latiy· •SaroonVoL XIII. No. 102. Price Five CeDts.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 1915."CAMPUS FOLUES"IS WELL ACTED BUTINCOHERENT FARCE"Under the Greenwood Tree" IsFeature of Last Night's W.A. A. Production.GIVE PROLOGUE SPLENDIDLY"Corrective Gym" Chorus Stages PartWell-Burlesque of "Endymion"Proves Highly Enjoyable.By Hermann B. Deutsch."Under the Greenwood Tree" is he­yond the shadow of any douht themost frantically incoherent hetero­geneity of farce-comedy fragmentsthat ever startled a Manuel hall audi­ence and puzzled it out of its severalsenses. As nearly as I could fi�urcit out, the "plot" consists of an old­fashioned, sinjrle-shot Remington 22-calihre short and long rifle, compli­cated by the appearance, at irregularand possibly uncertain intervals, of adonkey. Or else the tent has madeoff with the greenwood tree, therehyso frightening the gypsies that the po­liceman falls asleep, thus causing theaunt at once to recognize the inlier­cnt superiority of man, so that she�ives her consent to the union of thejuvenile and the ingenue.--or some­thing.However, facts are facts, and candorcompels me to admit that in spite ofmy extremely hazy recollection ofwbat was done, whatever it was, itwas extremely well done, in mostcases. Whether the words "Underthe Greenwood Tree" refer to thefact that the first act took place inGreenwood Hall, or to the authoress'name, or to the marvellous botanical"prop" in Act II, which the Hullcourt authorities unquestionablywould characterize as "sp. nov." shallever be shrouded by the deepest mys­tery. But every once in a while twoor three people would, have thestage to themselves, for a moment,and would indulge in what is knownin the profession as "sidewalk patter."This would not only be clever, butprovocative of sufficient laughterfrom the members of the audience totestify to the fact that it was thor­c)ughly appreciated. And every oncein so often, a well-costumed chorusappeared on the scene. True, it willnever be known whether they arrivedby accident' or design, but findingthemselves there, they performed ina manner which is deserving of praise-high praise. I n short, they gotacross-and in the last analysis, thatis the only acid. test to which anystage production should be submit­ted.Esoc:kem Is in the Limelilht.N ext to the rifle, the tent, and the(Ion key, or pterodactyl, or mockturtle, or whatever it was, the "star"was undoubtedly Esockem, the maidHer lines were delivered with the�eatest freedom and clearness, andpossibly the least over-acting. Win­some little Nina was so very, verywinsome. that she might have gottenout in front and recited the multipli­cation table, and still gladdened theaudience by her presence. As for.dapper Phil. who carried the burdenof most of the songs, he was perhapsmost effective in the prologue.Incidentally, the prologue was�ood. While the comedy was a bitbroad and the humor a bit blunt inspots, there was never, at any timethe least doubt as to what the pro­logue was about. As an Ll th hourreprieve of what must be conceded tohave been a very desperate situation,it was splendid-just ,plendid.Sonp Introduced Conventionally.There are one or two points which(Continued on page 3)..,=• TWENTY -ONE MEMBERSOF FACULTY PROMOTEDSecretary Dickerson Announces Listof Appointments Made at a Re­cent Meeting of the Board ofTrustees.Promutions of twenty-one membersof the various faculties of the Univer­sity, made at a recent meeting of theboard of trustees, were announcedycst e rda y bv Secretary J. SpencerDickerson. The new appointments,which were announced several daysago in The Daily Maroon, were madetog e t-hcr with the twenty-one promo­tions.List of Promottons,The promotions arc as follows:Assistant Prof. Conyers Read to anassociate professorship in the depart­ment of History.Associate Prof. J. M. P. Smith toa professorship in the department ofSernitics.Associate Prof. H. L. Willett to aprofessorship in the department ofSemitic Languages and Literatures.Instructor D. D. Luckenbill to anassistant professorship in the depart­ment of Semi-tics.Associate Prof. E. J. Goodspeed toa professorship in the department ofBiblical and Patristic Greek.Instructor \Valter Eugene Clark toan assistant professorship in the de­partment of Romance Languages andLiteratures.Associate Prof. Martin Schutze toa professorship in the department ofGermanic Languages and Literatures.Associate Evelyn May Albriglit toan instructorship in the department ofEnglish.Instructor ]. H. Bretz to an assist­ant professorship in the departmentof Geology.Laboratory Assistant J. \V. Mac­Arthur to an associateship in the de­partment of Zoology.Instructor George \V. Bartelrncz toan assistant professorship in the de­partment of Anatomy.I nstructor Elbert Clark to an as­sistant professorship in the depart­ment of Anatomy.Associate Charles H. Swift to aninstructorship in the department ofAnatomy.Associate Harold S. Adams to aninstructorship in Physiological Chem­istry.Associate Prof. C. J. Chamberlainto a professorship in the departmentof Botany.Associate Prof. Otis W. Caldwellto be professor of the Teaching ofBotany in the College of Education.I nstructor Rolla Milton Tryon toan assistant professorship of Methodsof Teaching History, College of Edu­cation.Assistant Prof. Charles R. Basker­viii to an associate professorship inthe department of English'.Instructor James R. Hulbert to anassistant professorship in the depart­ment of English.Associate Prof. H. C. Cowles to aprofe$sorship in the department ofRotany.SCORE CLUB TO HOLDDANCE AND DINNERAND ATTEND GAMEScore club will hold a dance thisafternoon at 2:30 in Rosalie hall. Mr.and 'Mrs. Beauchamp White willchaperon and Auracher's orchestrawilt furnish the music. Followingthe dance the members of the societywill be hosts at a dinner at the DelPrado hotel and later will attend thel11inois basketball game in Bartlettin a body. VARSITY QUINTETHAS LAST CHANCEFOR CHAMPIONSHIPChicago to Hake Last DitchFight Against Illini To-• night in Bartlett.RECORD CROWD TO SEE GAMEStanding Room to Be at Premium­Downstaters Favorites on PastPerformances.By Harry S. Gorgas.In a final desperate stand and lastditch fight for the championship, theVarsity quintet will oppose the starIllinois five in Bartlett tonight. TheOrange and Blue fans regard the titleas safely clinched, but Coach Page andhis squad are working on the theorythat the race is never over until thelast chance is gone.Both Chicago and Illinois have twomore games to play, and the Ma­roon's best possible chance is for atie for the leadership, if the 11lini losetwo straight to Chicago and Minne­sota, while Chicago wins from theI1lini and the Badgers. If the Var­sity is able to �rim Coach Jones' fivedecisively tonight, there is a chancethat :Monday the Gophers will be ableto take the final contest from theslipping Illini at Champaign. In thatcase Chicago would have to win thefinal game from Wisconsin next Sat­urday.Have Record Crowd.AltJhough Chicago's chances for thetitle are admittedly slim. the backer"of the 'Ma�oon will be ou't in force asthough the team were safely on thetop of the percentage column andfighting to hold its place there. Everyone of the eighteen hundred seats hasbeen sold and standing room wiII beat a premium tonight. CheerleaderWard has planned to group the Chi­cago men in a solid block in thenorth bleachers, where they will facethe Illini club of Chicago and therooters from Champaign, who will bein the south stands.The I11ini club has reserved twohundred seats and approximately ahundred students from Ohampaign(Continued on page 3.) LA YES CLAIMS �VIDENCEIS ONLY CIRCUMSTANTIALSays Van der Essen Must PresentAccredited Statements of an Impar­tial and N eutral Court to Con­vince Him.Accredited statements of an impar­tial and neutral court, supported bydocumentary evidence, is the onlyevidence that .can be accepted in suchmatters as were presented in "TheStatement About the Destruction ofLouvain and Neighborhood" by Prof.Van c..ler Essen, according to a state­ment made to a reporter for TheDaily Maroon by Associate Prof.Laves yesterday. The charges ofatrocities made against the Ger­mans by Mr. Van der Essen were re­plied to in an open letter by Mr.Laves a few days ago. The DailyMaroon printed yesterday an inter­view from Mr. Van der Essen inwhich he supported the contentionsmade in his pamphlet."It is unfortunate that a historianshould go on record in print and ex­pose himself to such easy criticism,"said Mr. Laves yesterday. "The onlyevidence in such a matter we can ac­cept is the accredited statement of animpartial and neutral court. I amnot saying that the statements ofProf. Van der Essen are untrue, Iam merely asking that they be prov­en in the only way in which they canbe proven-namely, through docu­mentary evidence. It is easy to dis­pose of one's opponent's statementI by saying that it is a forgery, andclaiming that it is a falsification; butthat is not proof, .Is Sweeping Statement."He (Mr. Van der Essen) hasstated in his reply that thestatement of Dr. Conraets' is a Ger­man forgery. That is a sufficientlysweeping statement, I think. when itis not backed up _ by any evidence.How far could this statement be car­ried in a court of law? It is circum­stantial evidence."There are only three points to beconsidered here at all. They are,first: According to the statement ofthe American embassy, the Britishcommission has decided that noatrocities have been co�mitted. Sec-(Continued on page 2.)CHICAGO OVERWHELMS OHIO STATEIN RECORD BREAKING MEET -63-23Chicago's Varsity track squad. wound up the most successful indoordual meet season in years by down­ing Ohio State in Bartlett last nighthy the overwhelming score of 63-23.Chicago started with a jump whenthe sprinters took all the places inthe preliminaries of the fifty-yarddash. Two Bartlett records werebroken through the sensational workof Dismond, Coach Stagg's star mid­dle distance man.Dismond started the record break­ing by taking the quarter-mile in0:54 .1-5. 1-5 of a second faster thanIra Davenport's mark, which hasstood for some years. JohnnyBreathed was close on Dismond'sheels all the way and easily annexedsecond position.Relay Team Breaks Mark.Director Stagg's star quartet in therelay broke the gymnasium record of3:19, formerly held by the ChicagoAthletic association, by 3-5 of a sec­ond. Captain Ward started with ahurst and gave Comwe11 a lead oftwelve yards. Cornwell increasedthis by five more and Breathed addedsubstantially to this lead. Dismondran rhe final three laps and camewithin a few yards of lapping the Ohio State runner. The time was3:18 2-5.The Buckeyes were able to . takebut one first place, and had Campbellbeen able to run, Chicago wouldhave made a clean sweep. Director'Stagg saved Stout for the half andPowers was the only Maroon entryin the mile. Powers was handicappedby having to run alone, but ran astrong race and took second placeeasily. Ferguson, Ohio's coloredstar, took the event in 4:45 4-5.Ward Wins Hurdles.Captain Ward took the initial'heat of the fifty-yard dash fromBarancik, and Knight won the sec­ond heat from his- teammate, Agar.The time for both races was 0:05 4-5.Ward has an easy time in the highhurdles, winning from Pittenger andWagoner, of Ohio, in :06 4-5. TheMaroon leader was not pushed, andfinished far in the lead.Chicago made a clean slam of thefirst places in the field events. Gor­gas and Whiting tied for first in thehigh jump at five feet eight inches.Pittenger, of Ohio, proved to be inpoor shape and was unable to clear(Continued on page 2) LESUE PARKER ISELECTED PRESIDENTOF REYNOLDS CLUBMatthews, Redmon, Templeton,and. Gordon Are Other Suc­cessful Candidates.TAKE OFFICE NEXT QUARTERRace for Presidency Is Closest Oneof Day-Matthews HasNo Opposition.Leslie Parker was elected presidentof the Reynolds club at the annualelection of the organization, heldyesterday. Richard Matthews waschosen vice-president, Craig Redmonsecretary, "'illiam Templeton t�eas­urer, and Harold Gordon librarian.Parker received 188 votes, thirteenmore than Frederick Burcky, theother candidate for the head office.Parker is a student in the Lawschool, president of the French cluband a member of the Phi Delta Thetafraternity. The race for the presi­dency was the closest of the day.Richard Matthews had no opposi­tion for the vice-presidency, receiv­ing 306 votes. Matthews has beensecretary of the Reynolds club forthe past year, is business manager ofThe Maroon. and a member of theOrder of the T ron Mask and Psi Up­silon.Craig Redmon defeated CharlesMayer for the office of secretary bya vote of 286 to 58. Redmon is aVarsity footbal1 man and a memberof Phi Kappa Psi.Race for Treasurer Close.In the contest for treasurer, Wil­liam Templeton and Victor Gutwi11igran a race second in interest to thepresidential contest, the former win­ning by a vote of 194 to 159. Tem­pleton was president of last year'sfreshman class and is a member ofAlpha Delta Pbi.Harold Gordon was chosen librar­ian over Thomas Ryan, reeciving 217votes to Ryan's 124. Gordon wassubstitute halfback on last year'sVarsity footba11 team and is a mem­ber of Delta Kappa Epsilon.Take Places Nest Quarter.The new officers wilt take posses­sion of their positions at the begin­ning of the Spring quarter. The out­going officials are: Samuel Wells,president; Frank Selfridge, vice­president; Harry Gorgas, treasurer,and Donald Delaney, librarian.TO GIVE CONCERT TUESDAYDvorak's Second Symphony to BeFeature Number.Frederick Stock's Chicago Sym­phony orchestra 'Rill give a concertwith Dvorak's second symphony asthe feature number Tuesday at 4:15in Mandel. A lecture-recital on theconcert program will be given byMusical Director Stevens Monday at4 in Mandel. Tickets for the concertcan be secured at the office of theUniversity Orchestral association inCobb 16 A at reduced prices to stu­dents. The program follows:1. Overture to "Fingal's Cave" �. . .. .. .. . . . . . . . .. Mendelssohn2. Symphony No.2, D Minor,Opus 70 Dvorak3. Symphonic Poem, "The Si-rens" Gliere4. Italian Serenade Wolf5. Symphonic Poem. "The Mol­dau" •............... Smetana73% Belong to Societies.Seventy-three of the Undergradu­ates 'at Brown belong to' Greek lettersocieties.THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 1915.===========================Official Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagaPublished mornings, except Sundayand Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters, by TheDaily Maroon Staff.G. W. Cottingham .. Managing EditorF. R. Kuh News EditorH. R. Swanson Day EditorJ. J. Donahoe Athletics EditorBusiness ManagersC. A. Birdsall R. ·P. MatthewsEntered as second-class mail at the Chica­go Postoff ice, Chicago, Illmois, March 13, 1908under Act of March 3, 1873.SUBSCRIPTION RATESBy Carrier, $2.50 a year; $1 a quarter.By Mail, $3 a year; $1.25 a quarter.Editorial Rooms Ellis ;12Telephone Midway 800,Business Office Ellis 14Telephone Blackstone 2591,Clarke - McElroy Publishing Company6219 Cottage Grove Ave. Tel. Midway '3935SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 1915.BULLETINTODAY.Meetings of University ruling bod:"ies, Harper M 28:- Board of Admissions, 9.Board of Student Organiza­tions, Publications, and Exhibi­tions, 10.Boards of the. Junior and Sen­ior colleges, 11.Score club dance, 2 :30 .Rosaliehall.Junior class dance, 4, Greenwood.'14 Graduate dinner, 6, Hutchinsoncafe.University basketball game, Chi­cago vs. Illinois, 8, Bartlett.TOMORROW.University religious service, 11,Mandel. ,Student vespers, 4, Mandel.MONDAY.Chapel, Junior college men, 10 :15,Mandel.Yellow Jacket, 10:15, Lexington 14.Women's swimming meet, . 3 :30,Bartlett.Bible class, 3:30; Foster.Lecture-recital, 4:15, Mr.- Stevens;Mandel.Botanical club, 4:30, Botany 13.Menorah society, 4:30,. Cobb 12 A.Physics club, 4:3.0, Ryerson 32.Student Volunteer band, 7, Lexing-ton 14.Semitic club, 8, Haskell 26.DR. SMITH TO PREACHIN PLACE OF WOELFKINOwing ,to the illness of Dr. Cor­nelius W oelfkin, . Prof. Gerald B.Smith, of the Divinity school, willpreach at the Sunday religious serv­ices in Mandel.Dr. Smith is professor 'of Chris­tian Theology 'in- the Divinity school.He studied at Brown university, Co­lumbia, the Union Theological sem­inary, and abroad. He has been onthe faculties IQf Oberlin and Colurn­bia, coming :to Chicago in 1900. Dr.Smit'h has occupied the chair' 'OfChristion Theology in the . Divinity.school since 1913.Sophomores Beat' Freshmen.The Sophomores kept up their win­winning streak Thursday afternoonby trouncing the Freshmen secondteam, 43 to 11. McGaughy led in thescoring with eight baskets and onefree throw. The lineup.SOPHOMORES (43).Willett , Right ForwardMcGaughy Left ForwardBent CenterMcDonald Left GuardRothermel Right GuardFRESHMEN II._ (11).Gates ' Right ForwardPershing Left ForwardTressider , •... CenterTeichgraeber Right GuardMunger Left Guard JUDD ATTACKS BILLNOW BEFORE ILLINOISSTATE LEGISLATUREOpposes Dual System of Education­Considers Cooley's Plan Uneconi­cal and Impracticable.The adoption of the dual system ofeduc-ation would be a foolish step,according to Prof. Charles HubbardJudd, director of the' College of Edu­cation, who yesterday attacked thehill now before the Illinois Statelegislature providing for the removalof the present unit system of educa­tion in favor of the dual plan forseparate control of vocational train­ing. Mr. Judd also attacked thestatement of Mr. Edwin G. Cooley,educational advisor for the ChicagoCommercial club, in which the latterclaims the recommendation of thedual plan by Mr. Kerschensteiner, su­perintendent of schools at Munich,Germany."The system of dual education,"averred Prof. Judd, "would be un­economical, in that it would duplicatewith machinery that we already have.The plan proposes to split the sohoolsystem into two distinct parts-theindustrial and the general education.This would mean separate buildings,separa te boards of education and sep­arate superintendents. The commonschools today, both elementary andhigh, are doing 'a great deal of indus­trial work. This would mean a largeamount of duplication, if the dualsystem were adopted. The childrenin American schools have been care­fully giuded in to various industries,so that the common schools ought tobe studying the industrial problemwith the chiild, long before .it reachesthe age of fourteen, at which age itwould be taken up by the industrialschool, under the dual plan.Discusses Cooley's Theory.Mr. Judd strongly opposed Mr.Cooley's suggested approval for thedual plan by the Munich educator,Kerschenstein. Mr. Cooley was sentto Europe by t'he Chicago Commer­cial club to examine prevalent educa­tional systems in the western herni­sphere. Mr. Cooley, having return­ed, recommends the dual system forIllinois, with the unqualified approvalof Kerschensteiner. According toProf. Judd,- the German educator be­lieves that the American peoplewould be foolish to adopt such asystem."Munich," said Mr. Judd, "has theunit plan. Nevertheless, t1here arehoards which act as mere advisorybodies. Even the course of study ismade out by t he minister of educa­tion. The American system is one inwhich the schools of all grades areunified rather than separated. Thisis the statement of P. P. Claxton,commissioner of education."TENTATIVE SELECTIONFOR FRIARS CAST MADETwenty-Seven Will Try Out forTen Parts-Final Choice onMarch 29.. The following men were tempor­arily select�d for the Blackfriars castyesterday afternoon by Ooach Cole­man. The final selections will bemade Mo nday, March 29, at 2:30, inthe Reynolds Club.DICK TURNER-Leon Gendron,Samuel Mayer, and Richard Paine.JACK BRADLEY-Leon Gendron,Clarence Loser, and Jack Mason..BURNWA Y -Gerald Welch, Ver­non Brown, William Veatch, and LeeCohen.DOLORES�Louis Blachly, MaxCornwell, and Lyndon Lesch.SIR HUGH-Buell Patterson, andFrancis Townley.LADY RUTH-L:ouis Blachly,LyndonLesclh, and Roy Doolan.SIR RUPPERT-John Edgeworth,and, Arthur Peterson.SIMON-William Veatch, ),ohnBannister, and Merwin Palmer.EUSTACE-Craig Redmon.PROFESSOR FIXIT-Henry Ing­werson, Frank Abbott, and RaymondAnderson. IRISH MIGRATED FROMTHE CONTINENT: MEYERUniversity of Berlin Professor Tellsof Dissimilarity of Celtic andAryan Tongues.The Irish race crossed directlyfrom the Continent, according toProf, Kuno Meyer, who lectured yes­terday afternoon at 4:30 in Cobb12. A on "The Races and Languagesof Great Britain and Ireland." Dr.Meyer discussed evidences of Irishtypes in Germany and � Irish place­names in Belgium."I ihave found many evidences thatthe Irish race, at one time, crosseddirectly from the continent," said Mr.Meyer. "I have found Irish typeseven in Germany, distinguished infeature and stature from the Ger­manic races. Numerous place-namesof Belgium correspond with those. inIreland. There -has been a close in­ter-relation between the British Islesand the continent, owing to the topo­graphical connections in the ageWhen the Thames was a tributary ofthe Rhine."I will admit that the Celtic lan­guages and literature show strikingdissimilarity with the Aryan tongues.This, however, happens because theaboriginal people evidently acquiredsome Aryan language imperfectlyfrom slaves, servants and 'other per­sons who use incorr ect speech. Somesounds common to all other Aryantongues, have been most entirely lost."A language has recently been dis­covered by Han s Bretmann, an Amer­ican. This, though seemingly a mereargon of peddlers and gypsies, is anintentional perversion of the Celtic.It was used as the secret language '0'£ancient monks.Bible Class Meets Monday.Miss Mollie Carroll will hold herBible study class on "The Life ofJesus" Monday at 3 :30 in Foster hall.Will Not Hold Parties.The N eig hborhood clubs will nothold any more parties this quarter, ac­cording to a decision reached at themeeting of the N eig'hborhood coun­cil yesterday morning in Lexington.LAVES CLAIMS EVIDENCEIS ONLY CIRCUMSTANTIAL(Continued from Page 1).ond: The .only evidence against thestatement of Dr. Conraets that theBelgian musketry fire preceded theGerman is Dr. Van der Essen'ssweeping and unsupported charge thatthis is a German forgery. Third:Dr .: Van der Essen gives no evidence.�hatever as to the finding of the Ger­man courts. Fairness would demandtha t they be given at least' a hearing,if not credence.Has Letter From Lyck."If we are going t,o admit purelycircumstantial evidence, I have let­ters from my own home. town ofLyck, 'in East Prussia, which tellstories of atrocities that are simplyapalling, But I base no charges onthis foundation because I realize thatit is not sufficiently secure. Historyis a scientific subject and the his­torian is restricted to the same abso­lute and undeviating basis of fact bywhich the scientist is limited in mak­ing Ibis statements."I was for one year a member ofthe German army. I know that army.It is composed of doctors, lawyers,preachers and scholars, who are fight­ing side by side as privates with peas­ants. That is not the type of groupthat will commit atrocities. Ofcourse, there will be isolated cases,which are the outcome of hotheaded­ness, and whioh cannot be controlled.'You don't have to go to the Ger-man army to find such! "atrocities."Look M the recent murders and mu­tilations of women in Aurora.Has No American Spirit."Dr. Van der Essen is our guest,and I think he has not been in the .country long _ enough to absorb the Telephone Hyde Park 3556HYDE PARK PRINTING CO.DESIGNERS and PRINTERS1223 E. 55th St.We give Speci"l attention to the work of all STUDENT ORGANIZA TlONSFull of vim-every ero!? cf it supremely wholesome and good,Delicious-RefreshingThirst ... Quenc hingTHE COCA-COLA CO.Atlanta. Ga.American spirit. This is the spiritof fairness, and fairness is the thingafter all. Fairness demands that wewait until all the evidence is in be­fore we make our decision."CHICAGO OVERWHELMSOHIO STATE, 63 TO 23(Continued from page 1.)five feet six ·inches. Des J ardienshoved the shot 39 feet 11 3-4 inches.Rankin, of Ohio, was second, withFlood a close. �:hird.Fisher . Takes Vault.Fisher had an easv time in thepole vault, winning the event ateleven feet. Wagoner, of Ohio, tooksecond and Moore, of Chicago, splitthe remaining point with Gross, ofthe Buckeyes. Joe Stout ran a cleverrace in the half, and Merrill providedone of' the sensations 'Of th e meet byfinishing close o n his heels. Tihe'time was 2:05 3-5, two seconds be­hind Davenport's record. Goodwinlapped the Ohio entries in the two­mile, finishing easily in 10:22, whichis far behind his best for the trac.The Results:50-yard dash: First heat-Won byWard (C); Barancik (C), second.Time, 0:05 4-5. Second heat-Wonby Knig:ht (C); Agar (C), second..Time, 0:05 4�5.SO-yard high hurdles: Won byWard (C); Pittenger (0), second;Wagoner (0), third. Time, 0:06 4-5.One-mile run: Won by Ferguson(0); Powers (C), second; Lincoln(0), third. Time, 4:45 4-�.440-yard run: Won by Dismond(C); Breathed (C), second; Jones(0), third. Time 0:54 3-5. NewBartlett record,lti-lb. shot put: WOH by Des Ja'r�dien (C); Rankin (0), second; Flood THE ,�CORN EXCHANGE NATIONAL B,vtpof Chicago.-- 00... $3,000,000.Capitai .. - . - - . . . . . 5,000,000.00Surplus 500000.00Undivided profits 1, ,OFFICERSErnest A. Hamill, PresV" pr."Charles L. Hutchinson, ice­Chauncey J. Blair, Vice-Pres.D. A. Moulton, Vice-Pres. .B. C. Sammons, Vice-Pres.Frank W. Smith, Sec'y.J. Edward Maass, Cashi�r·Ca8hier.James G. Wakefield, Ass t.Lewis E. Gary, Ass't Casble�. Casbier.Edward F. Schoeneck, AsSDirectors. :! By,r­Charles H. Wacker, M!1rtiEd,,"ard �son, Chauncey J. BlaIr, r 'W"t,$OButler, Benjamin CarpeniidtcbinsO�F. Blair, Charles L. d M. C�!�Charles H. Hulburd, Cly d}a,. Sbf'JEdwin G. Foreman, EdwarErne-« A. Hamill.F oreir;n Exchange.Letters of Credit."" nsf' ....Cable "ra(C), third.inches. Distance, 39- d Wbit-Gorgas (C), all (C),F· heris bird.fof tHigh jump:ing (C), tied for firs-t;and Pittenger (0), tiedHeight,S feet 8 inches. ut (C);Half-mile run: Won by StO (0)'F guSOIlMerrill (C) second; er, 'IIthird. Time, 2 :05 3-5. Goodw1Two-mile run: W,on by ill (0),d: Ne-V,(C); Bard (0), secon ,.third. Time, 10 :22 2-5. F' her (C�'Bole vault: Won by :oore (C t'Wagoner (0), second;. d aeigh,. d f r thlr .and Gross (0), tie 0d11 feet. . (Wa.f ,Rel.ay : Won by Chicago) rifJ1e,. alld·Cornwell, Brea·thed, D1S� rd.New Bartlett reeo3:18 2-5.at BATTLEAND THE RACEt 'l'he battle is not always to therOllg__ the race not always to the�itt. It is neither strength nor swift­eas that will bring you off victorious� tife's Battle and Life's Race. It's�\rel'ance. It's starting' 'a thing­o sticking to it. By starting an ac­Ulltin at the Woodlawn Trust and Sav-.tl�S 8ank and having started it byek' .and Illg to it, YOU can win the Battlethe Race. It's up to you!�"eat works are not performed� .strength, but by perseverance.�OODLAWN TRUST12SAVINGS BANK04 EAS'I' SIXTY THIRD ST.ltours: 9 a. m. to 3 p. m.\\Ie Day 3 per cent. interest in ourSavings Department�ea. rset Bank to the UniversityI��:::::::::::::::::::::: THE DAILY MAROON,VARSITY QUINTETHAS LAST CHANCEFOR CHAMPIONSHIP(Continued from page 1.)will come up with the t earn. Withthis combination as a nucleus, theIllini are counting upon holding theoutnumbering Maroons to an evencontest in the yelling department ofthe game.Illinois Slight Favorites.On past performances Illinois ap­pears to he a slight favorite, but theChicago five is capable of putting upa battle in the last ditch that willoverw!helm the confident Orange andBlue five. The entire result win hingeon Chicago's basket shooting, 'and ifCoach Page's men can get away to agood start, the Illini will find them­selves with a tough proposition ontheir hands.Chicago's 'trouble throughout theseason has been the lack of accuracyin tlhrowing baskets, and this was di­rectly 'responsible for the loss of theOhio State and Illinois games. CoachPage's team has had more than 'anaverage number of shots, but the menhave shot wildly and inaccurately.Another difficulty has been in the freethrowing department. In not morethan one or two games this seasonIhave Chicago's free th'ro wer s beenable to secure a five hundred percent­age, and weakness in this departmentis serious in a close game.Strong Offensive Combination.Coach Page's lineup is scheduled toinclude Captain Stevenson and Stege­man at the forward positions, DesJardien at center and George andKixmiller at the guards. This com­bination is the strongest offensivelythat Chicago 'can put out, and shouldprove most effective against theOrange land Blue.Illinois will play Ralph Woods andWilliford at the forwards, Bane atcenter' and Ray Woods and CaptainDuner at the guards. This combina­tion is extremely strong both offen­sively and defensively and at thesame time is fast and shifty. Illinoiswill prove a hard team to beat, butif they can get the jump the Maroonsshould pull out a victory.Holt to Speak Monday.Mr. Hamilt,on Holt, editor of TheIndependent, will speak Monday at4:30 in Kent theater on "The Atti­tude of America in the Present Cri­sis." Mr. Holt will come here at theinvitation of the University of Chi­cago branch of the Women's Peaceparty, of which Miss Gertrude Dud­ley is the local chai'rman.Juniors Hold Dance .To.day!Round dances will feature tlhe Jun­ior dance today at 3 in Greenwood.Several informal. vaudeville acts ha�ebeen planned by the Social �ommlt­tee. Lewis Fuiks will furnish themusic and will direct the noveltydances. Refreshments will be served.To Take' Pictures Monday.\:Vomen's champions!hip basketballteams w ill have their pictures takenin costume Monday at 1 at �. T.Chambers' studio, 850 East Sixty­third street. The squads wi!l holdtheir ,annual banquet next Friday at5 :45 in Lexington commons.Yellow Jacket Meets Monday.Yellow Jacket will meet Mondayat 10:15 in Lexingt'on 14. New me�­bers will be initiated into thle SOCI­ety Wednesday at 3:30 at the homeof Mary Ingals, 5540 Woodlawnavenue.Boynton Talks On Eastern Colleges.Dean BOynto�f the virtues �fthe New England "fresh water" co­le e and of the superiority of the new; � lti s at the sophomore classUnIverSI Ie , .Thursday in Hutchmsonluncheon f th I sscafe. Forty-five members 0 e c aattended the luncheon. SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 1915.ANCIENT LJTERARYLEGACIES WILL BESUBJECT OF ADDRESSMr. Edward A. Henry, head of theDurett collection of the Universitylibraries will speak on "LiteraryLegacies From the Ancient SemiticWorld" at an open meeting of the'Semitic club Monday night at 8 inHaskell 26. Mr. Henry will discussall Hebrew and Canaanite inscrip­tions found in the· various excava­tions in Palestine, and will summar­ize the TeU el-Amarna letters. Hewill then take up the growth. of theOld Te·stament literature from an his­torical viewpoint and indicate, inchronological order, the various his­torical situations out of which eachbook, or section of a book, arose, thustracing the growth from the earliestbits of poetry to the' completion of thecanon.HOLD FIRST MEET MONDAYEntries .for Women's Swimming.Contest Are Announced.Entries for the first Junior-Seniorcollege championship swimmingmeet, to be held Monday at 3 :30 inBartlett, were announced yesterdayas follows:Plunge for distance: Angela Moul­ton, Mary Ingals, juniors; DorothyLlewellyn, Ruth Swan, seniors.Disc diving: Angela Moult'on, MaryIngals, juniors; Hazel Furchgott,Edna Kantrowitz, seniors.40-yard swim: Margaret Kerr,Elizabeth Butler, juniors; RuthSwan, Dorothy Llewellyn, seniors.20-yard hack stroke: MargaretKerr, Editlh Thoren, juniors; Doro­thy Kuhns, Gladys Sidway, seniors.20-yard breast stroke: LorraineLenz, Angela Moulton, juniors; RuthSwan, Dorothy Kuhns, seniors.Candle race: . Open event.Fancy diving: Margaret Kerr,Elizabeth Butler, juniors; EstherSutcliffe, Dorothy Llewellyn, sen­iors.lOO-yard swim; Mary Ingals, Con­stance McLaughlin, juniors; Doro­thy Llewellyn, Edna Kantrowitz,seniors.Relay (80 yards): Margaret Kerr,Lorraine Lenz, Constance McLaugh­lin, Elizabeth Butler, juniors; Doro­thy Llewellyn, Edna Kantrowitz,Ruth Swan, Dorothy Kuhns, seniors."CAMPUS FOLLIES"IS WELL ACTED BUTINCOHERENT FARCE(Continued from page 1)might be .criticized a bit severely. Ihave certainly no love for the con­ventional way in which the ordinarycomic opera introduces its songs.Tlhe stereotyped formulae-"Let's­practice - the - song-we-have-to-sing­tonight," or HHow-does-that-ditty­g'o ?-sing-it-for-me-please"-strike noresponsive. chord in my bosom; butsurely, when a song is introduced,there should be some reason, or atleast apology, for presenting it.Merely allowing the dialogue to cometo a stop, and hurling a song into thegap, dots not strike one as a decidedimprovement.Unquestionably, the best gotten-upchorus was the "Corrective Gym"aggrega'tion. To see the various"types" trail Ion the stage was atreat in itself, and to see them gothrough the various figures of thedance with all the lissome grace andwillowy sinuousness of a set of 'con­crete bridge-piers, was even better,Conversely, the song for which' thereseemed to be the least excuse was the"I'm leaving to join the army" af-fair.Smacks of the Slapstick.Another feature which might beheld up to censure was the smuddy,smoggy, smail dialogue, for whichthere was absolutely no justification.True, it drew a laugh, but so doesa slapstick. So does a fat man when'h'e slips on an icy pavement. So. dothe tipsy antics of a drunkard. Butthere is no necessity for introducing 1!t JAS. J. CORBETTFamous Prizefighter and Actor, says:II My enthusiasm for the fragranceand mildne •• of Tuxedo has no limit.Tuxedo i. without doubt the most'sati.factory pipe tobacco."��. Tuxedo Keeps You inthe Pink. of Conditio� ��\r���"'�Corbett IS today as physi- � \t4t�:l:\'�cally vigorous and mentallyalert as when he was champion of the world, becausehe takes good care of himself. He smokes T uxedo- .because he knows that Tuxedo is mild, pleasant,wholesome and beneficial in every way. He takesno chances on other tobaccos.. .youcankeep yourself sound-winded and in the pinkof condition with this mild, fragrant tobacco. Smokeall you want of Tuxedo; it can't hurt you and willgive you added pleasure with each pipeful or cigarette.Mild, fragrant, delicious-and as gentle with yourtender tongue as the touch of Spring-Tuxedo turnson a new inspiration, It can't bite, it can't sting be .. 'cause that's cut out by the famous original " Tuxedo. Process" that first made men realize how good a pipesmoke could be. That process today stands supreme.It never has been duplicated.YOU CAN BUY TU�EDO EVERYWHERE\ CODvenieDt, gl.lIine .. wrapped, Sc Famou. green tin with gold 10'moisture .. proof pouch • • • lettering, c1Il'Ted to fit pocket CIn Tin Humidors,40c and 80c In Glass Humidors,50cand90cTHE AMERICAN TOBACCO COMPANY:iiw. .. ==� .... .ulllllthem in a production which does notstand in need of such aids to aspiringauthors.One of the most enjoyable thingson the entire program was the bur­lesque of Enlymion. I t is impos­sible to describe the farce, just as itwould be ridiculous to attempt anyserious review or 'criticism of it. Tillemanner in which the W. A. A. wrest­ed victory from the jaws of defeat is,after all, the real' "stunt"-the realachievement. And that brings tomind the fact that the real stars, theones upon whom fell most of the bur­den, are not the performers, but thecoaches, and the property "man." ROSS-GOULD LIST ANDLETTER CO.ST. 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MULDER SAPHRONA DYEThe UniversityFloristBloomingandDecorativePlants Cut Flow-en,Palms, Fern.andBedding Plant."The Duty so long deferred"'The ki�dness so long intended}}Ult is better to buy a small BouquetTo give to your frie.nds thi� very day;Than a bushel of roses, white or redTo la'y on their caskets when they are dead.----------------------------Telephone Blackstone 1401Funeral a'ltd Wedding Decorations.1121 E. F�ty-Fifth St., Bet. Greenwood and University Aves.AMERICAN MUSlC HALLWabash Ave. and 8th St. $1 Mat., Thursday.Evenings and Sat. Mat. 60c to ,1.LOUlSMANNIII a New -Comedy-Drama,.The '- - BUBBLEBy Edward LockeWith Mme. Cottrelly" LOMrtJ Wed­kef', Henf"IJ Mortimer' '.and Mu-rison Ford. " . P R INC E S S-Sl Mat. T111Il'LUnanimous Verdict: "A Brilliantand Po.pular Success."Nights and. Sat. llat., SOc to $1.50.OLIVER 1LOROSCO PresentsHENRY KOLKERI n Louis K. Aaspacher's N tw PlayOUR CHILDREN NORTHWESTERN TAKESMEET FROM CHICAGOPurple Win By 39 to 19 Score-Pav­lieek Sets New Mark of 1 :59 inBack Stroke-Redmon First in thePlunge ..Northwestern was too strong forthe Chicago swimmers in the meetat Evanston last night and downedCoach White's men by a 39 to 19score. Two new Conference recordswere hung up during the meet, thefirst when Pavlicek clipped threeseconds off the former mark for the15()Lyard back stroke and the secondin the relay, when Northwestern seta new mark >of 1 :22 2-5. Pavlicek'srecord was 1 :59. The. newRoyalPrice $100$125 iaCaaadaWith the exception of the backstroke, the only first that Chicagowon was in the plunge. Redmon cap- ,tured this event with a sixty footplunge in 41 seconds. }ohnson andWood were too fast for the Chicagoswimmers in the dashes and Pavlicekand Neff were forced to take thirdpositions in the 40- and lOO-yardswims. Scoles was the other Purplenatator to capture a first position, de­feating Shirley and Murdoch in thebreast stroke after a hard fight.Chicago was put out of the run­ning for the water basketball titlewhen they dropped the crucial con­test to the Purple by a 4 to I score.The game was featured by goodguarding and neither team had manyshots at the basket, Tolman madethe Maroon's only score when hedropped a free throw through thenet in the second half, This victor yby Northwestern puts the Purpleinto tihe semi-finals against Illinois inthle Conference meet. The sum­maries:Plunge: Won by Redmon (C);McCrary (N), second; Porter (N),third. 'rime, 0:41.40-yard swim: Won by johnson(N); Wood - (N), second; Pavlicek(C), third. Time, 0:20 2-5.Breast strike : Won by Scoles(N); Shirley (C), second; Murdoch(C), third. Time, 2:5,7.100-yard swim: Won by J ohnson(N); Wood (N), second; Neff (C),third. Time, 0:59 4-5.ISO-yard back stroke: Won byPavlicek (C); Scoles (N), se-cond;. Porter (N), third. Time, 1 :59.220-yard swim: Won by Wood(N); Neff (C), second; Van Vlissin- igen (N), third. Time, 2:50.Relay: Won by Northwestern(Wood, Nelson, Pritzker, Johnson).Time, 1 :22 2-5. Former Conferencerecord, 1 :22 3-5.MEMBERS SPEAK ATGERMAN CLUB MEETINGTalks by members featured themeeting of the German Conversationclub yesterday afternoon at 4:30 inLexington 14. The former customwas to have informal addresses, butindividual. talks are to he given in thefuture, which will offer members agreater opportunity to speak German. and will permit them to take moreactive parts in the meetings. Amongthe speakers yesterday ,were MissRiss, Miss von Stein, and Mr. Dewey .FIELD TRIP TO FIR'STBAPTIST CHURCH ISSCHEDULED FOR TODAYA field trip to the First Baptistdhurch, Thikty-first street and SouthPark avenue, ,will be taken this morn-,ing under the' auspices of the Unive�­sity Y. M. C. A. The party will meetin! Cobb at 9. The industrial train­ing school, conducted in connectionwith the church, will be visited bythe students. Myron Adams, who is.in charge ,of the institution, will ad­dress the pa'rty on social servicework., ToO Address Chemical 'Society.Assistant Pr:of. H. I. Schlesingerwill address ,the meeting of the KentChemical society Tihutsday at 7:30 in,Kent 14. His subject will be "TheBehaviour of Formates' and formicAcid." The Herald of Better ServiceIN the arena of "Big Business" has appeareda new steel-brained champion, the Master-,Modelofthe Royal-s-the machine with the rapid ..fire action; the typewriter that fires letters asan automatic gun spits bullets IUnless you are "Royalized," you are paying the priceof the Royal without knowing it-besida that 0/ your old..""Ie l'IIDChine-in the higher cost of your business letters.Bailt lor uBitr Basin ... 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