.'I)'1--1"1.I•III!,l\I I'I: � !1 \ . \Ii, "jI .OKEWS. EDITIONVOL. Xl., No. 143-- ': UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, MAY 20, 1913. PRICE·FI VE CENTS.. Margaret Cole, representatives fromSATURDAY'S GAME IS "GRAND" INVITE GUESTS TO BANQUET GYMNASIUM PLAN IS UNKNOWN the four classes, Donald Holling-s-_ _ worth, Earl Shilton, Hays MC�'ar!aI1l1Special Correspondent Discusses W. A. A. Commitl�ees Announce Cub Reporter Fails to Unearth News and Leo Hay will serve as guards (.1:Men'ts of IllinoIS' and Ch!'cago Plans for Aff"";" June JL Concerning Plans of Women's II f I I • 1--- 'T' . ollor rom tIC scvcra classes. 'OUiGymnasium Which Were Announc_other floats, one fro:n each of thequct on June 4 have been sent to M1". "W h . I I b I' . Ihandicapped. Pitchers seem scarce e must ave an artie c on t ie years ut t icir exact nature IS a c assamong them, but according to Coach Special Correspondence and Mrs. Julius Rosenwald, Presi- women's Gym. Who ever heard of secret as usual. Graduate and Fac-Agnes WaYl)lan, the underclass wo Yes, Chicago beat Illinois invbase" dent and Mrs. Judson, Mr. and Mrs. a women's edition that didn't mention lilly floats are as yct only a possi ..men !11a,>: .Iet, '�be �,b.l_e to outwit the ball Saturday but if- we hadn't have Stagg,' Mr -. and �rs. Marshall, Mr. the Gym"-this from the editor; and hility, in which connection' the 111<1n-- d f d h d f and Mrs. Atwood,' Mr. and Mrs. h delud f 1 .1' 'I f 11' .Senior players.,,- ,_. -. -04.' " rna e;.. _out:_��n� �.�ow�r t e �� 0 t e green reporter, e u ed erna e agernent uesrres t!e 0 owing pieceC$�cr FiCld UDdecided. : � thegame, we certainly couldn't have. �Ienderson, Mr.- Starr, Mr. and Mrs. like the rest of us, .thought she' had of free advertising:. As yet the� ce�i�r' 'fielci ":rt;� . the' -As it . Was, �we- ended '\IV "i'.-�f. -0:1!;" .Reed ami Miss .Talbot, l:� .chance, You <;�.·she attended- - -'!W!lnh�(� an 'mmarrie(1::.member (;rJunior team is, undecided, but the p�s- one more run than 111inois had so you I' The program for- the banquet will the Convocation ,exercises Iast June the faculty who. will t.ike -�'hart"c I)f':1,ition will be assigned after practice see how badly we needed those four. include speeches from members of and she imagined the Gym was still. faculty float for the fete." The '"11'1-today. The men may come 'to the They said Chicago played a grand. the faculty and 'representatives of! a Live subjecn She ,called up t�e' married' provision is on� that ha<;game if they have tickets signed by. game, but I was so busy watching all the teams. A musical program President's office. been made by all the married mcm-Miss Dudley. They need not be, the rest of the excitement that I. containing several original songs "The plans are ili'th'e hands of Miss' bers of the faculty,afraid, to. come. Mr. Vinissky will be, .nissed some of the points. and some of the choruses which Dudley," reported the secretary and Pomp and Pageantly .•there. with .pencil in hand. 'Members; '1 didn't understand all the plays were norused in the Campus Follies the 'joyous reporter, 'proud of her In accordance with the plan toof the Varsity 'te�m should be present: but I learned a lot by listening to. the last Winter, has been arranged by scoop," hastened' to the presiding make the whole affair' more of ato. receive pointers, j..oys around met Someone said that -Miriam Whalin and her committee. genius of that' wood-pile 'Lexing- pageant than formerly, _it .is desired.The lineup for the 'game is as fol- Mr. Baumgartner was a peach of, a The banquet will be held at 6 in Lex- ton. that the float which will carry thelows: pitcher but I guessed I missed his ington commons and not in the gym, 'The women's Gym? Ah, yes, 1 queen and her train should precedeJuniors. best throws for every time I watched, nasium as first announced on ac- did hear something about it once this those of the classes and be drawn byJanet Flanner, p I:e didn't seem to be able to put it count of the difficulty in serving, but year:' said Miss Dudley. "Mr. Heck- four white' horses, mounted 'hy' theLaura Walter, C where the 'boys o� the other side 3. reception in -the women's gymnas- man asked me how the field across guards in costumes of mail and fly-Dorothy Llewellyn, rb, i'um wi11 prcccd e the dinner. 'Dorothy Bent. 2b. -could hit it. 1 guess one of them got from Greenwood would do for the ing their 'class colors,'Louise Mick, 3h. pretty mad for he ran home twice. . Cups, trophies, pins, and. letters site and I asked him to consider The committees in charge of theHelene Kenny, (Capt.) s.s But [ noticed he came back again. will be awarded to the women who Sixty-third Street before settling the class floats are as far as completed:Grace Hotchkiss, rf.? ? ? ? rj.Alma, Parmelee, If.Substitutes:Tena CarlsonJulia DodgeIrene TavlorSemon.Cornelia Beall (Capt.) p.Ella Leudemama, c .-Frances Houston, Ih.Marion Martland, 2b.Margaret Riggs, Jb.Margaret Rhodes. S.s.Rho_da Pfeiffer, n.Flo_rence Foley, d.Helen [.conard, If.Substitutes: .Lillian SwawiteKatherine NathEdna BellEffie Shambaugh when we got those fo_ur runs. A man TIMEO HOMINEM ET pn'ss ('o_nvenience of the wo_men alHIWomen Hold Toumameo'!s. near me remarked that tho_se Chi- DONA FERENTES their work. Of course there wi11 he Vandclpoel. Frances I�ichanlso.n an(1While the basball players have cago boys certainly were sluggers. I a swimming tank with plenty of Grace Van Evcra.busied themselves on the diamond, know that isn't so fo_r Mr. Stagg showers. dressing rooms and acccs'Thc staff \\;shes to take this oppor­others of the fair sex have been dis- wouldn't allow a man o_n the team sories. There will he three separate are the women's danccs co_ac11('(.1 hytinguishing themselves on the tennis who would do that. It shows how umity to express their tl�anks to Mr. gymnasium floors where work of dif- Miss Hinman which in former years\ViI1iam Hcreford Lyman who. enter-courts. In addition to the annual un- prejudiced some folks can be. They ferent grades can he carried on sim. werc gh'cn in Sleepy Hollow as well• cd the sanctum yesterday, and blush-dcrgraduate tournament a University almost had several accidentsl The u!tan(,o_tlsly. Plenty of ro_oms for as dances hy Miss Pearce's and Misscontest has been added' whl'ch has • ing violently, prescnted ye vario_uspitcher on o�� side deliberately hit corrective work with proper apparatuscds and co-eds with an asso_rtmentpermitted gTaduate students as wen tllree men with the han and Mr. will he another feature as will a resta� undergraduates to. enter. Dorothy Pickett got -sa mad he ,allowed each o_f candy, which was of a quality to.rcom to. which students needin� quietLlewellyn holds the tl"tle for the h b • h make the hearts of the recipients l,eat�ne to go to t e first ase ",t out ("'an he prescribed for an ho_ur in lien �me may he a feature.. . faster 'and renew their waning conr-undergraduate tourney. while Ias- heing tagged. I guess it was a pretty .' BI'II. Call of work. Helene Po_lIak and William Ly-age. .A nd It do_ne It, too., .again, o_M man, any time.WOMEN'S ATIILETICSALL IN FULL SWING CIrnt 0.. ........ Base .... Ga.e ..SUedaW ,..- TIIIInU,···TeaII .... S ..TENNIS _ TOU� GAINThird Annual Swimming Meet isScheduled for Next Monday­E�try List Filling.At dear old Lex. our time's quitetilled in SpringWith baseball; tennis, swimming­everything.Championship women's baseballgames will begin Thursday at'.3 =45when the Senior college women willtry to get a lead on the underclass­me nand endavor to secure the cham­pionship. The upperclass women havelost out on the hockey and basket­ball banners but they have placedtheir hopes on the thought of captur­ing the baseball trophy.The Senior college players are .inmilch better shape than their Op'­ponents; their infield IS of exceptionalability; ;and, their twirlers put theball over in just as. good form asSquads and Comments at LengthOD Ethical Questions Involved. J nvitation for the \V. A. A. ban- ed Last Year at Convocation."Lefty." The Junior college womenor. the other. hand,' are seriouslyThe Illinois thrower was much nicerfor he let our boys hit the ball all thelett hut it will be planned fo_r the cx._lime. I think that's pretty good, tho'.for it gives them lots of practice incatching. Several times I thought have earned them during the past matter.' That is the absolute extentyear. There will be a University of what has been done:"tennis cup presented to the Univcr- , Somewhat crestfallen the cub re­sity champion. porter returned to the office, She hadTickets for the banquet will be on fallen down- on the Job.sale in Cobb, in Lexington League Cub Sees Light.there was going to be a riot. Every.body got up and yelled to heat theband. Someone said that Mr. Gra�had stolen a baso. 1 t's funny thai ..... -, SECT.ION FOR ·1 :.MEN�AGE 5, I .VIRGINIA HINKINS ISSELECTED AS QUEENCommittee Names SeDior WOIlWl toLead Procession in Spring FeteCeremoniesWILL EMPHASIZE PAGEANTRYWhite Horses Will Draw ChariotBearing Queen With Guardsin Costume.Virginia Hinkins has been chosenQueen of the Festival for the fourthannual Spring fete to be held .1.-;'ri­day, June 6, by a committee com­posed of representatives from theV ndergraduate council, the Stuntcommittcer- and thc classes. Garbedin Grecian robes she will crown theleading float which is to. represent aPhoenix with outstretched wings._ Accompanying' her as hand-maid�l1sin Grecian robes bordered with Ma­roon arc to be Helen Gross, SarahThompson, Grace Hotchkiss, an 1classes, will he featun·s. as in FormerSenior: Harold Gocttlcr, chairman.Junior: Thomas E. Coleman, chair­man, Ruth Morse, J sabel Kendrick.Sophomore: Paul Des J ardicn..chairman; Frederick Byerly. KennethCoutchie, Edwin Kixmillcr, GeoffreyrO_Qm and in the Gymnasium, twowc'cks i)cfore the banquet. At last a blinding Ii gh e, She wo_uld Levinson, Mario_� Skinner, JOShU;Ltell what tlie women dream fo_r a Gym Stevenson, Ruth Allcn, Dorothy �cntto console those waiting so_uls who and Durothy Llewellyn.Suzanne Fisher is general chair-college boys always like to do some­thing like that when they go awayfrom home.Temper Gets Shone expect news of it in a women's edi.tion. And this is what the printerl:nally set up .The !\ EW WOMEN'S GYMNAS-man of. the banquet. Chairmen oiIhe co_mmittees are: Juliette Aill1�:,Anne Grimes, Dorothy \VillistonDoro_thy Bent, Dorothy Llewel1ynand Miriam Whalin. tUM is not to be as large as Bart-I almost lost my temper along to_­ward the ena of the game. I twas(Continued on,-page 1) (Continued on page 7)(Continued on page 7) Freshmcn: \Vi1lian Ewart. chair-man, Fredcriek nurcky, Geor�c Pat­ricl� Roderick MacPherson, GiffofllPlume, Rowlana George, Frank\Vhiting. Harry O'Neill, Isahel �Iac­Murray. Do_rothy Farwell, ElsieErickso_n. Dorothy Davis. DorothyOthcr important ieatures of the feteBurnham's classes for which 100 WO­llIen arc needed. It is altogcther pos­�ihlc that a Scnior-F�ct1lty basehall(Continued on page 7)Discovering Mr. Shaw. ........... � .-� .. ,One hears rumors' of changes atthe University of .Chicago, Scholars By Caroline Sew-bard.keep on writing books and the books (not) Captain Tennis Team. Junior WOlDen's CUI- _1-IO:15, UDivertaty· .t'ubllc Lecture-Mr.'1' h h h Following the usual custom ofarc pi 109 up at sue a rate t at t e Mandel William M. Salter, tomorrow, 4:30,University has found it necessary toN addition ,to the Senior Ploat COmmittee-10:15, Harper M16. past years the W. A. A. will give ab tit d tar 1·1 · 1 h b reception for the Woman's TradeSU S I ute more an more a regu uom s t lat- ave eeu Cobb gU. Divinity Chapel-Thursday, 10:IShbrary system for the opeu shelves. previously expounded Botanical Club-4:30, Botany 13. Haskell assembly room. .Unior of Chicago. Saturday at 2.f' cugh the open shelves dcubttcss in this column. 1 wish University Public Lecture-Dr. E. Y. W. C. L . .....:.Thursday, 10:15. Lex. Over seventy-five women are eX-remain the numerous departmental to give a few hints F. Ingalls, S. Physiology 25. ington. pected to be guests of the associa-hbraries. that have come under Christian Science Socicty�. Lex- French Club-Thursday, 4:.30. tion.One hopes so, for nothing tempts my notice recently ington. Spellman house, All women of the University who40 browsing so much ::13 �o')dli' while wandering about Senior Colleges and College of Kent Chemical Society-Dir.:lcr can arrange to be present are askedshelves filled with rows of bocks, and the campus. Knowing that the men Commerce and Administration- Hutchinson cafe. Thursday, 6:15. lee- to sign up 011 the posters in Lexing-the encouragement of that, aimiable arc particularly anxious to receive all Chapel, tomorrow, 10:15, Mandel. ture,7:15. ton. There will be a baseball gamehabit of browsing is one of the chief friendly advice I take great pleasure Freshman Float Committee-To_ Scandinavian Club-Thursday. 8, between the women of the Univerthings a library exists for. The man rin telling the masculine player what morrow, 10:15. Cobb 9B. Lexington 14. sity and the Trade Union League.who has the browsing habit enjoys J things he ought to avoid in playing Mathematical Ch:b-Tomorrow, Senior Class Meeting-Frid:1Y 10:15 Special dances will be given by mem-all the thrills of the treasure bunter; I the exhilarating game of tennis, 4:IS, Ryerson 37. Cobb 6A. bers of Miss Pearce's and Miss Burn;he never knows what riches be may! r.Wear a ribbon on the hair when Philological Society-Tomorrow, 8, Dramatic Clu�Friday, 10:15. ham's classes. Miss Dudley is chair-turn tip by chance. I playing. It is more becoming, than a Hotel Bismark Cobb vB. man of the reception committeeAt least one "old grad" remembers folded handkerchief. more ornamental which is composed of Cornelia Beall.vividly a windfall he discovered on I in fact. WOMEN'S INFLl�ENCE only effectivcly work for one, The Margaret Rhodes. Lynne Sullivan,the open shel' al I IN THE UNIVERSITY Iollowinz Autumn Miss Hir.kins ex- (' I M d D' h 'LI IIves III years now, as, 2. Wear white tennis shoes, large eo cut 1 orse an orot y ewe yn.all too distant. He was idling in the I enough for your fee� to squirm com- Many of the ideals realized at the plained her idea to the Unrlergradu, Helen Leonard is chairman of thelibrary one autumn afternoon when fortably about it. White may ac; University, especially of late years, all' Council. -A·committec was ap- refreshment committee on which are.his eye fell on a modest green book ccntuate the length or'" the foot, but are the direct result of the influence pointed which has been considering Phoebe Clover, Margaret Chaney.with a patch of white like a postage then it is more summery in appear- and industry of the women. One of the situation for three quarters, The Ruth Morse. Suzanne Fisher. Augustastamp at one end, Picking up the ance and healthier for the feet. the most beneficial movements re- result of its labor. and' investigation Swawite' and Ruth Prosser,volume, he opened it at the provoca- 3. A white costume is most pleas- suiting from their activity is the was presented to the University pub­tive essay that serves as a preface to ing for the spectators, in·cidentally Honor Associatio, A year ago, the lie in the shape of a tentative point� "Plays Pleasant and Unpleasant." Irn- the wearer. It means an added ex- women founded an organization for system. This sytern was compiledagine his delight for h h d . h f .. h after a careful examination of sys-e a never so- pense ior the player but expense t e purpose 0 raismg t e standard don't mind scaling mountains ofmuch as heard of the now famous should not be considered when en- of honesty in class work and exam- terns in use at other uuiversities. andrubbishMr. -Shaw. He read for two hours, .deavorinc to play tennis, inations. after asking the advice of many stu- C" � Or mounting the stairsteps in obb,Jeft the library filled with Olympian 4. Select a court which Is in a Not only has the amount of cheat- dents actively erigagcd in University Or vaulting a chain in the pathway.laughter, and straightaway organized prominent position, so passers-by ing' materially decreased as judged affairs. Thc system as presented is Or braving the ten-fifteen mob,a G. BL S. club. Nothing but Shavian can view your accurate shots with- by the fewer cases of discipline by based entirely on time involved.wit was heard on the campus for out exerting themselves. The wind the faculty, but allover the campus Each office under the system has I cheerfully ford Midway basins,months thereafter, and the browsing can then get you at all angles and a strong sentiment against dishon- been carefully considered from the Then dodge the malevolent car.habit was proportionatly stimulated. toss your balls. which are of the esty has grown up among both the point of view of time necessary to Rut I'd like to traverse Fifty-eighthHowever, it is hard to believe that non-bouncing' brand. in exactly the women and men who have lately sig- do its duties carefully, and graded streetthe youth of these days are not much opposite direction from which you nified their intention of creating .. : accordingly. The purpose of thek ..., Wit�lOut breasting a wave of hot tar,",ore nowing than their predeces intended to send them. similar association which can co- system is to bring as many studentssors; they should certainly keep in 5. Select a demure and charming operate w.th the women's organiza- as' possible into University activities A VARIABLE APPROACH_closer touch with the living writers. girl for your opponent. Athietic tion as occasion arises. wy a wider distrbution of college ING THE LIIIITThen .too, it is doubtless true that girls who can strike the ball when- The officers of the Honor As- offices, and to create a better efficien-there are no unknown Shaws to dis- ever it 'comes over the net may play sociation for the coming year are: cy in undergraduate affairs by lim- I've questioned ev'ry campus wiz.cover. News travels so swiftly now- better than you and that would place Letitia Fyffe, executive chairman', iting college activities to the ability . r. . All sorts of learned vermin.adays that we should fancy a : man you in an exceedingly embarrassing Irene' Tufts. chairman of incoming and time of the candidate.who writes a book of any merit must position. Little girls lock nicer on students: Helene Pollak, publicitybe sure of a hearing in a very short the court and invite favorable criti- chairman; and Ruth Manierre, Soph-t_ime.-Chicago Record Herald., cism. omoreclass ehairman. -6. A racket is a necessary asset, From the, 1912 Cabinet of the Y.for the game cannot be ,played with- \'Y. C L. came the solution of theout, one. Get one weighing fourteen problem of the lonely new girl in theounces. for then the shots will be shape of the Upper Class Councillorswiften plan. Every University woman who7. Don't use your head. Put the had signified her desire to be an,. Ernst Reichmann' spoke at the Jun�.baJJs exactly where your opponent Upper Class Councillor received thecan hit them easily, Otherwise the 'naJlle of an entering Freshman be­game will be dead. fore the beginning of the fall quar:_8. Dont smoke a pipe or a cigar- ter of 1912. She me� the Freshmansilon in the inter-fraternity baseball ette while playing. The smoke dis- upon her arrival, showed her Over, speak to the Senior college studentsleague yesterday by the score of 6-4. turbs the amosphere and interfers the campus, helped her to registerd tomorro\v.with the movement of the ball and .an find classes instructed her in_mamlllll!lIffilll!:l!Ilmwluilu:miudlllllullnlllllIllUUllllilllllllllL'IIIIm.a l,Iniversity traditions and made her There will be open class meetings'11 A ROO ".'. P .'b E S S that would prove disastrous. '.1' •." � Frtuay at 10:15 for general dlscu!;-PRT.\-.or.ERS PUBLISHERS These hints will prove useful if feel at home as soon as possible.G511 Ccttage Grove Ave. Phone H. P. G701 dh d I I Y The result was an earll'er cordl'al sion· of the system at ,!hich it isWe "r!nted thIs Issue. . a ere to c ose y. our progress I d h h I fl'..I· h' lope t, at e P, u suggestion and1f you lib It. tell oth�rs: -If not, tell us. as an expert tennis player is un- re atlons Ip between the Upper c1ass-':nmll1'11!Jlll!l'1nn:nJm1!1nr.l!lI'1llf11Ilmm!ll1lmmnnmmmn:nr.mr.tnr.l1llfDmmml!ll1R criticism will come out.j':;'lIIllWJiuulliUll!lIWlUwlu.uaiiluilliwuI1I1UuiWWU uJuulll!lli_UIlidI:IIIIiWIl doubtedly assured. I�an and the Freshman. The plan.. �\\'iII be tried again next Autumn and�----------------- 'I with the 'mistakes of the first trialcorected, ought to prove of evengreater SUCCess than beforeI n pursuanCe of this po1ic� of mak­ing the new girl feel that she is apart of the University. the Sopho­more members of Kalailu organiZedclubs for the Freshman women,dramatic, music;.al, athletic and liter_ary. Membership was open to an�woman who might be interested.These clubs �ve an opportunity toeach Won1an to exercise her ownJ.'articular talent .among her class­mates hcf<;_>re entering the large fieldof University activities.From Virginia Hinkins' speech be­fore the candidates for the assOciat�at the close of the Autumn quanerof J9J2 came the idea for the pointsystem. She called attention to thevery unequal distnoution of collegehonors and offices, Whereby oned summer edition of the University!;tu ent was carrying two or threeII Daily Kansan will be issued thisco ege activities although he ,Could Year,DONT'S.Bulletin and Announcements.Botanists Will Picnic Saturday.M.embers and faculty of the Botanydepartment will give a picnic Satur­day at Mineral Springs on Saturday.Dr. C�)\,:les'. plant' ecologY class willtake a three day'trip to the Dells ofWisconsin over Decoration day. ior Men's chapel services yesterdaymorning. Ruth Hough will talk. atJunior \Vomen'sI chapel exercisesthis morning and Earle .5hilton willCOUNCIL MEMBERSTO TALK AT CHAPELON HONOR SYSTEMMembers of the Council will pre­sent the aspects of the point systemat the ,!arious chapel assemblies thisweek.Phi Gam Wins from Delta U.Phi Gamma Delta beat Delta Up-QUeen of the Spring FestivaLThe W. C. Kern Co.1304 Ea.t 57th StreetMAKERS OFCaps, Gowns and Hoods.. !• •�•�: -� �·i.� ��' .. :��. \;�.�:of Ka!:SU-AnotherSpecial Rental Service for Convo­cation. Leave your orders earlyU. of C. PINS, FOBS, ETC.ATHLETIC GOODSIIISS VIRGINIA RINKINSUniversityTennis Racket. Restrung. Specialty w. A. A. TO ENTERTAINTHE WOllEN'S TRADEUNION OF CHICAGOrIIJfTHE LATEST NUISANCEB�t what on earth 'a major is !I,III can not quite determine.I t may be just a pipe you tookBecause your work was back some.I t �ay' be reading every bookThat moulders in the stack-eoom,I t may be cramming ancient reigns.I t may be chasing Red-starts.It may be slicing up remains,Or memorizing head-charts.It .may be dislocating G�eek,Or mislocating Venus.Or taking notes from any freakThat people call a genius.But still, I know a litde bitAbout .this hunk of knowledge.You need just thirty�ix of itTo smuggle you through college.IIONOR ASSOCIATIONWILL . SEND LETTERSTO THE STUDENTSJ1'I,I: The Honor Association will sendlout letters to the students of thestudents of the Un!versitY Thursdayof this week. The communicationswill outline the past work of the as­sociation and the future plans, andwill ask the cooperation and interestof every student during the comingyear. William Lyman is sending theletters to the men and Grace Hotch­kiss and Ruth Manierre ate on thecommittee for the women.Senior Claa wm Meet Today.Senior class will meet today at10:IS in Cobb 9B. to discuss plans forthe float and decide upon a plan foralumni organization, The committeefor the float is as follows�H, Goettl�r, H, More. K. CI_1andler,J .. Reichmann, w.. Miller, MargaretGreen, and Martha Gano.IIIjJIItI1-J their wives. will join in a sec:onnHarmony dinner. Large all·Univer·sity affairs, such as these will do agreat deal toward establishing a universal friendship between the twe.factions of the 11 Diversity, the facul·ty and the studentsl but the real so·lution to the problem lies. not inI�ese. but in the smaller depanmen.affairs which have been all too few.;A student who has chatted with hisprofessors over a cup of tea everyTuesday afternoon for a quarter ortwo, as he does if he is in the Bot·any department, comes �o a rela­tionship and an understanding never�o be 'gained by sitting at dinnerwith him once or twice a year. De.pamnent affairs inaugurated by thesr.udents are always well attended. a!bas been proved by the Walker con·clave, the Law party, and tbe Kentbanquet. Professors who 10 ballway to meet their students as have. .Mr. Starr and Mrs. Flint. Who ha!recently s� aside certain boars ir.which �o be "at home" to her stu·dents, are more than rewarded. they2re overwhelmed. The Harmonydinner is but beginning. other.wise it would be of little la�ng ef­fect, but it is beginning. and deservestbe undivided support of every wom.an in the University, and everymember of the faculty. Many a poorstudent is af�er all not such a hope-1� feUow as his class work mightlead one to suspect. and many an un­bending professor. once you get himontside his class room, is a delightfulman. Then let Us begin oar new eraof comradeship by attendinc' theHarmony dinner to a maD-Or' •The Daily Maroon!1l.u.n .... "t �1fU ..ttmrial _ad ... �,. ......FCII"II*'lJn,. Un1Yel"Mt,. of Cblaaco W .. IdJ.Entereod .. kOOnd-clau mall M tb .. Ob�Pclet-otrlc:.. Ch!caco. 111 •• � lb. lUOH. '''..... r Act of .\.larch a. una.8l1BSCBII"TION aATUBJ' ca.rrler. _:t.:.u a )�r; _I.UU • quaneeU,. mall. �.(IO a �.r; II.%!» • quan"l".Ed!t()("!a.l·Uualn .... Office. &II. K.T�lepbl)lM llldwa,. bOO.H�<1� l'ark tJiOl (atter. p. m.))I'lll Box "0" Facult� ExehaDc ..llanaj;lnl: 1-::11101' • • Dorothy '''lUi.ton�'·",8 �.lIlonl �Ina o-x-m. ,Uorothy Wei..\.:.�I. .. -rlc �<1ltor. Lillian l::)waw.,l.UUlIln'ti8 llanag"r • Augusta. Swawllt.Asaclale .t.."dltora.F'Iorvnee Sharp Grace dotchkiaallary �.rllng earah ltclnwa.dUClJOrlcra.,llarJorlc lldclu'r .-\1;11"8 Waymanlilchl Aol.ll:rlan WhaHn Lyune Sullh-anLou.se ll:ck liar), 'Uorrcncc.�lIarlotLc \ 1011: Jallel l-'lanncrliar)' llacwna:d Ilulla ltdlck .. rll.rlalll .La::-kln l'ally �"w.old1·1 .111 ... 1 h)' llaroon t>re-. Giil1 ()oC.tap G.vwe1n gernng 'OUt this. the Women'!.,EC1ition of the DAILY MAROON,we have done the best with our in·experienced staff that we could. Wehave tried to please you, the reader.If we have succeeded, we are satis­fied. If not-well, at least we hav,"tried., CiflJitortalLast fall Ucivmi�� men and memobers of the faculty united � a highl,'successful Harmon)The Harmony dinner. This week Uni-Dinner versity ,women, memobers of the faculty an ... EDITORIAL. JUST JOTS. A JAPANESEwoman. ... mUONS OFCOUNSELLOR ANDCOUNSELLEDAn unsophisticated toad.With skin all loose and drY.Was ,hopping down a dusty road.An auto car rushed by.A whiz , a honk and all was still.Alas that it should be.That unprotected toads are sentThus to eternity. Narrates Her Firs� Experiences Up­Oil Visiting University on Convo·cation Day-Praises U DiversityWomen.The lieD Awake.We noted with a smile an editor­ial and several articles which ap- The Upper Class Counsellor planrepresents so democratic and worthy 'Ipea red in one of the editions of the a feeling among Universaty womenMAROON last quarter announcing that auy hindrance to its successfulthe sudden discovery of the im- operation is particularly regretable.mense value of interclass competi; Such a hindrance exists. 1 believe, intion and class teams ior the men. the blindness to the principle that MY UNIVERSITY IMPRESSIONSEmerging from the commercialcenter of this great city. and lir stcatching sight of the Univer-sity ofChicago, a stranger feels that she isin an entirely different world. Theformer is busy. noisy and dusty withthe throbbing commerce and in­dustry of this great nation, whilehere all is quiet and in peace. Thesegray walls. Gothic towers. lof tybuildings. are so unique, so uniformand so stately, that she could notbe impressed with its being the ccn­ter of culture and learning.My tirst visit to this Universitywas at thc time of thc June Couvo­cation two years ago. 1 t was a.bright summer day. Grass was grvcu,and the campus was at its best. [seated myself in Hutchinson Court.when I heard at a distance the soundM. Larkin.birds of a feather 6"1:'" to flock. Forinstance, under the present order;timid Dorothy of -�he large Latinvocabulary and the 1910 green broad­cloth suit is taken ill tow by slangy,railorcmade Kate. whose religion iscollege activities, wlule serious-mind·ed Miss Jones is "counselled" not to"let 'cm register yah .n C. and A:'\Ve wanted to congratulate ourbrothers 011 the other side of thecampus for having at last awakenedto some of their opportunities. Oftenwe have looked with envy at theirhuge gymnasium and carefully tend­ed enclosed field, with room andequipment for any number of teams,and compared them with our Bulletin in Lexington.Found-Paul of Tarsus ill Leagueroom. I... I IFound--A pin. H. Louise Mick.P. S. This is no joke.A favorite means of having lostproperty found seems to be to, putup a notice reading: "I know theperson who has my fountain pen. Noquestions asked."cramped quarters. This spring we Ui course, it is on ... u argued thathave noted the cry / for interclass just such jostling 01 personalities asbaseball among the men; a chance this is an education in itself. But 1for the hoi polloi to get out and ex- do not think that this is true of the At Last.I am the strange University co-edwho wears tan sneakers.ercise, and incidentally enjoy thepleasure of competition. And whynot. Is any system entirely right;'hich educates and developes thefew at the expense of the many or tothe neglect of th many. Does itseem fair to the rational that a fewphysically and mentally fit menshould have the advantage of stillmore training by experts, when themass-those who most need it andcould enjoy the training-arc deniedjt? Freshman, who is more confusedthan enlightened by the contradictoryideas �ffercd her. and who needs col­lege life explained to her from ap­proximately her own view point. 1realize the impossibility of securingCounsellors who are "perfect tits,"but it seems to me that the girls incharge of the movement might atleast assign "School of Ed." girls toSchool of Ed. girls. small town girlsto small town girls. etc. I feel thatthe benefit to the plan would repaythe effort. The Seniors lament for the gloriesof a Freshman existence reminds usof that charming nonsense of HenryHarland: of music graduall,. rising to higher; I 1;itch. All of the ·audiencc remainedI f cats were always kittens,in silence, and anxiously waiting Iheld my breath to sec what W:iScoming. Thcn I saw the processionof professors and graduates lcel bythe head marshal slowly marchintrtoward the platform. All were cladin caps and gowus. some with thehood of red, some purp lc, others ofgolden color. Such a da7.z1in� COIl­course of scholars. :\ iter all wereseated, an address W:l� dl'1h·crc(1 h,rthe German -ambassador. and diplo­mas were given. I shall never Forgetmy emotion of that solemn hour!That was my first acquaintancewith my Alma Mater. Later I wasintroduced to Miss Margaret Iiurtoll.then the Secretary of the Y. \V. C.L .. in whom I found an unselfish andtrue friend. ever ready in extendingto me her hclping hand. I n Sep­tember of that year I was invitecl toattend the Y. \V. C. L. ConferenceAnd rats were always mice.I f elder berries were y�>ung berriesNow wouldn't that be nice.M. Mac D.Weare told in sociology that en­vironment is a powerful factor. andyet within a block from the campusthere is a sign reading:"My land, the bestfreezes your innards."Why not scores of men playin,football in season? Why not classtrack teams? \Vhy not scores play­ing basketball and baseball?of the University material whichmight be discovered. How do you COMMUNICATION. ice-cream.To Editor of the Women's Edition:Have You Ever Heard:Now what 1 am trying to get atis--Proi. Carr.Highly efficient=-Dean Linn.Ateny rate-Da. Harvey.My dear young people-Prof. StarrWhat do you mean by that-DeanMarshall.Ladies and gentlemen-Prof. LillieAbsolutely wrong-Prof. SalisburyYep-Prof. Hayes.N. B. "Ladies of the Post." at Lake Geneva.N ow that the question of the ade-know that a man might not be &!quacy of the library service has beenclever basketball player when he hasnever had a chance to try? 'raised.i I should like to ask ��e rea-,Tb.s does not necessarily mean ex.,: son for one of genuine annoyance totra coaches nor .is it a criticism of me. I refer to the locking of thethe athletic department. It is merely door leading from the reading roomto the elevator and staircase in theeast tower. Lately I have been gath­ering material for a term paper inthe periodical room of the Law· l�­brary,. Often I wish to go :directlyfrom the periodical room to a classin Lexington. Under the presentsystem. d!rectness is itnpossible. Toreai:h my class toom I am obliged togo all the way from Law library toa commendation of a very signifi­cant and righteous unrest.The problem was solved years agofor the women. With some changesthe present system of interclass com­petition has been in use since 1899·Championship games are played each)0 ear in ltockey, basketball and base_b�ll. In these sports a w�man may .Under the greenvista along that quiet lake I wasgiven an ample opportunity to getmyself acquainted with the womenof this University. I remember, oneafternoon 1 �vas invited to the spreadgiven the delegates of our Unin'r­sity, where for the first time. I heartlor yell, Chicago, Chicago. Chicago,Go! led by the energetic checr le:1.1-er ,Miss Molly Carroll. Here I alsoheard that enthusiastic song. "\\'an�the fiag of old Chicago." Here Isaw the wO,mcn of our Unh'er.;it:-·without any rli:oi�t1ise, and I· madc\Vhile we are having class c1ec- many iriends , ... h 0,' today. are dear to:ions some one has suggested Craig my heart.Redmon as the biggest man in the Such aCCluaintances macle the Gni-In Sociology.Professor Woodhead-When youwink the eye at some one, what isthat?win class letters and numerals or the\V. A A. pin or bQth. That the wo- the West tower, and then, once downmen do enjoy the sports' and the the stairs, all the way .back to Lawagain. to get to Lexington halL And Margaret F enton-I nstinct.Our library is just for sho","It's really not for use, you know.The shelves and stocks are full ofbooks,But they are only there for looks.competition is clearly proved by thethose entirely superfluous blocks areincrease in registration yearly.This fall 125 women played hockey not particularly pleasant, when o�e,until the teams were picked the lat- 'is in a hurry. ., 'I say "obliged to go," for I foundter part of the season: At the sametime 9Q more were playing basketballOthers wanted to. but were pre·vented by lack of floor space. Theindoor baseball teams numbered 65.A«ording to the new rules no Senior("ollege woman is required to takephysical work of any kind. yet overhalf of the women trying out for theSenior J tIDe basketball team' are sen­ior college women. All of which ismerely to emphasize the fact thatvarsity teams may be a neccessary(�vil but their existance should notprevent any man in college fromhaving the opportunity of playing onsome team if he so desires, andtherehy getting. the development,mental. moral and physical. whichcomes from team play. from disci·pline of 'the field and from n1hhin�elb()ws with his feltows in keen,sharp competition, not to mentionthe joy and pleasure of the mere11lay.We ("ongntulate thr. men on thdrawakening an·d hope that the im.pulse will le:td to a wide spreadinterest in sports in genern1.Agnes Wayman, that once the desk attendant in theEast tower grew to know me as airequent user of the periodical room-whenever she was there to pushthe button-she seemed to grow asweary of pushing the release as I ofasking her to. The last few timesshe told me that the East tower wa� Freshman dass. versity of Chicago so dear to mc thatI finally enlisted myself as one of herstudents. My teachers and stucl(.'nt�·are all kind and courtcous to ml'. an,1I enjoy my studies. Y cs, ! hdicyc inco-education. In Japan. likc Vas�ar.Smith or Rackliff. women :ln� Sl'�rc­gated and we are taught to he wi�eThe cub reporter's first typewrit­en copy of his news assignment:$BSHDGDF thyonjl'rofesor e. K- fahingort: ("L%SAID THAFWURBU -$"?53223'N.O.N.not a public entrance. Not hcinabsolutely impervious, I have ·cease(�asking·her.I am not blaming the attendant.She is evidently under orders. Butwhy? I am not alone in this annoy­an":e. People using the Exchange­table on the Law bridge have thesame trouble. Students from thewomen·s halls would find the Easttower entrance very convenient.Why is it not public? If it could notbe open all the tima, why not at thehusiest hours? It would seem thatunless there are some very excellentreasons for it. that this source of an_noyance comes only from the factthat the attention of the proper au­thorities has not heen caned to it.Yours for the best possible system,Sophomore. mothers and good wives.Onward Chicago Go.Onward Chicago go,Triumph over every foe,As we sing Old Maroon to thee.Proudly and loyally;Go in and win, Chicago.,Let fame and glory grow.Our Alma Mater, Old Chicago,Go. liternture ami science and gynastiC's.women are tau�ht etiCluette"floral ar­rangement, music ancl those Stl11ti('swhich create in �lS aesthetic t:l�h·.\Vhile I rcnre the vcncratccl tralli­t;on of my.country. and thc jC111 oitIle Eastern civilization,. yet I am il�tion of m" country. and the jCtll offavor Of -co-education. How mud,do women learn from the open (li�­cussion with men in our claSH'S! Ishall ncver forget those intercstin�discussions in my sociology C()l1r.;cc;.'Vomen by nature are conservative.An7 Senior..CCI promise I will never cut,"A Senior gay did say,The Prof. agreed to pas! him,but-The Senior cut next day. (Continued on page 5),',,.._- --- -- . ....___:.._- ... , __ .. 1 -� r THE DAILY MAROON. TUESRAY. MAY 20.1913- .. _ -- -, - �GINDA EXPERIENCES RELATED WOllEN SERVE SOUTa DEERING I' .. -. IM�M������C����_����AMPUSBARD j�L_I_F_�_A_T_G_R_E_E�N_W_O,_·O_D_.H_._A_L�LA., Tells of Life at Summer Brightened by Work of UniversityWomen-Other Social Wor� byCamp.Delegations Are LimCed."Drop your suitcase under the ini­t ial of your last name and go atouce to the dining room!" This isthe cry that rings out, as boat afterboat draws up at the pier at the Y.\ V. C. A. camp on Lake Geneva and(hops its load of college women.Every year this scene is repeatedas delegates from the colleges and.universities of Minnesota, Iowa.Wis­consin, 1 llinois, Indiana, Michigan,and Korth Dakota gather for theCentral Student Conference the lastten days of August. This is only oneoi eleven such conferences that willbe held this summer. in differentparts of our country. But for thoseof us who thrill and respond to themagical word Geneva, as a soldiertv the bugle call, it is very true that"of all jolly places. Lake Geneva hasour vote." The attendance at theEastern, Conference at Silver Bay,1\ ew York, has increased so that thedelegations have been limited, and'10 college can be represented bymore than fifty women. Every year�he necessity for doing this at Gene­l'� becomes a greater probability,amI if such a rule ever is enforced,Chicago w111 be one of the firstplaces to be affected. Last year welied with Northwestern for firstJl'�ce, both delegationos numberingtiHy·Classes Heid in Morning.The morning hours are filled with�,ble and Mission study, with dis­cussions about the technical prob­lems which arise in the various de­llartments of our association work,and with meetings that purpose toguide intelligently the girl who isgroping her way through intellectualdifficulties to a reason for that faiththat is in her, and to put before thegirl who is asking for what her lifeshall be used the great opportunitiesfor service. The afternoons aregiven over to 'recreation-sailing, ca­noeing, bathing, tennis, basketball,and trampin� and a splendid .chanceis afforded for forming real· friend­ships with girls in our own delega­tion, and through the intercollegiatespirit which pervades the wholecamp, with students from manyother colleges.The women at the University ofChicago hardly need to be instructedabout Geneva, so contagious havebeen the enthusiasm and ·Ioyalty oflast year's delegation, and we hopefor the largest, strongest, most rep­resentative delegation this year wehave ever had.Margery Melcher.MAROON ADSBRING RESULTSTROY'SBESTCOLLARSEARL It WILSONSHIRTS SI!!·AND MORE Feminine Philanthropists.South Deering is the newest and'lllOS,t critical field for social serviceamong U niversiry women. U mil onemonth ago, it was a district ofsmoke, dirt and dreariness. It· maystill seem so to the casual observer,but in the eyes of a large group ofSouth Deering girls it is a much hap­pier and cleaner place. And thistransformation has becn broughtabout by two University women,Virginia Hinkins and Zilpha Robbins.Since the first of April they have or­ganized sewing classes and walkingdubs among the girls in the dis­trict. They have interested othercollege women in the work and havesecured enthusiastic. helpers fromamong them. Now the monotony ofSouth Deering -is broken almost dailyby the arrival of a happy, sympa­thetic young woman from the Uni­versity of Chicago.Others Do Se�tlement Work.Although South Deering offers;big opportunities: it has not de­tracted from the interest in our oldstand bys-e-tlie University Settle­menj, Hull House and a few others.Dorothy Williston might be met anyMonday afternoon on her way to apottery class at South End Center.Suzanne Fisher is still toning downa gang of boys at Hyde Park Cen­ter. Mary Ann Whitely is keep­ing up her weekly visits to H ullHouse. And Helen Magee and RuthHough have not quite recoveredfrom a recent trip to the circus withtheir boys' club from the Univer­sity Settlement. Others are teachingcooking, sewing, weaving, pottery,hammock making, and, brass work.Some .ar� in charge of groups of boyscouts. Others are coaching dra­matics or teaching gymnasium anddancing classes, There are so manyof us that we can send a goodly rep­resentation to each settlement thatasks for workers. And any new callwhich comes in, like that of SouthDeering, brings out fresh recruitsand new enthusiasm. C. Viall(Continued from page 3) THE EDITOR'S LAMENTAlone, alone, all, all alone,\Vith cub reporters three,And never an Ed. is busy 'onThe job that haunteth me.The Eds. did from their copy ByThc.·)" fled to bliss" I knowAnd every Ed. could tell me whyShe really had to go.The copy readers twain had soughtThe sophmore beach-party,The business manager's uncaughtA thletic Ed. is doing noughtnut strolling over the lea.The men's news editor has skipped,Off in an auto re<\And one to Jackson Park slippediAnd in a dancing row-boat shipped­Our requisite news Ed..Oh, happy living things �o on,Pursue your lawless joy;For all your work being doneThe while you're dallying, by oneMost famous office-boy.But This By The News Editor.The women all went on a terrible. tare,And they scoured the campus almostbareFor news and reviews and for per­sonal viewsThat were rare.,'A Women's Edition they planned towritt\So snappy, so clever, sobright,That with envy the men could butsharp, sogroan and moanAt the sight.They wrestled most bravely withtasks that were new,. With head-lines and column-lengths.-Ad. writing too..When at last the whole jobquite out of their handsThey were blue; CELL MATES-DORMITORY,LIFEIA Story of the Troubles of TwoRoommates in Greenwood Hall ByMabel de Ia Mater.-Divorce CasesDiscussed.was Katherine was convinced that di­vorces are entirely justified. At least,she was so convinced if marriage wasas much of a lottery as the Univer­sity's method of assigning room­mates and if soul-mates subsequent­ly tu;ned out like cell-mates. Shehad evolved this last choice epithetfrom out of the' depths of twomonths' harrowing life with Sarah in.Greenwood 89. .Just bow harrowing that Iife had. been I was perfectly aware, forGreenwood 88, w�ich is "my house,"furnished a convenient refuge foreach of the sufferers. At this morn,cnt it was accommodating a veryangry-eyed Katharine.UI tell you Anne," she was storm­ing, "I just can't stand it anotherquarter. Mother says in her letterthat ·she wants me to have a room­mate for a year, anyway, because shethinks the 'experience will be goodfor me.' But six months more wouldkill mel"Her full mouth quivered at theprospect of a nearly ·demise. I per­ceived that she would be casting baLlast for some time, and consequentlyI reached for my mending bag. Sew­ing is a great social blessing in adormitory. It reassures your guest,utilizes your fidgets and your timeprospect. of an early demise. I per­ure -and hospitality.'''Katherine,'' I suggested. when· 1had a button partly anchored, "thereis some fudge in the chafing-disb.Say' that's an awfully good-lookingPeter Tom you have on.'The smile invoked by my first re-mark blackened at my second.But of course, as is true of each the"Sarah says the seams inwoman-backed plan, .,sleeves are shoddy, just overcast,andIn this day of the second sad "De-Gossip Litters Up Mindscent of Man,""They succeeded beyond everyone'swildest hopes,';­IMPRESSIONS OF A .JAPANESE O"ly scan!and· narrow., while men are vigor Among the back yards one seesous, broad-minded, and optimistic. from the elevated trains in ChicagoBeing aware of all the criticisms there is one mo�e especially repug­against co-education-that is, to nant than the others. All the refusemake women mannish, and men ef- has been thrown there, almost every·feminatc-I can see the advantages vestige of grass has been crowdedof co-education. I am in favor of it,for, like the poet laureate, I sincere­ly believe woman's cause is man's,I admire the women students ofthis University; for they are open­hearted energetic, active, while theyforget, neither courtesy, kindness.modesty nor hospitalitv, which afterall, I believe, are ess;ntial qualitiesof womanhood. How admirable arethose able students who enlist theirservices for settlement and socialwork in spite of their busy life inschool To you. the American uni­versity womcn-and not to the Eng­lish sufferagcttes-wi11 the wholeworld look for the emancipation ofwoman.. Though T am alone in this country.and the voice of my fair native landis always calling me, yet I am notentirely lonely. for my teachers andfriends are kind to me. Those nobleideals in�tllled by them will alwaysremain as part of me, and their kind­ness will. I hope some day. find anecho from the other side of the Paci­fic Ocean. As I now hear the melo- onto until one wonders how peoplecan live among such squalor. At thissight there always comes to my mindanother back yard-a beautiful gard­en in which only the best and mostbeautiful has been permitted to thriveThe old lady that owns the gardensays that every plant bas its history.·From Mrs.Brown she took the slipsfor the geraniums and front theothers the seeds for the holly-hocks, they ought to be French-felled. I got.50 sick of her bally old School ofEd!"I couldn't suppress a chuckle at theFreshman logic,·'Well. you haven't any room-mate,so you can sit and snicker. I wishsomebody'd turn loose on you andpick up your things till you couldn'tfind anything, and sweep every dayafter the maid had done it, and getup every morning at five to write vio­let ink letter to that farmer she's.learning bow to cook and sew for!""Oh, is be a farmer? I didn't kn?wyou had found out who the mysteri­ous man is.""I - haven't. goose; precious little Icare who he is; but you might knowthat he is a farmer. Well, anyhow.U( xt quarter I am going to room bymyself. I'll get Dad to let me ifmother won't, and I'll have blue andwhite curtains and everything in amess if I want to!"After this declaration of rights andgrievances Katharine stalked over tothe deor with more energy than this!Alabama Freshman has ever shown.. "I'm going over to Law now with abunch of digs to read history," sheannounced. "Tell the maid I won'tbe back till dinner, if I get a 'phonecali.""Sarah's turn next," I reflected, andkept on with �y mending.Now it is not to be supposed that Iconstitute simply a court of domesticrelations in Greenwood I am farmore than that. I am a charter mem­ber. There are only lour more likeme left in the whole house. We knowwhat a -job i� .ls to make a dormitoryout of an old flat. We can rememberthe very day that Greenwood started,with curtainless windows and bare.new floors, We-helped to select t�esoft Oriental rugs. We climbed overthe carpenter's tools when the guestchamber was 'made into a Colonialreception room,. We recall when 'the(Contnued on page 6)CLASSIFIEDDVERTISIIIlnSLOST-At Florentine Carnival,February rrth a long willow tray.such as florists use, about 14 incheslong. A reward is offered for itsreturn to S485 East End avenue,3rd apt. Tray is valued as heir­loom.NEW HOUSE 'FOR SALE-Ninerooms, $2000 cash. Easy terms,Address G. Maroon.3TUDENTS, desiring to makeGOOD MONEY by selling anarticle of real merit, wtite u. atonce. Eu:ly handled o.n sparetime. Owasco Supply Company,Box No. 225 Auburn, N. Y. FOR RENT-Furnished summer cot­tage; 10 rooms and bath; verandasdir.ectly overlooking Lake Michi­gan; large wooded lot, perfectbeach; grocery delivery. Frank­fort, Michigan, Rental $150- Ad­dress C. K. Chase, Hamltoil Col ...lege, Clinton, N. Y.AUTOMBILE OWNERS-We havethe finest tire filler ever producedand to introduce it we will giveenough to fill one tire absolutelyfree to University students havingmachines. Care of Maroon.WIDOW WANTS WORK-Wellrecommended. Mrs. FrederiCkBrown, 5485 East End avenue andMrs. Charles ·5. Eaton, 5744 Kim­bark avenue would call your at­tention to the needs and skill ofMrs. Epstein. She does "Girl sew­ing and relines and repairs coats.Her children will call for and re­turn all garments. She deservesyour interest and needs your work..Address: Mrs. Epstein, 5436 Lakeavenue, (3rd floor) opposite HydePark Center, Send a post card.nasturtiums, poppies and sweet Will,iam, What of your garden-the gar- FOR SALE-North Wisconsin Sum-den of your mind? Are you permit­ting the refuse of your neighbors tothrive there=-crowding out the beau­tiful---or are you gathering the goodfrom your neighbors and letting itblossom there in your mind garden. mer camp location for sale. Tenvery desirable lots each SO ft. front­age on the Eagle chain of 27 lakes.Splendid location for club, Owner,E. S. Coleman, Eagle Rivet', Wis.LOST-A black silk muffler at Black-giving out fragrance and not repug- friar performance on May 3rd.nance to those who know you? Notiiy Maroon Office..dious chimes from Mitchell Tower, Iclose with my loyal feeling aDd rev­erence to our wisest, fairest, andtruest Alma Mater!By Micm Aoi.May IS. 1913- SALESMEN WANTED-Summerpositions open. See H. C. Thomas,60S' Ems avenue, inomings 10-11,aftemoons 2-4- Phone for appoint­ments, MidwaY;'906. Do 'not de­laT. 'I ANTED-A bustling representatiyeto sell a popular-pri�d rou� dec:­oration. Especially l1Iitable for coLlege dens. Uber.al commission ..Only one student at each school,so write for ful1 particulars at onc�The MO!lkin Company, 1264 Sf..Louis Avenue.· ChicaRO" ilLPatronize lIaroon AdftrtisenTHE DAILY MAROON" TUESDAY, MAY 20, 1913.VNDEa 8'l'ATB 8IJPERVI810N."One ezomple is worth athousaDd agreements."Gladstone.9 Months Old.Deposits '50,000 �o $500,00.A Bank you can Bank on.3 Per cent on Savings accountseNORFOLKfNt..ARROWCO'LLARHIGH IN THE BACK.ANDLOW IN FRDNT 2- for2.S"ca.eu.�y/!; Co •• be .. MdenRegulationTHE JOHNSONPNEUMATIC SERVICEHeatTH� RECOGNIZED STANDARDInstalled in the Universityof Chicago Buildings,Complete Systems forall Methods of Steamand Hot Water HeatingControl of HumidityReducing Valves for Air.Water.and'Hot Water TankRegulatorsJohnson ServiceCo.H. J. GILSON.' Manacer.Chicaeo Offi�.177 NO. DEARBORN STREE1: CELL-MATES-YOU CAN BANK ON THE DORMITORY LIFEHYDE PARK STATE BANK Continued from page 5)co ... a- o •• � v ay ....... AVe75 Cents. Plain Baths 25 CentOpen Day alld Night.SARATOGA BARBER SHO]]. H. Hepp, Prop.� South Dearborn Street&Xpert Manicurist.Scientific Masseur�Exoert Chiropodis telephone both had no door,and some Lines Devoted 'to Helpful Sacca-sophs learned that Bob was to calIon tioDS aDd Comments.Mary, arid made an ,"'kind distribu-tion of alarm � i. the parlor. Prophesies by II. Fuhion.We know who 4red Tom and Jack ,iA CORNER ONI •with a young lady ever since I cameto zhe U and have gone around withher quite a bit. I am a boy of verycareful actions and read your columndaily. Tell me whether or not Ishould ask her to one of the HydePark' informal�, I am a member ofone of the F. F.'s in Englewood. andwould hate to make a bad step. Ad­vise me by the 23.Answer: We would hate to saywhat we think Meet us behind thebarn at midnight. and we will ad­vise.tv go to the 3d floor in abe trunk lift,and why it stuck "" the way back.110 one can appreej�e and under­stand Greenwood aft we do. As the season advances and themore conservative members of theBon Ton and other elite Frat clubsdeclare the fasbions by appearingAnd as a charter member, I felt from day to day in front of the Cconcerned about ,be situation in bench, we are able to pronounceGreenwood 89; for ,,�vcr before had definitely upon the summer styles.such an inharmonious pair of room- IAt first when the Dekes came forthmates impaired the serene, happy in their spotted vulgarian ties wespirit of Greenwood. Put I guessed held our breaths and waited to hearwrong on Sarah this " me, for whenthe 'dinner ben ran� �t six she hadnot been in to relate her daily woes.Nothing happened "ntil after din­'ncr, about 7:30. Then J heard a maidin the corridor announce ·'A gintle­man to see yuh, Misi Lc .. nard." and,Katharine's voice answer "Thankyou. Lizzie." I fel� instictively thatmy presence was needed in Green­wood 89. It was. Kat"�rine beforethe tall mirror, was sfnurgling withthe central, dorsal book of her blue the public dictum, but now it hasbeen given, and we know how to ad­vise. Three Delts were seen thisnoon, their shirt fronts neatly cov­ered by protruding wastes of spottedcravats, which arched correctly fromover the collar button, and descendedin a silken torrent onto the rockybreast beneath. By night severalother boys from 'various organiza­tions were seen openly flaunting thenewest bright shades, and by a' weekafter Ilex� it is rumored abroad thatthe Chi Psis will have gotten them-Answer: From all reports it is evi­dently not acccurately known whatwould make a Blackfriar show a sue,Somethinc We AU Want to Know."I have written a comic operawhich was produced by the locallodge 110 32 in Littlt.'\� Rosalie lastChristmas. It is called "The Omnip;otence of Oswald," and was thoughtto be very funny. I wonder whetheror not the Blackfriars. would consid­er my manuscript? Does one have to,be Prior to the libretoes submittedin order to get a real show down?Does anyone know definitely what isrequired of a Blackfriar show tomake it a success."voile, ill flushed, unas .. isted silence,while Sarah rocked ilnGrily at her selves one apiece. In tricolors thesesewing, a hard. red spot in each cravats are chic; and besides makeplump cheek. She scintillated wrath. excellent chest protectors.Her black eyes were sipping off deadIy little flashes, the sleek brown coils• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •• of her hair gleamed., her short Irish,Base B.. Returns nose poised at battle tilt. You really. couldn't blame Sarab" after all. Shewas the eldest of five, but never inall her big-sisterhood had she COD.-BY INNINGS ATCo�hey'sSo. East Cor. 55th, and Elli............................ G. R Shaw.A Word About Socks.We feel a word must be said herecess. \Ve should say. however, thatabout the sox of twin cylinder colors naturally funny situations, good lineswhich are twinkling about our midst. and good laughs, as well as snappyWhen worn with a big woven tie to choruses and effective costumingmatch in elasticity and design, a prD- would undoubtedly have a great dealfronted such' a dismantled room as nounced effect of Francaisness is ob- to do to add to "Oswald's Omnipo­was Greenwood 8g after the de vasta- tained. Of course, in the case of very tenee," Try to have as little plot astion of one room-mate's toilet. tall laddies, socks and tie are so far posaiWe, as the undergraduate mind, A towel, aimed at the. radiator, had apart that the color scheme loses a. is easily confused.knocked the Iampshade askew in its great deal by remoteness, but theflight .. and now fell in graceful folds feeling of-security is the same.over the bookrack, A sprinkle of A colored handkerchief up the leftsleeve is also being done by some ofour social leaders. In fact, the Front With Reference to Propriety.I am a young boy from Elgin, andam considering attending yourschool. I visited the campus themonotony of the white counterpane Families do it. other day and saw and heard manyin the alcove. (Katharine's white Also some of our boys have little things: about which I shouldcounterpane, of course. Sarah's was friends who wear watches on their like to ask questions. I saw manystenciled crash.) The peter Tom, with wrists, but some say this is untimely. young girls and youths playing ballthe' overcast seams, trailed from the Watches on wrists makes me think oftogether, and laughing in co-cduca-clocks on the stockings'. Some neatdoorknob, and a red bedroom-slipper tional simplicity in front of the girls'.• b k double entendre effects are beingon a dresser top. among silver- ac - halls. This was shortly after noon.TAILOR FOR ed brushea perfume bottles and pho- shown in c10cICs and stripes of self. What I want to know is, whether orTIDM ..... : � J tographs, marked the spot as Kath- tones on a natural background. Ournot this is sport. or a regular college7 x, La �Ie Stt'tMIL·friends in the F. F. (front families)n E. lI..-nroe Street. • anne's. The other dresser, neatly course? Also I saw a machine withYOUNG lIEN 'advice that tho ese stripes are' being25 Ie. Jac::boa Bmi. a red and brown, stood opposite. just a brazen ' brass band stop beneath.A. N JERREIIC! 11_ ... _ a b f ·11· I worn everywhere from Haymarket to• ... _-. .. y way 0 I ustration, apparent y. the window of a Tower in the girls'• A • h I hi Sing ,Sing.Ci .. _..._....... ......... - ......... � t any rate, It was t e on y t 109 mid�e hal� and serenade with "Inleft in the room.powder graced the table top, and aWe are showing a smart line' of "British" Tweeds for English Sack light shower of hairpins varied theline of Flannels for Trousers weSuits, "Scotch'· alad "Irish" Home spUDS for Norfolks and the greatesthave ever shown.Special values a� $30 for suitsand $8 for trouse rs or Knickers.Twice asFRESHTwice asFRAGRANTTwice as f1L·.HANDVIff�the �SIZEHalf the PRICE.,I But the worst thing in Greenwood8') was the stifling silence. I talkedas rapidly and diplomatically as pos­sible, and Katharine .replied politely­Sarah just sewed. She was a womanof action. She was running tinytucks by hand, meticulously. as perdirections of Miss Van Hoesen. Fi­nally she tangled her thread. andyanked the whole tuck out ,with azip.Katherine turned to go downstairs.Sarah leveled a deadly look, at thegraceful blue voile-then at the mes­sy Peter Tom on the door knob.Katherine rested a slow but effectivegaze on the hand-run tacks. then onthe bottle of violet,s o'clock ink. Ithrust a discreet glance out of thewindow. ,.Letters From Obsc:ure Men." I M)p Harem," Was this intended asa compliment? I understand some ofLetters received below answered the young ladies themselves wouldevery other Thursday. Stamped self like to know. These passing showsaddressed notes receive a pellPnal caught my' eye_reply. We are not responsible for Country Cautious.the sentiments following below. hav;ing had nothing to do with any of. them at any stated timet-Lady Ed.He Wants to Know the Ttuth.<OJ have been playing going around Answer: We have nothing to say .You might speak to one of the mem- ,bers of a leading Frat club.(Continued on page 7)AlE YOU' LOOmG fOB A PLACE T. Ell'Gift THE COMMONS a Tri.'A* the Upper CIasmen About Our FoodYoa'l1 Like the' Clab BreaIEfast and CafeteriaMu.ic at Iflg'" , Good foo4 (0" PricesWhen the door had closed afterKatherine, Sarah bounced up and be- I N V EST PI E N T S. gan straightening the room to quiet w. "w two flz;,CIOO "ftft.�r ftnt� CIa two PI'OPft'ts. • fewher nerves. 1 helped her, J·ust to b:oea or die UnAWIIWIt7. � tndkJhlp en wMcb dIeM .... aft hlatl ..-adeIncome � of tile bat eoi*MJdioDtt.oqbo1K, aDd Joeat811 ID UM b.c !fGdofIth ti of Hyde Park.seem sympa e IC.. Propeny TataaUOn 4ft .-ell oeee te at �twtoe tlte amount of "" 1oIrD.Oh A II d hunti We ...... w Gn _ncI GdIotT N«h imhIemonpees and Real Saulte bon4II OIl 8DadI••• nne," s e pause. untmg 814e pt'Ol*ty, • .. of wtJIdI we would �p:� co � 1IPCID .... !cMIoft.I about for words ... .,1 don't mind Kath-' F10r panicO." -"'"-- &!_...I ,J-. Ba ..Fort Bearhorn Trust « .,.. •• nP.3D.anne so much. even if we do scrap REAL ESTATE LO AN DEPARTMENTall the time-because, well, I've lIO:\"'ROE A.� CLARK 81iWSLi6. •. .... ------------·1 Telephone: Randolph 4301 . P. A. ,reD, •••(Continued on page., ) •••••••••••••••••••••••••••. ,--TH£ DAILY MAROON. TU£SDA'Y, MAy �, i9t3. ,.And Mr. Linn is the son oi a rres-1 ENJOY SERENADES BY MEN;byterian minister, and used to go toProfessor Cowles of the Botany church five time a Sunday. Have Few This Year-The WomenH 1 \ Would Like More.Department, whcri at \Voods 0 e1 f fift en "Mr. \Vhittakcr. what is a para-one summer, took a c ass 0 e1 h do x ?" " Last year groups of college menwomen on a field trip throug 1 t e ....1 t llr. \Vhittakcr: "I don't know. hut \ sang nearly every warm Mondaynearby country. At noon t te par ys t oppc d for dinner at the one hotel 1 saw two physicians walking down Illight to appreciative audiences, fill-in a small � cw England village, and the street yesterday." ill� th� campus windows of the• .t hi attention. "s women s dormitories. This year�lttractctl consiuera e a\. Id the spectators i Bright Sayingo of Our Little Ones, \ t hey hav� had but four serenades,the meal progresse ,_incr cascd, exhibiting great curiosity, Professor Weller, in Geology: from the Phi Gams, the Junior class.hoth Ior Mr. Cowles and his class. "Miss O'Xcill, who originated the .the Glee Club, and the Tigers Head.d I f 1 1 ot 1 nebular hypothesis?" If there is the least suspicion in1 ust before the crow e t t ic I e.Nina: ·'\Vhy. l\lr. Nebula, of I au)' one's head .that t.he women do',o ne of t he women glanced at the ho.,t c l register and there found writtcn: course:' not care Cor this particular brand of"11. C. Cowles and family, Salt Lake - concert, it should be dispelled withCity. Utah." Mrs. Coulter. 011 leaving home for all haste. The only fault that thea short visit, asked Professor Coult-FACULTY FICTION.NEWS OF THEORGANIZATIONSGreen H�Dinning room SCenes are held Ire­qucntly in Green Halt.'Lexir.r:�on Lunch Room.-lIave you seen that long chain ofgirls that reaches from Cobb toLexington? It is the 12:45- Brigade.Reyno !ds Club InformalAs a motto for the Reynold's clubseal, St�p on others before they stepon you. has teen suggested.A New Commission.A delegation has been chosen bythe University of Chicago to invest,igate south side railway companiesin regard to the daily accidentswhich happen about 8:15.Harper Library.An informal salon to meet in Har­per tous lcs [ours has been formed.The purpose of the organization isto discuss the night before, the nextdance and isn't she sweet,women can find with the organiza­tions that sing to them is that theirse renudcs arc all too few. It ishard of course, to show the menjust how much music is appreciated:shouting is forbidden; applause byclapping is insufficient; it is rarelythat the information of a comingcr to keep her garden weeded duringher absence. \Vhat was her surpriseon her return to find that one of thegreatest botanists in the country hadin his process of weeding, pUlled upevery aster in the flower bed.A Stormy Proposition,Editors of the Astrophysical Jour­nal: Hale, Gale and Frost.LinnThey do say that Teddybought a campus ticket the first dayhe came to the University. Perfection. serenade is received in time to stockPerfect May, perfect day, pcrfcct ] up with boxes of fudge and other"That object which you see over inthat field:' said Mr. Strong to hisl-ird class. "is a woodchuck.""But why," ventured a member ofthe class, "docs he flap his wings andcrow?" row,Perfect Man. perfect Maid, off they women are sure, from the samples ofs!c. serenades which they have had thisPerfect dream-naught_ to mar year, that the voices of the Univer-Perfect lake stretching Car.... sity men and their' choice of songs. Perfect thing in the Spring; don't \ are as good. if not better. than everyou know! before, and they graciously ask ifthey may be honored by the menlo'OSSILS FROM ,TEXASBROUGHT BY MILLERFOR PALEONTOLOGY in the class-room as well as on th e campus are cnly wonby training. Fit yourself-get the last ounce that's in you.Drinkitems of a serenade hand-out. TheBeyond the Wildest Reaches ofT magination;"Isn't it nice that the faculty haveso much college spirit?" said a fresh­man woman."How is tha�:""\VhJi, whcn-L was coming homefrom the theatre one night, threemembers of tile' English department,+nd two other ,faculty men. were outen the platform ;singing college and you'll be able to do better work.vigor-delightfully wholesome.DeIiciou -1.frnWac - TWnt.�Demand tbe Cmul_RcfuR Subtl:�utetTHE COCA.cotA CO .. AIIuIa. Cs..with more serenades.you see anArrow thinkof Coca-Cola.Several large boxes of fossils havebeen brought back to the U niversityby Paul C. Miller. preparator in theDepartment of Paleontology, whohas had charge ,of, a two months'highly, successful fossil hunting ex­'Pedition in the Panh��dl� of Texas.I t will take some' rnonths to asccr­tain the value of the specimens se­cured. CJ/W VANDERBIlT HOrEL,. '·::���=����r�crest of Murray Hill. cooled by Southe�n breezes fromthe ..... artlfidall,. fed by chUled air, GO.) aunlit rooma..TARIPF,81111r1e I'OOIDS - - -' - "rr dll7-13, t4. .s, •Doub1e roosu. - - - • .s ... 17 ••T.M.Hilllanl Double bedrooms. boudoir� DWwcIDr drnllnc-room and bath • II. t10, tlZ.... 1I.ManIt.II Saltes-:-Parlolr, bedroom aDd bath �. 810. t12. t15� .F.ocII room with bGtII SIHtCkJl rates lor Summerf,,; promptly and accurately done.Shorthand dictation if required.UNIVERSITY •. TY.PEWRITINGBUREAUNO.9, 1130 East 56th Street.(Cor. Lexington.):.'f -:"And among the editors of ModernPhi1010gy arc: Bright. Manly, Carpcnter, Cuttin�,; \Vood.I AMUSEMENTS. AMUSEMENTSAMUSEMENTS:JEFFERSON•1 55th Street and Lake Avenue. pRINCESSFirst Chicago Appearance i4 5 yearsLew Fields Laughingly Presents'WILLIAM COLLIERin "Never Say Die."EMPRESSTHEATER13rd Street 8:1'. Cottap Groft AftWeek Starting Sun.MatMa,ISSULLIVAN a: CONSIDINB NOVELTY PHOTOPLAYFive Reel. nlgbtl7 of tbe lat('st movingpictures.pIpe organ.. Come andhf'ar onr new $7.aOCIGARRICKTONIGHTSEVERAL GOOD REELSADIIISSION Summer Prices: $1.50. No HigberWednesday Mats., $1.00WHEN DREAMS COME TRUEMaiD Floor, all seats • • • • • • 10PRODUCING DEPARTMENTThe Man of Avonpictured meditationas "chewing the cudof sweet and bitterfancy." We modemmeditators smoke­Velve-t, and eschewthe bitter fancy.ANNOUNCE with Josepb SantJeyand a Splendid Cast and Production.Balcony, aU seats. ••••••••• 5pALlCE MUSIC HALL�� MaudeROCK and FULTONWIlL F. Hawtrey &: Co.James H. Cullen-Lawrence John­son, Conlin, Steele & Carr, So:-Jug­gling Mowatts-s, .. A SeptemberMorning," Edison's Talking Pictures.Prof. Anderson presents Little HipSmallest performing elephant in theAU Chicago Is Laughing With,BLANCHE RINGNapoleon the Great"When Claudia smUes"Harry Conor, Songs and GirlsworldThe world's wisest chimpanzee andTHE WORLD IN CHICAGOExposiiton and Pageant now openCOLISEUM Every Welkday 12 noonto 10 P. M.A WORLD'S FAIRAdmission, 2SC; Children, ISC.AUDITORIUMPAGEANT OF DARKNESSAND LIGHTFirst Time in Chicaio; a MagnilicentSpectacle.• SOC to $r.50; Boxes, $10.00Five O�her Star Acts. MAJESTICFill your pipe withthis choice �owth ofBurley leaf and­think kindly of thosewho know not the de­lightful richness andsatisfying smoothnessof Velvet •JOHN BARRYMORE & COIn UAnatol," a ComedyPRICESAmelia Stone a: Armand KaliszPaul Morton Be Naoma Glass, Mr.and Mrs. Jack McGreevey, .FourCliftons. Lamberti, Billy Ragen,Gere &: Delaney, Moving TalkingPictures.IOc-20c-30cCOBAN'S GRANDCORTH. B. WARNERA STAR AND PLAY TYPICALOF AMERICAGEORGE M. COHAN AND HISCOMPANY IN pOWERSi (The Original Jimmy Valentine) Oliver Morosco and Cbaa. L. Wagner\ in "The Ghos� Breaker." present THE 'MONEY MOONF.,·cn'gs & Sat. �.:: -, soc $1.50. Gen�al Admission: seats unsold atWcd. Mal soc, $1.008 evenlnp aDch matiDea at 5Gt eacIa PATRONIZE MAROON ADVERTlSBRaBROADWAY JONES$ !1IE DAILY JlAROON, 'ttyP.SDA V, IlAY' _. 1013. , -,..-rr or-r(Continued from page I)l � CORNER OK IIEK I HENDERSON SPEAKS---- BEFORE JAPANESE(Continued from page 6) I ON LAND QUESTION -(Continued from page 6)Mob Psycholocy &plaiDed. .Dr. H�nderso-ngave his vip.ws on hi bo t .t-nc:yer told you anyt ng a u I,As 1 was passing beneath. the east the California land legislation and b�t you know there's Sam. I don'twindow of Walker the other day I told of his impressions of Japan at know why I'm so silly about notsaw a mob of youna boys hanging the dinner '"ven IOn hiis honor by· theD' wanting to announce it yet, but Iover the sin. in the third floor Japanese club of the University in be h d.. '" just don't. And he's en sue a earslretchillg their throat. in the direc- Hutchinson private dining room Sat- -he hasn't even told his own peoplo.tion of the court of the sirls gymnas- urday night. Mr. K: Abe, Japanese But you're so nice aad=-uaderstand-ium, 1 craned my bead and tried to counsel, was also a guest of the club. Iik hing, would you • e to see t e newget the news but laW nothing at all. Dr. Henderson made the point that picture I got of him to-day?"Finally 1 rushed up .tairs, all agog, it would be unwise to '"ve affront • II t meD' "Yes, indeed, If you rea y wanand hung out of the window too. 1to friendly nations, and showed the to," 1 replied in surprise.looked over into the court and merely necessity of treating all aliens alike. Sarah drew the picture from thesaw some girls, both Ions and short, He suggested that it might be better dresser drawer and laid it on theiair and square, playina a snappy in the future to make scientific in.- table under the light. I picked it upgame of baseball. Now right between vestigation to estimate how many im- eagerly-then dropped it again wit11us men of the world. in the language migrants a year should come into the a clatter.of the day, "What's the juice?" 0 country, and give a certain proper- "Why, Anne. don't you like him?",tempera, 0 mores! A!so 0 Penates tion to the various nations. Mr. "Yes, but Sarah, it's Sam Cary,and hoi polloi! To think that in an in- Henderson was much pleased with Katharine's half-brother!"stitution of this sort where women the hospitality shown him in Japan. _are given the Ipr�minence. not that As 1 learned from Sarah later, Samthey deservq but that they are able J.'IVE WILL COMPETE had kept silent about his sister into demand, the stronger sex should IN PRIZE FINALS; Greenwood because of some high-play such roguish trick. e Q spying on CONTEST IN JUNE flown notion that they two would betheir refined athletics. The members_ "attracted to each other inevitably."of the squad sent regard. to the knot- Five men have been chosen to Hut 1 dont know why Katherine hadhole fans and said to come on in, the i speak in the finals for the J ulius never mentioned her brother at I11i­water's fine and the public champion- Rosenwald prize. They are William 1I0is before Sarah, unless it was be­ship matches begin on the following Harriman. Benjamin Goodman. cause their Peter Tom, School of Ed.Thursday. George Kasai, Hirsch Soble, Charles controversy had not left any time forDisgnmtled. Stewart. more amiable discussions. And. evenAnswer. We compress our lips The contest will take place in con- our graduate student in psychologyand refrain from further comment. nection with the Convocation exer has never been able to ex;plain.to.mt\.* cises in June. One of the judges, from (though of course she has tried) theSATURDAY'S GAME IS "GRAND" the English department, writes P�o- chanse that the discovery of their'-re;fessor Clark as follows: ··1 think eight to�ations made in the cell-mates inof the orations-out of .the nine-are Greenwood 89.very creditable, and four admirable. The last day of the quarter I in-rough game for I heard them say that Anyone of the first eight might be vaded that cell in. quest of a hammersomeone died at first and one of the awarded first place without injury to with which to discipline my trunk.my feelings, so good are they and so "Katherine," Sarah, Was counsellingclosely do they run." in a new voice, "never mind scrapin,,'--_._- off that fudge you spilled on the wallWomen to Disc:usa Supplement. Peter will have to kalsomine any-A meeting of the editors and all wax."ether women interested in the Uni- "'Sarah," rejoined Katherine irrelev ..versity of Chicago supplement to anti,., "I'm going to buy a brownthe Chicago Eveni"g Post wiD be couch cover, if Mother doesn't giveheld in Cobb lie today for the pur- me one for· Christmas!'post of discussing plans for the ,�t "Oh Anne," sang out Katharine,VIRGINIA HINKINS IS edition which is to :ippear Wedne�- catching sight of me" "we've got it allSELECTED AS QUEEN day, May 28. fixed up with the registrars office andWOllEN'S ATHLETICSARE IN FULL SWING SEWIMG AliD DRESSUIG HINTS CELL-MATES-DORIIITORY LIPS." A stitch in ��es an embar­rasing· situation."--Quotation fromsome famous Authoress.Hints to Wearers of Socks.We have found that an efficient ap;plication of ink . directed upon aforward appearance of epidermis be­neath some never-wear hose-3 prs,for $I-often saves us from beingdisgraced at a Reynolds club in­formal. The bookkeeper at the clubis very kindly and gladly furnishesink to keep his friends out of harrow,ing situations.The Protean Cravat.The appearance of the new flowingcravat is going to prove a boon tomany of our swellest dressers. Withplaited pink crepe shirts at $7:50 theeconomy of wearing one which costsless and whose lesser beauty is con­veniently hid by the kindly folds oft he all-embracing cravat. is plain evento Freshmen and Phi Beta Kappas.An ugly shirt, price $1.50 if-proper·Iy manipulated with a broad expanseof "dick" tie, at $2.50 gives a completeoutput of beauty and economy at thenet result of $.1 00; while a betterbred shirt priced. say $7.50, results in�h� inability through lack of funds towear any tie at all. The problem,we trust, is plain.The use of rubber-soled shoes thiss�ason is greatly to be commendedfor many reasons. It facilitates, for-instance, the sneaking out of classeswith less interruption of progress­see the Granquii, in Dutch 302. Italso keeps the library quiet so thegrads and Quadranglers can study.And above all, it gives to the strideof young America. a. subtle elimina­tion of motion, a sweldtness of stride,a harmony of even birdlike move­ment that reminds one of an articlein the Physical Culture Maga:ine. �itchers on the other side wasknocked out of the box. It certainlyteaches the boys to be unselfish. tho,for they have to do a lot of sacri­ficing. They keep track of all the er­rors a man make, too, and . Chicagoonly made one while the other sidemade nine. So maybe that was the----------------last year's University contest. .Theholders of the titles will challengethe winners of this year's tourna­ment. before the W. A. A. banquet atwhich the final champions will beawarded (rophies, in the form ofsilver cups.The two contests have been rapid­ly progressing. In the universitytourney Lillian Swawite defeated�Margaret Farrell 6-4, 3-6, 6-2 at thesame time qualifying for the semi­'J:nalS\ In the undergraduate con­test Helen Graham bested PhyllisFay 6-4. 6-1; Edna Kantrowitz out­IVlayed Dorothy Grey 6-4, 6-4;Frances Houston defeated KatherineSproehnle 6-1, 6..1. By taking this-match Miss Houston has qualified forthe semi-finals while Augusta Swa­wite won two love sets from HelenStevenson. -Swimming Meet Is Monday.Then, too, the women are showingtheir ability in the water. Next Mon­day at 3:30 the third annual swim,ming meet will be held -at Bartlett.Since Helen Sinsheimer is unable toenter because of a recent operationthe probable winner is unknown. Theentries are as follows:20 yard breast stroke: Cecil VanSteenberg, Ruth Swan, Edna Eisen.Edna Kantrowitz, Elizabeth Brown,Ethel Davis, Hazel Furchgott, OliveRiker and N �ncy Miller.� yard back stroke: Cecil· VanSteenberg, Ruth Swan. Edna Eisen.Nina O'Neill; Margaret Walker andNancy Miller.Candle. race: Dorothy Llewellyn,Nancy Miller, Ruth Swan, Edna Eisenand - Edna Kantrowitz.40 yard race: Olive Riker, Ruth.swan, Dorothy Llewellyn, MargaretWalker •. Kate Parker, - �diia Eisenand Cecil Van Steenberg.P1u�ge for distance: Dorothy Lle­wellyn.Diving: Kate Par�er, Rnth Swanand Dorothy Llewellyn. •Tub race; Edna Kantrowitz, EstherSu·tcliffe. Nina O'Neill, Eugenie Wil­liston Adelle Frankel, Hazel Furch-.goU, 'Ruth Swan, Edna Eisen andCedi Van Steenberg.Relay race: Seniors-e-Ceeil 'VanSteenberg, Nancy JMiIler, MargaretHammett. Junior�: Olivf! Riker; NinaO'Neill, Margaret Walker, DorothyLlewellyn, Esther Sutc:liffe, RuthSwan, Edna Ei'sen. and Edna Kant­rowi%. (Continued from page I)JllDior Class Meets Tomorrow.A. Junior class meeting will be heldThunday in Kent 15 east, for the purpose - of electing a committee to takecha� of the Junior picnic that is tobe h�ld on May 29 in Jakcson Parle;.-----GYMNASIUM PLAN UNKNOWN(ContiJiued from page I)score, 9-1.A trophy room large and comfort­ably furnished to which the womencan have recourse for rest and recre,arion; offices far removed from thestrains of. a Germari dance and thenoise of � baseball game; a W. s; Aoffice for the business of that organiz­ation. Then all that is necessary isloekers.. dressing rooms,. a dancingfloor ana bowling alleys. Finally afield .Ior baseball, basketball, hockeyand putting tees.Mural decorations? Stained-glasswindows? Perhaps, but that is of!minor significance. The point is,Where is that woman's gymnasium?Entombed.Tor pnly 'encrusted in theionerete walls of Marshall ·Field? we can have this room again nextquarter."(Continued from page I) Meetiuc in Emmons Blaine HalL .All students doing work' in theDepartment of. Home Economicsand Household Arts are asked .tomeet in room 214 in Emmons BlaineHall today at 10:15. This' meetingis important and everybody oughtto come.man, joint chairmen of the' aff�ir, pre,diet a great success. "Everything isgoing well so far," said Lyman, "Weh�ve only a few more details towork out before making some moreannouncements. ..Dramatic: Club to Have �_The Dramatic club is consideringa -jollification, a spread and .a vaude­ville, with which to en� the season.The entertainment will be for mem­bers and asseeiates only, and willtake the place of the usual SP!ingplay which, owin g to the I�ci oftime will not be put on this quarter.Plan� will be discuss�d at a meeting"'riday at 10:15 in Cobb 9B•, .. LelItT Gets Haircut.Stanwood Baumgartner is the onlyman who took advantage of theReynolds dub's offer to give a freehaircut for every home rnn madeby • Chicago -man in the baseballgame against IllinoisCampaa Is ACOC.The campns is agog over therumour that tentative lists of nextyear's marshals and aides are in thehands of the President.Smith CoDep Benefit-Smith wo­men of the class of 1912 are in chargeof the Smith College benefit to begiven Friday evening �ay 32. at theUniversity Congregational church..The proceeds are to go toward thecollege's $1,000,000 endowment. JohnT� McCutcheon will give his illus­trated lecture on ··Newspaper Car;tClOns," and the musical numberswill be contnDuted by Miss I reneCnrtis,. pianist, a 1912 Smith gr.adu­ate and Ludwig Becker. violinist,assisted by Arthur Granquist,. Jahn " ODier Engraving Company554 W.:Aclami StreetArtists Designen En�venCommercial Phot�graphenColor PlatesRuth BozeD to be Chairmaa.Ruth Bozell has been appointedchairman of the committee for theSenior Beach party to be held May:::7, in Jackson Park. Other membersof the committee are: Nonnan Paine,Myra Reynolds, Richard Granquist,Helen Magee and Howard Keefe. ElectrotypenOfficial EngravenThe Daily MaroonPbDolqical Club GiftS DiaD,:,,_A special dinner and Iecture will'be held· at 8:00 tomorrow by thePhilological society in the.- HotelBismark. Professor Mernll willspeak on an· Identification of Ciceroand Dr. Gronow win talk on Anzen.­graber's Relation to Naturalism. The Cap. and GownTHE DAILY )(AR�ON. 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