)-. \,at amenUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 5, 1916Vol. XIV No 57SENIORS DESTINED TOBECOME SOCIAL LIONS Priee Five Cent ..Additional impetus will be administered to the social program of thewell known Senior class during the "PASTORALE" IS CHARMINGWinter quarter. "Sixteeners" whohave been languishing for want ofamusement and occupation will find Qualities of Schumann and Bachtheir days crowded henceforth; to do Compositions Contrast-Brahmsjustice to the number and variety of Overture Teaches Lesson.events listed among the class' ac-tivities for this quarter would demandthat The Daily Maroon publish adouble-sized issue, omitting all advertising and devoting every em of spaceDean Wallace will take a part in Ato prospective senior affairs. mong"Culture C. O. ·D.," one of her two the social features is a leap-yearnew plays to be produced for the first party. scheduled for Saturday, Marchtime at the revival of the mediaeval 4, plans for which are as yet cloakedcustom of Twelfth Night tomorrow in mystery, but concerning whichand Friday nights in Mandel hall. significant; yea, astounding, hints areThe Twelfth Night supper tomorrow being droppednight at 7 in Hutchinson commons The beginning of the quarter willand the programs in Mandel are be- see the seniors ushering in an innoing given under the auspices of the vation in class activities. A new inUniversity of Chicago Settlement door collegiate sport will be introleague. .duced in the form of bi-weekly smok-Dean Wallace's two plays are en- ers t6 be held on alternate Sundaystitled "Soldiers" and "Culture C. O. at fraternity houses. In the age ofD." "Soldiers" is a tragic play based Homines Sapientes and of the Mod-upon realistic incidents in the pres- em Woman it is taking no undueent war. The story centers about a precaution to add that these Nicotinianyoung Englishman, Sam Baily, who is gatherings will be limited to men.declared physically unfit to enlist, and The first smoker is Sunday afternoonis left at home to watch- over his at 3, at the Meta Theta Pi fraternitybrother Henry's wife .. Henry, sent house, 5655 Woodlawn avenue.home on a furlough earned by con-spicuous bravery, learns - that his Back at 'Em... ·h. ---. r-- •• �. '. •. ..t.-._' _.w�� ._...,.. __ >_"t��ntinued .on pag� .�.) ....wife, Maggie, has been untrue to 1m, Not' .to -be outdone by the less ' "7-' _-- -- :-- .... -. _"-"'---pd�a���s�� ·d����s���.Sen�.� ====�'========�.==========�========Sam Plays Martyr. women will hold an exclusive partyWhen the police come in, however, Thursday, January 20, "exclusive" reSam declares himself the murderer ferring to the men. A tea for· alland convinces them of his guilt. Henry . members of the class is on the prothus is left to go back to the trenches, gram for J'anuary 30 at the Deltaand Sam is led. away to sentence, Upsilon fraternity house. Special perhappy in the knowledge of having mission has been secured for an insaved one soldier for his country. The spection of Ida Noves hall on the daypart of the weaker brother is taken of the tea, and the seniors will beby Ralph Benzies, '11; and the other conducted through a comprehensiveparts are taken by alumni or under- tour of the women's new gymnasiumgraduates connected 'with the Dra- and club rooms. February 9 is thematic club. Frank O'Hara, '15, is date set for a class dinner in Hutchcoaching the play. inson cafe, after which the seniorsThe second production is a social will attend the Illinois-Chicago bassatire centering around a scheme for ketball game in a body. A Val ensecuring distinguished guests of a lit- tine cotillion on February 12 will beerary or 'scientific sort for the newly- the occasion of abundant terpischorrich of Chicago. The daughter of ean revelry. The Phi Kappa Psi frathe owner of the agency for carry- ternity house will be the scene ofing out the scheme does not know of a tea on March 12.her father's interest in it and., think-. Arrangements have been made toing it an office devoted to traffic in erect a bulletin board in the corridor (Photo by International Film Servic e.)child labor, plans to have the police of COQb for the sole use of the Seniorraid it. class. It is rumored that the an-At the critical moment, the police nouncement-placard artist employedarrive to find the father rebearsing a at the Information office will be plaelittle vaudeville chorus, the Seven ed on both 'day and night' shifts inDarling Darlings. The interviews be- order to fill all orders for notices oftween the culture agent and the social Senior class functions.climbers wbo consult him give themost entertainment in the play. Allparts will be taken by members ofthe faculty or of the Women's Settlement league of the University. Theplay is being coached by Phoebe BellTerry, '10, a former prominent member of the Dramatic club.To Give Dance.The Twelfth Night supper will ac-company only the performance tomorrow night. Friday night willbe especially for students and a dancewill be given in the Reynolds clubimmediately following the program.Arrangements for three hundred havebeen made for the Twelfth Night supper in the Commons. Music, severalold English dances anti the burningof Christmas greens in the fireplacewill constitute the program.Tickets for boxes may be securedfrom Mrs. Andrew C. McLaughlin,(Continued on page 4.)EAT AFTER PERFORMANCEThree months' experience at posingDEAN WALLACE WILLPARTICIPATE IN ATWELFTH NIGHT PLAY ORCHESTRA PRESENTSMOST �ATISFACTORYCONCERT OF SEASONHow Can They Help it When theClass Program Contains Teas.Dances, Dinners, Smokers and aLeap- Year Party? IStock Plays From Bach, Mozart,Beethoven, Tschaikowskyand Schumann.Settlement League to Offer TwoProductions Tpmorrow andFriday Nights.Hold Dance for Students After Program Tomorrow-Second Playis Social Satire. By Frank M. Webster.The frivolity of vacation over, NewYear's resolutions all made, newleaves carefully turned over, sage andserious-minded we approached thefirst concert of the new' year undismayed' by the fact that the programcontained a Bach number and twosymphonies. We found our reward,however, for the program had a doubleadvantage. It satisfied our recoveredvirtue, and it tickled' our itchingears; for the Bach was the wellknown "Pastorale" from the ··Cr.nstmas Oratorio" and the symphonieswere Mozart's D major and Beethoven's No. 8 in F.·There is about the music of Bach,Mozart, and Beethoven a somethingwhich places one on his good behaviorand makes him try to live up to. it.The effect is much the same as thatof a new suit of clothes made by agood tailor or, I suppose, of a new ALFRED NOYES TO READFROM HIS OWN WORKSPoet Will Give Selections From Recent Productions on War Topics-.Proceeds of Lecture Will Be Usedfor Class Gift.The feature of the lecture to begiven by Alfred Noyes Saturday nightwill be readings by the poet from hisown works. Mr. Noyes will talk on"The Optimism in the Poetry of theFuture," The readings that he willpresent in conjunction with the lecture will be especially related to thewar, and will be taken from the recnt works that Mr. Noyes has written on war topics.The lecture will be delivered Saturday night at 8 in Mandel hall underthe auspices of the Senior class. PaulRussell is general chairman of theaffair. Harold Moore, Lawrence McGregor and Gifford Plume are chairmen of the arrangements, publicityand ticket committees, respectively.The proceeds of the lecture will bedevoted to a class gift to be presentedto the University early in the spring.The sale of tickets for the lectureis going well, according to reportsmade by Chairman Plume. Circularletters are being mailed out to holders of Orchestra association seasontickets and to the heads of the various clubs on the campus. Ticketscan be secured daily in Cobb hall orfrom any member of the ticket committee. Regular prices for the lecture are one dollar, but students maysecure tickets at fifty cents each.Continued �rom Page 3.From left to right:dolph, Cole and Page BACK FROM THE ORIENT.DesJardien, Kixmiller, Gray, Wiedemann, Ru-before the cameras of two continentsis plainly manifested in the abovepicture of the baseball team. Thephoto was taken in front of theNorthwestern station just after themen left the train last Thursday.Pat Page and Shorty DesJardiencan be seen displaying the goldensmiles which .have made their facesfamiliar to all the households in theOrient. Pat's easy manner which hehas learned to l')�sume before thecameras is only a result of his longyears of practice and so perfectly hashe mastered his individual systemthat he was a great favorite with allthe amateur photographers in everytown. By the tim� he reached Honolulu he had won such fam(; as to berecognized by the Honolulu Star Bulletin as the most photographed manin the world.,Stickers are Popular.An interesting feature of the picture is the fine collection of litho-WEATHER FORECAST.Cloudy and colder today with rain,probably turning to snow; moderatewesterly winds; Thursday fair withlittle change in temperature and gentle easterly winds shifting to thesouth...BULLETINi •TODAY.Chapel, the Senior colleges and theCollege of Commerce and Administration. 10:15, Mandel.Freshman Social committee. 10:15,Cobb SB.Devotional service, 10:15, HaskeD11.TOMORROW.Chapel, the Divinity school, 10:15,Haskell.Y. W. C. L,. 10:15, Lexington 14.1 graphing which the men collected ontheir baggage. According to one ofthe members of the team there wasgreat rivalry among them for thehonor of securing the most stickers.Several novel plans were introducedto win the honors. Eddie Cole tookthe lead by a sticker when he leftthe hotel in Manilla one night andwent over to the rival hotel in thetown long enough to get an unusualspecie from that hotel. In Tokio, Kixmiller bought another suit case at agreat bargain and had it labelled withsome fictitious initials, thereby securing two sets at every stop.Only six members of the team appear in the picture. Cavin left theteam in San Francisco and went immediately to his home in Texas andCatron "Vent to New Mexico. DocMcConnell dropped off the train before reaching Chicago and went hometo Sandusky, Ohio. Rolly Georgelingered on the coast for a few days,while Tiny Hart went to Kansas toreceive his Christmas gifts. TEAM MEMBERS TOSPEAK AT MEETINGTONIGHT IN KENTPlayers Will Give Complete Account of Activities onOriental Trip.JAPANESE CONSUL TO TALKClub Will Present Sword Dance -Hart and George to IntroduceNew Specialty.Coach' Page's much travelled baseball team will be accorded a royalwelcome tonight at 7 :30 in Kent theater. All the details have been arranged by the Undergraduate counciland Chairman Knipschild of the arrangements committee has promisedan interesting and varied program.While the meeting will be the official welcome to the team, plans havebeen made to have each member ofthe team take part in the program.Subjects have been assigned to various men on the squad and in theirshort talks on these subjects, theywill develope a complete account ofall the events during the trip. PatPage and Dolly Gray will summarizethe games played, and will give someinteresting facts concerning the popularity of our national game in theOrient.Consul to Give Talk.Japanese Consul Kumsu will becalled upon to give the Japanese appreciation of the trip and the Japanese club will present two of its members in the Kenjitsu, a Japanesesword dance. Norman Hart and Roland George will introduce their specialty. which they introduced beforeall the crowned heads of Montana,"California, Manila and the Orient. Inspeaking of .their art, the Tokio Advertiser said "Never have we seensuch cleverness nor heard sweeter melodies. These two American collegiansare even a little funnier off the diamond than on."Edward Kixmiller will speak on"Bam Storming in the WesternStates" and a "Study of the Exposition." Edwin Cole has been assigned to give an exhaustive accountof the Hawaiian Islands. Robert McConnell will tell about the social affairs attended by the team, andShorty DesJ ardien will describe theconditions in the Phillipine Islands.Coach Page has promised a greatfeature in an act which will be givenby David Wiedemann and Rudy Rudolph, the two freshmen who accompanied the team.DEAN LOVETT CLAIMS- OVERCROWDING CAUSESDEPARTURE IN RULESThe undergraduate colIeges of theUniversity are overcrowded, according to Dean Lovett who spoke yesterday at the chapel exercises inMandel. Approximately 1,700 students are enrolled in these collegesat the present time. Dean Lovett alsostated that the size of the Universitytoday has necessitated rules whichoften. to the students, seem to departfrom the principle of individual freedom in the selection of studies, whichhas always been connected with thespirit o� the University.Song Committee Meets.The Senior class song committeewill meet Friday at 10:15 in Cobb12A. ,.... 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Ellls 14Telephone, Blackstone 2591.WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 5, 1916WHERE IGNORANCE CEASES ITO BE BLISS.A professor in a Mid-Western stateuniversity, in a recent letter to TheNation, gives an account of an experience he met by' chance during hisroutine academic work. In one ofhis freshman courses, the class wasstudying Marlowe's "Hero and Leander"; the name Hellespont was mentioned and the instructor immediatelyassociated it with the present stageof hostilities in Eastern Europe.Quite casually, he asked his studentswhere Gallipoli was situated; none ofthem knew the location, and mostof them had never seen the word befor. Within twenty-six hours, theprofessor detected the same appallingignorance in three other sections offreshmen. A more advanced courseyielded two who had never heard ofGallipoli.This incident caused the instructorto search deeper into the uninformedminds of his students. He asked threesimple questions about the Balkans:the name of the commander-in-chiefof the French armies, the prime minister of England, the crowned headsof Germany. England, Italy, Russia,Greece and Serbia. The array of answers was ludicrous to a degree. Thename of General Joffre was spelt ' inten different ways; both Mr. Bethmann and Mr. Hollweg received military distinction; volatile Montenegrowas situated on the Black, Aegeanand Adriatic seas; Nish appeared infour nations; Venizelos was presentin the guise of Russian general,French officer and Spanish prime minister.The Chicago Tribune, in commenting editorially upon the professor'sexperience, cited the episode as anillustration of what students learn,or fail to learn, in American colleges;it was hinted that the instructor'sdiscoveries tended to verify the Europeans' accusation that our educationalinstitutions are simply stupid moneygrubbers.The Tribune, in its efforts to tracethe scourge of Unintelligence to itssource, has assuredly gone astray inits reasoning. To assert that universities have attained perfection in thedissemination of knowledge wouldobviously be an over-statement; butto lay the burden of the responsibility for the state of affairs depictedby the professor upon the shouldersof the college is a false conclusionand a rank injustice. The contributor to The Nation writes specificallythat in one of his more advancedclasses, there were but two who didnot know the location of Gallipoli.Evidently, the college career in thesecases had been efficacious. And itmust be remembered that the repliesto the xamination qustions were those" I,IIlf"�. of men and women who had beenin attendance at the university forless than one quarter; eonraquently,it was not the higher institution oflearning which had succumbed to theliteracy test, but the educational centers secondary to the college.' Theprofessor's results cast aspersions,not upon the state university of theMiddle-West, but upon the high andgrammar schools and the homes, inwhose environs the college freshmenhad been raised.It is a matter of conjecture as tohow many college seniors could passthe professor's test with a perfectgrade; but it is almost a certaintythat a career of four years as an undergraduate will not leave the studentin such abysmal ignorance as pessimistic editorial writers would haveus believe. In the college's everbroadening relations with secondaryschools, we should see to it that suchpractical knowledge as can be gleanedfrom intelligent perusal of the newspaper is part of the education of ourmatriculating men and women; acourse in enlightened reading of ourdaily journals and periodicals wouldindeed be an asset to the curriculaof preparatory schools. And the college will do its share in instructingthe students with a high schooldiploma in the interpretation and significance of the day's news. Providing the more elementary educationalinstitutions teach their pupils not todevote their newspapr reading to thesporting page and comic supplement,then the university, in offering suchcourses as commercial geography, political science and economics, willgive its students a sound basis forthe interpretation of world eventswhich are transpiring today. Perchance these "pernicious doctrines" do reach out and becomeknown to our democracy, perchancea mere statement of these appallingconditions now approaching those forwhich England bowed in shame duringand following the Industrial Revolution be made, perchance these mereDavids dare when given the opportunity to venture an explanation oftheir insidious society-wrecking tenets--then is when the "well organizedopposition" is called forth, then ourGoliath of the Phillistines arises, enters the arena. And when 1.t onestroke he would forever eliminatethese Davids still persistently floutingthe banners of Socialism and TradeUnionism. he falls. Then before hislast gasp has passed, your correspondent, Mr. Editor, attempts to act asarbiter. But .he immediately relegates the burden of proof to his opponent.Socialism is pernicious but it actspeacefully, thus becoming even moreinsidious; and it only fails to useviolence and terrorism for fear ofextinction, he asserts without proof.Name one socialist leader, pygmy orgiant, who has favored terrorism, Mr.Correspondent. Did not Karl Marxspend a large portion of his greatenergy and influence in opposing terrorism, whether in the CommunistLeague, the International Workingmen's association, or in opposition toBakounin, the father of terrorism?Some of us are not socialists, somenot trade unionists; but we QO inthe interest of fairness refuse to sitidly by while such wanton, intemper-.. ate attacks are made on these doctrines without even a hint or explanation as to why these principles are"pernicious," why -they are "terrible."Socialism or trade unionism mayormay not be just or timely. But theiradvocates at least fight in the open.with their weak as well as their strongpoints exposed; while the mediaevaltheorist continues his submarine warfare. staying below the surface wherehis egg-shell framework is pot exposed and where it may only carryon its sub-rosa propaganda."Red Blood." Even a King can't dictate whatyou should like or not likeIf it so happened thatFatimas were originally""Made and blended forthe King of Whatiz"would that fact prove thatyou were going to likeFatimu best ?It would Dot.Aman'ltaste is hiaewn,A cigarette that might delight some old potentate'spalate would Dot necel-'urily please you.'Thai's why WI l,a'VlFatimas up to your taste,But there is eomethingmore than good taste that• is mighty important to you.No matter how goodtasting a cigarette may be-it can only be the SENSIBLE cigarette for IOUif it is co 1DfO rtab II , too.Its pure tobacco mustbe cool and comfortabllto your throat at all times.And it must leave youfeeling fine and fit at theend of a hard-smokingday.Will it do all that?Then, it is the snuibhcigarette for YOU.FATI.VA.,wuIJ" o� Ci�tI""U A_rd,tIII" Gr""d Pro'.",. II" ,Ilirl.", a .... "d /r .... ",t� "'Uf NZlfr,tt, Iff flu P"""", .. • Polo/i.J"I,...""/'''H .. Il::x��i,..'H. 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E. �!!����E!ar��?���� floor It Telephones Randolph 1648-164)· L ; ; ): .Sigma vs. Sigma Nu.Saturday, January 15, at 3, PhiKappa Psi vs. Alpha Tau Omega andBeta �eta Pi vs. Sigma Alpha Epsilon.Monday, January 17, at 4, DeltaSigma Phi vs. Sigma Alpha Epsilonand Delta Kappa Epsilon vs. KappaSigma.Tuesday, January 18, at 4, PhiKappa Psi VS. Delta Tau Delta andBeta Theta Pi vs. Delta Sigma Phi.Tuesday, January 18, at 8, Psi Upsilon vs. Alpha Delta Phi, and ChiPsi vs. Kappa Sigma.Wednesday, January 19, at 4, DeltaUpsilon vs, Alpha Tau Omega andPhi Kappa Sigma vs. Phi Delta Theta.Thursday, January 20, at 4, DeltaKappa Epsilon vs. Sigma Nu and PhiGamma Delta vs. Sigma Chi.Friday, January 21, at 4, DeltaTau Delta vs. Delta Upsilon and DeltaSigma Phi vs. Phi Delta Theta.Saturday, January 22, at 3, PhiKappa Sigma vs. Sigma Alpha Epsilon and Psi Upsilon vs. Sigma Chi.Monday, January 24, at 4, Chi Psi J�.. �.I-COl\ll\IUNICATIONS(In vi�w of the fact that the communication column of The DailyMaroon is maintained as a clearinghouse for student opinion, The)Iaroon accepts no responsibility forthe sentiments therein expressed. Communications must be signed as an evidence of good faith, although thename will not be published withoutthe writer's eonsent.)Sub-Rosa Propaganda.To the Editor:In your communication column ofTuesday's issue· "A Reply to 4RedBlood'" was thrown out to safeguard the bulwarks of society, to prepare those of us "who have not madea special study of socialism" for thedire calamaties that await us if the"pernicious doctrines" of this terrible propaganda become realities.This being the time of calamityhowlers, abortive pacifist venturesand gloom dispensers, it is with openarms and penitent spirits that wewelcome our reactionary conservative perpetually addicted to "viewing with alarm." So much for our"embellishments," "hyperboles," and"intellectual gun-powder,'But your reactionary correspondent has sounded the warning, Mr. Editor. John Spargo and Sidney Hillman have enunciated their "pernicious doctrines"; their cohorts are silently preparing to destroy the wholefabric of society; they are urgingthat men and women shall not beforced down to a level with beasts;that they shall not be totally submerged beneath the flood of capitaland capitalism, that they shall notbe forced to exist on from two tofive dollars a week in sweated garment workers' shops merely that gluttonous capital may grow fat; theyhave in truth even the audacity tosuggest that every child be given achance to receive adequate nurtureand education and not be starved ininfancy. dwarfed physically, mentallyand morally in the factory, and robbedof equality of opportunity at everyturn in this maze of perfidy andgreed.Why? Because they have not those"God-given differences of mind andbody" so essential, so vital? FRATERNITY BOWLERSWILL START ANNUALTOURNAMENT TUESDAYInterfraternity Councll and ReynoldsClub Offer Prizes to Teamsand Individuals.Matches in the interfraternity bowling tournament will be held daily, except Sunday. in the Reynolds club,beginning Tuesday and ending Jan-.uary 25. The contests are to be heldunder the supervision of the Interfraternity council and the' Reynoldsclub.The fraternities are to be dividedinto four divisions of four each. Eachsociety will be represented by fivebowlers. The winning team will beawarded a banner by the Interfraternity council and the individualpoint winners will receive prizes offered by the Ryenolds club. Therules of the tournament can be hadfrom the bulletin board in the Reynolds club. The following is the division of fraternities and the schedule:Division. 1: Psi Upsilon, Phi Gamma Delta, Alpha Delta Phi and SigmaChi; Division 2: Beta Theta Pi, DeltaSigma Phi, Phi Kappa Sigma, PhiDelta Theta and Sigma Alpha Epilson;Division 3: Phi Kappa Psi, Delta TauDelta, Delta Upsilon and Alpha TauOmega; Division 4: Chi Psi, KappaSigma, Delta Kappa Epsilon and Sigma Nu.Tuesday, January 11, at 4, PhiKappa Psi vs. Delta Upsilon and BetaTheta Pi vs. Phi Kappa Sigma.Wednesday, January 13, at 4, PsiUpsilon vs. Phi Gamma Delta andChi Psi vs. Delta Kappa Epsilon.Thursday, Janury 13, at 4, DeltaTau Delta vs. Alpha Tau Omega andPhi Delta Theta vs. Sigma AlphaEpsilon.Friday, January 14, at 4, SigmaChi vs. Alpha Delta Phi and Kappa VS. Sigma Nu and Delta Sigma Phivs. Phi Kappa Sigma.Tuesday, January 25, at 4, BetaTheta Pi vs. Phi Delta Theta and PhiI Gamma Delta vs. Alpha Delta Phi.HARRY HANSEN GOESTO EUROPE TOMORROW · 1S'� Y01¥• 1 i.J�t.�wa. t. the 1�,�r- .one.The'1 Chic:iJ·If- W' .�. &12(TnCCylHarry Hansen, '09, will leave tomorrow for the Scandanavian countries, where he will act as official correspondent for The Chicago DailyNews. He will visit Norway, Swedenand Denmark and it has been rumored that he will take a short tripto Berlin; Hansen will return toChicago in March. TWH:NYO 1.GOf\'jAImodiSUCCIpoet·the j�r'��· ')'=-... _.. econtrav,desiiwhieI �oun• ArneIels,I'!�44DnsettiI' ::t1 whi(.., poen,\4 beliEPea(T1"]achiwritreadis gcom Ithe�thei:thisi are� ther theeneespir'DnoverTlary_ 20.MISNUMBERED INTufts Travels in EasiProf. James H. Tufts, head of thedepartment of Philosophy , is traveling in the East. He left the cityWednesday to attend the annual meeting of the American Philosophical association, of which he is president, inWashington. He will return to thecampus Friday.) _.,'., ,J.�-•. -a.'1I .l·STUDENTS!,. You Need aiypewriterI .j The Multiplex'I Hammond is the'I Typewriter es-� . peciaUy adaptedl' for college work.TflJo DifferentI Styles 0/ Type orLanguages arealways 10 the machine. "Just TurnI• the Knob" and change in �tantly from�. 1r- .one to the other.._. Writ. lor Catalo. antif: S".c:ial Propo.ition: \ The Hammon� Typewriter Co.�. NEW YORK�J Chicago Branch-189 W. Madison St.71'If, THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 5, 1916toThe University of Chicago-0-An Old, Strong BankResources $2,000,000.-0-It will be a pleasure to US; aconvenience to you; if you doyour Banking here.WOODLAWN TRUST& SAVINGS' BANK1204 E. SIXTY-THIRD STREETTHENEARESTBANKWHEN YOU FINDNOBODY HOME·YOU'LL KNOW THEY'VE ALLGONE TO THEPRINCESSTO SEE THE :MUSICAL COMEDYSUCCESS OF THE YEARPOP. MAT. THURS.BEST SEATS $1.00ALFRED NOYES TO READFROM HIS' OWN WORKS(Continued from page 1)Makes Living on Poetry.'IPlan Faculty Issue.The Faculty number of the Literary Monthly will be issued January_ 20.tED IN ORIGINAl �ILL ASSIGN PARTSFOR ENGT.ISH PLAYSTOMORROW AFTERNOONMaeldin May Be Coach.Department to Celebrate Shakespearian Anniversary-Manly Asks Cooperation of Entire UniversityStudents interested in taking partin the plays to be given under theauspices of the English departmentin March will meet tomorrow afternoon at 4 in the Harper assemblyroom for instruction and preliminarytrials. Parts will be assigned forthe "Second Shepherd's Play" and"Tbe Nice Wanton." Students whowill be unable to report tomorrowafternoon have been requested to sendtheir names and preferred roles toAssociate Prof. Robrtson, secretaryto the president. Only men will beassigned parts, as women did nottake part in plays in the olden times.Four mediaeval 'and Renaissanceplays will be produced about the firstof March in Mandel as a contributionto the nation wide celebration of thethree hundredth anniversary of thebirth of Shakespeare. The first play,known as "Sponsus," is a liturgicaldrama of the twelfth century and isthe story of the wise and foolish virgins dramatically presented by achurch choir.Dr. Brown in Charge.Dr. J. Lewis Brown, organist andchoir master of the church. of OurLady of the Sorrows, will producethis play with the assistance of themen of his choir. This performance,so far as it is known, will be thefirst in this country.The second play, the "Second Shepherd's Play," has, been shown onlyonce or twice in the United States.It is a mystery play, in which Mak,the sheep stealer appears in his comic,episodes. Associate Prof. Boynton willhave charge of the arrangements forthis sketch.A poignant little tragedy called"Nice Wanton" will make up the thirdpart of .the program. . This is aswiftly moving play and wilt give opportunity for clever' acting. Associate Prof. Boynton will have chargeof it.Tbe final number will be an Elizabethean Jig produced under the direction of Prof. MacClintock and MissHinman. The first and fourth partsof the program are already in preparation.Manly Sends Letter."Every effort will be put forth tomake the program an historic andartistic success worthy of the occasion of the University," says a lettersent out by Prof. Manly, head of theEnglish department, to the membersof the English faculty. "Special stagesettings and special costumes are tobe designed, It is anticipated thatthe revival of these plays will attract wide attention. That the expected interest in this hisorical program may be amply justified by itssuccess the enthusiastic co-operationof every member of the Universityis invited."24 Nations Represented.Twenty-four nationalities were represented among the delegats fromthirty colleges and universities whogathered at the ninth annual convention of the American associationof Cosmopolitan clubs during the holidays in Cambridge. The HarvardCosmopolitan club entertained the delegates.Society Meets Today.The Undergraduate Women's Chemical society will meet this afternoonat 4 at the home of �uth Victorson,5712 Maryland avenue. OFYear-End· ClearanceEvery Suit and Overcoat250/0 Off Regular Price.Many of the suits shown are skeleton lined and made of medium weight materials. These garments are cut from the verylatest designs and can be worn by the most critical dresser allthru the early Spring season.We are fortunate in having a number of very beautiful' overcoats left for you to 'choose from. Overcoats that are practicalfor business wear, many extreme cuts and a few heavy ulsters inplain colors. The buyer of an overcoat from this sale can thinkof his purchase as a real investment.Dockstader andTwo Engagements Ann�unced.• The engagement of Norman Harris,'17, and Josephine Rogers, '17, hasbeen announced. Announcement hasalso been made of the engagement ofHerman Stegeman, '15, and DorotheaWashburn, '15.Dr. Phillipson to Speak.Dr. Paul Phillipson of the department of German, will talk at themeeting of the German Conversationclub Friday at 4:30 in Lexington 14.Will TeD of R1I88ian Pnmnee.Mary Strotymsky will give a shorttalk on Ukraine, a province of Russia�at a meeting of the International clubtomorrow at 4 in Lexington 14.Score Club Plans Dance.Score club will hold its first danceof the quarter Saturday afternoon at2 :30 in Rosalie hall, 57th street andHarper avenue.Open Business Competition.. --Students desiring to try out for thebusiness managership of the Cap andGown have been requested to report'this afternoon between 1:30 and 2:30in Ellis 17.League Meets Tomorrow."Time-What It Takes and WhatIt Gives" will be the subject of thetalk which will be given by Dr. Theodore Gerald Soares, head of the department of Practical Theology, atthe meeting of the League tomorrowat 10:15 in Lexington 14. IN STOCKAlfred Noyes is distinctive amongmodem poets of the day for havingsucceeded in making a living out ofpoetry alone. His only diversion fromthe field of poetry has been the writ-II •. , ,1 ing of the life of William Morris, _ . and a few other prose articles upon'; subjects closely related to the poetry, : half of literature.\.! In pursuance of his plan to live. �l .. by writing poetry, Noyes has had to'1· economize in" many ways, and has. traveled but little. It has been hisdesire, however, to visit America forwhich he has an affection on manyI counts. He married in 1907 to an• American woman, Miss Garnett DanIels.. youngest daughter of the late.I' Colonel B. C. Daniels of the UnitedStates army.,/ One of the greatest of his poems,"Drake," is laid largely in Americansetting. But these things are nothingbeside the great vision of lasting fraternity between America and England,, ��. ,which enters into so many of his I John F. Macklin, football coach at"', �ms. W�� thi� fraternity, Noyes the Michigan Agricultural college, hasIt . ,H believes, mil begm the World of I been mentioned as a possible successorPeace. -to Juneau at the University of Wis-The London Times says of Noyes: consin. Definite action in regard to"Mr. Noyes has, we really believe, a new coach will be taken at theachieved the impossible. He has meeting of the board of regents when. written a modern epic which can be it meets January 16.read. . .. The air we are breathingis great air and political issues be-• •come for once eternal things. Andthey are given an eternal stage fortheir battle. Every where throughthis poem the big things of natureare with us-the air and the clouds,the dawn and the night, the sun andthe stars, above all the mighty presence of the sea. . .. The sea is thespirit that broods everywhere over'Drake' as the spirit of Rome broodsover the Aeneid" Council Meets Tomorrow.The Neighborhood council will meettomorrow at 1 in the Neighborhoodroom. 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P. :;286.FOR RENT TO LADY-BRIGHT,pleasant room, three windows, largecloset. 5705 Kimbark avenue, second apartment. FOR RENT-5761 Dorchester avenue,two rooms for housekeeping; frontroom and southern exposed kitchen.Steam; $5 week. Phone H. P. 69C0.FURNISHED ROOMS - STEAMheat, electric light; also two roomsfor light housekeeping. 5716 Kimbark avenue.International Club Meetinc... '" 14ORCHESTRA PRESENTSMOST SATISFACTORYCONCERT OF SEASON(Continued from page 1)/ dress by a fashionable modiste. Youmay not care for the "melodic line"or for the trimmings, but you aresatisfied that- it is the best of form.It is scarcely fair to close the comparison here--and, moreover, I shouldbe taken to task for so doing-forthere is a sturdy faith about Bach,a g-enial humanity about Mozart, anda "divine seriousness" about Beethoven which are in themselves uplifting. We can't help feeling good andbetter when we hear their compositions."Pastorale" is Charming.The "Pastorale" is a charming bitand comes delightfully either as anaftermath or as a foreboding ofChristmas. The D major symphonyof Mozart is a busy and a merry littlepiece, and the F major of Beethovenis short and as full-blooded as anything the master ever wrote. It isfilled with a zest for vigorous life,a masculine joy in overcoming whichis larger than the military interpretation sometimes -placed upon it. Idon't know why it is played so seldom. Does anyone? Mr. Stockplayed all three compositions with thebest of effect. The Beethoven wasgiven with a consistent virility, theMozart with bustle and animation,and the Bach with simple sincerity.There were other numbers. The"Andante Cantabile" of Tschaikowsky, which is guaranteed to pleaseany audience, pleased every one, andevery one smiled and wanted to hearit again. The "Dance of Nymphsand Satyrs" by George Schumann putbefore us an interesting modem, pagan pastoral to contrast with themore sedate, Christian pastoral ofFather Bach. It is neither praise norcensure that neither suffered from thearrangement.No Pressure Yesterday.,;" THE DAILY MAROON, W;EDNESDAY, JANUARY 5, 1916CAPTAIN GEORGE LEADSVARSITY TO VICTORYBasketball Quintet Defeat ArmourInstitute Fiv�econd-StringSquad Also are Winners.Captain George, playing in his firstfull game of the year, led the Varsityfive to a 28 to 11 victory over thefast Armour institute team yesterdayafternoon in Bartlett. In a curtainraiser, the Varsity second team defeated the Armour seconds 52 to 3.Coach Page changed his lineup frequently and used Schafer, Goldstoneand Townley for a period in eachgame.The Varsity showed a great improvement both in team work and inshooting baskets. The Armour guardswere unable to keep their heavier opponents from scoring and the forwards on both of the Varsity teamsscored almost at will during the sec-'ond halves.Call for Freshmen. JUNIORS ANNOUNCE PROGRAMDinner January 15 Heads Social Calendar for Quarter.Committees in the Junior class havearranged a long program of socialactivities for the Winter quarter, according to President Knipschild, beginning with a class dinner Saturday,January 15. The dinner will precede the Iowa-Chicago basketballgame and the Juniors will attend thecontest en masse.Other social events calendared areas follows: women's party, Friday,January 28, a Valentine party andvaudeville, Friday, February 11. aclass dance in the Reynolds club, Friday, March 3, ar:d a tea for the seniors, Sunday, March 19. A meetingof the Junior class will be held soonto arrange further details of the program.TO ELECT PROMENADELEADERS AT MEETINGOF COUNCIL TODAYLeaders for the Washington promenade will be elected at the meetingof the Undergraduate council today at4 :30 in Harper M12. A chariman forthe annual faculty dinner which willbe held next month will also be appointed. Bruce Martin, '16, who wasforced to leave school last quarterbecause of illness, will resume workon the council at the meeting today.COMPLETE EXTERIORWORK ON WAREHOUSEAll exterior work on the new warehouse for the department of Buildings and Grounds has been completed.The partitions in the interior will beput in during the next few weeks.The south end of the building willbe used as a carpenter shop, themiddle section will be a stock roomand the north end will be the paint,room. Contrary to former plans, nooffices of the head janitors will bein this building.To Lecture on Dunes.Henry Chandler Cowles, associateprofessor of Plant Ecology, will deliver an illustrated lecture on"Dunes," Friday morning at 10:30 before the foresty class of the' ChicagoWomen's club. • appy• ays.-Taken. altogether the concert wasthe most satisfactory. of the season.These smaller compositions fit in Mandel hall. while the larger ones-thoseof Wagner, Richard Strauss andTschaikowsky at their highest-seemto be crowding out the walls. Withone exception there was not feelingof pressure yesterday. The hall heldall the volume and lost none of thebeauties. The exception was at theclose of the" Academic Festival" whenfor once there was more possible"college spirit" than Mandel couldhold. IThe "Academic Festival," by theway, was "written as an acknowledgement of the degree of doctor of Philosophy." Such things do not happennow-a-days! It is too much perhapsto expect doctors of Philosophy to beas creative as Brahms, and so we since it is the beginning of the newshall draw another lesson from the year, let us phrase it thus:overture which we may lay with fac- "Resolved, That all academic festiulty gumption to our souls against vals should be interesting, pleasurablethe twenty-fifth anniversary, and -and exciting."I ." The A call for freshman basketballplayers has been posted in Bartlett.Coach Page announced yesterday thatthe freshmen would practice everyday including Saturday morning. Atthe end of three weeks three teamswill be selected. The first team willbe known as the freshman Varsity andthe other two will be entered in theintra-mural series. Class numeralswill be awarded to the members ofthe Varsity squad.The lineup:FIRST GAME.Chicago (28).Clark__ .. __ .. _ ._. __ Right ForwardSchafer ._ ._. ._. ._._ Left ForwardGoldstone, Townley . .. ._ ... .CenterGeorge ___ _. ._.Right GuardRothermel _ .. _ _._ ._._._.Left GuardArmour (11).Sullivan _ ._ Right ForwardMouat ._ _ .. _.Left ForwardWatt __ ._. __ . __ ._._ .. __ ._ _.Center·Kerr _ ._._ _ .Right GuardHockenburger _ Left GuardSECOND GAME.Chicago (52).Parker, Schafer _ Right ForwardGerdes .... _ .. _ ... _._ .. _. __ __ .Left ForwardTownley, Goldstone ._ _._ CenterYoung ._ _ _ .Right GuardBent _ Left GuardArmour (3).Taylor, Ford., __ Right ForwardWilcox ._ _ � Left ForwardRice, Taylor _ _ CenterCole Right GuardWeiss :_._ .. _ __ Left Guard. DEAN WALLACE WILLPARTICIPATE IN AT.WELFTH NIGHT PLAY(Continued from page 1) "Tux" is the happy smoke. 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