-,),Vol XIV. No. 119. _ ..&� rat aroonUNIVERSITY OJ' CHICAGO� FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 1916. tPrice Five Cents.Thirty-three instructors from otheruniversities will be added to the fac- .ulties of the colleges of Arts, Litera­ture and Science for the Summer.Nineteen professors, six assistant pro-fessors and e�ght instructors are in:'eluded in the, number.The list of professors is as follows.Elliot Backwelder, professor of Ge-"ology, 'University of Wisconsin; Teachers and students' from theCharles Ellwood, professor Of Sociol- fifty-seven secondary schools will 'vis-ogy, University of Missouri; Alfred ,it the campus today for the' fwenty-Butler Brothers evened up the se- Churchill, professor of the History eighth educational conference of theries with the Varsity yestcrqay af- and Interpretation of Art, Smith Col- University, Almost all of the Univer-'ternoon when they took a six inning lege; Arthur Fairchild, professor of sity buildings will be utilized in, thegame played in the rain, 7 to 5. Chi- English, Unjversity_ of Missouri; Al- accommodation of the guests, Thecago started out with a four run lead bert' Guerard, professor of the His- Reynolds club and the League roomsin the third but the commercial league tory of French 'Culture; Edwin Hol- will be open all day for the conven­nine found Larkin in the fourth and ton, professor of Education, Kansas ience of the visitors.tied the score. They secured four State Agricultural College; Henry The conference will open with ahits from Page's twirler and while Lancaster, professor, of Romce meeting of administrative officers thisthey were getting these; someone Languages, Amherst College; Harry morning at 11 in the 'Reynolds club• else got his watch. The details of the Millis, professor of Economics, Uni- theater. Qualitative standards infourth inning are appended elsewhere versity of Kansas; James Montgom- high schools and colleges; the generalbut the watch mystery deserves space ery, professor in Old Testament-Lan- subject of the entire conference, will Glynn. Gives Address.here. The watch was a recent pur- .guage and Literature, University of be discussed. Profs. James B. Angell, The subject of -the fourth sessionchase and when last seen dangled at Pennsylvania; Robert Park, professor- and Charles' H. Judd will present the was "Vocational and Continuationthe end of a gold chain in Larkin's ial lecturer in Sociology; Willis Par- topic of elementary and advanced high Education." Frank L. Glynn, of thevest pocket. The vest was still hang- ker, professor of Philosophy, Po- school courses. � State Board' of Industrial Educationing in the locker room when Larkin mona College; Clyde Ruggles, pro- Hold Reception at 12.30. of Wisconsin, opened the meeting withentered ona run after the fourth in- fessor of Economics, Ohio State-Uni- Hamilton Walter, Garrett Larkin, an address on "Vocational Educa-ning but the watch 'was gone. versity, Frederick Shipley, professor Paul Russell and Rowland George tion and' its Relation to UniversityChicago scored in the .seeond in- of Latin, Washingt�n Uriiversity; Extension." The second address t)f. . will constitute the quartet to sing at ...ning when Griffin hit and�oughton� Edward Spaulding, professor of Phil- -the :sociaJ...:..assembly ',at>12:30�'c)D the' .the ,session ,wrui;."UIiiversity ,-Exten-_ advanced him with· a bunt...BOtb;._mzi-, ;osophy .. �rall(h·Stan:ford-'�-:�ior·"Urii- second floor 'of the Reynolds club. sion and Keeping Abreast in the<. ners 'were srl-;'� H�it ftied' out' but ·versity; Edgar -. �ft, 'professor of • '. ', Teaching, Profession" by James C.'The members of the Order of the Iron,Larkin scored Griffin with a pretty" 'Education and Psychoiogy, Washing- 'Mask will ;:h&� charge of th� affair Egbert, director of Extension Teaeh-"single. Larkin started for Second I ton- Unjversity;' Arthur, TrOwliridge, : and will act ats a reception committee ing. at Columbia university.on -the first 'ban 'pitched to Cahn and: professor' of Geology, University of .Th.e last section of the program. ', in cbnjunction . with a committee of '.drew a, th�w on which Houghton- Iowa; -Louis Weld, professor of Busi-women appointed by the _ Neighbor- �as a presentation .and discussion ofscored. Larkin reached' third on ness' Administration, in .Sheffield Sci- . the, general subjeCt; "The Possibili-." , hood club, .' . . 'Oahn's out but Cavin, broke up the entific school, Yale Univentity; and "We .wish to urge University stu- ties of Extension Service to Businessl "..,.. rally'by striking out. Ray Whitlock, proCeSSor of Geology, dents to attend the reception and to a�d Industry." Andrew H. Melville,Scores on, Wild PitCh.. U:niversity of' WisConsin. entertain the visiting high school men district representative of the exten.-S• A On L· t sion division of the University of" .... " Rudolp h. opened the third with a ' u:� re ,- IS. and women in every possible, way,"r . Wisconsin, spoke on the possibilities, "/�' single down the third" base' li�e. ' . The following are the assistant pro- said President Templeton of the ,Rey- h h -.' . t roug commercial clubs.1,1' _ George .walked and' Rudolph came fessors: Donald ,English, assistant nolds club ;)lesterday. "It i� a well-f ,. Preston Leads DiscuSsion.',;. L,' home on', Marum's hit. 'Griffin's sec- pro�es5<?r.of Economics, Cornell Uni- known fact. that more secondary, E. S. Mead, professor of Financeond hit ,sent Marum to third, from versity; Emery Hayhurst, assistant school men come to the University asat the Wharton school of Financewhichp iace'he scored .on a 'wild piteh; professor of Industrial Hygiene, Ohio a result' of this conference than_' ' and Commerce, of the University ofButler Brothers found Larkin in their State University; George Northup, from the interscholastic." Pennsylvania, presented the case forhalf of the, fourth' and three .hits and assistant, professor . of Italian. and The reception will be followed by. " the possibilities through direct teach-errors by Cavin, Rudolph ,a�d Lar-. Spanish, University of ,Toronto;. John' a luncheon for the visiting high ing. The general discussion closingkin resulted in four runs and Larkin's Nortonvassistant professor of Chem- school 'principals,: teachers and stu-, � . , the meeting was led by Charles H._ discovery of ;the thert. ' isttT of Sanitation, Massachusetts dent competitors at 1:15 in Hutchin- Pre "- ston, assistant professor of Eco-Gerdes d id not find .it any easier Institute of Technology; Arthur Ran- son -eafe, At die sante time a lunch-, nomics at the University of Minneso-sailing' than Larkin. The 'first' two urn, assistant professor of Mathemat- eon for administrative officers will bebatters greeted him by- singling and ics, Cornell University; and William held in Lexington 14.' The first event tao, ,. . " The fifth session of the conferencetwo errors gave the VI.' sitors three W oodhear, assistant professor of in the afternoon will be the prelim-Greek, University' of Alberta inary hearing ot recommended sen- will be held this morning at 9 in "theRosenwald auditorium ,room. DeanThe instructors are: Emery Balduf, iors of co-operating high schools in J.ames Hal-dy Ropes,. of Harvard' uni-'instru�tor in German,' Carleton CoI- the eighteenth annual contest in �b- versity, will be, the chairman. F. R­Iege; Thomas Billings, lecturer in' _ lic Speaking at 2:15 in Kent tbe-• to- Hamilton, of the University or' Kan-Classics, Wesley College, University ater.sas, will preside at the final meeting'of Manitoba; Ali�e Braunlich, instruc- A list ·of assistants at the Public to be held this afternoon at 2 in thetor in Latin, Frances Shimer Acad- Speaking �nd Reading. contests this City club. ', emyj Wilbert Carr, instructor in Lat- afternoon and evening follows: Louise Schools Represented.in, University 'High School;' Charles Agar, Marion Llewellyn, Elizabeth The following universities and col­Dines, instructor in Mathematics, Walker, Buell Patterson, John Slifer,, leges have representatives at the con-Dartmol!th College; Lucy Driscoll, in- Percy Dfake, 'Charles Breasted, Car- vention: Columbia, Harvard, Indiana,structor in the History of Art, Chi- !eton Adams, John Gl,erin, Miltoncago; Robert Keeton, instructor in Coulter, Frank Pershing and John Iowa State, Pennsylvania State, StateUniversity of Iowa, California, Chica­. Physiology, Northwestcrn University; 'Bannister. A list of ushers was ap� go, Colorado, Idaho, Kansas, Michi­and John .Key, instructor in Anatomy, pointed yesterday by the Neighbor- ga� Minnesota, Missouri, North Car-Crei�hton Medical College. hood club. Philbrick .Jackson will olina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Pitts-School Adds Six. have charge of the Public St>eaking burgh, South Carolina, South DakotaThe school of Education will add contest. The Reading contest will Virginia, and Wisconsin. . ,be in charge of Dunlap Clark.BUTLER BROTHERSTAKE ABBREVIATEDGAME DURING, RAINCommercial League Nine .EvensSeries With Varsity By7 To 5 Score.I, FIND LA�IN IN THE, FOURTHl\faroon Pitcher Not So Fortunate AsHe Cannot Find Watch-Di�.oversTheft After Leaving Mound.,\11./, I.,(Continued on page 4)..... WEATHER FORECAST.91f1dy and Cooler today with mod­era.t\ \ n.ortheast winds. Saturday fairand �.omewhat wanner, .�: BULLETINToday. '!he Twenty-eighth. EducationalConference.German C.onversation elub," :45,Lexington 14.Reynolds club dance, 8, Reynoldsclub.Soci.ology club, 8, Lexingt.on 15.T.om.orrow.Meetings of University Ruling bod­ies:Faculty and Conference of the Div­inity school, 9, Haskell.Faculty of tlte Colleges of Arts, Lit­erature and Science, 10, Harper M28.Faeulties of the Graduate schoOlsof Arts, Literature and' Science. 'II,Harper M28. •'.., Neighborhood Club To Assist in Re­ceiving Visiting Students-Judd.To Give Address. ..BRILLIANT ·REBUTIALGIVES COLORADO MEN'UNANIMOUS DECISIONEdward McBride And BryantSmith Debate Against EdwinWeisl And Louis Balsam.UNIVERSITY EXTENSIONBOON TO THE HOUSEWIFETHIRTY-THREE ADDEDTO SUMMER FACULTIES 57 SCHOOLS WILLBE REPRESENTED ATCONFERENCE TODAYDISCUSS Il\IMIGRATION TOPICContest Is First Test of Unde�gradu­ate Declaiming-Coach l\loult.onSatisfied With Showing,Brilliant rebuttal work gave thenegative University of Coloradoteam a unanimous decision over theVarsity in the debate held last nightin Mandelt hall on �e question: "Re­solved, That Congress Should Adopta Literacy Test for all European Im­migration." Edwin Weisl and LouisBalsam were the Maroon representa­tives against Edward McBride. andBryant Smith.,The Chicago case was based on' theeconomic' and social need for restric­tion of immigration; the literacy testbeing the proper means. The Maroonspeakers pointed out that such a testwould conform to the policy carriedout. by .the United States since 1880.In the economic argument, they citedthe high cost of living, diminis�ngreturns in agriculture, the conse�-tion movement and 'une�pf;�eilt as"". indicating the necessity for i-estric--',tion. In the social issue, they claim-ed that the illiterate immigra�ts railto become asSimilated. Tb� Westerndelegates had no construction but u&'·'ed exceptional delivery, coupied '�thexperience' in refuting, to good 8d�vantage. 'Dean Frank Justus Miller� p�es­sor 'of Latin, presided. .The judgeswere Judge William Cullen BumsProf. C. Martin Alsager and Dr. A.'H. Shearer. 'The debate was the first 'lost by the Universit� this, year.Moulton's men won the championshipin the. Central Debating league in)'anuary on both sides of the same­question. The contest served as theinitial trial of n.ndergraduate debat-,, ing. According to Coach Moulton,the work 'of the men was most en�couraging and augured well for nextyear. '.<:Augment List of Instructors in Col­leges- or 'Art, Literature' and Sci­enee for N�xt Quarter�Divinityand Law Schools Secure Two. System Best Means .of Carrying Edu­eation To The Home,' Says MissElizabeth Bohn-H.old Final Meet­ing of Convention Today.Greenwood C.oncert Tonight.•Miss Elizabeth Lang)�y and theresidents of Greenwood hall have in­vited students, ,and members of thefaculty to attend. a concert tonightat 8 in Gr�enwood parlors. The con­cert will be given by a chorus ofworking women under the direction ofMr. J. L. Cook.First Cabinet. To l\(eet.The first Cabinet of the Leaguewill meet Monday' at 3:30 in theLeague committee roomAnnounce Pledge.Phi Gamma Delta announces thepledging of Charle� Breasted� ofChicago.Junior CI;&ss Social C.ommittee.Administrative Officers To 'OpenProgram With :tWeeting ThisMorning At 11. University extension is the bestmeans of carrying education to thewoman of the home, according to' theopinion expressed yesterday by MissElizabeth H. Bohn at the fourtfl s�s­sion of the second" annual conferenceof the Nati,lal University Extensionaseoclatlon.. Reed Smith, director ofthe extension division at the U niver- 'sity of South Carolina, was the chair­man of the 'session."The university extension workerscan bring' into .'the home the love ofpure air and pure food," said MissBohn. 4'They can advance the scienti­fic household knowledge of the sphere.of the home. ''fhey will help to insurethe housewife's position in the mod­ern world.", Miss Bohn', who is prin­cipal of the school of' Home Eco­nomics, at Ohio Univ�rsity, s(pokeon "What University Extension'Means to the Economics of-, thehome."The Junior class Social committeewill meet today at 10:15 in Cobb 12A.. ..:. .. .,.......:: ...... ;.�� ... \, l , .... Itr ... ,p. _:'",.' .;_ .;,.,_J:'I'�.. / , ........ :-J: .. !I(!�,,� •._.. :,.;_� ;'.�',,: .... ��.. .t ... ! : . .,� ... ,.""'. �' ...... ��"'"..'".. :.. .....• s. •. .,.(.;J ,,, 7 .. ' .• �t,.. ...... ,�.::�� /. ," ' .. � '_ ._ ...... j " • • '. '... ., ,;�...r'.,.::. ••.. : � ...... � t \,_., � ,"'!"..... ...._y .... r_ �:"'�.. ' -+���o- '.. ; •• ..,:.... .,.' ;.�... """w : I�,..# •...... _�-: ...... ,_�,' �.\. ..IRON 'l\fASK WILL ENTERTAINthe following new membel"s to itsteaching staff: Percy Barker, exten-, sion professor of Agriculture, Un i­ve11lity of Missouri; Miriam Besley"head of the department of Education,State Normal School, San Diego,cal.; Arthur Dunn, director of Civics, ' Guides To Conduct Visitors.The program of the conference willcontinue with the prize scholarship ex­aminations at 2:15 in Cobb and thedepartmental conferences at 3. GuidesWin be furnished to the visitors be-(Continued on page 4.) Kaun Will Give Lecture.Alexander Kaun, '16, will speak on"The Art and Religion of Tolstoy andDostoyevsky" tonight at 8:15· in room612 of the Fine Arts building .. Hewill give a second talk on the samesubject two weeks from tonight.(Continued on Page 2),THE DAILY MAROON, . FRIDAY, AP!':IL 14, 1916. \Offici�l Student Newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago.Published morntue«, except Suullay andMonda,., durtne tot' Autumn, WIDtl'r andSpring quarters h,. Thl' D:tll,. llaroon st:ltr.F. R. Kuh Managing EditorH. R. Swanson News EditorB. E. Newman Athletics EditorA. A. Baer Day EditorH. Cohn Night EditorRosalind Keating Women's EditorAssociate Editors:Wade Bender Vera EdwardsenEntered as second-class mall at the Chi·cago Postofflee, Chicago, Hlluols, March1.3. 1008, under Act or �Iar('h 3, 18i3.Subscription Rates:By Carrier. $2.50 a year; $1 a quarter.By Mall, $3 a Yf'ar, $1.:!:i a quarter.• Editorial Rooms ....•..........•... Ellls 12{II nle l'ark �1!llTelephone. )!;(lw:ty fOtlBustness Otrlce '': . Ellis 14Telephone, Blackstone 2:i!l1FRIDA Y, APRIL 14, 1916.• cHE STOOPS TO CONQUEROR•BEYOND THE YELPSRespectfully Nickle-Noveled to the• Undergraduate Council.ByTHE DAILY MAROON'_ Chapter I. A Splinter of Glass.Garry Overton tenderly massagedthe muscles With which his great lar­ynx wa� overlaid, carefully kneadingeach vibrant, supple cord. ,�o thevery COre of his being was he thrill­ed, as he wrapped soft flannel abouthis priceless throat; for tomorrow'ssun would rise upon the supremetest of his athletic career.For seven Conference games hadGarry's cohorts, trained under hismegaphonic' guidance to the point ofmechanistic perfection, cheered theMaroons to victory over their envi­ous but softer-voiced rivals. But to­morrow-s-ah, that was to be the cru­cial &train. The Illini football teamwa� coming down like a wolf on thefold, and not only were their cohortsgleaming with Orange' and Blue, butBraxler, their cheerleader, couldthrow a double flip, dislocate bothhips and shoulders, simultaneously,and pirouette with equal facility up­on his toes or his ears. Only in the.department of vocal strength didGarry outmatch Braxler. There Gar­ry acknowledged no 'peers, Had henot earned his tuition by hiring him­self out to the iake steamers everysummer as a practicable fog-hom?To the average eye, Garry wouldhave presented a 'curious spectacle, ashe put the finishing touches to hisflannel throat bandage; for, over amouth which gave promise of the cav­ernous vocal passages' to the utter­ances of which it pennitted egress,was carefully fitted a Maxim silencer.He wore this as a concession to hisroommate, a pale youth, whose browovershadowed the rest of him in thegenerous way in which a circus tentcovers the center-pole. Garry's whis­per was plainly audible for two blocksunder a roaring L at noonday. With­out the silencer, his roommate nevercould have lived 'with him.Garry turned to his couch. Witha cry which tore its way raucouslythrough the laminae of the silencer, heelevated one loot and danced on theother.His iroommate protcstingly placedhis hands over his ears."What's thc matter, Garry?" heasked in an aggrieved tone. "Y ou'know how these interruptions annoyme."Angrily Garryfrom his face. tore the silencer "Matter?" he roared. "Who'sbeen dropping glass on this floor?Now I've cut my foot."A nervous attendant at the Homefor Incurables dropped' his tray ofmilk toast, and pedestrians on Sixty­third street stopped each other toask where the fire was."Glass T" asked Garry's roommatecuriously. "Glass? Here, let me seeit." • .He stooped to the floor and pickedup a smallish, curved, jagged splinter, or glass, one edge stained vermillionwith rapidly drying blood,Chapter 11. Into the Silence.Groups of students spoke in hush­�d tones as they moved. dazedly aboutthe "C" bench. Tragedy 'had over­taken the Alma Mater-black tra­gedy."l'ell me", whispered a newcomer,"has Pete Russell been declared in­e.ig ible ?""No such luck" was the' lugubriousresponse. "Garry Overton's lost hisvoice.""WHAT!""Fact," chimed in another. "Can'teven whisper:'"Dumb as an oyster," corroboratedone' of the mourners."Couldn't utter a blessed sound allmorning," added still another funer­eal voice,"How'd it happen?""Nobody knows. Johnson was giv­ing his throat a rub-down this morn­ing, putting him in shape for thegame, y'know, and it just happened.""Spiked! Dished! Cashiered!"the cries 'arose from all sides.One timid voice rose in protest."But the team-we sti]] have theteam, you know, and the Old Man andPete and Pat. We ma:f be able to ry's contortions, and reminded onestrikingly of a rheumatic cigar-storeIndian learning the waltz-canter.The Basketball Captain was haledto the front, despite his earnest andmuscular protests. After trying vain­ly to swallow his epiglottis, he placedone foot upon the other, buttoned andunbuttoned his coat, clasped his handsbehind his back, hastily unclaspedthem and allowed them to dangle athis side and finally said,"Aw!" ,'Dispiritedly the students filed outof the hall. But the Undergraduatecouncil was radiant."See", they said, beamingly to ev­erybody, "wasn't it great? We'llname the cheerleader every year from'among the four major captains.'Chapter IV. The Plot Thickens.Straining his vocal cords until itseemed that those mighty organswould snap, Garry tossed about onhis couch. He had tasted to .the low­est dregs the ultimate lees of bit­terness. To, ha ve failed his Alma Ma­ter at such a crisis, to. have givenway in the very hour of his proving.It was unthinkable.. What would Helen of Foster thinkof him? How she must scorn him!For two whole" months, he and Brax­ler had been rivals for the sopho­moric affections of the radiant Helen.Upon this very afternoon he was tohave proven to her his superiority ofhis charms over those of his rival.For weeks he had been secretly prac­ticing a head-spin which, he felt,would make him irresistable, andwould, in addition evoke cheers fromthe Maroon rooters which would lit­erally blast the Chicago team overthe Illinois goal-line. And now, thattender dream was shattered, its gos­samer fabric hanging in airy shreds.She would have eyes only for Brax­lcr's gyrations that afternoon. . He,Garry Overton, must languish alone,and rack his bones on the bitter tor­ture of a Hitchcock cot.lick 'em yet."Groans and hisses greeted this,statement,"Lick Illinois without Garry tole:d the cheering? G'wan, you're cra­zy as a grad. Why .they got a cheer­leader that can tie hisself into a truelover's knot and wave time ,with hisears! Where d'ye get that 'Lick 'ernwith the team' noise, anyway?" In one of the buidings of the Hullgroup, Garry's roommate, he of thebulging frontal bone and tender tym­pani, was gazing with lively satisfac­tion at a �t plymouth Rock roos-It was all too true. The roaringfount of Garry's voice had apparentlydried up at its source, and while theremight be cheering without Garry, andvociferous cheering, it would neverreally approach the timber attainedin the Reading Room of Harper dur­ing study hours. That was the idealfor which Garry had been striving. _Only one did not despair-Garry'sroommate who was working with fev­erish 'haste at the, laboratory. Hismaterials were a splinter. of glass,slightly spotted as with rust at oneedge, three fowls, four guinea pigs,seven rabbits, a pair of white mice,and eight test-tubes.Chapter III. Reprieve.For one brief moment during thatblack morning, a spark of hope waskindled in the breasts of the assem­bled 'students. The Undergraduatecouncil, as in every crisis, came no­bly to the front with the suggestionthat one of the four major captainsbe named as Garry's substitute.How bright is human hope, andalas! how soon destined to perish.A mass meeting was called at oncein Kcnt theater, The Baseball Cap­tain-the king of the Western Dia­mond-whose name had been shriekedat Garry's suggestion in unison froma myriad pulsing throats, came tothe front to lead a locomotive. Hismethod was unsuccessful, because, be­ing bashful by nature, when not forri­fled by the presence of a plentifullyI lubricated baseman's mitt, his meth­od of leading a chear was to effacehimself behind the piano, where hisblushes cast a roseate glow over thedim corners.The Track Captain was called upon,He tiied-give him credit, ye powersthat be !-he tried. But his gesticu­lations lacked the easy grace of Gar- ter."crow, plague take you, crow!" hecommanded the fowl.Obediently the bird, with a fewpreliminary flaps of its wings, openedits beak and emitted the cry which is. the immortal. heritage of every chan­.ticleer."I knew it," ,said the bulging-brow­ed one softly. "Urbana est delenda."Chapter V. From the Jaws of Defeat.To GarrY, �ill tossing feverishlyon his bed of nettles, a' wild hosan­nah of shrieks, followed by -the bel­lowed strains of "We're Loyal toYou" had just 'announced the thirdIllinois touchdown, when the swiftpattering of footsteps in the corridorheralded the approach of his room­mate."Eureka! I've got it! Limber upyour larynx, Garry, We're after D­linois." In his hand he held the hy­podermic needle with which he waswont to whip his lagging cerebrum torenewed efforts during the .pre-examdays when he burned the midnightMazda.He stooped swiftly over 'the .suf­ferer's couch. The needle flashed. Alook of almost incredulous joy sweptinto Garry's eyes.. "Thanks", he breathed, and the il­linois cheer which had begun to rattlethc windows • of Hitchcock stoppedshort, for the rooters had heard himbreathe."Out with you," commanded thesmiling roommate as he laid asidehis needle. "Some dastardly plotterfilled you fun of the germs of si­lence last night. The broken pieceof glass was a part of a culture,tube. I isolated' the germ and de:'veloped the antitoxin just shot intoyou. Now crow, plague take you, FOR' HEALTH AND STRENGTH, . Students ask for,h 0 R L'l C K' 5, the' Original M�lted MilkA nourishing and digestible food drink, sustaining and .invigorating,maintains health. strength and fitness. A complete food composed of clean.milk, combined with the extracts of wheat and malted barley. Splendidfor upbuilding the system.A Iso in Lundt Tablet form. plain or with .cocoa flavor, ready to eat. Atall dealers and fountains. 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WIS.BONWIT TELLER &'CO.D"h� cSp«iaf& c5hOP tf' 0'YuuJ/i�m .. �.FIFTH AVENUe AT 38TH STREETNEW YORKThe Esprit oj the CampusThe esprit of the campus-reflectedin gay little blouses for sports andcostume wear:-In the "Moquerie" of quaint tamsand Canotier hats for sports wear-in a new type of sports appareloriginated by Bonwit Teller &Co.:-In frocks for class and leisure wear,coats for campus and evening wear,and "Boutell" footwear origina­tions..Distinctive of Benzoit Teller (f Co . ..-This esprit of the campus in] ellne Filii: Fashions-Feminine apparel designed 'especially forthe girl i!t college.Whew, It's Hot!Let·s BO and Bet some' good old-, IWhen yOu·re hot and thirsty.or just for fun. ·there·. noth ..,inS comes up to it forOeliciourness and real �t.Demand the senuine bY full name­� c:ncounse substitution.THE COCA<OLA co.ATLANTA, GA,crowl" .4'Oh� Garry," sighed Helen of Fcs­ter that evening, "I ,didn't rea!.izewhat yo� meant to me, dear, until Isaw you do that head-spin. It wasnoble of you!" She spoke with -con­viction"Dearest" breathed GarrY throughthe Maxim �encer, "you are 'toogood. If I promise not to say· anoth­er word, may I remove this' il)femal"silencer t" ,A deep brush mantled Helen'scheeks, but )aer eyes were starry intheir darkness."Yes, Garry;' she whispered.THIRTY-THREE ADDEDTO SUMMER FACULTIES(Continued fro� page 1)Indianapolis Public Schools; CharlesMeek, superintendent of schools, SanAntonio, Tex.; George Whitcomb,Deputy State Superintendent of Pub­lic Instruction Concord, N. H.The faculties of the Divinity andLaw Schools will each be increasedby members. Those entering the Div­inity faculty are Francis Christie,professor' of Church History, Mead­ville Theological school, and Ozora.Da­vis, professor of Practical Theology, EASY TO SAVEAND WORTH SAVING.GET ONE OF OUR POCKET BANKSAND SAVE A DIME A DAV.Start a savings account with this oldestablished national bank.· The sav­Ings department occupies convenientquarters on the street level of ourbuilding. The banking hours dallyare from 10 a. m. to 3 p. m.,: Saturda,.trom 9 a. m. to 8 p. m.CORN EXCHA�GENATIONAL BANKCapital, Surplu. and·. Profita$10,000,000.N. W. �or .. La Salle and Adams Sta.Chicago Theological Seminary. Thenew men in the Law school will beLeslie Ayer, professor of Law, Uni­versity of Montana; and Joseph Bing-'ham, professor of Law, Leland Stan­ford Junior Universtiy.Harvard Team Beats 'Boston.The Harvard baseball team openedthe 1916 season by defeating theworld's champions, the Red Sox, in aone run shut-out. Mahan, football'Star, pitched for the university team �and held the champions to five scat­tered hits. bore"succeafter, '"t· TlAIupon�or 0Cohato dilert 1The.-:-._.respetheh"themetlhis 'nso faTher.stageexammen,not s:stuttievendainefinch'BlancAnd:timenlackplay,due omatic/' It!tineti. writeNoW-'..1,. , tastel� dram:how ta neiMr. !ter aThoDquestestlymode\ dealir,. � he �know"knowmoreitude�SoMcLaLau,]otherhere'eritlcditiesare qi.the �''Theing'o8id�menlight"inatecner, lthe 1Bil�yand t'lin ellsimul--CAP. ,�CaatJ�All"•,I\1.,'AllGOWJIprint:Castkannuling cwill }ticr 0beblsubseprintiies oiActbe Pll": II,t ,../' •• o..., "\' �I 'THE DAILY MAROON,. FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 1916.. ,I. THE·�.]HUBHenry C.Lyt_on, o SQDSN. E. Comer State and JacksonOPINIONS ON PLAYS OF THE WEEKJULIA ARTHURINTHE ETERNAL MAGDALENECohan's Grand Opera HouseBy Howard Mumford Jones.After reading several onslaughtsupon. that purple drama, the conduc­tor of this veracious column went toCohan's Grand to scoff and remainedto discover a peculiar respect for Rob­ert McLaughlin who built the play.The adjective is used advisedly-his�._.respect i� peculiar. For in spite ofthe happy thrust that dubs this. play"the eternal maudlin", it seems tome that Mr. McLaughlin has handledhis 'materials, directly, honestly, andso far as he knows at present, well.There are many things about thestage he has yet to discover; as, forexample, that prospe.rous city gentle­men, in answering the telephone, donot say "hello-hello-hello" in a kind ofstuttering and insane trill; nor iseven the upper-class of our demi-mon­daine so trippingly familiar with Bul­finch's mythology as the charmingBlanche Daumond is made out to be.And 'yet after acknowledging the sen­timentality and awkwardness andlack of' originality of much of theplay, I confess to a considerable resi­due of liking for it as a piece of dra­matic goods.I think the difference lies in the dis­'tinction between having a play to. write, and having to write a play ..NoW- t]le compiler of that elephantinebore,. Experience, having in mind thesuccesses of preceding moralities, andafter a .profound study of the public, taste in chorus-girls, constructs aL drama because he 'thinks he, knowshow to hit the public pocketbook froma new and unsuspected angle. ButMr. McLauihlin, as I conceive' it, af­ter a course perhaps under Professor,Tbo� and a careful study of .. thequestion of prostitution comes .hon-.estly to the conclusion that their.�is a''\' mode of action which win help us illdealing with, that evil. Accordingly� he �tes a play, not: because heknows. how, but because .he doesn't, 'know, bow; and the result is muchmore endull'ble than 'the �wdry plat­itudes of Experi'ence. "So I say I like 'the directness of Mr.McLaughlin's attack. As to Mr. Mc­',Ir IMu,hlin's skill as a dramatist I have� other and very different views. Yet� here' again, when various ,downtowncritics quarrel violently over 'the cru­dities of Mr.' MCLaughlin's play, theyare quarreling with him about entirel)?.the wrong things. They' forget that"The Eternal Magdalene" is the stag­ing 'of a, dream, that in dreams con­siderable liberty is permissible: wo-,men may enter houses under a spotlight,. Biblical pictures become illum­inated in most extraordinary man­ner, a' man's son and dau!thter -go tothe bad in' twenty-four hours, andBil�y Sunday be made to lead a moband throw stones. If' Mr. McLaugh­, lin chooses to tell his fable under thesimulation of a dream, that is his business; and it is foolish to expostu­late with him for canons that do notapply.In the second place, if "The EternalMagdalene" is mainly constructed outof characters we have met before, in­cluding the brusque business man, theerring son, the canting parson, andthe Pharisee, that can hardly becharged against Mr. McLaughlin. Hisplay is not only !1 dream, but a veil­ed allegory, and .the Scribe and thePharisee are eternal types, to' be dis­guised as the Reverend Smollet andJudge Bascomb. I do not mean thatSmoIlet, �ascomb et al, are convinc­ing dramatic figures; but I do wish toinsist that adverse criticism must bebased on other grounds.The grand flaw of The EternalMagdalene is its entirely negative out­come. 'We are' shown ,if not veryconvincingly, that a mere driving outof prostitution will n�t 'do, There,however, the dramatist leaves us;since the Biblical theme of the end­ing is hardly a program of social. bet­terment. He gallantly defeats thespirit and program Of one party onthe subject of vice, but leaves us withanother spirit but no program. Onecan hardly be expected to take the la­dies into one's home, in spite of MayorJones; not because they are bad, butbecause we are. The naughty chil­dren of the drama are the two minis­ters: no attempt to reform' whom ismade; the 'real difficulty in Mr., Mc­Laughlin's solution is shuffled cun-ningly away froll} us. 'Of the acting of this play it is suf­ficient to observe that Mr. Dresserwho plays the role' of Dan Burkeought to be introduced to a detectivein order to learn the rudiments of po­liteness; 'and that Julia Arthur, who'portrays the eternal Magdalene doesabout all w�th the role that she can.',Prodigious:: riverS , of":tears were weptinto 'bonbon boxes. Wednesday after-'noon; Miss Arth'ur's voice being thecause and fountain thereof. ,As a.symbolic figure' and as a fiUe de joie'she is much' more convlncing th1!n sheis as a parlor-maid; but parlor-maidsare seldom convincing anyway, so Idares_ay it doesnt' matter. Miss Ran­dolph, who presents Blanche Dumondp�operly interprets her character ina Pickwick ian sense; .a lady' with suchexqUisite hats, not to mention herprofound sOciological information, hastoo much good sense to remain a pros­titute. The rest of the caste is un-, distinguished and more or less com­petent.The Eternal Magdalene is not, agrcat play'; it is not even a good play.But it is an honest play, built for aparticular audience. Part of the slushthat encumbers it is' Mr. McLaugh­lin's fault, and part of it is the faultof the stage director. But if we aregoing to criticize plays at all, it iswell .not to criticize' them for whatthey are not, a fall8CY that seemsto have been indulged in with TheEtern'al Magdalen�. 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The latter is now on exhibi­tion at the l.Tniversity Press. • SENIORS. ELECT POET,mSTORIAN" ORATOR,DONOR, AT LUNCHEON The Athletic committee at Harvardbas re-engaged Percy Haughton, ashead ·football coach and Leo Leary asfield coach. Haughton is president ofthe Boston National league baseballteam for the coming year.WHITE WILL PREACH SUNDAYTufts,. Ruth Mannierre, Salisbury aDel. Regis Lavery Chosen-Linn andMoulds Speak.Bapt� Pastor Is President Of Moun­tain Workers" Conference.Ruth Mannierre was elected classhistorian, James Tufts class poet, aJtdRaymond . Salisbury class orator atthe luncheon of the Senior class heldin Hutchinson cafe yeste�y noon.Regis Lavery will- present the classgift.James W. Linn, dean of the Juniorcolleges and John F. Moulds spokeat the luncheon urging members' �fthe class to join the University Alum­ni aasociation. Applications for mem­bership are being circulated amongthe members.Senior Women Hold Party.A track meet will be among the at­tractions at the Senior womcn's partywhich will be held on Wednesday,April 19 at 3:30 in the Neighborhoodroom. Prizes will be awarded thewinners of the various events whichwill compose the meet. MarionMortimer is in charge of the party.The Rev. Dr., John White, willpreach at the University religiousservices, Sunday at 11: Dr .. White hasbeen past'or of the Second Baptist, church. of Atlanta, Georgia, since1901. He is president of the Moun­tain Workers' conference and first.vice-president of the- Southern Socio­logical congress. He was presidentof the Georgia Baptist Board of Ed­ucation in 1909, and has done muchwork)n lessening the antagonism be­tween the colored and white races inthesouth.Dr. White is a trustee of the South­ern Baptist Theological seminary,Louisville, Kentucky, the GeorgiaBaptist Orphan's home, and MercerUniversity, Georgia. He is the au­thor of "My Old Confederate","Southern Highlanders" and "The Si­lent Southerners." Nebraska Alumni Hold 'DinneJ'.The Chicago alumni of the tJ:niver­sity of Nebraska will 'give tbeit:, an:"nual banquet Apnl 27 at the :Mamil­ton club. Plan,s will be made tostart a Nebraslar-Notre Dame footballgame this fall in ChiCago.Reynolds Club Dance Tonight.CAP AND GOWN GOESTO PRESS TOMORROW_ in this year's volume. In place of theusual listing of honors, there wiII bea Senior directory in the back' of thebook, giving briefly the main inter­ests of each member of the class.Brief sketches of the department ofArts, Literature and Science, the Div­inity school, the Law school, the Med­ical school, the school of Education,and the college of Commerce and Ad­ministration with pictures of thedeans at; their desks, will be includedin the annual. .Coach Page has written the ac­count of the baseball trip to Japan,which is profusely illustrated. Twopaintings in four colors will be fea­tures of the book. One picture de­picts a window in Mandel with a viewof the campus, and the other is afanciful painting of Harper by moon- The Reynol6s club will give its firstinformal dance of the quarter to­.night at S. Lewis Fuiks, will furnish'the music.Castle-Pierce Company Will PrintAIm .. al-Coach Page Writes OnBaseball Trip.-'•Sign Petition For Rifle Club.All copy for the 1916 Cap andGown will be 'in the hands of theprinters by tomorrow night. TheCastle-Pierce company will publish theannual, and the Electric City Engrav­ing company of, Buffalo, New York,will handle the engraving. The num­tier of books published this year willbe based solely on the number ofSubscriptions received before theprinting of the book, No extra cop­ies of the annual will be issued.Activities. of the seniors will notbe published with the senior pictures Fifteen' students have signed the• petition to form a University rifleclub. Many other universities andcolleges have such organizations.Purple Students Fuor Hadley.I 7' To Visit Wagon Works.l Achoth Club Will Meet.In the mock national Republicanconvention held at Nonhwestern uni­versity, Hadley of Missouri, .led thepresidential possibilltic« with 571votes, Roosevelt was second with420. The Y. 'M. C, A. will conduct a fieldtrip to the We�r Wagon works ofthe International Harvester companytomorrow moming. The party will'Ieave Cobb at 8.The Achoth club will meet Mondayat 5 in Spelman house in Lexington.A dinner will be held in Lexingtoncommons and an initiation of newmembers will follow.•t • ..., ITHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRiL 14, 19is • ' ..._ASCHER'S FROLIC THEATRE55TH STREET AND ELLIS AVENUESunday, April 16CONTINUOUS 2 TO IJ. NO STOP FOR SUPPER.·ONE DAY ONLY! ONE DAY ONLY!Attraction Extraordinary!THE CELEBRATED STARSKathlyn WilliamsANDWilliam FarnumNOW APPEARING IN"The Ne'er Do Well"PRESENTED IN"THE SPOILERS"-Nine Wonderful Acts !THRILLI.NG ! POWERFUL! PICTURESQUE!THE MOST WONDERFUL STORX EVER FILMED.REX. B�ACH MASTERPIECE!The play that established unbroken records m its run atthe Knickerbocker Theatre, New York, and the .StudebakerTheatre, Chicago. •\MAtiNEEAdUl� 10 cents Childre� 5 centsEVENING··Adults, 15 cents Children, � centsSPECIAL MUSICAL ARRANGEMENTCLUETf. PEABODY & CO .• IN'-, MaUn. TROY. N. Y.GordonThe college man's shirt. Well made offine white Oxford. Cut in patterns thatassure perfectly comfortable fit. It is �ARROW SHIRTPhi Kappa Psi Pledge.Phi Kappa Psi announces thepledging of Robert Davies, of La­Grange, lllinois. Delta Upsilon Pledge.Delta Upsilon announces the pledg­ing or John Tinker and William Bur­l�y, both of Chicago. FOR DANDRUFF, SCALP TREAT­ments and Facial Massage, try our,Violet Ray High Frequency. Wespecialize in shampooing, Reducedprices to students. "LockwoodBelter SuitsFlann.els,•• !bE. o=nm. fMm.RRLY- 'r m�TI£'PRTIUfIE' (J.1lltH­E 1Rm-�.fN).Fm1S. 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Maru�'s hitscored Rudolph in the fifth and a. ral­ly was nipped �hen Hart groundedout.The box score:CHICAGOR H P A ECahn, 2b 0 0 2 2 0Cavin, 3b 0 1 1 2 1Rudolph, ss : 2· 1 2 2 3George, rf 0 1 1 0 0Marum, If' 1 2 0 0 0Griffin, Ib : 1 2 7 0 0Houghton, cr J. 1 1 0 0Hart, c 0 0 4 1 1Larkin, p 0 1 0 1 1Gerdes, p 0 0 0 0 0Tota] : 5 9 18 8 6BUTLER BROTHERSSullivan, 2b 0 1 2 0 0Scanlon, ss 0 0 0 1 0Harley, cf 0 1 1 0 0Dunbar, rf 1 2 1 0 0Cassidy, Ib ; 2 1 3 0 0Engle, 3b : 2 1 2 0 0Grinnell, cf 1 1 1 0 0Knitted MaterialsDockstader andRepublic Bldg.Cor. State and Adams Sts.Fringle, c � 1 0 5 0 1Stremmell, p 0 0 1 1 0, ,IBucholz, p' .: : 0 0 0 1 0,'Asmussen, c ..: 0 0 2 0 0Total �-:. _ 7 7.18' 3 1Summary-Two base hit, Dunbar.Struck out by ·Larkin, 2; by Strein­mell, 3; by Bucholz, 6. Bases on ballsfrom Larkin, 1; from Stremmell, 3;from Bucholz, 1. Hits oft, �rkin," in 4 innings; off Gerdes 3 'in' tWoinnings; off Stremmell 6 in 4 innings;off Bucholz, 3 in' two innings. .''57 SCHOOLS WILLBE REPRESENTEP ATCONFERENCE TOI)A Y(Continued from page 1)tween 5 and 6. The guides for bighschool men will meet in the Reynoldsclub at ":30. The list follows: Char­les Cottingham, Howard Tiffany, Ri­chard Gamble, Robert Dunlap,' Ed­ward Orr, Alvon Holden, Simon Ve­atch, Wade Bender, Miles Standish,Bryan Radcliffe, and Kurt Sharbau,Receptions will be given at 5 inthe Reynold's club and in Lexingtonhall. A "Sunset Sing" has been ar­ranged by the Neighborhood club.Tickets will be distributed at the ex­aminations and the Public Speakingpreliminaries for admission to thesuppers at 6 in Hutchinson and in thelunchroom of Emmons Blaine· hall.The University will entertain visit­ing principals and teachers at supperin Lexington hall.Judd Will Give Address.Donald Harper, John Nuveen andIcie Macey will act as time-keepersat the finals of the Public Speaking-'contest at 8 in Harper assembly room.At the same time the general session'of the conference will be held in Man­del hall. Prof. Charles H. Judd willspeak on "The Qualitativ� Definitionof School. Ceurses," I,']edroosquEnllegCICIprt'lxa,ancabl:• tesithelwitwe4.thr'Iineunduntjur�is 1cor,the. fielInf\\...·1 (thi�hallHegalMddai''plaSatIMc�'SeVaroit ,willto I1"ablCal.." .rr 4,'I,;� .,J ,". !rna:witthedoeintiRUIcusof1shomel,I. -,'1Jof'me:hitcdl:COltheinothabl-douthe,eyenee-out'Jpnl.," ,If", ,•• t.' ·1f· •