A disastrous seventh inning whichnetted the Federal leaguers eight Part F;!'��runs. enabled the visitors to win a 1. a. Hail Smiling Morn .. Spofforthpractice �al1le yesterday: afternoon h. Bugle Song Hatton2. Illinois National Guard Marchon Marshall Field by the 'Horc of 13 \Vcldonto 8. Chicago had the game safely Mandolin Quintet 'WOIl up to that time, the score stand- 3 Dance of the Gnomes. MacDowcll6 2 I I· '. f 4. SO.l1fYS from Tcnnysonts "Maud'Mr. Speaiaht ing to . m:t a com »natron 0 er- b.. \VhelplcyMr. Frank Speaiuht'« Dickens Re- WiS, hit". and wild pitches made a Lon P, Paynec-ia1.s are 1fol1ique. To be precise. his -lisastrous combination. 5.. Shoogy-Shoo Ambroserecitations arc really dramatizations. Baurngnrtncr pitched six innings Obli�;to Solo: Ea�le A. Shilt01!as he has left out all the written 6 LIS' Ita' fY Grice.. � ..d I and allowed only eight ihits while . anr 191 ng hstory that cannot be acte n Part Second, �abridging the works of Dickens. so Carpenter allowed five hits in the ,( I nformal Enterta.inme�t)that the complete story can be told "irne that he was on tllc mouu.l Part Third .in one evening. he has heen careful Ha1H1lg:trtner pitched a steady re- (Old Songs)to retain the most excitJr.ng and inter, liable game, while Carpenter was 7. Winter Song Bullardesting features, and his rendering 8. The Two Gre:nadiers ." Schumann-ompletely covers the entire book ir l-nndicappcd hy a sore arm. Keeley Derwent S. Whittleseyhand. With practically no stage ac- and Schwartz for the visitors each 9. Salute to Williamsport ..... Duble-essories. Mr. Speaight calls up one pitched four innings. Mandolin Quintetafter another of the inimitahle ch�r. V!sitors Start Scorinlr. 10. a. Swanee River areangcd hyd k th t lly live Van «ler Stuckenacters an rna ces em ac ua The Federal leaguers' started the·.,.fo-e vour eye!'. b Alice Where Art Thou .Av cherEach has a distmctjvc voice and scoring in the second inning. Hut- c Annie Laurie ar.ranged by!-:estures. each has his o\\'!� face an.d ton grounded out and Bergwal-I Dudley Budlittle peculiarities of carnage. 1:t I !"ingled to center field. He then took 11 Good Night Buc.kike witlwss!",�n� a play in which each -ccond on Baumgartner's wild throw. 1�: Alma Mater ..........••. Lewi-nart is taken hy a istar actor. �he abo Schwinn st ruck out. Steinbrecher "Chicago" f 1-ense of scenery being' supplied by Concerts W�re Success u •the wonderful descriptions which tripled to center, scortng Bergwal-I, "The concerts given before theabound in the works of Dickens, Mr . Far:-ell grounded out. western audiences were 50 SllCCC,SS-Speaight uses .no book, or manu:_ '._ ,Chicago.,came, back ._in:._-tbe,. �ext ful," said Director"Si:evens�ycstenlay"'cr;;,t. nor cfoes-h�loy �y make· :,I ning.and sCOJ'ed two runs. Volini aftArnoon, "that I think :it wort.hup vet he makes hIS audIence see. ;. ...('a�h character actual1y before t,�em : �tl1g�ed over s�ond. Eau�gartneT' wnile to give the same program anRnt this. is be;Cause Mr. Spealg�t sacrIficed; StaInes grounoed out Mandel hal1, and I am sure that thecloesn't act a part, it is because he IS �atron tripled over Malloy's head, University audiences will be pleasedthat Dart.• If •. nd scored when FarreU missed theIs Character HmlSe with it."He is a Dickens character: himself throw in. Four runs were added to. The seat sale for the Home COI1-:6 Frank Speaighr. Not that ht the total in the next inning. Nor-. cer't opens tomor�ow morning inlOOks eccentric or amusing. nut ir, gren singled to center. Mann sac- Cobb \hall.his sligh. short figure; his abundant rificed but was safe on Hutton's From aU accountis the Glee .c�uhcnrly. <lark hair: his ruddy. �heek.s: iumhle. Freeman scoled both play- d t'lis deliC'ate features, as sensttive an' had both a successful an excI tngeXpi'eS6ive as his dark eyes-M' t'rs with a long double to left. Baum- time on its westun trip. The SantaSpeaight affords a poetic condensa' �a�tner also doubted to left, scoring Fe reading room bureau, undertion of the gctJial. alert and sympa· l'aumgartner.. whose auspices the concerts. w�rethetic sou, illuminating the most Schwartz Mnkes Single. f th �lovahle of the Dickens "People." held prcvided the members 0 cMr. Speaight's recitals cann?t but Schwartz opened the fifth with a club' with all the accomodations of'ppeal not only to. lovers of DIcken!' (Continued on page 3.) first class travel and (lid its best tohut to all who (,nJoy a good. \\1h-olc,provide the concerts with large aU'l-<;ome entertainment..<; \Vith the except'on of tl1e ex-FORM NEW CLUB YESTERDAY Icr.ce... £ IY. M. C. A. COMMISSION MEETS cur.-ion to the Grand Canyon 0 t IeColo-ado. the bureau paid all the ex­pensc..'S of the concert tour.SCORE EIGHT RUNS IN EIGHTH The Glee club wilt begin rehearsingits songs at once for the Horneconcert, which will be held in Man­del hall a week from tomorrow night.\Vith a few exceptions the numbersof the program will be the same asthose given at the western concerts.The program is as follows:The program. AWARD SCENERY CONTRACT.'VOL. XI.. Xo. 110. Inily flnrnnttliN rVERSITY OF CHICAGO,' TH L RSDA v, APRIL 3, 1913. PRICE FI VE CENTSMr. Frank Spcaight of London wil!SURVEYORS FIX TRACK SITE' give a recital of P;('/.'.t·;ck Papers,tomorrow night at .s:15 in Mandel.The reading is given under nhe aus­pices of the University Lecture as­sociat ioer. Tickets may be obtainedIw students in Cobb for Itwenty-fivex'ents. The scats arc selling rapid-An extensive remodelling of Mar- IT. :: Ishall Field in preparation fOr'lhe com- This is Mr. Spcaight's sixth Chi­ing track and baseball season is be-vago season in presenting Dickens toing considered by the- Athletic de- .\ mcrican audiences, I n a circularpartment. The exact nature of the i�sued recently the Lecture associa­greater part of the work is as yet tion announces Mr. Speaight as fol­unsettled, as the bids of the various lows:contractors have not been received.I t is probable that a cement curbwill be added to the running track.and other additions to the field mayNew Cinder Path Will Have LongerStraightaways With ShorterCurves. Victors Win Game by Heavy On­slaught in Disastrous Inning­Use Two Pitchers. CLUB PREPARES FOR CONCERTITUTILE AND BOGG AREGIVEN LEADING PARTSHome Program of Glee Club Is inPreparation - Director S�vensCalls Trip Success-Trip Was Ex­citing.MARSHALL FIELD ISUNDERGOING REPAIRS MR. SPEAlGHT TO APPEAR HERE BALL TLU! SUCCUMBSTO FEDERALS' ATIACKLondon Interpreter Will Give Recit­al of "Pickwick Papers"-Is SixthChicago Season-Lecture Associa- Vanity Is Defeated By Sare of 13 totion. 8 In Poetice c... WithProfeaioula FiDal Cut for un. Pranks of Paprika"Is ChOIeD LastNightEnd NabIre of haproYeDleDb Still UD­settled--- WiD BaiId CementCubWilliam Lyman Will Be Score Man­Management Calls for MoreChorus Men.THE CAST1)(' made. Billy Henderson .. . . .. Robert TuttlePimiento Millon' MorsePoncho Roland GeorgeDon Miguel penry ShullWilhelmina Harry BoggPaprika James DyrenforthRosa ; Harold TerwilligarMarie �........ George DorseyMaid to Paprika Ralph CornwellTroubador Leonidas PaineOwing to 'lhe new cement bleach­ers. the shape of the r�nning trackwen be slightly changed. Thestraightaways wilt be lengthened, andthe SL7.C of the curves diminished.The surveyors are at present layingout the new .track and it probablywill be finished by the middle of1\1 ay.Jimmy Doctors Take-Offs.Jimmy Twohig is hard at w:ork im,proving the condition of the pole­vaulting, broad jumping. a!nd ,highjumping take-offs. They are beingrolled and levelled and are beginningto take on a first class appearance.. Jimmy has ·several 9Qzen i?ads ofcinders that he expects-to-use"on""thenew track. Accoid�g to him, whenthe work is completed Chicago witthave the finest track and field of anycollege in the west.It is hoped tihat the outdoor Con­ference track meet in 1914 will be'held on Marshall Field, as the 1913meet. although 02'iginatty\ scheduledJor Chicago, was g.iven to \Viscon·�in because it was found impossible'to 'get the track into shape for the'Copference meet by June 7.Improve Grandstand�Director Stagg is also planningextensive impr-ovements in the grand­'Stand, including racquet courts. hand­ball courts and team rooms. Asystem of tum stiles is heing in·stalled at tJlle entrances to the con· The final cast for "The Pranks ofPaprika" was picked last night byCoach Hoyt in conference with theIIlackf r iar managers. The contractior the scenery was awarded to rheSosman-La'ndis compa ny and \\'il­liam Lyman was dl'C�l'\i 10 succeedConley as score manager.After last night) work thc couc hdecided that it would),e hdl\';- toselect thc cast and gin: the per man­cnt men an early start. Only themen picked have been asked to r e­por tonight.Hard to Pick.lion." Gift Committee Wi!1 Heet.The S\�ni(\r Gif,t committee com.ro!'('c1 flf Che't('r nell, chai:-man;Murie1 nt'nt, Ruth n07.ctt. Thoma�Scoliehl. \Valter Smith, and \VinifredMiller will meet tod:-ty in Cohh 9(l at10:15. The meetin� scheduled foryesterclay wa!' postponed hecause ofSenior chapel. Dean Mathews of' the Divinity�chool who has spent the past three.. , � ..weeks lecturing in Pacitic coast ChlCSis expected to return to the Univer-sity next Wedne,�ay..At Berkeley Dr. Mathews de1tverec1the Earle lectu, es, a series of a(l­dresses given annually at the Pa·cific Theological seminary. He ��"esix lectures in this seTies, speakmg"Social Aspects of Chn!'-tian Doc-on 1'£ .trine." Among other Ca I orll'aschools which he '\'i�itecl were t.heUniver!'-ity of Calilornia, Throop m·5titute at Pasad<.'\na, and Occidentalcolle�e at Los Angele�Dr, Mathews is making addressesthis week at Pacific Grove, where aconference of Y. M. C. l\. leaders isbeing held. He wilt leave for C�lica .•go on Saturday, reaching ,the Unwer­sity \Vednesday, when he will resume '.'From .MlCb. excellenc.anaterial aswas out it was indeed hard to pick,"aid Coach Hoyt. "However, af .. crl'arcfu'l deliberation, we decided ona cast w11ich we believe the bestposs:hlc combinatipn. Eve:-ythingnow pointt; to the grea.'..cst showever." � -, -' ."J am entirely pleased with Mr.Hoyt's choice," said Manaver Mur­ray. "and feel we arc now ready tobegin the hard grind 'necessary tomake the show a good one. Thereis still an opportunity for 'good menin the ·choru:;. :Mcn from the choruswill be chosen to fil1 the minor speak­ing parts which witJ he added as theshow progrcsses. Now is the time tojoin the chorus and make good."Scenery to p.� Fine."\Ve have aWClrded the scenery('ontr;-tct to the So�mCln·Landi� com·pan)""," he continu('!T, "an(1 the Ol1t­look is now nnllsu;llly hri�ht for fines('t�in�. excellent color ('ff('cL" a�HI a�cnera' impro\'(:r.1e:lt over the sccni;:('flect" of former �h()w�.'·Mr l1(.·r{'sf()r<l Cl!""istc(1 in the co:\('I1·;n" of the chonl!'- ye�tenlay, T,"\.(l;,y,..I' f 1 tilt'ami ('\'{'�y (ay ron no\\' rnchorns will r(.'·hear�(' at 2::10 and lhecast at 7 :30.crete stands. Sophomore DivisionPlans for Current Quarter.Formulates Former Public Speaking Class Organ­izes •and Elects Officers.HENDERSON IS TOARRIVE TOMORROWFROM THE FAR EAST l\fember·s of the Sophomore Y. M.C. A. commission met in Mr. Bick­am's oflice yesterday morning forthe purpose of formulating the plansOn Charles Richmond Henderson. fol' the (IUarter. Last quar.er's of­the lini\'er!'ity chaplain, wjJl return flcers will continue through thertomorrow morning after a !IIeven Spr�ng quarter. A dinner every othermonths' ahsence in the far E.'1st. H� week has been found effective andlanded in San Franci."co Monday and he work f(\r ,t,he quarter witt p:-oh·ahandoined a trip through the Univer· ·.hly commence next \Vednesday_!:.ities of the \V:estern coast in order '�i�ht with Dean Linn �s �peaker.to return to his classes. It is ex' Last, quarter the�e <linners had anpeefed that he witt soon hegin :l 'l\'erage at�endance of twen�y, and!Series of lectures on his experience!' '-hairman \Vell� has hopes of ad(lingin the Orient. at least ten more this quarter.Tnn;o:-� \\':11 m('et tomorrow morn­;r.'g a.t 10:15 in the Y. M. c.. A of­lice for tl1<: purpose of e1ecttn� of­ficers and to draw up a �chedule forthe quarter.. F,re�11men an(l Seniorsh:l\'e similar matter_c; uocler considera­ti�: the Fre�hmen to meet today at10:15.Mr. Rickham spent moc::t of thevacation week in the South Deerin!1:(1i�trict and has found work there forntJ the volunteNs offerin� to take anactive p�rt in the social service mov�.,mente .' . Members of Mr. William Gorsuch's DEAN MATHEWS IS EXPECTED10:45 Public Speaking class of lastquarter Illet ycsterday in Lexingtonand organi?';ed a� a cluh. Fay Gray­hilt was elected president, RuthThomas, "ice-president; Regis Lav·cry, secretary: and. Harry O'Neilltreasurer. l\! r. Gorsuch was chose!1as faculty adviser.The oh!ect of the cluh is to havedramatic .ca(1i.n�s, to take up modernplays. to discuss and (Ichate ques·tions an(1 'to cu1th'ate social l;f('amon� its l11em),er". No name ha�I.('�n (I('cide.) "POll, N'ew memherswilt he :-tdmitted from time to timt'.The new org-ani7.ation will meet evel yother Tues(1ay a.t =t:�O in Lexin�ton, Wi!! Re�urD Wednesday from Lec­ture Trip on Coast.GARDENE,RS ARE NOTDESCIPLES OF NEWMOVEME'!o!TS I!'! ARThis classes. N'either the post-itl1pr('s!'Oioni�t. thefuturist nor the cuhi�t scho(\l of artwill have any inf1t1l'�1cC on th(' arer�nJ!('t1H'nt of the ��r(!('n" 1t1 Hull('ourt. a('('or��il�� to th(· .. t;,:'Cllwntro1Cl()C' h�' 'Mr. O·C;-trrn1. 1w;tl1 �a�lh'n­('r of the l.'niv('r:-ity. Tlw1'(' ;tr(· tohe more flower" t)1;tn la�t year. in­c1n<lit1� many �t'r;tniull'.s �:l(1 \\'akrlilie�. TIl<' f\,�'tH'e of tlle J!a, dell i��oing 10 he a flaJ:! oj rc(I, \\'11:,1(' an(1hlue flowers, Xc\\' walk� will ht'made on the campus ;tnd Harp('rcourt wilt he le\'elled and sown withgrass seed.LOCAL ARCHITECTWILL SPEAK TODAYAT OPEN MEETINGMemhers of .the Religious Educa­tion cluh w;n· hold an open sessionat their April meeting today at 7 :�Oi:n Haskell reception room. Mr.A Hen 1\. Pond, a prominent architectof tht' city and a member of the firm·of Pond and Pond. wit1 .speak on"Architectnre and Religion.c; Ecluca·�flE DAti. Y M:AR06t.t, THURSOAV, A�Rlt 3, 1913.<iThe tlnl\'t'l'Slty or Chlc.'1CU "·W'kl),. Tower conservatory.Philharmonic Society-Choral prac­tice, '4 :15. Mandel Score Club Dance-Saturuay, 2:30,Rosalie hall.Bulletin and Announcements.The Daily MaroonDivinity Chapel-lO:1a, Haskell as­scmbly rOom.Freshman Y. M. C. A. Commis­sion-10:15, Cobb 1A.Senior Class Gift Committee-10 :15Cobb 9B.Y. W. C. L.-I0:15, Lexington.Senior Women's Social Committee--1 :15. Cobb CA. ReligiouslJ askcll 12.Sophomore Class Meeung-Tolllor-Education Club-7:30,row, 10 :15, Kent 16.Dramatic Club-Tomorrow, 10:15,Collb 9D.Blackfriars-Cllorus, 2:30; cast, ,row, 4 to G, Greenwood.Dickens R.ecital_'Mr. FrankSenior Women's Part�Tomor-vl'l.;:!IIc;c1 IIC:rc. Co 11& IIlU I&iclJ.t ion. In".' be ROON, ItIIIIIIIFonn .. l� 7 :30. Spcaight, tomorrow night, 8:15, Man-:Women's Glee Club-4 :15 l\litchell del.l·ulHls.h� dally elt'"�pt ::iwNaya. llonday'll,and holidays durln� t.h� Q,uartens of UleUni\·er»i.ty YeAr.• lolartlD Stever.; that I could swim to shore if myship were three mites from shorewhen it sank,Of Course 1 realize that this is "agreat Univensity," undergraduatesare not catered ito," "we can leadyou to water but not make youdrink" and all that. But I maintainthat it is the Iunctjon of the Univer­.sity of Chicago to make men out ofboys whether they like it or \I1ot, andto make men who can do things dothem well. . Furthermore, I havesuggestions to make as to 'how Sen-. iors may be ISPfJ.r:ed dismal intro­spection of the variety I am now en­gaged in, There should be cross-ex­amination of students from time totime with the legi1limate end �n viewoi ascertaining why they came tocollege. There should be moreconscious effort On the part of in­structors to correlate their subjectswinh life. There should be moredeans and more personal relation-. ,ships between hem and the studentsto whom they minister. Thes-e should.be a,'I1' insistence on attendance at,the big show that. would run many-purposeless side-shows out of bus­�incss (my 'analogy of course, hasl�e��re,nc� . t6 ,acad_emic pu_rsui� ves;:5US campus activities). ..': Like many onhers, I am through.and it is well and good for �:e to be. talking against college activities when: I have bad my fling at them, and.conternning the invaluable "P. C. A.".that has providentially saved myneck.. But"'beli�ve me, I am sincere.,A nd if I had it to do over again. Iwould he writing a much bauer let­ter right now (though On some other�ubject, of course, I wo�ld be hav­ing many a fine chat in Gennan withM r, Gro'llOW, my swimming would bethe admiration of all beholders andI would he able 'to tell my new��apereducated father a few things aboutdle Balkan mess,. instead of humblY'heggingcrumbs of information fromhim.I have done enough talking w.l.henough Seniors to know that as aclass we would be bett�r ISatisfie(J FOR RENT-Is_room bouse. 4blocks from campus, Ready for oc­cupancy at once. Rent reasonable.Address X. Y. Z. DAI L Y 1\1.'\-£.nt.:Z'\."d _ k'oond-c:laas mall &t -lh� Chlcat.'1JPoat-()trloe. Chlc:ago, Ill.. 11a.rc:h 1�. lUQS. un­.ror Act of l1arch 3. 1813. rile c:&litur i", "ut ,·uJ/ulu;il.lc fur l:tclCa ez·BIJBSCBlPTIOM BATBSl!-"h,ard Retic1;&,rHliu Hallin".N1na oxauDort'hy w-u�u:'.n.: Chhllt-De George SbafferLymaD W.,ldGeorge GrayAugusta SW3.wlt ..L!:JliaD SwawHe �iay I make some remarks sug­gl:slcd by those Dean Linn made atthe recent Senior dinncr r He saiduiar :>t\.Hl\:n,�:> at the Univer sity doHut ge L c uuure. 1 believe him, 1lunl,,;'r maintain that they do notartajn the abiU.y to do things well.Assume that 1 am a. typical Seniorwho has spent four years of his lifeand as many thousands of his father'smoney at uhe University. AlthoughI have received credit in my courses.and have achieved SUCCClS.S in extra­curriculum activities I feel that thetime and money involved, have .motoecu as well repaid as chey shouldLc-e-uot because 1 "have not receiveda training that will fit me to make:money necesmr:ily,; but because Ihave received a training that makesme do things W�l���lave the u:��comfortable }c:ei�t1at ," I cannot"say what_'-�i:'ha:Je': t9 .:say -and say i�� as few words ':as: poss�blel�' despitehalf a dozen composition -courses, I"took" a' language but' I did notlearn to speak it.· I rec.�iv�, .gymnas­ium credit fo'r swimming;�ut_I ;swimas poorly. as when I came'·' her�. Icannot -intelligently discuss the pol­itical situation m Europe, eventhough' I 11a�c 'sudied t�e'. historyof the nation� 'of th�t continent. Qnemight say, "Btit you are the kind ofa peJeSon who docs things half­iheartedly." Nothing of the kind.\Vhen I worked Summer I. learnedto sell hooks well, to gather newsfor a cOt1ntry newspaper as well asanyone in the country, or tutor a·grammar-gradc hoy in a way 1'hat hehad never been tutored before. Idid the�e :things well because my em­plofers demanded the_ hest and didnot allow me to diffuse my cnergiesin a manner detrimental to their in­terests and mine. I have d�nc mycollcgc work comparatively poorlybecause my hest work was not re­quired of �e. and 1 was permittedto scatter my energies. I did somc:real con�tru�ti\"e work in the first;two Engli�h composition conrses Ihac\. The next ones T passed on "c"or "fl-" �rades. and I was allowc(l todo so without interference: I hadjsimply dropped from the "A" to the'lie" cIQss:: that was all. \Vhat pos­sihle good three majors of German("an do a man I do not know, hut mydean and the Pnh'ersity reqnire­ments p<'fm:tted me to cli<:("ontinnemy work in "erman in order that Imi:;ht ha\'c a 1(',<; :o<trenUO\1S program.cue to the cx:�enciec; of extra-curri­culum acth·iciCl". J mh;�ht be at­t�n,{l.ing a German ehurc11 to pol!�h(',fT my accent and re:Hting "FliegendeRJacHer" now if I hac1 reccivcdgt1ic1ancc of the kinc1 hut firm ordcr.If the authorities ,had decHnec1 toallow me to drift along with "P. C.A." perhaps I wouM he l'rottd of a.rC�11 ahility to swim thc crawl strokenow and a comforting knowledge WANTED-Young woman to relievemother of care of 3 months oldbaby afternoons, Hours can bearranged. Mrs. \V. \V. Hamburg­er, 5170 Michigan Ave, 3rd Apt.Phone Oakland 4337.By carrter, �2.:;O a )-e&r; $1.00 a quarter,J3y mall. $3.00 & )"e&r; $1.2!i a Q,u:1rttlr. A Senior WailTo the Editor:Ed1:oria.1·11uaineu om�. Ellt. �i.Telepbone llldwa� 500.Hyde Park :;iOI (alter D p. m..)1lall Box "0" Faculty Excban�e.!WaDaCIDC Edltor lIlnam KeDDlcoUNew. Editor Leon StellzAthletic Edltor - - - BeDlard ViDluk.",IllialDeu 3laDacer - - - Uurdette llutA880CIA'rB .EDl'rOBSSe.tnuel Kapl&DUOOr";e CottlnchamDororlly WjUistoD •• WUllam LymanBKPOBTEBa• • Harry Gorp.eH:ukell Rhett"X"eD the reporter baa aD office. aDd"Itb clear e,... aDd bODcat IaDcwacc. ma,.cathell lDJll»llce aDd polot &be WIQ' tup� .. '.-.K. L Sol·tlnt� .. l [,y llaroon Press. wll Cot.ta&e GIVITe.<fbitotial .;Some person well acquainted withundergraduat.es and the' Englishlanguage as well isUnder- responsible for a moseapt expression of theseeming lethargy ofthe undergraduate asfar as the acquisitionof information is concerned. Theexpression is. "The astonishing pow­er of the undergraduate mind to roe­sist the intrusion· of knowledge."And come to think of it, tJtat powerto refrain from acquiring knowledgeis veritably astonishing. Evidencesof it may he seen on every hand. Inthe first p!;;ce, consider the vastnumber· of undergraduates who areccntent to do the minimum work re­quired oi them. Is it not astonishingthat they can possibly be cont-ent todo "e" work, considering the excel­lence of instruction and the inter.estof the courses offer.ed at the Uni­versity. In the second place, con­sider the scoreS of undergraduateswho each year are dropped from theUniversity. It is almost inconceiv­able that young men and womenhaving come thus far should be ;;bleto do such poor work that the Uni­versity has to crop them. O·utsidethe routine of classroom wor� thesame astonishing power :.s visible. Itis astonishing, certainly that theaverage u!!dergraduate is woefullyignorant of the affairs of the worldconsidering the vast number ofchances he has to acquire informa­tion: lectures, talks with instructorsand students, books, magazin-es, itis. indeed, astonishing that s;tudents\vith such wonderful oPP�uniti(Sfor acquiring knowledge should laythemselves open to the just criticismthat they lack cultur.'!. It takes no­thing less than an "astonishing pow­er"-"to resist the intrusion ofknowlei!ge," for undergraduates tosneak through college on minimumgrades. and to r.emain uncultured inspite of unpara11ed opPortunities toacquire culture. had we been compelled :to averagelOB" instead of "C," and had we beencompelled to talk with a dean oncea month whe1lher we wanted to orThegraduateMind.not. 'FILING DESKS� •••••• I •• wmbclp )'ou dress styl­bhl, at a moderateexpense b, ki:oplng)'ou poued on tbe13t05\ fash Ions Inclotbes and bat& fiONo';'f' Fublon Deslsm.In eacb Issuo. Also"aluable Informationon a 11 borne aod per·10031 matters. 001,CJOc a ),'lnr. Includinga freo pattern, Su!)._ar.ta 1_ acrtbo toda, or .DeIfor !roo ample coW..c.D,...... will enableJ'Ou to mate In JOUowo homo. wltb )'ourown haDds. clotlllosr forrOQ�olf aod cblldren wblcb wl11 be porfec\In style and ftL Prtco-Done blltber Ulan Iiccnt& Send ror free Pauem CatalOCUe. ,W. Wile:;,. T ............. for R'8Wnlr lOb­scrt()tlons among ,our frtend.. Send ror freerrct�lum Catalope .. nd Casb PrIze Oft'er.1BElcQlLtwPIII.m .. ze .. S76�_"Very sincerely you�,Sad Senior.Patronize Maroon Advertiser.tHE DA tLY MAROON, TirtRsDA Y, APRIL i, iOft. P_MQ-C = ·�-z. Z" . " )- ,�U�MW��§ I�d �guIa�'�-----.-��--------�TO FEDERALS' ATTACK ITHE JOHNSON IPNEUMATIC SERVICEiTHE RECOGNIZED STANDARD'Installed in the UIll"ersity Iof Chicarc» BUUding.·single past second, wcnt to third onMalloy'lS single to right. and regis­tered on Boyle's clean wallop to 'cen­ter. Schaller started the fireworks in(Continued. from page one)tJ'SDER ST.'TE surERVISION.A NEW UGBTWEIGHT. DEEPPOINTED�I\q)¥ the seventh with a' triple to center,M.,tJoy was hit by a pitched ball andwent to first, Shaller scored 0.1' anasscd ball. Kearney missed Boyle'sgrounder. Boylc and Malloy ad­vanced on passed halt. Malloy scor­crl 0.11 wild pitch and Hutton wassafe on Xorgern's error, Boyle scor­:fI:!'. Bcrzwald was hit by thenit che r. Hutt scored and Schwinntook third on Carpenter's wild throw'of Schwinn's slow rollee, scoeingBe rg wald. Steinbrecher poled a' sin­�,:Ie and Schwinn scored.Steinbrecher stole second and thirdin succession and scored on fielder'schoice bv Carpenter. Farrell walked"dly whiffed, and Schaller reached'irst on fielder's choice. Farrell made'ftc e,i�hlh rim and Boyle and Hut­tell ended the nisrhtmare by �rouding Complete S,ltem. forall Method. fit Steamand Hot Watt!t HeatingControl of HumidityReducing ValYI. for Air,Water, and .�ot Water TankRegulator.IlIIIIIIt 2 .. 25 eta. Cbaett. P_boc!F a eo.. ....Makers of Arrow Shirts"The University Bank"Is Another Name for theWoodlawn Trust«& Savinas Bank1:0-& East G3rd Street. Cblc_Co.Like it, it is the largestand Oldest Institution ofits kind in this !>art ofthe city.It is the Nearest StateBank, to the UniversityEvery BankingConvenienceSavings accounts andchecking accounts arewelcome and appreciated. Johnson Service. CO.out. H. J. GILSON. Manager.Summary.ChicaKo Oftic�.177 NO. DEARnORN stREE'IThe summarv follows:Chi('al!O R H P A EC:.1tron. 3b ....••...•. 1 1 3 0 1r ohonati, 3b : .... _ .... 0 0 0 0 {\Gray. rf ..........•..• 0 0 (\ fi I·I �orgrcn. 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Stcinbrec cr. c •••••••• ,.1· 2 3 0 1Farrell; . :3b, .... ·... .; ••.. 1 . 2 .0 2 1Schwartz, p. '.�' •• ' .• "� 0 0 '0 1 (Keeley. p .. � . � • .- •••.•• 0 0 0 1 ( -:----THE . ·ority of AmatiteoverTothcr ready 'roofingis apparent to nnyone whouscsit.Amntite does awny with all roof­ing troubles and U:lDCCCSS3ry ex­penses because it .is made with al"C31 mineral surface which needs no,Painting.It is durable, fire retardant, prac­tical, economical,Don't buy nr:.y other roofing tillyou look up AlD:ltitc. Write tonearest office tor samples;.Everjet Elastic PaintBaTe JDOIl87 b,. mdn,r tht. bJac); 1*1_�=t:���..!��!�DU:!ji��c:.Il��I'OOllnp and aU expceod iron aDd wood.Barrett Manufacturing Co.Now York ChIcago Philadelphia BoIotmaOlevcl"nd t:)L Lord.. Pltbobur;daCi.Ilciunatl 1\aoa;a Cit,. IllllllcapoliatlootU" Corer. Ala.Directors.CI)'cSe l(; CarrE,lwln G. ForemanChalc. L. Hutchln.onWatlon E. BlairEJward A. SbeddFrtdc.rick W. Crosb7Rrnut A. HamillCahrlea II. Wacker .liartln A. Ryc-noD .Chauncey s, R1alr"Ed"'atcl B, Sutlee­Charle. U. HulbunlClarence Uuckln&tlamBenJamlD CarocDter Total ;�' 13 13 24 13 4Score hy innings R HChicago. 0 0 2 4 0, 0 0 2 8 9Federals 0 1 0 0 1 0 8 3 13 1Stolen bascs-Far.rell (2). Stein­brechcj- (2). Schaller. Bergwal:'Stains Sacrifices - Baumgartkre�:('inh"('che-. Two base hits-Free·man. Baumgartner. Kearney. Schal­. -:-r. Three base hits-Catron. Stein­brecher. Schaller. Schwinn. Double'-,_lays-:-Scofie1d to Norgren to DeJardien. Struck out-by Baumgart-lCr', 7: hy Carpentor. 1; by Schwa .. t71: hy Keeley, 1 .. Base on balls--offKeeley, 1; off Carpenter. 3: o�Baumgartner, Ii \Va:ld pitch-Car'penter. 'Passed hall-Mann (2). Umilire-Moriarty. PROFESSORS andSTUDENTSfIItIII 75 Cents.' Plain B:ttbs 25 CentOpen Day and Night.SARATOGA BARBER SHOJJ. H. Hepp, Prop.2g South Dearborn StreetExpert Manicurist.Scientific Masseurs�pert Chiropodi!o Good Night • •will find i:1 theHow the day's _ac­tivities on the tennis+++++++++++++++++ .. ++++++� .THESESDISSERTATIONSESSAYS, etc.promptly �nd accurately done.Shorthand dictation if required.UNIVERSITY TYPEWRITINGBUREAUNo. 9, 1130 East 56th Street.(Cor. Lexington,)+ •• +.+.+++++++.++++++++++� court, at goH, or A [ONVENIENT and SUE Butbaseball, are aU re-with all the facilities of a down towncounted in the eve- Bank under State Government super-ning__..:the plays made vision.'r missed; the blame placed; the ex­;u!es offered. If you use a Spaldingmplement you can alford to listen Checking and SaviDpaccounts invitedR«eoUftftl Un .. lIaif '. 1I1II1oD Dona .... Broadway, Cor. 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Iowa'Freeport, IU.Automatic 64472R. J. CARMICHAELDivisicn Passencer Agent.Patronize Maroon advertisers. WILL GIVE THOMAS CONCERT 1 UNUSUALLY LARGE- CROWD HEARS FIRSTMr. Stevens Will Lecture Monday on NIETZSCHE LECTURETuesday·s Concert. !.IIIWHAT ORGANIZATIONSA RE DOING HE RE .'1About 100 people attended the lee-The last Thomas concert will be ture given yesterday afternoon bygiven Tuesday at 4 :15 in Mandel. Mr. \Villiam Salter on Nietzsche'sMonday at 4 Mr, Stevens wilt give philosophy. Such a large and un ex­the customary free lecture on the pccted audience necessitated theconcert. The A Capella choir of changing; the place of the lectureNorthwestern university will give a from Harper MIG to Harper lectureconcert in Mandel Tuesday, April 15. room. Yesterday's was the first ofThis concert and those planned for a series of lectures to continue aTuesday afternoons during tUle re- course of Nietzsche given in themainder of the quarter, are, as here- Spring of 1910. The present series,-tofore free to all who arc interested, covering the last period of his work.but persons desiring admission must wilt be given on succe�sive Wednes­secure tickets for the series from Di- day afternoons.1'ector Stevens. Plains for a MusicFestival to take the form of a Wag»ncr centennial on May 22, the hun: POEMS WANTED FORdredth anniversary of the musician's SECOND ISSUE OFbirth, arc being discussed. It has LITERARY MONTHLYbeen suggested .that this festival maybecome an annual musical event afthe Univcnsity. I t is not too late to get in material.for the second issue of the ChicagoLiterary JIIotrtlrl), according to state-The Daily 'Maroon he balance ofthe year for $1.00. merits of officers yesterday. The issueis going to press immediately butmore stories can still be used. Poemsin particular are wanted]Patronize Our Advertisers,AMUSEMENTSEMPRESSTHEATER._. Street and Cottqc elroy. Ay.Week starting Sun.M&.tMar 30SULLIVAN a: CONSIDINBPRODUCING DEPARTMENTANNOUNCEJEWEL'S MANIKINSThe Most Skillful Exhibition on theStage Today.AMERICAN NEWSBOYS'QUARTETCHARLOTTEViolin VirtuesoGILMORE" LATOURIn Sense & Nonsense.VALVENVO & TRECKThose Comedy Acrobats.MENLO MOORE'SSUMMER GIRLSA Big Musical Comedy Treat.-7=30 aDd 1:15PRICESl0e---2�COIAIf'S GlANDA STAR AND PLAY TYPICALOF AMERICAGEORGE M. COHAN AND HISCOMPANY INBRO:\OWAY JONESpOWERSCharles Frohman presents"A Play Wltn Something Ior Every­body"THE YELLOW JACKETCHICAGOHELEN WAREBLACKSTONEBLANCHE BATESThe Witness for the Defeuse AMUSEMENTS. AMUSEMENTSJEFFERSON OLV�PIC55th Strect and Lake Avenue.Wm. A. Brady AnnouncesNOVELTY PHOTOPLAYFive Reels DIghU,. of the IntNt mOYiDspictures. Beat of mustc by high classorchestra. Come aDdht>ar our Dew $1.:;00 HINDLE WAKESpipe orpn. Season's Best Play-TribuneBy pRINCESSWilliam A. Brady's Chicago Play­houseExtra Spe� Fe�ture THE LADY FROM OKLAHOr�hReguest of University Students J'"HOMER'S ODYSSEY" By E�th Jorc3nin Three Reels A Great American ComedyTONIGHTADMISSIONMain Floor, all seata •• • ••• 10 AMERICAN IIUSIBalcony, aD leata. ••••••••• SO C BALLI•f __Cast of Famous PlayersTHE SILVER WEDDINGSTUDEBAKER Gertrude HoffmanTHE GREAT RAYMOND Broadway to ParisEvery Night & Sat. Mat.. SOc, 7�$1 .. $1.50CIA FasclnatinC Devil"Magic, Mystery and Miraculous mas­ions. COLONIALZIEGFELD FOLLIESMAJESTIC Extraordinary Feature.Chine Line Fooand Co. of 14 OrientalsANDREW MACKIn His Melody MonologueREINE DAVISThe Charming SingerMOVI NG TALKING PICTURESLolo; Nina Morris &. Co.; Joe Jack­son, Apollo Trio, Lorraine Mitchell,Tom Nawn & Co., Cecile Beresford. GARRICKWilliam Faversbampresents JULIUS CAESAR---------- --.-------ILLINOISpALACE MUSIC lULLWith an AU Star CastGeoree W. Lederer'.THE 7th CHORDThe "So Different" Music Play."THE LITTLE PARISIENNE"Master M�nd."MJ1e. Frcgoleska, Schenk &. Van, Mc-Connell & Simpson, Bronson & With Thos. A. WiseBaldwin, Geo. Felix & The Barry Most OrigiDal Comedy in Yearsl Girl�, Carric Reynolds, Carpos Bros. Toni&ht SOc to 11.50; ,1.00 llat. Wed.Senior Women's Social CommitteeThe Senior women's social commit­tee will meet today at 1 :15 in CobbGA. The following women havebeen asked to report: Edith Bradley,Annie Louise Ford. Ellie Hewitt,Mona Quayle. Myra Reynolds, HelenMagee, Augusj a Swawite, FlorenceRothermel, Olive Thomas and EvaGoldstein.Women's Glee Cluh Meeting.The \\'omen's Glee club will lW".'t:today at 1:15 in the Mitchell Towerconservatory. The club says it willhe �latl to welcome new members.Senior Women's Party.\Vomen of the Senior class \\:Iilhave an afternoon party tomorrowfrom ·1 to G in Greenwood hall.Score Club Dance.The Score club will give a danceSaturday afternoon in Rosalie hall.McCo� to Speak.Chester McCown. a graduate stu­dent in the Divinity school. will speak o'n "The Life of the Saved In­dividual" at the monthly meeting ofthe New. Testament club Monday atS in Haskell Reception room.Freshman Class Dance •The first Freshman class dance ofthe quarter will be held Saturday:afternoon. April 121 A"",angementsfor this dance were discussed at 3.meeting of the social committee yes­icrday, I� iNeighborhood Party.Plans for a joint Neighborhoodparty to be gUven the latter part or.April. were discussed yesterday at ameerinp of the Neighborhood coun­cil. The committees will be �n­noun ced later. The idea of a Neigh­Lorhood Day. to be held every yearin the Spring has been abandoned.Phi Kappa Psi Pledge.Phi Kappa Psi announces thepledging of C. O. Taylor or Ottum­wa, Iowa.GIVE PERFORMANCE OF I sible to repeat the play so that those"DON AGAIN THIS QUARTER who were unable to see it before.may stOll have an opportunity for 1- -am sure they will hasten to take ad-Dramatic Club to Present Spring vantage or it."Plays Later in Year-Will. Several other members or tIIle fac-Meet Tomorrow. tilty" among them Dean Linn, As­+, :6:1StQnt Professor Field. ProfessorRudolph Besler's "Don," last Tarbell, and Dr. A. K. Parker, alsocjUarler's Dramatic club success expressed .themselves as desirous orwil1 he repeated Saturday. Apnil 19, seeing the play repeated,in Mandel for the benefit of those Consider Spline P1ays.who were unable to attend the winter The regular spring one-act plays ofperformance. The cast will be the the Dramatic club will be held some-same as before. TIckets will be (insale Friday morrxng, and thereafterdaily until the performance,Concerning the performance of"Don" last quarter, Assistant Pro.fessor Charles W1hitney \V.right says:"T·he Dramatic club should be con,'gratulated on its presentation of'Don.' It was certainly one or thebest, if not tha bes1J amateur dra­matic performance I have ever seen.'and I believe that the Universityought to feel proud of an under­graduate organization which main­tams so high a standard in its ac­tivities as does the Dramatic club. 1earnestly hope that it wil.l prove pos- ";,what later in the quarter than usual.M any plays are under consideration,including HA Bit of Old Chdso,""Little J taly," and some of PercyMackaye's recent one-act fan'ta�es.A meeting or the club will be heldtomorrow .. 10:15 in Cobbr 9B forthe purpose of discussing plans forthis quarter, The meeting will not be�eld in the Dramaric club room inHaskell, because or LSpring house­cleaning.MAROON ADSBRING RESULTS I,·".;',;.,A certain wise man:said-"Read not to, contradict and COD­fute,nor to believe andtake for, granted."No - you'd bettersmoke "1f,J" 'IIMiniature Musical Comedy,25 peopleThomas A. Edison'SIn Paul Armstrong'. play of the hoar TALKING MOVING PICTURES CORTTHE ESCAPE . Presenting Edmund Breese in "The It is its own mostconvincing argument,\Ve cannot tell you thefull richness-the de­lightful smoothness,of Velvet. Nor cananyone else. Youmust learn that from.your pIpe.