•" -., ,Th-e Daily Maroo'nPubUalled Aftenaoou by the Stu4eDta of the UDlnralty of Chicaco Daria, the Pour � of tile UDlftraity YearVOL. I.' No. 142 CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 14, 1903FOUR-YEAR COURSES BEST A GOOD JOKE ON FAMOUSChicago Educational ConferenceDeclares the Four-Year CourseShould StandYale UDiveraity Issues an AthleticHandbook for Students' Use-1iews of the UDlversitielThe meeting of college professors andpresidents, called by the NorthwesternUniversity, with but a few dissentingvoices declared that the present four-yearcourse should 'remain as it is. There wereJ 25 presidents and professors present.The principal question under discussionwas the relation of the college course tothe professional or technical schools. Itwas held by nearly. ev� speaker that thecollege has a field ·peculiar to itself, irre-­spective .of technical or professionalschools.The Yale University Athl�tic Committeeis preparing a handbook of the rules andregulations of all University' Athletics.The book will contain the athletic consti­tution adopted in March, faculty rules, -in­signia rules, general rules, the Yale-Har­vard agreement, eligibility rules, a stcte­ment about the athletic subscription fund,and an article on. the Graduate AdvisoryCommittee on track athletics. The book willbe ready very shortly and will be ,::.:!.;.i:to other colleges and universities and toall members of the university who are inany way connected with Yale athletics.• • *Yale cleared $.25,307 • .21 on last I fall'sfootball team.An oil well has been discovered at "theUniversity of California.Spring footb.dl practice begaD last wCeItat .tbe-Uai�-:-o£'-)lelm b .�.' .Half a million d�llars has been, appfo..priated for dormitories at cOrnell.The PrincetoD' Gun Oub rec;catly' � de­feated the University: of PeDDS71v;miateam by a score of .2.20 to .211. 'About tIlirty men �re coming out regu­larly for rowing practice at "Stanford Uni­versity and are making rapid. progress. .Yale has revived an old custom. Twi�ea week in the spring' the university glee'club sings college songs at the SeniorF� . .Barnard Conege students recently pre­sented "The Man�vres' of J�e." Itproved to be the most successful play evergiven by· the undergraduates of Barnard.The request that members of the wo­men's tennis team at Stanford be grantedsweaters with the official "S" has beenrefused by the athletic committee. Theirsweaters will have the word "Tennis" onthem.At Cornell all but five fever -patientshave been discharged from the care ofuniversity health authorities, and tlie' in­firmary annex in Stimson Hall' is aboutto be· abandoned. There are but five pa-.tients in the infirmary. and all are conval-escent.MR. STAGG ADDRESSES '06 MEETING�eD Gatlaer· ill 'Kent ad Declare-,They Will Cheer Their TeamApIDst DliDoia SaturdayThe Freshmen held a mass meeting inKent this morning to arouse enthusiasmfor the baseball game between the Uni­versity Freshmen and the Freshmen ofl11inoiS, whi� ·is· to be 'played next Satur-. da� afternoon at 3 o·clock..; The p...e'ident � Of· the class. introducedMr. Stagg, who congratulated those present:for t��isl��spirit.; � �e�ufged them, tostrive ,��ring the class together Saturday.:not sCI,'much for the game as for the benefit'that· iJi'e','-c1ass would derive from having';1 .c��i�t..':-"-.r' .I: A. committee was then appointed to ar-�ra. nge_ �ll�� �ol0!S' and spec:.ial fea­tures. �ittee"is Vogt. Gate. John­.son, P�ttee:" and Hatfield. Tickets· were'distributed, and may � obtained from any�ember �f the class. FIRST COLLEGE TENNIS MATCH PRELIMINARIES IN DECLAMATIONNotice Expressing DissatisfactionWith His Work Causes HimBuch'WorryBe. Plan Pzot,oaect in Bou wm BeCarried Oat in DetailSays. FamousAmerican Scholar;" and S. S. Wright.mobile and presses clothes fo; Universitymen, has, decid� upon an innov�ffon inthe pressmg bus mess •. , Last week' a . notice-was posted. on the S'�ell Hall bsslletiDboard annoumfiig that-all persons inter-'ested in the �ol'Qling of an emporium forthe cleaning and pressing of garm�ts andthe shining of shoes should assemble inthe parlor of Snell Hall and offer suitablepropositions to the executive committee.Thus the plot· is furnished for thedramatization by· the Press.Act I.(In the distance Famous is seen ap-. proaching, astride his haughty steed. Dutis flying in clouds' from under its tiredwheels. In the door of Snell stands Fred'the janitor. The fray is on.) ", Fred.-Ahoy· there, Knight I list unto:me.Famous.-Whoa . beft:.1· (as be back­pedals and alights) wait till I hitCh..(Famous hitches' the � auto "��, ',';lP:-rpreaches Fred.), '. '" I,. ,(Fred' then explains to FuloWi that the'men' in the' halls and fraternity-houses ha�ebecome. dissatisfied with· hi. work anddesire a change. In' brief, .. the men. ueKoing to have their clothes pressed on �so-much-a-mcnth plan. Famous 'list� ij.amazement. Then, s�' 'to the' side' .'of Alwa�waitinc, 1Iia'·� he'mcnmta-Fr���;i:·��;;·�.·i·,�·>�.:·.'Famous.-Back to the. aIaop.._Act II. Scene I�(Scene. the interior �f' Famoa·. Co.'�shop. Famous and ',tile Co.' m� anima�conversation.)Famous.-A bid, a bid r- That is what.Co.-How moch •• J.?_ ..Famous.-Make it low. and we1l win. 'Co.-Ha! The bid's the thiilg'�we'll bieak the schcininC of· this riJic.".(Famous then seizes· a Pen in his,. tiPthand and the ink on the pen and writes.as follows: .Committee of S. and P.:Gentlemen: -In 'answer to yours of the'firs� inst., we· quOte you the· followingproposition:, .First, the' committee should guaranteeus a patronage of 300 students each month..as stated in committee's commwiicatioo ofMay 1. 'Second, we agne to sponge, press, dolight mending, and hand cl�ing' of. doth-·ing, not exceeding three sUits,. or �-'·lent. per month for QFh student. .', '. '.Third, we further ap,-ee to give' eachstudent shines. not to' exeeed fifteen shines:per month.. ' : _Fourth. the fee for above services shouldbe $1"%5 per month, for each: student,· pa�able in adnnce.In closing allow us to suggest that 7ou'see us personally' in order 'that we maycome to. a better �Yoars �y, ..Ne.bet..- 'and' DeBarr7.Famous.) . -,' - -, . ""... ,N:.t., n. Scene 2.,(Famous. apai Dais Snell Hall Thecommittee m� .im,.' and as the Sh�of welcome die away, inform him that' Jaisbid has been underbid. Famous must meetthe lower price or all is lost. Act II closeswith Snell Hall still in the same. place andgreat patches' of sky overhead.jAct III. Scene I.:(Famous and Co's secondo'reply is beingconsidered by the commi_ttee. The faintplash-plash of a distant fount, mingledwith "In the Good 'Old Summer Time'"done by hand on a street piano, lends deepcolor to the scene. As the cunain rilesFred is discovered stealinc oft' the. stqe.Scene I is simpl, a tableau and no taIkincis allowed.)Act III. 5ceDe 2.(Fred meets Famous at 136 potIIICII.They clinch ,:mel the pug ...... )(CoDtiDaed 0Ia pap 4, � 2)- ,... ,..-:.-,,.- ,�,�:�� �,,- ...:::-j...... ;:".. -. .,;.� ���::;� .. '... ''!'l:"'; .....". \�. -r-;.:.... ,�._!..� ...._-:, -t.:�:-, .� :.' o_ ._ :_1.' •Chlca,o and Wisconsin Jleet Here T�mOll'OW aDd Saturday-Badgers areStrong ad Expect to WinThe first intercollegiate tennis match inthe West this year wi11 begin tomorrow.Fresh from its victory over the Quadranglr.Club, the Chicago team will meet Wiscon­sin, the matches in doubles beginning at \.z : 30 tomorrow afternoon, and the singlesat 9: 30 Saturday morning, on the homecourts.The match is a decidedly' important OM'for our team. In the first collegiate 'matchof the season, our squad, containing onlythree or "four experienced men, will meetthe team which is now considered by manycritics to be the strongest candidate forthe western college tennis championshipthis year.The tournament will consist of four sin­gle and two double matches, the numberof men participating on ea.ch team beinglimited to four.Wisconsin will be represented by I.. Seaman, captain; E. L. Morley, manager;C. Garnett, and either Jack Woods orCharles Haugan as fourth member of theteam, Morley and Garnett are the starsof the team. . In a recent match to' decidethe first representative in singles of theWisconsin team, "Cy" Garnett, who is afreshman and an alumnus of South Divi­sion High School, succeeded in tyingMorley, an experienced varsity'player.Chicago will be represented by CaPtai�Bingham, Nelson. Russel, and either Moor­head or Bates. A match between thesetwo men to select the fourth member ofthe team will be played this afternoon.The match, as a whole. promises to beclosely played and will bring. out somegood tennis. In spite of the reportedstrength of the \Visconsin team and theconfidence .which· the:.Badgera ba'Ye of win-niiig--;�Ptam���·"�:.�.o�ful-o£ ':ric-'tory and promises. at Jeast a.. ,cl�se andwell·contested match. Contest for Lower Juniors Held ill KentYesterday - Ability of ContestantsGives Judges Trouble in SelectiDg Teny esterday afternoon the preliminariesof the Declamation Contest of the LowerJuniors were held .in Kent Theater. Thedeclamations were generaliy 10 well de­Iivere�. that the judges experienced diffi­culty 1n deciding upon the ten to bechoscm The following were selected:': A. C. Bruce, L L., Falk, A. L Gridley,A. L. Hopkins, L S. Lewinsohn, L. W.Raper, Leona Reiman, Eo D. Roseen, E.W. Stem, C. W •.. Thomas.The p�irninaries for the' Upper Juniorswill be held this afternoon at 4 o'clock,in' Kent Theater. Those who .are enteredand their subjects are:C. Bevan, "Demanding Ju;tice;" B. G.Harrison, "The Martyr President;" E. M.Kerwin, "Ingersoll's Speech Nominatin&Blaine ;" E. .Kline. ,. Affairs in Cuba ;"Nellie Merriam, "Affairs in Cuba;" R. P.Mulvane, "Liberty under Law;" W. S.·Sherman, "Lincoln's Gettysburg Speech;"H. D. Sulcer, "For the Greater Republic;"S. S. Terry, "The .Eloquence of JohnAdams;" S. H. Weddel, "A Joy ForeVer;"C. W. Paltzer, "O� McKinley's NomiDf­tion;" V. A. Kulp, "Th�.j;DutY of theAmerican Scholar;" �ir. . .' S� Wright.t1ITTING AND SPRINTING CONTESTBueball Game With Purc1ue Karke4 Byll.a&geel PlayiDg-chicago WiDa25 to 14Perhaps it was due to. the cold weather,but at any' rate the Chicago-Purdue gameyesterday afternoon was a .very poor ex­hibition of baseball, being characterizedby many errors and poor fidding.The score:ChiC3&O_ R. H- P. A. E.'��:'\'���'.·o·.-.,.· .... :s--z--:-�r .-2t"SlDart,' rE. •••••• • • • • • • •• 4 1 0 0 rSloan, cf •..•..•....••••• 3 4 I .1 0Baird, . ·3b. . .•... ;....... 3 I I 4 '1Harper, c •..•..•..•....•.. 4 2 6 0 .1Patrick, sa. ..••.•. . • . . •• 3 I ..3 3 2Startzman, rb, • ••.••••• � I 0 11' I 2Merrifield, If. .....•..•.• 2 .2 .2 0 IMaxwell; p. 2 .2 I 5 1DESIGNS FOR ,C BENCH 'SUBMITTEDDeiDite Action on· Gift to be Taken.Wec1Deac1ay�or_ Bini ToDlght- In HitchcOck BallThree designs for the' contemplated Cbench to be given to the University bythe Senior Class have- been . submitted. Theprices for the three benches are $J,700.$1,000, and $375. The one for $375 is a... simple, straight bench. and not at alladequate, Whether the $1.o00-bench canbe redrawn so' as to meet the possibilities,of the Senior Class exchequer has not yetbeen ascertained.' The matter will be set­tled definitely Wednesday at the classmeeting.The third Senior sing will be held infront of Hitchcock Hall tonight at seveno'clock. It is expected that the whole '03class will tum out this time because of thepropitious weather and �ring-like cli­mate.At the Senior. Oass meeting yesterdayit was announced that �e quarterly classdueS of So ",-ents are now due and shouldbe turned in immediately to the treasurer.Charles Hoseland. at Box 152. FacultyEx�Frank DeWolf. the chairman on com­mittee on program and invitations, yes­terday catled for an estimate on the num­ber ()f programs and invitations wanted.It was found that all the class wantedthem. Totals ..•..•..•....• .25 J5 .27 J5 II. Purdue. R. H. P. A. E.Cohen, 3b. .•••••.••.•••• .2 1 1 I 5Palmer, rf. • .••.•..•..•• 0 3 1 0Goetje, cf, � •••••.••..•.• 2 1 0 2Leslie, rb, . .••••.•••••• : 1 1.2 0 1Witt, c. �..... • • . • • • . . •• 3 .2 3 0 0Ritter, ab, ..••.•••••••.• .2 .2 1 5 .2COok, 55. • •••••••••••••• '3 3 1,.2 2Zimmerman. If. • • • . • • . .• '1 .2 0 0Ide, p. . ." ..•. � . :. • • • • •• 0 0 0 .2 0Penick, p, � •••••••• ' ••••• 0 0 0 .2 ITotals ..•..• , ..•.•••• 14 U .24 13 13Chicago ..•...• , •• 5 4 9 5 0 .2 0 0 *-25Purdue ..•••..••. 4 1 3 .2 0 0 1 0 3-14Stolen' Bases - Bezdek, Merrifield.Gaetie, Leslie. Two-Base Hits-Harper.Witt" Leslie. Ritter. Three-Base Hit$­Bezdek, Sloan, Witt, Cook. Home Runs-:-Merrifield, Cohen. Double Plays-Bairdto Startzman; Patrick to'Startzman (2).Innings Pitched-By Ide. 3; by Penick,6. Hits Made--Off Jde. 9; off Penick, 6;off Maxwell, 1.2. Struck Out-By Max­well, 6; by Penick,.2. Bases on BalIs­Off MaXwell, 7;: oft' Ide. 5; off Penick, 3.Wild Pitches--:Maxwell,' 2; Ide. 1 ; Penick,I. Hit by Pitcher�By. Ide, Smart. PassedBall-Witt. . Time' of Game--.2: IS. Um­pire-Dr.. � M. Hotlister.Medica·Will Play I.&1ra Saturclay A.II.The Medics have decided that it is abouttime to 10weP the ftying colors of the LawSchool baseball team. Therefore they haveorganized a squad of nine men from theHun Court neighborhood and win play the.former Saturday morning at 10: I S. onllarshall Field.Dramatic Cub 'l'riala. SoonOne week from today the Dramatic Oub.will hold its quarterly trials for member­ship. There are !lcven places vacant andaU who are interested are· urged to cometo Kent Theater at 4 p. m., next Thursday,and try for the club. Plays Fixecl for Jue 12 aDd 13The committee which has had in chargethe arrangement of dates for the Univer­sity play decided this morning that theplay will be produced on the afternoon ofJune 1.2, Junior Day. and the evening ofJune 13. Doth performances win be givenin Lexington Hall.The Reverend Sisters and attendingstaff of the Providence Hospital announcethrough the DAILY MAROOJf that their com­petitive examinations for interneships willbe held in the �ospital building on themorning of Friday. May IS. at 8 o'clock. Trials for membership in the DramaticOub will be held Thunda,.. May 21, � Pom. in Kent Theater.�%�� ���: .����: .. Co! ('y� i!:�:l:�-;'::' ;;: !i ?7'?J ,:.: ��:'� :,:��';y ;;:: i· :-'�: '.' ,'":;,--:-,,;�,: :-�' f '!" '.... : �:: •• .: .• ,:! T - :::�. . ��:: .. : " ',� ?�.y' ':.�:: :' ) ,,;; ':',;::': "; ,;:� !.: ' •• : '. ' i<�::r."� �>:' i:" � '\�::�: � ; ..... ','\. '�� :;"CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 14, 1908The Daily MaroonFOnDerI,. the UDlYCnity of Cbicaeo Weekly.�Dm'T.JMo Uaiwenity of Chic:aco Weekly •. October I. II9aTH. DAILY MAaC?C* - October I. IQOII. .."S COJITRlBU1'IOBS RBQ1JB8TBD.PabUsbed by the stucSeata 01 the UaiYenlty 0( Chi·aao every aftcl'DOO •• except Saturda,. � Suada,. duroill2 the 46 weebof the UDlycnlty ,.car.Plaeat bOard of -edilon' aad busiDCU. maaquaatbodllCCl by studeDt-bod,. ID IUU meetiII2 lola,. 15,IQOII.Membenhip OD aabeeQueat boards of editors to be__ IDCCI b,. competitioa opeD to aU .. ucla .. iD theUDiYCnity.BO'ARD OP BDlTORB:::::tsDf.:sitor • •• -. - � ��"=a��= :Athletic Editor - Ro •• .-r L. H.Nn', Ja.ASIOCIA� .Dnoa.FauCI. F. TlicaE ..FllAJCrc McNAI.Eu P. GALK ADEL .. .-rT. STIIWAJtTFllAJCrc R. ADAIIS WAL�. L. c..oa.vAUsruc A. HAYDGWOIIIIII 8DIIa.SMI •• ACNU WA'fIIAII KISS l.IDrA 1Lua1.m..'GI'�.·nc...DMDJ.M ........ EDDTJ.sm.n11 .... � R. M&'ftttUt RAUII:fS'. KULVAJI&101m MAIl't E. BAaaa '�AaD M.·KanmcAuaT W. SIIDD Ii'DGuEwDeG�n KUJf& E. D. F. BvnaanELD�A. VAMPATnQeBU8I1IB88 STAPPTHE DAILY MAttOON Ta& MGln'RLY MAIIOOICBusi_ MIUIa£eI' - .' - BYROM G. 10100IIAaistaat B.siDea MaDaeer • .' JUUAN L. BIIGDjAdYerdsiDJ Maaqer - - PLA'1T M. CoreaADRush MedIC MaaaEel' J. W. SWlnDally Subscription, $3 per 4 quarters 1St for 3 month.8y Mallin city 14 per 4 quarters 1St ,25 for 3 monthsSabKrl� recelftd at 'Tbe a.u-" 0IIce. R_ 7. The=....!� ii':{'t ID • '1'be .a.u-'. Boll. the FacultyPrlate4 by the 'ODlYeftlty 0( Chkaco PressEDITORIALS.: '''........ ..'. Replying to Mr. Chandler's com­munieation of yesterday regardingthe last base�all.g�me with Michigan,THE DAILY MAROON desires to pointout the circumstances of the-case asan excuse for the slight attendance .. �The game was played on � Mon­day afternoon. the busiest o_f all busydays in: the. college week. !a- mass�eetin.g��� -�������possible. Studies ana. �eetings ofsocieties and fraternities' also inter­fere with, attendance at 'a Mondaygame. However, 'the point about:unorganized cheering is 'well taken.'THE. DAILY' MARC'lN suggests thatthe Senior College-Council appoint. regular.cheer leaders for the baseballg�eo/whose duty it shall be to getthe men together at the games andget them to cheering with good old" Chicago's.".; .'.,1-,:-''� .The banquet' to be given by theMorgan Park Club to the Seniorne Bater- Class of the Academy is::;;tIIlt of a laudable work distinctlyPrepr.r&to�·' worthy of emulation by� . ._ alumni of other prepara­tory s�hools which stand in a posi­tion to. send .their graduates to theUniversity. Especially is this truein ��g�d' to South Side Academyand__ the Manuai Training School�standj�g, as - they do, in such Closerelationship to Chicago. There; arem��y high schools, to�, -which sendenough. and more studentS . to' theUniversity to make p�ible. clubslike' the: Morgan Park (:ll11>, . and,therefore,' banq�ets and entertain­ments such as the ODes planned. Itwill take SOIne organizing, but this issimple, and an end in itself. Themain thing, however accomplished,is to get the Seniors to the Univer·sity, and the Morgan Park Club hasdone well in working toward this end.When once planned, if a sugges­tion be allowed, the banquets, or_whatever 'form of entertainment isdecided upon, should have a dis--tinctly University ·tone. There isalways the possibility, when alumniand students from anyone schoolget together, that that· school will, . receive all the attention. ,Men restupon their .preparatory records, andthese are held up rather than thesmaller number, perhaps, of Univer­sity honors.' The alumni are apt toregale their guests wLth stories ofhow things were in their days, andquite naturally, but it is not to thepoint of the plan. The work is forthe University, and it is around theUniversity that interest should bemade to center. .On Saturday afternoon the Fresh­man baseball team is to meet the Negligee Shirt at $1.15These warm days should find your stock of negligeeshirts replete with the latest styles and newest fabrics.Here's an offer that �i11 give you the opportunity toget some of the swellest effects at a big reduction.The styles are correct-they're S. & M. standard-.the fabrics are oxfords. cheviots, madras, and percales.Cuffs come attached· or detached. Haberdashers ask$1.50 for the same things-So & M.'s price $1.15. f1.'....Freshmen of Illinois' inAll out,'08 the first inter-collegiateclass' .baseball game played in the), �est . .The . occasion demands that;h I f ' 6' k hi . Students. desiring to secure a posuwn tot e. casso 0 ma e t IS event a teach will find it to their interest to consult-success in every way, by both' moral James F. McCullough, 639 Fine Arts Build-and finucial -support. The' Fresh. ing, Chicago.:. man class should come out in such .... ------------- ...9ik7Y 91!9le�numbers that the men of '06 cannot. but realize th.t they have suppostersback of them who will rejoice intheir victory, and, if necessary, sym­pathize with them in defeat. Finan­cially, the bringing of the team fromChampaign is no small item, and willrequire a considerable attendance tomeet it. On the Freshman team de­volves the duty of showing theirbackers that they have not placedtheir trust in vain. They must makegood by playing together in perfectunity, and with such enthusiasm asto make the contest one of the great­est games in their college careers.We have confidence that 1906, bothon - the field and in the bleachers,.will rise to the possibilities of theoccasion.E,?itor: O� ,�ln: .v ,,--:- 1 want to tell you and your readers howI have managed to worry along during thelaundry 'strike by-. usi9g the Gargoylettesout of your paper for laundry. I· findthat the long, flat Gargoylettes such asyou wrote last week make excellent col­lars. I intend to . patent this idea. Ishall call it the "Gargoylette Collarette."Yours truly,MARc'Os A'ORELI'OS DooLEY.ENDURANCE CONTEST. As �e go to press a mob of heathenand athletic-looking' students are ascend­ing to the roof of Kent to attend the mob­meeting. Full account of the mob meet­ing, with tabulated casualties, will appeartomorrow; also a colored photo of the'winner. of the contest:NOT ON THE W","GOKHayward D. Warner today vehementlydenied that h� made a speech at a Pro­hibition meeting_ He did not discuss thetheme, "The Saloon as.a Social Center,"he says.The "Michiganensian," of the Universityof Michigan, will appear next week. Thebook is the largest ever issued and hasmany special features,; This issue willcontain 530 pages, pictures of 599 of themost prominent alumni, and the cuts ofover 700 seniors. One of the features ofthe book will be a section devoted to foot­ball, besides a full writ�up of everyplayer. trainer. �4 coach; full-length cutsof every one �lI'also appear.OUT- OF--FASHION?­Ou·t of tbe World/1-'No ODe 8ppftdatel this oriadPIe IIIOI'e keenl_'thaD the col1qe IDIIII. 8at iD CIothill$ there ..!DOle to be coasidemfthaD"Fahioa. EYt:TJ'eanaan·ma1cer. c:astom or othenrille. can copythe 1CaOD' •• �Ies. Ranember that 0ftI' andabon: this coaform.tioa 10 the fashiori plate.. lIea the SECRET OF SUCCESS Ira c:reatiYetailorine. I rdeT 10 Ind;'idaslity. .Why do men RO oat 01 their .. ,. to 11ft- aid� do m,. �toaIcn al� rem:aiD custom.ns. Not bealU!Ie my work - i. like othcn.� is nay �rment made by me a desirableadftfti�eat. Why did my business 'of thl.ICUOIl enjoy aa Inc:ra� of 1oC1J 0ftI' that 01lat? Not beca1IIe my work .eb ind;'idaal­ity. My whole iDIa"elIt. mind, and bean eonInto each ,arment built at my hands. Le1nay man leana 10 do one thine wen .nd sac·cess is his.Yours amrioas 10 1efYe,M. J. COFFEYTailor to Busli'less Men I.. ----------------------------Tde'pboDe Ccatral3439 .,SCHLESINGER & MAYER��'tZlIl3'athP1337.'-" ..... 63ai St. .. l.aIIItoa An.TeL c.t. 2675 TeL .., .. r.t 1229C'tItter .... w • .,....Park 6rocery .and Market!":4i:�;,���� .'tfI394 E. Plfty.Pifth StreetEngraved Invitations• Programs •Fraternity Stationery.WM. FREUND& SONS,176 State streetOppu51&ll Palmer Hour. eDVuace.JlYDB P.&Blt AlID CBJCAGO BEACH STABLESJ. H. KINTZ(PIIOpalll:roa): lackson .. Park Staples273 But Pifty-8neJlth Sm:!' .Tcl..Oaldaad SS2 CHICAGOi 10 , "::ii:." \,Hlggtns" . Cafe333-5 E. 634 St.CtI""r M"tliull A",.Tbe best of everytbl ...OPEN DAY AND NIOHTIt - PayS to Advertise iii the Maroon. 9 E. Forty-seventh st.(near Ill. Central Station)'Phone Oakland 1269. After 7 P. II •• orSunday, 'phone Gray 404Unlined Suits from $35 up.Silk-Uned Suits from $"0 up.Skirts from $15 up�If You Want lfyott havePlctures to framelake them 10CHA.S� E� ALDER,A I�e aad 'Well .selected atock offramed plcture.s. suitable for Qllts,. always On · ... eW.T ...... 1070 IIiI'ItaH. Z' E ISSLADIES' TAILORHolmes. ME-NJS-�··-··\:-WEAR .198 Dearborn StreetMarquette Bldg.. ,It Pays to· 'Advertise in the Maroon.Money A. LIPMAN,99 But KacUaon at.Dlamoads. W:atdan..Jewelr,.. aDd ADtiqaa. for sale;. Old Gold aDd SUYef Bourhton�HE . unparalleled advantageS of ourestablishment as a store for womenhave long been re�d. This super­iority did not come to us by accident,but is the result of a well planned andcarefully sustained system by which theworld's greatest fashion- -calters" andtheir most noted designers are conStantlyreflected in our ever-changing style ex-��i!B� position. We are constantly showingr..-_.�iiIoiii:ii�-.t# the latest and most striking novelties inMillineryNeckwearBelts WaistsSuitsSkirts GlovesHandkerchiefs :"Hosieryand as _to prices-the result : of comparison is Invariablyin Out favor.Rothschild :C&\:.C.ompa'!17··�te aftd Va�; BGre�- �t���,i:_ .A Store for Women� -, ,,' ":. !�.!��...._;"�� ;�""': ,/�, :';Y1'?:.:'�<': i ; ':,: �;' � <, ' �, ::'" � .. �; '. ":' ;, :' ' . '.;: � \. �')? ' �". "', �.� :' � :,,, � ::�; :,'>'�: '); ,. �,,;, : :': �. �:' '.' ' ';:: ,,';" " �:" : '''.; .. � � ;;S " ; :.,: Ie: � t :�'i ':: :";-::' �.� ?;: :��' ��:� '�.� t::-�'?f ����: �� f::' �¢t��<"'.':..:�.;, ':�I.�;.:.����:.'f';'.. ����.' .,�III,.. ".. 44ti......"I � "!.'��;.CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 14;, 1908.�� ........ ....,.. ........ .,� "The Varsity �Suit" l,U __ ·7 l# WjJUam Sachen• ••�. TAILOR# 320 East Fifty-1iftb It.�� Is the proper suit for! diefnbers of the Uni- !, v,erslty of Chicago ,......... """�....,.. ...........Scheyer,Hoglund CO.TAILORS89 East Madison St •• '- Suite 9-12. ova nmuCBllBlfTS ARB:GuaraDtee of perfect fit, high gradeworkmtDahip, and the ,latest creationsof style aDd fashion at moclerate prices.Spalding's OfficialAthletic Almanacfor :1903The only Almanac published that con­tains a complete. list .of Americ�n Best-on­Records and Complete List of Champions.Over 530 Pictures of Prominent Americanand Foreign Athletes.PRice IOc. A. O. SPALDINO & BaoS.NewYorJc. 0lic:aI0 :DCIIftr BaffaJo ':..:.Ba_J�.. _ •.-=5Z-5 'SH(}�THANDIN ONE HOURIn 40,. 60 cJa� Mrs. Lena A. WhIte� tolDakerouan�stenog­raphet and typewriter or rifmId your1IIOUjo.. Hundreds of. students. haTe� her system in ODe boar. Con­tinuous school session. Individual in­struction by the author •.WHITE'S COLLEGE103 IlICBIGAN AVE.Do . You Darice?11.,. �a .01 &ad a fiDe IIStOItIDeDtof cIaDc:iae. party. eac:ba. cIbmer.wedcIiDc. aad sapper 'non at •••. Gunther's Confectionery::al::a State St� � I MAJO�S .... d MINO�S I I �VSH MItDIC NOTES I,I Mr. John Tope is pledged to Psi Up­silon.Invitations have been issued by the Sig­ma Club for a dance to be given at theChicago Beach Hotel, Saturday evening,MaY.23·Charles Hogeland and Ralph Nettletonaft' attending the 70th annual conventionof the Psi Upsilon fraternity, at UnionCollege, N. Y.The University Dames witt entertain themembers of the Woman's Union at theroom. of the union next Saturday after­noon, 'from 3 to 5 o'clock. Porcelain andpottery witt be discussed.The first of the. series of the inter­fraternity games between the Alpha DeltaPhi chapters of the University of Chi­cago and Northwestern University wasplayed Friday afternoon on the LincolnPark diamond. The purple players wonby a score of 1.2 to II. The umpire. wasE. E. Perkins, of Chicago .... f.::�· .The ru�or, circulated by some of themorning pajlcrs, that President Harper issoon to take • trip around the world, visit­ing China and JaPan especially, with a'view toward'· affiliating schools in thosecountries ia unauthentic. and has no foun­dation whatever.--ac:cording· to an officialstatement . ..wJc this morning. The tripwhich ·the ''PsaideDt expects to take thissummer is purely for the purpose of recrea­tion from the strenuous duties of hisoffice. . AulStin A. Hayden, of the Junior Oass,has recently been made recording secretaryof the St. Mary's College Alumni Associa­tion.Dr. Shennan Silalding will give a lec­ture, illustrated by stereopticon views, onthe subject of "Smallpox," in the LowerAmphitheater, Tuesday, May 1.2, at 4 p. m.Students and their friends are cordiallyinvited. .Professor Arthur Dean' Bevan, of the.Department of Surgery, presents his long­looked-for paper on "X-rays as a Meansof Medical. and Surgical Diagnosis," beforethe meeting of the National Medical Asso­ciation in Washington this week. Thispaper embodies the results of his wide ex­perience in this line of scientific .investiga­tion.Dr. Palmer Findley, of the Departmenti of Obstetrics and Gynecology, has just had, his. new work on Gynecology placed uponthe market by the W. B. Saunders Publish­ing Co. . The work is extensive, comprisingover 600 ;pages of text. cuts, and illustra­tions. A similar work on obstetrics isexpected soon from the pen of E. ClarenceWebster, professor and head of the de­partment .I,ACADEMY ITItMS IMorgan Park Academy has a supera­bundance of weight-throwers and broadjumpers this year. Garrett, Wrigley, andSchober all throw the hammer over 1.20feet. Wrigley. Bennison, and McCon­aughy put 'the shot over 41 feet. and Mc­Conaughy, Stillman, and Garrett all broad­jump over 21 feet. \Vith these records,.�organ Park ought to make a good show­ing in all the coming meets, as many arejust realizing the fact that they must trainhard.The new Bartlett Gymnasium, which hasbeen so often and so long delayed by labortroubles, will probably be- completed byOctober I.It witt be one of the most perfectly ar­ranged structures of its kind in this country.It is built of the same kind of limestoneas the other University buildings, andhannonizes with them in every way, yetit has a distinct character of its own. Themain features of the building are thegymnasium floor, sWimming-pool room,and special room for the-use of the . Fac­ulty. The Alliance Franeaise meets on Satur-.day, 12: 30 p.m., in Room 410, Fine Arts,Building; "Les . Moratistes" (Voltaire), E.• Sicard.6reat Northern Hotel Bldg. 96 Madlsoo st. 97 E. Randolph st.Brooks- �11 .ell- �O�r' �p.,..� .. " .. ' I,.._. """, II�' ••• , •••• _......,.."; : A';" -.'and STYLE., 0 r • 3 • 0 0 t han 'a n 7other HATTERS in ChicagoThey Make Tkem Tlr,at's WhyThree Store. IOurStockofImportedWoolens1I1� STRUt·CIIICA8O. 'II... --------------------------------We Believe Our Present Cus­tomers to be the Best Refer­enee We Can Oive YouOpposite Hyde Parle Bank. Tel. Hyde Park 1037 isCompleteOur�WorkisDoneEntirelyonthePremises Our Fa�lIitles for Handlinethe Trade Are Equal to AnyTailor In the City •• •• :: OUR SPECIALS============FOR============Spring.OvercoatsARE SUPERBSEE THEM!Scotch Tweeds preclomlaateID our SpriDC selectlODSuits bO to $.0NICQLL, Tlte Tat1or,CLARK AND ADAMS STREETSW. N •. GARLICK. University Repl"CleDtatiYeCall Hyde Park 511"F.'"W. BakerMen's Furnishings,Hats, Shoes, pants,Trunks andTraveling Bags342 EAST SIXTY-THIRD ST.P , OP1'1c .. -Hyde Park 1788HOMII: l RasID"!lc .. -Hyde Park 7117DR. RALPH W. PARKERDR. FRED W. PARKERDENTISTS6:uo Kimbark AYCDueN. J[. C.ro.Slxt7'IJdrtl 51. Hoan , 8 =30 to IS.lr:oGto 506owma-o Dairy Go.OUR··MILK· .is Bottled in ·the . CountryIIL�A.IIILLERDENTIST!69-f! 63If STREETlElEFIIIIE ......."' ....Good Things to EatI"roID UbbJO.fam __ u.s-1o kt--'...... �pnnu..·AD_ ... 1rLIBBY'SNatural FlavorFood Products" to'1",e ,...� '!"'.\'.� f ••""., �.; ..r• ; .• • : ' •• �."4I..-.�1\.�} :W!�'::� t i5���.�,")·:::· :.��:: 'j�/-;:"':!!: i;t;;�::! :.�:' :: �,,::,�' • '::':'� :.�': ,;"!. r(�':; � �.; ':'; '�; .. '" ,'� :�::\:'�"'::' �;., ?:',:,:"�,::::",,,;::: :."'.�:f� :",: :<t ":: �'; t, ';.\1':': ,>,t � -;�:�:� ': '}' � \,:- � '�:..; �:;'?:,;<.; �'I�f� •• '�.�, ... ... , ',;1; ,I, " CHICAGO,· THURSDAY, MAY'l4, 1003'_.r-." Oh. the bootless manIs an .. also ran.". But the Duck with a front is • live one.�From Tales Df llu Es·la.h. I" .. NOTICES., .. IStudeats aDd faculty mcmben are �UCtItcC1 to leAdall DOtica 10 TNa DAlLY MA.ooM for publicatioa freeof c:barRc. Notices mast be left at TN. MoUOOII o8ic:eor FacUlty Exc:ba.D2e before II : 00 A. K.Dual Tennis Toumament.-Cbicago vs,Wisconsin. Doubles will be played Friday,May IS, 2: 30 p. m., on Walker courts;the singles, Saturday, May 16, at 9: 30a. m.. A Senior sing will be held tonight at 1p. m., in Hitchcock. Everybody invited.The Y. M. C. A. will meet in tLOI! club­room of Snell, Thursday, May 14, at 1: 30p. m.Baseball:-Chicago Freshmen vs. IllinoisFreshmen, Saturday, May 16, 3: 45 p, m.,on Marshall Field.The Club of Twenty will meet on Mon­days for the rest of the quarter at 4 p. m.South Divinity parlors. 'W. S. C. 1..., Friday, 10: 30 a. m.," inHaskell Assembly Hall. Topic, "Rever-ence;" leader, Miss Lena D. Harris. :,�e .. competitive examination for theS�Dlor College Scholarship in ChemistryWIll be held in the Kent Lob., May 23, at9 a. m,Dr. Child will address the ZoologicalOub, Ro?m 24, Zoology Building, ;: 30P: m.: Fnd�y, May IS, on "Form Regula­bon ID Cenanthus."� COurse uf Ulustrated lectures on Flor­en�e art will be given by Robert w.Bruere, �te in English, Thursdays,at 4 p. m., 10 Haskell,. Profes�or. E. W. Clement, of Tokyo,. Japan, will gtve an address upon his workThursday, May 14, at 8 p. m., in HaskellHall. All are invited.A s�eci� meeting of the Senior CollegeCounctl wlll be held Friday, May IS, at. I p. m., Cobb 8 B. A communication fromthe President is to acted upon.. Der Deutsche Klub kommt um 4 Uhrrm Haskell Hall zusammen. Programm:,Vo.rtrag, "Alltagsdeutsch," von HermEnch Merenter. Friday, May IS.. Professor C. W. Votaw will give the�I'!th "address in the "Education in Re­!igton series, Sunday, May 11, 4 p. m.,m Kent.' Subject, "A Popular Neglect ofthe Bible."T�e' Annu�l Banquet given by the Wo­men s Athletic Teams will be held in the�omen's Gymnasium, Friday, May 22.TIckets may be obtained at once at theGymnasium office.A. !Deeting of' delegates from the fra­ternities, to discus matters pertaining toth� Annual Inter-Fraternity Track ,Meet,wtll be held Friday, May 12� at· 1(): 30a. ,m., in the library of Hitchcock. Hall.The ninth �ddress' ·in the "Education inReligion" series will be given next Sundayafternoon, May 11, at 4 p. m., in KentTheater, by Assistant Professor C. W.Votaw, on "A Popular Neglect of theBiblt!." .The Mathematical Oub meets Friday.Ma>: IS, in Room 36, Ryerson, at 4 p, m.Tcpies : "On the Minimum-Property of. the Sphere," Mr. Jordan; "On Continuous••• �����������I Curvcs without Double Points and Having.. Eli' LE • E. Superficial Content," Prof. E. H. Moore.WHO DRESS FOR STYlE "Reverence" will be the topic of theIEATIESS. liD CO.FORT Woman Students' Christian League, at itsmeeting in Haskell Assembly Hall, atWEIR TIIl.PROYED 10: 30 3.- m., Friday, 'May 1'5. Miss I..afaD. Harris will lead. .Don't Be an "Also Ran"Dress Right, took Right.and Be a Li� ODeWeare showing Spring Goods that areright-right in style, price, and quality.College men are discriminating. That'swhy 1 h.ye so manY'oof them among mycustomers,..Winter 'has left us; spring is h� ;so is Famous; and, as usual, is ready todo your tailoring, cleaning, and pressing.He also has on hand a full line of springfurnishin� and hats., Pamous TailoriD, Company346 E. Fifty·fifth st. ,'Phoae, Hyde Park 57'00SUMBOLA will maJcc brief c:bander dell ...tloas for U. of C. studcDts at $a.oo. eac:b (half·me) duriae April aDdM.,., thus placiDlr within the reach of a IUEe uumber:edo:s.�� N! .,�;:��:ct�� �iW �.:z��Tc:ii:e�. Addrds:SU�BOLA =CA!o�.,�:'�If You Are SickJOU will requUoePURE MEDICINESIf 70U are welt JOU wiD wish tbe best of. GBIDRAL SUPPUB8��� Avery's Pharmaciessstla .... Maaroe 11ft.. 57th � Cotate GIO'IC ....It Pa� to :Advertise in the Maroon.1.:Exceptionan,. favorable contracts made(or printing doctors' theses. UniversityPrinting Cooy 313 E. Sixty-third street.Oh I oh! how good I What? ThatSoda. Whet'e? Bowen's, Fifty-fifth andIngleside ave.·,,'- ..." �.. .. BOSTON8ARTER I (Continued from page J)Fred.-It's all off, Famous.Famous.-Ha, ha, ha! (This is all inhis Rleeve and the audience can't hear.)Fred.- Y es, Jake; all bids are off and• we will make merry.I;'envoi.Following is the statement of the .lead­ing . man, Famous, made before the cur­tain on the first presentation:"In playing this joke on me the menhave worked nght into my hands; because,(or the last two years I have been thinkingof such a plan· for prUsiog clotheS, aDdhope to foil the jokers by establishing such 'a system in a short while." . r;...- ...A JOKE ON "FAMOUS"..�: ..., '-.WebBYsChool·books415-417 E. 63d s. (4. Ktmb.trI\ ofor.9'fIont: R,tk 9>. "".&0 ., 77�m E. 47th St.Jenkins Br.oth ersof DRY GOODS, MENSFURNISHINGSBO.OTS and SHOESt�','t' , I-M '-L,O'OKING FORWARDWITH MUCH PLEASUItE TO A CALL FROM THE READE�,.WHEN I WILL, WITH·OUT DOUBT. CONVINCE YOU OF THE SUPEIUORITY OF NOT ONLY MY LINKOF WOOLENS, BUT. THE GENERAL HIGH QUALITY OF MY WORK. WHICH HASPLACED ME IN °rHE LEAD IN THIS BUSINESS IN CHICAGO.NEW SPRING GOODS NOW IN STOCKThe 33 Man 33 Adami 33 Cent. 33 letteflln 33 DoliarUGoodOriginal at It. 'Phone Hameand BUlh'HI"Addre.. Suit·• • • MY LEADER • • •CARROLL S. McltULLAB, T:Afi,OR, No. 33 Adams st.Weaver Coal &DOMESTIC Coke Co ..COKESub s t 'i t ute· f 0 r ',:1I·H a r d CoalMatquette Building63d and Wallace streets 40th street and Wentworth avenueNorth avenue and RiverFellow Stud'entslThis is an easy seller and bigmoney. Agents wanted forChicago and the 'west. See orwrite me. W. H. HEAD,. 7004Vernon ave. Tel. ISn Normal. .W. T. DELIHANTP"sUlnat II. C. O'DONNELLS,i,,,.,., ALBERT TEBOT"IUfI'_Standard Washed Coal Co.NEW KENTUCKY COALPOCAt:lONTAS PEN-nARTEL. HARRISON 3.37 303 Dearbom streetCHICAGO"INS U RAN -C·E LIFEACCIDENT.HEALTHPROTECTION AND INVESTMENT5'10· TWENTY YEAR ENDOWMENT BONDSmay DOu.AR GUARANTEED; NO ESTIMATES11 70U wUl !CDd me 7OU� fuJI aame aDd .ddress, � with date 01 birth, I will submit proposltiODTelephone CeDtral3931· GEO. M. LEE 1008 Marquette Bldg, ChicagoLOSER Ii �ANSON.-TAILORS.·"TeIepbmae HJde Park 18. .'A •. McAdamsTHE UNIVERSITY FLORIST ,= ,.GREENHOUSES :Car. nd at. aDd lCimbuk 11ft.. CHICAGO175 DEARBORN ST�·CHICAGO •Oood Clothes Moderate PrIcesDa. W.J.CoYaYsupawteuda all workCOVEY'SDENTAL -PARLORS . Storage:';:�t 411 aJUl .... WeatwortJa�S EXPRESS &VAlICO •GI54 to 6do W'atwortJa 4ft.Blt.&JlCII: .,. Cotta&e Groq Aft. . '.J74-J76 STATE STREETGold c.o... .- $s.oo I � Teeth _ $s--BdcJRe Work _. _ s.ao S. S. W. _ 1.00PI..r- � ._ J1c.e PariISoooGold FiIlbIp $Il..oo, up PaUaIcsa EztractioII .SO B. L AlIa EsteNisMd 11173 H. R. PAULOET THE BESTAmes' Hats$2.00 and· $3.00161 A 16.1 B. .M.A.DI.5ON Sf ...... LA .sALLII'I'D marr 18 CDAPB8T..Ce1. ebrated Batscc Styles aDdQaalitiea_1IIiIII-.' Alwa,. Prope.ite"PAUID HoosaClllCAGO PlllLADa.PIIIA MUSSEY'SBiDiard MaDs and Bowline AIkyaThe' Largest aDd FiDeSt AlD1IIeDleDt. Resort in tbC World·100 to loa MADISON STREETJ. J. QI�L, Ph.G.CHBMIST addPHARM�CIST• . ,<to. �... . ... --' -� . ..-.,.. -, .-. �1...... �� I,.. " 27 .. 8..,..t.WHY"" POW. _ •• ' �.for die __ � JGa c.. it,. .....�... �..u,.1tJcIa. deliftred iII __ boedcs. by �+c upTeIcpboac Soatb 817, 01' dnJppbIc � ,_.. to � i:SIDNEY WANZER 4 SONS305 1'IdrtIetII � IMcKEOWN BROTHERSCARPENTERS AND BUILDERS.. 819 eaa.p Oro" neePhoDe I>reftl 1291Wllelaale A.-ta ......... Aspilalt It�............ � o..p, coane, old ......!t.:- COftftId wtdI .... Aspil" �................ . CIGA R$yoacaa .. tla ........ at '�405 East 55th St. 1I.D. PADORR_ .• ,1.1