yourexpenses for next year. Not aworn out canvassing article, but anew proposition with REAL mer­it. \Vrite at once to arrange. forterritory. Dept. 56. J. E. GILSONCO., PORT WASHINGTON,WIS.Greenwood Holds Dance.Greenwood hall will hold a dancetomorrow night.Law Association -to Meet.The University of Chicago LawSchool association will hold its an­nual meeting and banquet Thursday night at 6:30 at the Hotel LaSalle.Harry Olson, chief justice of theMunicipal court, will be the princi­pal speaker,Phi Psis Give Danee,Phi Kappa Psi will give a dinnerdanee Monday night at the Midlothi­-an country club. Plan Thirty-One "Trips.A tentative program of thirty-onetrips for the Summer quarter has beenarranged by the University Y. M. C. BONWIT TELLER �CO.f7�c5pcda1[y61zop;Y0rf:Ju1�fifTH AVENUE' AT 38nf STREETNEW YORK"Jeune Fille" Blouseste crepe."Genee"--Collar, cutIsand revers are edged"'!ith Plcot frllls. Inwhite or flesh Georget-5.50Straw turban 'Withcrown of roses - inflesh, white or coral12.50''Villars'' - Sports,blouse of flesh ormaize crepe de chine'Piped with white orall white. 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"Red WiDg" Grape Juice Genuine, OId-Fuhioned CandyMakes his ice creams and candies a little betterthan most, as good as ally.You'll see people you know-you'll enjoy what Williams serves you55TH AND UNIVERSITY AVE.The Beauty of its Surroundinqs Is One of the Chief Charms of the-Hotel Del PradoSituated on the Midway Boulevard, right at the entrance toJackson Park, which overlooks Lake Michigan, and adjoins theChicago University on the West. .The most elegantly appointed,beautifully arranged Hotel in Chicago-where the Tourists, Tran­sient and Permanent Guests may peacefully rest, free from thedirt and annoyance usually found in the downtown hotels.Transportation, the Illinois Central Railway. Time, downtown,12 minutes.The house has a front of 700 feet: has 400 rooms with access toprivate bath.Send for descriptive and illustrated booklet.H. H. McLEAN, Manager...CLVETI" PEABODY & CO .• IN(;' r ;Jlalurl. TROY. N. Y.;t�I�f�r.1 •GordonThe college man's shirt. Well made offine white Oxford. Cut in patterns thatassure perfectly comfortable fit. It is anARROW SHIRTIf you will compare the work ofThe Hammond T ypewriterwith that of other typewriters you willsurely purchase a Hammond.The Most Simple TypewriterThe Most Durable Typewriter"HAMMOND"Think of it! All different styles of typeall languages, and special typefor special work, such as chem­istry, Mathematics etc. on one type­writer. Type can be changed in FIVESECONDS. Sign the attached couponand mail it to us and we will sendyou literature telling you all aboutthe new Improved ' Model MultiplexHammond Typewriter!THE HAMMOND TYPEWRITER CO.i89 W. Madison St., Chica.o, III.You may send me. without obligation on my part. descriptive literature as'weD as prices toltudnts on The Multiplex Hammond Typewliter.), ..., _ ... , �:_," A� r.. .,;. .... MAROONS MEk'ILLINIIN IMPORTANT CON�EST·1 GO HOMEVia the railroad that can offer you the most in scenery andservice. The line of superb trains, convenient schedules, cour­teous employees is theC. & E. I. - FRISCO ,, � \�'It .:Victory for Chicago Tomorrow WillPut Page's Nine in .Running­George to Oppose Gunkle or Halason Mound.Illinois still maintains a big leadover the other Conference nines. Chi­cago's only hope of staying in therace lies in defeating Illinois, Ohioand Purdue in the remaining gameson the schedule. With a clean sweepof these games, the Maroons wouldbe in second .place, one game behindthe l llini. Unless Coach Huff sanc­tions the playing of the postponedChicago-Illinois game there L" :10change of the Varsity tieing for thechampionship,Coach Page has written to Huffrequesting him to allow the gameto be played In the event that thesanction is granted the contest willprobably be decided Monday at Ur­bana This would be the only dateavailable since the examinations atthe downstate institution begin thelatter part of the week A similarcase occurred in 1913 when Chicagoled Illinois by a half-game. The finalgame was scheduled on Stagg fieldand despite a driving rain which madethe field unfit for play, Coach Pageinsisted that the game be played, andthe Orange and Blue squad capturedthe game and championship. IfPage had allowed the game to becalled off the pennan t would havegone to his team.The game with Illinois tomorrowafternoon at 3 on Stagg field will de­finitely decide whether it will be nee­cssary to play the postponed contest.A defeat for the Maroons would putthem out of the running George wiItprobably be selected to attempt towrest the title from the Illini, andl.le will be opposed by either Gunkleor Halas- G�nkle' has worked inthree games against Chicago, two ofwhich he lost and the third was atie. Halas pitched in the memorablegame in 1913 and proved invincible.SLACK WIRE ARTISTSON CIRCUS PROGRAMBoy Scout Exhibition to Open Affair-Twenty-Five More ClownsNeeded.Two slack wire artists and twomarvelous rope throwers are prom­ised as features of the University cir­cus to be held Saturday afternoon, June3, on Stagg .field. The complete anddetailed program "ill be announcedTuesday. Chairman Moore said yes­terday that Arthur Hanisch had beenplaced in charge of the clowns forthe affair.The cups that will be awarded toithe funniest clown and to the frater­nity giving the best sketch are ondisplay in the windows of the Press.Twenty-five more clowns are desiredby the committee. The circus willopen with a Boy Scout exhibition, aperformance by the gyrnnasvic team,and a race between three Ford speed­sters. to all pointsSoutheast, South and SouthwestSwift, comfortable trains to the south and southeast throughthe Evansville gateway.Fast time to the southwest via St. Louis.Let us quote you fares and give you complete information.J. F. GOVAN,General Agent Passenger Department108 W. Adams St. -Phone Harrison 5100Dearborn Station Phone Harrison 3690• All trains stop at 47th Street and Engle- J.wood (63rd and Wallace Streets) � �I",!� : ,\I'Sunday Popular at Kansas.Students at the University of Kan­sas are going to Kansas City in aspecial train to hear "Billy" Sunday.Seventy-five students have signifi.!dtheir intention of making the trip.Hold Conference on RelatiOM.A conference on international rela­tions will be held from June 21 to.Tuly 1 at the Western Reserve uni- 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111- -= --� .,,�(� IL= 'r--- -Hili 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 11111 III 11111111111111 n 1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiRayner, Dalheim & Co.MusicLithographersPublishers of this year's Blackfriars' Scoreand New UniversitySong Book.376 West Monroe Street .. , ' .•Any time is the right time for a glass ofMorning. noon, or night-!or a thirst-quencb ... orjust for a delicious healthful beverage-you will fiDel• new pleasure in every refreshin& &lass.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111- -- -§ Fritz Schoultz & Co. i- -- -E Supplies the Best Costumes For Ail Purposes �- -:: 19 W. 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